Episode 2 of this show. I know I posted the first chapter of this a couple of months ago, but I'm back now, managing two fics at once. I have an announcement to make, all 27 episodes of the original series will be accounted for, but here's the twist. Like the cast, I've randomized most of, but not all of the episodes in the season. So don't expect The Big Sleep as the next episode, because it might show up as the last pre merge episode. I'll include a hint of what episode of the show is next. Also, like the cannon show, each eliminated contestant has an audition tape, but you guys are free to make audition tapes and dock of shame side stories. If you don't know what that is, between Island and World Tour, Cartoon Network made videos online that were basically Best Of videos, so you're free to do that.

Sorry it took so long to post the chapter, it took me a while to pen this out. Also, just to make it clear, this will be its own little universe, I'm not gonna work with any other fic verses in progress.

Here's a reminder of whose on what team:

Screaming Gophers: Della, Meowth, Octavia, Wooldoor, Earthworm Jim, Gretel, Applejack, Chun-Li, Spinelli, Bandana Waddle Dee and Mr. Bean

Killer Bass: Wiz, Tenko, Kate, Crocodile, Vector, Neo, Mariah, Larry, Jack Skellington, Samurai Jack and Ann

22 start the game, but only 21 will make the next 3 days. Lets see who will last 1 whole day. But first, a disclaimer.

Chris: This episode of Total Drama Island contains moments of extreme stunts performed by MULTIVERSAL CHARACTERS. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you can get really messed up. Also, the author of this fanfic owns none of the characters or properties that they originate from. The author only has the idea and nothing else.


Episode 2: Not So Happy Campers Part 2

"Last time on Total Drama Island," were the first words out of Chris' mouth as scenes from the previous episode played out, "22 campers from across the multiverse have agreed to spend 8 weeks at this crummy old summer camp."

The showcase of scenes concluded with the massive drop, with all 22 campers in their swimwear, all overlooking the edge.

"Ah, phooey." was what Della had said to conclude the first episode as, for the first time ever, we fade into the intro.

(Fade to Intro)

[A shift into letterbox format heralds the illumination of two light sources, one swinging out from the bottom screen and the other from the top of the screen. Afterwards, one camera emerges from a bit of forestry and turns on. The fourth and final film and tv equipment, this being another camera, pops out from a hole in a tree, in the process expelling a squirrel from its home. A pale-skinned pair of arms claps a clapperboard and the song's lyrics begin.]

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine.

[The camera swerves through the camp, passing both the Wawanakwa sign board on the dock and Chris sitting in a lawn chair, the host on the phone with someone as he drinks his coffee.]

You guys are on my mind.

[The camera dashes through the woods that connect to the campgrounds, eventually reaching the top of the cliff. The camera then jumps off and lands in the inner zone surrounded by buoys.]

You asked me what I wanted to be,

And now I think the answer is plain to see:

[When the bubbles clear from the camera's dive, Wooldoor is swimming by under the water, gleefully going by without a care, not noticing the shark following him. However, the shark gets grabbed by a scythe-like object, and the camera pans up to reveal Gretel in a boat. Seeing as it's just a normal shark, she casually tosses it off her scythe.]

I wanna be famous!

[The shark that Gretel flings off her scythe illuminates in front of the sun, before gravity pulls it down. As the perspective moves to the forest, Meowth is sleeping on a stump. The arrival of the shark causes him to jump and bonk his head on the tree behind him. It's revealed that Spinelli was watching the scene play out. As she laughs, she doesn't notice Wiz shaking his head at her, because he didn't see that as funny.]

I wanna live close to the sun.

[A cut through the woods sees Samurai Jack and Jack Skellington in a raft. Because they were more focused on chatting about their adventures, they didn't notice that the raft was going over a waterfall until it's too late.]

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won. (A/N Yes it's Go, not Well.)

[Standing on a, nearly broken but suspended over two rocks, log was Tenko, practicing her martial arts. She's so focused on her craft that she ignores the two Jacks screams as they go by in the background.]

Everything to prove, nothing in my way,

I'll get there one day.

[Earthworm Jim, holding a vine in his left hand and his blaster in the right, crashes into the girl, sending both flying into the confessional cam. This causes the door to swing open, sending Ann out in the process. The camera pans over to the mess hall exterior with Chef's silhouette visible. As the camera pans inside, Chef, with his arm deep into a green mixture, looks behind him to see Octavia and Kate bound by rope, the two briefly shoot fearful glances at each other, neither looking like they want to eat Chef's food.]

'Cause I wanna be famous!

[The camera pans over to see Chun-Li and Applejack in the middle of an arm wrestling match, with neither side looking to quit. As the camera leaves the mess hall, both Larry and Vector are waiting for someone to arrive. It's revealed that they were waiting on Della to arrive, as the duck successfully lands a dismount from the mess hall roof to the sandy ground, Larry and Vector, rightfully, give her a standing ovation.]

Na na nanana na nana na nana na na!

[As the camera pans over to the dock, a concentration of sand particles ends up in another shark's mouth, causing it to cough before diving back under the water, we get a middle of the dock pan as the culprit is revealed, Crocodile and he's proud of it.]

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! (Na na nanana na nana na nana na na!)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! (Na na nanana na nana na nana na na!)

[At the other end of the dock, Mariah and Bandana are watching a couple of Beyblades go around on the dock, as Mariah's defeats Bandana's, the girl smiles and the shinny gleam from it flashes to stars in the night sky. The camera pans down to the last two contestants: Mr. Bean and Neo. As they look at each other with happy smiles, they notice that the camera is on them and they look away from one another, clearly blushing.

The remaining 20 players all sit around the lit fireplace, whistling the last few notes of the show's theme song as Chris watches from Neo's side. The camera zooms out to reveal the title on the signboard: TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND as the intro concludes]

(Fade from Intro into episode proper)

As the camera cuts back to the day in progress, the 22 contestants all overlooking the drop with all of them in their swimwear, by the way. 20 of the 22 expressions range from fear to nervosity, the only exceptions being Gretel, who just looks bored as if her interest is somewhere else, and Wooldoor, who is eager to jump off the cliff.

"Okay, today's challenge is 3-fold," Chris exposits, not noticing that Gretel secretly teleported back to the cabin and put on her swimwear, "your first challenge is to jump off this 1000 foot cliff into the lake."

The camera pans over to Chun-Li and Applejack, both seemingly relieved from this information, as the former declares "This doesn't sound too bad of a first challenge."

"If you look down," Chris continued his challenge explanation, as both Chun-Li and Applejack both did as he said, "you will see two rings. The outer ring contains vicious, man-eating sharks which if you get eaten by one, we'll dedicate this episode to you, the inner ring is the safer of the two rings, which we promise has no sharks."

"I'm sorry sir, did you just say man eating sharks?" Mariah fearfully asked, though Chris ignored her question and continued speaking.

"For everyone who jumps and actually survives, there are wooden crates waiting on the sand. Inside these crates are the objects you'll need to build a hot tub. Better built one as judged by moi, will win the challenge and get to stick around for the next couple of days."

As Chris speaks, one of the crates in question was showcased, as was what a successful finished product was supposed to look like. Then some luggage on the dock of shame was shown, with one even opening with a monstrous yellow eye, as Chris finished his narration with: "The losers must send someone home."

As Chris looked at both sides, with Gretel having returned to the Gopher's side, now wearing the proper attire, he decided in his head which side would go first.

"Killer Bass, you guys will go first." With this announcement, all eyes turned to the 11 members of the Bass, as Vector looked over the edge.

"Oh Chaos, that is a high jump, not that I'm scared. Does anyone want to jump first, because I was going to go if no one did." Vector said, The atmosphere atop the cliff was so silent, that a dropped pin could be heard more than anyone's voice.

"Oh come on, it's not that bad, I mean they had to test all the challenges before we had to try them." Wooldoor spoke up.

Flashback (A/N In a flashback sequence like this, all text will look like this)

Similar to the 22 players, Chris and Chef, with the latter in swimming gear, stand at the top of the cliff.

"We need to test all of the challenges before the show begins, you know that." Chris said to Chef as the hulking man didn't look like he wanted to do this.

"Do I look like an intern to you?" Chef asked as Chris responded by saying "No. But all the interns we had, are currently in the hospital. Come on, just jump it you big chicken." After saying that, Chris made mocking chicken noises at the co-host.

Chef, with no way out of doing the test, sardonically stated "I don't get paid enough for this man." as he jumped. Unfortunately for him, he landed in the outer ring, putting him at risk for the sharks.

"Hey Chris, I made it," Chef began to say, before a quick pan under the water showed the approach of 2 sharks getting close to Chef, "wait a minute, something doesn't feel right."

After realizing where he ended up, while yelling intelligible speech, Chef got out of the water. "That seems safe enough." Chris stated before walking down the cliff.

End Flashback

Cutting back to the challenge, Vector prepared to jump off the cliff, as no one had spoken up that they wanted to jump. "All right, I'll go to prove that it's safe."

With that, the anthro crocodile jumped off the cliff landing in the safe zone as he did. He waved to his teammates that he was all right, increasing most of the Killer Bass' confidence. Next to jump was Neo who, like most of the things that she did, was silent in her drop.

With the proof that the jump was safe-ish, the camera caught the following players mid dive. Samurai Jack, who like Neo was silent in his drop, Tenko, who was screaming all the way down, Ann, who held decent diving from and hiding her fear, and Jack Skellington, who had his eyes closed in his dive.

Confessional Cam

Tenko Chabashira - Killer Bass: "That was the most insane thing that I had ever done. Next time, I should have checked the venue and how many of each gender was on the show, before signing up."

End Confessional Cam

However, not everyone wanted to jump off. Wiz, in particular, didn't want to jump because of his cybernetic arm.

"Chris, I don't think I can do this. I don't want to get my cybernetics wet." Wiz said to the host.

"You're right Wiz, there is no way you can do this part of the challenge and not be electrocuted. Unfortunately," Chirs started as he pulled out a yellow hat, with a smug expression, "that makes you a chicken. Keep this hat on for the rest of the day. By the way, the chicken path is thatta way."

As Wiz went back down the cliff, now wearing the chicken hat of shame, Kate prepared to jump, however she noticed the fear on Mariah's face. As Mariah contemplated not jumping and being seen as a chicken or jumping and being eaten by a shark if she landed in the wrong spot, Kate walked over to her.

"Hey Mariah, I've noticed that you're concerned about jumping the cliff. Do you wanna jump together?" Kate asked the pink haired girl. Mariah debated her options and ultimately made a decision. "OK Kate, let's do it."

Both Kate and Mariah dived off in tandem, the former wooping in excitement and the latter screaming in fear. Both landed in the safe zone, with Kate giving a thumbs up to the Bass gathered on the beach. As they got on the boat and were moved to the Bass, Larry came next. While he successfully landed in the safe zone, he was sent spinning by a protruding rock, he came out fine, just scuffed a bit.

Crocodile was the last Killer Bass contestant left to go. Calls of support from the team rang out to the last member, as the team wanted that advantage.

"I'm a devil fruit user and I can't jump into the water or I'll sink. Can you please just give me a chicken hat and be done with it? Besides, I don't think the Gophers have enough people who will jump." Crocodile whispered into Chris' ear. The host obliged and seconds later, the Bass all were on the sand. With only Wiz and Crocodile not jumping, both having good reasons why they didn't. They just had to hope that the Gophers had 8 jumpers or less.

"Okay, so that makes 9 jumpers and 2 chickens. Gophers if you can beat that, I'll give you pull crates to make getting the crates to camp easier." Chris explained as the focus shifted to the team with the land based animal name.

Applejack, in order to encourage her team, was the first jumper for the Gophers, landing in the safe zone.

Wooldoor was quick to follow, whooping as he fell into the safe zone. "That was awesome! I want to do it again!" Wooldoor stated as the boat picked them up.

"Wooldoor, Ah'd rather only have to do this once." Applejack replied as they were dropped off on the sand.

Similar to the Bass, a montage of jumps are showcased next. First shown was Mr. Bean who was panicking all the way down, Speneli, who was excited as she dived in, Octavia, who was smirking as she dropped, winking at her father, who was probably watching the show at this moment, as she did, The last jumper in this montage was Chun-Li, who was in swan diving position, but didn't land in the safe zone.

The Gophers who already jumped in and were on the sand, started yelling at the girl to get to safety. However, it wasn't necessary to do that, as Chun-Li swam to the boat and, with Octavia and Spineli's help, was pulled onto the boat.

"Thanks girls," Chun-Li stated,"I wasn't going to lose my life to sharks today!"

While Spinelli gave her a look that said, your welcome. Octavia had something to say.

"Thanks Chun-Li. I know I didn't have the best first impression but if I can help in any way, I'll do it." was what the demon girl had said.

Confessional Cam

Octavia - Screaming Gophers: "I know my first impression wasn't the best, but if I can prove that I'm a good person, I might be able to go far in this show."

Wooldoor Sockbat - Screaming Gophers: "It was great that Speneli and Octavia helped Chun-Li in the situation she was in. I would've helped but I had jumped already. How come we're only allowed to go once?"

End Confessions

Meanwhile, at the top of the cliff, Della had dived off the cliff and landed in the safe zone as well. So the only ones left were Gretel, Meowth, Bandana Dee and Earthworm Jim.

Bandana was the most nervous with jumping off, while Jim had delayed jumping, not scared just delayed. As for Meowth, well it should be obvious why he hadn't jumped yet: he's a cat and cats hate water.

Gretel seemed like she had a plan to get the two to jump. So, with a potion pulled out, she spoke with the two of them. "I've noticed that you two haven't jumped yet, I don't care what your reason for not jumping is, but I can help you." Gretel said as Meowth and Bandana Dee looked at each other.

"Thanks lady, but I'd rather not get my fur wet." Meowth said as he went to Chris to get his chicken hat and then went down the chicken path. Bandana, however, was intrigued by Gretel's proposition. "What kind of help will you give me?" was his question.

Gretel simply replied "Drink this." before putting the potion in Bandana's mouth. After the concoction went away, Bandana's nervousness with jumping off seemingly eviscerated and, the, now confident, Waddle Dee dived off the cliff. Gretel followed suit in diving off, meaning that whether or not the pull crates would be handed out to either team, now was up to a certain Earthworm.

Chris pulled out a megaphone by this point and said: "All right campers, there's only one Gopher who hasn't jumped yet!" The host, then temporarily put it away and spoke to a, now nervous, Jim. "Don't worry,, there's no pressure on you." Chris said in a tone that clearly meant something else and he seemed as if he was trying not to laugh. "I'm kidding! Of course there's pressure." Chris said as Jim took another look over the edge.

Confessional Cam Block

Earthworm Jim - Screaming Gophers: "When I woke up today, I was expecting something quick and easy to do, not jumping off of 1000 foot cliffs and especially not all this pressure on me. If I screw this up, tell Princess What's Her Face I love her."

Meowth - Screaming Gophers: "Death isn't a subject that's talked about a whole lot back home. But me and the rest of the Gophers wanted to see Earthworm Jim to succeed. I personally, don't want to see anyone die."

Kate Allen - Killer Bass: "F-Zero races tend to be pretty aggressive, but, I'm not worried for Jim, but for his loved ones. We may or may not see him ever again."

Tenko Chabashira - Killer Bass: "I may be against all men because of my history, but I don't want any male to die."

End Confessional Cam

Everyone waited on Jim's desicon, while some of the Bass were hoping he'd back out, some of them hoped that he would jump so they could get to the construction part.

All off the Gophers, sans Gretel but she at least looked nervous, waited on Jim's choice. Wooldoor even crossed his fingers and was muttering under his breath.

"This is the nuttiest thing that I've ever done and I've faced evil fish." Jim said as his decision was made. He breathed in and took a running start. He jumped off and landed safely in the zone.

Jim emerald from the watery depths and gave his team a thumbs up. As his Gopher teammates celebrated, Chris announced the result. "With 10 jumpers and 1 chicken, the Gophers have won the pull crates!"

The Bass mostly looked annoyed or angered, but Vector and Crocodile both knew that the Gophers may have won the battle, but the war rages on.

(Fade to Commercial Break and Back to the Show)

The Screaming Gophers, now with the pull crates and boxes, were figuratively walking on easy street as they walked to the camp grounds. Everyone was now back in their original attire by that point. In fact, the team was in such high spirits that they were singing together.

"55 bottles of pop on the wall, 55 bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 54 bottles of pop on the wall!" was the team's jubilant cry as everyone, sans Mr. Bean sang the classic song.

Meanwhile for the Killer Bass, since they didn't have access to the crates, this meant that they had to walk along and carry them. Because there were 5 crates and 11 of them. Crocodile and Vector each carried a box, Tenko, Larry and Neo pushed one box, Wiz pushed another with Samurai and Skellington. Ann and Kate pushed the last crate which meant that Mariah was to help push if anyone needed it.

Wiz and the Jacks were focused on, they were pushing as hard as they could on the box. "I gotta say," Skellington started with "back in Halloween Town, everyone worked with each other to reach a common goal. Working with you guys is kind of like that, except for the threat of elimination." Wiz and Samurai Jack didn't say anything, but Wiz was happy enough.

Meanwhile, back with the Gophers, Meowth temporarily stopped to take in the atmosphere of the island, still wearing the chicken hat on his head, or if we used Pokemon terminology, a Torchic hat.

He looked at the fading sun in the distance, then ran to get back with his team.

The Bass were still walking with the crates, Mariah noticed that Larry was starting to tire in pushing his crate.

"Larry, do you mind if I step in and push?" was Mariah's question. Larry thought over it and then stopped to allow for Mariah to push the crate. The girl eagerly took his position as Tenko, next to her, internally freaked out over Larry's intention.

The Gophers, still singing the same song, stopped for one reason and one reason only: they had reached the campgrounds. As jubilation met their faces, Meowth internally thought: "Great, we have reached the camp. The sooner we finish this challenge, the sooner I don't have to wear this chicken hat. Jessie and James are probably laughing at me back home."

Meanwhile, The Bass were getting close to the campgrounds by now. While they pushed, Crocodile was trying to see who the weakest member on the team was. However, Kate had a question to ask the team.

"Do any of you have any experience building anything?" Everyone went silent and Kate sighed and said "That's what I was expecting. We can't give up though, maybe the Gophers suck at building as well." The Bass thought it over before continuing to get to camp.

Meanwhile, in the camp, Chris watched over the Gophers as they tried to get their crates open. However, the host had a rule that explained why Meowth, Octavia and Wooldoor were using their teeth. "Remember, you may only use your teeth to open the crates." Chris said as the camera panned into the host. "I came up with that one."

Meowth spit out some wood chips in his mouth and asked "Are you sure we can't use my claws or Gretel's scythe to open them?" Chris shook his head no and Meowth groaned and went back to using his teeth to open the crates.

When the Killer Bass had finally arrived, they saw that the Gophers had gotten their crates open already. However, the team seemingly knew what they were doing as Applejack was giving commands on where everything went. The Killer Bass were demoralized seeing this, but Wiz had something to say.

"Everyone, we can't be demoralized by what our opponent is doing. Sure, they had more jumpers on the cliff. Yes, they won the pull crates and thus got here first. However, if we put our heads together, we can make a better hot tub then there's. Now, who's with me!" The Bass, sans Neo but she aggressively smiled, yelled "WE ARE!" and so they got to work.

The Gophers and Bass were shown in a montage next on building the tub. Applejack was first seen with the Gophers items in front of them, Meowth and Speneli worked on the outside hammering at the nails on the side. The Bass had their items ready with Vector and Crocodile working on the base and Tenko on including the liner.

Both sides have near identical exteriors, as the next part was on: adding the water for the tub. The Gophers decide to solve this problem with a bucket brigade and Della stops it when there is enough water. The Bass, meanwhile, had included a bit too much water, so Mariah and Vector tried to clean it up with towels. Unfortunately, Chris had come to check on both tubs.

Both sides stand behind their respective tubs, some looking nervous, while others are confident.

Chris checks the Gophers Tub first, seeing that there was nothing wrong with it he declares "This is an awesome hot tub!" The Gophers exhale as Chris checks the Bass tub. While initially seeing nothing wrong with it, upon seeing the, still wet, towels. The host had come to a decision.

"Well, I've come to a decision. The challenge winners are the Screaming Gophers!" Upon Chris' announcement, the victorious Gophers celebrate their victory while the Bass are dejected.

"Not only are you guys safe for the next 3 days, but you'll get to keep the hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus!" then Chris turns to the Killer Bass and says "Bass, what can I say. One of you will be the first camper voted off."

Confessional Cam

Mr. Bean - Screaming Gophers: Doesn't say anything but does have a smile on his face and a thumbs up.

Mariah - Killer Bass: "Well that didn't work out, now we have to discuss who to send home. We have two obvious targets in Wiz and Crocodile, this should be a simple elimination. Right?"

End Confessional Cam

The camera cuts to the mess hall, while the atmosphere surrounding the Gopher table is positive, the Bass table is anything but.

As the 11 characters eat, Mariah starts a discussion. "So, does anyone want to give any reasons why we should keep Wiz or Crocodile?"

Vector sits across the girl while Wiz is to the left of him and Samurai Jack is on the right. "Well, I think we should keep Crocodile, he is pretty strong and strong in solidarity and strength in numbers is a real thing." Samurai Jack, however, disagrees.

"No, I think it's better if we keep Wiz, intelligence is just as important. Besides, Wiz didn't jump because of his cybernetics, Crocodile didn't jump because of an unexplained reason." Skellington agrees, but Crocodile shoots him an annoyed glare.

"Hey, the reason I didn't jump was because I would sink if I did. Besides, keeping someone like me is way better than anything Wiz could do." Crocodile retorts.

Wiz goes to respond, but before he can, Ann speaks up because she wants to bring attention to someone who hadn't spoken all day.

"Guys, I haven't heard from Tenko all day, let's ask her who would be the prime candidate for elimination." Ann says as all of the Bass players turn to the martial arts girl.

Tenko's eyes go wide and thinks repeatedly "don't call them degenerates, don't call them degenerates, don't call them degenerates."

"What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK? I don't care, they are both degenerates!" Tenko yells before covering her mouth in horror.

All of the guys stare at the girl, as if she just said that the bad guys in their worlds weren't that bad.

Vector and Crocodile stand up, glaring at the now panicked girl, "I'm sorry, I'm not sure I heard you correctly," Crocodile says with venom dripping from his tone, "Did you just say, what I think you just said?"

"Yeah, do you seriously believe that all men are like that?" Vector inquired equally upset.

"Well, my old martial arts master was a major pervert, so yeah?" Tenko asked, still scared for her life.

"Woah everyone," Mariah said as some of the male campers began to walk out in disgust, "she could have worded it a little better, but at least she doesn't think that all men should die."

"I don't I swear, please I'm begging you, allow me to stay!" Tenko pleaded as some of the males glared at her.

The scene cut to the first campfire ceremony, the Bass all sat down on 11 stumps. Ann, Vector, Neo, Crocodile and Jack Skellington made up the back row. The front row, meanwhile, is Tenko, Kate, Samurai Jack, Wiz, Larry and Mariah. All 11 were holding sticks and the males were all giving a certain someone delighted looks.

Kate looked at Tenko and, seeing how dejected Tenko looked, simply said "Next time, think before you say anything."

Chris stood at the front of the 11 characters, holding a plate of marshmallows and started to exposit.

"Campers, at camp, marshmallows are a tasty treat for you to enjoy. But here on Total Drama Island, marshmallows represent life. I have 10 marshmallows on this plate, one by one I will call your name so you can get your marshmallow. However, if you don't get a marshmallow, you will have to walk down the dock of shame, get aboard the boat of losers, and leave this island."

As Chris exposited, Neo and Ann turned to Tenko briefly and gave her sad looks, before turning back to Chris.

"That means you're eliminated. And you can't come back. Ever!" Chris stated definitely as he continued talking.

"The following campers are safe:" As Chris said each camper's name, they came up to get their marshmallow.

"Larry, " The man with the unfortunate last name stood up and claimed the first marshmallow in the series.

"Ann, Samurai Jack, Vector, Kate, Mariah," As more people were declared safe, Tenko's hope of staying started to diminish.

"Jack Skellington, Neo, Crocodile." When Crocodile was declared safe, he pumped his fist that wasn't holding the stick.

"Well well well, Wiz, your team voted for you because you didn't jump because of your cybernetics and Tenko, your team voted for you because of your comments about men. The last person safe is:" Chris stated about the bottom 2 as they both were nervous that they were going to be eliminated 1st.

As the background music became more intense, The camera shifted from Wiz to Tenko, as they stared at each other nervously, then both looked at the lone marshmallow on the plate. To add to the panic, Chris pointed at Wiz and then at Tenko, then moved his finger to his chin, as if he was contemplating who would be voted off. Eventually, Chris had declared the last one safe.

"Wiz." As Tenko covered her face with her arms, Wiz muttered "Thank God." as he got up and took the last marshmallow on his stick. Chris walked up to the, now eliminated, martial artist.

"Well, I kinda expected this. Don't say I didn't warn you, Tenko. Dock of shame is that away, girl" Chris pointed as Tenko walked on to the dock and sadly entered the boat of losers.

"The rest of you are all safe, for now." Chris said to the remaining Killer Bass as he walked off to prep the next challenge.

The 10 remaining Killer Bass, starting with Neo, walked back to camp. The Gophers, who were celebrating their victory, noticed that Tenko wasn't present in the cast, meaning that she was eliminated.

While 9 of the Bass quickly got back in their cabin, Crocodile noticed that the cameras were on him. "Are you still rolling?" was what he asked as he received a close up. "Good, because while the Gophers may have won this battle and I was nearly eliminated, if I have my way, it'll never happen again." Crocodile stated as he walked back into the Bass men's cabin.

(Fade to Black and Credits)

That officially completes the 1st ever episode of the show! I'm sorry if anyone had expected Crocodile to go home here, but I have plans for him.

When I saw who the randomizer had given me for the cast, I knew that getting the first boot right was going to be tough. However, because most of the other Killer Bass have something that I'm planning for them, I had basically no other choice.

Why did I choose Tenko? Well, I knew going in that Tenko's whole hatred of men wasn't going to endear her to any future episodes. That, plus the fact that her requester wanted her and another character a 1, that basically sealed her fate. However, she doesn't think that all men should die and her horror after saying that was legitimate.

Tenko may or may not be in subsequent seasons, but she won't turn feral like canon Ezekiel did.

As for who voted for who, here are their voting confessionals:

Vector: "I'm voting for Tenko. Even if she had a bad experience, not all men are like that."

Larry: "Tenko. You know why."

Ann: "Before I was planning to vote off Wiz, but *she sighs* I'm voting for Tenko."

Crocodile: "Tenko. Thank you for saving me!"

Neo: Doesn't say anything, but uses her semblance to turn into Tenko. Has a sad expression throughout.

Wiz: "If Boomstick was watching this show, he wouldn't want to start a relationship with you. I'm voting for Tenko."

Kate: "Tenko. Not because I hate you or anything, you just need to be shown that good men do exist. Like Captain Falcon."

(Votes for Tenko: 7)

Mariah: "Wiz. I don't want to be experimented on or reminded of school while I'm out here."

Tenko: "I screwed up and I'm probably going to be eliminated. Wiz, I am only voting for you to save myself."

Jack Skellington: "Wiz. I'm only voting for you because I think strength is really important out here."

(Votes for Wiz: 3)

Samurai Jack: "Crocodile, I don't know why but something's off about him."

(Votes for Crocodile: 1)

For the next episode I only have one thing to say: Can you survive the thriller?

Before I conclude this chapter, If you took a look at the Role Association page on TV Tropes, you could try to write the series with the characters that are listed. The only rule is that the character is to be placed on the same team as the character voiced. (Example: Ruby Gloom is placed on the Gophers because she is voiced by Beth's actress. Likewise Minako Aino a.k.a Sailor Venus is placed on the Bass because she is voiced by Courtney's actress.) Chris and Chef stay the same BTW.

With that, I'm signing off.

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