Alright guys, I was just messing around writing up the new chapter when I was suddenly struck with a bunch of idea's for different stories. So I though, "Why the hell not just type out a bit."

And so here we are with these random little fun bits that I thought would be a waste if I just delete and forget about. Hope you all enjoy.

Warning: Following storys are created due to Supreme Gamers short attention span. Please expect the writing equivalent to a monkey with a typewriter moving forward. You have been warned.

Mortal Kombat 11-Derp Edition

Deep within the confines of Kronika's Keep, the titans greatest allies all gathered around the chained up form of a young man.

Lui Kang, Kung Lao, Kitana and Jade all gazed upon him not really knowing what to think. Meanwhile, Shao Kahn, Noob Saibot, Kano and Frost all looked upon him with equal part disdain and aggravation.

"You guys really didn't have to go this far to make me comfortable. I mean, magic chains? Nice." The man said with a smile.

"So this is the earthrealmer that's caused so much grief to Kronika's plans?" Shao Kahn said as he looked down at the man before him. "Hmph. Doesn't look like much."

"Funny. D'vorah and Old noob said the same thing with equal smugness. R~ight before getting handled by your truly." The young man quipped. "By the way, no hard feeling about that, right Sai?"

"Continue to mock me and-"

"Yeah, yeah, "Shadows will consume my soul". I get it, oh great master of the night." The prisoner interrupted, clearly unimpressed. "Hey, how about you let me out of these chains and we can talk this out, Mano-A-mano. I'll even give you the first swing."

"Why do we suffer this? Why do we not just kill him and be done with it?" Lui Kang questioned.

"We cannot kill him…" a female voice suddenly said, grabbing the groups attention. Turning around, they all witnessed the elegantly dressed form of the titan of time, Kronika. "He has taken the crown."

"What?" Kitana said surprised. "But how could he have it? Was it not hidden?"

"Heh, well, clearly not well enough, kitten. It was a real problem swiping the thing, and even more so keeping it from Raiden, but hey, I did manage it." The young man laughed. "But seriously, these chains are really chaffing. How about we just let me off with a warning? Its not like I'm gonna kill you all of you once I'm free or anything. That would just be silly and you should be ashamed to suggest such a thing, Kitana."

"Why do you play these games? After all, you served willingly at my side once. Right….Kaylen?" the titan said as she lowered herself to the ground and placed a hand upon his cheek. "You cannot still think that you are not a product of my efforts, can you?"

"Hm. Geras might have mentioned something along those lines. Blah, blah, "We are the same", Blah, Blah, "Kronika's will must be done", Blah, blah, "You cannot kill me, progenitor"." Kaylen mocked in a deep voice. "Honestly, I love the guy, but you're all he talks about. I'm starting to worry for him. You know what, thats it. We're getting my boy laid. Just let me out of these chains for a sec and we'll get started."

"Enough. You may make jest all you wish, but I know the danger you hold all too well to be distracted." Kronika said firmly. "You fight for a misplaced sense of elf righteousness, but nothing will come from protecting this timeline. Return the crown to me and I will restore what you have lost."

"You…You can bring back Lordran with the crowns power?" Kaylen questioned.

"Of course. It would be a simple matter. It may have been a failed timeline, I can construct a pocket timeline for you to experience it all again, my child." Kronika explained lovingly. "Velka, Anastacia, everything you wish will be returned to you perfectly safe. All you need do is return what you have taken. You have my word."

At this, Kaylen looked into the titans eye's in contemplation for a few moments before ripping his gaze away from her blue orbs.

"Fine…I'll give you the crown."

"Excellent. Now where have you-"

"Under two conditions." He interrupted with a suddenly happy demeanor, surprising the titan. " I want to ask you all one question…and I want a kiss from Jade afterword's."

At this, everyone all halfway thought Kaylen was making another joke. But after seeing that he was serious in his request, they all looked to Jade, who merely sagged her shoulders.

"Fine." She said plainly, holding her head high.

"What is it you wish to ask?" Kronika said, expecting him to question his creation or the validity of his previous servitude. However, what she did not expect him to say was…

"Yeah, I'm just wondering why it is that you guys are all working for old grandmother time here? Because if you ask me, you're all getting screwed." Kaylen said eyeing each of the warriors around him.

"Ignore his provocations and bluster." Kronika said calmly to her troops. "They are nothing more than an attempt to confuse you. He is quite adept with his words."

"Heh, nonsense. I already said I'd give you the crown. I'm just a little curious is all." Kaylen said rattling his chains. "I mean, I don't think you all work for her because she's Shinnok's mom. So Its gotta be that she offered you something in the next timeline, right? Like getting rid of Raiden so you can conquer the other realms."

He looked to Shao Kahn knowingly.

"Or making sure you get paid more money than you can ever imagine."

His eye's fell on Kano, though this time there was a bit of a glare to them.

"Noob gets his edgy, shadow clan and returned to human form, and Frosty become the new Grandmaster of the Lin Kui…heh, or was that supposed to be Sektor? I always get you robo-jobbers mixed up." Kaylen laughed, earning a dark look from the female ninja in question. "Well, I guess it doesn't matter. Kuai Liang suffers either way. Right up until Shao Kahn comes and conquers earthrealm. But lets put that one on the back burner, for now."

"What point are you trying to make?" Kung Lao asked.

"That your all idiots. You revenants especially. Just think about it for a sec." Kaylen said with a roll of his eye's. "Lui Kang, you want to be the champion of mortal Kombat in the next time. But Kung Lao you want that too, right? What, is she going to make you two champions together or something? And wouldn't that conflict with goals?"

At this, both Lui Kan and Kung Lao look to one another with no answer to Kaylen comments. But before they could think for long, he spoke up once again.

"And Kitana, I don't even know where to start with you. You don't even seem like you have a dog in this fight. Maybe you can live happily in the oh so perfect realm edenia….until Shao Kahn invades you and destroys it all again." Kaylen exclaimed with a shrug as he looked to each one of them once again. "What I'm trying to say is, either this is the messiest timeline the world has ever know or Kronika, the time lord who's done this countless times before, counted on just how stupid each and every one of you are and lied."

At this, there was complete and utter silence within the chamber. Suddenly, all eye's were directed solely upon Kronika herself for and answer. As the titan rose to her feet, the faith of her troops completely shattered with but a few sentences, she honestly had no words to give.

Meanwhile, Kaylen looked to be having the time of his life.

"So about that kiss."

Skyrim- Derp Edition

Deep atop a mountain east of Markarth, within the ancient and long thought lost temple of the blades, the dragonborn and his faithful companion are discussing a delicate matter.

"I'm sorry, what the hell did you just say, Delphine?" Kaylen exclaimed with the greatest amount of disbelief the world has ever known.

"Paarthurnax needs to die." The woman said a second time.

"That's what I thought you said. Can I ask why you would ever say something that stupid in my presence?" Kaylen questioned. "The guy literally spend decades contemplating his own nature as a dragon and personally helped me take down Alduin. Which is a hell of a lot more than what you've done I might add.

"That's fine. We needed his help. Now we don't, and its long past time for him to pay for his crimes. And he's not just any dragon. He was the right hand of Alduin. He committed atrocities so infamous they are still remembered, thousands of years later." Delphine replied.

"He's my boy and I am not killing him, Delphine." Kaylen said firmly.

SLAM

Without warning, Delphine approached the table the dragonborn was sitting at and slammed both her hands upon it. Earning absolutely no response from Kaylen.

"Were you trying to spook me for a laugh? Ha ha ha ha ha…"

"….." she glared harshly at him.

"…Oh, you were being serious. Let me laugh even harder. AH HAHAHAHA!"

"Here's the big picture. He helped Alduin enslave our ancestors. He may have betrayed Alduin in the end, but that makes him worse, not better. We can't afford to give Paarthurnax the opportunity to betray us in turn." Delphine said strongly making her stance known. "Make your choice, Dragonborn. You're either with us or against us."

At this, Kaylen stared at the woman before him. There was neither anger nor disbelief in his gaze. His merely stared upon her with a strong sense of indifference.

Then he released a sigh, stood up from his seated position and walked around the table to face her directly.

"So the thing is, Delphine, I've been humoring you because I kinda felt bad for you this whole time. But I guss that was my mistake. So let me spell things out plainly for you." Kaylen said as he took a step closer towards the woman until he was directly within her personal space. "I have slaughtered anyone who even thought of opposing me. When I die, I will cause a great conflict among the Daedra as to who will claim my soul. I have murdered a dragon created specifically to end worlds. I have eaten the souls of my own brethren, and betrayed many others, tending their souls to the cairn, among other hells, for eternity. If I wanted, I could wage a one man war against the Thalmor, Skyrim and the Empire all at once and still wouldn't break a sweat. So you tell me, what part of ANY of this makes you think you, a sad little tavern woman, have any power to make ultimatums to me?"

There was no magic aura being used when he spoke these words, but Delphine knew a threat when she heard it and could barely muster the courage to stand her ground.

"M-…My oath binds me, Dragonborn. Until Paarthurnax is dead, the blades can no longer remain your allies."

"Heh, okay then." Kaylen said with a smirk as he continued to stand before her.

"Well? What are you still doing here?"

"Just waiting for you to leave my temple. I gotta get ready to deal with some vampire problem later."

Dragon Age: I plan to Teabag Corypheus into Oblivion

"Okay. I'll just ask you one more time and I'd appreciate honesty. Do you have anything you want to tell me before we move forward, Solas?"

"I don't know what you mean, Inquisitor." Solas said with a small shrug. "Everything of use that I know of Corypheus, I have told you."

The inquisitor stared pointedly at the elf in front of him before taking a deep breath and releasing a sigh.

"Uh-huh. I understand that perfectly. But seriously…is there anything at all you want to come clean about?" the inquisitor exclaimed patiently. "And know that no matter what it is, I won't be mad at you. So are you sure there's nothing else you wanna say?"

The elf paused for a moment without saying a word as he let the inquisitor's words linger between them.

"No. None that I can think of. Why do you seem focused on questioning me? With Corypheus still out there, do we really have time for this." He said finally.

Once again, the inquisitor stared pointedly at the elf, even going so far as to narrow his eye's at him.

"Yeah, I guess not. Its just that I've been catching up on old elven stories, ya know?" the inquisitor said calmly.

"Elven stories?" the elf said.

"Yeah. But I've been having trouble remembering the names of some of the important figures. There this one I was hoping you might know of. Its about some..oh, what was it? A grand betrayal?" the inquisitor said as he pretended to think hard. "The main character is just a huge interest to me. They call him the "Dread Wolf". Pretty awesome name, right?"

"I..suppose." Solas said as he caught the focused look being directed at him. "The tale of Fen'Harel is very common among elven kind. But I don't see what that has to do with your questions. "

"Yeah, Its really weird. Whenever I read about the Dread Wolf, my buddy Solas suddenly pops into my mind. Isn't that just the strangest thing? That "Solas" and the "Dread Wolf" just sorta click with me?" the inquisitor commented halfheartedly.

"Uh…"

"Speaking of weird, you said that artifact old Cory has is actually elven. Its pretty convenient that you figured that out and were there to give a hand in telling me how to use the mark, Dread wo-. I mean, Solas." The inquisitor said with a few nods of his head, as Solas's eye's widened a bit. "Heh, heh, sorry about that. Slip of the tongue."

"No…He can't know that…"

"But anyways, if you ever feel the need to get something off your chest, I'm always willing to talk." The inquisitor said as he turned around and strolled away. "Maybe the other will be interested in the tale of the "Dread Wolf" if I tell them the version I know. See ya around, bud-"

"Wait…" Solas said, stopping the inquisitor in his tracks. However, the elf was at a loss for what he should say next. It couldn't be. He couldn't really know about him, could he? He had to be certain. "…This version of yours sounds intriguing. Perhaps I could hear it before you tell the others."

"For sure, pal. I'd be happy to tell you what I know. But in return…" the inquisitors eye's darkened. "…How about you do the same?"

Alright boys. Like I said, this was just me messing around with story idea's and what I might include If I even started those as their own separate thing. Though they would probably not include Kaylen as the main character if I ever actually did them, it was definitely a fun little distraction.

Fell free to review and tell me what you thought about the little tales here. I'm gonna go back to staring at the blank word document on my laptop and hope words start to form eventually.

This is Supreme Gamer, sighing off.

P.S. HA, you fools fell for the oldest trick in the book. While you were reading this, I have stolen each and every one of your sweetrolls right from under your noses. Go ahead and tell the guards if you must, but I've already fled to Cloud District where you'll never find me. Farewell!