A/N: I don't own Harry Potter

This is for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

April Auction

Day 19 - Auction 1 - Dialogue: "I've had it up to here with you."

Insane Prompt Challenge

461: Food- pizza

Word count: 377

Severus looked around the kitchen, his kitchen. Hermione was no where to be found. That and the fact the smoke detector was missing worried him greatly. So far, Hermione had set the kitchen on fire twice this week alone. He'd forbidden her from using it. Now, she was missing. The kitchen wasn't on fire, and he was concerned.

"I'm home!" she announced walking into the flat carrying a large flat box. He glanced at it.

"With pizza?"

"You told me I couldn't cook."

"Is that one of the ones you buy and bake at home?" Hermione shifted from foot to foot.

"Maybe," she admitted.

"Fine, set the timer and put the pizza in the oven. I honestly don't understand how you can mess this up," he muttered walking towards the library. Hermione smiled. This would be her chance to prove she could so make something without setting the kitchen on fire. She hit the oven button until it read the right temperature. Then she waited for it beep. She put the pizza in the oven and set the timer.

Now all she had to was wait. She checked on the pizza. It didn't look done yet, maybe if she set the temperature a little higher?

She kept checking it, waiting impatiently. She'd adjusted the temperature twice and shifted the pizza to a metal pan, maybe it would make it cook faster. She tapped her foot impatiently. This was taking forever. She tried to remember if it always took this long to cook a pizza. Maybe the oven wasn't working right?

Severus had just sealed the envelope with his latest order when the house shook.

"Hermione! If you set my kitchen on fire!" He ran to the kitchen. Hermione was standing there looking dazed, half the wall was missing, and on the ceiling...was the pizza.

"Do I even want to know?"

"I thought the over might not be working...so I lit a match to see..."

"Brightest witch of her age, can't even make a pizza. I've had it up to here with you, and destroying my kitchen, " Severus muttered as he started cleaning up the mess. At least this time he didn't have to open the window to let the smoke out...the window was missing as well.