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Chapter 292: Drabble Collections (Incorrect Quotes Part 2)
Masih sama seperti Chapter sebelumnya.
Tumma: May luck (and this picture of Molf eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
1. Mistaken Identity
Hibatur, texting Reha: Reha. Help, I'm in danger.
Reha: Where are you?
Hibatur: I'm with some strange person. In a book store. Help.
Reha: I'll call Rara.
Rara, answering her call: Hello?
Reha: Where's Batur? He texted me that he was in danger.
Rara: Batur? What do you mean, he's right next to me-
Rara: ...
Rara: I'll call you back. *hangs up.*
Rara: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Hibatur: WHO ARE YOU?!
2. Get Called by Mom
Vience: Everyone shut up! *picks up the phone.* Hey, mom...
Mathias: HI! HELLO! HIIIII!
Zen: Come back to bed~
Hibatur: *overexagerated sex noises.*
Alpha: Aye, pass the weed!
Edgar: *cussing like a sailor.*
3. Nicer Words
Ikyo, only wearing towel: Where are my fucking clothes?
Adelia: Kyo, Neo is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Ikyo: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING CLOTHES?!
4. Backfired No Swearing Rule
Adelia, crying: Big Sis, please revoke the "no swearing" rule.
Eira: Why?
Oberia, somewhere in the house: Well, that just dills my pickle.
Ikyo, somewhere outside: What the frick-frack tic-tac patty wack snick-snack is that?!
*a loud shatter downstairs.*
Jioru: What did you just say, you sentient doorknob?! I'll shred your shoes!
Yorei: You have a problem?! I'll kick your Rocky road, you mint chocolate chipettte!
Eira: ...
Eira: What the fuck.
5. Drunken Disaster
Jioru drunkenly wanders around the house and Yorei is drunkenly giggling.
Eiuron, completely sober: *sighs.* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Kyo.
Ikyo, going to Adelia's room: Nope, just you. *shuts door.*
6. Password
Enara: Hey, do you know the password to Luthias' phone?
Alpha: Fuck you, Enara.
Enara: Hey!
Alpha: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouEnara".
Enara: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
7. Wake Up
Donna: So, what is Giro to you?
Luthias: The reason I wake up every morning.
Donna: ... That's adorable.
Giro earlier that morning, barging into Luthias′ room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
8. Phrase
Thundy: *speaking German.*
Teiron: I know, I know.
Wiona: You speak German?
Teiron: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language my friends speak.
9. Take the Fall
Tumma: Who wants to make fifty thousand Peso?
Teiron: How?
Tumma: I need someone to take the fall.
Giro, from the other room: Oh, mein gott.
Thundy: What did you do?
Tumma: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Giro: OH MEIN GOTT!
Icy: Make it a hundred.
Tumma: Deal. *immediately runs off.*
10. Ice Cursing
Icy: I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and Elwa has told me to stop.
Teiron: How do you curse in ice cream flavors?
Icy: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me, punk?
Icy: I'll kick your rocky road then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you.
Teiron: Holy fudge.
11. Coming Late
Emy, walking to Elwa: Sorry I'm late.
Elwa: What happened?
Emy: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.
Elwa: *facepalms.*
12. Dare
Icy: I dare you-
Elwa: Emy is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Icy: Why not?
Emy: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
13. Chemical Love Story
Emy: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Arta: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Emy: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Teiron: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Icy: Looks like someone's a HO.
Emy: NaBrO.
Thundy: I'm done with all of you!
14. Slang
Emy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Vestur: Tubular AF!
Musket: Mood to the max!
Alexia, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Hikari, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
15. Mindless Talk
Musket: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Alexia: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
16. Right Word
Alexia: What's the word for when hands are bisexual?
Garcia: Do you mean ambidextrous?
Alexia: I love you.
17. MILF&DILF
Vestur: What's the plural of milf/dilf, milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Lucy: Milfs.
Alexia: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Vestur: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for?
Exoray: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Exoray: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters years ago.
Alexia: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Vestur: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Vestur: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Exoray: Oh, is it not mom in late fourties?
Lucy: What? No! It isn't!
Exoray: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Alexia: Big Bro...
Exoray: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Alexia: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Exoray: VESTUR, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Vestur: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Lucy: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION! IT CAN'T BE RUINED! THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Alexia: Y'all are dumbasses.
18. Advice
Exoray: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, "Are we about to kiss?"
Exoray: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
19. Insult Backfire
Exoray: Hey, let's mess with Victor, guys!
Alexia: Hey, Victor, your momma so fat-
Victor: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Swedish prison.
Federic: Well, uh- your dad-
Victor: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Alexia: The fuck-
Hikari, after switching from Federic: Well then...
Exoray: Stop, Hika-chan!
Hikari: Your grandparents so-
Victor: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Victor: You can't best me, mortals.
20. Tall and Short
Federic: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Maurice: Are you calling me short?
Federic: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
21. Beach Souvenir
Lucy: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!
Federic: *struggling to hold a seagull.* Fucking say that next time!
22. "Get Help!" Plan
While planning to break in somewhere...
Mathias: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Edgar: What?
Mathias: "Get Help!"
Edgar: No.
Mathias: C'mon, you love it!
Edgar: I hate it.
Mathias: It's great! It works every time!
Edgar: It's humiliating.
Mathias: Do you have a better plan?
Edgar: No.
Mathias: We're doing it!
Edgar: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A minute later.*
Mathias, carrying Edgar: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Edgar at guards, knocking them out.*
Mathias: Aah, classic!
Edgar: *gets up.* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Mathias, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
23. Brake and Gas
Edward: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Salem: The car takes a screenshot.
Edgar: For the last time, get the fuck out.
24. Smiling
Naya: You're smiling. What happened?
Edgar: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Salem: Rendy tripped and fell down the stairs today.
25. (Literally) Dark Joke
Hendry: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Rendy: I only like dark humor.
Hendry, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Rendy: ...
Hendry: An IMPASTA!
26. Ocean and Soup
Chilla: The Ocean is a soup.
Salma: ...
Salma: Do elaborate.
Chilla: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Salma: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Chilla: *tilts head.*
Salma: The Ocean is a Soup.
Chilla: The Ocean is a Soup.
27. Leaf
Yubi: Why is Chilla crying?
Vilhelm: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Chilla: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Yubi: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Chilla: AND WHEN CHILLA STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Yubi: NO, NOT THAT!
28. Shipping
Yubi: Can we stop shipping real people? Can we like, not do that anymore? Ever?
Hamlet: Last time I checked, that was called human trafficking and it was illegal.
Yubi: ...
Hamlet: I may or may not have just been informed that this is not what you were talking about in the slightest.
29. Friend Pick Up Lines
Yubi: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Yubi, to Rina: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Alisa, to Lucy: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Monika: There are two types of people.
30. Bad Thing
Rina, running to Monika: I did a bad thing-
Monika: Before you continue, does it affect me?
Rina: ... No...?
Monika: Then suffer in silence.
31. Argument
Margie: *sets down sweet macaroni salad.* Is this a salad or a dessert?
Marin: Dessert.
Rina: Salad.
Elwa: Disgusting.
Teira: Salad.
Glinea: Dessert.
Yima: Uhhh... edible?
Margie: *nods and then sets down a ladder.* Ladder or stepladder?
Elwa: Ladder.
Teira: Stepladder.
Marin: Definitely a stepladder.
Rina: Teira said stepladder so I say ladder.
Glinea: I agree with Yima.
Yima: It's both? But I guess stepladder is more correct.
Margie: *sets down a picture of big chungus.*
Marin: Unfunny.
Everyone: ...
Everyone: *starts arguing with Marin.*
Margie: How come that broke them?
32. D or S?
Hikari: Dom or sub?
Marin: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
33. Little Game
Andersen: The floor is lava!
Steve: *helps Stella onto the counter.*
Daren: *kicks Saphire off the sofa.*
Zen: *lays on the floor.*
Andersen: ... Are you okay?
Zen: No.
34. Sun and Moon
Saphire: *nudges Daren at 3 am.* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Dary? Wake up, Dary! Listen! They're sexless!
Daren: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep!
35. Issues
Saphire: My Minecraft is having issues.
Vestur: My internet is having issues.
Salem: Well, my life is having issues.
36. Emu
Tobias, visiting Arta at Aokiryuu's resident: Remember how you always wanted an emu?
Arta: Umm... No?
Tobias: ...
*a lot of noise can be heard from Arta's room as Tobias fights to keep the door closed.*
Arta: What's in my room, Toby?
Tobias: ...
Arta: WHAT'S IN MY ROOM, TOBY?!
37. Drink
Vience: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.
Mundo: All I drank was Redbull!
Vience: How many?
Mundo: Eighteen.
38. Apple
Edward: Do you want an apple?
Jean: Did you wash the apple?
Edward: ... *picks up dish soap.*
Jean: NO-
39. Rock
Mira, holding a rock: Edward just gave this to me and said, "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."
Stella: If you don't marry him, I will.
40. Tomato Soup
Steve: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Tumma: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
41. Sleepover
Vivi: Being on your period during a zombie apocalypse would be the worst.
Lisa: I'm sorry?
Vivi: Like, the zombies would be able to smell your period blood, right?
Miyon: Yeah, but I don't think zombies can smell, ESPECIALLY the ones who's noses have rotted off. I think your main issue would be having to go for supply runs to get more pads and tampons.
Lisa: ... This is why I never invite you two over for sleepovers.
42. Benev-
Glinea: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Lisa: ... Don't you mean benevolence?
Glinea: No.
43. Screaming
Ney and Molf: *screaming.*
Gluaria: *runs into the room.* What's wrong, Molf?!
Ney: Wait, why are you asking him that when I'm also here?
Gluaria: Because Molf wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency, you scream whenever you have the chance.
Ney: ...
44. Lying
Arie: Are you lying to me?
Ney: Define "lying".
Arie: I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define lying?
Ney: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
45. Color
Ashley, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Duco: Gray.
Flore: Grey.
Ashley, turning to Ney: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Ney: Dark white.
46. Good Vibes
Flore: I've already sent good vibes coming your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Marinka: That's the most threatening way I have ever been cheered up.
Tigwild and Tsuchi, in the background: *confused looks.*
Naoto: What did I just witness?
47. Tiger Shark
Flore: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium.*
Rilen: Flore, what did you think a tiger shark was?
48. Man-
Ilia: I don't think we can Mansplain, Manwhore, Manipulate our way out of this one.
Alisa: *cracks her knuckles.* Manslaughter it is!
49. Cooking Problem
Maurice: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Alisa: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Monika: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Kivosya: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Grayson: ... Put it away.
50. Wedding
Right before Maurice's wedding...
Elena: Well, I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Carlina: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Albert: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well!
Femuto: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!
Grayson, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!
To Be Continue, bukan Twinkle Blinking Charm (?)...
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