New York, 2012
STEVE
Good morning. Got a minute?
NATASHA
Sure
STEVE
I don't know if you're much of a history buff, but I was wondering if you could verify some things the fellas told me.
NATASHA
Oh jeez
Hit me
STEVE
Tony and Clint have been telling me what became of the leaders of the Axis at the end of the war.
NATASHA
Oh this should be good
STEVE
They say that Mussolini threw himself off a balcony into the ocean and was eaten by a shark.
NATASHA
Ha no not exactly
STEVE
And what about General Tojo getting crushed under a falling gun turret?
NATASHA
Nope not that either
STEVE
I figured they were screwing with me. There was no way Hitler would have just killed himself in some bunker.
NATASHA
Oh no that one's true
STEVE
Nice try, Agent Romanov.
NATASHA
No really
He did
STEVE
Are you trying to mess with me too?
NATASHA
You learned how to use the Internet yet old man?
Look it up if you don't believe me
STEVE
…Are you seriously telling me after everything that man did, all the trouble he caused, he ended it himself in a hole in the ground?
NATASHA
I'm afraid so
STEVE
I'm not going to lie. At this point that's a little hard to hear.
NATASHA
You okay?
STEVE
Oh, yeah.
Nothing I can't work out on a couple dozen heavybags or so.