A Round To Remember
Usually in the notes I would ask you what you thought this chapter would be about right? But as previously stated before, the Quarter finals of the bikini contest is about to start. And with Nico out of the round due to illness, someone else will have to fill the seat. Who will it be you ask? Well why don't we fund out…
We will start our focus on our beloved favourite blue female Jacqueline, who had returned to the surf shop abruptly. Rather impatient with the fact that her best friend hasn't shown up yet.
She couldn't stop herself from pacing up and down, biting her fingernails with anxiety.
"Oh gosh…this is awful! I mean…who would want to do something this cruel?!" Jacqueline asked rhetorically, shaking her head in disbelief about the fact that something bad had happened. Something she James that RDJ would hate.
"Do you think it was misplaced? I mean, myself and Nico always lose things then find them an hour or later!" Pedro suggested, as he locked up the safe for the day.
"Not like this Pedro! This is something that he would NEVER move! Whoever took this knew what they were doing. So it must have been Fred!"
"Fred must have done what?"
"OH SHIT!" Jacqueline and Pedro cursed out loud at the same time. Hearing their good friend's voice come from behind them.
RDJ waltzed in cool as a cat, with Lila holding hands with him lovingly. Only she was aware that the reason she came in with him, was to comfort her boyfriend when given the bad news. But it's not like the muscular man knew anything yet.
"What's…going on here guys?" RDJ rose an eyebrow in curiosity. As Pedro sat down on the seat in a panic. Whilst Jaqueline began to quiver. But…as he had lived with Jacqueline for over 7 years. He can tell that she was hiding something really awful…something that she knew he would really hate. "Jacqui…what happened here?"
"Ummm…"
"Hey? Whatever it is. We can talk about it and deal with the situation together. So, what is the problem here?" He smiled at her warmly and wrapped an arm around his best friend. Whilst Lila stood the opposite side of her and wrapped an arm around the other side.
"Haaaaaa…Well…I don't think you're gonna like it but…" She paused in a dramatic manner…mostly due to the fact she was terrified of how he was going to react. "Do you ummm…remember when I told you that the lock had been tampered with last night?"
"Yeah. You said that someone must have broken in, but nothing appeared to be stolen?" He cocked his head to the side in confusion.
"Well…something was stolen…"
"Oh? What was?"
"Please promise me that when I tell you, you won't do anything stupid?" Jacqueline's heart rate rapidly increased. So much so that Lila had noticed her change rapidly.
"I promise. Just tell me about it!" Her best friend of 7 years eagerly awaited her response.
"Ummm…Ughhhhh…Y-Y-you know that…c-c-cookie jar that looks like a huge swan?"
"Yeah? That's supposed to be Precilla Marcao! The best samba singer in Brasilia. Well, until she sadly died of a drug overdose…" As he trailed off he knew he was getting away from the subject at hand. "What about it?"
"Well…Ummmm…It's…It's g-g-g-gone…" Jacqueline stuttered so much that she was petrified on how he would react.
"G-G-Gone? Ha…What ummm…What do you mean it's…gone?" The blue and gold man's eyes narrowed a little bit questionably. As you felt a swift change in his behaviour.
"What's the big deal bro? It's just an old cookie jar. Just buy a new one and you're…" Pedro begun speaking, but the violet eyed blue female slapped him on the back of his head. Telling him to shush with her finger on her beak to shush.
"That jar…Is my most…prized…possession!" The hint in his tone indicated that this really bothered him. His hands began to tremble…his body began to tense up. Like he wanted to absolutely tear the place apart.
"Why is that honey?" Lila cooed sweetly in his ear. Which luckily managed to get him to relax a little as he was in her presence. But needless to say on the inside he was very upset.
"That jar…it had…my mothers ashes in…" After finishing his sentence he instantly put his face in his hands and bawled over the fact that his mother's ashes had been stolen.
"Oh no!" Lila's heart instantly began to feel poignant, and her tears had shown her to relay the same emotions back. As she wrapped her arms around him in comfort. With him returning the gesture and hugging her back lovingly. Crying into her shoulder with a lot of tears.
Pedro and Jacqueline didn't even want to wait another second to join in on the hugging. Both of them joined in as Pedro stood behind RDJ hugging him from behind and Jacqueline stood in between the couple hugging both of them at the same time.
"My mom…mom's ashes…gone?! Why the FUCK would someone want to take her?! If Fred's done this…I'm gonna fucking…"
"No sweetie you can't do anything stupid! If you do then you are lowering yourself to his level!" The purple eyed female stroked his back lovingly.
"But my mom's ashes?! He didn't even need to take them! This is getting out of hand now!"
"I agree. But if you do something like beat him down, then you will go to jail for assault. Then he get's everything he wants. He is doing this to get a rise out of you."
"But…"
"Your girlfriend is right dude. You shouldn't even consider doing something illegal. Cos if you do, then you're gonna regret that split second decision in the long run." Pedro spoke his words of wisdom. As once more RDJ buried his head into Lila's shoulder.
"I'm sorry RDJ! I really wanted to tell you this morning but…you were surfing and…" Jacqueline felt so awful about briefly keeping it from him that she couldn't control herself.
"No…It's not your fault bestie. You did what you thought was right." He reassured her, patting her on the back. "But…if it was Fred who stole it…then I can't attack him or I'll get disqualified as you all say."
"So what you gonna do instead then?" Pedro asked in confusion. As all of them broke apart from the hug.
"For now, we focus on the bikini contest quarter finals. Then when the round is up, and I'm done cleaning up my girlfriend's disgust for Fred asking her to the contest. We can head to Sandro's pizzeria for a couple pizzas."
"Wait a second…" Pedro paused in a thoughtful manner…putting a finger on his chin to think about something. Something about what RDJ just said. "Say that thing about Fred again?"
"What? About Fred getting to choose who he wants to take to the private party?"
"That's the one! The rules don't indicate that he gets to choose whoever he wants? We are the ones who make that rule! Not the judges of the surf committee."
"What are you saying?" Jacqueline was a little lost when he explained.
"I'm saying, that despite what the judges have said…"
"But Pedro, it's been a tradition for the surfer to choose the girl he wants." Jacqueline made the obvious point, causing Lila and RDJ to roll their eyes.
"Well, as discussed we are going to go to the party together. Let's not forget that Fred can't report us to the surf committee anyway. Because if they do, then we can report him for sexual harassment on me! Blackmail his sorry butt!" The purple eyed female remarked whilst smiling. "Then they could kick him out of the contest."
"That's a really sneaky idea…but I love it!" RDJ cheekily whispered and gave her a little pinch on the butt. Making her giggle and blush a light pink.
"Oh fuck! We gotta get to the beach guys! The contest is gonna start in twenty minutes!" Pedro remarked, causing everyone to leave the building rapidly to make their way back to the stage. "And we will need to find a replacement guest judge for this round as Nico is still unwell."
"Don't worry! I already got that covered!" The muscular man gave him a fist bump and ran with the others back to the contest.
Let's Skip To 20mins Later…
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ITS IS TIME…FOR…THE QUARTER FINALS!" A loud booming voices over the crowd, sending them to erupt in applause as they gathered around the main stage. "How was that boys?"
"That was perfect Leandro!" Pedro gave him a pat on the back, as it had been revealed that RDJ's father Leandro was going to replace Nico for the this round of the contest.
Fred was stood in the front row watching all of this…but the creepiest thing about this was the way he was smiling sinisterly.
As the girls did their usual lineup on stage, he once more leered at the purple eyed macaw on stage. She was wearing a thin strapped lime green bikini, and she felt so uncomfortable by the way her boyfriend's brother was staring at her chest. That she crossed her arms to cover up her cleavage uncomfortably.
"In this round, it is the talent portion of the round. So all of you will have to present a talent to blow us away! So before we get started, I do advise that the audience will be respectful and stay silent if necessary. So…let's get right to it!" Pedro announced in the microphone, and the audience went absolutely crazy for them.
The first girl to perform was Lila, and the others politely left the stage so she could prepare what she was going to do.
"First up…We have the fan favourite…Give it up for…LILA!" RDJ spoke the last word with a lot of emphasis to give her a really good opening. And the audience once more erupted in thunderous applause for the lilac girl. Who was given a microphone by her me of the assistant producers for the day.
"So my name is Lila. And today I'm gonna sing for you…" She batted her eyelashes and blew a kiss to the crowd. Obviously not to Fred by avoiding eye contact with him. Which is what he had originally expected anyway. "This one goes out…to the one person in front of me right now…this is for you sugar…" She pouted in such a sexual manner, that the majority of men wanted to pass out or bash their heads in from how sexy she was.
But as she was doing her opening line…what she hadn't noticed was the silhouette of a figure backstage. Holding a pair of wire cutters…snarling evilly at the girl on stage.
As for RDJ, he himself could not wait to hear her performance. That he had gotten into an eagerly anticipated position. Excited for what was about to come.
(Trouble – Original Song By Elvis Presley – Covered By Taleene)
Lila: If you're looking for trouble,
(She grips hold of the microphone stand and pulls it toward her)
You came to the right place,
(She tips it the other way and sticks out her thigh)
If you're looking for trouble,
Take a look right at my face!
(She points to her face with a confident expression)
I was born standing up,
And talking back!
(She straightens out the stand and holds onto it whilst shaking her hips in a sensual manner to the music)
My daddy was a green-eyed mountain Jack!
(She does a pin drop and a figure 8 movement with her hips)
'Cause I'm evil! My middle name is misery,
(Continues to move her hips in a figure of 8, as RDJ's eyes are literally wide open in amazement. As well as his jaw dropping really low)
Well, I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me!
(As the next line comes up in the song, she makes her way over to the judges table and sits down on the table in front of her boyfriend.)
I've never looked for trouble,
But I've never ran,
I don't take no orders,
From no kind of man!
(She poses flirtatiously as she winked playfully at RDJ, who was blushing so hard that his cheeks turned purple)
I'm only made out,
Of flesh, blood and bone!
But if you're gonna start a rumble,
Don't you try it all alone!
(She swiftly moved her legs up in the air, revealing her Brazilian cut bikini bottoms to the crowd. As one by one men were either fainting or screaming in absolute ecstasy. Even Fred was doing something he shouldn't be doing, with his hand down his shorts. Not that anyone was paying attention to him of course. Which was really unsettling as children were around)
'Cause I'm evil! My middle name is misery!
"Well I'm evil! Don't you mess around with…
Suddenly, the speakers had instantly cut out and the music stopped. As Lila stood there completely dumbfounded by what had happened.
The audience instantly stopped cheering and fell silent in disappointment, as the girl on stage just froze in shock. Looking around as if she had no idea what to do.
"What the heck is going on?" RDJ asked Pedro questionably, as he shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know bro? Someone must have cut the power?"
"Well what the fuck are we gonna do?" Leandro too panicked as people started to snicker and chuckle at the girl on stage. Who at the moment didn't know wether to cry or run off stage.
Sofia and Lillian wanted to help their friend out so badly, that they nodded at each other. Then stood by two metal trash cans by the side of the stage. (A little throwback to the first movie in the samba club)
Just as Lila was about to get too choked up, and pass out from the embarrassment she was enduring…
Bang! Bang Bang! Bang Bang Bang!
The sound of both girls playing the trash cans like drums next to a couple of microphones that Lizzie and Femi were both holding echoed throughout the crowd.
Bang! Bang Bang! Bang Bang Bang!
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Leandro heard the sound of drums being played and to the shock of the crowd…he pulled out a mini ukulele.
"Dad?!" RDJ's eyed widened in surprise and smirked in amusement.
He started playing along with the drums and it created the perfect melody for the song she chose to sing.
Lila still wasn't feeling as confident yet…but that soon changed when someone stood up and pulled off a great Elvis accent.
RDJ: I'm evil, evil, evil, as can be!
(Lila's eyes lit up dreamily and she had a sudden burst of confidence to sing along with him)
Both: I'm evil, evil, evil, as can be!
(Both of them smiled dreamily at each other, singing along to the same song together. Which the crowd absolutely adored)
RDJ: So don't mess around!
Lila: Don't mess around!
Both: So don't mess around with me!
Lila: WellI'm evil, I'm evil, I'm evil, I'm evil!
RDJ: So don't mess around!
Lila: Don't ness around!
Both: So don't mess around with me!
Lila: Yeah!
Song Ends…
RDJ immediately sat back down on his judges chair and clapped along with the rest of the crowd as she received a huge applause from the crowd.
"YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LILA! LILA! LILA! LILA!" The crowd chanted her name over and over again.
She felt a few tears roll down her cheeks feeling overwhelmed by the reaction she received from the audience. That she couldn't help but take a bow and curtsy before blowing a kiss toward her boyfriend. Who pretended to catch it and put it on his beak.
Lila instantly rushed backstage to hug both of her good friends, along with her new friends Lizzie and Femi.
Whilst the three judges took down some notes and scored her performance out of 10…the hooded figure who cut the power to the speakers instantly dropped the pair of wire cutters on the floor.
They pulled their hood back to reveal their true identity…and of course it had to be the scarlet female Samantha who had tried to ruin Lila's performance for another consecutive time. And once again she of course failed in her attempts and lowered their head in defeat.
But just as she rose her head to witness the joy that illuminated through Lila and her friends, who were encouraging each other and helping each other out. That made her really thoughtful of her own actions.
At this moment her head turned only slightly to her right hand side…and the scarlet female assessed the vibe that Fred had been giving in the front row. As of this moment…he had the most smug and vindictive. That a huge wave of pain got to her…that she couldn't even hold in her guilt anymore.
"Oh god…I gotta…I gotta fix this! I gotta fix this!" She pulled her hood back up so she wouldn't be seen by anyone. Then gradually moved within the crowd to go somewhere.
Where she was going now? That is the real question…
As Femi and Lizzie were technically after her in number order, the judges allowed them to go after Lila.
Femi did this incredible stand up comedy performance that got a fair amount of laughs. Some of her jokes barely made any impact. But they still made sense.
As for Lizzie, she was doing some plate spinning which again is very different and impossible to do. But she really blew the judges wear, especially Leandro who was amazed she didn't even break any of the plates.
Going back over to the judges table, RDJ sat back in his chair still thinking about his girlfriend when she sung. He loved watching his girlfriend perform such a sensational song. Not only was it so alluring and seductive, but it was an Elvis song. That really got to his heart there, and made his love for her grow more and more.
"Well look at you my son? You look like you're on cloud nine right now." Leandro cheekily pointed out. Putting his ukulele back under the table.
"I didn't know you brought a ukulele with you?" Pedro was a little confused by that.
"Yeah well…I was kinda hoping that Hannah was going to come along. So I was going to serenade her. You know…before we…rub each other's butts…" He naughtily chuckled whilst his son just rolled his eyes in embarrassment.
"Daaaaad! I don't want to have the thought of my dad having sex in my head!" RDJ spoke, rubbing his eyes to get that image out of his head.
"Haha sorry son! I'm only teasing. Now, who…is up, next? Ughhhh…Lillian?"
"Right! Let's make the announcement guys!" The male cardinal rubbed his hands together and cleared his throat. Putting his beak to the surface of the microphone. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHAT A STUNNING PERFORMANCE FROM LILA AM I RIGHT?!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The crowd cheered excitedly, as most of the women have actually left because either their boyfriends or husbands were leering over the first girl who pretty much opened her legs in front of the audience. Revealing how thin her bikini bottoms were. Surely they will be having discussions with them later tonight.
"NOW…LET US WELCOME ARE NEXT COMPETITOR…SHE'S SMALL BUT SEXY…HER EYES WILL BREAK HEARTS…LETS GIVE HER A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE! LILLIAN!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The crowd roared very excitedly for the canary female who was very shocked by the response from the crowd.
"Wait guys! Pedro, give me your phone my friend!" Leandro clocked his fingertips and the cardinal shrugged his shoulders and gave his phone to him. But just as he opened his Home Screen, he was a little mortified. "Okay I'm just gonna…WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"What?! What is it?!" Pedro asked in concern, as his eyes widened.
"THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING PORN?!" Leandro had so many tabs open or multiple different female macaws, cardinals, parakeets, sparrows and flamingos doing some sexual videos.
"Oh fuck…sorry about that! I've been meaning to clear my browser history…"
"Anal and missionary threesomes? Fat chicks riding dicks? Swedish orgies?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" The adolescent man was deleting every tab on his phone.
"I'm sorry! Sometimes I need to masturbate after watching girls dance around in bikinis…"
"You are a fucking pervert you know that?" RDJ rolled his eyes in disgust. Watching his father rapidly delete his internet tabs.
He then decides to FaceTime Nico on Pedro's cell phone.
Nico: Pedro? What's going…Oh…Hey ummm…Leandro…Sir!
Leandro: Relax, Leandro is fine. Listen, Lillian is about to perform her talent. So I thought I'd FaceTime you so you can see it for yourself!
Nico: Oh wow! Thank you!
The blue and gold is adolescent macaw aimed the phone toward the stage so Nico could get a decent view of the performance.
Lillian instantly stepped onto the stage, wearing a light green thin strap bikini. Not that she was a bit more confident to wear that kind of style now. But mostly due to the fact that she needed to move around as freely as possible for her performance.
One of the producers moved a sheet covered object on the stage, it moved around on wheels.
"What the heck is that?" Nico asked from his living room.
(Toxic – By 2WEI Starts Playing)
Lillian took a deep breath and stuck out her hand as if she was waiting for someone to give her something.
"What is she doing?" Sofia cocked her head to the side in confusion.
The same producer gave what appeared to be a bow and arrow to her. Then she got into a pose that she was ready to demonstrate her talent.
She seductively walked over to the covered object and pulled the sheet off, revealing a target that was used for archery.
The audience were stunned into silence when she began.
At first she demonstrated how great her focus was, by pulling the arrow back on the string and hit the target dead centre. Right before taking a bow as the audience clapped for her.
She did some sensual movements with her hips and moved her leg up like she was doing gymnastics. Right before pulling the arrow out of the target and doing a cartwheel over to the starting place.
"Did you know she could do that?" Lila whispered in Sofia's ear. But the cardinal still gapped very widely and her eyes were shocked.
"No! She never told me about…this?!" Sofia exclaimed, really impressed with her ability on stage.
Lillian stood in a tall pose like some kind of professional ballerina dancing in a recital of Swan Lake. Showing her toes to have incredible flexibility.
Nico on the other side of Leandro's phone still sat on the edge of the couch with his chin rested on his hand. Paying real close attention to the girl who he had started dating.
The female canary then did something incredibly unexpected. She actually proceeded to press her hands flat on the floor. Pulling off an absolutely beautiful hand stand…but that wasn't all…she also managed to pick up the bow and arrow…with her feet!
"NO WAY?!" All three judges, Lila, Sofia and even Nico all chorused at the same time. Amazement and wonder lit up their eyes as she focused all of her possible attention on the bow and arrow.
She used one of her feet to gradually pull the string back with her foot, and with the other she held the bow in her other foot.
Curling her legs over like they were in the shape of a scorpion's tail, she focused again mainly on the target. Firing the arrow dead centre in the middle.
This in return earned another round of applause from the audience.
Nico's eyes were so wide that he couldn't stop focusing on her. That his face was right up to the camera on his FaceTime.
Music Cuts Out…
"NOW…" Lillian boomed in a thunderous voice, as the crowd once more fell into a deep silence. "I am going to need a volunteer for this next one!"
So many people in the audience all took a step back and put their hands behind their backs to not even think about volunteering. And the only one to actually not step forward was the last person anyone wanted to pick. However…The female canary saw this as another hilarious opportunity to get the upper hand against him.
"Looks like we have a volunteer! Fred Santos!"
"Me? Ummm…sure?" The hybrid man didn't even receive a round of applause from anybody when he hopped up on stage. Mainly due to the fact that a lot of the locals have been hearing about him popping a little girl's balloon with a hair pin. Being very inappropriate with Lila in public making her feel disgusted by him. Him getting high on ecstasy and having sex with a guy. Stomping on an inflatable whale, bursting it in front of two other kids. And cheat in the contests to get his own way. So you can imagine how annoyed the audience was by his presence. Luckily for him though, nobody saw him playing with himself when Lila was performing.
Lila was so disgusted by his presence that she had to wrap her arms around her chested area, so he couldn't stare at her breasts from up close.
"Now, I'm gonna need you to stand right up against that target! And you cannot move a single muscle!" Lillian spoke in a loud and clear voice. As she pulled him by his arm and lined him up in front of the target. "Now, I need someone to tie him to it…"
"Here…allow mw!" Lila very abruptly piped up and took the rope from the table. Standing behind the target. Then she threw the loop over one side and tied his wrists together around the back of the stand. Making sure that they were tight enough so he couldn't set himself free. "I need more rope!"
"Here!" Femi threw another two coils of rope over to her and she instantly proceeded to tie him by his legs also. Not to mention tie his body to the stand.
"Hmmm…bondage eh? You're so kinky…" Fred licked his beak like the creepiest pervert in the world. And instead of feeling disgust for his words, she instantly lowered her beak to his ear. Whispering something only he could hear.
"Too bad you'll NEVER see how wild I can be! Besides…my boyfriend's dick is fifteen times bigger than your baby pee pee…" She tapped him on the face in the coldest way possible. And boy…did this make him angry.
"I take it you like going for pussies then eh?"
"Nope, cos if I wanted to go for a pussy…then I would have gone for you!" Now this insult really annoyed him, that he felt the sudden urge to break free from his grip and force himself on top of her in front of his dad and brother. But he had to keep this bottled up. Especially since the performance was nearly over.
"OKAY! RIGHT…IF YOU CAN ALL JUST PLEASE REMAIN SILENT! THIS…COULD…GET…MESSY!" Lillian called out for the crowd to fall silent. Which luckily for the canary they all obeyed and stated completely silent. But…just as things were getting a bit more interesting…Lillian did something…Which really horrified the audience.
She pulled out of her bikini bottoms an eye mask…which could only mean one thing in this instance.
"What is she do…No way?! There's just no way?!" Nico was right on the edge of his couch, watching the damage place the eye mask over her eyes. Blindfolding her completely…meaning that she won't even be able to see what she was doing when firing her arrow.
"Did she just…cover her eyes?" RDJ too was in complete disbelief from this little detail, that he almost nearly turned his head away from her.
"This is gonna be horrifying!" Pedro too couldn't bare to watch. But peaked one eye open to pretend not to be scared.
"This is…This is fucking…The fuck?" Sofia was stuttering her words, which you would have thought she was having a stroke. But actually her mind was attempting to process everything all at once. But the gears in her head just wouldn't budge and inch.
Lillian once more got into a handstand position, and at this point Fred was literally shaking in agonising fear.
"W-W-WAIT! I…I DON'T WANNA BE A VOLUNTEER ANYMORE! I DON'T!" He had tears in his eyes as Lillian aimed the arrow at him. "PLEASE! S-S-STOP! I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
The canary pulled the strong back on the bow, shaking a little bit as she didn't want to miss the target.
"Shhhhhhh…Now I need you to stay silent so I don't hit you!" Lillian evilly spoke to the hybrid man, who had no choice but to bite his beak to stop himself from screaming.
The whole crowd hushed into silence. Anticipation for her final trick on stage.
Nico's eyes were so close to his phone that his eyes could not stop focusing on her legs. The way they are positioned in such ways was making him…lust for her touch.
Lillian drew the strong hack even further then with one swift movement, she fired the arrow directly in between Fred's legs. Hitting the target and just scraping the bottom of where his privates were.
"YOU NEARLY HIT MY BALLS YOU DAMN BITCH!" Fred screamed in fear and began shaking violently. "GET ME OFF THIS THING!"
The crowd barely heard what he said, due to them all cheering in a thunderous manner. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They screamed in satisfaction, as the canary female took a bow and strutted away with attitude. Giving Lila a high five and the other girls patted her on the back.
"Since…Since…When did you…Did you know…" Sofia was at a loss for words. Her best friend giggled and wrapped an arm around her.
"I also have hidden talents too you know! I'm not just a pretty face." The canary beamed and instantly got back into place. As the crowd died down from cheering.
"Holy…Shit…" Nico's cheeks were flushed a bright purple, lusting for the girl who was on stage.
"Well, it appears that Lillian isn't the only one who's fired an arrow? Cupid has also struck you with his arrow." Pedro remarked cheekily in the camera, as Nico just put his hat over how face to cover up his embarrassment.
"Ummmm…Ahem! Ughhhh…Leandro? Could you…pass the phone to RDJ please?" Nico coughed a couple times to get his focus back.
"Sure! Here you go son!" The adolescent passed his iPhone to his son, who took it from him.
"What's up dude?"
"Could I…borrow your house for tonight? Mainly the jacuzzi?" He abruptly asked him, as if he had something planned.
"Ummmm, sure I guess? I suppose I could stay with Lila tonight. I'll have to let Jacqui know."
"Thanks bro! You're the best!" Nico and RDJ hung up the phone and he gave it back to his dad.
"Why does he want to borrow your jacuzzi?" Pedro curiously cut in, making him shrug his shoulders.
"No idea. Best I don't ask. Anyway…" RDJ shifted the conversation away from there and put the microphone to his beak. "WELL WELL WASN'T THAT AN AMAZING TALENT EH?!"
"LILLIAN! LILLIAN! LILLIAN!" The crowd clapped in between every word they chanted, boosting the canary female's confidence. Whilst Lila was still trying to figure out how she was able to do such tricks.
"NOW…LET US GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THE NEXT CONTESTANT! LET'S SAY HELLO TO…SOFIA!" Leandro announced without even using a play on words like the other judges did. But the cardinal didn't really mind. She was just going to show everyone what she was going to do.
Many of the audience members needed to recover after watching the incredible performance from Lillian. That the majority of them were secretly wishing they had recorded what she was doing.
"HEY! I'M STILL FUCKING TIED UP!" Fred screamed at the top of his lungs. Causing the crowd to snicker in amusement.
"What's that Fred? You're saying your shorts are too high up? Well let me fix that for you!" Sofia evilly chuckled and waltzed straight over to him. Rubbing her hands together as she was about to do the first thing that Lillian had thought of.
"Oh god. She's gonna…" The canary girl barely even finished her sentence, because the female cardinal had ripped his shorts off of him. As he was still tied to the target…he wasn't able to cover up the fact that his bottom half was visible yet again to all of the public. "And yep! That's what she does…"
Once again his private parts were visible to the public, with the majority of beautiful girls watching the contest all started to laugh hysterically and take photos of him and his…tiny little friend. To post all over social media. He had a lot of rage inside of him; that he shook violently to the point his face was going a bright red in fury. "Awwwww what's the matter Fred? Can't overcompensate anymore for your tiny package?" RDJ laughed so much in the microphone. Feeling incredibly good about himself.
"ENOUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The hybrid man completely lost it and managed to tear himself free from the target. Grabbing hold of one of the curtains and ripping it off to wrap around his waist like he was wrapping a towel around him. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME ALL OF YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I FUCKING AM?!"
"A douchebag?" A young child answered innocently, to which the audience found very amusing.
"NO!"
"A transgender? As you don't have a big pee pee?" Another one asked with their hand up.
"OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU FUCKING RETARD!"
"HEY! DON'T CALL HER THAT!" RDJ piped up from his seat, standing up to his brother once more. Right in front of everybody else. "ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE TROUBLE FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH REASONS! WELL NOT ANYMORE!"
"COMIMG FROM YOU?! THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS OWN MOM?! WHO MADE HER DIE?! WHO IS HAVING SEX WITH ONE OF THE BIKINI MODELS?! LI-LA!" Despite him using the mother insult again, RDJ knew that Fred was trying to get some power back over him. But thanks to Lila, he knew that wouldn't happen. But with the sexual relationship with Lila, Fred emphasised this with air quotes, as he revealed to everybody around that he was in a relationship with the fan favourite. Who at first was actually a bit worried how they would think. "THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! RDJ IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH LILA! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT EH?! THEY ARE HAVING SEX AND THEY ARE TOGETHER!"
All of the rage was boiling around his body. If this was an old aged cartoon his head would turn into a train horn and steam would be shooting out of his ears. And just when you thought he'd be getting the locals to start insulting his brother…they actually just looked at one another as if to say what was the problem?
"Yeah? So?" One of the girls in the front row pointed out with hardly any emotion in her voice. "We knew that already."
"HUH?!" RDJ, Fred and Lila all spoke simultaneously, shocked by what she just said.
"Yeah? It's kinda obvious dude?" A male parakeet spoke up, wrapping an arm around his wife and child. "The way they look at each other. You know that there is chemistry."
Both lovebirds gazed at each other dreamily, with their hearts skipping a beat due to the love that they shared with one another.
"BUT…THAT'S…THAT'S SURELY BREAKING THE RULES?!"
"What rules? Me and Nico came up with the rules! And if RDJ wants to be in a relationship with Lila, then that's their choice." Pedro stood up for his good friend.
"WELL…YOU…I…AFTER THIS IS OVER…I AM GONNA TAKE LILA TO THAT PARTY!" Fred was adamant that he was going to get the upper hand over his brother. But he could not be more wrong.
"Actually Fred. We discussed this with the head of the surf organisation. Which happens to be my best friend by the way…" It was Leandro's time to speak. And for whatever feelings his older son was feeling right now, he was about to double the intensity after what he was about to say. "And we made a deal that if Lila didn't want to go with you, then she can go with someone who she wants to go with!"
"W-W-WHAT?!"
"That's right! And I am choosing to go with my 'BOYFRIEND' RDJ!" Lila emphasised and sat on the desk in front of her beloved. Passionately kissing him on the beak with a lot of love in their hearts.
"AWWWWWWWWW!" The crowd responded so heart warmed by this.
However…Fred had literally lost his patience and his head at this point. "Haaaaaa…Haaaaaa…HaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" After breathing heavily like a deranged psychopath, he began sprinting towards his brother at full speed, with the clear intention of causing a lot of pain to him.
"SECURITY!" Pedro yelled out for the two harpy eagles who were guarding the stage. And both of them grabbed both shoulders. As he was trying to attack his brother.
"YOU ASSHOLE! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME! YOU TOOK MY IMAGE! YOU ARE GONNA SUFFER MY ETERNAL WRATH!" Fred bellowed with all the energy he could muster. Getting dragged away from the scene as the crowd just shook their heads in disgust, whilst the three judges just smirked. "WATCH YOUR BACK! COS I'M COMING FOR YOU! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU ARE DEAD!" Fred soon got grabbed by two more hawks and had been dragged off to calm down somewhere.
"Yeah…Like that's what I'm afraid of!" RDJ chuckled and gave his beloved one more kiss, right before she joined Lillian and the other two girls back stage.
Sofia obviously wasn't fazed at all by what happened and decided to just get on with her performance before being interrupted again.
"OKAY SOFIA! WHEN YOU ARE READY!" Pedro clearly boomed in the microphone, causing the audience to die down once more.
"Are we not gonna talk about what just happened?" Leandro turned to his son, who only shook his head from side to side.
"There's no need to! Now let's stop messing about and focus on Sofia!"
Speaking of her…She did something rather different compared to the other contestants that were mentioned before. She decided that she was going to perform some…magic?
"Ladies and gentlemen! I am the great…Sofia! I am here to show you guys what I can do for you to blow your minds!" Her stage presence was actually very spot on. But just as she was shocked by Lillian's talent, it was actually vice versa. Because now the canary was showing a lot of surprise on her face. "First! I will need to take out this…new…deck of cards!"
The female cardinal goes into a bag that the producer handed her on stage. And she pulled out a brand new unopened deck of cards to begin her trick.
"First I am going to come to you Leandro. I'm going to shuffle through the deck like so. And I want you to say stop wherever you like." She riffled through the deck.
"Stop!" Leandro spoke as she stopped on one specific card.
"Right there?"
"Yes!"
She pulled out the card and placed it down on the judges table face down. "We will get to this card later! Now…RDJ. I would like for you to pick a number out loud between 1 and 11."
"Out loud?"
"Yes!"
"7." RDJ gave her the number he chose, and she immediately memorised it.
"Perfect! Now; Pedrrrrrro!" She purred his name like a seductive puma ready to pounce. And he blushed a light pink. "I need you to say red…or black?" When she said the colour red, she shimmied her breasts a little to tease him. Then when she said black, she noticed that he was getting an erection. And motioned her eyes towards his dick.
"Ummm…R-Red!" He stuttered a little, as she batted her eyelashes and winked at him.
"Okay! So now we have the choice between diamonds or hearts! So now I will ask one of my fellow contestants to name a suit! Hearts, or diamonds!"
Lila, Lillian, Lizzie and Femi had a little chat amongst themselves to decide what suit they were going to choose. And after a few seconds of deliberating went past, Lillian was the one who called out their choice.
"We will choose hearts!" The canary girl hollered.
"Perfect! So, we have as I may recall…The 7 of hearts as our choice right?" She asked the audience and fellow contestants. Who all nodded their heads. "Great! Now Leandro…That card has been sitting in front of you the entire time!"
"Yes?" He replied a little curious, gazing at the playing card that was face down in front of him.
"Now…Please…For everyone here. Read what that card says!" Sofia beamed excitedly and clapped her hands together.
"Alright…It says…Turn around?" Leandro spun his head around to look behind him. But he didn't get what she was going on about.
"Not you silly. Me! Now…What I didn't tell you was…I predicted before today's performance that you were going to pick the 7 of hearts…"
"What?!" Lillian cocked her head sideways, along with the other girls and the judges.
"You see…" She makes her way back over to the judges table, strolling closer to the camera so that anyone who couldn't see her right in the back would actually be able to see what she was doing. "I went to see a friend of mine in the mall this morning! And she gave me one of those fake tattoos that you can easily wipe off with hot water later today! So…I want you…Pedrrrrro…" She purred once more as she motioned her finger for him to come to her.
"Oooh…Ummm…Okay…" He stood up from his seat and stood in front of her. As she gradually removed one of the cups on her bikini top. Revealing what appeared to be the number 7 in a red tattoo along with a heart.
"What does that say?"
"The 7 of hearts!" Pedro was absolutely amazed by this trick and so was the audience.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They cheered in amazement for this absolutely incredible performance. The cardinal took a bow as the crowd cheered and whistles towards her.
But…right before she spun around to join the other contestants in line…she immediately felt uncomfortable all of a sudden and decided to run backstage. Sprinting straight lady Lila and Lillian. Who only gazed at each other unsurely and followed her into the changing rooms.
"Huh? That was odd? Even for someone who has that incredible amount of confidence like her." Pedro scratched the back of his head.
"Yeah?" RDJ tried to make sense of what just happened himself, as Leandro didn't even know what to say.
But what they did know was…That whoever or whatever caused her to run off like that…They really must have shake inside fearfully.
And I bet you are wondering who they are am I right? I mean this chapter had so much going on that I bet you are going to have so many questions to ask. But for his though I'll keep these author notes short and sweet. I hope you have all enjoyed what has been built up so far. And I'll see you al soon for the next chapter!