chapter11: I DONT KNOW OK

AN: idk what will happen in this chapter lol because i have no plan rite now! so lets see whatll happen! :D

MidnightReaper went back to school. Wherever he went he made all the girls heads turn cuz he was handsome. He also made guys heads turn even the straight ones cuz he was that handsome and him being around made the straight guys question their straightness.

A gay dragon ran to him "OMGWILLYOUMARRYME" he scremed but midnight said no cuz midnight wasnt into guys. The gay dragon was sad but midnight smiled at him and the dragon almost died of happiness and had to be taken to the hospital.

Midnight lolled cuz he was funny. But then he had a vision!

Enormous spaceships landed on Pyrrhia and out came out people wearing red uniforms and a power hammer and lazer sickle and those furry hats russians wear.

The vision ended. "OMG WHAT IS IT?" midnighted

"I think it was russians cuz of the furry hats" iri said.

"that is possible" midnight angried "THOSE BADWORD RUSSIAN COMMIES"

Everoneg asped cuz the commies were comming and someone had to stop them!

""ILL STOP THEM! Midnight heroically said and everyone was happy and midnight flew off to find the commies and kill them.

Midnight flew all over Pyrhhia to look for the evil communist. But he couldnt fund them and was very sad.

"Contnent is too big!" he sadangried. but then he realized maybe the communists hadnt appared yet and thats why he didnt see them lol!

He found a random spot on the continent and sat there. He would wait for the commies to arrive than fight them!

He waited for a very long time (figure teh time out for yourself lol!) and finally he saw a spaceship land. It looked old and it used to have a red paint job but the rust had specs on it so midnight could see the shiny industrial metal beneath it. It was barley holding itself together and rattled like a mariachi skeleton band.

It landed and immediately fell apart cuz in case you cant tell anything a commie makes sucks

Out of the spaceship came lots of ppl wearing spacesuits with a communist symbol on it. They wear russian furry hats and they each carried a power hammer and lazer sickle.

"OMG COMMIES!" midnight yelld. "THEIR HERE TO INVADE PHYRRIA"

The commies spread out and started to attack nearby dragons. They screamed a lot.

Midnight jumped out from his hiding place. "FIGHT ME COMMIES" he challenge!

One of the commies laughed and threw a nuke at him cuz commies are cowards.

"Oh no!" midnight said and immediately ran as the nukebomb exploded and created a giant green fireball (green cuz its radioactive!) that chased midnight and destroyed everyhting in its path. Midnight dodged around buildings but the fireball continued to follow him.

Luckily midnight managed to outfly the radioactive fireball and he quickly enchanted himself to be immune to radiation so he wouldnt get cancer. Unfortunately the commies had survided too! They had drunk lots of vodka and survived cuz alcohol protects you from radiation (IT IS TRUE SEARCH IT UP.)

Midnight growled as the commies ran at him with their weapons. He used his claws to rake up the commies until they looked like ground meat.

A laugh sounded behind Midnight and he turned.

"FOOL! ZOSE KOMMUNISTS WERRRE ONLY DISTRRRACTION FORRR RRREAL THRRREAT... ME!"

It was general winter. He wore a russian fur hat and his eyes glowed super red like evil seagulls who want to take your french fries.

Midnight smild. He wanted a rematch! "I want a rematch!"

"Hahahahahaha" winter snickered like leftover spagetti. "You may have yourrr rrrematch, but firrrst, yuo must defeat allies of me! Mvahahahaha"

And then his eyes flashed communistly and he summoned a giant snowstorm!

Midnight was instantly cold but he enchanted himself to always be warm and he was alright again. It was still hard to see though and he almost didnt see the big muscly sandwing that attacked him.

"how daree you supporet thoren! she sucks a lot you know. like a rrreattlesnake with its fangs taken out." Midnight dodged vultures attack and vulture missed! And the vulture died cuz there was a snowstorm and sandwings are weak to water.

Midnight lolled but then another minion attacked him.

"Oy hyte yah sao much meednoigh' yah shohl fyce moy epic rahth!" a mystery dragon angred. Midnight couldnt see him cuz of all the snow.

Midngiht was suddenly grabbed by a dragon from the back and midnight couldnt see him. They wrestled a whole bunch in the snow and rolled around a lot midnight clawing at the enemy dragon all the whial. Midnight bit down on the enemies face and was pretty sure he bit off an eye.

"DFUOSGHDSOHAHDVNLUYSEELHK" and the enemy ran off into the snow cuz he was a coward. He ran off so fast midnight couldnt even see his scale color.

he heard winter again. "KONGRRRATS, VE SHALL NOW FIGHT ONE ON ONE MATCH! YOU HAVE PRRROVEN YOURRRSELF MIDNIGHT"

And then the snowstorm stopped and winter appeared! He was super shadowy and midnight could barley see him except for his white scales and red commie eyes.

"EPICBATTLECRY" MIDNIGHT SCREMED. he ran at winter but tripped over vultures snow covered corpse.

Winter laughed and said "pathetic" and he picked up midnight super easily. "you arrre unvorrrthy adverrrsarrry, veaker zan yourrr dumb nemesis orrr school bully. you only make yourrrself strrrong kuz you get beat up lot in rrreal life. eating you vould be vaste of enerrrgy."

So he left midnight there and left.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111111111111111" midnight angsted. "I NEED TO BECOME STRONGER TO DEFEAT WINTER AND PROTECT TEH GOOD GUYS!"

OMG THAT WAS EPIC GUYS! I WANT TO SEE MORE DONT U? NEXT ON.. ADVENTURES OF MIDNITEREAPER!