Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

9. Trick

San Francisco, 2024

AGENT WOO
So I learned a new trick

SCOTT LANG
What?

AGENT WOO
A magic trick

SCOTT LANG
Oh

AGENT WOO
The trick kind not like the Scarlet Witch kind
If you know what I mean

SCOTT LANG
OK

AGENT WOO
It's called a card throw
Lets you toss a card so that can slice through a melon

SCOTT LANG
A whole melon?
Like a watermelon?

AGENT WOO
Well I used a honeydew
But probably

SCOTT LANG
Does it like explode or something?

AGENT WOO
No it just kind of you know
Cuts into it

SCOTT LANG
Oh
Got it

AGENT WOO
I mean it's not turning into a giant or anything
But it is pretty cool
Right?

SCOTT LANG
Oh yeah
That's cool

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