Heh... hi guys.
So you're probably wondering why I'm making this...
Well... As I am writing The Book Of Mudora, I wanted to make another crossover idea, and Monster Musume came to my mind like an enigma.
'Cue Milk Carton Dropping'
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Anyways, I thought this silly little premise would be a fun old time, and I think y'all are gonna like it, I mean the RWBY girls are gonna be cute monster girls and our resident noodle blonde is going to be the wonderful, but confused host of all of these lovely ladies.
I mean... I hope you all will enjoy this idea. This is honestly my take on just shenanigans and comedy if it sticks. I usually have a dry sense of humor with references to other media. So expect some references to Youtubers and all that jazz. But it doesn't mean I can't try and make my own humor.
I can be funny... I think... I hope...
So... If you aren't a fan of that I apologize in advance and maybe you'll like the RWBY Girls just being monster girls or something like that. I don't know I'm grasping at straws here!
So with that out of the way... Let's step into another AU that I wanted to give a whirl.
I don't own RWBY or Monster Musume, but if I did Ruby would be the cutest Werewolf Liminal...
But she ain't in this one hehehehe...
Chapter 1: The Cute Reaper Comes Knocking
The sound of exerting was heard as a familiar mop of blonde hair and blue eyes was moving a particular heavy box labeled 'Comics' towards his new room that he was moving into.
"Man what a workout," Jaune swiped some sweat off his brow and took a look at his new room in his apartment. Tons of brown cardboard boxes littered the floor around the room, next to his bookshelf that was set up in the room already, the king sized bed had small boxes set on it to not completely clutter the floor. Everything was just a mess in his room right now after taking a couple hours this morning to move a lot of his personal belongings, clothes, and other items that was at his parent's house when he brought the moving truck here.
"That should be the last of the heavy boxes, now to move check out the rest of the space for this apartment." Jaune wanted to get a glass of water anyways, so he went towards the kitchen to get a glass and have a refreshing drink.
Jaune Arc, age 19 and finally moved out on his own in this nice apartment building in the city of Vale. After years of living in a big house with seven sisters. The blond teen knew it was time to leave the nest, despite the approval of his father, Nicholas and the blubbering mother hen that was his mother was.
He could still feel the tears from weeks back from his hoodie and the worried wails that his mother gave out that her baby boy was becoming a man.
Jaune only blushed at the next sentence that his loving mother gave out.
"I better be expecting grandbabies out of you young man, find a nice girl and give me a grandson or granddaughter you hear!"
His mother can be a bit of bother with grandbaby talk, its probably why his older Saphron feels a little uncomfortable taking Adrian to visit from Argus and his two older sisters and twin sister don't talk about wanting grandbabies at the moment.
Now that 'mantle of responsibility' shifts to him when he moved out from his hometown in Ansel towards the bustling city of Vale. Talk about a culture change from being in a backwater, out in the boonies town like Ansel and moved into one of the biggest populated cities in Remnant.
To be honest, Jaune never thought he'd find a decent career or have enough money to live out here in Vale, but thanks to this relief program that the city started, he was able to get this nice big apartment building by himself to live in! Talk about getting a lucky break! Jaune thought this place would have been snatched up immedately by someone else.
Apparently this apartment building was sanctioned by the Vale head council for people like him that were struggling to find a place because of the high Lien prices. The only catch however they said was that Jaune needed to fill out a form saying that they need volunteers to keep a homestay with them, get them acclimated to the life in Vale and in return, the host person can stay in the building and gets a nice chunk of bonus money they get to keep every month.
Jaune knew he had to get on this program. Sure he was socially awkward, but he didn't mind having some company during his stay in the apartment. So he put his signature on the fine print SEVEN TIMES! To show the city council he was that serious on this and sent it back to the Vale Council to show proof.
Sure he only has a dust selling clerk job that doesn't pay a ton of money. But when Jaune got the first incentive check in the mail from his old house. He thought he was going to have a heart attack with how much money they sent.
"So many zeroes..." Jaune thought as he looked went to check everywhere and make sure the apartment looked at least nice before the homestay decided to get here. The kitchen looked lovely with all the necessities with a working fridge, gas grills thanks to fire dust technology, a dishwasher thanks to some water dust, and even some nice appliances like a toaster oven, food processor, coffee maker, and even a popcorn making machine. All thanks to the Homestay Department Association or (HDA) for short. Jaune really thought these people were being too generous with their gifts.
The dining room looked pretty nice, could use some touchups in Jaune's opinion and some decorations, but it looked nice with a big table for more than four people, which was a little odd for Jaune. But it just meant when his folks come over sometime to check out the place along with his other younger sisters he could fit most of the family here. Make a nice dinner and talk about how he's been doing, it'd be nice to hear from his younger sisters like Cyan, Indigo, and Peridot.
The living room looked acceptable. He had a nice big old couch thanks to his dad Nicholas Arc getting it for him. It was a pretty comfy leather couch, nice and cozy for those movie nights and just a nice place to sleep. There was also two sitter loveseat that was next to the room, curtsey of his mother when he 'finds the one'. All Jaune did was stutter and have his face red like a tomato.
A nice coffee table, a rug on the wooden floor, and some furniture to hold up his TV and video game consoles in the living room.
He checked the bathroom earlier and thought that was a bit much in his opinion. A nice big shower and separate bathtub that could fit big people the size of a giant. Jaune didn't really need that big of a bathroom, but he guess it was a nice touch.
All in all this apartment was magnificent and he only had to share it with one person for his homestay which didn't seem too bad. Jaune wasn't the biggest social butterfly but it didn't mean he was totally inept at making conversation, he was just a bit on the awkward side. He hoped when the liaison and homestay get here today they will talk about what was part of the contract with him. The HDA messaged him about a one of their agents coming down to see him today this afternoon along with his homestay to officially meet and greet.
"I just hope that the person I get is pretty friendly." Jaune said to himself as he was fluffing the couch cushions to make everything look nice and organized for the two people's arrival.
A noise from his scroll went off in his pocket when he was done giving a final look down.
He checked to see who it was and saw to be one of, if not his best friend that went to high school with him Lie Ren.
"Hey. How's the moving going over there Jaune?" The Black haired teen said to the blonde.
"Oh its going alright Ren." Jaune smiled out to his friend at the scroll. "Just finished bringing the last of my moving boxes from the truck. I'll bring the truck back in the morning once I'm done with meeting with that HDA agent."
"They haven't come over to your apartment yet?" Ren said, his voice was miffed. "I mean my representative and homestay isn't showing up until tomorrow when I move in to my new home, but yours should be there by now. Its almost 1PM right now." Jaune checked the time on his scroll and it said 12:45 and his guest said they be here by 1PM on the dot.
"I'm sure they'll be here on time Ren, there's no need to worry about it," Jaune said sheepishly. "B-Besides, I b-bet the homestay is just as worried about meeting new people as I am." Jaune only chuckled out nervously, which only caused his black haired friend to give him a sympathetic look at Jaune.
"Jaune. Everything ok on your end?" Ren just wanted to make sure if was going to be alright. Which only got the blond haired teen to give off a stressful sigh from his friends question.
"I don't know Ren... guess I'm just nervous about this homestay." Jaune began to pace a bit in a panic. "What if this doesn't work out? What if I can't help this person? Can't be there for them in their time of need? If I am a bad homestay?" The blond just kept rapid firing questioning.
"Jaune. Take a few deep breath and calm yourself for a second, your stressing yourself out." The blond did exactly what he was told as his body just let the air go into him and breathed back out once more, doing a couple times his frazzled mindset calmed down a bit from that. "There you go. Now Jaune, don't worry about this. We are both doing this homestay program so we are both in this together alright?" Jaune nodded out, remembering that Ren was having a homestay in his home as well.
"Once that homestay gets to your home and is staying with you, just take care of them like your sisters. You treat your sisters right and love them unconditionally. So I know you can be the best host for this person who's probably nervous living here in Vale for the first time." Jaune was feeling a bit better after that little pick me up.
"You really think so Ren?" Jaune questioned, still feeling a little apprehension.
"I know so man, Just remember to be one thing friend: Be yourself." Ren gave the blond a little smile to reassure his friend.
Jaune just let out another deep breath and exhaled slowly. He smiled at the scroll with his friend seeing him, the pink eyed teen finally seeing Jaune relax a little bit.
"Thanks Ren. I needed that buddy."
"Hey what are friends for." Ren responded back.
However their conversation would be cut short as the doorbell rang in Jaune's apartment, signifying that he had someone at the door.
"Well. That's probably the agent that I am meeting with today. I gotta go Ren, I'll talk to you a later when I'm done with the meeting alright?" Ren nodded and said 'good luck' before the scroll hung up, ending the call.
Jaune made his way to the front door and was about to open it.
"Alright Jaune. You can do this! This my first step of real responsibility out on my own, I know I can do this!" As the blond was giving himself a pep talk, he squealed like a little girl as he got startled by the doorbell getting rung once again.
"Sorry, I'm here!" Jaune said as he opened the door to greet who was there. What met his gaze was two figures in the doorway.
And what killer figures they were to the male's opinion.
"Good afternoon, Jaune Arc was it." The first figure said to him. "I am special agent Coco Adel, but you can call me Ms. Coco or Ms. Adel as we go along with this homestay program." The sunglasses wearing suit told him, as she lowered her shades down slightly to look Arc with her chocolate brown eyes.
This mature woman had a mixture of not only professionalism but style as she was wearing a dark brown business' suit that failed to stop her 'attractive curves' from showing up to the male blond, topped off with a matching mini skirt and black leggings. Her head was covered by a black beret that didn't stop Jaune from seeing her beautiful brown hair with one of the tips colored a slightly different caramel color.
In Jaune's opinion this woman was not only pulling the fashion look off in a suit, she was definitely pulling off the sexy look in the blonds opinion with those healthy looking thighs and knock out body in that attire.
"H-Hello I-I-Its nice to meet you. N-Name's Jaune Arc." The blond stuttered out.
"I know blondie, I read your profile for this meeting today." Coco said.
Jaune's eyes were looking at the agent up and down. He was very nervous with women, especially with bombshells like this one. However the snapping of fingers in his face broke Jaune out of his staring contest at Ms. Adel's figure .
"My eyes are up here stud, you know its not polite to stare at an beautiful young lady right Arc?" Coco teased out with mirth in her voice, as she pushed her figure forward to accentuate her clothed assets to tease the blond further.
Jaune blushed at being caught ogling her figure, "OH! I am so sorry. I-I didn't mean to stare! Its just that your so pretty and all." Now Jaune was just waving his hands in a panic and trying to double back before he inserts his foot in his mouth even more. "I-I mean... sorry." He finished off weakly
Already he was making a bad impression on in the first few seconds.
But Coco just gave off a sensual laugh at the nervous blond.
"Water under the bridge. Though I do appreciate the compliment big guy." She didn't mind anyone staring at the goods, she knew she looked sexy in her suit. It was tailor made to have her look good after all. "But remember the rules Jaune~." Coco said seductively, which caused his face to light up even more red like a fire engine. Damn teasing this kid was fun all around for the agent, she could do this all day if she wanted.
But Coco Adel was a professional in this business and plus she was on the clock. So as much as she wanted to tease the blond noodle teenager, she had a job to do and she will see it through,. "Let's get the introductions out of the way though Jaune, I am going to be your Cultural Exchange Coordinator for this homestay program." The agent gestured towards the other figure at the door with her. " And this is going to be your first person that's going to live with you. Well hun, why don't you introduce yourself to your new host." Jaune was a little confused by that other comment, but that could be ironed out when they talk about the details of the homestay.
Jaune 's still blushing face looked at the other person at the door. The person was female and way smaller than him. Her clothes were very... strange as she had on a black skirt with all kinds of red on the upper outfit, topping it off to show some skin at the front. She had a red hood covering her head to block any features he could really see. Wearing stockings to cover her legs with some black boots. But the big feature that unnerved Jaune was the big scythe that was behind the smaller lady. In all honesty, if the girl was at his 6'1 height he might of called her the grim reaper with how terrifying she'd look.
Jaune saw the other girl flip her hood off her head and got a good look at her face.
The blond didn't want to be rude... But he noticed her skin was kind of pale. Jaune knew some people didn't tan well at all and didn't want to judge, hell Vermillion Arc his twin sister had issues being in the sun too long and got sunburnt pretty easily if she isn't careful, but she had some lightly tanned skin from that exposure.
But this girl was really pasty. Like unhealthy kind of glowing white silver skin. But that wasn't the only thing that was off about her. They say that beauty are the eye of the beholder.
Well Jaune would have to admit that this girl had the most exotic, beautiful eyes he has ever seen on a human being ever. Her eye color was the most gorgeous thing he has seen. It was like he was gazing at the purest of silver stones, topped off with her sclera being this exotic black instead of the usual white.
It was like looking into open space with her iris being the pretty center piece, looking into her eyes was like staring into the sparkling moon. Her hair was black in the center and as it continued on gradually got more red as they reached the end. Her face had the sweetest looking smile that could light up the whole block.
Honestly if Jaune didn't see that terrifying scythe behind the girl's back, she could of been the cutest thing he'd ever seen around town.
I mean... she still is, but a horrifying weapon was behind her back so maybe that docked some points.
"Hi! My name is Ruby Rose! So I am guessing you are my host from now on?" The smaller woman said with a curious tilt to her head and a little worried expression on her face
"Yes I am. Welcome to your new home Ruby!" Jaune announced out with enthusiasm, causing her previous nervous feeling to wash away after that and putting a smile back on her face.
"Sweet! Do you make good cookies Jaune? My mother told me how certain hosts can bake the best cookies! Are you one of them? Can I have some?!" Ruby's rapid fire questions and her sweet pleading face made the blond chuckle a bit, Jaune had a feeling he'd get along with this sweet little girl. She was so adorable it hurts.
"Well I'll have you know that make the best cookies this side of Vale Ruby." Her eyes widen, before she felt the need already to hug this amazing guy. But before she could, Coco put a hand on her shoulder make her settle down a bit.
"Calm yourself Ruby. We'll have time for that after our talk. Do you mind at all Mr. Arc?" Coco said with her sunglasses put down slightly with a sensual smile on her lips.
"No, not all Ms. Adel. Come in and make yourself at home you two. Let's talk at the dining table." Jaune was feeling great, the conversation might have been shaky at first, but at the end he stuck the landing for these two right now. So far so good for now.
Ruby pumped her fist in the air and walked pretty fast into the apartment. "Alright this is gonna be the best home ev-WHOA! AH!" But she moved a bit too fast and was tripping herself, and about to run into Jaune.
"Look out!" Ruby warned the blond before colliding with the teen and the two bodies hit the wooden floor with a tumble, with a big thud following after the collision.
"OUCH!" Jaune heard the noise from little Ruby.
"Hey Ruby are you..." Jaune would have finished that sentence, but the words died in this throat when he looked at the girl.
Or... Whatever the hell he was holding.
"Are you alright Ruby?" Coco asked the girl on the ground.
Jaune grew pale when he heard her voice, but not from her body. "Yeah, I'm just fine Ms. Adel. Just got to work on not walking so fast." Jaune turned his head to the noise to see who made it.
Only to find the disembodied of the little girl right next to his face.
Talking... normally...
He looked back at the body that was laying on him before he saw the Oum forsaken thing just get up off of him.
"Wha... Wha..." Jaune's eyes widen to the size of dinner plates, he has just witnessed a headless body get off of him and proceed to pick up the talking head that laid next to his face.
"Just be careful next time flower girl." Jaune thought Coco would have been freaking out too. The other bastion of sanity to just see a HEADLESS BODY pick up a decapitated head and treat it like a normal Saturday afternoon. "Mr. Arc are you alright?" Coco said to check on him.
"NO I'M NOT OK WITH THIS! WHAT IS GOING ON! HOW ARE OK WITH THIS!" His mind screamed out, but his lips couldn't get anything out except of frantic breaths.
That's it... he was out of options.
There was only one course of action remaining to seeing this horrifying, bizarre phenomenon.
"Hey. Are you ok?" The body was now leaning over him... The head was talking from her arms. "You seem to be a little pale there Jaun-OOPS!" Her bodies hand slipped and let go of the head. The little girl's head landed on Jaune's prone chest and rolled towards his face, looking extremely embarrassed by the accident all together. "I am SO sorry about all this Jaune? Can we start over?" The head gave off a nervous smile to the catatonic Arc male.
Ok... guess its time to activate last resort response to all of this. The only rationale to have when a person's disembodied just landed on him to start talking to him.
The blond fainted in shock, surprising both the other ladies from what just happened. But it didn't matter, Jaune Arc fainted from the shock of a young girl's head rolling into his body.
There wasn't any noise coming from the apartment, all was silent until Coco let out a loud explosive sigh in resignation.
"This... Was not a good start Ruby." Coco groaned out with her hand pinching the front of her nose in annoyance.
"I know Ms. Adel." Ruby only looked down in shame.
"Alright. Let's just get him to the couch and lay him down and we'll try and salvage the situation ok?" The headless body nodded like it had a head. She screwed her head back onto her and grabbed Jaune's arms to drag him to the couch.
"Oh almighty Oum, what a clusterfuck. I seriously need a coffee right now." The agent woman was desperate for the nectar of the gods from this failed first impression.
Her boss was gonna kill her.
AND SCENE!
So y'all, this was the first chapter I hope you enjoyed what this is.
This story is going to be more comedy and harem shenanigans with our resident Arc boy.
So if you couldn't guess. Since this is gonna be Monster Musume crossover story. I am going to have a bunch of the girls shack up with Jaune, how many you ask?
Seven.
Just seven of these lovely ladies will be with Jaune, a tall order for our blond. But you already know little Ruby Rose is our first Liminal and our first girl in our monster harem.
But don't worry, the rest of Team RWBY is on the way soon. So that will be 4 in total, plus three more in Pyrrha, Emerald, and Cinder. However, we will be seeing more of the girls as Monsters later.
So how do you like the changes? I gave Ruby dark Sclera cause I thought it would be pretty cool in my opinion, but she'll keep her silver eyes. Out of all the monster girls I wanted to pick, I know Ruby is very energetic and a Wolf Kobold would have fit as well. But I wanted to keep her reaper motif and I made her a Dullahan for more comedic reasons like in this first chapter. I think its humorous that this little girl that is suppose to be a reaper of souls, but has the mind of a kid and accidently losing her head from how energetic she is.
By the way. I couldn't help but put Coco as the Ms. Smith. I just couldn't see her as anything else but the coordinator. Plus I think she looks sexy in a business suit like Ms. Smith. I haven't really watched Monster Musume, but I feel like Coco and Smith would have similar personality. Except Coco would be a bit more obsessed of fashion.
By the way, don't worry about this story overtaking Book of Mudora, I'll really only update this story if I feel a bit burnt out on Mudora. Just to keep some stuff fresh. So if your waiting for a rapid update for this one... I'm sorry I'll probably be a bit busy with my other story.
But I will update! I promise!
Honestly this story was just a test if y'all would enjoy, so... yeah.
One last thing. I know you guys probably want to give suggestions to what the other girls are going to be, don't worry. I have already figured out what I wanted for each girl. Also sorry in advance, but Ruby and Yang won't be sister in this one.
However it doesn't mean they can't have a loving sibling relationship as friends.
Either way, that's it for this intro chapter. I hope you all enjoyed and if you have any questions about this story, just DM me and I'll get to it if I am available. But other than that, comment, review, or any of that sort.
Next Chapter: Chapter 2: Head's Up Seven Up