I need to start writing more, and so I'm going to try and force myself to write, but only these random short stories of characters interacting from within my stories (go check them out), mainly because it was an idea I had, and I thought it'd be stupid enough to garner attention. So, here we are.

I will not be uploading chapters periodically like my other stories, and I'll produce this at whatever pace I can post at, if I remember this story exists.


A Saiyan Showdown


In a room with a stained brown wood floor, white walls, several tables with various figures from the stories of a certain Legomasterlord (otherwise known as Lego), a bar, a couple of random ways to entertain themselves, like playing pool or billiards, sitting at a table were four figures of great interest because they're important, if only for this chapter until the next one comes out.

The first was a Saiyan Warrior, known most famously as Bardock, the father of Son Goku, the legendary Super Saiyan and main character of Dragon Ball series since Dragon Ball and up to now in Dragon Ball Super. This Bardock, however, was quite different from the Saiyan in the canon timeline.

For starters, he was a variant of Bardock, though he very much was the Saiyan himself. This Bardock was otherwise known as Xeno Bardock, most perdomitably because he was pulled from the Dragon Ball Xenoverse game series. For more details, he was also pulled from another timeline that got fucked because he entered it, otherwise known as the story of A Quirky Quirkless and Android Duo, one of the author's stories and his most popular one to date, being a Dragon Ball and My Hero Academia crossover.

The second person was also a Saiyan Warrior. His name was Shallot, and was from the author's story that was a parody of a parody, otherwise known as the DevilArtemis YouTube channel. Like said channel, Shallot was bullied for the first few moments, before finally catching his big break when he became the strongest in the DAU after training with the author through the means that would make him the strongest, at least in the standards of the DevilArtemis Universe story.

The third was a Bio-Android who was actually a demon. Named Mira, he was a warrior meant for the sole purpose of beating the shit out of people, getting energy from it, and reviving the Demon Realm and causing chaos, while also ruling it as the Demon Realm's King, since there was a vacancy there at the moment. At least in the timeline he was pulled from, which was the same as Bardock's, since the two are from the same story. Design wise, the only thing different about Mira was the fact he had a sword strapped to his back the resembled a sword from Demon Slayer.

Speaking of Demon Slayers, Tanjiro Kamado from the story Demon Tamer was sitting with them, and was writing something down on a piece of paper, using a quill and ink. If one were to ask what was so special about the survivor of the Kamado Family massacre from the Hee-Hee Demon himself, it would be that Tanjiro had a miraculous gift in his story, which allowed him to tame Demons and restore their humanity… partially. At the current point in the story, at best, he could stop them from having to eat humans, but they would still keep their Blood Demon Art and appearance. He also didn't have his proper nichirin sword, and was wearing the clothes he wore while training under Sakonji Urokodaki. Tanjiro had a few other powers, but we won't get to that yet.

The four of them were just chilling at the table, when Mira suddenly asked Shallot, "So, you're a Saiyan correct?"

Shallot raised an eyebrow, before responding with, "Yeah, I am." Leaning back, Shallot said, "Ya know, we may not talk often, if at all, but I'm pretty sure it's obvious that I'm a Saiyan."

"Maybe so, but you also do realize that that boy over there is part Saiyan, and vastly is an Earthling otherwise," Mira responded, pointing over at Izuku from AQQAAD, the same story as him and Bardock, who was, indeed somehow, part Saiyan. "Who would I be if I assumed you were a Saiyan based on appearance alone?"

"I believe the term would be racist if that standard is upheld to aliens from your series," Tanjiro responded as he looked up and stopped writing. "But then again, I don't know…"

"Alienist?" Shallot suggested.

"Regardless, Shallot here is indeed a bonafide Saiyan," Bardock said. "Even if he is a weak one compared to myself."

Shallot looked at Bardock with a bit of a laugh. "Ha ha ha! You're funny," Shallot said. "I'm pretty sure that I am the strongest Saiyan here."

Bardock looked at Shallot. "...is that a challenge?" Bardock questioned before standing up.

"It's not a challenge if there's no competition," Shallot responded while looking at Bardock with an antagonizing smile on his face. "Let's be honest. After training with Lego, it's obvious that I am the strongest Saiyan around these parts."

"That's funny," Bardock began, "Last I checked all you did was watch a crappy movie on repeat, get the shit beat out of you in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and use a transformation you already had."

"You wanna fight old man?" Shallot questioned as he stood up as well.

"I'm not that old," Bardock said.

"Trust me, you're old to my standards," Shallot said with a glare, which Bardock returned.

As they stared each other down, Tanjiro picked up his letter slowly, before quickly running out of the room, before a brawl took place between the two Saiyans. 'Why do Saiyans got to be so hot headed?!' Tanjiro thought to himself as he ran.


This is exactly how long the chapters are going to be. This is a short story series afterall.

So to the people who bothered to go look at my stories, recommend a scenario you'd want to see between some characters, or even with myself involved. Just remember to keep it with my characters, myself, and also away from the stories of other people if possible. There is only so much that asking can do.

Though let's be honest, would any of you actually suggest a scenario?