Chapter 46-Wal-Mart
By: MysticFantasy
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prompt provided by Epic Elven Warrior Princess
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"My hair grew back even better than before, so I guess I can't really be mad at you." Clint said.
"There you go. I made you prettier." Tony said. "Same thing happened to my hair. So it worked out for all of us."
"With a few exceptions." Thor stated. "My mother loved that my hair had been short and wished for me to keep it that way."
"Well, at least you didn't stay do like Bruce and went to that hair salon to straighten your hair to look longer." Natasha said.
"I did not." Bruce lightly declared.
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"A Wal-Mart?! Seriously?!" Tony exclaimed. "I wouldn't be caught dead inside one of those bargain stores."
"Fine. Stay out here in the car." Natasha said. "I'm going shopping for a new gun and maybe a taser."
"Sounds good. I'll come with you." Clint said. "Tony, maybe you can help Cap update his music."
"Good idea. Maybe I will go inside this place. Come on, Capsicle." Tony said.
"How did I get sucked into this?" The soldier demanded as he was dragged to the front entrance on the large store.
"Just go with it, Cap. It's possible that you might see something you'll like." Clint said.
"In a place and time like this? I doubt it." Steve replied as they walked inside.
The group was right away slightly taken back at how huge the story is on the inside. People were everywhere with shopping carts nearly filled to the top with different items they probably didn't need.
Bruce right away announced that he would meet the team in an hour before walking off.
Clint and Natasha right away headed towards the sporting and outdoors area while Tony dragged Steve to the men's clothing department with Thor close behind.
Right away, Tony began looking for clothes that might fit the two blond men. That would prove to be a little tricky. If the clothes weren't too short then they would definatly rip from all of those muscles the two had.
Being the man he was, Tony picked out shirts and pants that he believed would look good on the two men and made them go try them on in the dressing rooms.
"Why must we try so many garments?" Thor asked.
"Don't say 'garments'." Tony declared standing outside the dressing room doors. "That's a woman's word. Anyway, the two of you need to look better suited. Can't always be walking around in khaki's and Asgardian armor."
"What's wrong with that?" the two men questioned at the same time before walking out wearing the clothes Tony picked.
"That is SO much better." Tony exclaimed and allowed the two to look at themselves in the mirrors.
"I feel ridiculous." Steve declared as he tugged at the short t-shirt he wore.
"Good." Tony exclaimed. "You both look a lot more like regular people."
"Incase you forgot, Thor and I aren't exactly like the people of today." Steve said and went back into the dressing room.
"You got that right. One is an old man and the other is a hippie with a hammer." Tony said as he sat down and waited for them to change into the next outfit.
Once the two were done, Tony had them pay for it with one of his many credit cards. The one hour limit was up but they were the only ones present.
Tony pulled out his phone and message where all of them were.
He got a reply a moment later saying that all of them were all still in the locations they had gone off to.
Tony sighed and headed toward the sporting section with Steve and Thor. Once the three got there, they didn't see Clint or Natasha anywhere.
Another text message revealed that the two spies had moved to the registers and were waiting for them rest of the team there.
For the next twenty minutes, the entire team walked from one place to another. Finally, Tony had enough and demanded for everyone to meet at the car.
Placing their items in the trunk of the luxury car, Steve and Thor waited for the others to arrive.
Sure enough, in a few minutes, the team arrived.
Clint and Natasha both brandishing bags with new weapons or parts to make new weapons and Bruce looked different.
"Dr. Banner, did you straighten your hair?" Steve asked.
The doctor froze for a second before collecting himself.
"No." he answered quickly.
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"I don't care what you claim now, I think that you did have your hair done." Tony declared.
"I didn't."
"Then why did I look different when we came back?"