Remember those two random prison guards from the first episode of brotherhood? That old Mcdonal-erm McDOUGAL killed? This is they're story. WARNINGS: silliness (you expected something else?), cow pies and I might up the rating IF I add more.

Father knew he was dying, defeated and shamed by mere mortals, yet he refused to die without some form of retribution. Using the last bit of life within him, Father sends Ed to the Gate to kill him. Some point later a blond crashes through Hagrid's roof while another ends up on the Weasleys' kitchen table - naked and nothing but skin and bones.

It all started when Draco woke up on Hogsmeade weekend, covered with sweat and breathing heavily, really. He supposes that's where it all began. OOC. Other warnings to be included when it becomes obvious.

Post-Brotherhood/POA Ed decides the best way to learn is by teaching so he gets a job as an alchemy professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Being a teacher is complicated enough without the serial killer on the loose or the dementors surrounding the school and Ed still has a wedding to plan. He really should have stayed in Amestris.

Challenge by Yizuki. I known nothing. Memories are fragile; they can be lost so easily with just one bang on the head. But sometimes, memories are forced along with the soul, defining one's heart with past experiences. Ed/Harry!verse.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were about to start their fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and things couldn't be going any better. Lupin is back, and Harry gets to see his friends after a long summer. However, things are about to get complicated when a twelve year-old, golden-haired boy is chased by dementors into the opening feast. Who is he? Where is he from?

she was nothing compared to his everything, and she worshiped him. he sent her away, and she could barely remember him. bonds were to bbe to him only as she had. hp in later chapters. be patient!

What if when Ed tried to get Al's body back, instead of giving up his Alchemy, he got sent to the other side of the gate to kill the man who is trying to become god? T for Language. UNFINISHED, Brotherhood.

"Who are you?" The modern wizards asked. "I'm Louis-" The platinum began. "And I'm john." The redhead finished. "No! We meant your real names!" Yelled the frustrated 'magical' people. "That, we can't tell you." The platinum smirked. Up for Adoption.

Little Edwin contribution to the FMA/HP fandom, yay. Warning: two major swear words.

Edward the Fullmetal alchemist has lost his gate, but now has it back? And now he's trapped on the other side of the gate leaving his wife and 2 children behind? Who's Dumbledore and what's Hogwarts? Rated T for Ed's foul mouth Also, up for adoption.

Certain impressions are made in space after something or someone has been and gone; Ed is about to learn that first hand. And magic? Really? Life just wouldn't give him a break.

What would happen if The FullMetal Alchemist and the Spade Guardian(OC) were sent to a different world? Harry and his friends have the most interesting and entertaining fifth year at Hogwarts as their two new professors wreak havoc on a certain ministry witch. Learning new subjects instead of the expected defense won't be easy, and what does Truth have planned for them ?

Edward Elric can't decide whether to gaze in awe at all of the magical things around him... or to throw a fit and destroy it all. How was he supposed to know that the Bastard was a wizard? Read as Edward changes the lives of those around him... with a single clap. Crossover. AU

After the final battle with the Father Ed isn't given a choice on what he exchanges to Truth to get Al back and ends up in Hogsmead! Yeah overused plot but this will be different I promise! Rated T for Ed's foul mouth, Previously Wands, Magic and a Very Confused Alchemist

Reality and Truth, similar but completely different, "You do not belong. Truth may be the guardian of your universe but you're in my territory now, I am known as Reality and I will strip you of your hopes and fantasies." Ed kinda missed Truth now...maybe

A oneshot based off School life series. It has been two years after the infamous Hogwarts battle, Roy is now an auror. He is given a weird assignment to escort a historian back in time to record some data, but you have to be careful when you play with time. Definitely if you are dealing with your lover's past. Warning: Gore and mentions of yaoi.

Hogwarts un nuevo comienzo de curso, pero, irremediablemente como suele pasar alrededor del famoso colegio de magia, algo comienza a formarse, unos especiales hermanos llegan al colegio poniendo patas arriba todo lo conocido sobre la magia...

Sequel to my fic Pride and prejudice. What happened to the rest of the humunculus and what happened to the pieces of Voldemorts soul?

When Edward is summoned to Mustang's office, he is already in a bad mood, and this assignment doesn't exactly help any.

Voldemort doesn't know what true immortality is and Pride decides to step in at the battle of Hogwarts. Fma brotherhood/manga-verse.

A golden tomcat with a surly attitude, a young boy with a personality to match his name, and a wizard bent on ruling the world. What do these three unlikely characters have in common? 1, they're in a crackfic, and 2, they're in an alley.

Sequel to "Brand" by Scarpaw. (Read that first). Remus meets an old friend in a bar. Set shortly after Sirius's death.

Someone gives Scar a gift! WARNINGS: vary ...weird. and..mustache-y.

The wizarding world is going to be in for a shock, when the find out their precious girl-who-lived, is everyone's alchemist wielding housewife. What's going to happen