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Sam and Bill Time Patrol Pleasures
Chapter 1
Co-Writer GreyKing46
We do not own these characters. All rights belong to Akira Toriyama, Funimation, Toei Animation and Shueisha.
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We begin the day in a dark green leaved forest, the sky above was a dark grey and a heavy chill was set in the air. Clouds blocked the sun as three figures were going through the woods.
First was a strange humanoid with light green skin and two antennae and pointed ears. He stood tall and was wearing strange battle armour, black chested with light brown protruding shoulders and white edges, black trousers and white boots with brown topped feet. A blue-screened white electronic device over their left ear.
The second was a woman with spiky reddish hair and black eyes. She was wearing an orange Gi with a blue sash around her waist and a green-screened device like the other person on her left ear. She had B-Cup breasts and was the shortest of the group.
And lastly was a male human with pink hair and was the largest member of the group. He was wearing similar armour to the green humanoid, but it had a brown stomach and waist guard, a red device on his left ear.
"Alright, guys. This is it, we've got to be careful and not get caught." The heavy-set man spoke. "We'll flank to the left and take them by surprise."
All emblazoned on their uniforms was a strange logo, two clockwise spiralling arrows with the letters 'TP' in the centre.
"You sure about this Shale? We've never faced opponents like this before." The green humanoid asked.
"Don't worry, Flute. We've got this. We've been training and these guys won't know what hit them." The female spoke.
Shale nodded at the woman and agreed. "That's right, Caye. Besides, there've been worse battles we've been on."
"Heh, optimistic as always. Alright, let's take them down." Flute answered as they leapt into the air and flew off.
They rushed through the sky with white auras, charging forth with courage and confidence towards their foe. Who floated there, surrounded by a purple aura.
It was another Green Skinned Humanoid, only square-jawed with a longer skull, an orange scarf around his neck, a yellow coat with a purple bodysuit, an 'X' shaped belt over his shoulders and waist held by a blue jewel clasp and orange boots and gloves. Turning around to see the three flying people, the figure smiled menacingly with a malicious glint in their eyes.
"Guys, he sees us!" Flute commented.
"Don't worry, we've got this!" Shale called out. "Caye, you're up!"
"I'm on it!" Caye nodded and flew in faster to fight.
"Heh. Puny Earthlings!" The green-skinned being called out as he threw his fist out...and his arm extended.
"Whoa! Okay!" Caye blocked the attack by crossing her arms but was flung back into the air. "Argh!"
"Flute, cover us!" Shale called out.
"Right!" Flute answered as he fired energy blasts out to attack the other green-skinned being.
"One of our kind here? Why is a Namekian like you fighting with these weaklings?" The Enemy asked, shooting lasers from his eyes.
"GAH! What the hell?!" Shale asked in shock. "Flute, why didn't you tell us Namekians can do that?"
"Not all of us can do that, Shale!" Flute answered.
"Alright, no more messing around!" Caye grunted as she rocketed at the enemy. "Come on, King Piccolo!"
"Gah! I. Am. LORD SLUG!" He roared and grabbed Caye and slammed them into Shale and Flute.
SLAM!
The three grunted in pain as they were slammed down into the ground, this fight wasn't going the way they wanted. They were meant to stop this from happening.
"G-Guys. He's tough." Caye groaned.
"I think we messed up here." Flute agreed.
"Ha, ha, ha! Look at the weaklings! You can't handle the RAW POWER of LORD SLUUUG!" Lord Slug roared out victoriously as he began to grow and grow.
"Oh. Great. -Giant- Namekian." Shale winced as his device counted the power level of this enemy. "I'm sorry guys."
"TIME TO SMA-!" Lord Slug laughed as his boot was about to come down on them before someone punched him in the cheek and knocked him off course.
The three people down below saw Lord Slug being stomped out by another being, as a Shadow appeared behind them.
The three there looked up in fear, seeing a grey-armoured being with blue skin, a blue jewel in between the chest and stomach, and grey armoured shoulders with blue jewels on top. Their waist was protected by grey bio-armour with long blue jewels on the sides and crotch protection with a dark blue centre and a long tail with spiked armour near the tip. On their hands, was grey plating with small spikes and finally their feet, were covered by blue jewelled grey armoured shin guards with hooks on the back and grey armoured shoes. His head had a large blue jewel where his forehead and crown were protected by grey bio-armour and vent-like holes for their ears, red markings on the sides of his face with piercing blue eyes and light blue skin.
From the looks of this being, he looked scuffed up, probably from another fight.
"F-Frieza?" Flute asked in fear.
"Are you guys alright?" The figure asked kindly as he handed out some small capsule objects for them.
BAM!
BAM!
PUNCH!
"ARGH!" Lord Slug roared in pain.
"Wait. You're-Bill, right?" Caye asked.
"That's right." 'Bill' answered. "Looks like you bit off more than you could chew with this one."
"It's my fault. I pushed us to get this far." Shale admitted.
"Get back to Conton City. Sam and I will handle this." Bill answered.
"She's here too?" Caye asked.
"Who do you think's fighting Lord Slug over there?" Bill responded, pointing to the second figure who came with him.
Sam was a bubble gum pink-skinned humanoid with green eyes, wearing less covered clothing; black boots, white harem pants that showed off her curves, a low-cut black shirt with a heart in the centre and black bracers, wavy pink 'hair' and a short tendril that flows with it; and natural C-Cup breasts. "Hey, do you want to help out here? I'm not used to beating this much green meat!" Sam quipped.
"I'm coming!" Bill called out as he flew into the air with a purple aura.
Caye, Shale and Flute nodded as they vanished from the location in a teleportation of clock gears.
"Took your time, didn't you?" Sam asked as she dodged out of the way.
PUNCH!
"Argh, my nose!" Lord Slug grunted.
SLAM!
"I'm sorry, but I want to make sure that our fellow Patrollers got back safely!" Bill responded as he spun around and kicked Lord Slug in the back of the head.
"Grr! Come here!" Lord Slug roared as he reached out and grabbed Sam, squishing her with his hands. "Ha! Dead!"
"Yeah, no." Sam responded as she squeezed out through the cracks of Lord Slug's fingers. "Nice try though."
"Wh-what are you two?" Lord Slug growled as his arura was growing darker.
"We. Are Time Patrollers!" Sam and Bill answered together as they powered energy into their hands and fired "MASENKO! BURNING ATTACK!"
"GWAAAARGH!" Lord Slug was pinned by the two immense bursts of energy as he shrunk back down to a more manageable size, being just over eight feet tall, as a figure was floating in the air above them...and brought down a massive ball of energy to attack Slug. "No. No, no, no, no! Why didn't I wish for immortality-y-y-y?" He screamed as he was being destroyed.
Bill and Sam vanished out of the way, teleporting out of the blast zone and into the trees. "Phew! Timeline secured." Sam sighed in relief.
"Yep." Bill nodded, bringing out a strange handheld device as it showed the timeline had stabilised and was on the right track. "Meaning we've got time to relax before heading back."
"Uh~huh~." Sam smiled as she looked out and licked her lips towards the city that was barely standing. "Time to have some fun."
*Time Skip*
We arrive in a fantastic city, floating plates of rock holding various buildings that looked like temples, homes and training facilities, and a large lake holding a statue of a long-bodied dragon with deer horns. Bright clouds with clear blue sky...that had the faint outline of the same dragon looking down over the entire city; a silent guardian of the city itself.
Hundreds of thousands of people were there, Namekians, humans, the same races that Sam and Bill were. Each of them was wearing the 'TP' logo somewhere on their clothing, as they were going about their day and working hard in the city, teleporting and arriving in different locations.
Speaking of which...
"Ah~, bliss." Sam cheered as she grabbed a hand full of chocolates and candies and ate them.
"I can't believe that you grabbed all that candy." Bill deadpanned.
"Hey. It was just there." Sam answered as she was carrying a bag as big as her body.
"You're going to...wait, no you're not." Bill was going to comment.
"Hee-hee. Majin Race benefits, no cavities." She chuckled. "So, what was that Parallel Quest about?"
"Oh, it was a Timeline where Goku died before stopping Lord Slug, succumbing to his injuries before stopping him with the Spirit Bomb." Bill explained. "However, he was supposed to die AFTER beating Slug. But... Something strained his body too much."
Sam stopped for a moment as she heard that. "Supreme Kai almighty...you don't think it's that the heart virus? Or too much training?"
"Apparently, with that Goku? Too much bacon."
"No such thing!" Sam responded simply, now floating. Upside down. Bobbing in the air a bit as she continued to follow Bill "Hey, Bill. Bill, hey Bill. Do I look good as pink?"
"What kind of question is that?" Bill deadpanned.
"It's personal!" She answered, almost huffing.
"Honestly? You look cute as pink." He answered honestly.
"Thanks." She smiled "It's just that... I have five of the seven DragonBalls. And I was considering changing up how I look, using the wish of course."
"Wow, you've got five of the seven?" Bill blinked in surprise. "That's great. But, personally, I think it's a waste of a wish. You look fine as you are."
"Really? Don't you think pink is a bit... Generic?" Sam asked, her tone growing a bit quieter for that last bit "Like... Wouldn't I look better as black? Or blue? Or a cool orange?" The Majin girl was rambling now, looking away a bit.
"Sam, take it from someone whose species is defined by a single person." Bill pointed to himself. "You look fine, but if that's what you want to wish for, then it's your choice."
"Thanks, Bill..." She smiled softly.
Clap!
Clap!
Clap!
"Very well done, both of you." A slightly gruff male voice spoke from behind them as the sound of clicking heels and rugged boots against the ground filled the air.
The first person was a tall young man with dark pinkish hair, with pink eyes, wearing a black leather jacket with an orange faux-fur collar, a green turtleneck sweater underneath, with a brown belt over his shoulders that was connected to a sword scabbard and a longsword with a purple grip. His trousers were mostly covered except for his shins which were horizontal striped bandages and orange-brown boots.
The second person was a pink-purple-skinned woman, with medium-length pinkish-red hair that feathered at the nape of her neck, pointed ears with a pair of yellow simple ball earrings; she was wearing a black sleeveless shirt that hugged her B-Cup chest and her neck, dark purple robes with yellow edges and buttons with a yellow sash around her waist; baggy dark blue harem trousers and cute white boots.
"Trunks." Sam spoke as she looked at the young man.
"Supreme Kai of Time." Bill added as he bowed to the smaller woman.
"Yeah, congratulations on a job well done." Supreme Kai answered. "It seems that you've been taking some 'liberties' with rewards."
"Um...well..." Sam 'hid' the candy behind her.
"It's alright, as long as you did the mission...speaking of which, you two took over another Patroller's mission." Trunks commented. "Why is that?"
"They took on a four-star mission, and they are still newbies." Bill explained simply "They would have gotten killed. Nearly did."
Trunks flinched at that and understood. "Well, considering the severity of that timeline, I guess it makes sense."
"Why don't you two take some time off? You've been hard at work from all of these missions." Supreme Kai responded.
"Thank you, Supreme Kai." Bill answered, his head still bowed.
"Yeah, we'll just go now." Sam chuckled nervously and grabbed Bill by his waist with her bubblegum arm and pulled. "ComeonBillLet'sgo!"
"Huh? What's wrong?" Bill blinked, feeling the smaller Majin girl drag him away.
"I don't want to get in trouble for the candy." She explained quickly. "Plus, I am not up for another lecture."
"Yeah, they can be a bit preachy." Bill admitted as he was let go from Sam's grip. "By the way, nice punching Lord Slug in the face."
"Oh, thanks." She smiled. "But...you'd never told me what *you'd* wish for."
"I haven't really thought about it." Bill answered. "Heck, I'm not good at even collecting the Dragon Balls."
"Seriously? I thought you'd manage to get at least one."
"I've got two... and gave them away." he mumbled.
"...You what?" Sam deadpanned as she heard that.
"I had two and gave them away. I didn't know what to do with them, and I didn't know what to wish for even if I had them all." Bill admitted.
"Why didn't you tell me? We could've gotten a wish!" Sam groaned.
"Pretty sure they were the same stars as you had." He responded with a laugh.
"Which ones were they?" Sam asked
"Three and one." He answered simply.
...
"Yeah, I got those." She answered, making Bill laugh.
"Come on, I'll make us something to eat." Bill offered.
"But I have-"
"Something real to eat, Salagadoola." Bill stressed with a frown.
Sam groaned as she heard that, craning her head back before looking at him. "Fine. I hate it when you use my real name...Billion Below."
"I. You. Have me there." Bill sighed as both of them used their real names and not their nicknames.
"What're you going to cook? Something 'healthy'?" She gave air quotes while holding her sack.
"Of course." He answered as they walked to his apartment., it was a dome-shaped home with round windows and points coming from the roof and a round door. "Remind me again -why- you chose our living arrangements?"
"Because your choice of a home is a spaceship," Sam responded.
"Touche." He sighed and opened the door.
"You think we'll be going on another mission soon?" Sam asked as she put her sack down.
"I dunno, maybe. Don't forget there are other people besides us working here." Bill answered.
"Yeah, yeah. I know." She slumped into a chair. "Do you have any Senzu Beans lying around?"
"You need something other than Senzu Beans. I'm not made of Zeni, you know." Bill answered as he began to make something. "Chicken okay?"
"Yum! Yeah!" She answered as she leaned back in a chair at the table.
The two began to relax after this double mission fiasco, this was part and parcel of who they were as Time Patrollers, the protective force of the Supreme Kai of Time. They were chosen from their respective timelines and homes to be part of this, they were actually happy about it and knew their job was tough, but it was worth it to protect the timelines.
'I wonder if we'll actually get to eat this time.' Sam thought as she watched Bill cook.
Knock, knock
"Urgh...of course." Bill groaned as he and Sam sighed as they were being interrupted pre-meal.
"Every time we eat." Sam grumbled as she answered the door.
"Hey, guys. Sorry about this." Trunks apologised as he and the Supreme Kai of Time were outside.
"Trunks. Supreme Kai. What do we owe the pleasure? Like...from ten minutes ago." Sam asked.
"We've got another mission for you two. A timeline that needs correcting." Supreme Kai informed.
"Do we have time for dinner?" Sam asked.
The Supreme Kai of Time brought up a dark purple glowing scroll in her hand with a sad smile.
Bill sighed heavily. "Onigiri it is." As he reached into the fridge, and tossed an onigiri towards Sam.
"Nom. Okay." Sam mumbled as she took a bite of the triangle-shaped rice ball. "Let's do this."
"Thank you, we'll be monitoring alongside you both." The Supreme Kai answered.
"Is this a threat?" Bill gulped nervously as he heard her and looked at the short queen.
"Of course not." She responded.
"Well, let's do this." Sam asked as she took the scroll and teleported herself and Bill to that distorted timeline.
FLASH!
The area in question of the distortion, was at the Twenty Third Tenkaichi Budoukai. It was the finals where Goku was facing Piccolo, the two fighting with honour and techniques to find out who was the strongest on the planet. Goku was a spiky black-haired man, wearing an orange gi with the kanji for 'turtle' in a white circle on his left pectoral. Piccolo was a green humanoid with a pair of tiny antennae, wearing a purple gi and orange pointed shoes.
Rumble, rumble
A deep purple glow of distortion affected two people, both bald men and both spectators. One was wearing an orange gi with the kanji for 'turtle' in a white circle, had no nose and was quite short. The second person was an older man wearing a light-yellow jacket, a white beard and sunglasses, hunched over before straightening up.
Rumble, Rumble
Goku was fighting against Piccolo, but as soon as he was about to land a decisive blow, the two bald people attacked Piccolo by shooting two glowing white beams through the alien's heart and killing him. The referee immediately called the match a disqualification in Piccolo's favour. "Wh-What? Master Roshi? Krillin? Why?" Goku asked as he saw them attack the populous.
FLASH!
Bill and Sam soon arrived before those events, they had time to stop this distortion. "Jeez. That's really bad news." Sam commented.
Bill nodded in agreement. "Think we can get them away from the tournament?"
"I hope so, cause I'm not up for a failed mission." Sam answered.
"Alright, it seems that you've gotten to the Tournament before they attack and kill Piccolo. Remember, Goku must win this one, but *don't* kill Piccolo. If he dies, the Earth Dragon Balls will become inert and that itself leads to a slew of problems." Trunks informed through time.
"Master Roshi and Krillin should be near the front seats. Hurry!" The Supreme Kai informed and warned them.
"We're on it, Supreme Kai!" Bill responded as they flew off to find them.
They couldn't be far, the tournament had hundreds of people in the stands and it was one of the biggest sports in the world.
Soon, they saw the arena, a plaster-white square area with a thatched roof temple, some red walls with demonic faces made of stone, and a flat white square platform for the fighters to compete, rows and rows of people were in the stands all excited for the finals.
Sam and Bill were floating above the tournament, trying to find Master Roshi and Krillin, though they were in the front row...it didn't help that there were several bald people in the stand which made it difficult to spot them. "We should keep our power levels low. We don't want to grab-" Bill spoke cautiously.
"There they are!" Sam pointed as she spotted the glowing purple aura of two people slowly rising from the stands.
All the while, Goku and Piccolo continued their fight, with the Namekian starting to grow.
"Hee-hee-hee." Master Roshi and Krillin laughed menacingly as they began to power up their attacks.
WHOOSH!
"GAH!" Both Master Roshi and Krillin grunted as they were stolen from the crowd, distracting Goku and Piccolo just momentarily; the four of them flew away from the tournament to lessen the chance of Piccolo's death.
"Who the hell are you?" The old man demanded as he was struck by Sam.
"Getting in our way?" Krillin spat at Bill as he threw him away.
"Sorry, can't let you kill Piccolo!" Sam responded. "...Why do I get the pervy old man?"
"So sorry, but do you think I feel? Can't see the irony?" Bill retorted.
PEW!
PEW!
Both Turtle School members shot out ki blasts at the Time Patrollers, causing the two to block the attacks. "Why are you defending that green monster?"
"He's important, you can't just kill him!" Sam answered.
"His children killed me! This is my revenge!" Krillin shouted summoning a barrage of energy at Bill.
"That was King-! ARGH!" Bill grunted as he was blasted back.
"Bill!" Sam called out before she turned to Master Roshi and shot pink energy at the old man to try and stun him. "Okay, you old pervert, bring it!"
Master Roshi was deflecting and dodging Sam's beams, shocking her as she changed tactics and got in close to punch the old man in the face.
Bill shook off his pain, seeing Krillin and forced to fight him. How many times had he heard this scenario? Frieza 'fighting' Krillin? And the result is the same. Krillin's death. "HAH!" Krillin screamed as he punched Bill repeatedly before- "GAHCK!" He felt something wrapped around his neck.
It was Bill's tail, he punched the noseless monk before throwing him to the ground with fierce speed and strength.
CRASH!
"Urgh..." Krillin groaned as his purple aura was still there.
Bill looked down with sad eyes, seeing him down on the ground...and pointed with a single finger.
PEW!
Krillin was struck in the stomach by a purple ki blast as he was stuck down in the hole. "Gah! Hck-hck!"
"Don't worry, my ki attacks just paralyze," Bill reassured him. "I'm not going to kill you."
SLAM!
"Argh! You hit like a woman!" Sam called out as Roshi punched her through her stomach...Yeah, you read that right.
"Wh-what are you?!" Master Roshi asked as Sam's stomach formed over his arm and began to punch him in very close range.
"I'm whipping your ass!" She answered, rapidly punching him, releasing his arm and clasped-punched him on his head.
"Hrggh! GAH! Cheap tricks won't save you!" Krillin called out as he put his forefingers on his forehead and proclaimed. "SOLAR FLARE!"
Bill got the full glare of the attack, temporarily blinding him before the young monk gut-punched him. "GAH-ha! Urgh!"
PUNCH!
PUNCH
PUNCH!
KICK!
Bill went spiralling out of the air, falling from the sky like a literal rock. Crash landing hard... and quickly pulled himself from the crater, stones falling from his organic armour.
"Alright. No more Mr Nice Bill." He huffed.
"If you just let us kill Piccolo, this wouldn't have happened!" Krillin called out.
"Not going to happen." Bill answered as the spots faded from his vision as he floated into the air.
"Another attempt to fight? You're not very good at it." Krillin responded, before-
SLAM!
"GAH-HA!" The monk grunted as Bill's punch connected with his stomach, having appeared within seconds.
"I was holding back." He answered simply.
PUNCH!
SLAM!
Krillin flew into the ground, crashing into trees before Bill extended his hands and powered up and attack, by connecting the bottoms of his wrists together. "Ka..."
Krillin's eyes widened as he looked at Bill, seeing him doing a familiar technique "How..." he gasped.
"Me..." Bill continued as a small glowing ball of energy formed in his palms.
"Whoa, Bill's going all out." Sam commented before she blocked a punch from Roshi. "I've already gotten fisted by you, old man, and you aren't my type!"
WHIP!
SLAP!
"GAH!" Roshi grunted as he was lashed at by Sam's head tendril and thrown into the ground.
"Ha..." Bill's energy pooled into his hands.
"Big...!" Sam extended her hand out as she flattened her hand and tucked her thumb by the palm. Blue energy began to form in front of Sam's hand. The strength pulsing and growling a bit, the energy spiralling in a large orb in front of her palm.
Both Krillin and Master Roshi saw these, getting up from the ground despite being hurt...and began to power up their own attacks to fight back. "Ka! Me!
"Me...!" Bill continued as the energy formed in his palms, his brow getting sweaty.
"Ha! Me!" Both bald martial artists formed and created blue energy in the palms of their hands, like how Bill was motioning.
"Bang...!" Sam continued, her gaze straight at Master Roshi as Bill focused on Krillin.
"HAAAAAA!" Krillin, Master Roshi and Bill fired their attacks altogether, aimed right at their respective enemies. Three beams of white and blue energy rocketed upwards and scorched downwards.
"ATAAACK!" Sam proclaimed as she fired her ball of energy right at Master Roshi's attack, the size of the attacks was clear, the contained orb of Sam's attack was striking through Master Roshi's energy beam, while both Bill's and Krillin's attacks collided...with the monk's losing.
KRAKA-BOOM!
Sam's attack crackled and crunched as it was pushing against Roshi's Kamehameha. The blue and blue pushing back against each other.
Meanwhile, Bill and Krillin's attacks continued to push against each other. Trying to break through each others' attacks...
"Gotcha." Sam and Bill smirked as one, Sam raising her free hand back and unleashing a pink beam from her fingertip that rushed through the air. The attack collided with Krillin's leg, making the monk buckle.
And the attack rushed forth more. Bill's attack easily overwhelmed him.
"Gwaaarg!" Krillin howled out as he was overwhelmed by the blast, being sent flying and knocked out.
Bill panted and grinned for several moments before quickly spun around, and shooting his pink finger beam. Hitting Roshi's glasses.
"Oh crap." Bill muttered as he saw the beam hit between Roshi's lenses but it was enough, the sudden light making the older man yell out in surprise. Lose his focus just enough for Sam's attack to push through.
"BWAAAH!" Roshi screamed as he was blown up and knocked out, landing on the forest floor and the distorted aura around the pair disappeared.
It was finished, both Krillin and Master Roshi were freed from their corruption and the timeline was fixed.
"Phew. That...that was tough." Bill sighed in relief.
"Yep, now we can get back to-" Sam smiled.
"Um, unfortunately you can't leave just yet." Supreme Kai responded.
"...What?" Both Sam and Bill asked flatly.
"You need to get back to the tournament, there's still a chance that the timeline will become corrupted again." Trunks explained.
"What? How? We stopped Krillin and Master Roshi!" Bill commented.
"It's not just fighting people, there are other means." The Supreme Kai explained.
"Care to explain?" Sam asked "Does it involve us being distractions?"
"...Of a sort." Trunks groaned.
"You hesitated there for a sec." Bill responded.
"You need to distract Chi-Chi and...My mother." Trunks explained with a heavy sigh.
"We need to 'distract them'?" Sam asked with a growing smirk.
"Sam, you've got that look again." Bill commented.
"...Dibs on the princess!" Sam called out, racing off quicker than Bill.
"SAM! I. You-! Damn it!" Bill groaned as he flew off to find Bulma. "Trunks, what does your mother look like?"
"Shoulder-length blue/teal hair, wearing a blue dress and a white belt." The Supreme Kai informed.
"S-Supreme Kai!" Trunks responded, feeling embarrassed.
"Thank you, Supreme Kai." Bill responded before he flew faster. "Sam, wait up!"
As Bill flew on his own, he began to think about the Supreme Kai and how much he respected her...but he also had a fluttering of emotion within his heart. Her personality and charm were so cute, that he couldn't help but feel feelings for her.
'Sam, where the heck did you go?' He thought in concern, looking around as the Tournament had concluded. "Wait, over there!" He saw a blue-haired woman, matching the same description of what the Supreme Kai had told him.
There, he saw the beautiful blue-haired Bulma, a twenty-two-year-old woman with blue eyes, wearing a sleek blue dress, a white belt, curvaceous hips and bouncy D-Cup breasts. "Huh? Oh my gosh!" She almost screamed as she saw Bill approach her.
"Um, hi there." He spoke politely.
"Who the heck are you?" Bulma asked, ready to escape or back up. "Why'd you attack the Tournament?"
"Okay, let me explain. I'm Bill, I'm a friend of Goku's." Bill 'lied' since he knew OF Goku and was a partial student of the Saiyan. "And the reason I... 'attacked the tournament', is because something bad happened to Master Roshi and Krillin. My friend and I were there to knock it out of them." That part WAS true, but he couldn't outright say he was a time traveller.
"Hmm..." Bulma was examining him intensely. "Well, considering that's not completely out of the ordinary, I'll believe you. But wasn't there a pink person with you? Weird white trousers and black vest?"
"Oh, that's my friend Sam. She helped." Bill answered, gesturing behind him.
"So...what are you?" Bulma inquired, now getting closer to see both Bill's body but also his face.
"I'm an alien. I thought it would be obvious." He chuckled nervously, as Bulma got in closer.
"Hmm~, not bad looking. Come with me." Bulma asked as she grabbed his hand and pulled him towards a secluded location.
'Is this actually happening?' He thought to himself as Bulma brought him along.
Over with Sam, she was looking for Chi-Chi; at this time she was a tournament member...but she didn't quite remember what she was wearing. "Dang it, where is that Ox Princess?" She wondered, looking around for her through the crowd and getting funny looks, but she didn't mind. "Hey, has anyone seen a woman called 'Chi-Chi'?"
"Excuse me?" A woman asked, it was a black ponytailed-haired woman wearing a blue gi with red trim, slightly muscular arms and C/D-cup breasts. "You're asking for me?"
'Hubba, hubba~.' Sam thought as she saw her. "Yeah, just the lady I wanted to see."
"I am?" Chi-Chi asked as she looked confused at Sam. "Well, what did you want to ask me for? Did you see my match?"
"Yeah, I did, you were great out there against Goku." Sam answered. "In fact, I want to see if you're up for a little 'one-on-one' with me." She smiled seductively.
"Well, I suppose I can go for that. I'm not that exhausted." Chi-Chi responded, thinking she would just fight Sam.
"Great! Follow me, I think there's a space nearby." Sam held the princess' hand and led her away.
Chi-Chi blinked as she was taken away. Though it wasn't forcefully, it was a little jarring. She wanted to get close to Goku after all. "W-Will this take long?" She asked.
"Hmm~, only if you want it too." Sam smirked in front and licked her lips as they arrived at a secluded spot in the forest. "Ah, here we are~."
"In the forest?" Chi-Chi asked as she was a little nervous and getting ready for a fight...only for Sam's fingers to lock between her own and bring her in close.
"Of course." Sam answered as she wrapped her arm around Chi-Chi's waist. "Because this is what I had in mind." And kissed her on the lips.
Chi-Chi hummed in shock, being kissed by this strange bubble-gum pink woman and her arms wrapping around her waist. A small blush began to grow on her cheeks as Sam's tongue began to slip into her mouth. "A-Ah~."
"Tell me, Chi-Chi; have you -ever- been with a Majin?" Sam asked seductively as she broke the kiss and her hand slipped down to the Ox Princess' waist and stroked her gently.
"A-a 'Majin'?" Chi-Chi panted as she felt Sam's fingers slip between her legs and stroked her flower. Her soft and sleek fingers slowly entered her and made her moan.
Sam smiled, watching the Princess was slowly falling into euphoria by her skill. "Can I show you something more?"
"Y-yes." Chi-Chi panted almost arching back at Sam's fingers.
"Good. Let me show you the pleasures of a woman. And how I can treat you like a queen." Sam reassured, her fingers slipping deeper inside of Chi-Chi's slit and teasing her as their lips locked, while her other hand was slowly stripping her off.
"O-Oh my~!" ChiChi moaned as her head fell back and her back arched.
'I love 'distractions'.' Sam thought as she enjoyed Chi-Chi's body and enjoying the sight of her slightly muscular body with C/D-Cup breasts. "No bra? Adventurous."
*with Bill*
"Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating." Bulma spoke as she examined Bill scientifically. "Your body is amazing, strong, swift."
"I'm not that special." He admitted meekly. "Besides, I'm honestly enthralled by your inquiring mind."
"Really? Well, I have to look over this." She asked as she stroked his stomach...which made him close his eyes for a moment, but also something began to rise from his waist.
'Oh no, not now.' Bill thought as his penis began to peak through his bio-armour, a pale-blue-skinned six-inched member with a dark-blue jewel-like head.
"Oh wow." Her eyes widened as she was now seeing an alien becoming aroused by her. "I take it that this is a normal part of your anatomy?"
"I'm actually an outlier in this regard." Bill admitted. "I'm the only one of my kind that has...this." He gestured to his waist.
"Oh, I see. I guess you must be popular with the ladies." Bulma commented, unaware that her chest and cleavage were in full view for Bill to see. "Or you get aroused from being examined."
"More the fact of seeing a gorgeous woman before me." He blurted out honestly as he almost regretted saying that.
Bulma blinked and then smirked as she heard that, almost blushing that she was attractive to aliens. "Well, that's flattering."
"Sorry; was that out of place?" Bill asked as he looked at her.
"No, of course not. In fact...do you care to be the subject of an experiment?" Bulma asked as she stroked down his chest towards his waist.
"That depends. Does it involve 'cross-species compatibility'?" Bill asked, almost deadpanning before gasping as Bulma stroked his dick.
"I'm a very inquiring scientist." She smiled as she teased him.
"Well, who am I to deny science?" He answered, before kissing her on the lips.
Bulma hummed as she was kissed by Bill, but was enjoying it, being a brilliant scientist she would take this initiative and learn more about what Bill could do and what this might be like. "Ah~, tell me, Bill. How much 'experience' have you had with women?"
"Not as much as I'd care to say." He responded, slipping his hand around her waist and squeezing her hips.
"Wait. This is in the way." Bulma spoke as she took her dress off and exposed her bare stomach and bra-covered D-Cup chest. "There, that's better."
"Sweet merciful Kami." Bill whispered as he looked at Bulma's voluptuous body, his desire for her was growing as she grabbed his member and began to tease it, getting closer with her lips and tongue to tease it.
"Ah~, hmm." She teased as she began to suck it.
Bill's eyes widened as she began to give him a blow-job. One of his hands gripped the table and his other hand rested on Bulma's hair as he pushed her down even more onto his member. "M-More. Bulma."
She began to 'gag' over his dick, sucking it even more before she pulled back. "Ah~, wow. It's so slick. Almost like a toy." She teased and praised as it throbbed in her hands.
"Is that meant to make me feel better?" He asked as he looked at her blushing cheeks.
"It's a compliment." She answered as she went back to it, sucking and teasing once again as she was getting used to his size and shape.
'O-Oh, god. Yes! She's too good.' Bill thought as he let her do what she wanted. 'God, I wonder how Sam's doing?'
*With Sam*
"AH~! YES~!" Chi-Chi moaned as she was now naked and being fucked by Sam, the Majin's body having 'melted' around Chi-Chi's waist and pleasured her from the inside.
Sam smiled as she was pleasuring Chi-Chi, using her natural morphing abilities to fuck the Ox Princess with ease. But not to say that she wasn't enjoying it either. "Hmm, you feel tight Chi-Chi. A virgin princess that likes it rough."
"Yes! Yes! I like it rough!" Chi-Chi moaned as she was drooling from ecstasy, feeling Sam inside her and teasing all her G-spots.
'I love my job! Especially these perks!' She thought, leaning forward and kissing the Ox Princess on the lips passionately.
Chi-Chi gave sloppy kisses back to Sam's lips, shuddering in lust as she had never done this before and felt a whole new world open for her. "I-I'm. C-cum-cumming!"
"Cum for me, Princess. Squirt your love on my pussy!" Sam ordered.
Chi-Chi moaned loudly as she tightened her grip on Sam, using her body to wrap around the Majin girl and climax heavily over her bubble-gum pink flesh.
"Wh-whoa! G-Gripping. A little too tight, Chi-Chi." Sam chuckled nervously as she was encased by her lover's limbs. "How was it? Your first time with a woman?"
"M-Magical." Chi-Chi panted, hugging Sam close. "I've never. Felt anything like that before."
"You're welcome." Sam smiled as she stroked Chi-Chi's messy hair. 'I hope this constitutes enough time of a distraction.' She thought, thinking Trunks or the Supreme Kai could hear that.
"C-Can I ask you something?" Chi-Chi panted.
"Yeah, what is it?" Sam asked as she wasn't trying to slip out.
"M-Majins. Are they all like you?" She questioned.
Sam blinked at that, realising that she may have -really- awakened something within the Ox Princess. "Well, I can't speak for others. I'm just me. But, I'm sure you'll find a nice lady to do this with."
"That. Sounds nice." Chi-Chi began to calm down.
*Elsewhere*
"Urgh...Krillin, what happened?" Master Roshi groaned as he and Krillin woke up.
"I remember...Goku's fight. And two strange people fought us...I dunno what happened then." Krillin groaned as they got to their feet.
"Speaking of, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!" Master Roshi asked, yelling out in confusion at their location and how they ended up there.
"I dunno, the forest nearby? Oh my gosh, Goku!" Krillin thought as he held his bruised head. "He's still at the tournament!"
"Well, he's probably gonna eat that place outta house and home. Let's get goin'." Master Roshi informed as they walked back.
*With Bill*
"Ah~! Oh, right there! Yes! Yes! Y-You're hitting my right spots!" Bulma moaned as she was bouncing on his hips, Bill's dick sliding deep inside of Bulma's pussy as they had been making love for the last ten minutes.
Bill held onto Bulma's hips as they embraced, his passion to continue making love to her as this 'distraction' was needed...but damn, if he didn't think this was good.
Her plump thighs and hips felt so good under his hands, the powerful man grunting with each thrust.
"Bulma! You. Feel. Amazing!" Bill grunted as he made love to her.
"S-So good! How haven't you passed out yet?" She asked as she was being flooded with euphoria.
"Endurance." He answered simply with a smile. 'Kami, I like women.' He thought to himself, a bit more grateful for the dick he had as he ploughed Bulma.
"S-So close. I-I'm g-gonna cum! F-Fuck!" She moaned happily. "G-Give it to me!"
"Alright!" He grunted and filled her pussy with his seed, it slightly gushed out of her pussy from being filled with it as she enjoyed having such fantastic sex.
Bulma's eyes were almost cross-eyed as she fell into Bill's arms from exhaustion and bliss, having found not only an alien but also a great lover. If it was only for a little while. "W-Wow."
"Yep." He smiled and kissed her on the head.
"Gotta admit, that was amazing." She smiled.
"You were better." He responded.
"It's given me some ideas for later. But this? This was good." She admitted.
"'Ideas'?" He asked almost nervously. "About what?"
"Nothing concrete yet...but this was a good use of our time." Bulma answered.
"Bill, Sam's finished up. And the Timeline has stabilised. You both can return to the Time Nest." The Supreme Kai informed.
"I've got to go, Bulma." Bill frowned, admittedly feeling guilty that he just 'used' Bulma for sex.
"Will I see you again?" She asked as she leaned on his chest.
"I...don't know. But I want you to be happy." He answered gently. "You're a brilliant scientist, Bulma. You'll find someone better."
"Alright." She sighed as she tucked her hair behind her ear. "Can we do one more thing?"
"What's that?" He asked as she pulled out a Polaroid-styled camera and got into position.
"Say 'cheese'." She smiled and gave the peace sign, with Bill in the background as he hugged her kindly.
FLASH
FLASH
It was a memento for both of them as two pictures were printed out from it.
"Remember me." She asked as she took one of the copies and gave the other to him.
"Of course." He kissed her gently as he flew off and his dick retracted back into his bio-armour and carefully kept the picture close.
WHOOSH!
In a teleportation of gears of light and white energy, both Sam and Bill returned to the Time Nest...where they only saw the Supreme Kai. "Congratulations you two. Another mission complete." She praised the pair.
"Of course, Supreme Kai." Bill bowed respectfully.
"Hey, where's Trunks?" Sam asked.
"Ah, well...after he said you were to 'distract' his mother and Chi-Chi, he didn't want to see that. He felt really uncomfortable even THINKING it." She explained.
"Understandable," Sam shrugged as she didn't find it weird, but she was a Majin and Trunks was Trunks.
"So, not to sound rude. But what was the change that needed to be made?" Bill asked.
"Ah, you're back." Trunks sighed as he saw them. "Well, to make a long story short. Goku needed to meet his wife in that timeline."
Both Sam and Bill were confused by that, looking at each other and then at Trunks and the Supreme Kai.
"But...I was with Bulma." Bill informed. "But she's your mum, right? So. Unless-?" He was getting flustered.
"And I went with Chi-Chi. So, what? Did we fuck up the timeline?" Sam asked, getting confused.
"Let me explain." The Supreme Kai spoke up. "Time. All of Time has many branches and changes that flow in their own directions. One timeline is different to another and another and so on. The timeline you went to was the time Goku marries a woman called 'Launch'."
...
"Huh?" Both Bill and Sam asked, their jaws almost going slack.
"I thought that the Timelines were all supposed to follow a set path or something. Like...I dunno, Goku marries Chi-Chi, goes to Namek then dies on Earth." Sam asked, giving a very abridged synopsis of the life of Goku.
"If the timelines were all the same, having no changes, no alterations, then it would all become stagnant and unstable. New growth needs to come from these differences. That is what the Time Patrol is and what it stands for." The Supreme Kai informed. "Whoever thinks that there needs to be a single or a 'sacred' timeline clearly doesn't understand time travel or the concept of the multiverse. That's why we have the scrolls for the different timelines and the means to enter them."
"But Trunks went back in time, right?" Bill pointed. "So, what's going on there?"
"Ah, that's different. My mother used a different means than what is allowed by the Gods." Trunks admitted. "My disregard of the rules meant I broke them when I saved Goku and fought against Cell."
"But if you didn't know about the rules, you shouldn't be punished for it." Bill spoke sympathetically.
"It doesn't matter if I knew or not. I still broke them. It's why I'm here, and despite the shortcomings, I do like being here." Trunks admitted.
"Sheesh, harsh. But...you're still a good dude." Sam reassured, tapping his shoulder.
Grumble, grumble
"...I was about to make dinner. Would you both care to join?" Bill offered.
"Really?" The Supreme Kai asked excitedly.
"Yeah, that'd be great, thanks." Trunks added.
"I'll cook!" The supreme Kai cheered softly, hand in the air.
"You can cook?" Bill asked in confusion.
"Yeah, I can cook!" She nodded.
"Well, I won't say 'no' to help in the kitchen." Bill responded, much to Trunks looking very nervous.
"You won't regret this, Bill." She answered as they headed to Bill and Sam's house.
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To be continued
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