Chris watched as all the teams pulled up to the film lot. "Well, there you guys are! I've been waiting all day!"
"Don was letting us have a group breakfast, then he told us to report to you," Carrie explained.
"Since when do you guys listen to him? You're on my show! I tell you what to do."
"Chris," Trent began. "We were told that Don was our supervisor."
Chris sighed. "Forget about Don! He shouldn't be bothered with this show! Now, it's about time we do another challenge."
Gwen Confessional:
"What happened to season one? We had 3 whole days in between challenges. Like hello, Chris? I'd like a break every once and a while."
"For today's challenge, you guys will be heading back to Stalakanava!"
"That's our challenge?" Gwen asked
"Can I finish?" Chris asked. "Okay, me, Chef DJ, and Chef Hatchet will be heading back to the island, which has been put back to normal overnight. As we're on a cozy little plane ride, you guys will be finding some way to make it back to camp. Last team to arrive faces elimination!"
"You're a jerk," Jo said.
"Thanks, now let us leave before you start. You can use any resources to get there!"
The teams watched as Chris loaded back into the Jumbo Jet. He looked at the window and took off. "YOUR CHALLENGE STARTS NOW!"
The teams stood there, looking at each other.
"Can we all agree that Chris is an absolute monster?" Zoey asked.
Everyone agreed with 'yeah's and 'oh, definitely.'s
"Well's it's been fun chatting," Lindsay said. "But, we're still competing so, goodbye."
The teams decided to set off. With no clue what they were going to do.
The Giggling Goats went into their party bus and sat down.
"What's the plan?" Devin asked.
"Well," Kitty began. "I feel like smashing Emma into the dirt! So if we do come up with something, we should make it quick!"
"That's what we're trying to do, pigtails!" Blaineley said as she filed her nails.
"Do you have any ideas?" Cameron asked.
"Listen, although I don't care for Emily, Chris said she was a local flight attendant as well. Just try and get a free plane to get to the island. Then we're first!" Blaineley suggested.
"Hey, looky there! Blaineley is useful for something!" Geoff said.
Blaineley rolled her eyes. "Listen, I don't want to act like the older one-"
"Well, you obviously are," Cody said. "It's like how my mother tried to be my sister's best friend."
"THE POINT IS," Blaineley yelled. "We need to get going."
"So, what's the plan, Lindsay?" Heather asked.
Lindsay watched as the Giggling Goats looked around and left.
"Lindsay, you okay?" Carrie asked.
"We need to follow that team!"
"Why?" Gwen asked.
"They're up to something! I know it!"
"Lindsay, are you sure you're okay?" Alejandro asked.
"I'm fine. Just follow me, follow them."
"Does anyone have a better idea?" Trent asked. "Nobody?"
"Just follow her and stop mumbling!" Heather demanded.
"So what are we going to do?" Courtney asked. "Any ideas?"
"Oh, I got it!" Sugar yelled.
Courtney sighed. "What is it?"
"Okay, so Ella used to always sing in malls! What if we went to the mall, and sang for money."
"That's not too bad," Mike said. "We can also do autographs and pictures for money until we have enough."
"Take Sierra, for example, people like her would pay for that stuff," Noah said.
"Okay, but guys, we need to get to an island. We don't need a bus or something! This will be a lot of work!" Courtney yelled.
"Let's get back up," Sammy said. "Isn't the AfterMath peanut gallery here? They can come with us."
Dawn smiled. "That's a great idea. The nearest mall is within walking distance."
"How do you know this?" Sky asked, "You just got here."
Dawn chuckled. "You'd be surprised at what I know."
"We can get a private jet!" Shawn said. "Super Mid-Size that holds 9 to 10 passengers."
"Wha-" Jo asked. "Why do you know about that?"
"When zombies are on your tail, you have to think about all the possible ways of travel. When they're on the ground, you gotta get in the air!"
Shawn Confessional:
"Don't these guys know anything about zombies?"
"How much is that private jet?" Courtney asked.
"352 dollars," Dawn responded. "Don't bother asking how I know."
"Well, looks like we're doing a meet and greet inside a mall with music?" Courtney asked.
"That sounds good," Scott said.
Scott Confessional:
"Courtney is smart and an amazing leader! She's so attractive too."
Courtney Confessional:
"This is a much better team! I'm so much more confident about this. And it's about time!"
Sierra led the Giggling Goats to the park. Sitting on a bench was Emily who was relaxing, listening to Dariana Zande's 7 Things.
"How did you know she was going to be here?" Jazelle asked.
"Instagrand story," Sierra said showing her.
Jazelle nodded. "Interesting."
Kitty walked up to Emily. "Hey, Emily."
Emily looked up, shocked to see them. "Oh, hey guys! Aren't you heading back to Island?"
"Yeah, we're actually trying to. We were looking for your help." Devin said.
Emily looked down at her phone and paused her music. "Why do you need my help?"
Blaineley rolled her eyes. "This is taking forever," she mumbled. "Okay, Chris said you were a flight attendant?"
Emily glanced at her then back to Kitty. "Yeah, I am."
"Can you by chance, get us a flight back to camp?" Devin asked.
"I can try to get you a flight. Let me take you to the airport." Emily suggested.
Lindsay, who was watching from a distance, looked at her team. "Let's head to the airport."
"Why?" Emma asked.
Lindsay looked at Duncan. "You have your knife with you, correct?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"We need to slash some plane tires," Lindsay said.
"Are you nuts?" Emma asked. "If we get caught, we're going to be arrested! We'll all be out of the competition."
The team looked at her and shrugged off her comment.
"Oh, so I'm the crazy one? Jasmine and Carrie, you agree with me right?"
The rest of the team, once again, left Emma, Carrie, and Jasmine behind.
"Listen, Emma, with Lindsay in charge and Heather backing her up, she's basically our leader," Jasmine mentioned. "We go with what those two say or else we're out of here. There's no getting past them."
"That's not how the game is supposed to be played!" Emma disapproved.
Carrie looked at her. "Sorry, Emma, but we're not in control. They are."
"Well," Emma said. "It's stupid! So ugh... just stupid."
The Running Roosters walked up to the mall. They had Leshawna, Beth, Eva, Jen, Tom, Brody, Dakota, Sam, Katie and Sadie, Topher, and Ella.
"You guys are seriously doing a meet-and-greet?" Leshawna asked.
"We figured it would be a time saver. Think of all the money we can get." Courtney said.
"What are the prices?" Beth asked.
"Well, autographs are $5, and photo shoots are $7! Then we will have a little hat for tips while we're singing." Courtney replied.
"Here," Jen said giving her a designer felt wide brim hat. "Don't ask where it came from."
"You just carry hats with you?" Jo asked.
"Well duh!" Tom stepped in. "Why wouldn't she? We're rich!"
Tom and Jen Confessional:
Tom: "So, a few months ago, we participated in Fashionista Flip-Flop."
Jen: "And anybody who could LOOK at us, would know we would slay and win!"
Tom" "The prize money was 1 Million Dollars."
Jen: "Which we split 50/50! We also met this really pretty girl."
Tom: "Her name was Jazelle..."
Jen: "TOM! IT'S HER IT'S HER!"
They walked into the mall which was packed!
"Where do we begin?" Scott asked. "This place is huge."
Mike sighed and looked at Dawn. "Chester would complain about the noise and Vito would rip his shirt off and begin flirting."
"Oh, it's okay Mike," Dawn said taking his hand. "Your aura will soon be soothing yellow! Meaning you'll be filled with life and joy."
"Let's hope. Thanks... Dawn?"
"Why are we hiding here?" Sammy asked as they hid behind a trashcan, behind Mike.
"Usually when I give advice, I disappear," Dawn admitted.
"Why?"
"It's just a habit! I'm sorry." Dawn apologized.
"It's ok, Dawn. And there's no reason to be sorry. But shouldn't we get back with our team?"
"Oh! I forgot we were on a team, okay, let's go!"
They quickly got themselves caught up.
"Oh my gosh! Sadie! I haven't been to the mall in like, forever!"
"I know! Last weekend feels like it was like, last weekend!" Sadie exclaimed as she looked at her phone. "I remember when I fell in the giant fountain!"
"That was so embarrassing for you!" Katie yelled. "The middle of the mall was so busy!"
"What did that idiot say?" Jo asked.
Sky looked at her. "We can do our set up by the fountain! It'll be super busy!"
"That's a splendid idea!" Ella said. "Don't you think, Sugar?"
"Oh yeah! I'm so famous in my little home town! Imagine how famous I'll be here!"
Eva scoffed. "No fans better try to take pictures with me! I'll crush their skulls into the dirt."
Jo smiled. "I like this girl."
"Why? Oh, and why did you bring me anyways?" Eva asked.
"Well, um, you have fans here," Courtney replied.
"I don't care about them!" Eva said as she looked away. "I'm going to get a soft pretzel."
"No! Don't... ah, it's no use." Courtney said as Eva walked away.
"Oh, I wanted to ask something," Topher said as he pushed by Tom and Jen.
"Ew, gross," Jen stated as he brushed by her.
"So, I was thinking that maybe I could do a Chris McLean bit to try and get us more money."
"Who would want to see that?" Sammy asked.
"Nobody! That's who," Dakota said with a disgusted look.
"That's a bad idea," Courtney said. "But, thanks."
"Well guys, there's the fountain," Noah said as he pointed to the flowing waters.
"This place is packed, brah!" Brody observed.
"Oh, we got this challenge in the bag!" Jo whispered to Sky and Sugar.
"Okay, do you know what you're doing?" Emma asked Lindsay who was sneaking around the airport.
"Be quiet Emma! I know what I'm doing! Heather, I need you to distract that woman at the desk. Then the Giggling Goats if they get here."
Heather looked around. "Fine! But you better hurry up!"
"Okay," Lindsay said, turning to Duncan.
Heather walked up to the lady. "Okay, so lady, why are you running around with my man?"
The lady looked at her. "I don't know who you are."
Heather looked at her and gasped. "OH! So I suppose you also don't know my boyfriend? The one you've been sneaking around with?"
The lady, who stayed calm, looked down are her computer screen. "I think you may have the wrong person, could you please not bother me at my workplace anymore?
Heather got on the desk. "PEOPLE OF TORONTO! THIS LITTLE SNAKE HAS BEEN SNEAKING AROUND WITH MY BOYFRIEND! I THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONE FOR ME! BUT NOW SHE CAME ALONG AND RUINED EVERYTHING!"
Heather Confessional:
"So yeah, not my proudest day."
Lindsay and Duncan made it out to the runway. The others were kept back.
"You know what you're doing, right?" Lindsay asked him.
"Slash all of those tires with my knife?" Duncan asked.
"Exactly."
Duncan did what was planned and came back. "You are one crazy-ass chick."
"Shut up, we have the challenge to win!" Lindsay said as she pushed by him.
"Gee." Duncan scoffed as he followed her.
Heather was still on the counter as the lady from the desk was balled up in a corner.
"You better cry! You broke my relationship you hag!" Heather yelled as she got off. "Show is over!"
Emily led the Giggling Goats inside the airport. "Okay just follow me here and-"
"Hey, guys!" Heather greeted. "What brings you here?"
"We're trying to get a plane." Cameron quickly responded.
Heather laughed. "Looks like we had the same idea! I'm sorry to tell you this, but all of the planes are booked! I just checked."
Geoff looked at her. "Well, you heard her, let's-"
"Wait, Geoff," Zoey said grabbing his wrist. "We'll check ourselves."
They tried pushing passed her, but Heather blocked them. "Hey, do you guys want to watch me do a cartwheel?"
Izzy looked up. "Yes! I'll join you!"
Devin and Kitty looked at each other.
"Izzy, shouldn't you stay focused?" Devin asked.
Kitty nodded. "Yeah, don't go over..."
Soon enough, Heather and Izzy were doing cartwheels in the airport. Out of the corner of Heather's eye, she saw her team leaving.
Heather smiled. "Well it's been fun but I gotta go now!"
"Bye!" Izzy waved. "Man, that girl is nuts!"
Emily went to her computer and saw the lady in the corner. "Oh, hi Debrah."
The Team looked at the lady and shrugged.
"Okay, we have a private jet that can take you guys," Emily said scanning her computer.
"That's amazing!" Cody said. "When can we-"
"Hold up." Emily hushed him. "I got a notification on my computer. Nothing is going in the air today because all plane tires have been slashed."
"Backups?" Jazelle asked.
"Boss is going to be closing the airport in a half-hour. There's nothing I can do. Sorry guys."
"Thank you," Kitty said turning back. "Wanna hang out after the show?"
Emily smiled. "Sure, if there's anything I could do for you, just let me know."
"Well, you already blew your first chance," Blaineley began. "So, we're not coming back to you."
Jazelle pushed her away. "Thank you for trying to help."
"Anytime." Emily waved as they left.
"So, what's the plan?" Devin asked as they exited the airport.
"How about we go to a different airport," Kitty suggested.
"That's not a bad idea!" Cody said. "Sierra, what's the closest airport?"
"There's one 78 miles from here," Sierra answered with a swift look at her phone.
"78 miles?" Kitty asked. "How are we going to get there?"
"We can walk," Cameron suggested. "It will take proper rest and a positive attitude, but in 3 days, we can walk 60 to 90 miles."
"You're crazy!" Blaineley said. "Follow me!" She went back into the airport and Emily was sitting at her desk.
"Oh, you're back!" Emily said as she looked up from her screen. "Is there something I could do?"
"So, you're a flight attendant and a hotel lobby worker?" Blaineley asked.
"Yup!"
"So you have a salary of roughly 90,000 dollars?"
Emily looked up. "Yes?"
"What I'm trying to say is that you have money! We need bus tickets and plane tickets. Roughly 4 thousand dollars?"
"Don't you think that's asking a lot?" Kitty asked.
"Here you go," Emily said pulling money out of a cash register.
Harold looked at her confused. "Um, are you-"
"I'm quitting anyway. Take the money and RUN!" Emily said as she waved them along. "Happy to help!"
"Thank you!" the team jumbled together.
"Make him see what we're all about a-whoa- oh yeah yeah!" Leshawna sang.
"Sisters, Sisters don't need a mister! Sisters, yeah, Sisters yeah!" Ella and Courtney sang as backup vocals.
"Oh Let's make him see! Make him see what we're all about Baby! Ah, revenge! Revenge Revenge Revenge!
"Sisters come together now!" Courtney yelled.
"Make him see what we're all about! REVENGE!" The trio finished. The crowd that gathered around cheered and applauded.
"Please donate to this little hat!" Jen persuaded. "Let's try to help out the Running Roosters win!"
"And catch us doing live recaps of Total Drama Ultimate on our web series, Total Drama Ultimate- After Dark with Tom and Jen!" Tom promoted
"We're such a great team!" Jen exclaimed as they highfived.
People came by and donated to the hat until it was filled to the top.
"That's a lot of cash!" Jo exclaimed. "Yo, Mutant girl."'
"Yes?" Dakota asked as she finished posing with another fan.
"How much money have you collected?" Jo asked as dumped the money from the hat into Sky's purse.
"I have... 70 dollars for pictures." Dakota said looking at Sam. "Hey, babe, how much money do you have?"
Sam looked down. "About 95 dollars for autographs."
"Well, that's almost half of what we need," Courtney mentioned. "How much was in the hat, Jo?
"About 120."
"We need one more song to do the trick," Courtney said. "Leshawna?"
Leshawna looked at her with big eyes. "Ooh Girl! No way, my thighs are burning!"
"Can we sing?" Sammy asked pulling Dawn with her.
Courtney looked at Leshawna. "Go ahead."
"Um, Sammy, what are you doing?" Dawn asked pulling her to the side.
"Making you sing with me!"
"No! I can't. Besides, I'm not a good singer." Dawn pleaded.
"Don't act like I didn't hear you singing to Loki. Besides, you made me ride out a hurricane on an island. You owe me."
Dawn looked at her then blushed. "Okay, fine! What are we singing?"
Sammy looked at her, and her eyes widened. "Dariana Zande's No Tears In My Eyes!"
Dawn smiled. "Okay!"
Sammy and Dawn got on a bench and smiled.
"Hello, everyone! We would like to sing you Dariana Zande's song, No Tears In My Eyes." Sammy said as more people gathered.
"Uh, if you like what we're doing, be sure to donate," Dawn said showing the hat. "And you can do a little meet and greet with the Total Drama Ultimate cast and crew!"
Sammy and Dawn looked at each other.
Sammy began with a loud, calm singing voice. She sounded like a mix of Lindsay and Bridgette. "Right now I'm kinda doing fine, you want me, just jump in line. Ain't got no tears in my eyes! So I'm doin' it up. Doin' it up! Mixin' I'm Kisssin'! I'm doin' it up yeah. doin' in up! doin' it up. Mixin' I'm Kissin' I'm doin' it up!"
"We gonna go up!" Sugar yelled as she hugged onto Ella.
Dawn looked at Sammy with a confident nod. Her voice was surprisingly loud, yet gentle. A mix of Heather and Sierra. "Ain't got my wings on my body, They flyin', but boy I try it! I try it! I try it! Won't matter how, what, where, who tries it! We're out here climbin', we climbin', we climbin'"
"So, Lindsay, what's your big plan now?" Emma asked. "We have no money! No way to get back to the island! And, we have no lead or progress! What are we doing?"
Lindsay smiled and picked up her phone. "Hi Chris!" She put him on speaker.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Lindsay looked around her team and smiled. "You may want to turn the plane around! We've decided to use an Immunity Idol!"
"Head back to the film lot! Don will use his yacht and bring you here. You guys are immune and you have 1 left!"
"Thanks, Chris!" Lindsay said as she hung up the phone.
Emma looked at her "What the-"
"Problem solved?" Lindsay asked.
Jasmine saw Emma's facial expression and took her arm. "Come on, Emma."