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Q: Hadeh... Chapter berapa itu, aku sudah lupa
A: 292 (Kucing-Kera? Bukan, lukisan Wiona itu referensi Marsupilami.)
Q: Sejak kapan Margie dan Andersen berkencan?
A: Sebelum menjadi bagian dari Danish Family, ceritanya panjang dan rumit.
Q: Jadi Arie dan Icy kabur?
A: Hanya Icy yang kabur karena dia nyolong es krim, dan Arie mengejarnya.
Q: Jadi siapa yang paling tua dari adiknya Mathias?
A: Andersen (aka the most responsible guy in family).
Q: Who's Elliot?
A: Edgar's son, one of the twins.
Q: Why did Edward even have an Ouija Board in the first place?
A: He found it in his parents' home basement.
Q: Where did Adelia go?
A: With her female cousins somewhere.
Q: Why that word specificaly?
A: Teiron don't wanna explain.
Q: Tubular? What kind of slang is that?
A: I don't wanna bother to googling.
Q: Since when Feral Ferrets have Human Sacrifices? They aren't sentient.
A: Don't worry, Victor just makes it up to messing with people.
Q: Mansplain?
A: I have no idea either...
Itu saja yang bisa kujawab. ('-')/
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Chapter 293: ChaIroNeck
Two months ago...
"Apa akhir pekanmu menyenangkan, buddy?" Zen bertanya pada Teiron saat mereka bertemu di gerbang markas. "Kau melewatkan ulang tahunku, it's kinda a big one. Tidak ada yang datang ke pesta."
"Oh." Teiron terdiam beberapa saat. "Aku agak sibuk melakukan TNR akhir-akhir ini."
"Oh." Zen memiringkan kepala. "Apa itu N-T-R?"
Teiron menggeleng. "T-N-R, singkatan dari Trap-Neuter-Return. Itu program khusus untuk melawan kelebihan populasi kucing liar."
Musket memasuki perpustakaan. "Guys, check it out. Salem tertidur di dapur, jadi aku memasukkan tangannya ke dalam semangkuk air hangat."
"Come on, man. Itu prank terbodoh yang pernah ada." komentar Alexia sinis, dia sedang bermain ular tangga dengan Rendy yang khawatir mendengar temannya dikerjai.
Icy yang memakan sekotak 'all flavours of ice pop' di sebelah mereka menggoyangkan stik es yang dia pegang. "Tidak, itu paling cerdas karena melibatkan biologi."
"Aku yakin itu sudah berhasil. Ayo kita periksa, dayo." ajak Musket.
Kemudian mereka berempat pergi ke dapur dan disambut oleh pemandangan dimana Salem yang entah bagaimana kepalanya tersangkut di dalam mangkuk air.
"Salem, no!" (Musket)
"Dia tenggelam, dia tenggelam!" (Icy)
"Selamatkan dia, bung!" (Rendy)
Musket segera menarik Salem menjauh dari mangkuk, cowok berambut spiky itu terengah-engah setelah diselamatkan dari tenggelam.
Alexia menyeringai. "Aku tarik kembali, dude. Prank yang bagus."
Teiron tiba-tiba memasuki dapur dengan panik. "Guys, kita melewatkan ulang tahun Zen, dan itu adalah hari ulang tahun yang besar."
"Aku tau. Aku panik dan berkata aku harus pergi ke Morioh karena ingin bertemu alien yang tinggal di sana." balas Icy.
Rendy meringis. "Hendry membantuku membuat alasan dengan mengatakan dia tidak sengaja memberi makan Miss Mist dengan karet gelang dan kami harus membawanya ke dokter hewan untuk mengeluarkan karetnya."
"Aku bilang aku harus membawa kedua keponakanku untuk mendapatkan suntikan rabies." Salem menambahkan selagi mengeringkan wajahnya yang basah dengan saputangan.
Alexia mengerang. "Itu lebih baik daripada alasanku dan Musket. Aku bilang kami berdua harus pergi ke Xaviland untuk menyaksikan momen pembaptisan Sunday Mori. Oleh England dari semua orang." (Two words: Noriaki Sugiyama.)
Exoray berjalan ke dapur. "Semuanya, kita melewatkan ulang tahun Zen, and it was a big one. Aku bilang padanya aku ada di Zawame, kurasa dia mempercayainya."
"Kita harus menebusnya." ujar Icy mengusulkan.
"Ayo beri dia uang." Teiron memberi saran. "Semuanya, kumpulkan masing-masing sepuluh ribu Peso."
Kemudian mereka memeriksa dompet atau saku baju untuk mencari uang yang dibutuhkan.
"Uh..."
Alexia menghentikan Exoray sebelum dia memberitahu mereka bahwa dia tidak punya uang. "Yes, I'll cover you."
"Hey, Zen..."
Dia sedang mengamati burung ketika beberapa temannya menghampiri di atap.
"Kami minta maaf karena telah melewatkan pestamu." Musket memberinya amplop.
Zen mengambil amplop itu. "Oh, jangan khawatir. Kalian semua punya sesuatu yang harus dilakukan."
"Yes, Zawame terkenal dengan Windscales-nya." ujar Exoray.
"Anyway, selamat ulang tahun dari kami semua." Teiron menambahkan.
Zen tersenyum. "Thanks, guys. Kalian yang terbaik."
"Selamat ulang tahun, Zen." Lalu mereka pergi.
Zen terkikik sambil mengeluarkan uang dari amplop. "Aku tidak percaya. Ulang tahun palsu itu berhasil! Aku jenius!"
Ya, itu aja intro-nya.
~Driving Disaster~
"Life... Just why?"
"Ayo! Jangan menyerah! Satu... Dua... Tiga... DORONG!"
Terlihat tiga orang pria sedang mendorong mobil yang sepertinya baru saja mengalami tabrakan hebat.
"Bisakah kita berhenti sebentar?! Aku merasa tanganku mau copot!"
"Ya, sebaiknya kita istirahat."
Mereka bertiga berhenti dan mengusap keringat.
"Seberapa jauh kita dari bengkel terdekat?" Molf yang mulai berjongkok karena kelelahan.
Arie mengeluarkan handphone dan membuka aplikasi map, jawaban yang dia dapatkan tidak membuatnya senang. "Another! Freaking! MIIIIILEEEEEE~!"
Zen meraung kesal dan langsung ambruk ke aspal saat itu juga.
Sementara itu, seorang pria Jepang memakai hoodie kuning memperhatikan ketiga orang itu dari kejauhan.
"Aku ingin membantu mereka, tapi mengingat mobil mereka rusak karena tertabrak temanku..."
HOW THE TRAGEDY BEGIN...
"Molf! Tetap di jalan!" pekik Zen panik dari kursi belakang.
Mobil nyaris menabrak Masaru Daimon dan Agumon.
"Sedang kucoba! Tidakkah kau lihat aku sedang mencoba melakukannya?!" balas Molf yang berusaha mengendalikan kemudi.
Teddie terlihat di trotoar dengan wajah ketakutan saat mobil melewatinya.
"Perlambat mobilnya! Gunakan rem!" perintah Arie di kursi sebelah Molf, tapi Molf malah menyalakan wiper kaca depan.
Lu dan Ciel terlihat saling berpelukan untuk waktu yang lama saat mobil melewati mereka.
"Itu bukan rem!" (Arie)
"Kau membuatku gugup!" (Molf)
"Kau yang membuatku gugup!" (Arie)
Guido Mista terlihat dengan ekspresi bingung saat mobil melewatinya.
"Ini semua ide yang buruk! Kenapa kalian membuatku melakukan ini?!" pekik Zen semakin panik.
"Membuatmu?! Itu idemu sejak awal!" sembur Arie kesal.
"SEKARANG AKU BERUBAH PIKIRAN!" balas Zen ikut kesal.
"Jangan lepaskan kemudi!" Arie memperingatkan Molf yang berniat melerai.
Mereka bertiga bersiap untuk tabrakan yang akan terjadi saat refleksi Tadakatsu dapat dilihat di kaca depan.
HOW IT START...
"Kalau dipikir-pikir, kamu selalu pergi ke tempat kerja dengan kendaraan umum atau meminta seseorang mengantarmu." Femuto mengatakan itu pada Molf pada saat makan siang. "Apa kamu tidak terpikirkan untuk belajar mengemudi?"
"Aku rasa tidak ada salahnya dicoba!" Zen muncul entah dari mana. "Kami boleh pinjam mobilnya kan?"
"Uh, tapi-"
"Tentu." Femuto sudah memberikan kunci salah satu mobilnya kepada Molf. "Gunakan sesuka kalian."
"Ayo pergi!" Zen menarik Molf meninggalkan ruang makan.
Arie merasakan firasat buruk. "Apa mobil sudah sepenuhnya diasuransikan dan benar-benar tahan api?"
Femuto hanya kebingungan dan tidak sempat menjawab pertanyaan putranya karena orang yang bersangkutan sudah diseret duluan oleh Zen.
Di sebuah tempat parkir...
Molf terlihat bersembunyi di balik kursi pengemudi di dalam mobil dan menatap kemudi dengan gugup.
"Molf, kau tidak bisa belajar mengemudi dari belakang sana." Arie menegurnya sambil melipat tangan.
Molf pun berpindah ke kursi depan.
"Okay. Now, gentlely put it in reverse and-"
Molf malah melakukan sebaliknya dan dengan cepat menekan rem sampai menyebabkan Zen terhempas dari kursi belakang ke kaca depan.
Setelah itu...
"Nah, bagaimana kalau kita pergi ke jalan yang sebenarnya dan melihat bagaimana kau melakukannya?"
Molf membuat mobil berhenti, tapi malah menabrak dumpster di belakangnya. Seekor kucing merah besar berotot (Incineroar) muncul dari dalam dumpster dan meninggalkan tempat parkir.
Back to Present...
Sebuah foto mobil yang hancur total muncul beserta caption bertuliskan "IN LOVING MEMORY OF SCARABORGHINI, ONE OF FEMUTO DRAKESTEIN'S CAR".
~Latihan yang Ketat, Penekanan pada 'Ketat'~
Golden Rare Trio dan Elwa berada di taman kota untuk menunggu Victor yang akan memberi mereka latihan khusus.
"Jadi... ini tempat latihannya?" tanya Teiron, Elwa hanya mengangkat bahu karena tidak yakin.
"Listen up, boys!" seru Victor yang muncul tiba-tiba. "Kita harus melakukan ini bersama! Tidak ada lagi video game!"
"Ah, hey!" protes Alpha saat game console-nya disita.
"Tidak ada lagi bacaan!" Elwa mendapati buku 'Signs of Manchilds and How to Handle Them' yang dia pegang diambil paksa.
"Dan tidak ada lagi snack!" Teiron yang sedang makan langsung menggeram kesal setelah Victor mengambil toples macaron miliknya.
Victor membuang barang sitaannya. "Sekarang, kita harus menguatkan kalian semua! Kalian pikir kalian akan pergi ke sana dan menyelamatkan dunia tanpa 'paha guntur'?!"
"Tunggu, bukankah 'paha guntur' itu istilah yang menghina?" tanya Ikyo kebingungan.
Victor langsung menghantamkan kaki dengan gaya sumo sampai menyebabkan tanah bergetar dan mengejutkan mereka berempat.
"You. Tell. Me."
Alpha hanya mengangkat tangan dengan gugup.
"365, 366, uwooooh!" Victor terus-menerus melakukan push-up di saat Elwa mulai tergeletak lemas.
"Goodbye jelly-belly, hello six-pack!" seru Victor yang melakukan sit-up di saat Teiron pingsan di tengah sesi.
"Teruskan, creampuff!" Victor melakukan jumping jack mengelilingi Alpha yang kesulitan melakukan hal yang sama.
"Ayolah! Pukulan Aniki jauh lebih keras! Serius, kekuatannya sangat mengerikan!" teriak Victor ketika mereka berlatih tinju.
"Aku... tidak ingin... membayangkan... bagaimana... si Kambing itu... melakukan ini..." keluh Ikyo terengah-engah.
Keempat orang itu sangat kelelahan sampai bertumpuk pada satu sama lain.
Victor berada di sebelah mereka dengan posisi meditasi secara terbalik. "Daaaaaan... Kita selesai..."
Kemudian dia langsung berdiri. "... dengan pemanasannya. Sekarang kita mulai latihan SESUNGGUHNYA!"
"Bench this, 765 reps!" Victor mengeluarkan jangkar besar yang entah dapat dari mana dan melemparkannya ke arah mereka, mengenai Alpha yang berada di paling atas tumpukan sampai terpental.
"Dia bukan manusia..." gumam Elwa lesu.
"You telling me."
Kamera berpindah ke arah keempat orang yang memakai gips di tubuh mereka. Salah satu lengan Margie, salah satu lengan Andersen dan penahan leher, penahan leher pada Luthias, dan Giro yang tubuhnya diperban dari leher sampai kaki yang membuatnya sampai harus duduk di kursi roda.
"Cobalah hidup bersamanya DAN Mathias-pyon..." kata Giro dengan nada kesal.
"Apa aku bilang kalian bisa berhenti?!" teriak Mathias dari kejauhan.
Special Bonus: Ice Pop! Icy's Lucky Colors
Icy is raiding the fridge in Scorcas' resident for his ice pop treats, but finds none at all.
Following Greif's advice, he tries wearing something with the lucky color from one of the forms of Kamen Rider Kuuga to get ice pops to appear, but something else goes wrong.
-Aka de Unki wa Kanzen Dokusō?!/Fated to Completely Run Alone with Red?!-
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy opens the fridge and pulls out the box of ice pop, 'Icy's personal food, don't eat it!' can be seen written on the sides. He shakes the box and reveals no ice in it.
"Ipponmonai! (Ikke engang én)" Icy drops the box and holding his head in despair. "Unki wa saiaku da! (Mit held er det værste)"
Greif flies in, getting Icy's attention. "What's your Lucky Color?"
There's six figures in the dark room and a light shine on them one by one in turn until the light stop at the figure in red giving thumb up at the audience.
"Use red to boost up your luck! Aka no Kuuga, Mighty Form, is his balanced base form. He unleashes a Mighty Kick. He is an all-purpose warrior who has mastered using the bike! You can trust him like a class president."
Later...
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy comes back wearing a red headband, he bites and pulls it for luck.
"That's right. Aka! Nice!"
Icy opens the fridge and blinks, mini chairs were in his ice pop box. "Oh... Chairs?"
He picks up one of it. "Huh? Isu? (Chairy) Oh... Isu. (Cherry)"
His eyes widen with a grin. "Aisu! (Cherry Ice)"
He then scowls and snapped. "What the hell is this bullshit?!"
Emy can seen snickering at the other side of the kitchen.
"As expected from Kuuga Mighty Form. Since you're the Class Representative Type, you're all about chairs?" Greif concludes.
-Kaze no Senshi wa Piriri to Tsurai!/The Wind Warrior Stings and Spicy!-
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy opens the fridge and pulls out the box of ice pop, 'Icy's personal food, don't eat it!' can be seen written on the sides. He shakes the box and reveals no ice in it.
"Ipponmonai! (Ei edes yhtä)" Icy drops the box and holding his head in despair. "Unki wa saiaku da! (Onni on pahin)"
Greif flies in, getting Icy's attention. "What's your Lucky Color?"
There's six figures in the dark room and a light shine on them one by one in turn until the light stop at the figure in green holding a crossbow.
"Use green to boost up your luck! Midori no Kuuga, Pegasus Form. With heightened senses, he is the Warrior of the Wind. His specialty is marksmanship. You have fine senses. You're sensitive to everything. Be careful because you can get hurt easily."
Later...
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy comes back wearing a green ascot for luck.
"Oh, good. Midori!"
Icy opens the fridge and grins, his ice pop box is filled. He puts it on the table and pulled one out, he quickly bit into it and paused. He shuddered as he rubbed his nose, he looked at his ice and saw the filling was wasabi.
"Why is wasabi...?" He sniffles before slumping.
Emy can seen snickering at the other side of the kitchen.
"As expected from Kuuga Pegasus Form. Sometimes the world is hot and hurtful. Don't forget to smile." Greif concludes.
-Ryū wa Pēsu o Haibun Shiro!/The Dragon Allocates Pace!-
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy opens the fridge and pulls out the box of ice pop, 'Icy's personal food, don't eat it!' can be seen written on the sides. He shakes the box and reveals no ice in it.
"Ipponmonai! (Inte en enda)" Icy drops the box and holding his head in despair. "Unki wa saiaku da! (Min tur är värst)"
Greif flies in, getting Icy's attention. "What's your Lucky Color?"
There's six figures in the dark room and a light shine on them one by one in turn until the light stop at the figure in blue holding a rod-like weapon.
"Use blue to boost up your luck! Ao no Kuuga, Dragon Form. He can jump really far. His specialty is fighting with a rod. Since you're used to taking action, your body moves before you can think about it. You run out of energy quickly, so pace yourself."
Later...
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy comes back wearing a blue jacket around his waist for luck.
"Good. Ao!" Greif paused for a while. "Come to think, Icy usually wearing different shade of blue, right?"
Icy opens the fridge and grins, his ice pop box is filled. He puts it on the table and pulled one out, he quickly bit into it and paused. "Umai..."
He then eats another. "Umai."
That keep repeating and a lot of sticks can seen scattered on the floor after he eat his ices.
When Icy eating the last one, his stomach began to gurgles as he held it in pain, makes him immediately ran out of the kitchen.
Emy can seen snickering at the other side of the kitchen. There's the remains of empty white chocolate-colored laxatives in a trash bin near her.
Greif concludes. "As expected from Kuuga Dragon Form, what excellent action. You'll get a different kind of 'Unki'." (Unki = Luck, Unko = Poop)
-Tsuyoshi wa yoku Yawara o Seishi-sugi!/The Sturdy Really Overslices the Soft!-
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy opens the fridge and pulls out the box of ice pop, 'Icy's personal food, don't eat it!' can be seen written on the sides. He shakes the box and reveals no ice in it.
"Ipponmonai! (Ikke en gang)" Icy drops the box and holding his head in despair. "Unki wa saiaku da! (Lykken min er verst)"
Greif flies in, getting Icy's attention. "What's your Lucky Color?"
There's six figures in the dark room and a light shine on them one by one in turn until the light stop at the figure in purple holding a sword.
"Use purple to boost up your luck! Murasaki no Kuuga, Titan Form. A tough and powerful warrior. You've got great defense. Use your strength and be powerful!"
Later...
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy comes back wearing a purple winter hat, he tugs on the tassels of his hat and tied it under his chin for luck.
"Oh, good. Murasaki!"
Icy opens the fridge and eats one of his ices, he then frowns. "It's too soft."
He looks at the 'ice' and fuming. "What the fuck?! It's konnyaku miso dengaku!"
He starts trembling with anger and begins pulling out more of the 'ice' from the box. "Miso dengaku. Another miso dengaku. And this is also miso dengaku! More miso dengaku! EVERYTHING IS MISO DENGAKU!"
Emy can seen snickering at the other side of the kitchen.
"As expected from Kuuga Titan Form. That power can make even ice soft." Greif concludes.
-Shiroi Anata wa Taikibansei!/Your White Self Matures Later!-
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy opens the fridge and pulls out the box of ice pop, 'Icy's personal food, don't eat it!' can be seen written on the sides. He shakes the box and reveals no ice in it.
"Ipponmonai! (Ekki einu sinni einn)" Icy drops the box and holding his head in despair. "Unki wa saiaku da! (Heppnin mín er verst)"
Greif flies in, getting Icy's attention. "What's your Lucky Color?"
There's six figures in the dark room and a light shine on them one by one in turn until the light stop at the figure in white giving thumb up at the audience.
"Use white to boost up your luck! Shiro no Kuuga, Growing Form. With short horns, it is Kuuga who's still growing. A shining future awaits you. Make a large flower bloom!"
Later...
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy comes back wearing a white feather boa wrapped around his neck for luck.
"Oh, good. Shiro!" Greif paused for a while. "Wait, that feather boa kinda reminds me of something..."
Icy opens the fridge and pulls out his ice pop box, he then pulls out... A stick. He then pulls out another stick from the box.
"What the meaning of this?!" He shakes his ice pop box and found more sticks dropped out from inside the box, he then drops the box and hold his head in despair (again).
Emy can seen snickering at the other side of the kitchen, Arta show up out of nowhere and smacks her on the head with paper fan.
Greif concluded with a sweatdrop on his head. "As expected from Kuuga Growing Form. The ice is also growing."
-Susamajiki Kyūkyoku no Yami!/The Awfully Ultimate Darkness!-
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy opens the fridge and pulls out the box of ice pop, 'Icy's personal food, don't eat it!' can be seen written on the sides. He shakes the box and reveals no ice in it.
"Ipponmonai! (There's not even one)" Icy drops the box and holding his head in despair. "Unki wa saiaku da! (My luck is terrible)"
Greif flies in, getting Icy's attention. "What's your Lucky Color?"
There's six figures in the dark room and a light shine on them one by one in turn until the light stop at the figure in black standing menacingly.
"Use black to boost up your luck! Kuro no Kuuga, Ultimate Form. Possessing the ultimate darkness, a powerful warrior. Be careful to not lose yourself in hatred."
Later...
"Ice pop! Ice pop! Ice pop!" Icy comes back wearing a black bucket hat for luck.
"Good. Kuro!"
Icy opens the fridge and pulls out his ice pop box, he puts it on the table and pulled one out. He quickly bit into it and found out that the ice was fake, a word 'dummy' in katakana can be seen written on it.
"It's fake ice prop!" Icy snapped while throwing his ice pop box in anger.
Albert then showed up with a box of (real) ice pop to calm him down and pulls out one for him, Icy forcefully take the ice pop from his hand and eat it while Albert was holding another ice pop for him.
"As expected from Kuuga Ultimate Form, the ultimate darkness. But nothing exists beyond hatred. Be kind to others." Greif concludes.
Omake:
Icy was walking in with a box of ice pop and throwing away a black bucket hat as he walked by the trash can.
"Tch. I had to go get some more because someone replaced my ice pop with the fake ice prop!" Icy snapped. "And I'm never wearing black ever again! 'Lucky color' my ass!"
SMACK!
"There's a little kid here!" Thundy scowls while holding a rolled newspaper that bended so badly after being used for hitting, Carmel can be seen drinking milk near his dad.
"I'm never wearing black ever again..." Icy mumbled as he rubbed his head bruise and going somewhere else.
To Be Continue, bukan Teko Bikar Cawat (?)...
Bagian bonus referensi dari 'Let's Go Kamen Riders Net Movies' (sengaja full English untuk suatu alasan), bagian intro referensi Brooklyn 99 (USPIS untuk bagian ulang tahun dan Cop Con untuk bagian prank mangkuk air), dan dua bagian utama Chapter referensi dari RWBY Chibi.
Dua Chapter kedepan pada Desember dan Januari akan membahas orang sakit dan sup, karakter baru akan muncul bulan Juni, dan sepertinya FFN mengalami masalah karena aku tidak bisa upload dokumen untuk Chapter baru ke Doc Manager sampai aku harus mengakalinya dengan copy and paste bagian per bagian, itu saja yang kusampaikan... ('-')/
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