Author's Note
Episode 4! It sure isn't a bore! Extreme challenges are what's at stake this episode, and with the teams even by both members and gender, whoever gets out today, will be the 3rd to arrive at Playa de Losers. (Just don't tell the players or they'd quit the show.)
Here are the current teams:
Screaming Gophers: Applejack, Bandana Waddle Dee, Chun-Li, Della, Earthworm Jim, Gretel, Meowth, Mr. Bean, Octavia, Spinelli
Killer Bass: Ann, Crocodile, Jack Skellington, Kate, Larry, Mariah, Neo, Samurai Jack, Wiz, Vector
Now, continuing on with the don't try this at home messages, here is Wooldoor's with the second:
Wooldoor: This fanfic contains scenes of extremely dangerous yet cool stuff performed by fictional characters. Don't try those things at home. Don't blame us, blame the FCC. Which stands for faggoty cuntblocking clamfuckers. WHEEEEEEEE!
Let's take things to the EXTREME!
Episode 4 - X-treme Torture
"Last time, on Total Drama Island." Chris began on the opening shot of the island. "The campers were given a trip through Chef's bootcamp and man was he brutal to the campers." The host said over clips of Applejack getting stuck in the tires and Crocodile sinking into the mud.
"Crocodile made the first Total Drama alliance in history, by allying himself with Ann and Mariah. Although, it seems like one camper," Chris mentioned as the footage showcases Crocodile forming his alliance and then Ann's confessional afterwards, "isn't too keen on getting betrayed. After the use of his Devil Fruit, Crocodile helped the Bass win and, in turn, sealed Wooldoor's fate at the Campfire Ceremony." The Host with the Most stated as the footage showed Crocodile's play and then the Sockbat's unanimous vote off.
The flashback sequence ended as Chris was seen at the dock. "This week, we are taking things to the extreme! Will the Gophers get back in the winner's column or are the Bass just too strong? You'll find the answers to these questions and more on Total! Drama! Island!"
(Fade to Intro and into episode proper)
A bear is seen opening a wooden container and grabbing some marshmallows, but looks around to make sure no one is watching him. The camera cuts to the inside of the Gopher cabin men side, where Meowth is seen sleeping and then does the same for Applejack, who interestingly isn't wearing her stetson.
The camera then moves to the Killer Bass women side to showcase a snoozing Kate Allen and then the men side where Samurai Jack rests. However, the sound of a plane triggers his fight or flight instinct and he quickly gets up, grabbing his sword.
Outside, Octavia, Della and Mr. Bean for the Gophers and Wiz, Jack Skellington and Neo, fully dressed in their standard wear, go to see what's making that noise.
"Wait a minute," Della says as she squints her eyes, "is that Chris in a plane?"
Wiz does the same and his eyes slowly widen. "Yes, yes it is. I think we should run, because based on the way Chris is flying the plane…" he trails off as the camera moves to the host.
"Incoming!" Chris says as it dawns on the assembled 6 what's about to transpire.
"Ah phooey! EVERYBODY RUN!" Della yells and everyone takes off, with those who can talk, screaming. Chris flies the plane low and looks at what he just did.
"Yes! I'll finally get my pilot's license!" The host eagerly says, only to crash into the confessional cam and reveal the bear with the marshmallows, who had hidden there as he spotted Chris. The ursine sheepishly tries and fails to hide the marshmallow packets that he has, and then promptly takes off running in Gretel's line of sight.
Gretel - Screaming Gophers: Bears like marshmallows. Well, I know what I'm going to feed them next time I see one.
Chris stops the plane to showcase all 20 campers, most of them annoyed with being woken up this early. However, before he can start explaining this episodes challenge, Della has a legitimate question
"McClean, where did you learn to fly a plane? Please don't tell me your instructor was Launchpad." the duck asked, nervous.
"Not important for the challenge, but I'll tell you later. I was just preparing you for today's:" Chris started to say then pulled out a megaphone, "EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!"
The campers covered their ears when Chris did this, prompting Meowth to say. "Dat's no reason to ruin a catnap."
If Chris heard the Scratch Cat Pokemon's statement, it didn't show on his face. "This week, you'll participate in 3 challenges. First up: EXTREME SOFABED SKYDIVING! Campers will plum-er skydive onto an open sofa bed. We have a demonstration prepared for this one. Chef, if you would do the honors." The host said as his friend jumped on the sofa bed, which rolled up on him, causing the campers to cringe at the muffled pained screams.
"For safety reasons, you will be given parachutes." Chris said, tossing down decrepit parachutes that may or may not have holes in them. "Our participants will be Octavia and Larry!" Chris revealed reading from a piece of paper.
"Oh cool, I always wanted to go skydiving. This wasn't how I was envisioning it, but I am ready to go!" The demon owl said, intrigued.
"This is going to hurt, isn't it." Larry said, not too pleased to be chosen and worried for his safety.
"Not so fast, because we also have EXTREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING!" Chris revealed next as the camera cut to a closed in Moose, that was none too pleased to be there. "Campers must rodeo-ride this angry moose right here for 8 seconds or," as the view moves to a pile of smelly socks with a couple of the campers disgusted, "get tossed in this pile of stinky socks from the lost and found."
"This shouldn't be too hard then! Mooses aren't as aggressive as bulls are, anyway you look at it!" Vector confidently stated as the camera cut to him.
"It's your lucky day, Vector! You'll ride for Bass and Gretel will ride for Gophers!" The host responded.
"I really can't wait to learn more about this wonderful species," Gretel said before hoof meet face and she was knocked to the ground.
"Lastly, but certainly not least, we have EXTREME SEADOO WATER SKIING!" Chris announced as the view moved to a newly renovated obstacle course from last episode, now modified with rocks placed all over the area. "The chosen campers here must water ski over the mud to collect 5 flags and then cross the finish line with them, while the driver must stop them at all cost."
"How do you water ski without water?" Wiz asked.
"It's really hard, check it!" Chris replied before getting everyone to watch Chef water ski on the mud and then promptly crash. "Awesome! Samurai will ski for Bass and Bandana Waddle Dee for Gophers and drivers will be Spinelli for Samurai and Ann for Bandana."
"Uhm, ok?" Spinelli replied, confused.
"Now, here's the cool swag! The winning team of the extreme trilogy will earn immunity from the vote and multi-massage mobile shower!" Chris revealed and the camper all turned to see the shower door ajar. Angelic music, played by Chef Hatcher, served as ambience for the scene.
"If this is a dream, I don't wanna wake up!" Mariah said, eyes sparkling.
"Don't worry, this is reality." The host replied and everyone now knew what they could win in this challenge.
However, not everyone was impressed with what's at stake. "A mobile shower? We already have something like that in the washrooms, what's so impressive about that?" Crocodile stated, unimpressed with the stakes.
"Yeah, ones that everyone has to use," Kate said in response, "I'd much rather have this one so everyone on our team can have more private showers." Crocodile just rolled his eyes.
With the explanations concluded, Chris reactivated his biplane. "Alright, everyone go eat some breakfast and then report for the EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGES in 20 minutes!" As he took off, a couple of the players were coughing on the kicked up dust.
Moving to the mess hall, a cockroach moved into the area while the players were eating. Stopping on the Gophers side of the mess hall, Mr. Bean spotted it immediately and went to crush it with his paste bowl, but Octavia was faster and burned it to a crisp with her fire powers.
"Yeah, don't mess with a girl with fire powers!" The demon owl said, which resulted in Skellington, who was drinking water, spitting it out with shock and looking directly at Octavia. "Uh, are you ok, Skellington?"
"You have fire powers?" The skeleton from Halloweentown inquired.
"Yeah. Let me guess, you have fire powers too?" She replied, in a joking manner. All Skellington had to do was showcase a flame to answer the question. Both stared at each other with wide eyes and wide mouths.
Octavia - Screaming Gophers: I WAS KIDDING! I didn't expect that Skeleton to have fire powers as well. (Starting to get a little flustered now.) What do I do now? We're on separate teams so are we rivals or friends? I mean, my dad is probably watching the show right now and I know what he'd do. But I'm not him so. (She sighs) I guess we'll just wait and see.
Jack Skellington- Killer Bass: Well, this is kind of awkward. I didn't intend on finding someone to have a relationship with, let alone someone who shares my power set. Maybe after the challenge we could talk with each other if we're both still here.
Cutting back to the mess hall, both fire users have finished eating and have exited the mess hall and camera pans to Crocodile who has a contemplative expression on his face.
Crocodile - Killer Bass: Cross team friendships are already seemingly developing. I saw that interaction between Skellington and Octavia and I don't doubt there were more interactions I didn't see. Of course, I'm willing to interact with the Gophers, but that's only for the purposes of manipulation. A legitimate friendship between teams could mean that someone other than me has access to what's going on with the other team. (While smacking his fist into his hands, and a pulse of sand between his fingers.) I've gotta bust things up before that happens!
Crocodile walks out of the Confessional Cam arena to join back up with his teammates, ticked off by the development that has already happened. However, a pan to the bushes reveals that Applejack, who had finished eating in the mess hall earlier, overheard the major points of his confessional.
"So, y'all don't like cross team interactions," the earth pony mare said silently to herself, "maybe Ah should learn what he means by that."
After some time, there was a flash to the start of the challenge, where both teams stood behind their sofa beds. Octavia and Larry were busying themselves with getting ready for their skydive.
"Remember," Chris said as he walked on screen, "you 18 can adjust where the sofa bed is so that your teammates have a safe-ish landing."
Larry had fully put on the proper skydiving attire and then looked over to his Killer Bass teammates. "Don't worry! We'll give you a safe landing." Wiz said as Larry looked towards him.
"Besides, just remember that nothing can go wrong if we work together." Ann said before looking over to Mariah and Crocodile. Mariah quickly responded in the affirmative, while Crocodile took a bit longer to reply but it was in the affirmative as well. Larry pursed his lips at seeing this.
Larry Butz - Killer Bass: Yep, I'm doomed.
The camera cuts to the two participants in the plane looking down to where they think the sofas are. When Chris sticks his head out, holding a clipboard with a piece of paper on it.
"If you can just sign these forms." The host said.
"But we already signed forms to get on the show? What could even be on those documents anyway?" Octavia asked.
"I know, but I have this idea that I wanna get by the producers! It's for a cannibalism challenge, and I figured that you would be interested in signing up so we don't have to go out and buy them." Chris answered back, resulting in both staring open mouthed at him.
"What is wrong with you?!" Larry asked, appalled while Octavia held up an 'X' symbol with her arms. "No, we are not going through with that and that's final!"
"Ok, suit yourself. By the way, the drop zone is coming up." The host said before pulling back.
Both players looked down, but neither could see too well because they were too high up.
Panning down, the Gophers were trying to push their sofa bed, but it was proving to be difficult.
"OK, this isn't working. Does anyone have any idea on how we could move our sofa bed." Earthworm Jim asked. While Mr. Bean was breathing in and out beside him.
Applejack cleared her throat and her eight teammates looked to her.
"Ah was thinkin' we would have the strongest members push in the front and everypony else in the back." The mare explained.
"Dat's probably our best bet, because any moment, Octavia's going to jump. Plus, we all know her father will flip if she's injured." Meowth said before shuddering.
With no other choice, the Gophers executed the plan, hoping it would work.
Above in the plane, Octavia had a determined look on her face. "I hope they're ready!" She said as she jumped. Larry watched as the demon owl descended and with a nervous expression said. "I hope she lands it."
Panning back down to the ground, Della looked up and saw Octavia, who's parachute had activated. "She jumped! Quickly, move the sofa!"
The Gophers were moving the sofa bed, with Della on watch duty to watch where the demon owl went. They stopped the sofa to where Octavia would land, it opened up and she landed butt first on it.
"We did it! Nice plan, AJ." Meowth said and Octavia got off the sofa, leaving the pack on it. Turns out, good move because had she stayed, she would've been rolled into the sofa. All of the Gophers stared at the rolled up bed and then walked away, whistling nonchalantly.
Meanwhile, back up in the plane, Larry whimpered nervously.
"OK, remember. Pull the blue cord first and then the red one, otherwise the parachute won't open." He said before he went.
Now in freefall, he pulled both cords in the order he said and his parachute came out, however:
"And that is how you play Beyblade! Any questions?" Mariah asked as all of the Killer Bass, sans Larry, listened in.
"Wow! I didn't know how crazy complex this sport is. Almost makes me wonder how it could work in a F-Zero race." Kate said.
"Yeah, it makes you wonder." The pink haired girl responded to the singing F-Zero racers.
"Speaking of wondering, are we forgetting something important?" Skellington asked and everyone thought it through.
"Oh crap, we forgot about Larry!" Ann said in realization as Neo facepalmed in response.
"W-well as long as he hasn't… Oh, he jumped already." Wiz said and the underprepared Bass tried to move the bed but to no avail.
Larry had landed on his knees in the sand and was looking at his team annoyed. "Did you forget that I was going to jump from the plane? How come you weren't ready?"
Neo simply pointed to a pouting Mariah who said: "Hey, we thought we had more time!"
Crocodile was visibly annoyed by the outcome of this part, but he kept it cool and looked to Vector. "Can we trust you not to lose to the girl with the scythe on the other team?"
"Oh don't fret! I'll turn things around!" Vector confidently said as Chris flew overhead in his plane.
"Gophers win, Bass lose! One, zero!" The host announced the current score.
Mariah - Killer Bass: So, I might've put a target on my back if we lose today. Luckily, I'm in an alliance so I should be safe tonight.
The camera cut to the caged in moose as Chris' narration rang out. "Ok cowpokes, it's now time for the moose rodeo ride!"
Gretel walked up to the moose, leaving her scythe in the process. Meowth walked up behind her and wanted to ask a question.
"Gretel, are you sure you can learn something from the moose and survive for 8 seconds?" Meowth asked.
"Of course. Why else would I be so interested?" The blood maiden asked the Scratch Cat Team Rocket member while climbing onto the moose's back.
However, the moose wasn't ready to cooperate, as when Chef nervously opened the pen, the moose within 2 seconds bucked her off. Sending the blood maiden flying over Chris, who holds a stopwatch, and into the stinky sock pile.
"And Gretel's out?" Chris inquired confused only to see the girl emerge from the socks, with one in her mouth. "That smells big time for the Gophers!"
Then the footage paused briefly lengthening Gretel's misfortune. "Hold on, Let's just rewind back to me holding the stopwatch." Chris' voice is heard and the rewind focuses on Chris, while Gretel is launched overhead.
"I'm embarrassed," the host says as he circles his face and draws over the flying blood maiden above with a magenta marker, "This is so degrading, I mean I look like I just got out of bed! Can we please get more money in the complexion budget? Sheesh!"
The rewind ended with Gretel spitting out the socks in her mouth and teleporting out back to her team, still smelling like stinky socks. Causing her team to cover their noses. "No, but seriously, that was bad. Vector, it's your turn!"
Vector, having watched Gretel's attempt, simply said: "Bring it on!"
(Fade to commercials and back to the show)
Vector stood next to the angry moose and swiftly got on the moose.
"This is going to be so simple, just hold onto the antlers and you won't be thrown off!" The Anthro leader of Team Chaotix confidently said and grabbed the antlers.
This move pissed off the moose as smoke came from its nose and its eyes turned red. Chef, noticing the fury in the animal's eyes, said "Sweet mother of…" before the moose blasted the door open while Vector cheered excitedly.
The moose started moving towards the Bass, but they managed to get out of the way and the same had nearly occurred with the Gophers, but Gretel's stink sock smell caused the moose to head into the forest, with Vector still on top of it.
The bear from earlier was shown again, ready to indulge in eating some marshmallows that were stolen. However, the angry moose came by, with Vector still hanging on, and trampled all of them. The bear picked one of the ruined marshmallows up and sadly slumped.
It was officially knotted up 1-1, so whoever won the skiing competition would win the challenge for their team. During the break period, Mariah decided, without Crocodile's knowledge, to go speak with Bandana Waddle Dee.
"Hi there!" Mariah introduced, surprising the Waddle Dee in the process.
"Don't do that! You scared me. Plus, we probably shouldn't be talking to each other. I'm a Gopher and you're a Bass." Bandana responded.
"Is there a rule saying that we can't interact with one another?" The pink-haired Beyblader responded and Bandana lifted one of his arms and then lowered it, realizing she was right.
"So, what do you wanna talk about?" The waddle Dee inquired.
"Well, I've been showing my team how to play Beyblade, the game I'm extremely familiar with. However, I figured that I could get one of the members from the opposing team involved. So, are you interested?" Mariah explained.
"I think I'll think about it first. I'll give you my answer after the challenge ends, is that OK with you?"
"Yes, that's fine." Mariah replied and the two went their separate ways.
Spinelli - Screaming Gophers: OK, this is it! I'm driving Samurai and Bandana is skiing. I'm going to have to pull out all the stops if we wanna win!
The campers were all assembled to watch Samurai Jack's attempt for the Bass. Spinelli was sitting in the jet ski and Samurai Jack was primed and ready to collect the flags.
"Here are the Road Rules: there are none! Which means that this is going to be awesome!" Chris said, driving by in an ATV, "Are you two ready to roll?"
"Ready!" Both parties responded and Chris waved the green flag, giving the all clear!
Spinelli activated the vehicle and took off, swerving and turning as much as she could, to prevent the Bass skier from collecting the 5 red flags. Unfortunately, her efforts were for not as the time traveled Samurai had collected them all.
"Samurai Jack has all 5 flags! Spinelli needs to finish or she'll be disqualified!" Chris announced as Spinelli got desperate for a distraction. Spotting a tree branch as she drove, gave her an idea. Spinelli intentionally lowered the branch below the rope that connected the two and then she let it go, swinging it upwards.
Upon doing that, the ties were severed and Spinelli was launched to the finish line. But, Samurai Jack grabbed onto her back, at the last second, as she crossed with all 5 flags in his right hand.
Chris watched with a shocked expression that turned into his standard expression as he announced the result. "With that risky gambit that failed, Samurai Jack has crossed the finish line with a time of 1 minute and 10 seconds!" The Bass cheered at that, while the Gophers all groaned. "This means that, unless Bandana can finish in a faster time with all 5 flags, the Killer Bass are on their way to their second win in a row!"
Ann - Killer Bass: Hmm, I guess I could intentionally slow down the jet ski while on the controls. Besides, between sending someone home or having a shower for the team, it should be obvious what I'm going for!
"OK, Time to see who will win this challenge! Oh, and this time, we want a close race, so Ann, don't even think about slowing the jet ski down!" Chris announced as the course layout was shown again with 5 green flags replacing the red. Ann quietly said a swear word at that.
"Remember, the time to beat is 1:10. Are you both ready?" Chris asked and with both replying in the affirmative, Chris waved the green flag again.
With her initial plan outed, Ann simply decided to let Bandana have a false sense of security, by allowing the waddle dee to collect all 5 flags. Then, when it came time to turn around, under the threat of disqualification if she intentionally didn't finish, that's when the erracting movements began.
Ann drove in ways to waste time, like directly into the rocks or near the branches in the trees, then she gunned it straight for home, with Bandana holding all of the green flags still, when she was certain that she had wasted enough time.
"Ann has finished and Bandana has all five flags, which means that we must look at the time, to see who won. By a time of 1 minute and 14 seconds, the Gophers were close, but it wasn't enough! The Bass win!" Chris announced as the victorious team lifted the Phantom Thieves of Hearts member up over their heads and took her to the shower that they had won to celebrate.
Mr. Bean was seen visibly face palming and the remaining Gophers held similar disgruntled looks. "Despite your strong start with the first Extreme Sports Challenge, you collapsed hard down the stretch. However, you do get a prize as well:" Chris said as the Gophers expressions briefly lit up. "An all expenses paid trip to tonight's Campfire Ceremony, see you dudes tonight!"
As Chris drove off, the Gophers disgruntled faces returned. However, they quickly became disgusted as they remembered what happened to Gretel.
"Uhh, Gretel, maybe you should take the first shower tonight." Chun-Li stated and the team agreed with her statement.
"And why exactly would you think that? I mean, I don't smell that bad do I?" The blood maiden responded to the street fighter.
"Yeah, just don't be surprised if we don't keep you after this challenge." Spinelli commented and everyone turned their gaze to her. "What? Is there something on my face?"
"No, no there is not." Meowth said as he and the rest of the guys walked off and, getting the hint, so did the girls.
Gretel - Screaming Gophers: So, we lost. I don't necessarily care how the votes lay. But, seriously, do I really stink that bad? *All of the flies in the confessional cam fall to the ground after she says this. After staring for a short while, she says* Maybe I should check if I bought a good smelling potion.
The camera cuts to the already in progress Campfire Ceremony. With 3 players yet to earn a marshmallow, that being Bandana Waddle Dee, Gretel, who is sitting on a tree branch with a skunk in her lap, and Spinelli, the others have already earned their marshmallows.
"Don't worry, Bandana, you're still safe in this game!" Chris says as he tosses the Waddle Dee his prize. Pulling out his megaphone, he turns to the trees and says. "OK, that leaves Gretel, who couldn't keep her priorities straight and, as a result, got launched into the lost and found sock pile."
"HEY, I WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT THE MOOSE!" The blood maiden replies, petting the skunk while doing it, it's a male one, in case you were wondering.
Then Chris turns to the other assembled Gophers. "And Spinelli, whose attempt at sabotage ended-" the host started to say, when Spinelli stood up and, with a bit of anger, said. "I did what I could."
"Yeah, you say that, but over half of your team didn't think so." Chris responded before turning to the blood maiden, with his megaphone in one hand and marshmallow in the other, said "Gretel, you're safe!" He threw the marshmallow and Gretel caught it with her free hand.
"Oh come on! Seriously, at least I was focused on the challenge." Spinelli yelled, annoyed with her former team.
"Yes, but you could've done more in stopping Samurai, like say moving in more to prevent him from grabbing onto you." Chun-Li said.
Spinelli tried to come up with a response to that before saying "Whatever, I'm out of here." Heading to the boat of losers with her arms crossed.
With the ceremony over, Bandana Waddle Dee wandered over to the Killer Bass womens side and knocked on the door. Mariah, in her pajamas, opened the door.
"I've thought over your proposal, Mariah." The waddle dee whispers. "I think I'll take you up on your offer."
"Good, we'll start tomorrow." They both went their separate ways, not noticing Crocodile watched the whole thing and that his left eye was twitching. He heads back into the cabin furious.
Crocodile - Killer Bass: A long line of censored swear words came out of his mouth. It's clear that he is going to yell at Mariah the next day.
(Fade to Black and Credits)
Elimination #3 has been confirmed and Spinelli's time in the game has concluded on a dour note.
I wanted to go with a route that most TDI Season 1 stories don't do and that's eliminate the driver. Spinelli was never meant to go far in this season either, plus, I have plans for everyone else.
Also, Applejack and Crocodile will not be cordal next time, just to warn people ahead of time.
Voting Confessionals GO:
Mr. Bean: Has his paper out, considers both options for elimination and ultimately decides, after tapping the writing utensil to his head, to write down Spinelli's name, in cursive.
Applejack: Spinelli, honestly could've done a little more in the challenge.
Chun-Li: Spinelli, we might've had a shot if you didn't do what you did with the branch.
Meowth: Even though I doconsider her a bit odd, I gotta keep Gretel around, so Spinelli, I'm sorry.
Bandana Waddle Dee: Spinelli, Gretel helped me boost my confidence at the start of the show!
Gretel: Spinelli, even if you said you did your best, it still resulted in us losing.
(Votes for Spinelli: 6)
Spinelli: Gretel, what in the world were you thinking on the moose? Leave and take your potions and scythe with you!
Earthworm Jim: I gotta vote for Gretel, at least Spinelli tried her best.
Octavia: Hmm, someone whose attempt to stop a Killer Bass victory backfired, or someone who only lasted 2 seconds on a moose. Yeah, no brainer: Gretel.
Della Duck: You remind me too much of Magica De Spell, so I'm voting for you Gretel!
(Votes for Gretel: 4)
Next episode, it's time to cook some food!
Also, you can make good luck messages for the players that are still in the game if you want.
With that, Ciao!
TRCYOCI Elimination Order
22nd Tenko Chabashira (Danganronpa) Not So Happy Campers Part 2
21st Wooldoor Sockbat (Drawn Together) Basic Straining
20th Ashley Spinelli (Recess) X-treme Torture