We open up with Chris walking around Old Nayshall's central bazaar.
Chris: Nayshall. An emerging nation, known for their dedication to martial arts… and rich culture with their cuisine and fashion… but we're not here for that! That's right folks! I'm back! The higher ups could never survive without me. And this place will be the beginning of the journey of twenty four new victi- I mean contestants! Here comes two right now!
The first of 11 pedicabs arrive, with two contestants in tow. The young prince, and the heiress jump out of it.
Weiss: That was… unique.
Bowser Jr: I wish papa let me borrow the airship for this…
Chris: Weiss Schnee and Bowser Jr. Heirs to two different kinds of empires.
Weiss: It;s an honor to be on this show, Mr. Mclean. Once you get past the obvious red flags that are your criminal record…
Bowser Jr: I could have taken my Clown Car here! I'm even allowed to use it! Why did I have to come with Ms. Ice Queen and her prissy white dress?
Weiss: It's a combat skirt, Jr. And the same thing could be said for you. The only "clothes" you have is a bandana.
Chris: Woah, woah, woah! Calm down you two! Save it for the competition.
The two heirs stare each other down, before crossing their arms and facing away from each other.
Weiss and Jr: Fine…
The next pedicab arrives, and a pink sea star with green shorts and a helmet on, containing water steps out. Followed by a young kid who eagerly jumps out!
Shingo: Shingo Yabuki has arrive-
Shingo falls and hits the ground, and the pink starfish looks and suddenly laughs. He doesn't seem to be that bright.
Patrick: That was fun! I wanna redo mine!
Patrick gets back in, and jumps, faceplanting into the ground, creating a slight crack in his helmet, and we get a view of one of the new interns, a man with black hair and some serious burns as he uses his blue flames to fix the crack.
Chris: Thanks for the help, Dabi!
Dabi: Whatever.
The villain walks away, leaving Chris to introduce this uh… dynamic duo?
Chris: Patrick, you've gotta be more careful while you're out of water. Can't have you dying. Bad for the directors, but good for the press! That was a really solid entrance, Shingo…
Shingo bows
Shingo: It's an honor to be here in Kyo's place, Chris! I will not fail!
Patrick: Where's the ice cream?
Chris: Pat, you get the Ice Cream if you win.
The third Pedicab arrives and two more guys get out. One, a ninja with white hair, and the other, a man with a seriously burned face.
Gabimaru: Why am I here?
Havik: Us contestants are slaves to your rules, Chris!
Chris: Take it down a couple of notches, Havik! And Gabimaru, think of this as an easier alternative to getting pardoned instead of looking for that elixir.
Gabimaru: So, if I win that wish, I can get that pardon and return to my wife…
The ninja joins the other newcomers as Havik stares down Chris
Havik: Forcing people under your orders because of your promises of a wish… THAT IS OPPRESSION!
Chris: Did I mention that the effects of the wish are multiversal, since we're using the Super Dragon Balls?
Havik thinks for a second and then snarls before muttering to himself and lining up with the other contestants.
Weiss: Uh, Chris? Is it a good idea to have him here? He looks like he's on the brink of death!
Havik: My scars are a badge of honor. Symbols of the torture I suffered. Reminders of why I started the revolution in the first place!
Chris: Plus, he's immortal. So he can regenerate everything. Even his heart!
The next pedicab arrives and two women step out. One, being extremely pale, and barely wearing an outfit, the other, with a mask on.
Chris: Empress Mileena! Glad to welcome you to Earthrealm!
Millena: So, this is where Cage is from?
Chris: Not exactly… I'll explain later.
The moment that Mileena and Havik lock eyes, they immediately clash, Millena's sais against the armblade on Havik's left arm.
Mileena: You were one of the conspirators!
Havik: At your service, Empress!
Havik rips off his arm and swats away Mileena with it. She digs her sais into the ground, as she takes off her face mask and reveals her Predator-like mouth, while Havik tosses away his arm, and grows another one in its place. Both displays cause multiple contestants to barf.
Chris: Woah, woah, save it for the first challenge! Anyways… Daki! How's that SPF 1,000,000 working for you?
Daki: It is impressive that you made a sunscreen that demons can use to be in the sunlight. If it wasn't for Lord Muzan's orders, I would have turned you into a demon and forced you to make more.
Chris: And by the way, Gyutaro can't help, okay?
Gyutaro appears out of his sister's back
Gyutaro: Yeah, yeah, I know, Mclean. I'll back off.
Gyutaro mumbles to himself as he disappears back inside of his younger sister. And the other contestants, except for Havik and Patrick, are utterly baffled.
Daki: What?
The next pedicab arrives and the next two contestants come out. Both white-haired. One, a man dressed in a blue coat. The other, a woman, in a lavish outfit that is a mix of bright colors.
Chris: Vergil Sparda & Miyamoto Musashi. Two of some of the greatest swordsmen around!
Vergil silently goes to join the cast, while Musashi chats with the contestants
Musashi: Superheroes, demons, and monsters? I'm glad I came on this show! I guess I don't have to hold back!
Shingo: Wait a second, you're THE Miyamoto Musashi!?
Musashi: In the flesh~
Shingo faints as some interns shock him back to consciousness as Musashi joins her fellow contestants. And the next pedicab arrives, and the first one to come out is an orange, Gremlin sort of thing, literally guns blazing, shooting gold coins.
Trigger Happy: HEHEHAHAHA! NO GOLD, NO GLORY!
Chris: Trigger Happy! Coming all the way from the Skylands!
Patrick: It's raining gold! From out of the sky!
Bowser Jr.: Papa was right. The Skylanders are cool!
The next person steps out. A woman with a white jumpsuit, and a halo overhead. Her eyes are red, and her hair, a pale blonde (This is Xrd Jack-O), and a lollipop in her mouth. She's pouting.
Jack-O: You promised me more candy, Chris!
Chris: Only if you win, Jack-O.
Jack-O: Her voice drops a couple of octaves. According to probability, taking in account all these different… obstacles so to speak, I have a 89.7% chance of winning. Her voice goes back to it's normal cutesy tone. So you can just give me the candy now!
Chris: No, Jack-O.
The next pedicab arrives, and a grizzled warrior steps out. Dimitri doesn't say much, but his silence speaks volumes, even Chris has nothing to say as the warrior joins the lineup. And same goes for Mitsuru, as her aura alone makes people absolutely speechless. But the leader of the Shadow Operatives stands next to Weiss.
Mitsuru: It's been a while since we've met, Ice Queen.
Weiss: I look forward to competing alongside you again, Queen of Executions.
The next Pedicab arrives, and Robin comes out. But there's something off about her. Her eyes are red, and she's levitating, and has a purple aura
Grima: I am the wings of Despair. I am the Breath of Ruin. I am the Fell Dragon Grima.
Chris: I do the intros here, Grima.
Grima: Kneel before me worms, as you are in the presence of destruction personified!
Bowser Jr.: Uh, Robin? Are you okay?
Grima looks at the young prince with a glare and he immediately hides in his shell
Grima: Apparently, this vessel has memories of being comrades with you, Jr. Do not expect me to go easy on you.
Bowser Jr.: Noted.
Grima joins the cast while the next person comes out of the pedicab
Shego: Finally, out of there with little Miss Doom & Gloom.
Chris: Shego! Happy to have you.
Shego: This was my only way to get out of parole, Mclean. And a vacation away from Dr. D and Kimmy is always needed.
Dimitri: And now, a supervillain. This competition is so infested with rats.
Shego's green energy appears in her hands
Shego: Wanna say that again, discount Jon Snow?
Chris: This is the last time I'm going to say this. Save. It. For. The Competition.
Mitsuru: Can this competition get any weirder?
Chris: To answer your question…
Chris pulls out an orb and smashes it, and the next contestant appears, the yellow Dorito that can't keep his mouth shut.
Bill: IT CAN GET WEIRDER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for freeing me, Chris! From one being of chaos to another.
Chris: Bill Cipher! And once again, I must say that the INTROS ARE MY THING!
Bill: Jeez, such a party pooper. And shoutout to the main man for making this possible! I'll make ya proud, ChaosBlade!
Weiss: Who is he talking to!?
Trigger Happy: I have absolutely no idea! HEHAHAHAHA!
The next Pedicab arrives, and two superheroes step out. One of them, the younger one, has hearts in his eyes, as he holds the door open for the other.
Todoroki: Let me hold the door open for you, Miss Heed.
Miss Heed: Thank you, Shoto~
Miss Heed kisses Todoroki on the cheek
Meanwhile, back in the MHA Universe
The No.1 Hero, Endeavor is watching his son on the TV
Endeavor: SHOOOOTOOO!
Back to Nayshall
Chris: Shoto Todoroki and Miss Heed, two superheroes!
Miss Heed snaps her fingers, and Todoroki snaps out of his lovesick haze
Todoroki: Thanks for having me, Chris.
Miss Heed: I look forward to knowing every single one of you~
She blows a kiss towards the other contestants.
The next Pedicab arrives, and the only two TD Veterans step out, looking pissed.
Duncan: Really, Chris? Sending me to prison for blowing up your Villa, and then letting me go early just to bring me back for more torture?
Courtney: Remember that contract my lawyers had you sign, Mclean!
Chris: Duncan! Courtney! Good to have you two back. And I remember the contract. Immunity for the first 2 challenges. Winks at the audience
The two go line up with the freakshow that this is turning out to be, as the final pedicab arrives, and out comes the seemingly final two contestants. One, has a bit of a traditional witch's garb, but with a few tweaks that reveal her, well… natural boons. The other, looks to be a pretty average cute boy, with short blonde hair, and green eyes.
Chris: Nine the Phantom, and Adrien Agreste! One of the Six Heroes, and the legendary Cat Noir himself!
Mitsuru: Nine… I never expected to see you again.
Nine: Likewise. But I have my own agenda, so don't expect me to go easy.
Adrien lines up next to Duncan and Courtney
Duncan: Is it just me, or are the three of us the only normal contestants here?
Adrien: I don't know, but it's pretty unf-
Ducan: Wasn't talking to you, sweet cheeks. Was talkin' to Shingo.
Chris checks the list
Chris: Huh. We're still missing one.
As if on cue, the true final contestant comes crashing down from the sky, creating a giant crater in the central plaza. The Viltrumite emerges from the dust cloud, in her skin tight white jumpsuit.
Chris: Coughs What the heck, Anissa!? At least give a heads up if you're gonna do that!
The Viltrumite chuckles
Anissa: And spoil the fun? No way.
Chris dusts himself off
Chris: Anyways… now that everyone's here, I'll go over the rules. We'll be traveling all across the multiverse. There will be a challenge in every location. The team that wins the challenge gets immunity. The losing team has to vote a person confessional is in the plane.
Bowser Jr. Confessional: Watch me, Papa!
Jr is sitting in the confessional, excited.
Bowser Jr: I hope you're watching me, Papa! I'll win that wish and wish that Mario never existed! This may seem tough… but with my Clown Car, and other gadgets, I've got this!
End Confessional
For the first two challenges… there will be no teams, and nobody is getting voted out!
Everyone cheers, except for the few stoic ones, and Courtney, who is bewildered that Chris pulled a fast one on her.
Chris: The first challenge is simple. Here in Nayshall, plenty of fighters have gathered here, to train you guys.
Cuts to the likes of Rashid by the train station, doing some parkour for his videos
Chris: You have two days before the tournament. There will be a mens and womens division, and the winners of both will face off in the grand final.
Cuts to Ryu meditating at the top of Mount Vashal
Chris: Mix and match styles, as well as your own unique style, to make one all your own!
Cuts to Luke training some guys
Chris: Some masters are out during the day…
Cuts to A.K.I slithering around in the shadows
Chris: Others at night.
Cuts to JP overlooking Nayshall, from Suva'hal Arena
Chris: Take advantage of the time, and get off the sidelines. Become the next World Warriors! The locations of the Masters are here.
The next new intern, Barry Allen, speeds by everyone, and brochures are in their hands.
Chris: 3! 2! 1!
The contestants take their marks
Chris: HIT THE STREETS!
The contestants take off, as the first challenge begins. A "To be Continued sign appears at the bottom of the screen"
Cut to the Multiversal Theater
The new intro for each new location begins, as the writer himself appears and slips a tape labeled Street Fighter 6 before running off, and Chris comes out.
Chris: Ladies and Gentlemen! ChaosBlade Studios proudly prese-
The majority of the contestants are arguing and fighting in a dust cloud, and Chris gets caught in it as the collective cloud hops into the screen. Vergil and Dimitri come in, facepalming before jumping in after them.
CUE BGM: NOT ON THE SIDELINES (Street Fighter 6)
We then see multiple scenes, such as Bowser Jr, having his hands dipped in poison by A.K.I, Gabimaru incorporating Cammy's Spiral Arrow, with his Ninpo, and Bill in the back, with his hands almost surrounding Chun-Li, as she is training Mitsuru, before going to the Title Illustration, which features Bowser Jr, in his Clown Car, the car itself doing an uppercut, as Mileena is about to stab Anissa on the bottom right, Ken facing away from the camera on the top left, Cat Noir trying to pounce on Vergil and use Cataclysm on Yamato on the bottom left, and in the top right, only A.K.I's right eye can be seen, as her face is encroached in shadow.
CHAPTER 1: HIT THE STREETS: THE SUVA'HAL MARTIAlL ARTS TOURNAMENT
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Author's Notes
Hey guys, Chaos here! The first challenge is under way, as the contestants are about to begin their journey! Their wishes that they want if they win? I'll leave that for you to find out. ;) And the reason why this took so long… I'm planning on doing simultaneous releases of each chapter, alongside each chapter of Dark Revival, starting with this one. Hold onto your hats, as these intertwining stories of different tones are about to beg- AGH!
Grasps my head in pain as I hear a voice in my head, a mix of Masculine and Feminine.
Order Shield: Order… I WILL HAVE ORDER…
The pain goes away as I am shaken by what happened
Me: What the heck was that…