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77. Grass Skirts
"What about this one? They list tigers on the list of animals we could see," Hermione stated looking through a travel brochure.
"No, I don't like cats."
"You like mine."
"I tolerate yours. There is a difference." Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Fine, you pick a place. And no, we're not going back to the Alps to look for evermelting snow, again. My ass finally thawed out last week." Severus raised an eyebrow.
"Your ass looked quite lovely in that snow suit."
"Still no, it's a myth, Severus. I'm not going to freeze again so you can look for a myth. Here, why don't we go search for Ponduin feathers in Hawaii? They're just a much of a myth, only it's warm there." Severus took the book from his wife looking at the hand drawn picture of a very odd looking bird.
"Hmm."
Planning their annual vacation was always an interesting experience. With him semi-retired from teaching, it gave the pair plenty of time to travel the world, something both of them had always wanted to do.
"Hawaii does have potential, there's volcanic ash, the Ponduin feathers, several rare species of animals. Not to mention the beaches, and hula dancing."
"What does hula dancing have to do with anything?"
"Your ass in a grass skirt," Severus replied as Hermione smacked him with the travel brochure.