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Chapter 6
Tsunade sighed, closing her eyes as she pulled out a cell phone that shockingly worked in the EN. But there was a little secret to this phone. A seal on the back of it began glowing as she tapped on the screen the photo of a purple-haired woman with an evil smirk on her face holding two guns.
It rang several times before there was a giggled but muffled voice. "Hello?"
"Brat." Said Tsunade smiling, hearing that her adopted daughter was having a good time on the other end.
"Hey Baa-chan? What's up?" Question Revy as she knew Tsunade wouldn't call her by her real name for there were still too many ears in that office.
It was quiet for several seconds before Tsunade could find her voice. "I have a request from you brat." She said with a frown on her face.
"Well alright. Your timing on calling isn't the best but. It is what it is." Said Revy with a frown on her face on the other end of the line.
"What? What's happening? Are you okay? Do you need medical help?" Demand Tsunade as she was now panicking over the girl's safety.
A giggle could be heard. "No. It's fine. It's just we are running from a fire fight and are heading back to the office and taking on a mission. So what do you need, granny?" She asked with another giggle as she gasped. "Stop that." She said with another giggle.
Tsunade let out a sigh. "Well listen to me now okay. I have someone that is wishing to join you for protection." She told the purplette.
"Sure. Do you need me to send a wolf to pick them up?" Question Revy as she giggled even more from what was happening on her end.
"Yeah, send them and I'll have some scrolls for you, and I'll go get them to let them know you are sending for them to join you now." Said Tsunade with a smile.
"Okay. I go…I got to go. For someone doesn't know how to keep his hands to himself." Said Revy with another gasp as the line went dead.
Tsunade sighed and turned her cell phone off and placed it back in the seal that only she has access to. Pushing back in her chair she stood up and turned to look out the window of the village with a frown married on her face. 'They are both two good for this village.' She whispered as she turned around and left her office.
Walking down the hallway she saw the person she wanted to speak to as he was standing there speaking to several people. Two she knew from Team 10 and the others she figures are his siblings as they looked down at him with worry and happiness.
"Gaara." Called Tsunade as she walked up to the young man.
Gaara turned around and looked at the busty blonde that stood behind him. "Lady Tsunade." He said with a soft voice.
"She has agreed for you to join her. But you will be leaving in the next few minutes. Do you have everything you need with you?" Question Tsunade with a smile on her face.
"I do." Said Gaara as everyone looked at the two.
"Who are you sending Gaara-kun to?" Question: Ino looking up at the 5th Hokage.
"I can't say for now. But he will be safe. No one knows where she is." Said Tsunade looking at the blonde before her.
"Well tell the two when you see them. Hi for me. You'll know who I'm talking about when you see them." Said Choji with a wink over to the 5th Hokage as she narrowed her eyes at him. 'Brat knows more than he lets on.' She thought to herself as she smiled back at the large boy.
"Would it be okay if we join our brother?" Question the blonde hair girl standing next to Gaara.
Tsunade let out a sigh. "No, for I am already asking too much of a friend and the girl." She said looking up at the two siblings.
"We understand." Said the boy in the cat ear bodysuit.
"Come Gaara we must return to my office. For the way you are to head towards her should be waiting there." Said Tsunade as she turned on her heel and headed back to her office.
Gaara nodded his head and turned to his two siblings. "I am leaving the village in your hands. Take care of it in my place." He tells them as he nods his head towards the members of Team 10.
He follows Tsunade as she opens her door to see a medium size wolf with two tails sitting next to her desk. "I'm here for the cub as well, do you have my payment?" Nyx asked as he looked over at her.
"Yes, Nyx. Thank you for coming for the young man and the scrolls I have for her." Said Tsunade as she pushed a bookcase back as a large scroll appeared and she picked it up and walked to her desk as the bookcase closed behind her. As she took her place behind her desk, she opened a drawer and pulled out a bag of deer jerky. "Here you go." She told him.
"Thanks. Now boy come and sit on my back as we get ready to leave and make sure you hold on." Said Nyx as he took the chips, putting it away in his vest and took the scroll into his mouth as Gaara climbed onto his back and held on to his back. With that they vanished in a puff of smoke.
Back with the crew of misfits
Several minutes ago.
Revy pulls a ringing phone out of her shorts. "Tony knocked it off. I need to get this." She said in a giggle fit as she answered the phone. "Hello?"
"Brat." Said Tsunade. Revy grinned looking down at her phone that she had a speaker. Tony pulls Revy closer to him as he kisses her neck.
"Hey baa-chan. What's up?" Question Revy as she pushed Tony off of her for a few seconds with a grin on her face as he can see pure excitement in her eyes.
Revy frowned at how quiet Tsunade was before she spoke once more. Until Tsunade's voice came across the line. "I have a request from you brat." She said,
Now frowning, Revy was a little worried about why Tsunade was calling her for now. "Well alright. Your timing on calling isn't the best but. It is what it is." She said with her frown still in place.
She could hear the panic in Tsunade's voice. "What? What happened? Are you okay? Do you need medical help?" She demanded a question with panic in her voice.
Tony bit her neck and tickled her several times to calm her down. Revy giggled and pushed him back off of her. "No. It's fine. It's just we are just running from a fire fight and heading back to the office to take on a mission. So what do you need, granny?" She gasped as she escaped her lips. "Dammit Tony. Stop it." She growled out at him with a giggle escaping her lips at the same time.
She heard Tsunade let out a sigh. "Well listen to me now okay. I have someone that is wishing to join you for protection." Revy arched a brow looking over at Tony who just shrugged his shoulders at this as he had no idea of what the woman was thinking.
"Sure. Do you need me to send a wolf to pick them up?" Question Revy as she giggled at Dutch reaching over from the front seat to smack Tony on the head. "Settle down." Deadpan Dutch looking at the young man holding onto Revy for dear life. Revy couldn't help it but bust out giggling at the sight before her.
"Yeah, send them and I'll have some scrolls for you, and I'll go get them to let them know you are sending for them to join you now." Said Tsunade with a smile. Revy grinned at hearing this. More training and she would need to have a treat for Nyx for when he came back from his little mission for her.
"Okay. I go…I got to go. For someone doesn't know how to keep his hands to himself." Said Revy with another gasp as the line went dead.
Present
"You really need to stop doing that when I'm on the phone." Revy told him as she smacked him on the shoulder.
"Yeah. Sorry. I wanted to see if you can keep focus on what you're doing." Said Tony in a teasing tone.
Revy rolled her eyes as the car stopped before their home.
"Come on children. Let's get ready for our new guest and get more details on his new mission." Said Dutch getting out of the car and walking up the stairs inside the building.
Everyone in the back seat just blink looking at the young married couple several times before falling out of the car themselves as Benny just laughs to himself over Revy's and Tony's antics. "It's never boring here with Revy now with Tony…..." He let out a sigh.
After getting out of the car Revy bit her thumb and ran though some hand signs quickly before slamming her hand down on the ground. "Summoning Jutsu: Nyx" She called out as a red glow surrounded her as the others watched in awe but for Tony and Benny.
In a purple puff of smoke a little midnight blak wolf appeared. "Hey. What's up Revy?" Question Nyx with a grin on his face.
"I need you to see Baa-chan and bring back a friend for safekeeping until it's safe to return him." Revy said with a grin on her face.
"Alright. But you know it will cost you." Said Nyx.
"I know. I have a box of deer jerky in my room you can have." Revy waved him off with a large grin on her face.
"Alright. See you in a few." Said Nyx that he was gone.
"Come on, let's head inside and I'm heading to the roof to wait for his return." Said Revy as she turned and slowly walked up the stairs as Tony ran after her as the others just looked at her.
"DID WE JUST SEE A TALKING WOLF?" Question Rock with panic in his voice.
"Yup." Said Benny with a grin on his face.
They all turned and looked over at the blonde hair man. "You're calm about seeing this." Said the maid as she studied him.
"I've seen a lot being around Revy and a few interesting people." Said Benny with a smile. "It's never boring with her around." He added as he walked off leaving the three standing there wrapping their minds about what just happened.
Roberta shook herself out of the shock and quickly followed after Benny who was waiting for her at the open office door where Dutch could be seen opening a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand with several glasses on his desk.
On the Roof
Tony had Revy pressed against the wall kissing her. "I've missed you. I don't care how many times I'll tell you this." He whispered into her ear as he caught his breath.
"I've missed you too." Said Revy as she leaned her forehead on his shoulder.
"We're here." Called out Nyx as he appeared in a puff of purple smoke.
"Welcome back Nyx." Said Revy as she didn't move but Tony stiffen as he saw who was standing next to the medium size wolf.
"Gaara? What are you doing here?" Question Tony as he stood there shocked at the sight before him.
Dutch's office
"We'll take the job like we said in the bar. But we need to work out payment and who has the boy." Said Dutch taking a drink of his whiskey as the maid across from her held her glass in her hand as Rock was writing everything down and working out the contract as Benny sat next to Dutch's desk taking a drink of his whiskey.
Back with Revy
"WHAT!?" Yelled Revy.
Back with Dutch and Co.
Dutch and Benny dropped their glasses and shot out of their chairs for the stairs as they heard Revy yell.
The others looked at Rock in confusion as no one had ever seen the two men behave this way over Revy before. Yeah, they saw them being protective over the woman a few times. But never seen them run when she screamed like that.
Rock just shrugged his shoulders as he put down his pen and clipboard and ran after the two men to see what the hell was happening.
Back with Revy
"What do you mean they are killing the host?" Demanded Revy as she was now standing before the Red head as he looked up at her with his cold but broken teal eyes.
"Like I said. The group has been moving around as of late looking for all the hosts of the tail beast. I went to Lady Tsunade to see if there was something or someone that could help me. For rumors are they are going to my village of the Hidden Sand to come and take me to kill me and take Shukaku." Said Gaara looking away.
"With me gone. I don't know what the hell those bastards are thinking. They need the Nine-tails to finish their Goal. Unless…" Revy looked at Tony.
"They all believe that the Demon of Konoha is dead?" Question Revy.
With a sigh Tony looked at her. "Yes. We worked hard to tell them that the last Uzumaki, the host of the Nine-tails, was killed the night you vanished on Lady Tsunade's request." He said.
"Shikamaru what are you doing here?" Question Gaara looking at the Nara heir.
"Here it is Tony. We have to change our names. For me being here." Said Tony as his eyes moved over to the purple hair woman. "I am here to visit my beloved wife that I haven't seen in an exceedingly long time. As well I am on vacation, I have been working my ass off for these past few years as well as telling your sister I am a married man." He said looking at the Kazekage standing before him.
Gaara's eyes widened. "Then this is…..." He trailed off as he knew not to say the girl's name out loud.
"Yup." Said Revy, grinning at him. "But if you are going to be living here. You're going to have to hide your tattoo and change your name for the time being." She told him as she looked up at the door that was slammed open.
Standing before her was a worried Dutch and Benny who were now panting as they looked at the strange young man with red hair and a tattoo on his forehead standing before Revy.
Haha let's see what happens when a crazed Sand Coon joins the hunt for Garcia