Jersey City, New Jersey, 2026
CAROL DANVERS
Hey kid
KAMALA KHAN
Hey Carol!
Whats good how r u
CAROL DANVERS
Good good busy as usual
Listen real quick just wanted to ask
Did u maybe give my # to anyone?
KAMALA KHAN
WHAT no way
I know what a privilege it is to have ur contact
I would NEVA abuse it on my word of honor as a marvel
CAROL DANVERS
Got it
So you dont know anything abt all the cat pics I keep getting
KAMALA KHAN
Haha what?
CAROL DANVERS
Yeah cat pics hair style recs recipe ideas
When I got an invitation to Eid thought I'd ask u abt it
KAMALA KHAN
Ohhhhhhhhhh well maybe
There is a slight possibility thats kinda well
My mom
CAROL DANVERS
Kid ur moms a great lady and all
But I'm a little busy for cat pics u know?
KAMALA KHAN
Sure sure but ur comin to Eid right
CAROL DANVERS
KAMALA
BUSY
KAMALA KHAN
Look if u dont want her blowing up ur phone not coming to Eid is NOT THE WAY
And dont u wanna know how the flerkins r doin?
CAROL DANVERS
Goddamn it
KAMALA KHAN
So anyway bring a dessert
No coconut
PS Prince Yan can totes come 2