Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

10. Shopping List

London, 2025

MARC
I need you to make a grocery run

STEVEN
Marc, we discussed this
Can't you just write it on our list like I asked?

MARC
Something came up and we're out of bleach
We need more a LOT more
Oh and garbage bags

STEVEN
Oh, God
What did you do?

MARC
I told you if you're going to insist on sharing the body
You're going to do your share of the chores

STEVEN
You are the worst flatmate ever