. . - ¿Maquina o Mujer? . . La presente historia no va sujeta a ningún acontecimiento qué pueda transcurrir en la serie original, todo lo qué leerán a continuación es producto de mí imaginación, por lo tanto no debe ser relacionado, ni comparado por ningún motivo..

The South Park boys who did not get sent to space tell three scary stories. Ghost Grandma: Nate heads to his grandma’s house to retrieve his missing camera. Attack of the Killer Coffee: Tweek’s parents buy a haunted coffee maker. Makeover Monster: Tolkien buys a makeup kit for Nichole, unaware that it is cursed.

After one too many people comment on her son's good looks, Sheila decides to put that theory to the test and enters Kyle in a beauty pageant. Complete.

"Abbreviate the longish names / You can bet that hearts will beat (Ooh-ooh) / The sort-of clever and nostalgic ones / Will sing their poems at breakneck speed" (Or:) It's a common writing practice among the pretentious and the soulful to put a little piece of themselves into their work, like a prize or easter egg of sorts for the listener to find. No one gave Nichole the memo.

When you spend a moment with someone and not know they’ll change you forever.

KennyTweek. College life begins, is Kenny ready for such a massive change? Can life actually get better or is that just another lie? TW: drugs, swearing, self-harm, mental illness, sex, probably other stuff too. Everything to gain, does he have anything left to lose? Tweek is ready for a new life too, but will his past be a hindrance? Or will everything actually get better?

The Jews endanger the Town of South Park and all of America.

The entire town of South Park had enough of Kyle and his family, Songfic.

Soccer

- Vamos a visitar a la abuela Tucker

Taking place one year after "Smoke on the Water," the music festival is back,and it's bigger than ever! Stan, Craig, and their friends couldn't be more excited, and hopefully nothing will go horribly wrong! But they should know better than that by now! Featuring old and new faces, what excitement and drama will the festival bring for the gang this year? Read and review, please!

In the wee hours of the morning, a prayer is answered. Or: "Your friends are a fate that befell me / Hell is the talking type / I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me / What you'd do to me tonight"

"I get positivity angry with the impertinence of it and the everlastingness. Up and down and sideways they crawl, and those absurd, unblinking eyes are everywhere." (Or:) According to most food safety experts, margarine, when exposed to the elements, lasts for roughly one month before going bad.

Craig and Kenny are an unbreakable team. Tweek is a mess, but he doesn't bother anyone about it. They all want to leave South Park behind after graduation. An adventure, a rollercoaster of emotions, and adorable teenage romance ensue. Enjoy xo [Rated M so I don't have to censor myself.]

Butters will do whatever it takes to make his relationship with Wendy get stronger over the summer, but the struggles of fitting in and rivalry get in the way. Everyone deals with their own relationships and friendships, making summer vacation more interesting. Not to mention, somebody new moves into town. Sequel to Cheeks of Glitter!

As much as I enjoyed The List and it was nice seeing Stan and Wendy get back together (until S20, fuck you), I think the ending could've worked out a bit differently. Image by JordyPorgie.

Stan Marsh’s life had been turned upside down one fateful week. School is rough, his girlfriend had broken up with him, and above all, vampires had invaded his small mountain town. But one fateful encounter with a red headed half vampire would change his life forever. (This story is mostly Style with lots of Kenjorine and a little bit of Creek : ) ).

When a new girl recently moves into South Park Colorado, she‘s invited to play with the boys and their friends. She soon found herself embarking on numerous quests, as her bond with the boys slowly grows, and she unintentionally finds something she was indifferent with at first. Note that this fanfic is told in a first person narrative.

For centuries, humans and humans with animalistic characteristics known as hybrids have always coexisted. Kyle, an 18 year old half-fox, lives by himself, isolated from everyone else. His life of peace is ruined one afternoon, when he discovers a human getting beaten up near his home.

16-year-old Stan Marsh had always been an outcast, and he expected it to stay that way. But when Kenny invites him to join a band, he finds himself on a journey through emotions that he never knew existed. But Kyle & Cartman are convinced that their two friends are slipping away and are willing to do anything to get them back.

Craig ocupaba ser liberado del estrés. ¿Quién puede ser bueno en eso? Exacto Kenny. Kenny será el que libere el estrés del Craig. Crenny

Not everyone in the world of Arcana is born with magic, and it's even rarer to find an individual who possesses two or more elemental attributes. When Kenny learns about a new student that can use two different elements is attending the same academy as him, he makes it his goal to get close to them. After all, he likes having strong (and good-looking) people around him.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are playing with their ninja weapons which they purchased some time ago - and invite the New Kid to join in their game. The child of no words has nothing at hand to battle against his four opponents - but he may just be able to take all of them on with a certain weapon of his own…

Professor Chaos has been captured by the superheroes of South Park. There is debate as to whether he was caught by Coon and Friends or the Freedom Pals, but what is for certain is they intend to make the notorious villain suffer - with the help of the New Kid…

Stan visits Kyle in the park county police station.