MainCharacters
Koda Raava as Nate Archibald with a touch of André Harris and a golden retriever (so basically ooc luffy w a lil bit of sanji in him)
Stature/Age: 6'5 | Built | 18
Major: Political Science | Concentration: Foreign Affairs | Minor: Exercise Science
Superman
Quarterback
Cupcake*
Asami Sato as a mix of Prue and Piper Haliwell
Stature/Age: 6' | Athletic | 19
Major: Business Administration and Engineering
Literally the smartest person ever
Miss Vice President
Cupcake
SupportingCharacters
Opal Beifong as Sharpay Evans (mother) with a dash of something I can't place (mother Tipton** perhaps? Phoebe Haliwell and Paige Matthews even?)
Stature/Age: 5'4 | Curvyish | 18
Major: Undeclared (for now)
Fashionista — designer
Heiress
Cupcake
Iroh Kaen II as rated M Logan Reese with a sprinkle of Nate Jacobs nefariousness
Stature/Age: 6'4 | Built | 20
Major: Political Science | Concentration: Fire Nation Policy
Local toxic nightmare
Tight end
Black liquorice***
Kuvir Gratuni**** as even meaner Roronoa Zoro with a pinch of Gomez Addams (king) Yusuke Urameshi even? Jotaro Kujo?
Stature/Age: 6'4 | Built | 18
Major: Exercise Science
Batman
Middle Inside Linebacker (basically qb of defense)
Sour patch kid***** (Surprisingly wholesome?)
ReoccurringCharacters
Bolin Erthire****** as the keeper of secrets and himself kind of
Stature/Age: 6' | Stocky | 18
Major: Undeclared
— To be posted! — surprisingly talented? Or was it just him all the time...
Left tackle
Jolly Rancher*******
Mako Erthire as a cross between a brown paper bag and third season and on Mako but not really
Stature/Age: 6'2 | Athletic | 18
Major: Criminal Justice
My king — yes, we respect him here
Wide Receiver
Jolly Rancher
Lin Beifong as the tired and annoyed coach
Stature/Age: 5'8 | Curvy | 40
Annoyed
Football Coach
"Lin Lin"
Iknik Blackstone Varrick as aggressively bisexual and mildly goofy Jay Gatsby
Stature/Age: 6'1 | Lanky | 19
Major: Business Administration and Engineering
Party boy and local pothead
— To be posted! — surprisingly good at it?
Jolly Rancher
Zhu Li Moon as Zhu Li, Varrick's done, yet doting assistant (bfabp4l!)******** basically just herself but in PG13
Stature/Age: 5'3 | Slim | 19
Major: Business | Concentration: Marketing
Cool as hell
Varrick's assistant
Jolly Rancher
Noatak Amon as the student council prick president; that one guy everyone hates but keeps showing up for some reason
Stature/Age: 6'4 | Stocky | 21
Major: Jurisprudent | Minor: Criminal Justice
Eq-Oppa Psi founder
Student body president
Jolly Rancher
Tahno as the leader of the local group of annoying guys
Stature/Age: 6'2 | Lanky | 19
Horny and annoying
Cornerback
Now and Later********
LiteralExtras
Biyu as that one lady that showed up randomly now won't go away
Stature/Age: 5'5 | Lithe | 19
Random — literally an extra
Waitress
Kyoshi Community College student
Now and Later
Amora as a mix of (S1) Cat Valentine and (pre-Blairesque) Jenny Humphrey so basically S3&4 Tina Cohen-Chang
Stature/Age: 5'5 | Slim | 18
Major: Fashion Concentration: Design
Thespian nerd (annoying)
Jolly Rancher
Shaozu as an extra in of the local group of annoying guys
Stature/Age: 6'1 | Athletic | 19
Dude bro
Cornerback
Now and later
Ming as an extra in of the local group of annoying guys
Stature/Age: 6'3 | Built | 20
"Swole af"
Free Safety
Now and Later
Kyoshi as a namesake and a distraction
Stature/Age: 5' | Slim | 20
Random — literally an extra
Asami's friend — no wink wink they're literally just friends who's relationship may or may not have started with them kissing a few times bc one of them was heartbroken. Normal friendship tingz.
Jolly Rancher
Fon as one of the cool guys on the football team
Stature/Age: 6'3 | Built | 20
Random — literally an extra
Right Outside Linebacker
Jolly Rancher
Saduq as one of the cool guys on the football team
Stature/Age: 6'3 | Built | 21
Random — literally an extra
Left Outside Linebacker
Jolly Rancher
Glossary
*Because they're so sweet
**London Tipton, of course
***Just bitter as hell chile
****Gratuni = (Great + Uniter) - eter
*****First they're sour then they're sweet lol
******Erthire = (Earth + Fire) - af
*******I don't really like Jolly Ranchers. But I don't necessarily dislike them. Take it or leave it type shit.
********Best friend and business, partner 4 lyfe!
********Who the fuck eats now and laters? They're literally called that because they'll be here now and later like bye
Themes - NOT SONGS THE CHAPTERS ARE BASED ON. They're just songs I like that make me think of certain scenes and motifs within the story.