Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 12: Three's A Crowd
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
*BZZT*
As the bell sounded off full-blast, the song "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus proceeded to play all across the sound-system as an anthropomorphic brown cow dressed in a brown cowboy hat, blue/green sweatshirt with a gold star, brown gloves, brown cowboy chaps and white hooves started sprinting through the curtain all while swinging his lasso to a screaming crowd. It was very clear from his appearance who this entrant running down the ring was.
Entrant #91: Marshal Moo Montana (Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa)
"Oh, yee-haw!" The King cried out happily.
"Well, you talk about one hell of a cattle drive coming in!" Tazz exclaimed.
"And no doubt leading this cattle drive is Marshal Moo Montana from the underrated but unforgotten '90s cartoon, Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa!" JR exclaimed, "He's another one returning from the last Cartoon Rumble as well!"
"It would definitely be nice if there was a reboot to this show," Steven pointed out, "That way they can get a lot more love."
"I would be excited if that ever happens." The King nodded out. (I bet he's gonna be in for one major surprise)
While Marshal Moo Montana continued his run down the aisle, the song "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park proceeded to play nonstop on the titantron as a pre-teen girl with medium purple hair, tanned skin, purple t-shirt with a gold rocket labeled on the front, green camo pants and red sneakers ran through the curtain with her skateboard, all while high-fiving the ecstatic Anaheim crowd on her way to ringside.
Entrant #92: Reggie Rocket (Rocket Power)
"I think this Rumble's about to emit more Rocket Power!" Cole exclaimed.
"It just might with our next entrant coming in at #92!" JR exclaimed as well, "And that of course is the sister of Otto Rocket, Reggie Rocket!"
"Yeah, I can see why those dreadlocks run in the family," Tazz snickered a little, "They look like they can go to a dreadlock festival."
"Oh, you're a barrel full of laughs, huh?" The King rolled his eyes sarcastically.
As Reggie continued to run down the ramp with her signature skateboard, the song "You Dropped A Bomb on Me" by The Gap Band proceeded to play on the titantron next as a big tall muscular man with dark brown skin, and dressed up all around in silver armor with a cybernetic red eye on the right side of his face came out to roaring cheers, who were busy chanting "boo-yah" over and over again just to pump him up.
Entrant #93: Cyborg (Teen Titans)
"BOO YEAH… It's time for this teen titan to do some hard damage!" The King pointed out.
"I agree, King!" Cole exclaimed, "And Cyborg from the Teen Titans will be sure to do just that in the Rumble match!"
"This is the kind of guy who will use any body parts of his as weapons!" Steven replied, "No need for any kendo sticks or steel chairs when he's a human weapon all along!"
"That will be a huge advantage for him!" JR exclaimed as well.
"I wonder what this dude's gonna look like as a table?" Tazz asked his friends, "You think he'd get broken apart?"
"I highly doubt it, Tazz." Cole said, rolling his eyes in annoyance.
While Cyborg continued his run down the aisle however, the next song that began to play next on the titantron was the tune "Bombshell" by Powerman 5000, which energized the crowd up on their feet. The entrant who came out to the song happened to be a teenager with brown hair and decked in a yellow shirt that was covered by a green shirt-vest, green khaki pants and white sneakers. He immediately found himself sprinting down the aisle in full speed, all while the crowd cheered him on in the process.
Entrant #94: Ulrich Stern (Code Lyoko)
"Whoa, look at this youngster go, Cole!" Tazz pointed out.
"That's not just any youngster you're seeing, Tazz!" Cole shook his head before replying, "That youngster goes by the name of Ulrich Stern from Code Lyoko at #94!"
"We've already seen Odd and Yumi take their shot and fail," The King replied, "I'm interested to see how well Ulrich's gonna do!"
"Well, with the way he's running, I think he just might surprise you, King!" JR cried out.
"Heck, he's already surprising me so far," Steven nodded before pointing out, "And he hasn't even hit the ring yet!"
As Ulrich was running down the aisle as fast as he could, however, the song "Do The Bartman" proceeded to play all across the arena, making the fans erupt from their feet nonstop. They erupted even more when a kid with yellow skin came out skateboarding through the curtain wearing his signature red-orange shirt, blue pants, white socks, blue sneakers and sporting his signature spiky hair he was best known for.
Entrant #95: Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)
"Ay caramba, guys!" The King chuckled out loud.
"Ay caramba is right, King!" Cole exclaimed, "We got Bart Simpson from The Simpsons rolling his way right down the aisle at #95!
"Talk about cartoon royalty, fellas!" Steven agreed.
"Oh great, now we've gotta worry about this delinquent," Tazz rolled his eyes in annoyance, "As if that punk Riley Freeman wasn't annoying enough!"
"What the hell do you have against this kid, Tazz?!" JR angrily turned to his partner.
"I have every reason, JR!" Tazz nodded back, "This little punk had the nerve to TP my entire car!"
"Well Tazz, that's what you get for kissing ass to MJF and Don Callis all the time," The King said in a bit of a retort, "Just be lucky that he didn't spray paint your back or anything."
Tazz rolled his eyes saying sarcastically, "Oh, great, so NOW you care."
Back in the ring however, Marshal Moo Montana wasted no time cleaning house all over the ring, feeding a row of vicious hard haymakers to Leonardo, Rick Sanchez and Gambit one at a time.
"Whoa, look at this!" The King pointed out.
"Marshal Moo's coming in like a dadgum texas tornado!" JR pointed out as well.
"That cowboy must be one modern-day warrior." Steven chuckled, "I'm guessing JR's knowing where me and him are getting these puns at."
"I am hopelessly confused." Tazz said, scratching his head.
Alejandro tried his best to sneak in a shot at the literal cowboy (get it, because he's a cow), but Marshal Moo immediately saw him coming and surprised the Latin liar with a big Iron Claw right upside the head, making Alejandro scream his head off at the entire pain that was now surging through his head because of that hold.
Needless to say that the fans were excited to see the cheater with a soul-patch get his head completely squeezed like an orange.
""Whoa, the claw!" Cole cried out, "Marshal Moo's got the Iron Claw locked in!"
"Alejandro's getting a taste of that old Von Erich magic up close and personal!" The King nodded.
Tazz feared for Al's life, shivering nervously, "Dang it, not the head, Marshal!"
"Too late for that, Tazz!" Steven shook his head.
As Marshal Moo Montana continued to lock in that hold for as long as he could, the camera scrolled down to the left to see Nightcrawler give Ulrich a back body drop over the ropes, only for the youngster to hang onto the apron for as tight as he can, avoiding elimination at the last second.
"And Ulrich is… still in!" JR said out of suspense.
"Thank goodness that kid hit the breaks before things got bad for him!" The King exclaimed.
Nightcrawler somehow turned around to see Ulrich remain there on the apron, wondering how on earth he was still in the ring and not outside.
Before the mutant can react however, Ulrich slingshotted back into the ring via middle rope and leapt up in the air with a vicious codebreaker!
"Ulrich with an incredible move right there!" Cole exclaimed.
"Nightcrawler definitely didn't get that job done," Tazz shook his head.
That move didn't get Nightcrawler down though, although it got him pretty stunned to the ropes.
It was more than enough for Ulrich to surprise him with a huge dropkick to the face, which sent the blue-skinned mutant right over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him from the entire match!
"And out goes Nightcrawler!" Steven exclaimed.
"Yikes, you know for somebody who looks like a smurf, he didn't do much." Tazz shook his head yet again.
"He's not a smurf, Tazz," JR scowled to the Brooklyn native, "He's a mutant!"
"Your point taken?" Tazz turned to JR with a raised eyebrow.
64th Elimination: Nightcrawler; Eliminated by: Ulrich Stern; Duration: 8:29
While Nightcrawler took his sweet time napping in defeat at ringside however, the camera suddenly got a glance of Harley Quinn who had her entire neck wrapped around in a rope by Applejack, who was attempting to choke the jester out the best that she could.
This suddenly resulted in Harley running around the ring screaming for help while Applejack held onto the rope following her in order to keep her control.
"Whoa-oh, Applejack roped a good one here!" The King exclaimed.
"She's definitely learned a lot at Sweet Apple Acres!" Cole exclaimed as well.
"In fact, that's where she did most of her training," Steven pointed out, "Hay baling, apple bucking, wood carrying, her whole place is a gym."
"Yeah well, I'd be careful if I'm Miss Honest-Country-Pony herself," Tazz replied, "Cause Harley Quinn knows how to pull a trick out of her sleeve!"
JR said with a brief shrug, "I don't think AJ needs anything to worry about."
There was immediately no way Harley Quinn was gonna be tied like a pig for too long.
So without anyone noticing, Harley turned around to Applejack and shot out what seemed to be a black/red mist towards AJ's face, blinding the blonde country girl right in the eyes!
"See, I told you so, guys!" Tazz quickly pointed out in a frantic way.
"She got Applejack right in the eyes with that mist!" Cole replied.
"What a dirty move by the Harlequin of crime!" JR replied with a brief cowl.
Tazz turned to JR and shrugged, "Can you blame her knowing the fact she learned her stuff from the clown prince of crime himself?
"Definitely isn't surprising, I'll admit." JR nodded.
Applejack raced quickly to have that vision of hers restored in time, but it was way too little too late for the country girl herself.
Harley Quinn soon got that rope off and proceeded to hit Applejack with a big boot, which sent her over the top ropes and onto the floor, eliminating her with her hat knocked right off on the way down!
"And it looks like the cowgirl rides away!" Cole exclaimed.
"Dang it," The King groaned before saying, "I was certain she would've gone all the way.
"I literally thought that myself, King, until Harley got her with the mist." Steven replied.
"Yep, and now she's bucked off." Tazz said with a brief chuckle.
"Oh real funny, Tazz!" Cole rolled his eyes, feeling annoyed.
65th Elimination: Applejack; Eliminated by: Harley Quinn; Duration: 10:58
While the referees helped Applejack up to her feet in order to get her vision restored once and for all, Harley continued to rub it in Applejack's face by imitating the country girl being blinded all while pulling in a little fake cry just to feign a little bit of sadness.
She then started to laugh it up, much to possibly a mixed reaction from the entire Anaheim crowd, who found Harley's imitation of a blinded Applejack funny while the other side (the fanbase being bronies and pegasisters) all reacted in pure disgust and unamusement.
"Hahaha, that's really funny!" Tazz said, laughing it up.
"Are you serious?" JR turned to Tazz while pointing out, "You find laughing at other people's pain funny?"
"Well, if you and your buddies are gonna laugh at Alejandro's pain, I might as well laugh at the others!" Tazz replied, defending his statement.
Steven turned to his friends, "I swear, I don't know why you all deal with Tazz in the first place."
Harley didn't have too much time to continue taunting however as Cyborg came right from behind with a running clothesline, sending Harley Quinn over the top ropes and onto the floor, eliminating her to a very big pop from the Anaheim crowd (mostly coming from the bronies and pegasisters)!
"Uh oh, it looks like Harley's not laughing anymore!" Cole shook his head, "Cyborg just eliminated her!"
"Oh come on, that wasn't funny!" Tazz whined yet again.
"I believe that was, Tazz!" JR nodded, rubbing it in Tazz's face.
"I swear, it's so funny seeing Tazz complain a lot," The King smirked, "Maybe he should appreciate good humor!"
66th Elimination: Harley Quinn; Eliminated by: Cyborg; Duration: 11:10
Meanwhile, as Harley continued to pout outside the ring on her way out, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see Leela go right up on the top rope after stunning LeShawna with a big boot.
The ghetto girl turned right around to see Leela fly up in the air with a flying body press, only for LeShawna to catch her mid-air in the process, shocking the commentators at ringside!
"Uh-oh, LeShawna caught her!" Steven exclaimed.
"Leela was in a good place, but at the wrong time, it seems!" Cole replied.
Tazz then pointed out, "I think the extra cake she's packing in her pants is keeping her still."
"I swear to god that better not be a fat joke, Tazz!" JR said, threatening the Brooklyn native.
LeShawna managed to carry Leela around in a backbreaker position for a little while before switching over to a Powerbomb lift, holding Leela up for as long as she could permit.
That kind of position appeared to be perfect timing for both Trent and Gwen, who ended up catching Leela on the way down with a double neckbreaker while at the same LeShawna powerbombed her down on the mat with a stellar ovation.
"Wow, what perfect timing!" Cole exclaimed.
"Excellent triple team maneuver by Gwen, Trent and LeShawna," JR exclaimed, "And this crowd's loving it!"
The King then shook his head saying, "I don't see Leela coming back from an impact like that!"
Regarding what the King said, Leela wouldn't get the chance to come back.
With her knocked out clean as a whistle, the three former campers immediately picked her up in a Military Press lift and without any moment to spare, threw Leela right over the top rope and onto the floor with a devastating elimination!
"And over and out goes Leela." The King pointed out.
"Yikes, she didn't give much of a chance to do anything." Tazz groaned.
"Now I'm thinking second thoughts about us having Casino Battle Royale rules in this match," JR replied, "Makes us hard to focus on every single contestant in this match."
"Good thinking, maybe I should take it to mind next time." Steven nodded.
67th Elimination: Turanga Leela; Eliminated by: Gwen, Trent and LeShawna; Duration: 9:26
Once Leela got back to her feet and left however, LeShawna was suddenly caught off guard by Morty Smith, who attempted to leap up on her back and surprise her with a very tight sleeperhold.
Needless to say however, that sleeperhold LeShawna felt from Morty slowly, but surely failed to affect her at the slightest leaving the ghetto girl unamused and irritated by this sneak attack.
"Morty's got her with a sleeperhold from behind!" Cole exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's not a smart idea," Steven said with a big gulp forming down in his throat, "He's only pissing off LeShawna even more!"
Not having to take this anymore, LeShawna decided to take drastic measures as she grabbed Morty right by the neck and held him into an Oklahoma Slam position.
Trent and Gwen immediately saw what was going on and decided to help LeShawna right away, helping her lift Morty up over the ropes and throw him onto the floor, landing smackdab onto Leela on the way down to complete elimination.
"There goes another one!" The King exclaimed.
"First Leela and now Morty!" JR exclaimed as well, "Another impressive effort for Team Gwen!"
"Team Gwen?" Tazz raised his eyebrow, "Since when was that a thing all of a sudden?"
68th Elimination: Morty Smith; Eliminated by: Gwen, Trent and LeShawna; Duration: 9:43
However, as Morty began to take his leave at ringside alongside Leela, the fans took it upon them to chant "Team Gwen Whoop Whoop" over and over again, just to pump the trio of Gwen, Trent and LeShawna over and over again much to Steven's delight and Tazz's utter annoyance.
"This crowd is on fire for the three, and I love it." Steven pointed out.
"Definitely agreed on that one." Cole nodded.
"Oh great," Tazz complained, "As if I have to deal with the four of you kissing ass to the baby faces you see."
"Look who's talking, Tazz! You've been kissing Alejandro way more than us." JR "And if you want my honest opinion, I surely find Gwen, Trent and LeShawna are all more deserving than Alejandro and Heather anyday."
"Yeah, just keep feeding telling yourself that, JR!" Tazz snarled, "And I'll have you know that Alejandro and Heather were the ones that made Total Drama worth watching enough to not get canceled. If things went the other way around, Total Drama would've been canceled."
The King then responded with anger and disgust, "If that's the case, I'd rather let things go the other way around! That way I wouldn't have to see Alejandro and Heather together AT ALL!"
While the commentators continued to argue and bicker back and forth however, the entire crowd all looked towards the titantron once more to see the rumble clock light up on the screen, which meant that the next five entrants were looking to enter the ring next at any second. Needless to say, the fans were looking more than anticipated
"Well as much as I love to hear Tazz, JR and The King fight on commentary, we'll have to wait as we have the next row of contestants looking to enter!" Steven pointed out, all while watching the clock go down.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
*BZZT!*
Once the buzzer sounded off again, the crowd went on fire once more as the song "Black Magic Woman" by Santana proceeded to play nonstop on the titantron as a blonde-haired teenager with heart-printed cheeks on her face came out through the curtain wearing her usual teal-colored dress, purple-pink leggings, dark purple boots and red horned headband on top of her head. The crowd felt very excited to see her however, breaking out a very ecstatic "Star" chant just to pump the next entrant up.
Entrant #96: Star Butterfly (Star vs. The Forces of Evil)
"Hey guys, if you thought Marco was a little weird and a little wild," Cole paused a bit, "That isn't compared to this princess from another dimension!"
"Indeed, feeling more excited to see Star Butterfly come back in the 2nd annual Cartoon Rumble!" The King exclaimed.
"I'm pretty sure Marco would feel the same thing too!" JR exclaimed as well.
Tazz then rolled his eyes, "Lemme guess, you four gonna kiss ass to her too?"
Steven looked at JR and said, "Once again, why do you guys put up with him?"
"I don't know, but the faster we get done with the Rumble, the less we get to hear from Tazz." JR pointed out.
"That's also the same reason why we put up with JBL and Corey Graves," Cole rolled his eyes in response. "Because Vince McMahon makes us do so, if we wanna make a living… Unfortunately, the boss loves heel commentators."
As groans began to fill the commentary table as usual, Star continued her little run down at ringside long enough for the song "California Girls" by David Lee Roth to play out next, which was soon followed by the appearance of a mature yet beautiful woman with brunette hair and dressed in a pink sleeveless off the shoulder shirt, and blue flares with a white belt, she also has a belly button piercing, and behind her back a rose tramp stamp tattoo, and a pair of dark purple high heels. Her appearance definitely got the attention of a few male demographic sitting right at ringside, who all fainted due to the sight of her.
Entrant #97: Barbara "Babs" Brando (Good Vibes)
"Oh, baby, I think I found what I like!" The King said, smirking like a total horndog.
"The woman who The King's getting attached to is Babs Brando from MTV's Good Vibes coming in now," Cole pointed out, "She's another contestant returning from the last Cartoon Rumble."
"Yeah, it's kind of a shame the show didn't last long however," Steven replied, "But no doubt she makes the show worth watching."
"As if," Tazz rolled his eyes. "As JBL told you guys before, the heels like us make calling matches worth watching. And if you guys don't put up with it, you would all be out of a job."
JR turned to Tazz again and snapped, "Well, we'd rather be out of a job then. That way you can sit all alone."
As Babs continued her fast sprint to ringside with just that special little "jiggle" added to her run, a random J-Pop song (which just happened to be "Pon Pon Pon" by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu) proceeded to play all around the arena to a very big pop from an ecstatic Anaheim crowd, which was soon followed by the appearance of a female pink-haired teenager entering through the curtain wearing a white shirt with a blue T-shirt vest worn all over it, alongside a baby blue skirt with a cutie mark all over it, and cuts blue boots with a pink bow attached to it. But that wasn't all, however. She also brought with her a big gigantic confetti party cannon to shoot towards the crowd, which she did to yet another big pop from the crowd.
Entrant #98: Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)
"Well, we might not have Geoff from Total Drama in this ring anymore, but at least we've got this girl continuing this party for us!" Steven pointed out.
"You're right about that, Steven!" Cole nodded to Steven, "And Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is just that woman to get that done!"
"This girl is quite a hoot," The King chuckled a bit. "You guys remembered what Pinkie did last year with Corey Graves? That was so much fun."
"The only thing that would make this a party, is if Pinkie were to throw a pie in Tazz's face." JR smirked.
Tazz scowled at JR again saying, "Oh come on, don't encourage her!"
As Pinkie continued shooting her party cannon towards ringside however, the song "Space Oddity" by David Bowie proceeded to play around the titantron next as a blonde-haired man dressed in a full on red/white space suit entered through the curtain, all while proceeding to high-five the fans who were cheering right at him in ringside.
Entrant #99: Gary Goodspeed (Final Space)
"Looks like we got a fiery youngster coming down our way now." Cole pointed out.
"That fiery youngster Cole's talking about happens to be Gary Goodspeed from the show Final Space coming in at #99!" The King exclaimed.
"I'll admit, I never got a chance to watch much of this show," JR replied, "But I've heard so many good things about this kid that I might have to look more into him some time!"
"No kidding," Tazz said, rolling his eyes while muttering out, "So glad he's not another maniac."
While Gary continued his little run down the ring however, the entire crowd all popped up mightily on their feet as the song "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue blared over the soundsystem. That was soon followed by the appearance of a full-figured woman with light-purple skin, white hair, lavender leotard, black tights and white boots, who of course was being accompanied on stage by both her teammate/friend Pearl and Johnny Universe, whom patted her right on the back and wished her luck right away before she took off running to hear the support of the crowd.
Entrant #100: Amethyst (Steven Universe)
"Alright, you talk about a pick this next entrant drew!" Steven said, feeling psyched.
"Well, it's no surprise you should be familiar with her," JR nodded, " Considering the fact that we've got one of Steven's friends, Amethyst, coming in the ring right now!"
"I just realized something right now, guys!" Tazz exclaimed.
Cole then rolled his eyes saying, "What is it, Tazz?"
"There's a good chance we may see a three-way hoss fight between her, Valerie Grey and LeShawna!" Tazz said in realization.
"Oh, you're right about that!" The King nodded with a big gasp, "It's actually shocking enough that I agree with you for once!"
Steven then said with a brief nod, "I'm honestly surprised we agree with him too."
"What would be more fun than that?" JR shrugged.
While Amethyst was running down alone to the ring however, the camera scrolled right back into the ring to see Rick Sanchez attempt to surprise Peter Griffin with a big running knee lift.
The fatman on the other hand, decided to turn the tables against the drunk by side-stepping over him, therefore surprising Rick with a spin kick towards the face!
"Whoa, knockout kick by Peter!" Cole said, surprised.
"Peter likes to call that the Roadhouse Kick!" Steven exclaimed, "And you know what happens when he hits that, right?"
Tazz then shrugged tightly, "I don't know. What exactly happens?"
Peter looked down towards Rick's unconscious body for a second before looking toward the camera and said, "Roadhouse."
However, looking at the camera proved to be a big mistake for Peter though as he saw Luz Noceda come flying in and surprise the fatman with a big running dropkick right in the kisser.
"Oh, right in the face!" JR cried out.
"You're telling me," The King nodded to JR, "Where on earth did Luz Noceda come from?"
"Don't know, but she sure came in like a wrecking ball!" Steven shrugged out.
That unforeseen hit immediately made Peter Griffin wobble to the ropes, which prompted not just Luz, but Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, Apple White, DJ, Valerie Grey, Abe Lincoln, Wendy Corduroy, Edd, Bart Simpson, Pinkie Pie, Gary Goodspeed and Babs Brando to push the heavyset Quahog native over the top rope and onto the floor in no time, eliminating him very quickly in a swift 12-to-1 elimination process that got the fans screaming at the top of their lungs!
"Oh, no way!" Tazz shrieked.
"Oh, yes way, Tazz!" JR nodded, "Peter Griffin's out!"
"Yeah, and hard to believe looking at the camera was his downfall!" Steven pointed out, "That was a simple distraction that cost him!"
69th Elimination: Peter Griffin; Eliminated by: Luz Noceda, Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, Apple White, DJ, Valerie Grey, Abe Lincoln, Wendy Corduroy, Edd aka The Masked Mumbler, Bart Simpson, Pinkie Pie, Gary Goodspeed and Barbara "Babs" Brando; Duration: 8:28
Meanwhile, as Peter Griffin was busy mumbling angrily away from ringside however, a rough staredown was occurring inside the ring as Amethyst was busy cracking his knuckles towards Sandy Cheeks, who was busy getting in a picture perfect kung-fu stance looking forward to fighting her. The crowd on the other hand looked very forward to seeing this showdown between a gem warrior and a squirrel go down.
"Check this out, guys!" The King pointed out.
"We got a bit of a standoff between Amethyst and Sandy Cheeks, it seems like!" JR exclaimed.
"It's gonna be awesome to see Sandy Cheeks show off her karate skills here in this match!" Cole exclaimed as well.
With her perfect Karate gloves on, she rushed towards Amethyst with a series of chops all around her body. Each hit that connected towards her made Amethyst block them all one of a time, making each hit miss. Sandy also attempted to connect through a series of kicks as well, letting Amethyst block them all too as if she wasn't being affected by the blows at all.
"Amethyst showing perfect defense here against Sandy!" Steven exclaimed.
"That definitely proves her strength over Sandy Cheeks here," JR replied, "And trust me, it shows!"
"You gotta give it to Sandy though, JR, she's doing everything she can to throw caution to the wind!" Tazz pointed out.
Sandy Cheeks attempted to throw another karate chop towards the gem warrior, only for Amethyst to catch the chop single handedly and spin the squirrel all around the ring. And before anyone knew it, Amethyst used her strength to chuck Sandy over the top rope and onto the floor, scoring her first elimination of the match!
"Welp, back to Texas for Sandy!" The King exclaimed.
"Amethyst definitely made sure she sent her back with a first-class ticket out of there!" Steven nodded.
"Definitely," Cole nodded as well, "At least we got to see some of her karate skills in action!"
70th Elimination: Sandy Cheeks; Eliminated by: Amethyst; Duration: 6:47
Amethyst didn't have time to celebrate her elimination unfortunately as after that little confrontation, Phineas Flynn came right out of nowhere with a big giant superkick, stunning Amethyst yet managing to keep her balance at the same time!
"Whoa, Phineas Flynn with a very big superkick!" JR replied.
"That definitely didn't take her down though!" Steven replied as well, shaking his head.
Knowing that the first superkick didn't take Amethyst down, Phineas wasted no time throwing down another superkick towards Amethyst's face.
The impact once again made the gem warrior a bit wobbly at first, but still kept herself on her feet as usual making Phineas shocked on why that second superkick of his didn't take her down.
"What the–Amethyst is still on her feet!" Tazz said with a shocked gasp.
"She is taking pain like a champ!" JR replied.
"It's almost like the pain is making her stronger," The King replied as well, "Heck, even more invincible now that I see it!"
Phineas immediately attempted to go for a third superkick. But as he did so however, Amethyst used her excellent reflexes and ducked down, therefore lifting up Phineas's leg and sending the Dorito-headed youngster over the top rope and onto the floor, scoring her second elimination so far!
"Well. there goes another!" The King pointed out.
"And that of course marks Amethyst's second elimination." Cole said, nodding his head off.
Tazz then let out a smirk saying, "I definitely know what Phineas is gonna do today, and that's hit the showers!"
71st Elimination: Phineas Flynn; Eliminated by: Amethyst; Duration: 7:07
As soon as Phineas left ringside, the camera scrolled back to the ring to see Amethyst shake a bit of her senses loose from those multiple superkicks.
This vulnerable position however left Reggie Rocket to take an opportune chance to dish out some high-risk offense at the top rope, climbing up top with her skateboard in hand as if he was looking to clobber her upside the head on her way down.
"Uh-oh, Reggie going up top here!" JR pointed out.
"I think she's looking to make a landing all over Amethyst here!" Tazz replied.
After finally shaking that last sense loose, Amethyst looked up and saw Reggie leaping off the top with her skateboard clenched in her hands.
But using some quick thinking, Amethyst formed a fist and clobbered Reggie right in the gut, knocking her skateboard off in the process!
"Oh, gut check!" The King exclaimed.
"Reggie ate hard on that landing!" Tazz pointed out. "Talk about total beef!"
That gut shot Reggie suffered looked to be more than enough for her to be incapacitated.
So much so that Amethyst picked her up right on her feet and tossed her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her in order to pick up her third elimination!
"And Amethyst goes for number three!" JR replied.
"Wow, the Rocket crew definitely wasn't lucky here tonight." Steven shook his head in shame.
Tazz suddenly asked out of curiosity, "What about that fat nerd the three hang out with?"
"Tazz, you owe Sam an apology." Cole said, scowling at Tazz.
"Why should I?" Tazz scoffed sarcastically, "I tell it like it is, just like Heather did in TDI."
JR scowled back at Tazz saying, "Somehow, this makes me wish we could've had Jesse "The Body" Ventura instead of you."
72nd Elimination: Reggie Rocket; Eliminated by: Amethyst; Duration: 3:18
As Reggie was busy taking a dirtnap down at ringside for the time being, the camera scrolled right back to the ring again to see Marco Diaz kick Wendy Corduroy right upside the head on the apron, leaving her stunned in the process.
"There we go, Marco with a kick upside the dome." Steven replied.
"Wendy tried to knock him off the apron, but that didn't go well!" JR shook his head.
Wendy then shook herself fast enough for her to see Marco leap on the apron, looking to her with a high-risk springboard attack.
But as soon as he came down though, Wendy immediately caught him with a spear mid-air, knocking Marco completely out!
"OH MY!" Cole shrieked.
"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Steven shouted, doing his perfect Don West impression.
"Wendy dadgum broke Marco in half!" JR cried out, "Oh gawd, the horror!"
"HOLY S***!" Tazz chuckled loudly, "Did you see the way Marco got hit?"
"It's like a car crash comes to life!" The King chuckled as well.
There was immediately no way that Marco Diaz was gonna fight back with a spear like that.
Knowing this deep down, Wendy wasted no time getting Marco back on his feet, only to throw him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him from the matchup entirely!
"And Marco is done for the night!" Steven exclaimed.
"It's kind of a shame we won't see him and Star work together," The King shook his head in shame, "That's definitely gonna be a loss for Star Butterfly more than Marco is!"
"Oh, waah waah, King." Tazz rolled his head, "You can't always get what you want."
73rd Elimination: Marco Diaz; Eliminated by: Wendy Corduroy; Duration: 17:30
As Marco slowly yet surely began to leave ringside on his own terms however, the camera switched back over to the ring to see Rogue press her left boot right across Alejandro's entire face in the lower right turnbuckle, leaving him suffocated and struggling to breathe without any air.
"Look at Rogue going to work all over Al!" JR replied.
"Damn it, not the face!" Tazz said, fearing the worst for Al, "That's his perfect feature!"
"I'm very certain Rogue won't give a damn about Al's problems!" Cole shook his head.
The King then pointed out, "I can agree about every single contestant in that ring too."
"Same here too, King." Steven said, raising his hand.
Knowing he was flat-out stunned from that foot choke, Rogue then backed away a bit, hoping to hit him with a big Stinger Splash from the opposite corner.
She immediately took off running and leapt on her own two feet, only for Alejandro to move out of the way alongside the covered turnpad he strangely removed from his back, leaving Rogue to hit her face on the exposed turnbuckle!
"What the–" The King loudly gasped.
"Rogue's face just hit the exposed steel!" Cole exclaimed.
"Al just dad-gummed removed the turnpad while Rogue wasn't looking!" JR shook his head angrily, "How low can that guy go?"
"Hahahahahaha," Tazz laughed half-heartedly, "That's brilliant of Alejandro!"
"Well, I'm glad you're here to kiss his ass." Steven scowled to the ECW legend.
"No kidding," The Kingsaid with an angered grumble, "Tazz looks like he needs a tic-tac."
Rogue, feeling very dizzy and confused from the exposed steel, barely managed to get right on her feet thanks to the leverage of the ropes itself.
But unfortunately, it would only be temporary as Alejandro clotheslined her from behind, which sent Rogue over the top rope and onto the floor with an unfair elimination that left many fans at ringside looking all sour and foul in the process.
"And Alejandro eliminates Rogue from the Rumble." JR said out of anger.
"Al should be so lucky right now," Steven said, seething in anger as well, "Otherwise I'd leap out of this seat and get him out myself."
"You think that's luck, Steven?" Tazz chuckled in front of Steven, "Alejandro's throwing them out because of pure skill, not luck."
"Tell that to both of his friends Alejandro hired, Tazz." Cole replied to Tazz.
"I swear, this stinks to high heaven!" The King nodded.
74th Elimination: Rogue; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 17:44
Alejandro continued to drink in the angry fans' boos and tears as much as he could, which forced him to display a smirk so evil that it could literally make the devil wince in its own evil soul.
Needless to say, Gambit wasn't happy to see his woman be eliminated in that fashion. So gripping his signature staff as tight as he could, he swung it straight through Alejandro's legs, leaving the latin liar screaming in earth-shaking horror so much that his voice box nearly broke on him!
"My gawd!" JR groaned in agony.
"He got him right in the yam-bags!" Tazz pointed out, "That ain't right!"
The King looked to Tazz and said in a scathing tone, "Oh, I believe it is, Tazz!"
Tazz turned to The King rolling his eyes, "You really justify this?!"
"Well Tazz, that's what Alejandro gets for messing with Rogue." Cole said to Tazz.
"I agree," Steven nodded, "What goes around comes around."
The worst wouldn't be quite over for Alejandro though.
As the Total Drama World Tour winner went down however, Gambit used his staff to strike him right by the legs again, making Alejandro scream in pain so much that he ended up flopping like a fish due to the excruciating pain he was holding in between!
"No, not again!" Tazz said, whining like a total bitch.
"Indeed, Tazz," Cole nodded, "He deserves every single part of it."
"I swear, Al's gonna swell up so bad he ain't gonna procreate for a long time!" The King replied with a smirk between his lips.
Steven smirked as well, "Let's be honest, he ain't gonna be doing much screwing anyway."
As Alejandro tried so hard to strugglingly breathe, let alone recover from those two painful excruciating nut shots himself, the entire Anaheim crowd all looked up towards the titantron yet again, patiently waiting as the Rumble clock lit up on the screens once more. That only meant that another set of entrants were looking to enter the Rumble match momentarily, much to the fans and commentators' suspense.
"It looks like we're gonna pass the #100 mark, everyone!" JR exclaimed.
"Now we're gonna be seeing our next entrants," The King said, rubbing his hands with anticipation, "I can't wait to see who they're gonna be!"
Yeah, well, you're gonna have to wait until next chapter, King. Anyway, it's pretty sweet that The Nacelle Company is reviving Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa with brand new action figures and an animated series in the works. Can't wait to see what that's gonna be like if it ever comes to light. Okay, enough explaining. Let's check out the stats!
Entrants in the ring: 26
Entrants left to go: 60
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Luz Noceda, Gwen, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Wendy Corduroy, Apple White, DJ, Gambit, Trent, Leonardo, Valerie Grey, Wildwing Flashblade, Rick Sanchez, LeShawna, Abe Lincoln, Carmen Sandiego, Marshal Moo Montana, Cyborg, Ulrich Stern, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Pinkie Pie, Gary Goodspeed, Amethyst
Shortest time: Eric Cartman (0:04) (NEW!)
Will we ever get the chance to see a Valerie-LeShawna-Amethyst three-way?
Is Alejandro EVER gonna have kids?
Am I really hungry just writing this?
I'll agree that the last one is true. But as for the rest, those will be answered until the next chapter. So until it's done, make sure you all read, review and leave any feedbacks if you want to just in case you wanna see more. Now that I'm finished explaining all of this to the rest of you all, it's lunch time!