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Chapter 6

Rookie ANBU meet Coffee Demon

Ibiki and Dragon looked at a group of Rookie ANBU who got caught peeking in the woman's bathhouse early that morning.

"Ibiki-san I don't know what to do with these fools. All the woman in the bathhouse are now horrified that all my other male ANBU are perverts likes these morons before us." Said Dragon as he left out a sigh.

"What were you morons thinking?" Asked Ibiki as he glared at the group of six male ANBU.

One with a Rabbit mask spoke up. "We were told that if we could not get caught peeking for two hours, we would be legends in the ranks." He told both Ibiki and Dragon.

"Who told you this?" Asked Ibiki as his eye was twitching.

"It was some old guy with white hair that was sitting on a toad. He told us this as he was making his way out of the village this morning." Said another ANBU wearing a Sloth mask.

'Freaking Jiraiya.' Thought both Ibiki and Dragon as one as they both glared.

Just then an orange blur ran past them and into Ibiki's office.

"It appears Naruto got kicked out again." Said Dragon as amusement laced his voice.

"It appears that way. I wonder what he did this time." Question Ibiki as he walked into his office to find Naruto hiding under his desk. "So, are you going to tell me what happen?" He asked the young boy.

Naruto peeked out from under the desk. "I snuck into the teachers lounge for more coffee and the jerks had locked the stuff up. So, when I tried breaking open the pantry the crowbar, I was using flow out of my hands and hit Iruka-sensei on the head. When he came too, he was angry and told me to run." He told Ibiki as the large man could see tears in the boys eyes.

"So, you came here figuring I would keep you safe?" Asked Ibiki.

Naruto nodded his head. "Yeah and I have so much fun here and learn a lot more here than I do at the Academy, don't get me wrong. Iruka-sensei has been teaching me lot, more then the others have in the past. But I still rather be here to learn a lot from you." He told Ibiki with a large smile.

This gave Ibiki an idea as he looked out his office window at the fools Dragon was yelling at and back at the young boy sitting on his floor. "Say Naruto. How would you like to play Ninja with a few Rookie ANBU and you get coffee as well and everything you would need to make traps and play pranks on them while playing Ninja.?" Asked Ibiki.

"Really?! You mean it? They will play with me?" Asked Naruto as he was bouncing around the office now.

"Yes, I do. Let me just tell Dragon so he can clear them from active duty for the day." Said Ibiki as he walked out of his office as Naruto looked around the man's office for any sight of coffee.

Ibiki walked over to Dragon and had the man fallow him over to another office away from the six morons about to meet their maker. "I think I know what to do with them." Said Ibiki as a devilish grin overtook his face.

"Well are you going to tell me?" Asked Dragon.

"They will spend the day playing Ninja with a coffee fueled Naruto." Said Ibiki as a wicked laugh escaped both men's lips. Just then a chill ran down the six unknowing victims standing awaiting their punishment.

Ibiki vanished out of the office and down the hallways to the employee's kitchen where he found a large steal travel mug and filled it will coffee sweet cream and tons of sugar. He would make sure to have several of these waiting for Naruto every time he brings to slow down. He return after five minutes and goes into his office and hands the travel coffee mug to Naruto. "Here kid try this." He said as he hands it to the boy.

Naruto looks at it and takes a sip of it. Within seconds he is vibrating. "What did you put in it? It tastes better than the other coffee I tried." He said with a huge comical grin on his face.

Ibiki smirked. "I just added a lot of sweet cream and a lot of sugar. While you are playing with the young ANBU I will have several more of these waiting for you." He told the young boy as he nodded his head.

"Now let's go and meet your new playmates for the day." Said Ibiki as his sadist grin return to his face.

"Okay." Said Naruto to happy to have someone to play with him.

Dragon turned as he saw Ibiki and Naruto walk out of the office. "Well boy's today you will be playing Ninja with young Naruto here. Now turn in all your weapons and no one can use Jutsu on the boy and if you are caught using a Jutsu you will become Anko's plaything for a month and as well be playing and training Naruto after the Academy for the next year." Said Dragon with a grin.

They all shivered at this comment. "But sir. Why?" Asked a Flamingo masked ANBU.

"You all screwed up." Said Dragon in a demonic voice. This went unseen by Naruto as he was too busy drinking his coffee. Naruto turned to Ibiki. "Could I have some more before the game starts?" He asked with an innocent smile on his face. Only if they knew what Ibiki was giving this little hell spawn they would want the man dead.

"Sure." Said Ibiki as he pulled another travel mug out of nowhere and gave it to Naruto. "Everyone will be playing Ninja at training ground 43. For it is safer then training ground 44." He told them as they all leave for that training ground.

Dragon could only smirk as he was going to be placing bets with all the other Shinobi to see how long these six young rookie ANBU will last against a caffeine fueled Naruto.

Hokage's Tower

Dragon appears before the village leader. "Hokage-sama." Said Dragon.

Sarutobi looks up from his paperwork and smiles looking at Dragon. "Ah. Dragon what a surprise to see you this morning. What brings you by?" He asked with a pleasant smile on his face.

"I came to inform you that six of our Rookie ANBU where caught spying on the woman's bathhouse and that your daughter was there at the time." Said Dragon as he could see the Hokage turn a little red.

"What have you done to punish them for their transgressions against my daughter and the other ladies?" Sarutobi question.

Dragon smirked behind his mask. "That is what I am here to inform you about. Young Naruto will be handling their punishment." He told the old man.

This man The Hokage raise an eyebrow to this. "What do you mean that young Naruto will be handling their punishment?" He question wanting to know me.

"Well you see Naruto got in trouble this morning at the Academy and came to hide in Ibiki's office. The reason was over coffee and what happen last time Ibiki thought it would be a good idea to unleased a coffee fueled Naruto supplied with everything to make traps down to doing his special types of pranks on them. They will have to play Ninja with him all day long and if they try to use a Jutsu on him they will become a plaything for Anko for a week and a person playmate and tutor for Naruto for a year. Yes, before you ask. I did take away all their weapons." Said Dragon with an evil grin as he looked at his leader.

Sarutobi looked at Dragon with wide eyes as the other ANBU in the office came out of their hiding spots. "My Kami have mercy on their souls for Naruto will destroy them all." Said Sarutobi as his ANBU bodyguards dumbly nodded their heads.

Several Jonin where walking into the Hokage's office as they had heard what Dragon had said.

"Is there going to be any bets on this?" Asked Asuma as he was pulling out his wallet.

Dragon turned to the smoking Jonin and smirked behind his mask. "Yes. Neko is taking all the bets at training ground 43. Tv's have been set up outside of the training ground for you to watch." He said as he turned back to the Hokage.

"I believe this is something I must go and watch." Said Sarutobi as he stood up and grabbed his hat and put it on. "Asuma go and get your sister and tell her the ones peeping on her this morning are being punishing in the most creative way that she must see it."

Asuma nodded his head. After Naruto was done with him, he was going to have a word or two with them as well for what they had done to his sister this morning.

Ninja Academy

Kiba comes running into the classroom as everyone is waiting for Iruka-sensei and Mizuki-sensei to show up.

"YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME TO TRAINING GROUND 43. SOMEONE GAVE NARUTO COFFEE AND HE IS PLAYING NINJA WITH SIX ROOKIE ANBU!" Shouted Kiba as he ran back out of the classroom.

Everyone stood up and began running out of the room as Iruka and Mizuki as walking in the last one to stand was Hinata Hyuuga.

"Hinata where is everyone?" Asked Iruka looking a little puzzled.

"N-Naruto-kun was given coffee and is playing Ni-ninja with six rookie ANBU at training ground 43." Stuttered out Hinata as she ran out of the classroom to catch up with the others.

Both teachers look at each other and run after their wayward students for they didn't want to get in trouble. They could say this was a fieldtrip of the training grounds. Just to cover their asses.

Training Ground 43

Naruto stood across from the six rookie ANBU. "You know the rules of Ninja. But to make it more fun. You Six are it and you have until sundown to catch me." He told them as he just grinned as he was just bouncing in place.

"No problem brat we got this." Said an ANBU wearing a Pig mask.

"You really think so?" Asked Naruto as he was gone in a poof of smoke and in his place was a large papier-Mache ball with a small timer on it. Before they knew what happen a buzzing sound was heard, and it exploded before them spraying them in a rainbow of colors and glitter and feathers.

They all stood their blinking not knowing what the hell just happen to them.

Outside the training ground many people and shinobi alike stood their laughing and placing bets. Shockley almost everyone put their money Naruto to outlast the fools. Some placed their bets that the ANBU would snap and kill him before the day was out. But Ibiki wouldn't allow that to happen to his favorite little orange child. Even Anko had snakes hiding in the training ground ready to strike if something went wrong.

Iruka and Mizuki finally caught up to their students as they saw the Hokage sitting on a large chair with several children sitting around him and his toddler grandson on his lap.

"Hokage-sama. Thank you for watching our students." Said Iruka as he bowed to the man.

"It is alright Iruka-kun. I was enjoying listen to them talk about who they believe would win this game of Ninja prank war. Even thou young Naruto is the only one allow to prank them." Said Sarutobi as he smiled looking back to the screen.

On the screen one could see an ANBU hanging upside down with neon orange paint all over him. He wasn't watching where he was running as he was chasing after Naruto in a thicker part of the wooded area of training ground 43.

On another screen showed two ANBU standing in the middle of a sinking pit up pudding? One could only hope it was pudding they had been trapped in. So, three down and three to go.

Naruto found Ibiki standing in the middle of the training field. Slowly he walked over to the large scared face man. "Do you have what I want?" Asked Naruto not wanting to tip his hand just in case this was a henge ANBU.

Ibiki smirked as he pulled out a candy bar from his black leather duster. Naruto knew at once this wasn't the real Ibiki. Within seconds Naruto throw down a flash paint bomb blinding the fool and running away.

"Ahh… You brat you blinded me and what's this sticky stuff?" Cried the voice of the fake Ibiki.

"Open your eyes and you'll see." Called out Naruto from the tree line as he was laughing so hard. He was ready for another coffee fix. As he was sitting in his tree, he could hear some buzz. Looking to his right he saw what looked to be a beehive. A devilish grin crossed his face. With one swift kick he sent the hive sailing over to the fake Ibiki who was covered in Honey. The second the man open his eyes he saw the hive hit the ground and explode.

Though out the villages the screams of a man could be heard.

Sarutobi raised his hand. An ANBU appeared before him. "Boar. I believe Turtle is out. Take him to the hospital." With that said Boar vanished and appeared before Turtle and took him to the hospital to be treated for his bee stings.

One out for good, three in traps and two still out hiding. All in all, Naruto was making quick walk of them.

Ibiki appeared next to Naruto with coffee in hand. "I figured you would like some more. But here some water as well for this stuff will make you thirst as well if you drink too much." He told the boy as Naruto nodded his head and took both drinks and drank down the water quickly, he was getting thirst. Ibiki gave him two more bottle waters for him to carry and vanished.

"That is so cool Naruto gets to play with ANBU like that." Said Kiba felling a little jealous of his friend.

"Well Naruto is more like punishing them for doing something very naught." Said the Hokage to Kiba.

The children looked up at the Hokage. "What did they do Hokage-sama?" Asked Ino.

"They peeped on the girls at the bathhouse this morning." Said the Hokage as all the kids paled. "I was there with mommy this morning and I was really scared when a lady started screaming." Said Ino.

"I'm so sorry that happen sweetie." Said the Hokage.

"I hope Naruto makes them suffer for what they did." Said Ino as she smirked. All the other girls nodded their heads in agreement.

Naruto found a hiding spot and drank his coffee as he wonder where the two, he hadn't seen sense the start of the game where at. "They couldn't have left the training ground for Ibiki wouldn't let them. So, they have to be here somewhere." He said to himself as he looked around finishing his coffee.

If he kept this up, he would be moving at supersonic speed by the end of the day.

Just then he felt something coming his way as he turned and saw a fireball coming his way. Moving quick and leaving an orange flash as he jumped to a near by tree Naruto looked to where the fireball came and saw a monkey face ANBU glaring at him from behind his mask.

"Hey, Dragon, said no Jutsu Monkey." Said Naruto as he glared at the ANBU.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT HE SAID BRAT! I'M TAKING YOU DOWN ANYWAY I CAN!" Yelled Monkey as he was making hand signs for another fire based Jutsu.

But before he could finish his hand signs he froze in place. "Troublesome. Dragon and Ibiki knew one of you would snap and try to hurt the kid. So, I was sent in here to keep an eye out for him. But by the looks of it. Monkey you belong to Anko for a week." Said Shikaku Nara as he smirked and looked over at Naruto. "Your getting pretty fast their kiddo."

"Thank you, Nara-san, for the save once again." Said Naruto as he bowed to Shikaku.

"Its fine. Just come over Friday night for dinner." Said Shikaku as he vanished with his prisoner.

Anko grinned from the sidelines. "Yay I get a little monkey." She giggled as all the men around her paled and stepped away.

"Troublesome blondes." Said Shikamaru as he watched his friend take down ANBU. Even for Rookies no academy student shouldn't be doing that. But Naruto wasn't a normal kid by no means.

"Okay I just have one left. I wonder where he is?" Asked Naruto as he looked around and closed his eyes to see if he could feel for the mans chakra. After a couple of minutes Naruto open his eyes and looked over to the clearing where he felt his final playmate.

Standing in the clear was an ANBU wearing a Rabbit mask. "Naruto-san I surrender." He told the boy as Naruto came into the clearing.

"Huh? Really? Your taking all the fun out of this." Whined Naruto as he fell to the ground crossing his legs and arms pouting.

Rabbit just sweat dropped. "I broke my arm getting out of your trap and I'm low on chakra and coved from head to toe and other places in paint, glitter and Kami knows what."

Naruto smirked. "Yeah you can thank Ibiki and Dragon for the who knows what stuff." He told the ANBU before him as the boy snickered some more.

"Fine. I guess I win. The others need to be found for they are still in their traps and might be hurt as well." Said Naruto as he turned to his left. "Hey, Ibiki, I won."

Ibiki and Dragon appear. Both men appear to be happy with what had happened. "They lasted a lot longer then expected." Said Dragon as he looked over at Rabbit. "Go get your arm looked at."

Rabbit nodded his head and vanished.

"How are you feeling kid?" Asked Ibiki as he looked over at Naruto who was coming down off his caffeine high.

"I think I'm going to lay off coffee for a while and I might puke for I'm need to eat something." Said Naruto as he was looking a little green.

Both men nod their heads. "Let's get you some lunch them." Said dragon.

"RAMEN!" Yelled Naruto as he was up once again and bouncing.

This was the day Dragon learn never. I mean never promise Naruto all you can eat Ramen for he eats more than an Akimichi.

I hope everyone enjoys my take on this new chapter. The updates will be slow, but I will get something up. For I am starting work once again on Lolitapool