Day 3 of DxDecember. Two stripping chapters, have I gone mad? False. I was never not mad.
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Previously:
Lacking crack, no worries, I'm back. Coriana, Rias, Ravel, Xenovia, and Serafall already. Six chapters in and the biggest still hasn't featured, guess it is time to see the whole damn show. No, not RVD, it's the biggest set in the DxD world, Akeno!

Disclaimer – I don't own anything from the High School DxD anime/manga/light novel. All I own are my original characters and plot twists.

'Talking'

"Thinking"

'Ddraig talking and Sacred Gear sounds'

"Ddraig thinking"

*expression*

"Pailingual and telepathy"

Flashback

Chapter 6 – So nice we do it twice

The large gathering consisting of Rias' peerage, Sairaorg, and Coriana, as well as two of the four Satans, Sirzechs and Serafall, sat in the meeting room in Issei's house.

'Wait, why are you two here, don't you need to set up the events of the promotion test?' Asked Issei of the two Satans.

'Nah, Azazel can just offscreen it.' Said Sirzechs.

'I wonder though, such a power, surely it has to have some weakness.' Said Sairaorg, getting the plot back on track.

'Well of course, if there is no one around to strip for me, I have to rely on my memories, but that's a bit later on.' Said Issei, waving Sairaorg's concerns off.

'Is there a problem with remembering a previous strip show?' Asked Coriana.

'Well they lose their effectiveness over time. It is like gum. It still serves its purpose no matter how much you chew it, but the taste lacks the first kick you get, the explosion in your mouth. Plus, my Sacred Gear literally screams explosion, so I have to keep things fresh. That's only for big fights though. I still have base power just from having seen a strip show, it just doesn't explode.' Explained Issei.

'That sounds broken.' Commented Sairaorg.

'But the Boosted Gear is already broken, calling it the broken Boosted Gear is redundant. How is being able to double your power endlessly not broken? That being said, there is one weakness, me.' Admitted Issei.

'How so? If you can just loop your memories, surely you become unstoppable?' Questioned Sairaorg.

'You'd think so, but I still need blood flow to explode after all.' Said Issei, only for Serafall to start raising her hand into the air energetically.

'Oh, oh! You're going to tell the story of how my adorable Sona beat you now, right?' Asked Serafall.

'Ah, yes, I did hear about that fight going down to the wire, who won in the end?' Asked Sairaorg.

'Not important, no one is reading this for the plot, just the stripping, so let me skip ahead… or technically flashback.' Said Issei.

'No! What about my dear Sona?' Pouted Serafall.

'Pipe down short stack, Super Energetic Oppai Loli already had her time, it is time to bring out the big guns.' Said Issei, causing Serafall to pout and cross her arms under her bust, making it bounce.

'Ara? I suppose I never considered them to be guns before, but if I learned Stray Devil Viser's ability, I could really turn them into guns.' Said Akeno thoughtfully.

'Don't.' Said Issei softly.

'Why not?' Asked Akeno.

'Because if every time you go into battle you need to fondle yourself, I'm not going to be able to do anything useful.' Said Issei warningly.

'What if I let only you fondle them then?' Asked Akeno, causing steam to blast out of Issei's nose and ears.

'Stop it seductress, there is a story in this mess somewhere!' Said Issei.

'Ara? I didn't think there was, maybe we should let me tell the story from my perspective for a change?' Suggested Akeno.

'Be my guest, I need to settle down right now anyway.' Said Issei.

'Ara? Now I'm not sure if I want to tell the story, or help you settle down instead.' Said Akeno, resting her cheek on her hand.

'Just tell the story, Akeno.' Sighed Rias.

'Okay then.' Said Akeno with a giggle.

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The battle was looking dire; our heart was down. Issei had been almost completely drained and not in the way any of us would have preferred. One of Sona's bishops held up a pack filled with blood. Kiba quickly cut the line, but Issei looked dead on his feet and fell to the floor moments later.

'Issei! Keep it together!' Screamed Rias desperately, as she rushed to his downed form and placed his head on her lap. President Rias was normally such a tease, but when Issei was actually in trouble, she let out her true dere-side

'Pres, I'm feeling so weak right now, it is like… it is like… like I just spent the past twelve hours… no… it is like before the first time I saw true greatness. I can't even muster up any reserves to push on.' Said Issei tiredly.

'What do we do now then?' Asked Rias.

'I… don't know, but it's going to have to… have to be something big.' Said Issei, his eyes drooping.

'Ara? Big? Why didn't you say so earlier?' Interjected Akeno, realising her time had come at last.

'No, Akeno, we can't! This is an official game.' Protested Rias.

'Ara? Rias, the means do not matter here, only the ends.' Said Akeno diplomatically, causing Rias to sigh.

'Can we at least put up a barrier or something to preserve at least a little of our modesty?' Requested Rias tiredly.

'Oh of course, like a private room. Leave it to me.' Said Akeno, raising her hand and causing a curtain of darkness to surround Rias' peerage, consisting of Akeno, Rias, Asia, and Koneko, along with the downed Issei, Gasper and Xenovia having already been retired, and Yuuto having left to chase down Tsubaki.

'Akeno, wait, don't you think I should do it?' Asked Rias.

'Issei asked for big, and I am the biggest. You've already had your turn, Rias.' Said Akeno in amusement.

'New isn't always better.' Said Rias, with a pout, as she crossed her arms under her bust.

'No, but bigger is better, sorry Koneko.' Said Akeno.

'Just give me a dozen more chapters and I'll get there.' Said Koneko nonplussed.

'In that case, let me get started.' Said Akeno, pulling her bow tie off.

Issei's eyes widened, as Akeno used her bust to pop her shirt open.

'Amazing.' Gasped Issei, as the top was quickly pushed aside, revealing a black lacy bra.

'I do like this uniform, but it is too quick.' Said Akeno, as she undid the corset, with the shirt and corset hitting the floor moments later.

Akeno turned around and slowly slid her skirt down, her long hair sliding down her back and obscuring the view. Akeno then stepped out of her brown shoes and slowly pulled off one knee high sock after the other, leaving her in only her underwear and her orange ribbon.

'Issei, you're not giving me much feedback here.' Crooned Akeno.

'I'm trying, but I only have so much blood to spread around, so things are taking longer.' Admitted Issei.

Akeno frowned and got closer to Issei, straddling him and causing his eyes to widen.

'Then look very closely now.' Said Akeno before unclipping her bra and letting her chest be exposed.

'Ah, much better.' Said Akeno, feeling the shift in Issei.

'Akeno, what are you doing, you can't do that here?' Hissed Rias.

'I just needed to make sure I could get a reaction. My confidence was almost shaken, President Rias.' Pouted Akeno, before she stood back up and pulled down her underwear, keeping her breasts in view the entire time.

'Akeno… Akeno! I, I need more. I'm terribly sorry. I am ashamed of myself that I have been weakened this much. This was beyond my dreams even and I can't even give you an appropriate response. Damn it!' Shouted Issei in anger, finding himself feeling quite impotent at the moment, pun completely intended.

'Ara, ara. You have nothing to worry about my dear little junior, this was not the show, this was the pre-show, I just needed to change my outfit.' Said Akeno, causing Issei's eyes to bulge again.

'Y-you mean?' Gasped Issei.

'Yes. You've already seen Rias strip in the school uniform and it is important to continue with new stimuli, isn't it? So now, you will see a real life Miko strip.' Said Akeno, before using her magic to clothe herself in her Shrine Maiden attire.

Issei started to weep genuine tears.

'Issei, what's wrong?' Asked Rias, with an anxious look on her face.

'I'm so lucky. I've never felt so unworthy. Thank you for this blessing. I am so glad I am Japanese and about to see the culturally appropriate ideal woman, in culturally sensitive attire, disrobe for me. I feel so privileged.' Cried Issei in joy.

'I-I could wear a Shrine Maiden outfit.' Pouted Rias.

'You could, but I am an actual Shrine Maiden, Rias, don't forget. While you are the west, I am the east and this is every easterner's dream.' Said Akeno.

'Y-you know I wish I was Japanese too.' Said Rias with a frown, poking her index fingers together.

'It is nothing to be upset about, Rias, you have your niche, I have mine. Now Issei, please watch closely.' Said Akeno.

Issei seemed to be regaining some of his strength. Akeno undid the bow on her hakama and let it slide down, revealing her creamy thighs, her haori covering her waist. Akeno then undid the bows on her sleeves with a swift double-sided flourish, revealing her delicate arms, as the sleeves slid off gracefully.

'Please watch closely now, Issei.' Said Akeno, crossing her arms over her chest to reach her shoulders, while slowly sliding the top to the side, exposing her neck and upper chest, but still keeping herself hidden away.

Akeno then pulled her haori open, revealing all of her creamy expanse of skin, not having any underwear in her traditional attire. Issei felt himself pulsing in both of his heads, blood rapidly cycling between the two and accelerating his recovery.

'President, please get ready, I am almost done and so is Issei.' Said Akeno, using her mixed wings to fly into the air, letting her sandals fall to the floor, before sliding down her soft white socks.

'Now Issei, there is only one time I can truly do this for full effect so please watch closely.' Said Akeno, before pulling the ribbon out of her hair and letting her dark locks frame her gorgeous form, accentuate the curves of her form.

'I'm ready.' Said Issei, as the barrier started to crumble.

'Dastardly Devilishly Delightful Dual Disintegration Destroyer.' Said Issei, as he snapped his fingers.

'Quickly, do it now!' Screamed Sona, before feeling her magic start to fade.

'Reverse.' Said the busty silver haired bishop of Sona, even as her form started to fade.

-line break-

'So who won in the end?' Asked Sairaorg.

'I think.' Started Serafall, only for Issei to cut her off.

'It doesn't matter what you think! There is to be no serious plot here.' Said Issei, only for Serafall to huff and pout, her compact form trembling in annoyance, causing her boobs to jiggle.

'Happy now?' Asked Serafall sourly.

'Very.' Replied Issei gratefully.

'So, where do we go from here then, don't you need some plot to get to the other strip shows?' Asked Corianna.

'I mean, not really. I guess you are right though. We should move the plot forward a little bit, even though Irina is great, having her do all kinds of lewd things must be tough on her, we should give her a break considering how much stuff she has been getting up to recently.' Said Issei.

'B-but, I thought I was the best girl; shouldn't I be used the most then?' Interjected Irina cautiously.

'Of course! I just want you to have the chance to rest up first, you've already stripped so many times.' Said Issei.

'I-I have?' Asked Irina, tilting her head to the side.

'You will.' Said Issei, causing the angel to blush.

'But I thought I was the cute innocent one like Asia, only curvier.' Said Irina, pushing her index fingers together.

'Yes, but that is why the act of you being lewd has all the more impact and adding in the risk of falling… it means we have to truly appreciate what you do for us, when you risk your entire existence for our sake.' Said Issei passionately, pounding his fist on his heart.

'So is Irina next?' Asked Coriana.

'No, like I said, we need to give her a bit of a rest, she has been working hard. Besides, everyone seems to have forgotten about the next one.' Said Issei.

'Who?' Asked Sairaorg.

'I, enter plot twist.' Said Ophis, magically appearing on the table, in view of everyone.

'No, her, the one hiding behind the sofa crying.' Said Issei, pointing at a head of silver hair.

'No! Don't bring me into this again now, this isn't the right order! Changing the order almost destroyed the world we live in. Do things right please!' Pleaded Rossweisse.

'I don't know. Poor Irina has been so busy. She is a staple, but even a staple needs a rest now and then.' Said Issei.

'Um, you don't have to worry about me Issei. My love makes me strong. My love for Lord Michael and my love for you, I am the ultimate reincarnated angel counterpart to your ultimate pawn. I will never waver in the face of danger!' Declared Irina, standing up and making a heroic expression.

'But what about in the face of an erotic striptease?' Asked Corianna, causing Irina to duck her head down and stutter.

'But I'm sure the little bit of plot in the story wouldn't let me fall, or we would lose our angel and I am so pure and good, even if I want to have Issei's babies. Ah, forgive me Lord Michael, amen.' Prayed Irina.

'I would never let anything happen to you Irina, I can not only make wood, but I can also make wooden knobs too.' Said Issei.

'Ara? Isn't that the same thing?' Asked Akeno.

'No, you can't twist human wood.' Said Issei.

'Oh but you can.' Said Akeno, with an intense gleam in her eye.

'I need an adult! Although, I guess an immortal infinite dragon loli will have to do.' Said Issei, teleporting to stand behind Ophis and holding her up by the shoulders, shielding himself from Akeno's frightening gaze with her diminutive form.

'I, was too early for my que?' Asked Ophis.

'Ophis, we asked you to wait for us.' Said Le Fay, as she appeared with Kuroka and Fenrir.

'I needed to move the plot ahead.' Said Ophis.

'How can you have plot without us, we are magical girl short stack and super-stacked cat girl!' Exclaimed Kuroka indignantly.

'Hey! There can't be another magical girl short stack.' Protested Serafall.

'You are different kind of magical girls though. Le Fay is classic, and you are modern, if anything you should team up together.' Suggested Kuroka.

'What do you think, Le Fay, want to be on Miracle Levia-tan with me?' Asked Serafall, appearing in front of the girl and holding both of her hands with her own.

'I'd rather be on Oppai Dragon.' Admitted Le Fay with a blush.

'That's what she said! Wait, did she really say that?' Exclaimed Issei, before looking puzzled.

'Don't worry, we will both get to be on top of Oppai Dragon at some point.' Said Serafall, with a dazzling smile.

'Oh, then I would be happy to, as long as Oppai Dragon cheers for us.' Said Le Fay, with an equally dazzling smile.

'A tandem strip! I am truly moved at this soon to come collaboration; it is just a shame we are still a little bit off such a thing.' Said Issei.

'I, could just skip ahead.' Said Ophis.

'Hmm, and that would sidestep the whole dying issue… I'll think about it.' Said Issei, placing the powerful loli back down on the table.

'So what now then?' Asked Rias.

'Well, I think we might head back, there are too many people here now to keep track of. Poor Xenovia is just sitting their quietly even though she was the star not too long ago.' Said Sirzechs.

'It is fine, I am already planning for a three-woman strip, I just need to work out the appropriate collaborators. I know Irina will be involved, but our third may be more difficult.' Said Xenovia.

'Wait? You're already planning another one with me before my first one has even been told? Mou, I'm too popular, but I can't be this lewd and adorable at the same time.' Pouted Irina with teary eyes.

'You should take it as a complement, Irina, you are invaluable and elevate those around you.' Said Xenovia.

'B-but, I'm not very erotic.' Protested Irina weakly, only for Xenovia to grope her suddenly.

'E-eh! Xenovia, what are you doing.' Asked Irina.

'Just making sure to remind you that you are very erotic even if you don't realise it.' Said Xenovia, before giving a harsh squeeze.

'Kyaa!' Exclaimed Irina.

'Ok, I think it is decided!' Declared Issei.

'B-but, what about my rest?' Asked Irina, even as Xenovia continued to fondle her.

'No rest for the best!' Said Issei, causing Irina to blush.

-line break-

See Irina strip next time on Dragon Ball Z! Wait. I mean RDEOS. If you are impatient, you can always just see her strip in HOAD, as well as many more, including your favourite short-stacks, Ravel and Serafall, as well as super-stacked cat girl Kuroka, and the original DxD stripper, Raynare.