Chapter ten: ROMANCE ATTACK BY COMMUNIST WINTER PART 2

AN: omg TEH DRAMA! Will midnight survive the attack by the evil communist winter? FIND OUT!

Winter stabbed midnight and he died.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" FREEHEART SHOOTED.

winter dodged the bullet and lmaoed evil and his eyes glowed redly again. Communist minions appeared (also with red commie eyes lol!) and they flew towards freeheart who had to fly away all sad.

TO MIDNIGHTREAPER! YO MAY THINK HES DEAD BUT THERES A TWIST!

Midnight looked around. It was all dark and there was a big wall and door. He was in the Afterlife!

"Oh yeah i know about the afterlife!" he said "time passes faster hear then in life and it looks different for each person lol"

He wasnt worried cuz he knew FreeHeart had read jschlatt's book and knew the secret to reviving people

He went into the door (there was a sign above it that said "give up hope LOL") and saw a bunch of cool stuff! There was a grassy field with a bunch of old roman and greek dudes and a big tornado hurricane thingy and a bridge that people were fighting over and a big river of BOILING BLOOD (c its cool!) and trees of dead people and fiery graves and fiery desert rain and stuff. There was a big super cold lake in the middle.

Oh i nearly forgot! In the middle of the lake there was… SATIN. He had like 3 heads and one was chewing on a cheap sellout person (THAT STATUE WAS WORTH MORE THAN 30 DOLLARS!) and the two others were chewing on the two people who said they would let me cheat off their papers but didnt let me!

Midnight went towards Satin. He passed dumb tv models and cereal killers and jk rowling and niger prince scammers. There were also some rouge angles and centaurs and stuff stabbing people.

"Wow the afterlife is pretty cool but it sucks for these people lol!" midnight said. He went up to satin.

"Hey satin" midnight said "i need to go back to life but i dont know when freeheart will revive me"

"YOULL HAVE TO WAIT A BIT LOL" satin said. "OR YOU CAN GO DOWN THE HOLE AND GO TO THE CLEANING PLACE"

"Whats the cleaning place?" asked

"U C ITS THE PLACE YOU NEED TO GO TO CLEAN BEFORE U CAN GO TO THE COOL AFTERLIFE WHICH IS BETTER THAN THIS ONE CUZ THE COOL AFTERLIFE ONLY WANTS PEOPLE WHO TOOK A BATH AND SMELL CLEAN"

"Well i dont want to stay dead so ill just wait here" midnight said lolling and sat down and waited for freeheart to revive him using the jshlatt magic even though he was in the middle of a ice lake and it was super cold and stuff lol.

MEANWHILE ON LIFE PLACE

FreeHeart defeated the commie minions and winter had to go away. She went fastly to the mansion.

"IRIDECENT!" free shouted "we need to revive MidnightReaper"

Iri was reading a book titled SIFI WRITER AND SPAGETTI BUNDLESTICK (idk i made something up lol) and said okay

They revived Midnight using the knowledge from jshlat (which is a life note).

"Omg thank goodness" midnight said "i had so much fun talking with satin about how indian scammers suck cuz they steal money from old women!"

"Uh ok" iri said and they all rofled.

Midnight went to school next day. Since first period was free he went to the hospital.

"The catwing has recovered" nurse happy and showed Midnight the Catwing.

"Hi my name is BlackClaw" she said "I just got my warrior ceremony but then a storm appeared and i was blown away!"

"OH NO!" midnight said "we need to get you back ASAP"

"But the continent im from is super far away, its in antarctic" blackclaw sadded

"That sucks" midnight said "anyways i rescued you, want to go on a date with me"

"Omglol yeah!" BlackClaw crushed and went after midnight.

They went on a walk threw the forest near JMA. BlackClaw went hunting and came back with three dead cows. MidnightReaper and BlackClaw ate the cows.

"Theres been a lot of cows lately lol" BlackClaw said even on antarctica!"

Midnight lolled "is that tru?"

"Yeslol" BlackClaw licked the air "i can taste 52830572479 cows nearby"

"Oh wow so much!"

They kept walking and came across a bunch of cows. They were mooing and walking around. Midnight set them on fire so they would die and drop cooked beef.

They continued on the path and eventually reached Sanctuary. There were a ton of scavengers and dragons there.

"Omglol so many sca===humans!" midnight happied "and their all working together and happy"

BlackClaw lmaoed and did a happy cat danc.

They went to the city. All the dragons there had human on there backs. Lots were plowing fields and humans used a whip on them to make them go faster. They were also carrying heavy stuff around.

"Wow" midnight said "so cool! I want to live in a city liek this lol"

They went in cuz they were still dating and they saw ads for a circus.

"Cool!" happied and bought tickets except he got the tickets for free cuz he was awesoem

They went in and passed two dragons who were playing scrabble. The first dragon had put in PAPAS and the second dragon had put LOTS on the P to make PLOTS. Then first dragon put SADY across L to get SADLY.

Midnight lolled because only old dragons played scrabble. Then he and Blackclaw went into the circus!

there lots of acts were acted by actors. There was fire breathing and dancing and juggling and dragon riding all together!

There was one dragon who everyone was looking at. Like the other circus dragons it looked skinny and had burn marks on its sides. It was supposed to fly threw a firey hoop but it didnt for some reason. The human trainer got angry at it and whipped it a bunch of times.

Midnight was angry cuz he wanted entertainment and the dragon wasnt giving it to him. "MOVE YOU STUPID REPTILE!" he angried

The human trainer pulled out a shock prod and zapped the dragon with it. The dragon screamed and clawed at the human except its claws had been cut off so it couldnt. Then it tried to bite the human but the human zapped it again and it made the dragon flew threw the fire hoop.

Midnight cheered even though the stupid dragon was badly traine dand he though it needed to be shocked more.

At the end the dragon was zapped back into its small cage and rolled away. Midnight cheered.

Well that was awesome date amiright? midnight dragoned

"YEAH!" blackclaw crishooted.

And the date was over!