The TDU AM logo popped up as it quickly flashed the faces of Ella, Leonard, Tyler, Izzy, Noah, Sugar, and Shawn on screen.
"Welcome back to the After-Math!" Don greeted. "In a little bit, our peanut gallery will ask the eliminated contestants about their lame journies in the game! Then you guys will be able to submit your own questions for us to answer! But first, our roving reporter Eva has been doing an investigation about the lady in the airport that Heather totally slammed the happiness out of! Take a look..."
Getting Around E4
Heather walked up to the lady. "Okay, so lady, why are you running around with my man?"
The lady looked at her. "I don't know who you are."
Heather looked at her and gasped. "OH! So I suppose you also don't know my boyfriend? The one you've been sneaking around with?"
The lady, who stayed calm, looked down are her computer screen. "I think you may have the wrong person, could you please not bother me at my workplace anymore?"
Heather got on the desk. "PEOPLE OF TORONTO! THIS LITTLE SNAKE HAS BEEN SNEAKING AROUND WITH MY BOYFRIEND! I THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONE FOR ME! BUT NOW SHE CAME ALONG AND RUINED EVERYTHING!"
Heather was still on the counter as the lady from the desk was balled up in a corner.
"You better cry! You broke my relationship you hag!" Heather yelled as she got off.
Don continued on, "So our questions are, who is this lady? Her name is Debrah, pointed out by Emily, but is there a deeper meaning behind Heather's outlash, or was it just to keep eyes on her and not her team? Eva has the story in this investigation. 'Breaking Down Debrah's Breakdown!'"
The scene changed to Eva who was waiting at the airport. She headed over there during the third commercial break.
"Hi! I'm Eva and I'm reporting this stupid investigation to the stupid audience so I can get paid some stupid money!" She walked over to the counter that Debrah and Emily shared. "Stupid Debrah worked at this stupid airport..."
"Can you please stop using stupid as your choice adjective?" The offscreen producer asked.
Eva's faced turned bright red. "YOU WANNA DO THIS?" She took a deep breath. "Sorry, I have to work on that."
She looked back at the camera. "Dumb Heather told this... idiotic story about how Alejandro cheated on her with her ugly sister and her slutty friends! Now please, watch this retarded BONUS clip!"
Behind The Scenes: Getting Around E4
As the Crying Catfish were catching up to Heather, Alejandro ran over to Debrah.
"You ruined my relationship! You, Heather's sister, and those other tramps! I hope you rot in hell, Debrah!"'
Alejandro looked at her once more and caught up with his leaving team.
"You see that?" Eva asked with a hint of anger. "Flat-faced Debrah was one of Dumb Heather's sister's friends and she was caught with Alejandro like the tramp she is. The pointless meaning of this is that Dumb Heather knew who greasy Debrah was and what she did! And that's why she went off on her! So Debrah, if you see this, you made me waste an entire day figuring out who you are! You're worthless to me and if I ever see you, I'll beat the crap out of you! Now, back to tryhard Don and the lady rejects of the TDU After-Math! F*** this show!"
The hosts looked at each other.
"What the heck just happened?" Leshawna asked.
"Well, thank you Eva for that... wonderful investigation!" Beth commented. "Now it's almost time to wrap up the show! But before we do that, let's give our peanut gallery a chance to say what's on their mind or just get something off their chest towards our contestants"
"Me first!" Max exclaimed. "I just don't understand why Scarlet felt the need to come back! She doesn't know a single thing about true EVIIILL..."
Anne Maria sprayed Max in the face with her Tanning Spray. "That's enough from you, short stuff!"
Max coughed and wheezed. "You rotten ignorant-"
"Imma stop you right there before I give you a beatdown!"
Max nodded with fear.
"Okay, so I've really been digging up this Courtney, Duncan, Scott drama!"
"Same here!" Justin exclaimed.
"Let's talk about that!" Don said. "What are your thoughts on it?"
"I enjoyed how Jo and Sky used her recording against her!" Anne Maria exclaimed.
"That was low!" Chef DJ stated. "Courtney is a good person and she didn't deserve what happened to her."
Mama DJ nodded agreeing. "That's my boy! Always lookin at the positives!"
"Well, we should pop that bubble you're keeping him in!" Topher remarked. "The way Jo and Sky did it was ruthless! It was awesome to see people play that dirty!"
"But guys," Emily began. "Courtney was only put into a bad situation!"
"It was hurt fault." Justin pointed out.
"Looks like out peanut gallery is split between Courtney's love triangle!" Leshawna observed. "What do the eliminated contestants think?"
"It was kinda mean!" Ella said. "She was not a bad person. And even if she was a bad person, everyone has a little good in them! Besides, Courtney is only human!"
The audience applauded.
"Courtney was always so bossy!" Tyler noted. "She tried to tell me when and when I couldn't see Linds!"
"She wasn't the nicest." Shawn agreed. "But does she really deserve it?"
"She must've been so kookoo not to figure out it was going to eventually blow up!" Izzy stated. "Like a firework attacked to a nuke!"
"Courtney stayed up late some nights," Noah added. "In the biking challenge, I had to tell her to stop laying on me because of how tired she was."
"Look who's been quiet!" Don observed. "Sugar, you might of had something big to do with this blowing up the way it did. What do you have to say about it?"
"Well, me, Sky, and Jo had always talked about eventually taking her out! We figured that making her admit to what happened then having people against her would be a smart game move. But they ended up blackmailing her and now she's in the game, suffering! And that just cracks me up!"
"Let's go through some viewer emails!" Leshawna suggested. "Our first one is a compliment from a viewer in Havana, Cuba. Anton writes I wish that I was hanging out with you guys! You seem so genuine and fun."
"That's sweet!" Beth exclaimed. "We'll send you tickets out to our next show!"
"Okay, this one is from Lillian in Syndey, Australia!" Don announced. "This is a question for Noah! What is your sexuality? If you're bi, would you and Cody ever have a chance?"
Noah blushed. "I'm bi... I already have that on my Instagrand bio. But the 'kiss' between me and Cody was nothing! We were both sleep-deprived and I was never into him. Besides, I'm taken and I love Emma! This Noco ship needs to stop."
Tom wrote more notes.
"This next question is from Julie from Toronto!" Beth said. "Julie asks Sugar, Sugar do you hate Sky and Jo now?"
"They aren't my worries! I've got a Wizard and Ella! I'm set!"
"Why don't we move on?" Don questioned.
"What is everyone's thoughts on Gwen and Trent?" Beth asked.
"OMG! It's so adorable!" Katie exclaimed.
"I used to not like Gwen after what happened in Action! But just seeing how Trent twirled her in the Jumbo Jet made me want to have a boyfriend like him" Sadie added.
"My great great great great great great uncle Marty invented the plane back in 1912!" Staci stated. "Before then people..."
"The first plane was made and used in 1906 by brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright." Ennui said. "Good try though."
"Is your life really that boring that you have to make up lies about your past?" Crimson asked.
Staci frowned. "I always felt that people would be impressed by my family history!"
"Well, it doesn't come out as impressive!" B declared. "We see it as annoying, and you talk way too much."
Everyone gasped.
"Did he just... talk?" Dakota asked.
"Just checking, we got that on tape right?" Don asked the producers.
"For someone who doesn't talk, you sure do know who talks too much!" Leshawna said. "Why have you been silent this entire time?"
B shrugged. "I don't know. I like to show off my smarts and personality in different ways than talking. I make robots, machines, and I'm a great thinker."
Emily leaned over and took a selfie with B. The flash blinded him for a moment.
"Some of your best thoughts come when you're totally silent." Ennui noted. "It's sometimes like you're trapped inside your own body. Where you want to escape. But you can't."
Beth gulped. "I think that's a wrap!"
Leshawna and Don nodded.
"Be sure to join us next time on the After-Math show! We'll have more contestants, drama, and your favorite TD rejects with us! Be sure to tune into Total Drama Ultimate on your local stations and check into Tom and Jen's TDU After-Dark show! Til next time, I'm Don..."
"I'm Beth!'
"And I'm Leshawna!"
"And this has been TDU the After-Math!" Don said ending the show.
Eliminations/Episodes
36th Ella: E1 Hidden In Plane Sight
35th Leonard: E2 A Race To The Animals
34th Tyler: E3 The Old Film Set Reunion
33rd Izzy: E4 Getting Around
32nd Noah: E5 The Coin To Save Stalakanava
31st Sugar/30th Shawn: E6 The Shocking Quiz
