Starting Author Note - It's time to go Camping innnnn the Sucky Outdoors! Final episode of the first quarter, (I'm splitting up the 24 episodes into four main quarters, I assume you guys can do the maths). I think it'll be easier to flesh out plotlines if they're split up like this personally anyway, so without forado let's get into it!
Reviews
Ross Does Reviews - I actually enjoyed writing Leonard, I feel he had a good group of boys to be on a team with but alas he was never making it far. Glad to hear you're enjoying it so far!
The Storyteller993 - I consider him a pretty mediocore character on my tier list, I don't like him but I don't hate him.
Guest - It's Priya from the reboot, none of my OC's are in this.
MidnightSavvy - Honestly I had to rewatch the reboot season for this and I'm pretty amazed at how much Chase lowkey got away with it, skirting the line is an understatement for him
Remaining Campers:
Screaming Gophers: Cody, Scott, Zee, Damien, Sam, Izzy, Beth, Priya, Jasmine, Zoey
Killer Bass: Tyler, Chase, Dave, Courtney, Julia, Dawn, Eva, MK
"Last time on Total Drama Island..." Chris began from the dock once more. "A talent contest brough out the worst in our campers, and it was awesome!" Chris chuckled as the camera showed clips of the contestants failed acts. "The Killer Bass quickly succeeded with finding talent on their team, but disaster forced them to have to work pretty hard to dig it out. Scott had to start laying low as Jasmine was beginning to keep a closer eye on him, and in the end, Leonard sealed the defeat for the Killer Bass with his...interesting magic act." Chris explained as they showed Scott scowling, and the reactions to Leonard's act. "To no one's surprise, Leonard the Magnificent walked the dock of shame, and boarded the boat of losers. Who will be the next one to walk off this lame dock? Find out tonight! In the most dramatic marshmallow ceremony ever, on Total...Drama...Island!"
(Theme Song Plays)
The scene opened to the morning sky, as it panned down to show Chris standing in front of the remaining campers, seated on the logs. "Alright campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills." He explained. "I'm not gonna lie to you, some of you may not come back alive," He paused as a few campers gasped. "Just joking," He paused once more to chuckle. "All you have to do is spend one night in the woods. Everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest, you just have to find it." He threw a map and compass over to Scott and Courtney respectively.
"Oh," Chris started as he turned around, "And watch out for bears. Lost a couple of interns in pre production. The first team back for breakfast wins invincibility!" As he finished, he blew an airhorn.
"Um, did he just say bears?" Dave asked, pointing to the woods with his eyes widening
"Oh my god could you imagine if we ran into one? That would be so cool!" Izzy exclaimed, as she began to growl like a bear in front of Dave, who flinched.
"Or it's just Chris trying to scare us, as if he'd make us go into the woods with a bunch of wild bears." Scott scoffed, with his arms crossed, as the camera cut to Damien who raised an eyebrow.
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"Have these guys been on the same show I have for the past two weeks?" Damien asked the camera in genuine confusion.
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The camera returned to the woods, as the Gophers we're walking alongside each other, closing in on Izzy, Beth and Priya.
"Oh, this one time I saw a bear eating our garbage, he had big spaghetti noodles hanging from his teeth and it looked like blood and guts, it was so gross! And we thought he was eating the neighbours cat Simba but it turned out she was just lost for a week." Izzy told the two girls with a smile, before looking at their scared faces. "You guys didn't eat spaghetti did you?"
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"Is it me, or is Izzy like very scary?" Priya asked the camera.
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The camera cut to the back of the pack, as Damien nervously looked around and Zee looked on a with a smile on his face.
"Woah, check it out man! Blueberries!" The Pothead acknowledged with a smile, before beginning to pick them off the bush.
"Are you crazy? You can't eat food in the forest!" Damien scolded. "What if its poisonous?"
Zee just shrugged in response. "Hey, if this is how I go out its how I go out." And with that, he began to pop a few in his mouth to the disgust of Damien. "Man, these are good!" He said returning to the bush, as Damien just watched on in concern.
The camera flashed, and showed the Killer Bass walking through the woods, Courtney leading the pack a bit further ahead.
"Come on, pick up the pace people!" She said, turning to her team. "The Gophers might already be at their camp."
"Don't you think you should calm down a little?" Dave voiced, rather reluctantly.
"Calm down?" Courtney responded, keeping her pace. "We've lost three compared to the other team's one!" She exclaimed. "We can't afford to lose another one."
"Well I mean in that case, shouldn't you give less of a reason to get them angry and vote you off?" Dave said looking away, unbeknownst to Courtney's glare. "Or, forget I said anything." He sheepishly replied, as the two kept walking.
The camera panned to Julia who saw this with a smile.
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"So Little Miss A Type's sense of victory is causing her to lose it, and her little lap dog is still standing loyal by her side." She said, looking at her nails. "It may not be the time now, but crushing them both is going to be so fun when it is." She finished with a devilish grin.
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The camera returned to the woods, panning to the right to show Zee on the floor, rubbing his belly and Damien tapping his foot with his arms crossed.
"Man, those were some good berries!" Zee gleefully exclaimed.
"Okay great, you're full, now can we get going?" Damien asked, slightly annoyed.
"Yeah sure thing man." Zee got up and stretched, before looking around. "Um, do you remember where they went?"
Damien's eyes suddenly widened. "Wait, we're lost? In the woods? With bears!?"
The camera flashed and returned to show the Killer Bass camp, as they finally arrived.
"Um, there's no food here." Chase pointed out.
"Well, it is a survival challenge genius." MK told him, as she looked at a piece of paper "We got a whole list of instructions." She told him as she passed it over to Eva and Dave looked over her shoulder.
"Wait, we have to catch our own food? With our own hands? Don't fish pee in the water?" Dave gulped.
"We've been eating the "food" Chef's made us for the past two weeks, I think anything beats that." Eva scoffed.
"I'll go." Chase smiled as he walked off. "I've done a few hand fishing challenges for my viewtube channel sometimes."
"Guess I'll go help him." Eva sighed as she followed.
The camera flashed and returned to Damien and Zee, the weather slightly darker.
"Do you have any idea where we're even going?" Damien asked, looking more nervous as he stared around.
"Of course brah, look up, you're meant to follow the north star." Zee calmy told him as he pointed at the sky.
"Zee. First of all, its the afternoon, there are no stars. Second of all, that's for sailors!"
"Oh...I got nothing." Zee shrugged as Damien facepalmed.
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"Was being trapped in the woods with Zee that bad? Yes, but hey, if a bear came I'm pretty sure I could outrun him." Damien said proudly at the end. "...You can edit that last part out right?"
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The camera returned to the Killer Bass camp, as their team save for Chase and Eva were sitting down around the campfire.
Julia's stomach growled, as she groaned. "It feels like my stomach ate my stomach..."
"Yo!" A voice off screen called, as Julia turned to it where the camera focused in on a pizza delivery guy. "Who ordered the pepperoni?"
The team gasped as Dave just stared in disbelief
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"Its not the fact they ordered pizza, it's not even that the pizza guy made it to the island, but how did he get here with the pizza still hot!?" He asked the confessional
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"We're back!" Chase said as he appeared out of the bushes, him and Eva carrying fish tied up.
"Seriously, fish?" Julia groaned.
"Aw, doesn't suit your diet princess?" MK said in a sweet mocking tone.
"Sadly, I must protest as well." Dawn raised her hand.
"Well at this point food is food to me, I'm not even going to ask how clean they are!" Dave added as he got up, before looking at one. "Is that a bite mark?" He quieried.
Eva suddenly glanced at Chase who began innocently whistling and looking away.
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"What?" Chase asked the confessional. "You never seen a guy eat raw fish before? Pansies." He eye rolled.
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The camera returned to show it was night time in the woods, before panning down to show Damien and Zee walking.
"We've been walking for hours, how are we still lost?" Damien asked.
"No clue." Zee shrugged, eating a bag of chips.
"Seriously, where do you keep finding this food?" Damien retorted, being answered with another shrug. "Never mind. Well, we should probably look for shelter at this point. If we can't find the team we might as well make sure we head back to the campgrounds earlier." He reasoned.
"Wow, you're pretty smart Damien." Zee said in awe, causing the Likeable Nerd to smile. "Can't believe you nearly set yourself on fire a few days ago." He added as he walked past him, causing Damien's face to drop again.
The camera panned back up, then down to the Screaming Gophers campsite as they set up their tent. "There, that should do it." Jasmine clapped her hands together, as Beth and Zoey backed away.
"Fire's going, tent is up and Scott should be back with the food soon, well done guys." The Outbacker smiled.
Priya nodded in agreement, before turning to Zoey. "You know, Damien and Zee are still gone. Do you think they're okay?" She asked the Indie Chick.
"Well, Damien's pretty reliable so I'm sure he'll be fine." Zoey added.
"Well that's a relief." Priya sighed in glee, "But what about Zee?" She added.
"Well uh..." Zoey started. "He's with Damien so he should be good."
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"Zee is really nice, we surprisingly have a lot in common, plus he always seems to have sodas on him." Zoey confessed. "But if he was alone in the woods? I don't think it would end very well." She sheepishly smiled.
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"Wait, has anyone seen Izzy?" Beth suddenly asked, as the camera returned to the Gopher camp.
"She said something about going to the bathroom." Sam answered.
"Yeah but that was an hour ago!" Jasmine realised. "Izzy! Izzy!" She began calling out.
"Are you sure yelling into the woods is a good idea." Sam asked, looking a little nervous
"You were saying?" She smirked at him, before walking over to the bushes. "You gave us quite a scare there, but time to come out now mate."
Suddenly a bear appeared growling causing Jasmine's eyes to widen, and slowly turn back.
"A-A bear!?" Beth suddenly squealed. Sam began to scream and then suddenly ran back, before falling over a rock and hitting the ground, as the rest of the Gophers stood in fear, save for Cody who noticeably weed his pants.
The camera then flashed, before returning to the night sky, panning down to show a cave.
"Well, its warmer then the outside at least." Damien sighed.
"True that man, plus you got the fire going! Nice work!" Zee said, putting his hand up for a high five. Even annoyed Damien still lightly smiled and returned it.
"I guess we'll be fine to camp here then head back in the morning. Assuming we can find our way back anyway."
"See, this could've been way worse." Zee reasoned, as his face suddenly changed as he looked at Damien, rather confused.
"What?" The Likeable Nerd said nervously.
"Nothing, I just didn't know you had wings is all." Zee nonchalontly replied.
"Huh?" Damien said, before turning to see his back and noticing there was a bat on him, he began to run around screaming as the bat chased him and Zee blankly stared on.
The camera went black, and then returned to the Bass camp, the moon in full view with owls hooting as the Bass sat in a semi circle around the campfire. Dave noticeably flinched as he heard the noises from the woods.
"Relax man, it's just the bushes." Tyler told him.
"Sorry, the woods just really freak me out. Sitting on this dirt is bad enough." Dave sighed.
"The woods, amongst many other things." MK quipped, earning a laugh from Eva.
"You know, this reminds me of this story I heard once." Chase started.
"Awesome, is it scary?" Tyler asked.
"Oh yeah, very." He corrected. "I don't know if you guys would be able to handle it."
"Ooo, we're terrified." Courtney rolled her eyes. "I'm sure we can handle it."
"Alright, don't say I didn't warn you guys." Chase shrugged. "One night, just like this one." He started as Pthe camera faded out.
It returned to the moon, as Chase now stood at the front of the fire, the Bass looking visibly terrified except for MK and Eva. "So suddenly, they heard this tap tap tapping on the side of the car. The girl started to freak out, and now even the guy was getting scared! So he hit the gas, and stepped on it! When he got back to the girls house, they opened the door and screamed! Because...hanging on the door handle, was the bloody hook! They say that this killer is still alive...wondering these very woods. He could be just about anywhere really...even...right...here!" Chase suddenly pulled his hand from his back revealing a hook, causing his team to immediately scream, as he started laughing.
"Chase! That was so not funny!" Courtney scolded.
"You're right, I'm sorry. It was hilarious!" He started laughing again.
"Please, it wasn't even scary." MK said, as she suddenly flinched hearing a wolf in the woods, causing Julia and Chase to laugh.
The camera flashed once more, returning to the Gophers now in the trees.
"So what do we do now?" Beth said to Jasmine.
"Don't look at me! I got nothing here!" The Outbacker quickly responded.
"It was your idea to climb into the trees!" Scott retorted.
"Well what did you want us to do? Pee our pants like Cody?"
The camera panned to Cody who looked down in shame, covering his trousers.
Suddenly, the camera cut to Priya's branch, as it broke off and her team gasped.
"Oh god, Priya!" Sam called out.
The bear started growling as Priya began to back away towards the tent in fear. The bear suddenly stopped and smiled. "Hey are you okay?"
"Er, did you just talk?" Priya stopped and looked confused.
The bear suddenly took off its head and revealed Izzy.
"What the heck!?" Zoey said as she slid down.
"Izzy! Why on earth would you do that!" Jasmine scolded.
"I thought it would be funny!" The psycho hose beast innocently chuckled
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"Okay okay, that was so funny!" Izzy confessed. "Like oh my god its a bear, we're going to suddenly die now! As if I could actually do that, there's like no way okay!"
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The camera returned to the killer Bass camp, save for Dave and Dawn.
"What's wrong Dave?" The Moonchild asked.
"I gotta pee, but I'm...well..." He stuttered in response.
"Too scared to go outside? Don't worry, the animals are very peaceful around here." She smiled reassuringly, before lying back down.
"Erm, thanks?" Dave replied.
The camera changed to show the outside of the tent, as Dave took a few steps, before flinching as he heard noises coming from the woods. Suddenly, a bat appeared on his face, causing Dave to kick a stone from the fire which burned down his teams tent.
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"Didn't really account for that one." Dawn confessed as she shrugged her shoulders
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The scene returned to the Gophers, now eating their fish, with Izzy still in the bear costume minus the head. Suddenly, there was a rustling in the bushes as a bear appeared from it.
"Wow, that costume is really good! Like, I thought mine was good but this one is like, really good!" Izzy commented.
"Probably Chris just trying to mess with us." Scott smirked.
"Yeah, come on out whoever's in there." Jasmine said as she ruffled the bears fur, as it growled in response.
"Um, are you sure guys? It seems pretty real?" Priya commented, slightly stepping back.
"And he did say there were bears right?" Beth gulped.
"You guys are such babies." Scott scoffed as he got up and stood by the bear, poking it on the nose. Suddenly even Jasmine's face changed and she began to step back.
"Erm, I think you should stop now mate." The Outbacker advised.
"Please, if it was a bear could I do this?" Scott said as he attempted to rip off the head, grabbing a chunk of fur. "Huh, well. Run!" He said as he immediately turned and began climbing back up the tree with the rest of his team.
The camera flashed, and returned to the Bass as Dave stood on the ground.
"Well that's just great, Dave. Now where are we supposed to sleep!?" Courtney screeched as the Normal Guy flinched.
"Relax, drama queen." MK eye rolled. "It was an accident."
"Accident? Accident? Things could not possibly get worse!" As Courtney said this, rain started to pour down, causing the girl to scream.
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"Was it the worst night of my life? Yes. But did seeing Courtney angry make it worth it? Mostly." MK smirked.
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The camera returned to show the Gophers in the tree in the rain, then the Bass under a giant leaf that Eva was holding, then to the cave where Zee and Damien were fast asleep.
It flashed once more, as it was now morning and Sam was on the ground. "Okay guys, bear's gone." The Gamer said, as he snapped his back.
"And so is the map." Zoey added in sadness.
"Hey, I don't know how raccoons sleep in trees, because I am so sick." Izzy commented, bags under her eyes.
"They do?" Cody asked as he appeared.
"I don't want to hear a word from you Izzy until we're back at camp, got it!?" Jasmine added as she walked ahead. "Now, let's get going!" She added clapping her hands. Scott smiled, as he began to follow.
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"Well, who knew Jasmine was so overly competitive." The Dirt Farmer confessed with a devilish smile. "I think a few little pushes here and there I don't even have to convince the others to vote her off." He chuckled
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The scene returned to Damien and Zee walking out of the cave, stretching.
"Finally, the morning." Damien sighed.
"Huh, that went by pretty fast don't you think." Zee added.
"No, I do not." Damien added with ana nnoyed expression, before looking in fear.
"Um, Zee...run!" The Likeable Nerd screamed. Zee rubbed his head before turning around and noticing the bear, with a visible bald patch before dropping his soda and running after Damien.
The scene changed once more, to the Killer Bass, as Courtney was resting on Dave.
"Aww, morning Court." Julia chuckledas the A Type slowly woke up and immediately jumped off him.
"Woah, what?" Dave said, groggily and confused.
"No way, that's priceless!" MK let out a laugh, as the rest of the team began to wake up.
"No, that did not just happen!" Courtney said, furiously blushing.
"Yeah yeah, we can talk about Courtney and Dave later. Now let's wake up and head back to camp!" Eva growled, as her team nodded.
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"Um, what happened?" Dave said, scratching his head.
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The confessional was just Julia laughing
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"I would like to state I was totally asleep and therefore unconscious at the time of the alleged cuddling with Dave, so essentially it's like it never happened." Courtney crossed her arms and blushed
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The scene returned to show the Screaming Gophers arriving first, followed shortly by the Bass, as they broke out into a cheer.
"Yes, we're the first one's here!" Priya cheered.
"Uh uh uh, not so fast Gophers. Seems youre missing a few players." Chris stated.
Jasmine looked around, and then growled. "Where's Damien and Zee?" She called out, as the two finally appeared.
"Oh crap." Damien stated.
"Crap indeed, we just lost the challenge!" Jasmine hissed.
"Woah, it's not our fault we got lost in the woods!" Zee added.
"I mean it kind of is, but we had no idea where we were!" Damien added.
"Save it, I can't believe we lost again!" Jasmine added, and stormed off, not seeing the smile of Scott.
"Well, I wanted to say it but meh. The Killer Bass are the winners! And you're going on an all expense paid trip to...The Tuck shop!" Chris said, as a ka ching noise played and the Bass ran off.
The Gophers groaned, befroe the camera flashed to the Bass inside their cabin.
"Oh my god, I never enjoyed potato chips more than I do right now!" Dave said in glee.
"Mine!" Courtney said as she grabbed it out of Dave's hand and ate it, causing the Normal Guy to pout as she laughed. She stopped when she noticed the 'who are you kidding' looks Tyler and Chase we're giving her.
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"I give it a week." Chase confessed
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The scene returned to show it was night, and the Screaming Gophers at the campfire ceremony.
"Screaming Gophers, you've all cast your votes. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk down the dock of shame, board the boat of losers and get the heck out of here! And you can't come back. Ever. Now, I can see you're all tired so tonight I'll just throw them at you, okay?" Chris informed.
"The first marshmallow goes to...Zoey." Chris tossed the indie-chick her marshmallow as she smiled.
"Priya. Scott. Beth. Sam. Cody." All four we're tossed one as they either smiled or tried to force one.
"Damien, and Zee!" Chris tossed the two theirs, as Jasmine looked surprised.
"Ladies, this is the final marshmallow of the evening." Jasmine began to look nervous, as Izzy just stared with a crazy smile.
"Ja-" Before Chris could finish, they suddenly heard a police helicoptor.
"Izzy, we know you are down there! Come peacefully or we will shoot!" A voice called down from the chopper as the hovering made the contestants hair go crazy.
"Wait, so all the stuff you said was true!?" Sam questioned.
"Nah, just the stuff about the RCMP." Izzy winked, "It's been fun guys, you'll never take me alive!" Izzy screamed as she ran off camera into the woods.
"Well...um, I guess you're free to go?" Chris said not really sure what to do.
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"I was in the bottom two? I can't believe this! As soon as I find out who voted me I will make them pay!" Jasmine said, slamming the confessional door.
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"Jasmine was pretty mean today...but Izzy is a ticking time bomb! Had to vote her off in order to, you know, live?" Priya shrugged.
The scene returned to the Killer Bass boys cabin, as the door creaked open and Dave woke up. "Tyler, Chase, is that you?" He said as he noticed the figure in the door. Suddenly a hook appeared, causing Dave to scream, before he stopped at the laughing to see Chase.
"Chase! Come on man!" Dave hissed, as he laughed even harder.
(Fade to credits)
Author Notes
Well this took it's sweet time to come out, sorry about that. Just personal health stuff but I'm back now! Should be back to weekly updates and I hope everyone is still around. Anyway, yeah Izzy went home, more progress on team bonding. Hope you enjoyed the Damien and Zee duo lost in the woods as much as I did! Well, that's all for now and toodles!
Elimination Order
22nd - Max (The Super Villain)
21st - Ezekiel (The Homeschooled Guy)
20th - Anne-Maria (The Jersey Shore Reject)
19th - Leonard (The LARPer)
18th - Izzy (The Psycho Hose Beast)
