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Chapter 5: a Slayers fate

Japan, a certain Yakuza Headquarters, three weeks ago

Yagami tower stood like a monolithic pillar overlooking all other buildings in Tokiyo, a symbol of power of those who own it. And the fortress of a fully alert and paranoid slayer.

Miss Shine was a powerful woman, a patient woman, but not patient enough to deal with the likes of the Watchers. Ever since they came into her life, she had propaganda about a so-called sacred duty to rid the world of the vampire, the demon, evil itself. Shoved down her throat.

They thought that miss Shine would cooperate the same way, like how the others were, but... The clan she was connected to had other ideas.

Outraged by the disrespect that these westerners had demanded of their most loyal Assassin, They threaten to go to the english press. After all, even if they don't believe in the supernatural, they will believe the story of a group of old men taking advantage of a young girl for their own ends.

The watchers and the yakuza both came to an uneasy partnership, The slayer will do her duties from the watchers, but only if they agree to pay for services rendered. Any changes to the scheme or failure to pay for any completed assignment will result in the blackmail material going to first all the major news outlets in England, then the rest of the United Kingdom.

After the events of the circumentium and killing her watcher, Shine released the blackmail material. Now, the Watchers were embroiled in a massive scandal overseas.

Shine thought she had won, that with the watchers crippled, she could easily wait out in her tower until her powers returned, allowing her to crush them once and for all.

But, high off her hubris, She was proven wrong, very wrong. Because for all that she prepared for, for all that she trained for, as well as for all those that she 'slayed'.

She had never prepared for someone as unpredictable or persistent as Baskerville Slayer.

On the morning of the 29th of December, Yagami clan was attacked by just two men, one human, one demon, and both wanted their top Assassin dead.

They were ruthless. They were brutal none survived that came in their path as each clan member threw themselves at the two without a second thought save for her protection.

Idiots, you stupid honourable idiots. She thought, noting their near suicidal natures as they failed to even slow them down.

As the two got farther and farther up the tower, she considered committing Seppi Ku, not wanting to face defeat at the hands of the duo in her weaken state.

But then at the last moment she stopped, She hestiated, her anger and pride wouldn't let herself take that step. She was the Yagami Manslayer! and she wasn't going to...

but before she could complete that train of thought, the doors to her chamber blew open she prepared herself for a fight as the two appeared.

The first, a human in a bloodstained janitor suit, no doubt made that way from her slain men, or what was left of them. Armed with a pistol in one hand and a sniper rifle in the other, Shine knew he had other weapons beforehand in a duffel bag, not with him now though, but she had a good idea why.

The second, a demon dressed as a clown, it had big striped horns, armed with what looked like a flintlock. and very vulgar in his speech. Shine had literally idea how to engage him most demons she knew never really bothered to use firearms against her

It was the end of a long, hard fought journey for the both of them. At last, their goal was within reach.

(Finally, i have you right where i want you). The janitor spoke

Whoever this human was, he was very familiar with the language, possibly a warlock from the west, since he had demonstrated a level of magical ability on the security cameras before , Although there was something about him that was familiar, but Shine chose to touch on that later.

(So, you're the dog that has come to claim my head? Excellent, Prepare yourselves, I so look forward to this bat...)

Bang!

Whatever epic last stand that the slayer had in mind, never happened, pain struck, She looked down towards the ground and saw her leg. Her kneecap had just been blown out like a candle. had she been shot? where did it even come from? she had their eyes on the both of them the entire time! getting herself back up despite the pain, she was about to move but was shot again this time by the demon clown in the other kneecap. She fell over on her face. This wasn't how she wanted to go out.

(The fuck?)

pain shot through her, literally once again as the two, lingered over her liilke a vulture with its prey.

"Seriously, you people are supposed to kill us all? An exocist is scarier than you!" The clown laughed

"See what i mean?" The janitor conferred. "and worse still, even if they did still have their powers, they can still be killed this easily with a simple bullet."

"No Shit, how are you so sure?"

"Nothing much changes from Slayer to Slayer. even as the Times change from one century to the next, they refuse to use more modern techniques, just the same power rangers styled crap. Even guns are a no-no, apparently."

"What? Are you saying they can't use blessed ammunition or something against the undead, even us?"

"and let's not even get started on the death wish, When my Brother Spike spilt the beans on that topic, it made them seem even more pathetic and even more selfish in My eyes, They didn't even bother to stay alive for the sake of their loved ones!"

As the two continued to Bicker, the slayer in question was still on the floor. What? Seriously? they were chatting like she wasn't a big deal now? Shine Scoldingly thought, She was mad now, so easily had she been bested and not in a digifed way.

Whats worse was that they were coming closer and closer, and nothing was stopping them from putting the final blow to her.

The human approached her, taking the worn baseball cap from his head to wipe his brow. he was familiar Wait, who was this? She recognised him, Pratt kun? He was a foreign classmate of hers, very nice and quiet but hardworking.

"(Why? Why are you doing this?)" she painfully asked Pratt in Japanese hurt by the betrayal.

But Pratt just looked at the downed Slayer with comtept, He had a look of rage like he wanted to bash her brains in with a sledge hammer. no time, though. He forgot to bring one for the occasion.

"(Should you be asking that yourself that?)" he responded in the same language." (You slayers are nothing more but a joke. Ignorant little brats who think they are the boogie men of the underworld just because what? they were chosen by fate? You just go around bullying people because they are different!)

these words confused Shine, why was he saying this? She understood him loud and clear his Japanese was very fluent but why out of the blue? Well, the intent was clear he had a clear vendetta against slayers.

The answer to why still alluded her.

"(Why people depend on you, I will never know. Even now, the death wish hangs heavy on your thoughts. Disgusting, selfish, little, shits! Do you even consider your friends? your families?)"

(Pratt kun what have I done to you? I thought you were my friend!)

(Friend? with a hypocritical murderess like you? You kill demons and vampires left and right, assuming that they're automaticly evil because of what? a lack of a soul? not human? you put value on something that you don't even know or care for its contents? Why?)

(but it's my duty!) Shine agrued. (Vampires and demons are evil rotten to the core and will hurt anyone they come across!)

Bang!

, the shot landed just inches away from the slayer, any further and she would have been dead, Pratt didn't like that answer one bit, The rage that was radiating from the vampire raised human was so noticeable that even his partner the clown was too shocked at his reaction.

"Next time, it will be your head you human supremacist bitch!" he screamed in English

"er hello, you OK?" the clown asked surprisingly concerned for Pratt Kuns well being

in a surprising turn of events, he calmed down, letting himself think more clearly ehilst taking a deep breath.

yeah, I'm fine. I... just hate these sorts of people, you know? forcing their values like its Nazi Germany, oppressing people just like their watchers, making the world rely on them.

it's that bad huh?

Very.

As Shine lay motionless on the floor, she felt something and it wasn't just pain caused by the duo. She had felt an inkling, a small one, a spark but it was there.

its familiar like her, Powers, her powers were returning! Still weak, but they were coming back.However her legs were shot, even though Slayers are said to have a healing factor, it weren't anything like it was in the comics. Like all things it takes time, time she did not have to heal.

Shine tried to summon whatever strength she had left to move herself to safety, her family Katana at the side, on the ground, the hilt bearing the Yagami crest was calling to her begging to strike the two interlopers.

However...

as Shine closed her eyes for a second , the first thing she noticed when she opened them again was that she was in a blank space. Still lying on the ground, of course, but all her wounds were gone! and so were her would-be killers! the room furnishings had vanished as if a portion of her world had been deleted.

With her wounds mysteriously healed, she left the room, cautious since something wasn't amiss, despite the soothing presence that was now present.

going down the hallway guided by the faint sound of a heavenly choir, her destination became more apparent as the choir grew louder and louder.

Had she died? she thought. There was no way that she got to heaven even after all the slaying she did, but being the slayer with a duty she must go.

finally, she reached the door she was about to open it but stopped as the choir suddenly fell silent. It was abrupt, and without warning, Shine grew suspious about what was going on.

as Shine tried to leave the sound of Ludwig Van ode to joy played in the next room, it was a pleasant tune but not worth staying for. Truly, it was getting a little weird, but when she heard a loud scream coming from inside, she busted down the door.

to her shock, the room was some kind of torture chamber! there were several unfamiliar femine shapes being put under intense mental and physical stress while Bird winged attendents was dishing out their 'treatments'.

One patient was strapped to a rack while being whipped, several welts adorn her body while another one was being held down by two Attendants in a chair wrapped tight in a strait jacket with her eyes pryed open. forced to look at a never-ending barrage of Again, Shine tries to flee but runs into a hooded being in a led mask

"Just where do you think you're going?" it asked in a deep masculine voice it lips moving as if this mask was his face

Shine couldn't even answer. First, those two on her tower now this? she tried to fight back agained but as she threw a punch at it she instead broke her hand against its face.

argh she screamed immediately. The creature then reliated being striking Shine across the face, deforming her cheek with a back hand drawing blood

Pain radited, Shine could not believe that this thing had hurt her normal

don't be like that girlie! You knew this would happen Eventually! it stated uncaring of the girls worry

Who are you? Shine asked afraid

me? why I'm a angel it stated much to shine growing frustration and fear the angel looked like a corrupt parody of one. There were none of those Michaelangelo crafted features that were associated with them in paintings. Instead, it had a cold techno organic look to it with no idea where the machine began and the angelic ends.

Wait what no! no way this isn't heaven I have

Served your duty without question, on earth, but I got bad news

what?

don't think your duty is over, dont think that death is the end, Don't think that just because you dealt with a few minor issues caused by a collection of delinquents that we will let you go that easily

this man, no this monster what was he?

Miss Shine your days of being a Slayer on fathers good green earth may be over but dont think you deserve a rest.

what why?

because little Girl your duty has just evolved

To exocism!

Suddenly, angels of all shapes and sizes came flocking around like grotesque birds from all sides of the void, all peering down at the now former slayer. As if to pick her corpse clean.

WELCOME TO MY HAREM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

The angel exclaimed as he laughed malevolently, all of the exocists gathered started throwing thousands upon thousands of glowing chains that wrapped themselves around tightly Around Shine.

These were pure exocist steel, not even Demon royalty can escape its neutralising effects, as any demonic based powers were stripped away, including a demons regeneration. Shine was completely powerless against them, to break out of them, years of mutual service alongside the watchers, and this was her reward?

True, she strongarmed the watchers Council for her time, even killed the one assigned to her, but, to her defence, he did have it coming!

No! This isn't fair! This is so not fair!!!!unfortunately, those were the only last words that shine could scream out as he took her away, kicking and screaming as if she were patient in a insane asylum.Marking the end of her time on earth

"I don't care bitch, I,m the first man of god! I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm Adam, Baby!"

Well that was fun Draging those bitches away to get conditioned really gives a man a sense of power am I right,"

As the chains drag her from view, the Angel pulled out a phone with the Virgin Mary, sprouting angelic propaganda, calling up the one in charge of activating new slayers, The cycle begins anew calling for the next one replace the previous one.

hey, this is Adam I need a new slayer summoned immediately, the one from land of the rising sun has just been offed

what? what do you mean the next one is a blonde from the valley you know I hate those types!

no alright Sure, Thanks hope this one ages a bit first before dying. I'm really looking for a mature woman this time.

Present day, imp offices

IMP was a relatively newish start-up company in hell, one that provides a special kind of service unique even in hell.

An important meeting was taking place in the blitz office. It was quite normal well as normal it can gets down in hell, around the nain imps workspace were various posters and keepsakes thats glimmer the past of the eccentric imp, to remind him how he had gotten to this point of his life and what he's experienced before forming the company.

At his desk, sitting opposite the former circus performer, Baskerville Slayer had just finished telling his tale of the events from the last few weeks mentioning many of the details, first his stay at stolas mansion healing and recuperating after the cleanse, second of how in the literal hell that he had got to hell.

It turned out that after blitz had fallen through the portal, Loona, Drunk of her arse, had slopperly made the portal unstable making it bigger in the process. it had gotten big enough to take Baskerville down to hell as well.

But due to how unfocused the spell was, it dropped haf the human in a different part of pride far away from Blitz in Pentagram.

Blitz, from hearing that part, offered his condolences to his daughters actions, still clearly showing that he loves her and likely won't sort it out.

Well, Shit, i am sorry kid if you got dragged down here because of me, look if you want, I can you have loona open the way back to the living world if you want, though if you get the hang of it around here it's not so bad

no need, As much as I care for those two, I have no desire to return to Spike and Drusilla.

Wait, what?

This brings me to why I'm here, you see for a while now I felt that despite me staying weeks months even up to a year of a time aboard, that I dont belong anywhere home wise.

"What like home sick?"

something similar, but no, I don't want to return to England. There are too many bad memories you see. I'm talking about a more permanent place of residence a place I can call my own

oh well i see Bad home life?

yeah...

As Baskerville went over details with his would be boss, He decide to let him know on the most important of his impromptu resume if they would be working together.

his vampirism

"Wait, so you're a vampire?" Blitz exclaimed

Blitz in his many assassinations of those among the living, has encountered the odd vampiric Strangler or two, him and his team being beings of hell, had no trouble dispatching them whenever they had the bright idea to Suck them dry.

However, Hits decidicated to eliminate these unwanted vermin were left off the table, as if they were ever slain, no souls would decend to pride since they well, have no souls.

Even if they were in the bussiness of hunting vampires, the souls of those creatures likely would be in hell already due to the turning.

In short, There's no point in killing the same guy twice, and it really conflicts for the revenge on the living business model.

It was suprising that the man he met and fought along side with beforewas not only now one of these creatures, but also that the demon operating his once mortal body is his own demonised soul.

"Yes, Stolas managed to save me through a ritual after i got badly wounded in the cleanse."

"And you didn't need to sleep with him?"

"no I didn't"

"didn't diddle your holes?"

"what?"

"put it inside your holes?"

"oh god no, nothing of the sort"

"Oh good," Blitz let in a sign of relief. I had to dick him down just to get access to the living world once upon a time!" he chuckled. Though to blitz suprise, this raised an eyebrow on the former human.

"last time I checked, you chose to make love to him." Baskervillie argued. "You made that choice yourself. No one forced you do anything!"

"Alright, fine, far enough, so you mentioned something about a ritual. Any side effects I might want to know?:

"Well, he did use his blood to revive my body and as z final touch, used a piece of his soul to stablise mine."

"Wait, he used a piece of his soul?"

"Yeah, that what he's told me"To those in the know, Soul Transplants were very, very advanced, so advanced, in fact, that only a select few in hell can officially do one safely. These can result in unwanted side effects such as but not limited to...

Partical changes in personality, mental link to the one who performed the Transplant and most importantly...

Wait that's all about there was.

"Oh christ on a stick Blitz facepalmed dont tell me,

"You haven't been...thirsty by any chance?"

"yes, quite insatiable"

"I see, any preferences of taste?"

"Well I like my source to be clean pure sweet consenting though I will take if offered"

"Any imps?"

"Not I'm aware of why?"

"Okay, Kid, im going to spell it out for you so you can understand. What kinky shit have you been up to since coming here?"

wait why?

"Just wanted to know if you had any desire to fuck any imps. male ones, look I know you said before that you were striaght, but there is no way that I can believe that you can operate with that creepy bird dicks soul inside you and not act like him in any way.""I'm not turning you on in aren't I?"

"Why are you so defensive? What's wrong with Stolas?"

"Seriously? that bird had always had eyes for me ever since that night, I can't seem to go anywhere without that royal lusting after me."

Look I do admit he can be a little... passionate in his advances but he does care about you, and not just in a sexual way, mind you. I should know, I have seen how he talks about you and how you make him happy!

"Bullshit, he likes me because I'm such a good fuck, that's the only time any form of happy was ever present!"

"Yeah, A good fuck that seems to break any depressing spell anytime he calls to visit!"

Whatever Blitz had to say died in his throat, the idea of one hells royalty being in a bad place mentally and emotionally was almost unheard of, especially the one in question was Stolas himself Was he really that important? to his wellbeing? and more importantly, did Blitz deserve a chance to be happy after...that day?

"Wait, he's... he's been depressed? how?"

"his wife, that's how!" Baskerville snarled thinking of the vile woman that took perverse pleasure of making her husbands life a living hell.

"She had been a thorn in his side for centuries! Even before your affair, he has been on anti depression tablets and drinks heavily any time the spoiled sow becomes to much for him for him to bear." "Oh that bitch makes sense now" "Look if you feel in anyway embarrassed by the affair since you first him when you were a wee boy and saw him as a father figure prevously then that's just fine! but don't you dare toy with the man's emotions just to get something you could easily get for just asking! the outburst had caught Blitz off guard, Blitz could weirdly understand where Baskerville was coming from.

"oh shit, You really care about him, don't you?"

"like a father," The Vampire admitted, "never had one growing up, a good one you see. My actual dad beat the crap out of me and my mum on a daily basis hated me for some reason he never explained. After I left home with Spike and Drusilla, I only saw both of my vampire guardians more as older siblings than parents, though Spike taught a lot of what I know."

I understand, Blitz noted.

Despite the fact that Blitz can eerie see a large piece of himself in him, he could sympathise with him. Having a terrible father himself, he had no reason to argue against the logic in Baskerville idolising the thirsty bird like he once had.

In fact, in response to this, he maybe might give stolas a second chance to love him. Satan may even make it a regular thing just to give stolas something to rub in the face of his wife. it was at this moment that he stood up from the desk and made up his mind on a decision that could be the best one of his life

"Normally, I wouldn't do a lot of what stolas asks of me since it includes a lot of ...talk, but I have to say I'm impressed, not only you made a sexed up big bird sympathetic to me. you also fought a bunch of those angelic pricks that come down once a year to kill us and live"

Blitz, putting out his hand, felt a strong grasp from the vampires own, resulting in a handshake. Looking at each other, hugh grins adorned their faces and can not help feel but excited for the future to come

"Welcome to Imp, Bitch, the names Blitz the o is silent."

"Slayer, Baskerville Slayer and I look forward to make this world my bitch!"

Meanwhile, outside the bosses office, Moxxie instead of filling in forms or reports on the amount of ammunition used on the office hits, was listening in to the meeting inside the big bosses office, feeling a little off put by the new arrival.

"So, Moxxie, what's going on?" Millie asked her husband, curious.

"I'm not so sure about that guy, a human in hell? can feel that we could be facing some issues in the near future.

"Oh, come on! Millie playfully pouted. "Just because he seems off doesn't mean he's a bad guy. You know how those angelic prudes are throwing souls down to hell because of a tiny mark on their permanent record.""I know, millie, but I just don't understand. "But before Moxxie could finish, the door to Blitz office fle op flinging moxxie to the sofa"Okay, everyone gather round, I have an important announcement to make!

"You too, loony! I said everyone, that means you too.

"oh, fine!" Loona groaned, "I'll listen to whatever bullshit you have to say, then I'm back off to my phone!"

"Everyone, I would like to meet the newest member of the Imp family, Baskerville Slayer! Baskerville! Get your ass out here! it's your que!"

Baskerville himself came into full view, looking like a pale but majestic statue he smiled to the company staff, greeting his new co-workers even Loona to which give a bit of red off in the cheeks.

"Newest member?" She asked

"yes, the newest member!"

Moxxie couldn't help but stare at Baskerville. True, he was suspicious of him but can not help but admire the appearance of the human before him, he was bi so male and female can come across as attractive, and Baskerville was no exception as it reminded him of reading that one book from the Irish author he met down in pentagram once. The one with a Count

But no matter is interest in other being wheter male or female will not drag him away from his beloved Millie.

Speaking of which

While Moxxie pondered what he should be feeling right now, Millie greeted the new hire with both hands with the enthusiasm of a child on the high of a sugar rush. Possibly bouncing of the wall if they were made of rubber.

Well, howdy! my name is millie, and this handsome fella is my husband, Moxxie!

Baskerville greeted the Imp with a kind smile finding the female imp nature refreshing.

"Hmm, southern accent?" He wondered "Tell me, does hell have a deep south by any chance?"

"er no, why?" Millie asked

"I'm not sure I heard it was a joke of some kind. I thought you might know it since you know... Hell?"

"Oh, right"

"Sir? are you sure?

"Now, now, Moxxie, you were right. I admit, we are understaffed. Now Baskerville here managed to survive a fight with some exorcists a few weeks back, killed 20 of them, and saved Stolas little girl to boot, not to mention the hit in Japan, he's more than worthy to join us and help pick up the slack!"

"Sir, I hate to break it to you, but he's a human. He can't stay here, and we will attract unwanted attention from the locals! if you want him to join, you will have to kill him first, No offence!" he apologised to Baskerville within earshot.

"None taken.

"Okay, but that's the best part. Did I mention he's a vampire?"

The entire office looked at Blitz in shock, even the normally disinterested Loona had to spit take at what her adoptive father was saying.

What???

Never the less, this new start will soon prove quite fruitful because it will not be long now until our hellbound vamp meets one of the supposed greatest Slayers to ever come up within a thousand years.

Buffy Summers.

End of Chapter 5

Author note: I wanted to add a hint to what actually happened to slayers in the story after they die. The only mention of heaven in buffy is in season 6 when she told Spike she was there opposite Willows' assumptions she was in hell.

That said, I wanted to put a twist on that and say though Slayers do go to heaven, there's also catch since heaven is rumoured to be corrupt in Helluva Boss and to add an actual reason of why Slayers are a problem to demons, just not in the way they think.

Anyway, see you next chapter, and if you liked this, leave a review im always looking for ways to improve.