The untold tales of Odysseus's adventure are finally revealed. What is Uggtopia, and who are the Stereotypical White Girl Hipsters? All questions are answered in this never before seen tale of the secret adventures of Odysseus. This will mostly be standalone one shots. Rated T for descriptions of violence.

When a teenaged Telemachus stumbles across the suitors' plot just taking form, he needs the help of something a bit mightier than himself to handle the problem; a certain owl-eyed goddess takes the opportunity to see just what Odysseus' son is made of.

This is something I wrote for school. Basically, it's just an extra adventure for Odysseus. He gets stranded on an island and meets Artemis and the Sphinx.

Set after the end of The Odyssey. After everything, Odysseus finally comes home to his true soulmate. Lemon. Odysseus/Athena

The biography of Penelope, written in third person. The story of how she met Odysseus, went to Ithaca, and waited for a really, really long time.

A first person perspective of Horace- a heavy hopolite under Odysseus at Troy, and who followed him on his travels to Ithaca.

Et si Ulysse avait convaincu Circé de rendre l'apparence originelle de ses compagnons, autrement que par de belles paroles ?

Someday soon, he hopes, believes, his master will arrive; Though others doubt, still he has faith—the master is alive. (Just a short poem I wrote for literature class, dedicated to Odysseus' dog, Argus. Rated K plus for death. That's about it.)

Alone in the underworld, Tiresias reflects.

Short scene summaries from an exaggerated Odysseus' point of view. I consider this a bit of a crack!fic. I did this for Language Arts class.

What it says on the tin: an overview of the Odyssey in sestina form.

Elpenor was just attending a party when he fell asleep. After waking up, he meets his doom. Rated T for gore and alcohol use.

Set between Odysseus's crew's encounter with Scylla and Charybdis, and their landing on the island of Helios, the crew encounters the Lykosfosians, a tribe of cannibals and is faced with the dangers it provides. This was written as an assignment for English class but I decided to post it.

Penelope's struggles without a husband at home. One-Shot

Melantho was among the 12 maids that Odysseus hanged, right? WRONG! This is what /really/ happened to her! Rated T for some language. BTW, this was a little project I did for 9th Grade English - otherwise I never would've come up with this story.

What if Odysseus hadn't been able to restrain himself from killing Polyphemus, and hadn't thought of being trapped in the cave? How would this effect Ithaca and the future? For an English Assignment. First fanfic ever uploaded ever, please be nice.

Odysseus goes on an extra adventure, facing another foe. Feel free to use for any English assignment, I suppose.

This is what the intro for an odyssey based on my life would have looked like. I wrote this when I was thirteen, so any critic would be appreciated.

The state of fan-fiction is lacking. Not enough daring things. It's up to ME to change it. In Progress. Uhm.

When a bad relationship goes viral, Jessica Winston finds herself on a 10 year boat trip with the person she seems to hate the most. But, will that hatred turn to something more?

Written for Mrs. Nelson's English class. It's just the story of Penelope and Odysseus. Drabble-y, fluffy, because that's what I write. Enjoy :)

Argos was once a homeless puppy and unwanted by everyone. And then a little girl took care of him but that happiness didn't last long for she needed to go to Asia. Before leaving, the girl promised that his name will never be forgotten. After a few weeks, Argos then met young Odysseus and his life was about to change.

Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris

Neilix, a young wolf about to become alpha of his pack is sent on a mission to take back the lands stollen by them long ago. However just when he reaches his victorious triumph; the gods seem to have a different path for the young leader.

Seven men stand out among the chaos, the six that he knowingly led to die, and the one he left behind.