Zapis smsów pomiędzy bohaterami serialu "Sherlock". Humorystyczne, a przynajmniej mam taką nadzieję. Troszkę czarnego humoru. Moja pierwsza publikacja na tym serwisie.

Sherlock took his hand and invited him to settle on the large bed. He removed his brother's jacket as well as his and put them on the clothes stand, which was closer to his side of the bed. Mycroft sighed contentedly, leaning back on the bed. He smiled warmly up and Sherlock removed his brother's waistcoat cautiously. Holmescest

If the man smells that good, what does he taste like? Greg has something of the night about him. And Mycroft smells of chocolate. Also biting, and detectives and sex. Oh My!

AU: John returns from war to find himself jobless and his life lacking that special something. Making the decision to create a profession around selling his body, he meets a man called Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock uses John's services for non-sexual purposes, could anything come of their 'working' relationship? And what happens when an old friend turns up? Rated M for future chapters.

Sherlock AU. What if John had been delayed and he had never stumbled across his old friend or met Sherlock that day? What if Sherlock's website had never been glanced at and he had never started working for the police, with Lestrade? What if John was the brand new target of a man who was constantly bored with the world? M for future violence etc.

John is standing at the foot of Sherlock's grave. He doesn't understand how this happened, it's Sherlock Holmes! men like Sherlock don't just die, they can't...can they?

John isn't the type to sit and listen to all the hate Sherlock receives. There's an oddly written advertisement in the newspaper which catches John's attention. This could be a chance to get Sherlock back. After all he still ha John's heart...

A brief introduction to Irene Adler, though it is incomplete. As is Irene Adler, for she is a mystery.

The texts never followed any kind of pattern—at least not one that he could understand in his side of the Atlantic. They were always short, frequent yet unexpected—and precious nonetheless. Post A Scandal in Belgravia.

Dialogue between Sherlock and John discussing the merits of a sexual relationship.

Both the Consulting Criminal and the Sniper, London's and possibly the world's most dangerous men, find a few, shared passions. Sebastian: DWLC Jim: aoifeisthename

No rush getting back to the flat. I spilled your jam. SH YOU DID WHAT. JW Um, never mind. It was an… autocorrect mistake. SH What EXACTLY was autocorrected. JW Well, spilled should've been dropped and broke. SH

John thinks that perhaps he's spent too much time here with Sherlock. Sherlock thinks that if John leaves, who is going to tell him, "Bit not good"? M for language and later adult content. It gets dark. You're forewarned.

John disappeared during one of Sherlock's cases. Not a single word, the doctor is simply gone. Sherlock isn't taking this well at all. When Lestrade comes by with news on John's whereabouts everything seems to crumble on Sherlock's life. Could his army doctor really gone? Or just out of contact? Could there possibly be any other explanation?

John doesn't understand music, but when Sherlock plays, he knows he likes it. Started as a friend fic and ended up Sherlock/John (not slash)

John knows Sherlock is only staying awake now because he's stubborn. Some silliness to make us smile.

Poor Sherlock Holmes has nothing to distract him from the temptation to smoke, until John Watson charges through the door, raging from a break-up that he blames on the detective. From there, emotions are resolved, John's sexuality is questioned, and John has found a new dancing partner.

John needs to find Sherlock, but what will happen when he does? *One Shot*

Johnlock. Teen!lock. Sherlock attempts to commit suicide. He almost succeeds.

There's an old man on Baker Street who tells the most fantastic stories.

Sherlock is shot while rescuing Irene Adler in Karachi. Fighting to stay alive, they seek shelter in a safe house, and Irene must help the consulting detective who needs help from no one.

Greg was having a bad day. Then he met Sherlock. It became an interestingly bad day.

John has moved on...well that's what people think...then one day everything changes...

It all came down to red on white. How does Anthea cope, knowing what she does about her employer? What does Mycroft do when he realizes his PA has her own secrets? Anthea POV. Rated M for dark themes. More ratings inside.

Sherlock is an angel. John is a demon. Wrote this with everybodywins over at tumblr.