Hello everybody. Glad to see you're enjoying my story. Jdtperry, you asked me if Ash is actually going to catch Aerodactyl and actually keep Togepi when it hatches. That was actually my plan from the start. Also, in the adaptation of that episode, Ash may not be the one who Aerodactyl is trying to eat this time. The guest reviewer who asked if Brock will remain good. Well, at first, during the Celadon affair, at first he's gonna against Ash when he and the toons are trying to get Ash un-banned from the Gym. But when Brock finds out there were other people who were banned and Erika didn't authorized the bans, he's gonna realize how foolish he's acting. At one point, I plan to have him make him realize that choosing a girl he doesn't even know over friendship isn't the right choice. Probably be a filler. Nearly, I'll definitely take your suggestion of having Gogo reunite with his friends in "March of the Exeggcutor Squad". Blizzard, Plucky and Fowlmouth will definitely laugh at the makeovers in Pokémon Fashion Flash. Most of the rest of the toons, especially the girls' reaction probably would be along the lines of being disgusted. Pootis, regarding Princess vs. Princess, some of the males will experience the hardships of what boys go through during the Princess Festival. But, Mary tells Fifi that she should not take her treatment toward Pikachu too hard and not turn the Princess Festival into a total excuse to make Pikachu spend time with her. Nicholas, regarding if Ash will catch shiny counterparts of Team Rocket's Pokémon, I'll think about it. By the way, I think for adaptations of Pokémon episodes that are silly or fillers, instead of the Pokémon theme, I'll use another version of the Tiny Toon Adventures theme to mention about the Pokémon universe and what's happening on their journey. But anyway, onto the story.
Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto:
A Tiny Toon Adventures and Pokémon Crossover
(Insert "Pokémon Theme")
(We see Mewtwo flying up into space, and then we see Mew.)
I wanna be the very best
(We see Ash Ketchum and Mary Melody look up toward the sky.)
Like no one ever was
(We see the two Trainers in the middle of the Indigo Plateau Stadium. We next see Squirtle, Cubone and Pidgeotto.)
To catch them is my real test
(A Pokéball scoops up a defeated Bulbasaur and Ash does a victory pose.)
To train them is my cause
(A Haunter licks Plucky Duck, paralyzing him, with Haunter laughing at him. Ash throws a Poké Ball.)
I will travel across the land
(Ash, Pikachu, Mary, Little Beeper and Lightning Rodriguez are seen running alongside an Arcanine and Rapidash.)
Searching far and wide
(Rapidash leapts into the air, we next see Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres. Next, we see Kadabra and Charmander.)
Teach Pokémon to understand
(We see Ash, Mary, Pikachu, Fifi, Buster and Babs riding on a Lapras in the middle of an ocean. Pikachu is in Fifi's lap. A Gyarados and Dragonair are swimming too.)
The power that's inside
(A Poké Ball scoops up Caterpie.)
Pokémon
(Lt. Surge's Raichu tries to Body Slam Pikachu, but he dodges it.)
(Gotta catch 'em all!),
(Ekans and Koffing charge at Caterpie.)
it's you and me
(Ash hugs Pikachu)
(Tentacool smashes part of a building with one its tentacles.)
I know it's my destiny
(Ash raises his hand, holding a Pokéball.)
Pokémon . . .
(Onix lets out a roar.)
Ooh, you're my best friend
(We Ash and Mary Melody, Misty, Brock and the heroic Tiny Toons.)
In a world we must defend
(We see Jessie and James along with their Pokémon, Gary Oak, Elmyra Duff, Montana Max and the Perfecto Prep students.)
Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all),
(We see Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur.)
a heart so true
(Pikachu runs alongside Ash and runs under a girl's legs before leaping. We then see Nurse Joy, Professor Oak, Officer Jenny and Delia Ketchum)
Our courage will pull us through
(A giant Charizard fires a Flamethrower attack, which Ash and co. and the Tiny Toons barely dodge.)
You teach me, and I'll teach you
(Fifi scoops up Pikachu into her arms and starts kissing him all over the face, leaving kiss marks. Pikachu is disgusted by the kisses and her smell.)
Po-ké-mon
(We see Pikachu & some other Pokémon and some of the Tiny Toons flying into battle.)
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
(Ash throws a Poké Ball.)
Po-ké-mon!
(The title of "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto" forms on the screen.)
Episode 9: The Waterflowers of Cerulean City
(Insert "I Choose You" from Pokémon)
Determined to become a Pokémon Master, Ash continues on his quest, gaining skill and knowledge and catching new Pokémon along the way. His fierce Pokémon battle with Gym Leader Brock earned Ash a boulder badge and a brand-new friend. Brock, hoping to be a Pokémon breeder, decided to join Ash, Misty and the toons on their journey. But with his rival Gary way ahead of him, Ash Ketchum is still playing catch-up. We can only wonder what adventures lie ahead.
(End Music)
(Insert "Setting Off" from Pokémon)
Ash, Pikachu, Fifi La Fume, Buster Bunny, Bookworm, Shirley the Loon, Abra, Misty and Brock. Ash yawned and stretched. "It's a great day to just enjoy the sunshine!" said Ash.
"And while you're enjoying the sunshine, Gary's catching even more Pokémon," said Brock. Ash twitched.
"But I guess a Pokémon Trainer can capture Pokémon and enjoy the sun," said Brock.
"Pika," said Pikachu.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" said Misty.
"Pi?" asked Pikachu.
(End Music)
Everybody turned to see Misty running up to them. "Where do you think you're going?" asked Misty.
"Oh, we know where we're going," said Ash.
"To Cerulean City," said Fifi.
(Insert "Today's Pokémon Curiosity" from Pokémon)
Misty got a panicked face. "Cerulean City? What are you going there for?" asked Misty.
"Well, it's none of your business, but I'm going for more badges," said Ash.
"Uh, Ash . . . you don't want Pokémon from there, trust me," said Misty nervously.
"Why not?" asked Ash.
"Because they're all . . . ," said Misty.
"All what?" asked Ash.
"Very scary Ghost Pokémon that look like this!" said Misty. She pulled at face, stretching her mouth and eyes wide and sticking out her tongue. "'Ike 'onshters!" said Misty. Everybody stared at her. Ash began to laugh.
"Nice face, Misty!" said Ash.
"There are no Ghost Pokémon at the Cerulean Gym. It's a Water-type Gym," said Shirley.
"Know it all," grumbled Misty.
"Come on, guys. The badges aren't gonna win themselves," said Ash. They turned away and set off up the road again.
"Hey . . . wait . . . wait a second!" said Misty. She leapt out in front, barring their way. "What about Vermilion City? It's right on the water and there are lots of neat Pokémon, and you can watch the giant yachts pulling into the harbor . . . and there's a little place way up on the hill where you can sit and watch the sunset that's so romantic," said Misty.
"Uh-huh . . . ," said Ash.
"It's much nicer than that old Cerulean City, so let's get going!" said Misty.
"OK, let's go," said Ash.
"Really?" asked Misty.
"To Cerulean City," said Ash.
(End Music)
Misty collapsed in disappointment. Ash and the rest of his friends turned around and began to walk again. "I've got to get more trainer badges, Brock. And since there's a Gym in Cerulean City . . . ," said Ash.
"Yeah, makes sense to me," said Brock.
"I don't know why you're so determined to stop us from going to Cerulean City. But this has got to stop. Sure there are other Gyms besides the official eight, but one must have four of the official badges besides other ones. But I'm one of those people who tend to get all eight official badges," said Ash.
"Besides, Mary Melody is already there and we promised to meet up with there. She probably has found more of our toon buddies. And I hope one of them is Babs," said Buster.
"So we're going to Cerulean City wether you like it or not," said Ash. And the group continued forward.
"I never wanted to wind up back here . . . ," said Misty to herself. And purposely lagged behind.
"I hope Mary Melody's found Dizzy Devil by now. We saw on the news he was causing trouble," said Buster.
"Umm, I'm afraid he's already in trouble," said Shirley.
"What do you mean?" asked Fifi.
"You mean you didn't hear? He was captured by Pokémon Control and taken to who knows where," said Shirley. Ash and the others gasped.
"We got to free him," said Fifi.
"But how? Certainly not breaking in. We'd get in really big trouble," said Ash.
"But what do we do? We're not going home weethout heem," said Fifi.
"We may have to talk to the local police to find out how," said Ash. The toons sighed in disappointment.
"But do you think Mary got the second badge by now?" asked Buster.
"I hope so," said Ash.
(Insert "Kanto Gym Battle" from Pokémon)
Mary Melody was in the process of finishing her Gym battle at Cerulean City Gym. And there were actually three Gym Leaders. They were actually the three sisters that Fifi met after her fierce encounter with Arcanine; Daisy, Violet and Lily. Instead of wearing their casual clothes, they were wearing swimsuits. Daisy wore a red swimsuit. Violet's swimsuit was green. Lily wore an orange swimsuit with a blue bow on it. The one that Mary Melody was battling was Violet. Mary was using her Clefairy, while Violet was using a Pokémon called Shellder. Sheller was a bivalve mollusk Pokémon encased within a spiky, blue-violet bivalve shell. It had two round white eyes with tiny black pupils. It had enormously long pink tongue. The gym arena was actually a pool. Mary and Violet stood on platforms at opposite ends of the pool. Between them, a few floats bobbed on the water. Mary stood on a blue platform, while Violet stood on a red platform. Daisy was the referee for the fight.
"Shellder, use Ice Shard!" said Violet.
"Shellder!" said Shellder. It became outlined in light blue energy.
"Clefairy, use Metronome, quick!" said Mary. Clefairy began to wave its fingers back and forth. Then, light blue orbs of energy formed around Shellder's body and spun around it in a circle. The light blue orbs then glow a bright white, and when the glow fades, the orbs have turned into multiple shards of ice. Vanillite then fired the ice shards at Clefairy. Suddenly, Clefairy's Metronome attack resulted in a Flamethrower attack. Violet gasped. The Flamethrower just melted the incoming ice shards and hit Shellder. Shellder screamed as it got fried.
"Oh no! Shellder!" cried Violet.
(End Music)
When the flames subsided, Shellder was black as soot and had swirls for eyes. "Shellder is unable to battle! Clefairy wins! The winner of this gym battle is Mary Melody of Acme Acres!" said Daisy.
"Yay! We did it!" said Mary. She hugged her Clefairy.
"You were great, Clefairy!" said Mary.
"Clefairy," said Clefairy. Violet approached Mary.
"Well, you beat us. As proof of your victory, we reward you with the Cascade Badge, 2,100 and TM #11: Water Pulse," said Violet. She handed Mary her prizes. The Cascade Badge was shaped like a blue water drop.
"Thanks. I'm glad I was able to convince you to let me battle you instead of giving it to me for free. I mean, badges are proof of a Trainer's victory. To get it for free, that's not right," said Mary.
"But what do we do? We're down to our last Pokémon since all the others are still healing," said Lily.
"What about Seel?" asked Mary.
"It doesn't really show interest in battling," said Daisy. Mary sighed.
I just hope they're willing to battle Ash, thought Mary.
(Insert "Team Rocket's Secret Strategy" from Pokémon)
It was now night time at Cerulean City. Inside a store, a grate on the wall was being unscrewed. Very soon, it was lifted away. On the other side was the Team Rocket trio, Team Pansies. James was holding a screwdriver. "The coast is clear," said James.
"Nothing to fear," said Jessie.
"Nobody here!" said Meowth. They spring down and began to creep through the store. James flashed a flashlight over the various machinery, finally coming to rest on a large vacuum and hose.
"Well, looks like we found it," said James.
"Just what we need to get just what we want," said Jessie.
"Pokémon!" said Meowth.
(End Music)
The next day, Ash, Pikachu, Brock and the toons. "So this is Cerulean City, eh, Brock?" asked Ash.
"Pretty nice place, isn't it?" asked Brock.
"Yeah, pretty cool," said Buster. They looked behind them, at the empty road.
"Hey, look . . . zat's weird," said Fifi.
"Misty's not following us anymore," said Shirley.
"Chu . . . ," said Pikachu sadly.
"She really didn't want to come to Cerulean City, did she?" asked Brock.
"I wonder why she hates this place so much?" asked Ash.
"Hmmm," said Brock.
"Ah, we'll never figure out girls!" said Ash. As the heroes traveled further into the city, everybody then began to heard sirens. "The police! I wonder what happened?" asked Ash.
"Yeah!" said Brock. Everybody ran to where a large crowd is standing around outside a machine shop. A couple of police cars were parked outside the shop as well. Ash turned to a nearby man.
"Excuse moi . . . do you know what happened here?" asked Fifi.
"Some burglars broke into that store last night," said the man.
"Burglars, huh?" asked Buster.
"What do you know about burglars?" asked a voice. Ash and the group looked up to see Officer Jenny glaring at them. But her hat had a pentagon symbol instead of a star. "You all look very suspicious to me," said Jenny.
"Hey, you're that motorcycle officer from Viridian!" said Ash. Jenny's glaring face turned into a look of surprise.
"Huh? Oh, you must have met my sister-in-law! If you know my sister-in-law, then you probably had some dealings with the police in Viridian," said Jenny.
"Well . . . I . . . ," said Ash.
"Now, maybe you just stopped to ask her for directions. Or maybe you found a wallet on the street and turned it in to her. Or maybe you're a burglar who broke out of jail!" said Jenny. She held out her handcuffs threateningly.
"I've never been to jail!" said Ash.
"Neither have I, ma'am!" said Brock.
"You'll never catch me in one of those cells," said Buster.
"That's what they all say," said Jenny.
"We just got eento town and saw the crowd, so we came over to see what was going on!" said Fifi.
"The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime," said Jenny.
"Like, only dumb criminals return to the scene of the crime," said Shirley.
"We're not . . . ," said Buster.
(Insert "Pokédex Theme" from Pokémon)
Just then, Ash took out his Pokédex. "Maybe this'll help clear things up?" asked Ash.
"I'm Dexter, a Pokédex programmed by Professor Oak for Pokémon trainer Ash Ketchum," said Ash's Pokédex. Brock held out an extra Boulder Badge.
"Yeah, and I was the leader of the Pewter City gym," said Brock. Officer Jenny then turned to the toons.
"But what you kids? Do you have any ID to show?" asked Jenny.
"Yes," said Buster. Buster, Fifi, Shirley and Bookworm took out their wallets, showing their ID cards.
(End Music)
"Well, that's evidence enough for me. I'm sorry I was suspicious! Now I'm suspicious of my sister-in-law . . . she sure has weird taste in friends," said Jenny.
"Um, miss? I was wondering, since I'm new in town, maybe we could get together tonight and you could show me around?" asked Brock.
"Well, I'm not going to be off-duty 'til past your bedtime and I may even have to work 'round the clock to catch these burglars," said Jenny. Brock had a look of disappointment and Ash just chuckled.
"Well, what exactly deed zey steal?" asked Fifi.
"That's the strange thing about it . . . they didn't take any money, just a massive vacuum and a giant hose," said Jenny.
"But what would anybody want that stuff for?" asked Buster.
"I'm sure I don't know, young bunny, but what I do know is that I don't have time to play guessing-games with you, because I have a job to do and it's time for you all to move along. Come on, let's go," said Jenny. She pushed Ash and his friends along, then she turned to the crowd. "Alright, everybody, the show's over, nothing to see here, break it up, break it up . . . ," said Jenny.
"Oh, before we go, there's something we need to ask you," said Shirley.
"What would that be?" asked Jenny.
"We have a friend named Dizzy Devil who was captured by Pokémon Control. Do you know where Pokémon Control HQ is and how we can negotiate his release?" asked Shirley.
"Because of this case, I won't have time. You'll have to wait until I solved the case," said Jenny. The toons sighed in disappointment.
Much later, Ash, Pikachu, Brock and the toons sat down on a park bench. "Good thing we had my Pokédexes and you had your badge and ID cards," said Ash.
"Yeah. Shouldn't you head for Cerulean City Gym?" asked Brock.
"Yeah," said Ash. But then, everybody noticed Brock still looked disappointed for not being able to go out with Officer Jenny.
"Aaww man. I was sure Officer Jenny would accept my offer to go out for dinner. Surely a guy with my handsomeness and charm should've gotten a girlfriend by now," said Brock.
"Maybe you deedn't take ze right approach," said Fifi.
"What do you mean?" asked Brock.
"Let me show you how I flirt weeth someone of ze opposite sex," said Fifi.
(Insert "Alouette")
Pikachu's eyes widened, knowing what Fifi was going to do. He tried to run, but the purple skunkette snagged him with her large fluffy tail. She brought him close to her. Fifi then began to hug Pikachu, smooshing his face against her breasts. "Hold me! You are ze cutest boy I've ever met. You're ze cheese een my macaroni, my Pika Provolone," said Fifi.
"I am not your Pika Provolone!" objected Pikachu.
"Hush, Pikachu. Stop being a kidder. You know you can't keep playing hard to get forever," said Fifi. She then puckered her pink lipstick coated lips and began forcing kisses on him. Poor Pikachu was getting lipsticked all over the face from Fifi's lovely kisses. And his nose was being tortured by Fifi's love triggered smell.
"Pikachuuuuuuu!" screamed Pikachu. But his scream was silenced when Fifi began kissing his lips.
(End Music)
Suddenly, Brock yanked Fifi by the ear, forcing her to break the kiss. "Le ow!" cried Fifi.
"Stop, stop, stop! What do you think you're doing to poor Pikachu?" asked Brock.
"Showing heem how much I love heem of course. I loved heem ever since he saved moi from Elmyra weeks ago," said Fifi.
"By forcing kisses aggressively like that? I don't think so. Who ever taught you that way of romance?" asked Brock.
"Pepé Le Pew, one of ze most handsome skunks around. He taught moi everything about how to woo somebody of ze opposite sex and express how much you love ze person," said Fifi.
"That kind of behavior is frowned upon in the Pokémon world. You could get in serious trouble in public, possibly get arrested for it," said Brock.
"I never was arrested back at home," said Fifi. Brock did a facepalm.
"There's something wrong with law enforcement back at home. Ask yourself this, has Pepé even found his true love with his behavior at this point?" asked Brock. Fifi's eyes widened hearing Brock's question.
"Umm . . . ," said Fifi.
"Guess that's a no. If it hasn't worked for him, what makes you think it'll work for you?" asked Brock.
"Because I'm a girl," said Fifi. Brock did a faceplant, but got back up.
"It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl, that's still sexual harassment!" said Brock. Before things could escalate, everybody heard a familiar voice.
"Hey guys," said the voice. It was Mary Melody. Hamton and Fowlmouth were with her too.
"Mary," said Ash.
"Look who I ran into," said Mary. Ash and the others noticed the other two toons.
"Hey. It's Hamton and Fowlmouth," said Buster.
"Shirley, thank goodness you're all right!" said Fowlmouth. He ran up to the blond loon and hugged her. Shirley was annoyed by this.
"Get off!" cried Shirley. She shoved the young rooster off of her.
"Wait a minute. I thought you were dating Plucky," said Ash.
"That remains to be seen since Plucky's in the doghouse for going goo goo eyes at Dinah," said Fowlmouth smugly.
"Were you really the one who altered Gary's rude message so that he's being insulted instead?" asked Ash.
"Yep. I'm sure was. It won't be long before Gary is called that," said Fowlmouth.
"Fifi, you're all right," said Hamton.
"Hmph," said Fifi, turning away. She was still holding Pikachu.
"What's the matter?" asked Brock.
"Hamton is my ex. We dated until he cheated on moi weeth Dinah since zat one spring break," said Fifi. Mary noticed Brock was present.
"You seem pretty far away from the Pewter City Gym, Brock," said Mary.
"I wanted to get out and become a Pokémon Breeder. So my father returned and resumed being a Gym Leader," said Brock.
"I don't see Misty," said Mary.
"For some reason, she didn't want to come here and tried to get us to skip past this city and head to Vermillion City instead. But I would have none of that since I had to challenge the gym here. And speaking of which, did you win the badge here?" asked Ash.
"I did, but . . . ," said Mary.
"What's the matter?" asked Ash.
"The Gym Leaders weren't really that strong," said Mary.
"Hold on. There's more than one?" asked Ash.
"Yes. Three sisters. They don't really take their position as Gym Leaders seriously. Their Pokémon weren't really well trained. In fact, before I battled them, they offered to give me the badge for free. But I wanted to earn it through battle. It seems to me that they've been giving badges to Trainers for free for a little while," said Mary. Brock suddenly got back up.
"They've been what?! That's it! I was originally going to do some errands while Ash battled. But that can wait! I need to make sure those three take their gym duties seriously. And to think, I've been trying to go on dates with them!" said Brock.
"How many times have they rejected you?" asked Fifi.
"I lost count. You guys go ahead. I'm going to call somebody who can help us," said Brock.
"Sure," said Ash.
"I'll lead the way," said Mary. Everybody began to follow Mary Melody while Brock went to the phone booth. He dialed a number and the person answered.
"Hello?" asked the person.
"Hello. I'm Brock of the Pewter City Gym. I'm calling regarding the Gym Leaders of Cerulean City," said Brock.
Mary Melody led her friends to the Cerulean City Gym. It was a large, circular building with a picture of a Dewgong above the door. The roof was pink & yellow. "That's it?" asked Ash.
"Yes. Cerulean City Gym," said Mary.
"The building has a beautiful architect style, non?" asked Fifi. Everybody then walked toward the gym. When the group arrived to the pool area, the seats were lined with spectators, mostly men. There was a Cloyster ornament hanging from the ceiling. The voice of an announcer boomed over the loudspeakers.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the stars of our show . . . the Sensational Cerulean City Synchronized Swimming Sisters!" said the announcer.
"Huh?" asked Ash. Everybody looked toward a high diving board and saw the three girls. Fifi's eyes widened when she saw them.
"Sacrebleu! I know zose girls," said Fifi.
"You do?" asked Buster.
"Oui, I meet zem during our first week stuck een zis world," said Fifi.
(Insert "Cerulean Gym, Water Ballet" from Pokémon)
The men in the audience started to cheer and holler. The girls waved to the crowd, then dove into the pool. They went into a synchronized swimming routine. Everybody cheered. "But I thought this was the Pokémon Gym, Mary," said Ash.
"It is. Some Gym Leaders do double duty. For example, there may be some in other regions that are school teachers or cooks besides being Gym Leaders. But lately, these ones in particular have been more focused on their water shows than their gym duties," said Mary.
"Pika!" said Pikachu. He was watching the sisters, sparkly-eyed, just like all the other guys in the room. "Cha!" sighed Pikachu as he watched the sisters perform. Fifi noticed this and growled in annoyed jealousy.
(End Music)
Very soon, the sisters finished their performance, to much cheering. "They're so beautiful!" shouted a fan. Later on, Ash and the gang began to wander through the halls of the building.
"I can't understand it. How can they be the Gym Leaders and yet their shirking their duties?" asked Ash as the group walked down the stairs.
"I've been asking myself that ever since I met and battled them," said Mary. Just then, the group saw the hallway was built like the hallway of an aquarium.
"Huh? It's like an aquarium. How can this be a Pokémon Gym?" asked Buster.
"I think it's supposed to be a way of showing it's a Water-type Gym," said Shirley. The group could see various Water Pokémon swim by. The most common were Pokémon that resembled small fishes. Each one had large, light blue eyes with irises that resembled puddles of water and dark blue eyelids. The head and tail were both white. There was a line of white teardrop-shapes on each side of its body with the teardrop nearest the head being slightly larger. The top half of their bodies were dark blue and had short, rounded dorsal fin. The lower half of their bodies were gray with two pectoral fins. This tiny Pokémon is both the shortest and lightest Water-type.
"Zere seem to be a lot of zat Pokémon," said Fifi.
"They're Wishiwashi. They're normally from Alola, but live in almost all the oceans of the Pokémon world. One is weak alone, but together, they can unleash the school's true power," said Shirley.
"Really," said Buster. As the group were watching, the Wishiwashi began to form shapes behind their backs. The first thing they formed was a Sharpedo that looked like it was going to bite at one of them. When Fifi turned around, they scattered before she could spot them. Fifi just shouldered shrugged before moving on. The Wishiwashi then formed a Gyarados. They scattered before Buster turned around. Buster saw nothing. And finally, the Wishiwashi formed the shape of Kyogre, the Legendary Water Pokémon from Hoenn.
(Insert "Cerulean Gym Leaders" from Pokémon)
Just then everybody, they began to hear voices. The three sisters were at the other end of the corridor, talking to each other. They had towels draped on their shoulders. "The crowd was totally awesome!" said Lily.
"I know, that was so great," said Daisy.
"Daisy, the dive you did was super!" said Violet.
"The practice really paid off," said Daisy.
"Totally!" said Lily. They began to laugh. Ash and his friends approached the trio of beautiful girls.
"Uh . . . excuse me . . . ," said Ash.
"I'm sorry, but if you want an interview, you'll have to, like, call our manager," said Lily.
"No . . . it's not that . . . ," said Ash.
"We don't do autographs," said Lily.
"We don't want one. I really just wanted to know if this is a Pokémon Gym," said Buster.
"It sure is," said Daisy.
"So, are you three really the Gym Trainers?" asked Shirley.
"We sure are," said Violet.
"All three of us are the gym-trainer here. We're the Sensational Sisters," said Lily.
"We're world-famous," said Violet.
"Huh? But what's with all the swimming?" asked Ash. Pikachu just blushed at the sight of the trio of beautiful girls. Fifi growled in annoyance.
"Our fans love to watch us perform," said Lily.
"We pool our talents to make a big splash!" said Violet. The three girls began to laugh hysterically. Ash and his friends groaned.
(End Music)
(Insert "Pikachu Appears" from Pokémon)
Suddenly, Pikachu jumped into Daisy's arms. "Pika Pi," said Pikachu as he began to rub against Daisy's cheek.
"Oh my. You're quite the affectionate one, you cutie," said Daisy.
"I think he likes you, Daisy," said Lily.
"He's such an adorable little thing, for a Pokémon that isn't a Water-type," said Violet. All the three girls began to cuddle Pikachu, giggling. Pikachu squealed happily from the attention the girls were giving him.
Forget Misty. These girls are prettier, thought Pikachu. Fifi gnashed her teeth in anger.
How could Pikachu due to zis moi? He's always trying to avoid getting affection from moi. And yet, he wants affection from zese three girls, thought Fifi. Then, Pikachu offered up his cheek, wanting a kiss from one of them. The girls figured it out immediately.
"Oh, looks like he wants a kiss from us," said Lily.
"Okay cutie," said Daisy. The girls then put on lipstick for the sole purpose of kissing Pikachu. Daisy's was red, Violet's was blue and Lily's was pink. Once their lips were fully coated, they began to kiss Pikachu, leaving kiss marks. Pikachu's eyes turned into pink hearts.
"Chaaaaaaaa," sighed Pikachu. Ash just shook his head.
"They so don't take their jobs seriously," said Ash.
(End Music)
Just then, Fifi coughed loudly to get the Sensational Sisters' attention. The three girls then saw Fifi tapping her foot in annoyance. "Hey, it's Fifi," said Violet.
"Oui. I'm traveling weeth Ash and Mary to help find our meesseeng friends. You deedn't tell moi you were Gym Leaders," said Fifi.
"You never asked," said Lily.
"What's up with you? You're tapping your foot as if you're annoyed," said Daisy.
"I am. Because I have a crush on Pikachu and he acts like I have cooties every time I try to show my love for him. And yet, he has no problem with you girls hugging and kissing him," said Fifi.
"Maybe it's because they're not trying to hug and kiss him to death like you," said Fowlmouth.
"Who asked you?!" asked Fifi.
"Stop arguing. Since you three are Gym Leaders, I wish to challenge you for a badge," said Ash. The three sisters looked away, embarrassed. "Huh? What . . . ?" asked Ash.
"We just got beaten two times in a row by kids from this nowhere place called Pallet Town. And then, a girl from Acme Acres beat us yesterday," said Violet.
"I happen to be from Pallet Town," said Ash.
"It was just one defeat after another. My eyes were spinning from all the losses," said Violet.
"We had to, like, practically rushed all our Pokémon to the Pokémon Center," said Daisy.
"This is one of the only ones left," said Lily, taking out a Pokéball. She dropped the Pokéball, and a Goldeen came out.
"Goldeen. Goldeen goldeen goldeen," said the Pokemon.
"You mean all you have is a Goldeen?" asked Ash. He took out his Pokédex to get data on it since he didn't get the chance to get data back at Viridian City.
(Insert "Pokédex Theme, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)
"Goldeen, the Goldfish Pokémon. Its tail fin billows like an elegant ballroom dress, giving it the nickname of the Water Queen," said the Pokédex.
(End Music)
Lily then returned it to its Pokéball. "If it would evolve into Seaking, we could use it, but all it can do now is its Horn Attack," said Violet.
"Well, regardless. I still have to battle somebody," said Ash.
"Do you have any other Pokémon?" asked Buster. Just then, everybody began to hear some singing coming from upstairs.
"What's that singing?" asked Ash.
"Eet's coming from upstairs," said Fifi. Daisy and her two sisters recognized it.
"It's gotta be her, though I hope it isn't," said Violet.
Everybody got back upstairs and saw that the singing was coming from the pool. Sitting on the center pool float was a beautiful Water Pokémon. It was a marine Pokémon that resembled a cross between a sea lion and a mermaid. Most of its body was white, but it had a long, blue, fish-like tail. It had a long snout with a round, pink nose, bright blue eyes with long white eyelashes, and long light blue hair trailing off the back of its head. A tiara-like structure rested on its forehead, consisting of a line of pearls with a pink sea star at one corner and a thin, transparent blue fin extending back over its hair. Its hair was contained to a ponytail by two strings of pearls. This ponytail becomes temporarily undone when it performs its most powerful moves. On its body were three fins similar to the one on its crown: one that drapes around its shoulders and chest, one around its waist where the fishtail begins, and one near the tip of its tail. It had long front fins with three digits. Primarina's long fishlike tail was bright blue with small pointed, pink fins around its hips. Its tail fins were white, and it was capable of using them as feet to stand up. But it also had additional traits that showed that it was a female. It had large pink lips (similar in size to Jessica Rabbit's red lips), a beauty mark on her right cheek and large breasts, which were covered by starfish pasties. As the Pokémon sang, bubbles of different colors floated around her.
Some of the other Water Pokémon that swam in the pool were listening to the Pokémon's singing. Besides the Wishiwashi, there was also a pinniped Pokémon with a thick hide covered in bluish white fur. It had a pale tan maw with a large red tongue and a pair of tusks on its lower jaw. It had circular eyes and a black nose that was capable of closing while Seel swims. There was a small horn on its forehead, which it uses in combination with its tusks to bore through ice floes. It had two flippers on its chest, and two more on the end of its tail. When the tail was raised, it resembled a waterspout. "What Pokémon is that?" asked Ash.
"I read about that. That's a Primarina, the soloist Pokémon from Alola. It's a Water and Fairy-type Pokémon. That white sea lion Pokémon is a Seel, a Water & Ice-type Pokémon," said Shirley. Ash used his Pokédex to get data on Seel.
"Seel, the sea lion Pokémon. It Loves freezing cold conditions. Relishes swimming in a frigid climate of around 14F degrees," said the Pokédex.
The male toons and Pikachu's eyes turned into pink hearts at the sight of the beautiful mermaid Pokémon. They began to do wild takes too. Fifi growled angrily due to Pikachu falling for another girl. She was about to do something when somebody reacted first. Some lightning came down and zapped them. The boy toons and Pikachu screamed as they were zapped, complete with their skeletons showing. After the zapping, the boys were black as soot. The one who zapped them was a male version of Primarina that resembled Neptune, Poseidon or Triton, complete with a trident, which was smoking.
"Stop going goo goo eyes at my wife," said the Male Primarina.
"Thank you, Finley dearie. But I am capable of handling them myself," said the Female Primarina.
"I know, but I didn't want you to get your flippers dirty, Priscilla," said Finley. The female Primarina smiled and giggled.
"You're such a gentleman. I'm so glad I married you," said Priscilla. She then gave her husband a big kiss on his lips. The kiss left a pink lipstick stain on his lips. Finley blushed and chuckled before wiping off the lipstick stain. The two Primarina began rubbing noses with each other as they showed their affection for one another. Fifi's cheeks turned green with envy.
Why can't I have a bond weeth a boy like zat?, thought Fifi.
"If you two are here, then that means . . . ," said Daisy.
"That's right. I'm here too," said a female voice that only Daisy, Violet and Lily recognized. It belonged to an adult woman with long, bright red hair, brown eyes and breasts as large as the female Primarina. She wore bright red lipstick and a pink two piece bikini.
"Mother!" said Daisy & her sisters.
"Mother?" asked Ash & the toons.
"Pika?!" asked Pikachu.
"Yes. The two Primarina are her signature Pokémon," said Lily. But she wasn't the only one present. Brock was here too.
"Look who's back," said Violet, rolling her eyes.
"If you're trying to ask us out on dates, the answer is still no," said Daisy.
"I'm not here to ask you out. I'm here because I heard about how you three have been shirking your gym duties so I called Mrs. Waterflower about it," said Brock.
"I'm here because of him," said Mrs. Waterflower. The two Primarina along with Seel swam to where everybody was gathered at.
"I'm very disappointed in all three of you. You haven't been focusing on training your Pokémon and keeping them in shape. Instead, you've been too focused on your water ballets and your vanity. That's why you lost easily to those two Trainers from Pallet Town and Mary Melody. I taught you three better than that. You were supposed to balance out your life. But instead, you focused on one more than the other," scolded Mrs. Waterflower.
As Mrs. Waterflower was scolding her daughters, Ash and his friends were conversing with the two Primarina. "Wow. You're very beautiful for a Pokémon," said Ash to Priscilla.
"Thanks, young man. All female Primarina are beautiful like me," said Priscilla.
"How is it that you and your mate are able to talk perfect english?" asked Buster.
"We're Pokémorphs. Special Pokémon that are humanoid in appearance than other Pokémon. The males tend to be more muscular in appearance such as myself," said the Finley.
"And the females have lovely breasts and luscious lips like me," said Priscilla.
"All the Water Pokémon must love to hear you sing, Priscilla," said Mary.
"Yes. A Primarina has the most beautiful voice when it comes to singing. But it's also a powerful weapon in battle too. A Trainer must take care of a Primarina's voice and make sure they don't strain it. One way to do is to make sure I swim in clean water. That's why the pool in Cerulean Gym doesn't use chlorine in the water. All the water in the pool is clean salt water imported from the ocean," said Priscilla.
"I know that kid wants to battle us, but all we have is Goldeen and Seel. And Seel doesn't even show interest in battle," said Daisy.
"You won't know unless you try," said Mrs. Waterflower. Just then, she felt something rub against her leg. It was Pikachu. He was attracted to her beauty. She gently shoved Pikachu off her leg.
"Cut it out, you little Pika Perv," said Mrs. Waterflower. Pikachu's ears drooped sadly.
"Pika," said Pikachu.
"Forgive our mother. She doesn't like perverts. Pokémon are no exception," said Lily.
"Somebody has to battle this kid," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"If your daughters can't battle me due to their Pokémon being weak, does that mean you'll battle me, Mrs. Waterflower?" asked Ash.
"I don't know. My Primarina couple are very strong. Even if your Pikachu has the type advantage, my Primarina have years of battle experience," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Your Pikachu would probably be too distracted by my good looks to even focus on the battle," said Priscilla. She let out a giggle.
"Hold it right there!" said a voice. Everybody turned around to see Misty standing on the benches, hands on her hips.
"Misty?" asked Ash.
"Cha!" said Pikachu happily.
"Hyyyyyyahh!" cried Misty as she leapt from the benches. "If you don't want to battle him, I will," said Misty. "What do you mean?" asked Ash.
"What are you talking about?" asked Hamton.
"I'm a Cerulean City trainer too," said Misty. Ash, Pikachu and the toons gasped. "I'm the fourth Sensational Sister," said Misty.
"There are only three Sensational Sisters . . . and one runt," said Lily.
"Grrrrrrrrr," said Misty.
"So, little sister, it's a surprise to see you back so soon," said Daisy. "That little girl with the big mouth who said she wouldn't come back 'til she was a great Pokémon Trainer . . . wasn't that you?" asked Violet.
"Er . . . I guess I did say something like that when I left . . . ," said Misty.
"So that's why Misty was so dead set against coming here," said Buster.
"Misty, you left here pretending you wanted to become a Pokémon trainer because you couldn't compare with us. Because we're obviously much more talented and beautiful than you are!" said Lily.
"Uh-oh," said Ash.
"That wasn't the reason!" said Misty.
"Well then, I guess, like, you came back because you couldn't make it as a Pokémon trainer," said Daisy.
"It wasn't my idea to come back here! The only reason I'm here is because he wanted to come!" said Misty.
"Well, he's totally not someone I'd choose for a boyfriend . . . but you're no prize yourself!" said Daisy. Ash fell to the ground due to what Daisy said.
"My boyfriend?" asked Misty.
"I would NEVER want to be her boyfriend after the way she bullied me and my friends!" said Ash.
"What do you mean?" asked Mrs. Waterflower.
"Mrs. Waterflower, your youngest daughter has been a pest to me and my toon buddies! She had been pestering me to get her a new bike, which my Pikachu accidentally fried during a fight against an angry flock of Spearows! I told her that she needs to be patient, but she just won't show patience! We even offered to have a friend of the toons to fix her bike once we find him. But she doesn't want it to be done that way. She also criticized me harshly when I make even the smallest mistakes! She even resorts to hitting me! And she was also mean to my Bug Pokémon and had been trying to prevent me from catching any more just because she hates bugs! She also insulted Shirley, saying she was dumb just because she's blond!And worst of all, she's been trying to steal my Pikachu's attention away from me!" complained Ash. Mrs. Waterflower glared at Misty.
"Is this true?" asked Mrs. Waterflower.
"H-h-he's lying," fibbed Misty.
"You can't hide the truth from us, especially from me," said Shirley. Her hands began to glow and she fired some strange psychic blast at Misty's head. Misty yelped as she got hit. Suddenly, some more energy began to project from Misty's forehead. Shirley was actually using her psychic powers to show everybody Misty's memories. And everybody saw that Ash was indeed right about Misty bullying Ash. Misty's family was horrified by this. But Shirley also made sure to show the memories of the toons teaching Misty manners the ways they know how. After showing all the memories, Shirley then deactivated her psychic powers.
"What did you do to me?!" asked Misty.
"I used my psychic powers to project your memories for everybody to see. Like, it's not my fault your mind is an open book," said Shirley.
"Misty Waterflower, I am very ashamed of you! I know that your sisters hadn't been nice to you before you left on your journey, but that does not give you the right to take out your frustration on his boy and his friends!" said Mrs. Waterflower.
"I do not appreciate how you think Shirley is dumb because she's blond. As a blond myself, I am insulted too!" scolded Daisy.
"Just because you hate Bug Pokémon, doesn't give you the right to boss people you travel with to not catch Bug Pokémon! You're not their mother! And if they say their friend can fix your bike, you should give him a chance. With an attitude like that, it's quite clear to me, you're not worthy of being a Gym Leader as much as your older sisters," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Regardless, I'm the only one who has Pokémon who can battle! So, will you let me battle Ash?!" snapped Misty.
"Don't use that tone of my voice toward me, young lady! Just because I'm letting you do this one battle, doesn't mean your off the hook," said Mrs. Waterflower. Just then, everybody heard Fowlmouth laugh. "What's so funny?!" asked Mrs. Waterflower.
"Off the hook! As in fishing hook, since Misty's a Water-type Trainer, and most Water Pokémon are fish! That's why it's funny!" said Fowlmouth. And he resumed laughing. Suddenly, Pikachu zapped Fowlmouth, causing him to cluck in pain. When the zapping stopped, Fowlmouth was smoking.
"Shut up!" said Pikachu. Ash had a look of concern.
Uh-oh. It seems Pikachu is willing to defend Misty even when she's in the wrong, thought Ash.
"If I battle him, that'll prove I'm not a quitter and I'm just as good a trainer as you three!" said Misty to her sisters.
"Well, you are the only ones with a Pokémon that can actually battle . . . ," said Daisy.
"All right, Ash . . . are you ready to rumble?" asked Misty.
"Fine," said Ash.
Ash and Misty stood on the platforms at opposite ends of the pool. Ash stood on a blue platform, while Misty stood on a red platform. "I wasn't planning on challenging you till you paid me back for my bike, but this is as good a time as any. If you want that Cascade badge, you're going to have to beat me," said Misty.
"It'll be my pleasure!" said Ash.
"This'll be good!" said Buster.
"Can't wait to see Misty get her butt kicked for all ze times she insulted us," said Fifi.
"Pikachu, this one's going to be a piece of cake," said Ash.
"Chu," said Pikachu nervously.
"So how many Pokémon?" asked Ash.
"Two against two works for me," said Misty. "
You got it. All right, then, Pikachu, I choose you!" said Ash. But Pikachu didn't step forward. "Huh?" asked Ash.
"Chu," said Pikachu as he hid behind Ash's leg.
"Pikachu, what are you doing?" asked Ash.
"Chu. Chu," said Pikachu.
"Uh, what? Are you saying you don't want to battle with Misty?" asked Ash.
"I can't. She's my friend," said Pikachu.
"Friend?! You call somebody who bullies your Trainer a friend?! Far as I'm concerned, she's no friend of mine!" said Ash.
"It's your laziness that has caused to grow fat in the first place, Pikachu!" called Buster.
"And you're a coward too!" asked Fowlmouth.
"Uh, guys. Isn't that too harsh?" asked Hamton.
"If you don't want to prove you're a fat, lazy, coward, fight!" said Shirley.
"Pikachu, you're supposed to be on my side!" said Ash. "Pika!" said Pikachu shaking his head. Ash growled in frustration. Misty smirked.
They'll never get Pikachu to fight. As long as he doesn't use Pikachu, I'll have the advantage, thought Misty.
"Fine then If you won't fight, I won't protect you from Fifi the next time she becomes all kiss hungry for you," said Ash.
"You wouldn't dare," said Pikachu, crossing his arms in stubbornness.
"Try me," said Ash.
(Insert "Love Theme" from Romeo and Juliet)
Just then, Pikachu looked back and gasped. For Fifi's eyes were now pink hearts as she stared at Pikachu lovingly. "KEESS ME!" cried Fifi. Pikachu screamed and tried to make a run for it. But Fifi lashed out her tail and used it to snag Pikachu. Her tail brought Pikachu close to her. The purple skunkette then wrapped her arms around Pikachu and began to kiss Pikachu all over the face. And each kiss left a pink lipstick mark. Misty's smirk turned upside down, seeing what was happening. Ash and the toons began to laugh at Pikachu's predicament. Even Priscilla the Primarina found it funny and was laughing too. Mrs. Waterflower, Daisy, Violet and Lily just shook their heads or facepalmed. Pikachu tried to zap Fifi, but it didn't work. For Fifi was wearing pink rubber gloves, which Ash recognized.
"Huh? I thought I got rid of those rubber gloves on day one of my journey," said Ash.
"I secretly salvaged zem just een case," said Fifi. She turned to Pikachu. "So you can't zap moi and mess my fur and hair as long as I'm wearing zese rubber gloves, Pikachu mon amore," said Fifi. As Fifi kissed him, she began to say, "le keess, le keess, le keess". "Le beeg keess!" said Fifi before she began to give Pikachu a really, big, wet, juicy lipstick kiss on Pikachu's lips. She also raised her right leg as she kissed him. Fifi then broke the lip lock before kissing him more on the cheek.
"STOP KISSING ME! IT'S GROSS AND DISGUSTING!" cried Pikachu.
"Okay. I'll stop keesseeng you," said Fifi as she put Pikachu down. Pikachu sighed in relief. "So instead, I'll smother you weeth my breasts," said Fifi. Pikachu gasped hearing this. Fifi then pounced Pikachu, pinning him to the floor with her bosom. Fifi laughed as she began smothering Pikachu's face with her boobs. Pikachu let out muffled screams. "Le puff puff!" said Fifi.
"Why does Fifi act like that when showing affection to boys?" asked Mrs. Waterflower.
"Like, we apologize for Fifi's behavior. It's because her mentor, Pepé Le Pew taught her that way to show affection for the opposite sex," said Shirley. Pikachu said something, but it was muffled.
"I'm sorry. What was that?" asked Ash. Pikachu's head popped up from underneath Fifi's melons.
"Okay, okay! I'll fight! Just please, get this crazy, lovesick, perverted woman off of me!" cried Pikachu. His face disappeared under Fifi's tits again.
(End Music)
"Okay, that's enough," said Ash. But Fifi was too caught up in showing her affection to Pikachu that she didn't hear. "I said enough!" said Ash as he yanked Fifi by the tail, pulling her away from Pikachu.
"Le ouch!" cried Fifi. Pikachu panted, trying to catch his breath.
"You've proven my point, Fifi," said Ash.
"Just don't pull so hard, next time," said Fifi.
"She nearly suffocated me," said Pikachu.
"Well, you technically brought it on yourself," said Buster. Misty gritted her teeth in anger.
"Darn you Fifi and your crush on Pikachu. Now I'm going to have trouble beating Ash since he has the advantage," grumbled Misty. Ash wiped the lipstick off of Pikachu's face.
"Pikachu, let's go!" said Ash.
"Pika!" said Pikachu, jumping onto one of the platforms.
"Oh Pikachu," called Fifi in a sing song voice. Pikachu turned and his eyes widened in surprise. For Fifi was dressed up as a cheerleader, which had a Pikachu theme to it. It consisted of a yellow & white skirt, a white sleeveless shirt with a Pikachu's face on it and a set of fake Pikachu ears. Fifi also wore yellow eyeshadow, painted her cheeks red like a Pikachu and carried a yellow pom-pom. Pikachu sweated in embarrassment.
"You got to be kidding me!" said Pikachu.
"I'm your cheerleader for zis battle," said Fifi.
"Like, why don't you use your basic cheerleader outfit, Fifi?" asked Shirley.
"Shirley, my normal cheerleader outfeet symbolizes Acme Looniversity. And eet wouldn't be appropriate since we're far away from Acme Loo," said Fifi.
"Oh. I see your point," said Shirley.
"You're missing a pom-pom," said Ash.
"Actually, I do have both," said Fifi, shaking her tail. Ash scratched his head in bewilderment.
"Staryu, I choose you!" said Misty. She threw the Pokéball and Staryu came out.
" Huh?" asked Ash.
(Insert "Pokédex Theme, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)
Ash took out her Pokédex to get data on it. "Staryu. The core of this Water Pokémon shines in a rainbow of seven colors, a core that is valued by some as a type of jewelry," said the Pokédex.
(End Music)
"Oh. Wow. Leave it to a girl to show off her jewelry," said Ash sarcastically.
"I'd be careful, Ash. Misty used that starfish to kick Meowth's furry butt during our adventure at Mt. Moon," said Shirley.
"Quit stalling and let's get this show on the road," said Misty.
"Do you think Misty could really win?" asked Violet.
"Like, in her dreams, maybe," said Lily.
"Seel, seel," said Seel.
"Now, now, girls. You're judging her before the battle has even begun," said Priscilla.
(Insert "A Huge Free-for-all" from Pokémon)
"Pikachu, Pikachu, he's my man! He can do it, I know he can!" cheered Fifi, shaking her pom-pom and tail while jumping up and down. Whenever Fifi jumped, her boobs bounced up and down. Ash couldn't help but chuckle at Fifi's chanting. Pikachu blushed due to watching Fifi's boobs bounce. But he regained his composure and turned to face Staryu.
"Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!" said Ash.
"Pikachuuuuuuuuuu!" said Pikachu.
"Staryu, dodge it by diving into the water!" said Misty. Staryu jumped off the platform and dove into the water, causing the Thunderbolt attack to miss. But Ash just smirked, knowing what to do next.
"Pikachu, zap the water," said Ash.
"WHAT?!" asked Misty. Pikachu dunked his head into the water.
"Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" gurgled Pikachu as he let off another electric attack. This in turn, zapped all the water in the pool. It was a good thing that the platforms that Ash and Misty were standing on were insulated, otherwise they would've been zapped too. When the zapping stopped, Staryu floated up to the surface, defeated as indicated by its core blinking. Misty just stood there, slack jawed.
"Staryu is unable to battle! Pikachu wins!" said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Way to go, Pikachu!" said Ash.
"Pika!" said Pikachu.
"Pikachu, Pikachu, he's the best! Beat that Misty to pass this test!" said Fifi.
"Good thing I recalled all the Water Pokémon in the pool. Otherwise, that Thunderbolt attack would've turned them all into fish sticks," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Staryu, return!" said Misty. She returned Staryu to its Poké Ball.
"I knew it. She was all bark and no bite," said Daisy. She and the other sisters giggled.
"In case you haven't forgotten, I still have one Pokémon left, so that battle isn't over! So just shut up!" yelled Misty. The sisters stopped laughing. "Starmie, go!" said Misty. She threw a Pokéball and the Pokémon called Starmie came out. Starmie was the evolved form of Staryu. Just like Staryu, it resembled a sea star. Its main body was violet, but it retained the gold formation on its front. Starmie's red jewel core was larger than Staryu's and has developed to resemble a cut precious stone. The major change that took place upon evolution to Starmie was the growing of a second star on its back. That second set of arms was semi-attached, being able to spin 360°. Ash took out his Pokédex to get data on Starmie.
"Starmie, an evolved form of Staryu. At the center of its body is a red core, which sends mysterious radio signals into the night sky," said the Pokédex.
"Don't think the same strategy you used to beat Staryu won't work with Starmie. Starmie, freeze the water with Ice Beam!" said Misty. Staryu fired a icy blue beam from one of its tips. The attack froze the water solid. Ash and everybody else gasped. "Now you can't zap the water!" said Misty.
"In case you forgotten, you took away Starmie's advantage too!" said Ash.
"If it's the only way, so be it! Starmie, Water Gun!" said Misty. Starmie fired water from its tip. It hit Pikachu, knocking him off the platform and onto the ice, sliding his back. "Sorry Pikachu. You may be my friend, but I can't let you win for letting yourself get forced to fight me by Fifi!" said Misty.
(End Music)
Pikachu got back up and turned to face Starmie. "Pikachu, use Thunder Shock!" said Ash. Pikachu fired the attack at Starmie.
"Starmie, dodge it!" said Misty. Starmie jumped into the air to dodge the attack.
"Use Rapid Spin!" said Misty. Starmie charged at Pikachu, spinning around to try to strike Pikachu.
"Pikachu, use Quick Attack!" said Ash. Pikachu dodged Starmie by running. But suddenly, he began to slip on the ice.
(Insert "Winter")
Thinking quickly, Pikachu stood on his hind feet and began to actually skate across the ice using his feet. He then turned around toward Starmie. He then rammed Starmie, sending it flying backwards. "Well, what do you know? Pikachu's a natural at ice skating," said Ash.
"Starmie, use Water Gun!" said Misty. Starmie fired more Water Gun attacks, but Pikachu kept dodging them by skating away or jumping to avoid them. Fifi rolled her eyes, smiling before taking a sign that had a picture of a ham. Ash chuckled, knowing what Fifi meant.
"Pikachu's skating would even make Snoopy proud!" said Buster. Misty's sisters, Seel and the two Primarina were laughing at Pikachu making Misty and Starmie look like newbies with his skating. Even Mrs. Waterflower couldn't help but laugh. Misty gnashed her teeth in anger.
"Pikachu, use Thunder Bolt!" said Ash.
"Pikachuuuuuuuuu!" said Pikachu as he zapped Starmie. This delivered super effective damage.
(End Music)
(Insert "Who is Stronger? Epic Battle!" from Pokémon)
"Enough of this foolish fooling around! I won't let you make me look like a fool in front of my mother, Ash! Starmie, dive into the water!" said Misty. Starmie then spun its body to smash a hole in the ice and went into the water. Ash and Pikachu gasped. Pikachu began to frantically look around for any sign of Starmie. "Starmie, use Rapid Spin!" said Misty. Starmie then burst out of the ice and hit Pikachu, knocking him back.
"Pikachu, Thunderbolt!" said Ash.
"Pikachuuuuuuuuu!" said Pikachu. But Starmie dove back into the water again. Ash and Pikachu growled in frustration.
"Water Gun!" said Misty. Starmie burst out and squirted Pikachu before diving back in.
"Pikachu, try to sense when Starmie comes out of the water to attack next time," said Ash.
"Pika!" said Pikachu. He closed his eyes and began to try to listen in on Starmie.
"Starmie, Rapid Spin again!" said Misty. Pikachu concentrated and began to hear Starmie coming. Before Starmie came out of the ice, Pikachu jumped out of the way as the purple starfish burst out.
"Quick Attack!" said Ash.
"Pikaaaaaa!" said Pikachu as he charged. He rammed Starmie, knocking it down onto the ground.
"Zap it with another Thunder Bolt!" said Ash.
"Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuu!" said Pikachu as he fired the attack once again. The attack zapped Starmie, delivering massive damage. Misty gasped.
(End Music)
Starmie collapsed to the ground and its core glowed, showing it had been defeated, just like its pre-evolved form. "Starmie is unable to battle! Pikachu wins! The match goes to Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town!" said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Yeah! I did it! I beat Misty!" said Ash.
"Pikachu!" said Pikachu.
"YAY, PIKACHU!" cried Fifi happily. Her eyes were pink hearts once again as an explosion of hearts ignited around her.
"Starmie, return!" said Misty. She returned Starmie to its Pokéball.
"Congratulations, you won your prizes," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Hold on! He doesn't deserve those prizes!" said Misty.
"What?!" asked Ash and Mrs. Waterflower.
"Misty, Ash won fair and square. So stop being a sore loser," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"He did not! He was supposed to respect Pikachu's wishes of not wanting to battle me! But instead, he allowed that purple bimbo to torture him with her lips and breasts in order to make him fight me!" said Misty.
"Bimbo?! I beg your pardon!" exclaimed Fifi, red in the face with anger.
"If anybody's at fault is you. Ash mentioned about you kept trying to steal Pikachu's attention him. The way I see, it sounds like you're trying to sabotage him by trying to get Pikachu to hate his own Trainer," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"I am not!" cried Misty.
"Tell that to the open book evidence!" said Buster.
"Sorry Misty. You're outvoted," said Ash. Before things could escalate, there was a loud rumbling and the room began to shake. The Sensational Sisters screamed. One of the walls crumbled and was smashed apart. A giant platform with a large vacuum and hose on it wheeled through the hole.
"Check out that hair!" said Violet.
"Like, who invited the party-crashers?" asked Daisy. Just then, Team Rocket slowly come into view.
(Insert "Team Rocket Motto, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)
"Sorry to break in on you, ladies!" said Jessie.
"Allow us to introduce ourselves," said James.
"To protect the world from devastation!" said Jessie.
"To unite all peoples within our nation!" said James.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!" said Jessie.
"To extend our reach to the stars above!" said James.
"Jessie!" said Jessie.
"James!" said James.
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!" said Jessie.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" said James.
"Meowth! Dat's right!" said Meowth.
(End Music)
"The Water Pokémon have the advantage," said James.
"But if we steal that water away . . . ," said Jessie.
" . . . the Pokémon are ours for the taking!" said James.
"And Meowth knows just how ta do it!" said Meowth.
"There's just one problem. I had all the Water Pokémon moved out of the pool before the battle. So that machine is worthless," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Oh yeah?! But you may be hiding some more in there!" said Meowth. Meowth then pulled a lever.
"What are they trying to prove?" asked Daisy.
(Insert "Raid" from Pokémon)
Then, the machine started up and the Sisters screamed. The hose lowered into the pool, and it began to suck up the water. It also sucked up the floats. "A massive vacuum and a giant hose . . . Team Rocket were the robbers who broke into that store back there! I should have known it was them!" cried Ash.
"Our swimming pool!" cried Daisy.
"They're sucking it dry!" cried Misty.
"That's our water!" said Lily.
"Right! I should give it back," said Meowth. Meowth pushed the lever into reverse. The hose rose up, and fired water at everybody.
"We've got to protect the Pokémon," said Misty.
"Like, what about my hair?" asked Violet.
"All right, now's the time to suck them up," said Meowth. He set it to suck mode again.
"Seeeel!" screamed Seel.
"Come back, Seel," said Violet. But it was too late, Seel got sucked up into the vacuum.
"Oh, Pikachu," said Pikachu. Pikachu screamed as he got knocked into the water. "Pikachu!" cried Ash. Fifi threw off her cheerleader outfit, revealing a pink two piece bikini.
"I'm coming, mon amore!" cried Fifi.
"If you're going to go into the pool to save Pikachu, climb onto my back. I'm the only one strong enough to resist the suction," said Finley.
"Okay," said Fifi. Fifi grabbed onto Finley and the two jumped into the water. Finley swam toward Pikachu until she was close enough to him. "Grab my tail!" cried Fifi. Pikachu then grabbed onto Fifi's tail and she reeled him in. Pikachu then clung onto Fifi's back.
"Hang tight, you two," said Finley. Finley then began to swim away from the vacuum machine. Team Rocket were starting to get frustrated.
"Why won't they get sucked up?!" asked Jessie.
"Oh please. I was raised in rough waters like this in the wild. This is nothing," said Finley.
"Meowth, put more power into it!" said James.
"I can't increase it! It's at full power, she doesn't have anymore" said Meowth.
"Sooner or later, they'll tire out and we'll have them!" said Jessie.
"Hurry. You're almost there," said Priscilla.
"Give it up! You can't win!" said Meowth. Just then, Fifi got an idea.
"Team Rocket, you haven't won yet! The party's not over til it's over!" said Fifi. Somehow, even though he was far from the Gym, Dizzy Devil could hear Fifi use the P word from his cage in Pokémon Control. He then began to spin around like a tornado and actually managed to smash out of the cage and made his escape, startling the guard. The guard yelped, seeing Dizzy had escaped.
"The purple tornado creature's escaped! Get Pokémon Control! Get a member of the Elite Four!" cried the Guard.
(End Music)
Everybody at the Cerulean Gym began to hear more rumbling. "Now what?!" asked Meowth. Fifi grinned.
"Zat sounds like heem," said Fifi.
"Who?" asked Ash. Suddenly, Dizzy Devil burst into the gym.
"Party! Party!" said Dizzy. But then, he saw what was happening. "Where's the party?" asked Dizzy.
"Over there! You see those three! Those are the bad guys! They're trying to suck up the Water Pokémon to steal them! Stop them!" said Buster.
"You got it!" said Dizzy. Dizzy Devil then charged at Team Rocket and their vacuum machine, spinning like a tornado. Once he got close enough, he began to eat up the machine. The first thing he ate was the hose. With the hose gone, it couldn't suck up anything anymore. Finley, Fifi and Pikachu made it to safety.
"Pikachu, thank goodness you're safe," said Ash. Ash then hugged his Pikachu. Team Rocket screamed, seeing what was happening.
"That ravenous beast is eating the machine!" cried Jessie.
"Oh no!" cried James. Once enough of it was eating, Seel jumped out, free.
"Seel seel!" said Seel as he jumped to safety. Very soon, Dizzy ate the entire machine. But he wasn't done yet. He then began to attack Team Rocket. They screamed as he was eating something off of them. When he stopped spinning, everybody saw that Dizzy had eating most of their clothes and hair, leaving them in rags. Everybody began to laugh at the mostly naked Team Rocket. Dizzy Devil did a wolf whistle rudely at Meowth.
"What'd you do that for?" asked Meowth. He then saw why Dizzy wolf whistled him. For Dizzy eat his fur until it resembled a bikini. Meowth screamed and covered himself, blushing red in embarrassment.
"My hair!" cried Jessie. She growled angrily and charged at Dizzy. But Dizzy bared his sharp teeth as a form of intimidation. Team Rocket screamed at the sight of his teeth and began to run away.
"Priscilla, stop them with Water Pulse!" said Mrs. Waterflower.
"You got it!" said Priscilla. The female Primarina opened its mouth and a blue ball formed in front of it. It then fires the ball at Team Rocket. It hit them, soaking and confusing them, as indicated by their dizzy eyes and Torchics spinning around their heads.
"Now Finley, use Thunder Wave!" said Mrs. Waterflower.
"With pleasure!" said Finley. He fired some electricity from his trident, which zapped Jessie, James and Meowth. Not only that, it paralyzed them.
"What happened?" asked Mary.
"Thunder Wave paralyzes the target when it hits. So those three are going nowhere. Especially after the way they trashed the Gym," said Finley.
Very soon, the police arrived to arrest Team Rocket, whom Ash and co. tied up. The three were thrown into the patty wagon. "Looks like Team Rocket's humiliated again," groaned Team Rocket as they were taken away.
"Like, I'm confused. How did your hungry friend appear out of nowhere?" asked Lily.
"Quite simple. Dizzy Devil loves parties, being a party monster. So I took a gamble, which is that if I said the P word, he'd show up," said Fifi. But then, an attack that resembled a black ball of shadow energy hit Dizzy, knocking him down.
"What was that?!" asked Buster. Everybody turned and saw that it was a Gengar.
"Gengar!" said the Pokémon.
"It's a Gengar!" said Ash. Mary got out her Pokédex to get data on it.
"Gengar, the Shadow Pokémon. Gengar is the evolved form of Haunter. Gengar is happy wjen it scares people, smiling wickedly in the dark," said Mary's Pokédex.
"I thought you said there were no Ghost Pokémon in this gym, Shirley!" said Buster.
"There aren't! This must be a Trainer's," said Shirley.
"And zere ees eet's Trainer," said Fifi, pointing. They saw an old woman who dressed in purple and carried a walking stick. With her was Pokémon Control.
"Who's the old crow?" asked Fowlmouth. Suddenly, the woman bonked him on the head, giving him a baseball-sized goose egg. "Ow!" cried Fowlmouth.
"Fowlmouth, you just disrespected Agatha of the Elite Four. She's one of the most powerful Trainers in Kanto!" said Ash.
"That tornado with teeth is coming with us," said the woman.
"Gengar," said Gengar.
"Hold on! This little cutie saved the gym from Team Rocket!" said Daisy.
"You have no idea how much damage that destructive thing caused before we captured it, only for it to escape," said PC Officer #1.
"He's not a thing. He's a person like us. You don't even know who he is. Well, you don't even know who we are," said Buster.
"Enlighten us," said Agatha.
"You might want to sit down. It may take a while to explain," said Mary. All the toons were able to explain to Agatha and Pokémon Control about who they are and where they came from. Shirley was using her psychic powers to show them their memories in order to prove they're telling the truth.
" . . . and so, I'm traveling with Ash to find my missing friends. We managed to find some, but we still have a lot more to find. So please, don't take Dizzy. He must come home with the rest of us once we actually find a way to get home," said Mary. Agatha and Pokémon Control thought for a moment. Everybody waited anxiously to see wether Dizzy will get to stay with them or be taken into custody again. Agatha sighed.
"Alright. We'll Dizzy go with you," said Agatha. Everybody sighed with relief, especially dizzy. But suddenly, Agatha pointed her cane at Dizzy's nose. "But . . . I expect you youngsters to keep Dizzy Devil on a very tight leash and keep his gluttony in check. If he does some more violations, Pokémon Control will bust him up and no amount of begging will get him out of his predicament this time. Do I make myself clear?" asked Agatha.
"Yes, ma'am," said Ash.
"Good," said Agatha. Agatha and Pokémon Control then left.
"Now where was I? Oh, yes. Ash, as proof of your victory against Misty, I present to you, the Cascade Badge, 2,100 and TM #11: Water Pulse," said Mrs. Waterflower. She handed Ash his prizes.
"Thanks, Mrs. Waterflower," said Ash.
"Your welcome," said Mrs. Waterflower. Ash then raised his Cascade Badge in the air.
"Alright! I've got a Cascade Badge!" said Ash. "Pi Pikachu!" said Pikachu.
"I still think he doesn't deserve them," grumbled Misty. "Drop it, young lady. Like I said, he won fair and square. Deal with it. I'm still not happy about how you attempted to sabotage him through his Pikachu. It was lucky for Ash that Fifi managed to motivate him to fight, although I don't really approve of Fifi's method," said Mrs. Waterflower. Dizzy Devil was being cuddled by Daisy, Violet and Lily.
"Thanks for saving our gym, you cute little beastie," said Daisy.
"You sure showed those scoundrels a thing or three," said Violet.
"And humiliated them in the process too," said Lily. The three then began to kiss him, leaving kiss marks on his face.
"Aaaaaww shucks," said Dizzy as he blushed. Brock felt jealous.
"How did a gluttonous goon like him get the attention of the three most beautiful girls in the city?" asked Brock.
"Just by being himself. Back at home, Dizzy is a lady's toon. He went to the prom with a human woman named Mitzi," said Buster. Pikachu's ears drooped down sadly, since the three girls were now admiring Dizzy instead of him.
"Pika," said Pikachu sadly.
"Cheer up, Pikachu. You should be happy that there's still one girl who likes you," said Ash.
"You mean Misty?" asked Pikachu, getting excited.
"No, he means moi, silly," said Fifi as she strapped on her rubber gloves again. Pikachu's eyes widened when he heard Fifi's voice. Fifi then scooped Pikachu in her arms. The purple skunkette then kissed him in the tune of "shave and a haircut", with the last two kisses, on his lips.
"Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaa," groaned Pikachu. Fifi giggled before she hugged him, giggling. Buster and Fowlmouth spotted an opportunity to tease Pikachu.
"Pikachu and Fifi sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" chanted Buster and Fowlmouth. Pikachu snapped out of his daze when he heard the teasing. "First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Pikachu with a baby carriage!" teased Buster and Fowlmouth. And the twos began laughing as well.
"Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" yelled Pikachu as he let out a Thunderbolt attack at Buster and Fowlmouth. The two toon screamed as they were zapped. Since Fifi was wearing rubber gloves while holding him, she wasn't zapped. After the zapping was done, both Buster and Fowlmouth were black as soot.
"Still worth it," groaned Buster. He and Fowlmouth then fell down on their backs.
"Leettle boys are such children," said Fifi, sounding annoyed.
(Insert "To Be Continued . . . " from Pokémon)
And so Ash earned his second Pokémon Trainer badge. The sun was now setting at Cerulean City and it was time for Ash, Pikachu, Fifi, Mary, Buster, Hamton, Bookworm, Fowlmouth, Misty, Brock and their newest traveling companion, Dizzy to leave for the next city. "Misty, you just go right on trying to be a Pokémon Trainer. You might as well be good at something, 'cause you'll never be stars like us!" said Lily.
"You keep that up and you'll be seeing stars!" said Misty.
"Chill out!" said Violet.
"Misty, be careful. You know we love you," said Daisy. Mrs. Waterflower turned to Misty.
"Misty, you better behave yourself if you hope to continue traveling with Ash. 'Cause if I hear any complaints about you bullying Ash and his friends as well as trying to poison Pikachu's mind, I'm pulling you back home," said Mrs. Waterflower sternly. Misty paled, hearing her mother's threat. Mrs. Waterflower then turned to Pikachu, who was still covered in Fifi's lipstick from getting kissed earlier. He was also in Fifi's arms. "Pikachu, I expect you to obey Ash. He is your Trainer, not Misty. You especially better start listening to Ash, seeing how you learned what happens if you try to disobey him," said Mrs. Waterflower. Pikachu shuddered, knowing what she meant. "You toons better do your part in helping Pikachu stay on the straight path," said Mrs. Waterflower.
"Don't worry. I'll personally see to eet zat Pikachu stays loyal to Ash. Won't I, my Pika Provolone?" asked Fifi. She giggled as she fluttered her eyelashes at Pikachu.
"Help me," groaned Pikachu. Mrs. Waterflower then turned to her eldest daughters.
"Girls, it seems to re-teach you how to be better Gym Leaders and better sisters. Your constant teasing has turned Misty into a worse bully than you three," said Mrs. Waterflower. The red-haired woman then gained a sadistic smile. "I hope you're ready to be put through the wringer! 'Cause you'll be going through Pokémon Boot Camp from Hell!" said Mrs. Waterflower. Finley cracked his flippers, while Priscilla giggled evilly. Misty's sisters screamed as they clung onto each other. Brock just chuckled. Daisy glared at Brock.
"You knew this would happen! You put us through what we're about to go through as payback for all the times we rejected you!" yelled Daisy.
"That's below me. I just needed to ensure that you don't flush the reputation of Cerulean City Gym down the drain," said Brock. And he along with the rest of the traveling group left for their next adventure. As they were walking, Pikachu turned to Fifi.
"Fifi?" asked Pikachu. "Oui?" asked Fifi. "Thanks for jumping into the pool to save me. That was brave of you," said Pikachu.
"Je t'en prie. I couldn't let Team Rocket kidnap you. I care too much for you," said Fifi. She then rubbed noses with Pikachu, causing him to blush a bit. Misty looked at the two, with jealousy in her eyes.
(End Music)
Meanwhile, Gary and his cheerleaders were wandering in a town when they heard some people snickering. "Huh?" asked Gary.
"Hey look. There goes Gary the Prick," said a Man.
"What?! Why are you calling me that?" asked Gary.
"It said so on the sign outside of Cerulean City," said a Woman.
"That's not true! It's supposed to say I was here and Ash and Mary are losers!" said Gary.
"Not anymore it doesn't. It says you're a prick and Ash and Mary are not losers," said a Boy. And everybody began laughing at Gary and his cheerleaders. Gary's face turned red as he growled angrily.
"Whoever is responsible for this outrage, I'm gonna make him or her rue the day they ever heard the name of Gary Oak!" yelled Gary.
To Be Continued . . .
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Gag Credits: Wanna give your Pokémon ice skating lessons? Go enlist them in the Snowpoint City Ice Skating Academy in Sinnoh.
Fifi: "Au revoir mon petite potato de couch!"
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto", Ash and friends learn of an unofficial Gym at Route 5 run by a tough Trainer named A.J. Upon arriving, they learn that his training methods are sometimes . . . questionable. Meanwhile, Fifi is accused by the mother Arcanine that she once crossed paths with of kidnapping the Growlithe puppy she once mistaken for a skunk hunk. So with the help of Mary Melody, Fifi must prove she's innocent. Is A.J. really a good Pokémon Trainer, despite his tough attitude? Can Mary help Fifi prove her innocence to the mother Arcanine? Find out, in "Path to the Pokémon League" on "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto".
I hope you enjoyed reading the newest episode. I never like how Misty caused Pikachu to refuse to fight her, so I had it so that Fifi convinces him otherwise with her aggressive amorous behavior. There will be other times where Fifi will have to do that to get Pikachu to fight. I hope you liked the inclusion of the mother of Misty and her sisters. Dizzy is now accompanying the group and Ash and co. must keep his appetite under control. Gary's found out that his insult toward Ash and Mary has been changed to insult him and he's mad. Throughout the story, Gary will also be a victim of the toons' antics. When I write "Path to the Pokémon League", Ash will be more likable compared to original version. But anyway, before I work on the next episode, I'm gonna work on "Cracking Knuckles" in my Sonic X and Pokémon Crossover series first. See you next time.