I have adopted this story from ukitake-rin.

Reason Why Ibiki Likes Naruto

Chapter 5: Coffee

disclaimer: as much I would really like to, I still do not own Naruto.

Naruto held his breath hoping no-one noticed hi presence. He was in the teacher's lounge hiding beneath the couch.

After waiting for ages, it seemed as though the room was empty, slipping from under the couch Naruto crossed the room intending to mix the salt and sugar. He knew it was childish and petty, but he still thought it funny an old classic.

After making sure there was more salt than sugar in the gar he ensured everything was how h found it before turning to leave, just before he set off he spotted a half empty mug he was curious as to why they drank it, it smelled bitter and looked horrible but deciding it couldn't be that bad if they all drank it he downed the lot drinking it all in three large gulps.

After escaping from the teacher's lounge Naruto decided to just skip class it was all boring anyway. As he was wondering around thinking of different pranks, he became giddy and decided he would set up as many pranks as possible but before that could happen…

"NARUTO! Why are you not in class?!" crap it was Iruka sensei.

Now sit back in class Naruto realized he seriously couldn't pay attention. Usually, he could at least try but nope he was so bored!

"Naruto would you please sit still!" "Hai Iruka sensei"

"Naruto pay attention!" "Hai Iruka sensei"

But try as he might he could not. Maybe he could. . .

"Alright, Naruto I have had enough! What is wrong with you? You can't sit still; you won't pay attention and you're not even trying to listen to me!"

"Sorry sensei"

Heaving a sigh Iruka removed Naruto from the class.

Now free Naruto did the only thing he could think of he ran as fast as he could.

Later that day all that could be heard was the cackling of a hyperactive child the cursing of several shinobi and the cries of outrage as others were caught in a multitude of traps and pranks.

As soon as they found out Naruto was only this evil due to coffee, he was banned from ever drinking it again.

The next day

Naruto was back in the teacher's lounge he wanted coffee, but no-one would sell him any, so he had to be sneaky and get some from here. . ..

so yeah, I have health issues and am trying to continue my other stories so updates will be random.

was a serious question, what is the plural of ninja/ shinobi