NOTES:

This is purely nothing more but crack. A lot of chaos. Chibi chaos and pure nonsense. Throw logic out of the window.

Summary:

Boruto just wanted his dad's attention and the best way to do that is during the Gokage meeting! Yeah, he's going to use this seal he found in Old Man Kakashi's place. It's supposed to be a paint seal. But something went wrong…

Kakashi: Where was that darn seal sensei gave me for safe keeping?

Boruto: Old Man Kakashi! The Kages are gone!

Kakashi: What?!

Meanwhile, 30 years in the past in their younger bodies.

Darui: Oh, boy.

Chojuro: *Screaming*

Gaara: *Screaming*

Kurotsuchi: I'm going to kill you Uzumaki Naruto!

Naruto: It wasn't even my fault, dattebayo!

The Bijuus (because they are attached to Naruto): What the fuck?!

"Hokage-sama!" Moegi runs towards the conference room where the GoKage Conference is taking place.

"What is it?" Naruto looked alert thinking that there was danger which was a big problem considering all five Kages were in the village right now.

"The Stone faces…"

What? Naruto groaned. He knows who it is already. Why can't Boruto wait until the Kages are not here? It's so embarrassing. This is karma, isn't it? From all the things he did as a kid.

"Pfft. Hahahahaha!" Darui just burst out laughing when they reached the rooftop.

The rest of the Kage's just smirked and grinned while Naruto looked mortified.

STUPID OLD MAN is written in bright red ink all over his stone face.

"Ughhhh. That brat." Naruto groaned.

"Haha. Chip off his old man, right?" Shikamaru snickered.

"Shikamaru…" Naruto groaned at his best friend and advisor.

"And I'm not done!" Boruto yelled happily as another Boruto appeared right next to Naruto and opened a scroll and BOOM!

Shikamaru was blasted back. "What the hell?!"

Boruto who was also hurled off from his feet and rolled on the rooftop was taken aback.

Once the smoke cleared, nobody was on the roof but them.

"What was that?" Anbu and some shinobi jumped on the roof looking around frantically.

"Shikamaru-san." One of them helped him up.

"Shikamaru-san, where is the Hokage?"

"Uh, Shikamaru. Where's Gaara?" Kankurou who heard the explosion also arrived.

Shikamaru could see the Kage guards all looking around frantically.

"Mizukage-sama?"

"Kurotsuchi! Where are you?"

"Oh no Raikage-sama!"

That's when Shikamaru just realized. All the Kages who were just standing there just a minute ago are gone!

"Oi!" The silver heard former Hokage appeared in front of them. "What happened?" Then he turned to Boruto who was still on the floor. "Hey, did you know where my scroll went?"

That scroll was important. It once belonged to his sensei, and he was tasked with its safe keeping. He didn't know what it was about, but nobody should be messing with it right now.

Then Kakashi saw the scroll next to Boruto and then noticed the frantic faces around him. "Ohhhh..."

"Uh, oops?!" Boruto grinned sheepishly.

Meanwhile….

What the hell?! Kurama yelled. What the fuck did that brat of yours do, brat?!

"I don't know, dattebayo!" Naruto yelled staring at his six-year-old self in the mirror.

Civil war. Genocide. Poor economy. Current Mizukage? The fourth. That's what Chojuro is staring at. This is a dream, right? Wait. This isn't a dream. It's a nightmare!

"Chojuro, are you okay?" A very young Misuno asked.

No. I am not okay!

"I want to scream!" Six-year-old Chojuro yelled.

"Why?!"

No.

Nononononononono.

Gaara, calm down.

I'm a kid.

I know.

I'M A KID!

I KNOW, BRAT! I'm not happy being sealed again, okay?!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Temari and Kankurou who were eating in the kitchen all turned their heads on the second floor.

"We should run," Temari said as she grabbed her brother while the Anbu who were watching the house all scrambled and grabbed the two young heirs wondering why their little monster was screaming.

What.

The.

Fuck.

"I'm going to kill that blonde menace!" A toddler Kurotsuchi hissed. "Wait, he's not born yet! I'm gonna kill Uzumaki Naruto!"

Darui looked at his young teen self in the mirror both confused, surprised, and mostly just disbelief. This isn't happening right. Right? Why is he back as a chuunin? Yeah….

"You know what?" Darui said exasperatedly. "I'm going back to bed."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KAGES WENT BACK IN TIME?!"