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Topic: Have We Lost Weight?

In: Boards ► Fortune Lover ► Sorcier ► Maria's Estate ► Katarina's Brain

StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Posted On Jun 26th 2021:

Have any of us lost weight?

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►Happy Katarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

You're kidding, right? We're Katarina Claes. We eat like there's no tomorrow, in case a bad end sneaks up on us and there isn't a tomorrow. How could we possibly have lost weight?

►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

I've been getting all my food online. I have, like, a fuckton of food delivery accounts. I've been buying huge jars of M&M's so i don't have to keep going out to the supermarket to buy,

►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Wow. Sounds like we have change your name to FatassKatarina.

►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Well, you're definitely BitchyKatarina. Now, wait, even worse! You're ORIGINAL!Katarina!

►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS! FATASS!

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

What happened to the days of 'Katarina's shouldn't fight'?

►ChairwomanKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

We all stopped giving a damn about each other because all this working from home and reliance on text-only communication has destroyed out bond as Katarinas, leaving us only as personas on the internet who find it increasingly hard to empathize with each other. I blame the pandemic.

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Chairwoman! Not you too?

►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Why'd you even come up with such a stupid topic? I mean, why not something more fun, like a dedicated Anne/Maria's Mom smex thread?

►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Yea, Maria's mom has go it goin' on!

►ChairwomanKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Ew, gross! That's ANNE you're talking about! She's practically an oneechama!

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Look, I brought up this topic because... I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE ALL LOSE WEIGHT!

►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

So? Why is that bullshit worth talking about?

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Look, we're all braincells, right?

►Happy Katarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

That's what it says on the tag next to our name, yes.

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Braincells don't get replaced. So where did the braincell that makes up KnightKatarina come from? What if each off us lost a little weight and it was all smacked together to make KnightKatarina?

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

My notifications have pinged that my name was mentioned! Greetings, fellow Katarinas!

►Happy Katarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

That's what's bugging you? Studious, we're a barely canonical joke segment used to satirize the new normal. Nothing we do or say even makes it into the main, official numbered segments. You're overthinking this.

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

I'M NOT OVERTHINKING THIS! What if she's Seeth the Scaleless?

►ChairwomanKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Oh, please, that's Sophia's running gag. And it's mainly a forum joke and not an actual in-universe thing. You might as well say she's the reincarnation of the Fume Knight (FUCK THE FUME KNIGHT!) from that one weird omake near the start of the series that brought it up.

►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

I never really understood the reasoning behind that one.

►Happy Katarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Me neither. Ah, I'm in despair! My lack of understanding about such a surely obvious joke has left me in despair!

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Oh, is that all you're wondering about? You should have asked my, Studious-sempai! My origin is easy to explain!

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Seriously? You're just going to tell me, just like that?

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►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Of course! This isn't some status quo comedy series like everything Takahashi Rumiko ever made. This is the 21st century! People want plot development now! Plot development and high-budget remakes!

►StudiousKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

WHAT ARE YOU THEN?

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Why, I'm the anthropomorphic incarnation of Katarina's development as a person, as well as a sly nod she's smarter than she looks by revealing she has more than five braincells to rub together.

►ChairwomanKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

That's... so literal.

►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)

Replied On Jun 26th 2021:

Well, this is still Katarina we're talking about, she's not really up for anything more complicated.

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