New York, 2025
SAM WILSON
Hey, man
What's going on with you and my sister?
BUCKY BARNES
What do you mean?
Oh, man did she mention me?
SAM WILSON
Don't flatter yourself
What did you say to her?
BUCKY BARNES
Haha. She totally did
Oh, you know
Just charming things
I can't help it, I'm a charming guy
SAM WILSON
What you trying to pull?
BUCKY BARNES
Oh, don't worry I'll be a gentleman
And tell the boys Uncle Buck will be seeing them soon
SAM WILSON
Don't you screw with me Barnes
BUCKY BARNES
I told you Sam I'm a gentleman
Just ask Sarah and she'll tell you
Since she's talking about me all the time
SAM WILSON
I never should have invited you to that party
BUCKY BARNES
Sam, we're going to be family soon
I'm gonna be at all your parties
SAM WILSON
That's it you better pray you don't have location services turned on
Or I'm coming after you right now
BUCKY BARNES
Like that will make Sarah forget about me