This chapter is based on the movie Dark Shadows from 2012
Walking to the park was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Kate Lloyd's team consisting of Trina Thing, Kate Volans, Tina Terishkovanaya, MacReady and Xenia Xiyoega XIX As well as Agent 47, Cooler Banki, Aracula, Shadow Dopant, Ghost Dopant and Universe 666 Brother Blood and we were heading to the park for some fun.
Me: Nothing like heading to the park for some fun and rest and relaxation.
Nico: No kidding there!
Lola: Yeah no kidding. But it is still fun and cool.
Nico: Yeah.
Kate Lloyd: I'm really excited for this too.
Nico: Kate, I want to thank you, Agent 47, and your teams for coming
Kate Lloyd: No problem Nico. Even though I'm always with you guys it's always awesome.
Me: It sure is.
Trina Thing: I'm really excited for this too.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Trina what do you like to do in your free time?
Trina Thing: Not really sure. I've been trying to figure out how I was able to become who I am and managed to get so many aliens woven into me. It's a mystery.
Me: With over 10,000,000 aliens in you that is a mystery.
Kate Lloyd: Especially with that creature being a terrible monster that haunted my nightmares for a long time.
Nico: Yeah that was awful.
Trina Thing: Kate, MacReady, I'm really sorry about what happened to you guys down in Antarctica. That was really horrible.
MacReady: It sure was. The Thing killed everyone we know.
Laney: And caused dissension among everyone it came into contact with.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: At least there were no zombies.
Nicole: Maybe so but that company really caused a lot of damage all because of Royal Defenders Sebastian!
Nico: Yeah.
Lola: No kidding! That was awful!
Xenia: Yeah no kidding!
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: At least there were no zombies.
Nicole: Maybe so but that company really caused a lot of damage all because of Royal Defenders Sebastian!
Nico: Yeah.
Lola: No kidding! That was awful!
Xenia: Yeah no kidding!
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: But the owner surprisingly came quietly.
Me: He sure did. Royal Defenders Sebastian RUINED his entire company.
Xenia: Yeah he essentially murdered that WHOLE company.
Me: Yeah. No kidding. What a heartless monster!
Lily: (YAWNS) But just hold on guys. He will die tomorrow on Halloween.
Me: I know Lily.
Xenia: Yep.
Maria: How's he doing in Burger King?
Me: Much better than his old job.
Xenia: That's good. I can tell he hated being the President and CEO.
Maria: I can tell too. But all those poor kids. They were just starting to heal up and Royal Defenders Sebastian REOPENED all their old wounds and made them worse than ever!
May: I know! That is terrible!
Me: No kidding! Well just hang on guys he only has until tomorrow.
Nico: Yeah.
Eddy: We kept all the nuggets though. It's not like they can affect us.
Me: We'll use those for future use just in case this happens again to synthesize more of the antidote.
Lisa Loud: Good thinking there.
Me: Yep.
SPLASH!
Me: Huh?
I stepped in a stream of water flowing down the street.
Me: Uh oh. Did a pipe spring a leak?
Maria: Wasn't me!
Me: I know it wasn't you Maria. I was referring to pipes that might have burst.
Nico: I don't see anything.
Eli: Wait look!
We saw a bunch of people come and they were soaked to the bone and dripping wet!
Xenia: WHOA! You guys are soaked!
Man: Yeah we were relaxing in the park and then it turned into a LAKE.
Me: A lake!?
Laney: A lake!? How did that happen?
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and we're not going to like this in the slightest: we got word that Lou Gubrious is crying up a HUGE STORM and flooding the park and overflowing the lake with tears.
We gasped. Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived.
Me: WHAT?!
Nico: Oh, if I find out RD Sebastian busted him out, I'm gonna...!
Nicole: He did bust him out.
Eli: That piece of crap!
Lincoln: Easy, Eli. Besides, it won't be long now. Tomorrow, on Halloween night, that is when he finally meets his ends.
Lori: The sooner the better, and I'm literally looking forward to ending him after what he did in trying to destroy us with those nightmares he conjured.
Lynn: He's gonna regret this.
Me: Yeah!
Camie: Who is Lou Gubrious?
Me: One of the Powerpuff Girls enemies. He is one of the most miserable villains we've ever seen and he is always crying!
I went over his history.
Lou Gubrious, also known as Hal Larious, is a minor antagonist from the Cartoon Network original series The Powerpuff Girls, only appearing in the episode "The City of Frownsville".
He was voiced by Dee Bradley Baker.
The Carnival of Happiness came to Townsville and everybody in The City of Townsville was as happy as could be, especially Bubbles, of the Powerpuff Girls. She went to the carnival so she could enter Townsville's 6th annual "Happiest Citizen Contest".
However, not everybody in Townsville was happy, because off the coast of the city, sat a big dark castle, on a rocky island. In that castle, lived a very sad and miserable man named Lou Gubrious, who spent his days crying his eyes out. His tears came out in giant, flowing, uninterrupted streams, enough to fill up the retreats of his mountainous island, and create a myriad of waterfalls, all over the island, which would flow naturally into the ocean around it.
Lou Gubrious complained and whined about how everybody in Townsville was happy, while he was sad. He devised an evil plan to make everybody else in Townsville sad, while also making himself happy. Lou had invented a machine called "The Miseray", which when activated, would take all the misery from himself, and send it out, to the rest of the world, while also taking the happiness of others, and inject it into himself.
When Lou activated the machine, an aura of depressing radiation swept The City of Townsville, and successfully made everybody in the town, start bawling their eyes out, acting in a depressing way, and ruining everybody's life. This included The Powerpuff Girls, Professor Utonium, The Mayor, Mrs. Bellum, and The Talking Dog.
Lou Gubrious walked into Townsville, while everybody around him was crying. For once, Lou Gubrious was not crying. In fact, he was not even sad at all. He was overjoyed and had a bright and beaming smile on his face. Lou introduced himself by his new name, "Hal Larious", and accentuated his happiness, by prancing around Townsville, mocking everybody, who was sad. He went up to Bubbles, who had just won the "happiest citizen" contest, but said that due to recent events, there should be a recount on the winner. He then took the trophy for himself and gloated to Bubbles about how he had lost the contest to her every year, since the contest started, and was joyous to have finally won the contest for once.
The Professor told the Powerpuff Girls that if people keep crying at this rate, Townsville will be flooded with tears in 10 minutes. However, once the Giant Fish Balloon Monster started crying his eyes out, the Professor said that the time would be shortened to 5 minutes, considering how many eyes the Fish Balloon had and how large he was as well. The Powerpuff Girls tried to cheer people up, by going around and telling jokes, hoping that it would make people laugh, and put an end to all the crying, but all their attempts to get as little as one chuckle out of even the most jovial of citizens, proved to be completely fruitless.
Bubbles told a joke to a pigeon, using a banana as a prop, but it did not work. Bubbles peeled the banana and threw the peel away. Hal Larious just so happened to be passing by, while this happened, and while everyone in Townsville was watching, Hal slipped on the banana peel in the most hilarious and comical way possible, which made everyone else laugh their heads off. Hal was both hurt and humiliated, prompting him to start crying again.
Everything went back to normal in Townsville, and everyone (except for Hal) was happy. The formerly hilarious Hal Larious was now back to being the lugubrious Lou Gubrious, but he was not allowed to go back to his island of sadness. Now, Lou Gubrious was working as an unpaid employee at the carnival of happiness. There was a log ride at the carnival and Lou was chained up in shackles at the beginning of the ride. There, he cried nonstop, providing a waterfall, to make the log ride function for free. Lou presumably spent the rest of his days working this involuntary job, and he quoted that it only hurts when he laughs.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it!
Camie: He's always crying like that!? Oh poor guy!
Sirius: Geez! I feel sorry for him!
Nico: Yeah this guy is a total sadsack. He just can't stop wallowing in self pity!
Xenia: Poor guy.
Eli; Man no kidding.
Lola: Yeah no kidding. And his Miser-Ray made us stronger and more powerful because of our powers.
Me: The negative energy we absorbed from it made us more powerful. We not only absorb hatred but sadness too.
Earth heard a Pokemon cry.
Earth: Hey look!
We saw a Marill crying.
Me: Oh it's a Marill.
Qin: Oh the poor thing.
Earth: Are you okay?
Marill: (WAILING) The man's crying is MAKING ME SAD!
Nico: Oh poor thing.
Earth: Oh it'll be all right.
Ed: Ed puts his foot against by back at Marril. His big toe has a face painted on it.] "Hello, Marril. Why are you such a sad sack?" [He brings up his other foot. There is a face on its big toe as well.] "'Cuz a big crybaby made her unhappy. Oh, pardon me." [Ed unfurls the rest of his toes, each of which has a face on it, and laughs.] "I should be in show business."
WE LAUGHED!
Eddy: (LAUGHS)
Ed: [sticking his feet up] "Hello, I am Stinky. And I am Clammy." [He laughs.]
WE LAUGHED!
Marill: (LAUGHS) THAT'S FUNNY!
Me: (LAUGHS) Okay that was funny Ed!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Way to go Lumpy.
Earth: Feel better, Marril?
Marill: I sure am. That was funny!
Me: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Lou Gubrious) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Lou Gubrious, he's 20 yards away in the park and nearby lake on an island.
Nico: We better stop him at once!
Lincoln: Before he floods the park and overflows the lake. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Lou Gubrious.
We were walking into the park and we spotted Lou Gubrious and he was on an island crying.
Lincoln: There he is.
Me: Let's get him. KIBAL, LET'S HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I transformed into Wolf Moon 🌙 .
Lincoln: And I've got a surprise in store. UNIVERSE 666 TRIXX, LET'S POUNCE!
Lincoln transformed into a white version of Rena Rouge as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body and his entire body was then covered in white fur, his deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye turned green with the slit pupils of a fox, his fangs grew longer and his rows of straight teeth turned into fox's teeth, and his nose turned to a fox's and grew a fox's snout, his massive white angel wings remained the same, his eleven massive and long white wolf tails turned into eleven massive and long fox tails and the rainbow tips and rainbow markings remained the same, his large white wolf ears on his head turned into large white fox ears, his long wild white hair became wilder and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head remained the same.
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: Surprised? In this form, I'm known as Flame Fox.
Eli: Cool.
Lincoln: Now, here's where things get really heated.
Me: Yep.
Camie: So that's him?
Me: Yep.
HE WAS REALLY CRYING HARD!
Camie: Oh poor guy!
Twilight Sparkle: He is really crying hard.
Applejack: Oh the poor guy.
Eddy: Oh this is gonna be too easy!
Lou Gubrious: Listen to them, the citizens of Gotham Royal York, they all sound so, so happy...and I am so... MISERABLE! (SCREAMING WAILING)
(A fresh spate of sobbing strikes him on this last word; lightning flashes from the overhead cloud)
WHAT A BABY!
Nico: Poor guy.
Stella Zhau: Man he is more miserable than he was before.
Me: Well normally we would feel sorry for him. But not this time!
Eddy: Oh he's gonna be even more miserable!
Lincoln summoned eleven fox flames on the tips of his eleven tails and he tossed them at Lou Gubrious which burned him and sent him flying into a tree, and we landed.
Me: I should've known you'd break out, you sack of misery!
Nico: RD Sebastian's already pissed us off more than once, but he'll get what's coming to him.
Cynthia Chum: Yep, and as for you, we'll give you something to really cry about!
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: Yep.
She threw chum and it went into his mouth and he hurled his guts out! THEN HE WAS CRYING HARD!
WHAT A BIG BABY!
Camie: Geez! What could have caused him to become like this!?
Me: I honestly don't know. But I think it might have something to do with that storm cloud over his head.
I went over and blew the storm cloud away.
Me: (BLOWS)
But the storm cloud came back stronger than ever and more tears poured out of him!
Marill charged at him and blasted him with water and drenched him!
Lou Gubrious: (CRYING AND WAILING HARD!)
Tears streamed out of him like waterfalls!
Nico: How in the world can this guy cry so much!?
Squidward: Geez SpongeBob he cries worse than you do.
SpongeBob: No kidding!
Me: I know! That defies the laws of physics.
Jayden got out the Fire Katana of the Fire God!
Jayden: Time to warm you up! FIRE STYLE: FLAMING BLADE SPINNER!
He spun around and fired a wave of fire that formed into a flaming tornado and it hit Lou Gubrious and blasted him down.
But it made his CRYING STRONGER!
Nico: Geez!
Sirius: It's hard to imagine that this guy can cry so much.
Fiona got out the Lightning Sword of Jupiter!
Fiona: Maybe some lightning will shock you back into happiness! LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERSTRIKE OF ZEUS!
She swung the sword and fired waves of lightning and the blasts hit him and electrocuted all over! Then he CRIED MORE AND WAS STREAMING OUT MASSIVE WAVES OF TEARS!
GEEZ ENOUGH WITH THE WATERWORKS ALREADY!
Mr. Krabs: Man this guy is a REALLY heavy crier!
Me: No offense Pearl but he cries harder than you do.
Pearl: None taken but yeah he sure does.
Martian Manhunter got out the Martian Sword of Fire.
Martian Manhunter: He must have some kind of serious mental issue with him.
Me: Can you find out what is causing this to him J'onn?
Martian Manhunter tried to read his mind. He then saw that he was BORN A REALLY POWERFUL CRIER and hasn't stopped crying since birth.
Martian Manhunter: He hasn't stopped crying ever since he came into this world.
Me: GEEZ!
Xenia: I'm amazed he hasn't died crying at all.
Nico: I know.
Martian Manhunter: MARS FIRE STYLE: OLYMPUS MONS FLAME STORM!
He swung his sword and fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
But Lou was STILL CRYING HARD!
FOR PETES SAKE! SUCK IT UP MAN!
Vert got out the Speed Sword of Velocitron!
Vert: Wait! I M Weasel do you know anyone that cries like this?
I.M. Weasel: As a matter of fact I do. A Bunch of Chronic Crying Syndrome sufferers.
Me: Wow! That is crazy. Lets see.
I looked inside him with my X-Ray vision and there was no inflamed tear gland.
Me: He doesn't have an inflamed tear gland.
Vert: Lets see if this will calm him down. SPEED STYLE: SPEEDING SLASH RUN!
He ran fast and blasted and slashed him all over!
Then Lou cried hard even more!
GEEZ! SOMEONE TURN HIS FAUCET OFF!
Lisa Loud got out the Gear Sword of the Grid.
Lisa Loud: Perhaps some electroshock therapy will get him to stop his crying. LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTROSHOCK THUNDER BURST!
She pointed the sword and fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted him all over the place. But he was still crying hard!
LOUD SCREAMING WAILING AND CRYING!
He was REALLY CRYING!
Eddy: Man he is really Blubbering!
Luan: Man he is really CRYING over spilled milk! (LAUGHS) Get it? But seriously we've never seen anyone cry this hard!
Nico: No kidding!
Me: Geez Serena! He cries more than you do.
Sailor Moon: No kidding there!
Sailor Uranus: She is just as...
CRUNCH!
Varie stomped on her foot!
Sailor Uranus: OUCH!
Varie: Shut up Amara. You're not helping.
Sailor Uranus: Sorry.
Donkey Kong got out the Coconut Sword of the Headbashers.
Donkey Kong: Taste coconuts! COCONUT STYLE: COCONUT BASHER SURPRISE!
He swung the sword and fired numbers of coconuts and they hit him all over the place!
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!
Patrick: DAHAHAHA! That guy got hit in the head with 7 coconuts!
But the coconuts didn't work and he was REALLY CRYING HARD!
Maggie got out the Atomic Sword of Darkness.
Maggie: This guy cries more than my heart does. DARK ATOM STYLE: ATOMIC DARKNESS DEATH RAY!
She swung the sword and fired a blast of darkness and it hit him and blasted him all over!
Me: TAKE THAT!
But then he bursted into even louder crying and more!
Homer: Man he is crying more than I did when I lost Pinchy.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: Yeah.
Whenua got out the Sword of Giant Rock Smashers.
Whenua: Sheesh buddy you need to turn off the waterworks. ROCK STYLE: SMASHING BUTTKICKING ROCK SMASH!
He fired a massive blast of rocks and smashed him all over.
Nico: Whoa!
Then he broke down crying more!
Me: Geez! Rarity no offense to you but he cries harder than you do.
Rarity: None taken darling but yeah he does.
Dana got out the Ice Sword of the Snow of Hoth!
Dana: This will be fun and cold! ICE STYLE: CRYING COLD BLAST!
She swung the sword and fired a wave of ice and blasted him down.
But Lou cried harder than ever!
Shannon got out the Darkness Sword of Salem!
Shannon: Maybe this can stop him from crying! DARKNESS STYLE: DARK FURY BLAST!
She swung the sword and fired a wave of darkness and blastted him down but it only made his crying worse!
Me: Geez!
Nico: Man!
Qin: What is with this guy?
Nico: Okay. This... isn't working.
Me: If that doesn't get him to stop crying NOTHING will.
Xenia: Yeah!
Camie: Geez!
MAN WHAT A CRYBABY!
Nico: Okay we need a new plan.
Me: Hmm. I know!
I touched him and sucked out all his Negative Energy and my aura exploded out and it supercharged us!
Nico: WHOA! That was powerful!
Me: No kidding!
Eli: YEAH! Did it work?
But then his storm cloud on his head grew bigger and struck harder and then he cried massively hard like a huge waterfall!
Me: WHOA!
Eli: Nope.
Me: GEEZ!
BOY THIS GUY IS REALLY A MASSIVE SADSACK!
Poromon: Lets tickle him!
Poliwag: YEAH!
Mascots: CUTIE TICKLE ATTACK!
The mascots jumped onto him and tickled him all over!
Mascots: COOCHIE COOCHIE COOCHIE! COO!
Lou Gubrious was crying hard still! NOT ONE OUNCE OF LAUGHTER!
He drenched the mascots in tears!
Pinkie Pie: Allow Me!
She used every form of laughter and comedy she could muster on Lou Gubrious and even crazy cartoon comedy gags! Izzy Moonbow joined in to help.
But the storm cloud on his head grew even bigger and then MASSIVE JETS OF TEARS EXPLODED OUT OF HIM! HE WAS CRYING HARD AND HE DRENCHED PINKIE AND IZZY!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: GEEZ!
Nico: How about we snap our fingers?!
Maria: Only as a last resort!
Me: It's worth a shot!
I snapped my fingers and then it split him into 2 of him! One was his happiness and cheerfulness and joy that was covered in darkness. And his crying side was really CRYING!
Nico: Not the outcome I was expecting! But this works!
Maria: One side for the redemption squad and the other for the M.O.E.
Qin: We should have thought of that earlier.
William: Maybe something that can absorb water!
SpongeBob: Leave that to me!
SpongeBob sucked in all the tears and he was bloated!
Nico: Nice one!
Samantha Solar Flare: Time for us to end this!
Suddenly, Cynthia Chum's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a red and pink energy aura with stars, chum, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Lou Gubrious, she left red and pink energy, stars, chum, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Cynthia Chum: I should've known Sebastian's Royal Defenders twin would bust you out to cause a flood and destroy our city, that blood-crazed psychopathic basket case has already pissed us off with plaguing Lincoln and his sisters with nightmares and letting out some of The Royal Defenders' old enemies and getting old enemies of Lincoln's Guardian Angels involved as well. But, you're not much of a threat, but like I said, I'll give you something to really cry about.
Suddenly, Cynthia Chum was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and pink energy with stars and chum flying around the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lou Gubrious: the red eyes of judgement.
Me: Oh man, she's gonna stuff chum in his mouth!
Nico: This isn't gonna end well.
Lincoln: Nope, it sure isn't.
Then, as the vortex faded, Cynthia Chum emerged, but she was changed forever.
Cynthia Chum grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red and pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her chin-length pink hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon pink eyes and a red and pink energy aura with stars, chum, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a bucket of chum with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Chum, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Chum, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Cynthia Chum has on a crimson red sleeveless tank top, sleeveless crimson red open vest, crimson red skirt with the Chum Dopant symbol on it, crimson red pants, crimson red legwarmers, crimson red sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, chum, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Chun Dopant surrounded by stars and chum buckets and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding red gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Cynthia Chum felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black and red angel wings with crimson red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Cynthia Chum has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Cynthia Chum's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and pink energy, stars, chum, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cynthia Chum's Cosmic Eternal Hurling Puke Volcano Chum Dopant Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Hurling Puke Volcano Chum Dopant Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink and red gems and the Chum Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Cynthia Chum has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large pink gem in her mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with chum buckets in between the kanji below the Chum Dopant symbol that said, "Cynthia Chum, Embodiment of The Chum Dopant, Warrior and Master of Chum, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Crab Juice, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Chum, Phoenixes, and Angels"
シンシア・チャム、チャム・ドーパントの化身、チャムの戦士でありマスター、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、クラブジュースの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使および灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、アルティメット究極の善の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者と殺害者、狂った、殺人者、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そしてチャム、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Cynthia Chum has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CHUM DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA NAUSEATING PUKE VOLCANO CHUM DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL NAUSEATING PUKE VOLCANO CHUM DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL NAUSEATING PUKE VOLCANO CHUM DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed at Cynthia Chum's Super Angel-Chum Dopant Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and Cynthia Chum fired a barrage of red and pink energy, stars, chum, phoenixes, and angels which hits Lou Gubrious and when the chum got in his mouth, he started hurling into a dumpster.
Cynthia Chum: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Nauseating Puke Volcano Chum Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Nauseating Puke Volcano Chum Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) There's a lot more where that came from, you perpetual sad sack!
Samantha Solar Flare: Yes, and now, you're about to face the fires of Hell for this!
Samantha Solar Flare grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve orange and black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and an orange and black energy aura with stars, magic, infernal fire, infernal flames, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has an infernal flame with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Hellfire, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Hellfire, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and violet gems on the gold flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Samantha Solar Flare has on a black sleeveless blouse, black sleeveless vest, long ankle-length fancy black skirt with Solar Flare's cutie mark on it, bare feet, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, infernal fire, infernal flames, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Solar Flare's cutie mark surrounded by stars and hellfire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Samantha Solar Flare felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with black tips on the large black feathers with flames surrounding them grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with black tips and black markings, Samantha Solar Flare has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Samantha Solar Flare's infernal fire sword, massive golden greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and black energy, stars, magic, infernal fire, infernal flames, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Samantha Solar Flare's Cosmic Eternal Infernal Hellfire Firestorm Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Infernal Hellfire Firestorm Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Solar Flare's cutie mark etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with the Elements of Harmony surrounding them and the Unity Stones on top of Twilight Sparkle's Element and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black Alicorn heads with violet gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large black Alicorn heads is a large black Alicorn head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Samantha Solar Flare has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Alicorn with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with stars and infernal flames in between the kanji below Solar Flare's cutie mark that said, "Samantha Solar Flare, Embodiment, Gene-Slammer and Legacy of Solar Flare the Dark Side of Princess Celestia, Master of Infernal Fire and Magic, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Despiser and Destroyer of Opaline Arcana and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Archenemy of Pyrus the Lava Titan, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Infernal Fire, Magic, Alicorns, Phoenixes, and Angels"
サマンサ・ソーラー・フレア、具現化、ジーン・スラマー、そしてソーラー・フレアの遺産、プリンセス・セレスティアのダークサイド、地獄の火と魔法のマスター、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌドソンの愛する未来の妻、オパリンの軽蔑者で破壊者アルカナと終末の二十三、溶岩巨人パイラスの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、希望の大使であり灯台宇宙、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地獄の火のマスター、マジック、アリコーン、フェニックス、エンジェル
Samantha Solar Flare has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-INFERNAL FIRE ALICORN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA MAGIC INFERNAL HELLFIRE ALICORN FRIENDSHIP INFERNAL HELLFIRE ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC INFERNAL HELLFIRE ALICORN FRIENDSHIP INFERNAL HELLFIRE ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC INFERNAL HELLFIRE ALICORN FRIENDSHIP INFERNAL HELLFIRE ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Samantha Solar Flare's Super Angel-Infernal Fire Alicorn-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and then, she fired a massive barrage of orange and black energy, stars, magic, infernal fire, infernal flames, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit Lou and sent him flying into another tree.
Samantha Solar Flare: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Magic Infernal Hellfire Alicorn Friendship Infernal Hellfire Alicorn Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Magic Infernal Hellfire Alicorn Friendship Infernal Hellfire Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Love) And now, your pain and suffering has just begun. Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I should've known that sicko would break you out to cause more mayhem once more!
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, unlike him, you're going to be sent somewhere else and you'll be kept under strict watch.
Lincoln, Cynthia Chum, Samantha Solar Flare, and I went after Lou Gubrious, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and pink energy, black and orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Lou Gubrious, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Cynthia Chum, Samantha Solar Flare, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts.
Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Cynthia Chum, Samantha Solar Flare, and I fired powerful blasts of infernal hellfire, chum, and magic at Lou Gubrious, and Lincoln summoned fox spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked Lou Gubrious and he got badly hurt.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to send you on your way.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast that hit Lou Gubrious that sent him into a portal that led to Vypra where he'd be kept under strict watch. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Cynthia Chum's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large red and pink orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive black and red angel wings are permanent and Samantha Solar Flare's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large black and orange orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Samantha Solar Flare: That was fun.
Nico: There! Sweet Silence!
Me: Yeah! Geez!
Hal Larious: Man I can't believe that I would become such a sad sack!
Lola: No kidding there! You were really crying hard!
Me: I know!
Nico: Yep. Now, how are we going to clean up the floodwater?
Lincoln: (Changes back) Leave that to me.
Lincoln plunged his tails into the excessive flood of tears and he began absorbing the excess flood and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the park was nice and dry.
Lincoln: There we go, the park is now dry, and since RD Sebastian just struck Lily last night.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we saw RD Sebastian already pissed off. But, then, we saw the bramble vine tattoos wrapped around his arms advance even further as he screamed in pain from the curse, and the viewing window closed.
Brittney: Serves you right, I can't wait until you meet your end on Halloween, you shit head.
Nicole: He really made a huge mistake crossing both Lincoln and Brittney, and from what we've seen, crossing The Empress of Darkness is literally a death sentence of the worst kind.
Me: Even crossing Lincoln by hurting his family, friends, harem, and kids is also a very huge mistake.
Lynn: Don't remind us, because he's scarier than a gorilla when he's pissed.
Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan shuddered in fright, even me and Nico.
Nico: (Shudders) Yeah, pissing off your brother is literally the worst thing your Dark Sides had done, and it never ends well.
Lily: I know. (YAWNS) Since you guys mentioned that I might as well tell you guys what happened.
Nico: What happened?
Natilee: Well it's this.
She showed a sketch of it and it was Lily going to see a movie for The Harvester and The Thing together and when she saw it, it scared her so bad THAT THE MONSTERS IN THAT MOVIE CAME TO LIFE AND KILLED HER AND MUTILATED AND RIPPED HER TO SHREDS AND KILLED EVERYONE!
WE GASPED IN SHOCK AND HORROR!
Kate Lloyd: Oh man! That's awful!
MacReady: That is crazy.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Qin: No kidding!
Me: That is awful!
Camie: Yeah.
Lily: (BREAKS DOWN CRYING) THAT WAS HORRIBLE!
Camie: No kidding.
Laney: Poor lily.
Nico: It wasn't real!
Me: I agree. I think Lily was thinking about the movies that scared the shit out of us the most combined into one and how it affects us.
Nico: Hmm. You're right on that.
Lily: (Sniffles) Yeah you're right.
Nico: Nice job Marill!
Marill: Thanks Nico. Got any cheese?
Me: I do. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
CHEESE MAGISWORD!
I gave her 5 huge cheese wheels.
Me: Marill is the Aqua Mouse Pokemon. What did you expect.
Poromon: Want some beer as well?
Marill: No thanks. I drink Brandy.
Me: Ooh likes it potent and luxurious.
Camie: Yeah.
Earth: (LAUGHS) Nice.
Poliwag did the puppy eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough. Brandy is good enough.
Poromon: Yeah.
Poliwag: Okay then.
Poromon: I got a better idea. I'll sing the ABCs while drunk!
Eddy: This I GOTTA see!
He drank some beer and got drunk.
Poromon: (SINGING DRUNK AND SLURRED) A! Now I puke my ABC's Next time won't you puke with me
Manaphy: YAY POROMON!
WE LAUGHED!
Me: That's funny!
I snapped my fingers and he was back to normal.
Camie: That was funny.
Poromon: Worth it.
Me: Yep. Nico do you know someone named I.M. Stinky?
Nico: I.M. Stinky?
Dudley Puppy: YOU SURE ARE! (LAUGHS)
WE LAUGHED!
Poromon: That's funny too!
Nico: Yeah.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: I think you sinking the ABC's while drunk was fucking funny!
Poromon: Thanks. It sure was!
Xenia: Yeah!
Camie: That was awesome.
Poliwag: I should try that sometime!
Poromon: Yeah!
Lola: Yep.
Trina Thing: That was funny still.
Varie: Yep.
Nico: Good think the tears didn't flood the city.
Me: No kidding.
Qin: Geez! I hope Vypre can put up with his crying.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: I'm sure Vypra can find some way to mute him.
Lola: Yeah.
Xenia: No kidding.
Eli: That guy cries too much.
Lincoln: My rescue won't have that much crying.
Camie: Thank goodness.
Laney: Yeah.
Varie: No kidding.
Poromon: After the rescues, me and the others are going on patrol.
Me: Okay.
Trina Thing: And I'll go with them just in case.
Lola: Good idea.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Be careful, okay?
Poromon: Okay.
Camie: Good.
Laney: Yeah.
Poliwag: What's the worst that can happen?
Me: Please don't ask that question.
Poliwag: Sorry.
Maria: If you see anything bad, call us.
Horsea: We will.
Manaphy: You got it!
Nico: NOw time for the fun part.
Me: The Anothers.
Eli: (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another Agent 47, Cooler Banki, Aracula, Shadow Dopant, Ghost Dopant, Universe 666 Brother Blood, Beetle, Rough & Tumble, Primator, 2017 Rita Repulsa, Weredad, Terminator (Terminator Dark Fate), Technicolor Phantoms, Steam Demons, Tar Monster, Spirit of Fireball McPhan, Ape Man and Ghost of Captain Cutler.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: Who'a up?
Me: Kate Lloyd, Trina Thing, Kate Volans, Tina Terishkovanaya, MacReady and Xenia Xiyoega XIX, and their respective archenemies. Sorry but saying them all really hurts my voice.
Eli: I don't blame you.
Lola: Yeah.
Connor McKnight: We pretty much know who we're facing anyway.
Spitfire: Yeah that one was an easy setup.
Xenia: It sure was.
Eli: I sense the Anothers minus Agent 47 are 3 people.
Qin: Whoa!
Lola: This will be interesting.
Lily Valley: It sure will.
Rose: Yeah.
Then the cutie marks of Lily Valley, Rose and Daisy started glowing.
Me: Whoa! Your cutie marks are glowing.
Lola: That means one thing.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Cooler Banki, Aracula, Shadow Dopant, Ghost Dopant, Universe 666 Brother Blood, Beetle, Rough & Tumble, Primator, 2017 Rita Repulsa, Weredad, Terminator (Terminator Dark Fate), Technicolor Phantoms, Steam Demons, Tar Monster, Spirit of Fireball McPhan, Ape Man and Ghost of Captain Cutler!
Qin: Whoa!
Me: This will be good! (Sniffs) Wow that is flowery
Another Aracula: (In a girls voice) THE HORROR! THE HORROR! WE LOOK AWFUL!
They merged and split into three and reverted back into 3 girls 1 had blond hair and yellow eyes and had pink clothes and a tiara with the symbol of Lily Valley's cutie mark on it and on her skirt and she had Lily Valley's tail and a flower sword.
The second girl had red hair and freen eyes and green clothes and rose angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Rose's cutie mark on it and on hrt skirt and she had a rose sword and Rose's tail.
And the 3rd girl had neon green hair and green eyes and purple clothes and green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol for Daisy's cutie mark on it and on her skirt and she had Daisy's Tail and a flower scythe in her hand.
Me: The Embodiments, Gene-slammers and Legacies of Lily Valley, Rose and Daisy right?
Lilliana Lily Valley: That's right. Lilliana Lily Valley.
Roselina Rose: Rosalina Rose.
Dahlia Daisy: And Dahlia Daisy.
Lilliana Lily Valley: We are flower masters. (GASP) That flower is overwatered!?
They fainted!
Rosalina Rose: OH THE HORROR!
Lilliana Lily Valley: THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
Me: (SWEATDROPS)
Nico: Um...okay?
Rose: They are DEFINITELY like us in every way shape and form.
Daisy: They sure are.
Me: Sorry girls we had an incident involving Lou Gubrious. He cried so much.
Camie: Yeah.
Lilliana Lily Valley: THIS IS A DISASTER!
Me: Just calm down girls. We'll get you back to normal.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and smashed them down.
I caught the Wonder Ride books.
Me: Oh right mandatory question. Is the Another Agent 47 friendly or hostile?
Rosalina Rose: Oh friendly and she is a really powerful one.
Me: Interesting.
Maria: Time for backup. (TURNS DIAL) TREASURE HUNTER FORCE!
She summoned Dr. Cabelleron, Ashton Philips, Evil Long John Silver (Treasure Planet), Pirate Ship Heartless, Neon Noodle and Icy!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: And Valiant? You and Lewa did good yesterday.
Valiant: Thanks Nico.
Me: That just leaves Matau and Blu left to shine.
Xenia: It sure does.
Matau: Yep.
Nico: Don't take it personally. But you girls really sounded dramatic back there.
Lilliana Lily Valley: When it comes to flowers we love them like our own children.
Rosalina Rose: Yeah they are special.
Dahlia Daisy: They sure are.
Me: Have you all ever thought about considering in going into Broadway acting?
Lilliana Lily Valley: That was our first thought.
Rosalina Rose: Yeah but we're happy with flowers.
Nico: You three and Poison Ivy will get along just fine.
Me: Same with Ino. Her family owns a flower shop.
Ino: It's true.
Me: All the nature users will be perfect for you.
Rosalina Rose: Thanks.
Xenia: You're welcome.
Zecora: A most great achievement that is for all to see, and flowers are a symbol of love to be.
Me: That is true.
Zecora's cutie mark then started glowing.
Me: Zecora's cutie mark is glowing!
Nico: We know what that means.
Then out came Another AGENT 47!
Camie: WHOA!
Me: This one must be a dangerous shot too.
Another Agent 47: (In a girls voice) (African Accent) But it will be fun for us all.
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and had black clothes and she had black angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Zecora's cutie mark on it and the same symbol on her skirt and had a powerful spear in her hands.
Naimutiae Zecora: Naimutiae Zecora - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Zecora.
Me: Wow! Awesome to meet you.
Naimutiae Zecora: Indeed and also I'm an amazing healer, shaman and warrior assassin.
Agent 47: That is interesting.
Zecora: An honor to meet the girl that was gene-slammed with me, as well as the way you have come for all to see.
Me: It sure is.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Naimutiae Zecora: No he didn't. I stabbed him in his leg with my spear and warned him that a Phoenix is coming for him to destroy him.
Me: That Phoenix was us. We killed him and banished him to the Black Gates.
Nico: Yep.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and did so.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: (GETS OUT AGENT 47'S RIDEWATCH) Lets see if I can't get a headshot!
May: (GETS OUT ARACULA'S RIDEWATCH) This will bone you up!
Maria: (GETS OUT GHOST DOPANT'S RIDEWATCH) I'll scare the shit out of you!
Trina Thing: (GETS OUT COOLER BANKI'S RIDEWATCH) And blow you away!
They used the powers of Agent 47, Cooler Banki, Aracula, Shadow Dopant, Ghost Dopant, Universe 666 Brother Blood and blasted him down.
Then Terminator 1984, Lightning Man, Peace Master (Adventure Time), Cinnamon Teal (Ducktales), Universe 666 Pastmaster and Nobodies came.
Nico: Great team Terminator!
Terminator 1984: Of course. It'll be good.
Me: Yep.
?: I'll say!
Toxic Seahorse came!
Me: Toxic Seahorse! Whoa!
Nico: Yeah!
Toxic Seahorse: (In a girls voice) Yep.
Nico: Colette Seahorse? Whoa!
Colette Seahorse: Yep. I got this!
She fired a wave of poison and blasted down Another Agent 47 and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Yeah!
Horsea: It's nice to meet a fellow seahorse.
Colette Seahorse: Same here. And sorry to say it but I'm naked.
Me: Uh oh.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Colette Seahorse: I know.
Me: Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and then she threw up and reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and had purple angel wings and had a symbol of a skull and crossbones in with a seahorse in front of it.
Colette Seahorse: (GROANS) That hurt. (Sees herself) EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
They gave her an awesome purple outfit.
Colette Seahorse: Wow! This is amazing.
May: And I didn't get hit!
Colette Seahorse: No you sure didn't!
Trina Thing: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Colette Seahorse: I sure do. When me and Nico were in chemistry class and we made LETHAL SUPER LAXATIVES. We gave a burger spiked with it to a dangerous kid and it made him get explosive diarrhea and he literally exploded.
Me: WHOA! That is cool!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Colette hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Colette Seahorse: Same here.
We then went home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Kate Lloyd, Trina Thing, Kate Volans, Tina Terishkovanaya, MacReady, and Xenia Xiyoega XIX are heading to the world of the 1983 animated musical film Rock & Rule, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to help Omar Quaalude, Angel, and his band destroy Mok Swagger, and we're going to raise Hell on him.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of the 1983 animated musical film Rock & Rule, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to help Omar Quaalude, Angel, and his band destroy Mok Swagger, and we're going to raise Hell on him.
Me: You and Wendy destroyed The Demon yesterday, and now, it's Mok's turn. You sending him to The Black Gates?
Lincoln: No, we're sending him to The River of Fire. But, before that, we'll show him what happens when he dares to mess with the powers of Hell for his own selfishness.
Kate Lloyd: So, we're taking a break from going after the Dark World Goth Girls' jealous younger sisters.
Lincoln: Not exactly, Kate. We also got word from Bertha's parents that her monstrous, envy-driven, jealous sister, Bethany Sellington, is here, and she wants revenge on Bertha.
Bertha Sellington: And she's thrown in her lot with Mok to get revenge on me, the bitch.
Qin: And she's like the other siblings of the other Dark World Goth Girls: really horrible, mega jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous.
Bertha Sellington: You don't know the half of it. I never got along well with Bethany, she always hated me ever since the day she was born, and as we were growing up, she always tried to make me look like really horrible people in front of everyone, but I always foiled her at every turn. But, despite all the repeated warning from Mom and Dad, she didn't stop, in fact, her anger, jealousy, and hatred for me escalated even more and she'd escalated her violence towards me into trying to kill me many times in the past. But, I always foiled her stupid murder plots as well and I kicked her ass hard as well.
Lincoln: Yep, and years ago, we foiled her biggest murder plot: she tried to kill Bertha again along with me by hiring local criminals to do it. We killed them and after I found Bethany's location through feeding on the criminals' blood, we called the cops, headed down to her location, and kicked the stuffing out of her, and because of this latest plan of her, Bethany went way too far and she wound up getting sent to prison, and she swore to get revenge on Bertha for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Bertha.
Nicholette Torrington: And unlike The Dark World Goth Girls, they have no sort of organization or any skills, and they rely on brute force and intimidation tactics, they're just a bunch of brutes.
Lincoln got out the medal for Beiige, Vanguard of Dark World.
Me: Uh oh, and I've got the feeling the next Dark World Curse you got is Beiige-themed.
Lincoln: Yep. Now, let's go meet with Omar Quaalude, Angel, and his band, so we can take care of Mok Swagger and take down Bethany Sellington.
We headed down into the city, and met with Omar Quaalude, Angel, and his band.
Omar Quaalude: So, you're the guys who took down The Demon, eh? We caught the battle yesterday on the news, you guys really know how to kick ass.
Nico: Yep.
Angel (Rock and Rule): Oh, and we saw a girl who looked like (Points to Bertha Sellington) you, but she was vile and monstrous and she was with Mok.
We gasped.
Bertha Sellington: That's my monstrous, envy-driven, jealous, evil younger sister, Bethany. What Mom and Dad told us is correct, she did throw in her lot with Mok.
We headed out to confront Mok Swagger and deal with Bethany Sellington.
?: YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THROWING ME IN PRISON AND RUINING MY LIFE!
We then saw our target: a girl with the same dark blue hair as Bertha Sellington, red eyes of hatred, and she was in an orange prison jumpsuit: it was Bethany Sellington.
Bertha Sellington: THAT'S IT, YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU TO FUCKING PIECES!
Bertha Sellington went at Bethany Sellington, and they really began fighting each other, but Bertha Sellington had the upper hand on Bethany, and she was literally beating the shit out of Bethany Sellington and Bertha Sellington and Bethany Sellington were consumed in a fight cloud.
POW! WHAM! BAM! SLAP! CHOMP! BONK! SLAM! CRACK! PIG SQUEALS! ELEPHANT TRUMPET! LION ROAR! SCREECH! SUMO SOUNDS! BANG!
BLARGA FLARGA!
Me: OH SHIT! THIS IS BECOMING ONE NASTY CAT FIGHT!
Bertha Sellington: EAT BOOT, BITCH!
Then, Bertha Sellington kicked Bethany Sellington hard out of the fight cloud and sent her flying straight into a tree, she got back up, but now, Bethany Sellington was NTH-DEGREE MEGA PISSED OFF!
Lincoln: I've had it up to hear with you, Bethany!
Lincoln inserted the medal for Beiige, Vanguard of Dark World into a slot on his massive greatsword and it glowed with Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire and he flared up his Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire aura and he spread his massive white angel wings that suddenly turned midnight black: blacker like The Eternal Darkness.
(LUNA'S FUTURE PLAYS)
Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND FROZEN FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be, The future should be filled with magic, Dreams and wishes brought to life, But the days ahead are dark and tragic, No time for hope when all is strife, Whatever might have been, All the dreams that ponies share, Because of you, Bethany Sellington, Now, the future is a cold nightmare!
Nico and me and most of us had Shivers of ice and fear go down our spines as Lincoln sang that, and with one swing of his massive greatsword, he fired blasts of Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire which hit Bethany Sellington and she wound up getting thrown in a portal that led to Dark World and thrown into a prison cell: she became the first of the prisoners of The Dark World Prison and the portal closed. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: (Shudders) W-what was that?!
Lincoln: That was my one of my Dark World-themed curses that I'd created: I call it The Curse of The Vanguard of Dark World, and I also used the medal for Beiige, Vanguard of Dark World to give the curse an extra boost, and it was meant only for Bertha's evil sister.
Bertha Sellington: We saw it for ourselves, and it was really scary and mega dark.
Lincoln: Either way, Bethany's not getting out ever again. Now, let's go hunt down Mok Swagger.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long rainbow hair and pink headband, dark purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, the symbol of the Air Skylanders and Rainbow Dash's cutie mark on her right arm she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a light blue sleeveless blouse, necklace with blue gem for the pendant, white bridal gloves, light blue and green fancy skirt with green bow, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, winds, magic, Pegasi, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Air Skylanders and Rainbow Dash's cutie mark, holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and with her are the four girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Rebecca Hernandez, Daydream Loyalty Princess of Air.
Rebecca Hernandez: That's right, and I got the girls away from Mok Swagger who's now pissed off you guys destroyed The Demon yesterday.
Me: Figures.
?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR RUINING MY DREAMS OF IMMORTAL GLORY!
We saw Mok Swagger heading for us, and he was pissed.
Sylvester: Your desire for glory almost destroyed the world.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And now, you're heading to Hell forever. Come on, guys, let's make this asshole pay!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Daring Do's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Kate Lloyd and her team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Mok Swagger, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln and Omar Quaalude fired two powerful red-hot red energy blast that incinerated Mok Swagger and sent him to The River of Fire. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: And good riddance for good, Mok Swagger. (To Rebecca Hernandez) And it's so good to see you again, Rebecca.
Rebecca Hernandez: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Rebecca Hernandez as he caught her and she proceeded to kiss him all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Rebecca Hernandez was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered as he recovered.
Rebecca Hernandez: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln went up to Rebecca Hernandez and he hugged her, and Rebecca Hernandez is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Rebecca Hernandez: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Rebecca Hernandez, Daydream Loyalty Princess of Air, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Rainbow Dash combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's an awesome and talented athlete. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Rebecca Hernandez and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Rebecca trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Loyalty and Air, and he made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Lynn with a blazing passion because Lynn when she had her Dark Side in her was a sore loser and a super-aggressive, belching, farting, superstitious, bad-tempered gorilla, and Rebecca Hernandez has put her in her place more than once: tying her up and throwing her in a cage like the stupid ape that she was.
Nico: Man, she's not only the Daydream Princess of Loyalty and The Air Skylanders, but she's also a talented and tough athlete.
Lincoln: Yep, she's exactly what Lynn with her Dark Side in her wasn't: a good sportsman and good athlete who knows how to gracefully take a loss, and she's more than once put Lynn in her place, and now that you're here, Rebecca.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Rebecca Hernandez in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Rebecca Hernandez: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Rebecca Hernandez with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Rebecca Hernandez: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Rebecca Hernandez, and of course, for that little pouncing.
Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Rebecca Hernandez's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she wrapped her arms around his neck, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Rebecca Hernandez had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Yurina Takahashi, Mai Fujikura, Reika Kirigaya, and Yuka Suou from Mini Pai Claimer.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yurina Takahashi, Mai Fujikura, Reika Kirigaya, and Yuka Suou from Mini Pai Claimer.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Yurina Takahashi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Yurina Takahashi and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Mok Swagger and Bertha Sellington's jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Bethany Sellington, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Yurina Takahashi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Yurina Takahashi: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yurina Takahashi, Mai Fujikura, Reika Kirigaya, and Yuka Suou with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were Mok Swagger and Bertha Sellington's jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, and monstrous younger sister, Bethany Sellington.
But, when Lincoln showed what Bertha Sellington did in beating her up badly and Lincoln using The Curse of The Vanguard of Dark World which sent Bethany Sellington to the Dark World Prison, and all of us piling on and giving Mok Swagger a vicious beating and Lincoln and Omar Quaalude firing red energy blasts that destroyed him and sent him to The River of Fire, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Rebecca Hernandez have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: So, not only did you guys destroy Mok Swagger, but you also dealt with Bertha's evil younger sister.
Lincoln: Yep. and Bethany seriously didn't know when to give up.
Nico: Honestly, I would've wanted you guys to send her to The Black Gates.
Me: But, Lincoln made the right move sending her to The Dark World Prison.
Lincoln: I sure did, and she's in for far worse torment there, and once she dies, she's going to get sent right to The Black Gates, along with the rest of the monstrous jealous sisters of the other Dark World Goth Girls.
We also welcomed Omar Quaalude, Angel, and his band to the team.
After we destroyed Mok Swagger and took down Bethany Sellington and sent her to The Dark World Prison, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Rebecca Hernandez saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Rebecca Hernandez: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Rebecca, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Rebecca Hernandez: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Rebecca Hernandez: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and then, when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw what it was that triggered the alarm, and Kira Gutierrez and her sisters were pissed off. The one who triggered the alarm was a girl with the same hair as Kira Gutierrez, but she was dressed in tattered clothes and she has red eyes full of hatred.
Kira Gutierrez: You've got to be kidding me! What the Hell is she doing here?!
Nico: You know her?
Lincoln: Wish we hadn't, that girl who triggered the alarm was Katie Gutierrez, The Gutierrez Sisters' cousin, but she's not like Kira and her sisters. Katie was a jealous, envy-crazed, psychotic sicko who enjoyed tormenting and torturing everyone around her, and she hated that her cousins are together with me, and she knew that if they get married to me, she'd lose her punching bags and servants and she despised me from the very beginning.
Me: Yeah, she was a major sicko.
Hayley Gutierrez: She always treated us like punching bags beating us up like crazy and ordering us around like servants. Mom and Dad tried to stop her, but Aunt Maria threatened them saying that if they took action, she and Uncle Marcus will kill them. But, Katie's reign of terror ended when we tied her up and gave the evidence of her crimes to the school and Katie wound up getting expelled from school and was forced to live on the streets, and as for her parents, they wound up getting sentenced to life in prison.
Joan Gutierrez: And needless to say, we cut ties with those two for good along with Katie, but, not a week into their sentence, Marcus and Maria were found dead in their cells, and it was found out they had a lot of enemies since they were well-known criminals and sadists, and the inmates saw it as an opportunity to seek revenge on them.
Qin: And now, that piece of gutter trash is here and wants revenge! That bitch!
Lincoln: I've had it up to hear with her. Kira, Hayley, Natalie, Joan, Naomi, Luna, Gina, Reggie, Janet, Celeste, Tammy, Violet, Rachel, let's deliver unto your rotten ex-cousin her divine punishment.
We flew out of The World Tree Estate and Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts hitting Katie Gutierrez, and she became major pissed off and super enraged when she saw Lincoln and the Gutierrez Sisters along with us.
Naomi Gutierrez: You've got some nerve coming here, Katie. I would've thought you'd died after the seven years we'd gotten you expelled from school and left living on the streets along with sending our despicable aunt and uncle to prison.
Katie Gutierrez: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SLAVES! YOU COST ME EVERYTHING, MY REPUTATION, MY PLACE IN SOCIETY, MY MONEY, AND MY PARENTS! I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND TURN THIS ENTIRE PLACE INTO A GRAVEYARD!
Lincoln fired a rainbow lightning blast that pierced Katie Gutierrez in the chest and her heart, and she was killed in a split second and was sent to The Black Gates, and we headed home and continued our workouts.
Kira Gutierrez: That's it for that rotten bitch, if Mom and Dad found out, they would've had a heart attack.
Natalie Gutierrez: Yeah, it would've hurt them badly.
Lincoln: But, what Katie did crossed far too many lines, normally, she would've been sent to Xaikora for the rest of her life, but she was a psychopathic sicko who didn't deserve to be in society ever.
Nico: And she had to be put down for good, she really was a monster like you all said.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester are heading to Yoshi's Tropical Island.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black swim briefs with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the swim briefs, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Pele (SMITE): Wow, so this is Yoshi's Tropical Island. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Lady Pele, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and his kids cheered.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Yoshi's Tropical Island, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester are in your harem, Linky.
Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Pele (SMITE), Yemoja (SMITE), Maman Brigitte (SMITE), Batten Rouge, Prim Rouge, and Esther Winchester, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder Clyde and the girls in his harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Later the mascots and Trina Thing were walking around the city on patrol.
Horsea: Everything's peaceful so far.
Trina Thing: It sure is.
Poromon: Yep.
They got to a small open field. Then they saw a creepy looking house.
Manaphy: Whoa that house gives me the creeps.
Poliwag: Lets see what that's about.
They crept up to the house and looked into the window and saw a laboratory. But then they saw a bunch of people in there and they laughed malevolently and were EATING SOMEONE ALIVE! HE SCREAMED IN PAIN! AS THEY BUTCHERED HIM!
They saw skulls and bones all over and dismembered limbs!
They gasped in fright!
Poromon: We need to see what this lab is making before we tell everyone else!
Trina Thing: I already know. This is a meth lab and also those are cannibals. The skulls, bones and chemicals and smell of poison are a dead giveaway.
Poromon: Oh boy.
Trina got on the phone.
We were watching TV when suddenly I got a call.
Me: Hello?
Trina Thing: (On the phone) J.D. we got trouble.
She told us everything.
Me: WHAT?! Oh my god! We'll be right over!
I told everyone everything.
Trina Thing and the mascots came back to us.
Olivia Oceanus Shenron: Back already?
Lincoln: But we're supposed to come to you guys so-
Poromon: First, we need Sheila to ID the names of these cannibals!
Sheila: Gladly. They are the Volcanbender Family. They are a family of hillbillies that make meth and are bloodthirsty cannibals. We have been after them for years. They are cannibal girls. Sallia Volcanbender and her daughters Gloria, Valentine, Mai, Eleanor, Renee, Tina, Lava, Vicky, Phyllis, Camille, Sadie, Fiona, Crystal, Wendy and Lana Volcanbender were believed to be responsible for the disappearances of over 500 people.
Nico: Oh man!
Poromon: I'll send them a threatening message on the phone on our way there!
Nico: Poromon no! That will send them on the run. We got to take them down by surprise.
Me: Right.
Sheila: I'll have the whole force head over there.
Poromon got out his phone and called Sallia Volcanbender.
Nico: And he's calling them anyway.
Me: Poromon you dingus!
Sallia Volcanbender: You must be Poromon.
Poromon: Sallia Volcanbender, fuck. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Sallia Volcanbender: Poromon... it's business.
Poromon: You think eating people and making drugs is legal?!
Sallia Volcanbender: It's business, fella. You wanna discuss it, we're at the farm. Gloria, Valentine, Mai, Eleanor, Renee, Tina, Lava, Vicky, Phyllis, Camille, Sadie, Fiona, Crystal, Wendy and Lana Volcanbender - all of us.
Poromon: Start writing those names on your tombstones, 'cause we're on the way to your lab, and we're going to see how much of a family meth business you got when we're done! (hangs up)
Oceanus Shenron: (to Lincoln) I'd like to see you top that!
Lincoln: That would be awesome.
Nico: Yep. But that was a good one.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: Lets go guys!
Poromon: All! Of! You! Are! Going! To! Die!
We were off to face them.
Sallia Volcanbender: I just spoke to that puny Poromon. He's coming. Get down to the meth lab to protect it.
Eleanor: Alright.
Sallia Volcanbender: I hope they don't get through these idiots, but...we know they're idiots. Come on, let's roll.
While the other Volcanbender siblings go to protect the ranch's meth lab, Sallia, Gloria and Valenrine leave in their car.
Nico: Okay. So 3 of them got away. We can still take down the others.
Poromon: Oh, how many siblings you've got, you inbred freaks?! I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we'll kill the lot of you, and we'll torch your cookhouse!
Poromon got out a sniper rifle and killed Mai and Tina with one shot.
Long Haul: Damn! Two kills in one shot!
Me: Nice shot.
Qin: Yeah.
I pulled out my sniper rifle and fired and it killed Sadie, Fiona, Crystal and Wendy in one shot.
Me: Bullseye.
Nico: NOw we can barge in there!
Went in and smashed through the door!
Me: Okay you douchebag fuckups! You're all going down!
Poromon: To hell! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning and it hit the Volcanbenders and then sparks ignited the house floor!
Maria: There's only 7 left here!
?: I got them!
Then SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!
A girl with orange hair and purple clothes and blue eyes and purple wings and claws on her hands came and she had a tiara with the symbol of Slash Man on her head. She killed the rest of them in an instant!
Sierra Slash: Sierra Slash, Embodiment of Slash Man!
Matau: Wow! Sierra!
Lewa: Great to see you again!
Sierra Slash: Same here Lewa and Matau. Been a while.
Me: Lets get out of here!
We got outside.
Poromon found a can of gasoline.
Poromon: What do we have here?
Poromon dumped it. It went for the fire.
Poromon: RUN!
We ran fast and the entire house EXPLODED IN A MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The entire house was a massive fireball.
Nico: I'm very proud of you Poromon.
Me: Me too.
Sierra Slash: Same here.
Qin: Well at least that's one dangerous family that is gone for good.
Me: 3 members got away but we'll find them soon.
G1 Firestar: Hod did you meet Lewa and Matau?
Sierra Slash: When they were battling the Bohrok Kal. Same story as how some of the Toa were doing it.
Nico: Nice.
Lewa: Awesome! She put up an amazing fight with them.
Xenia: Cool.
Me: Would you like to join the team?
Sierra Slash: I would be honored.
Later we came back to the estate.
Top Man: Nico, who's left to shine?
Nico: I just said. Matau and Blu.
Me: Yep they are the only ones left on the list.
Xenia: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Angelique Bouchard from the 2012 movie version of Dark Shadows, and she's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Angelique Bouchard from the 2012 movie version of Dark Shadows, and she's causing havoc.
We gasped.
Me: Oh no, not that good-for-nothing witch, she's the whole reason why The Collins Family has to deal with this dark curse, and why Barnabas Collins became a vampire over two centuries ago.
Nico: We're heading down there now, and we're gonna make that witch pay for what she's done, she isn't getting out of this alive!
Lincoln: No, she isn't.
Nico: Darn tootin! We'll watch the movie first and then head out.
Eli: Yeah!
Camie: Who is Angelique?
Me: Here name is Angelique Bouchard. She is the main villain of the movie Dark Shadows and she is a witch that cursed Barnabas Collins to be a vampire.
I went over her history.
Angelique Bouchard is the main antagonist of Tim Burton's horror comedy film Dark Shadows. She is a witch who is obsessed with vampire Barnabas Collins.
She was portrayed by Eva Green, who also played Artemisia in 300: Rise of an Empire, Ava Lord in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For, Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale, Miss Gribben in Cracks and Eve Connors in White Bird in a Blizzard.
In a single brief childhood scene set in Liverpool, England, 1760, Angelique's early interest in Barnabas is established. The young Angelique, around ten years of age, is portrayed by actress Raffey Cassidy. She is depicted with her mother, a servant, departing on a sailing ship from the Liverpool docks for "the New World", along with the Collins family. The childhood scene also helps establish Angelique's class-based resentment of the Collins clan's privileges, for she is cautioned by her mother that she must accept her place, servitude, in the social structure of the time and not even gaze freely upon her "betters", including Barnabas.
As she develops into an attractive, dark-haired young woman, Angelique seems to follow in her mother's footsteps as a servant to the Collins family in their New World mansion, Collinwood. However, she develops skills in witchcraft and, whether through natural or magical charms, arouses the amorous interest of the Collins heir, Barnabas. Though he clearly experiences carnal pleasure with her, when Angelique asks him to affirm love for her, Barnabas candidly rejects the notion. Instead, he falls in love with a young woman closer to his own social standing, Josette duPres.
Relegated by the prevailing attitudes of the era to scrubbing the Collins floors while the man she had hoped would love her openly romances another of her "betters", Angelique sees Barnabas and Josette tenderly embracing. Driven by romantic and class jealousy, she begins to use the dark empowerment that witchcraft has provided her to wreak revenge upon Barnabas and the Collins family, and to improve her own fortunes.
Her first act of retaliation is a magical spell that kills Joshua and Naomi Collins, who are Barnabas Collins' parents and the founders of the American Collins lineage. In the film's first depicted supernatural act, Angelique crushes a small figurine of a seahorse, using her fingers to crumble it into pieces, as she intones, "Make the high and mighty low / Arrogant creatures, down you go!" This phrasing makes clear that Angelique is driven not only by anger at Barnabas' refusal to love her, but also by resentment of her status as a servant in the household of the far more privileged Collinses. And as she concludes this incantation, a large piece of decorative rooftop statuary, shaped like a seahorse, totters and plummets to the ground, crushing Joshua and Naomi as they take an evening stroll below.
Angelique then commits the two pivotal acts of vengeance that drive the subsequent action of the film. First, she recites a second incantation: "If he doth another choose / To lend his heart and eye / Then magic shall the slighted use / That all he loves shall die!" This recitation brings about the death of Josette, who, bound by the spell, is compelled to leap from Widows' Hill. Then, as Josette's fate is sealed and the despairing Barnabas attempts to follow her in death, Angelique places the curse of vampirism upon Barnabas so that his suffering cannot end. (While playing a similar role in the plot to events of the original daytime serial, the film depiction has the sequence reversed, with Josette magically induced to kill herself before Barnabas' vampire curse is evident; in the original series, Josette flees from Barnabas and hurls herself from the cliff in horror upon discovering that Barnabas has become a fanged bloodsucker as a result of Angelique's curse.)
According to the later recounting of "legends" by Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, Barnabas tried to persuade the people of Collinsport that Angelique has placed him under a curse, but they found him deranged. However, the film shows the actual events in 1776, when Angelique herself leads the townspeople in a torch-carrying mob to Collinwood, points out Barnabas, declaring "There's the monster!" and facilitates his imprisonment in a buried coffin for almost two centuries, until 1972 when the film's principal events are set. The townspeople appear to harbor no suspicion of Angelique's being a practitioner of black magic or of her responsibility for Barnabas' transformation into a killer.
Over the next 196 ensuing years, the Collins family fortunes decline. (Apparently there were heirs other than Barnabas, for both Collinwood and the family fishing business endure, though both decline into near-ruin.) Angelique, adopting a series of guises through the decades to conceal her true age, establishes a prosperous rival to the Collins fishing business that she calls Angel Bay Seafood and becomes a well-known and at least superficially highly regarded pillar of the community of Collinsport. As the film reaches the events of 1972, Angelique is shown to have changed her naturally dark hair color to blonde and now goes by the name "Angie" Bouchard. She (in different guises over the past centuries) has been responsible for the decline of the Collins family and its fortunes. When she learns of Barnabas' escape from his prison, she confronts him and mocks him as being too out-of-date to do anything to stop her.
She sets up a meeting with Barnabas in her office and tries to convince him to sell the Collins fishery to her. She tries to win him back by seduction, for if he doesn't, she will kill and take away everything he loves. She succeeds, which results in a torrid act of supernatural lovemaking between them. However, because he loves Victoria, Barnabas tells her that he cannot succumb to her charms no more and asks her to forgive him. Lovelorn once again, Angelique then clutches Barnabas' hand and tells him that if she cannot have him, she'll destroy him. Unharmed by this, Barnabas still leaves. The following night, she went uninvited to the Collins party in a sparkly red dress looking for Barnabas, and not only learns about Barnabas' feelings for Victoria but become very angry when she witnesses Barnabas and Victoria kissing.
The next night after Barnabas killed Dr. Hoffman for using his blood, Barnabas meets with Angie again and demands she end his curse. She gives him one last offer, she in turn demands that Barnabas become hers for all eternity. When Barnabas refuses, she uses her powers to chain him inside the same casket she had previously locked him in and has the casket transported to the Collins family crypt, she put a pair of her red panties in the coffin, saying that he will think a little more about them. She them blows up the Collins family rebuilt canning factory via spell and then publicly accuse Barnabas not only of the arson of the cannery but also of several murders, including the workers, the hippies, and Dr. Hoffman.
Not knowing that Barnabas has escaped, Angelique leads the police and an angry mob to Collinwood to have Elizabeth arrested as an accessory to murder. She's shocked to learn that Barnabas has escaped and offer to be arrested, he then shows them what monsters "they" are and bites Angelique, causing her skin to crack and outs Angelique as the one responsible.
Barnabas and Angelique battle inside the mansion, using spells to kill Barnabas. Barnabas then grabs Angelique by her neck and throws her up into Carolyn's room, who's revealed to be a werewolf. Elizabeth and Willie join in the fight on Barnabas' side, but the three are overcome by Angelique's magic. Carolyn attacks Angelique, but Angelique fights back and knocks Carolyn unconscious, as she reveal that she sent a werewolf to bite her when she was a baby. They continued the fight until one of the statues holds Barnabas. Angelique then sets Collinwood on fire. When it looks like Angelique won, David appears and tell her to leave him alone, saying that she will kill him first. She confronts him and with a boastfully taunt, asks what will he do. At that point he summons the ghost of his mother, which she has killed. The ghost charged her with a single powerful strike and haunting scream that throws her into the chandelier. Both of them crashed into the floor, where she is broken up.
During these final scenes, Angelique's face has begun to crack and collapse in a manner resembling that of a porcelain doll or eggshell, and as Barnabas speaks with her in her (apparent) dying moments, she is revealed to be virtually hollow inside. Barnabas then admits that there was a time a when he may have loved her, that he would've want to spend eternity with her. As the last ditch to ask Barnabas to love her and proof against his assertion that she has no heart, Angelique breaks her chest plate and pulls out her actual heart, literally offering it to Barnabas. However, Barnabas rejects Angelique's offer, knowing that her heart is incapable of loving and that she only wants to have him for herself, saying that's her curse. Her throbbing heart literally broke as it crumbles to pieces, and she finally succumbs to her death.
In the end, Angelique died in vain, as Victoria, whom was under her spell immediately saved by Barnabas by turning her into a vampire, once again, thwarting Angelique's proclaimed intention that if she cannot have Barnabas, no one else will
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Qin: That heartless bitch!
Xenia: Yeah is a true jealous bitch!
Me: No kidding!
Nico: Yeah!
Maria: I'll play the movie.
The previous group came.
Snake: Can me, Silver Samurai, Mole Man, LaGrange, Grodd, Goliath, Atomic Skull, Calamitous, Skinner, and Ben Ravencroft go with you dudes?
Nico: You sure can. First we're going to watch the 2012 movie Dark Shadows.
Mole Man: Wow! That's Amora's favorite show! She loves watching that show and movie.
Me: Yep and also believe it or not that movie is based on the soap opera from the 1960's. It scared my mother back when she was a little girl.
LaGrange: Did it really?
Me: Yep.
Nico: Wow.
We got to watching the movie.
In 1760, young Barnabas Collins and his wealthy family set sail from Liverpool to the New World, where they establish the town of Collinsport in Maine and construct Collinwood Mansion, their grand estate. Fifteen years later, Barnabas spurns the advances of his servant, Angelique, who is secretly a witch. In response, she murders his parents using magic and curses Barnabas so that "all he loves will die".
Barnabas becomes obsessed with dark magic to prove his parents were murdered. Under Angelique's spell, his fiancée Josette jumps to her death from a cliff called "Widow's Hill". He throws himself after her, but survives, further cursed by Angelique to eternal suffering as a vampire. Angelique turns the town against Barnabas and gets him buried alive.
In 1972, almost 200 years later, Maggie Evans, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Josette, travels to Collinwood to fill the position of governess. She assumes the alias Victoria Winters and meets the dysfunctional current residents of Collinwood: Collins matriarch Elizabeth and her teenage daughter Carolyn; Elizabeth's brother Roger and his young son David, who believes he is being visited by his late-mother's ghost; and a live-in alcoholic psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman. That night, Victoria is visited by the ghost of Josette.
A construction crew building a McDonald's unwittingly frees Barnabas from his tomb. He apologetically feeds on their blood and then makes his way to Collinwood, perplexed by the modern-day technology and fashion he encounters.
At Collinwood, Barnabas hypnotizes the caretaker, Willie, into his service and reveals to Elizabeth that the legends of the family curse and her long-lost ancestor are true. He asks to rejoin the family and shows Elizabeth the manor's secret passages and hidden treasure. Though wary, she introduces him to the family as a distant relative from England.
While adjusting to modern life and falling for Victoria, Barnabas uses his powers of persuasion and the family treasure to restore both the Collins Canning Company and Collinwood to their former glory. Dr. Hoffman learns of his true nature and offers to try to turn him mortal again. They start by removing his blood and giving him transfusions of human blood.
Angelique, having survived through the centuries and now the owner of the dominant Angel Bay Seafood, is still in love with Barnabas. To protect Victoria, he gives in to Angelique's lust and they have sex in her office, but, afterwards, a remorseful Barnabas again rejects Angelique.
Barnabas hosts a "happening" at Collinwood for the entire town, with Alice Cooper as entertainment. He finds Victoria alone, who reveals she has seen the ghost of Josette her entire life; her parents committed her to an asylum as a result, but she eventually escaped and Josette directed her to Collinwood. She returns Barnabas' affections and they kiss, to Angelique's dismay.
More eager than ever to be human, Barnabas goes to Dr. Hoffman's office, where he discovers her transfusing his blood into herself to try to stop her aging. He drains all the blood from her body, and he and Willie dump her at sea, telling everyone she went away on business.
Barnabas confronts the greedy Roger and offers him a choice: to become a better father to David, or to leave Collinwood with enough money to live out his life elsewhere; Roger chooses the latter. Heartbroken, David is nearly struck by a falling disco ball, but Barnabas saves him with supernatural speed and catches fire in the daylight, revealing himself as a vampire. David, Carolyn, and Victoria are shocked.
Desperate, Barnabas meets with Angelique, who goads him into confessing to his murders and demands he join her as her paramour. He refuses, so she again traps him in a coffin. Angelique destroys the Collins' cannery and, with a recording of Barnabas' confession, rallies the town against the family.
David frees Barnabas, who confronts Angelique at Collinwood. They battle, and the townspeople see that she is a witch. Elizabeth and Carolyn, who reveals herself to be a werewolf, join the fight, and Angelique enchants the house to turn against the Collins family. She admits she was responsible for the werewolf that bit Carolyn as an infant, and for the deaths of David's mother and Barnabas' parents. The ghost of David's mother appears and incapacitates Angelique, and the family escape the burning manor. Angelique offers Barnabas her heart, which crumbles as she dies.
Barnabas races to Widow's Hill and finds Victoria, who says there is only one way for them to be together. When he refuses to turn her into a vampire, she steps off the cliff. He leaps after her, biting her neck on the way down. On the rocks, he holds her in his arms. Now a vampire, she awakens as Josette. As they kiss, a voiceover from Barnabas declares that his curse is now lifted.
Though Barnabas thinks he is finally safe, Dr. Hoffman, bound and on the sea floor, opens her eyes.
The Goths of Darkness loved it because it reminded them of Vampires of Melancholia and it was awesome. When the movie was done we cheered.
Brittney: This is always a great movie!
Lucy Loud: I loved this movie.
Me: Perfect for the day before Halloween.
Lola: Yeah!
Amora came.
Me: Amora.
Amora: Sorry I saw you guys watching Dark Shadows and I just couldn't resist watching. And that is my all time favorite show. I watched all 1,225 episodes from that show many times. Including the 2012 movie.
Brittney: You have awesome tastes Amora.
Nico: She sure does.
Amora: May I go with too? It's my turn in the battles.
Nico: Sure.
Bai Tza: Hey Boss which gene-slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Blizzard Buffalo.
Me: Ooh! Cold!
Lola: Awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figures are none other than The Universe 666 Red Rangers who were brought back from the dead by RD Sebastian who has officially lost his sanity, and he's sent them out to destroy us all. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no, he's really crossed it this time!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we're not going to like in the slightest. The figures we sensed belongs to The Universe 666 Red Rangers who were brought back from the dead by RD Sebastian who has officially lost his sanity, and he's sent them out to destroy us all.
WE GASPED IN HORROR!
Universe 666 Me: He did what?!
RD Me: Why, that miserable, heartless, godforsaken bastard!
Ed Cowart: There is absolutely no line he's willing to cross! Now, we're really pissed off!
Tracey Burrows: He's already crossed one line too many. Leave the Universe 666 Red Rangers to me and Lincoln, guys.
Lincoln: Hold on, Tracey, we're not doing this alone.
Troy Burrows: He's right, we're also joining in as well.
Me: That's a good idea. That sicko's already crossed one too many lines for the last time.
Qin: So had Sebastian because of his Dark Side, and he's crossed one too many lines before his Dark Side got removed and sent to The Black Gates forever after what we heard from Buster Bunny and the others along with Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Nico: You got that right, and we'd seen it for ourselves as well. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Collinsport, Maine, and we're going to kill Angelique Bouchard.
Lincoln: That witch has lived for far too long, this is where she dies, and once we get through with her, Universe 666 Red Rangers, you're next.
Tracey Burrows: Of all the lines that RD Sebastian has crossed, this is one line too many. Now, he can watch as we destroy his last few attempts at vengeance on us.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Collinsport, Maine and kill Angelique Bouchard, and once we get through with that witch, Lincoln and Tracey Burrows along with the Red Rangers are going to destroy The Universe 666 Red Rangers brought back by RD Sebastian who has officially lost his sanity.
We were off to Collinwood, Rhode Island.
We arrived in Collinwood, Rhode Island.
Me: We're here.
Qin: Wow!
Brittney: Collinwood, Rhode Island.
Lucy Loud: It's amazing seeing this place.
Xenia: Yeah.
LaGrange: Amora's back in the HQ to get the members for today's battles.
Me: Understood.
Nico: Got it.
We walked around and it was amazing.
Brittney: Boy this place is overflowing with darkness.
Lucy Loud: My kind of town.
(NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN BY THE MOODY BLUES PLAYS)
We arrived at the Collins Estate.
Nico: We're here.
Me: The Collins Estate
Qin: This place gives me the creeps.
Slobber Trap: Any Heroes here?
Brittney: They would be here in the Collins Estate. Barnabas and Maggie. Maggie Evans.
Nico: Yep.
We saw that the estate looks towards the crater where Quahog once was.
Me: Good view of the Quahog Crater from here.
Nico: Yep.
We went into the mansion.
Me: Hello?
Nico: Whoa this is creepy.
Camie: Scary too.
Varie: Yeah
Natasha Hernandez: My kind of place too for a vampire like me.
Nico: I know.
Goliath: Anyone home?
Then a figure came and it was Barnabas Collins.
Me: Barnabas Collins.
Barnabas Collins: Team Loud Phoenix Storm welcome to the home of Barnabas Collins.
Dirge: We're honored to be here.
Barnabas Collins: Then you know that Angelique is back.
Me: Yes we do and we are here to destroy her once and for all.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: We have a secret weapon in store for her.
Nico: What is it?
Me: Lyra bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Lyra Loud: Bring it out!
Then Princess Celestia's priests chanted and carried a box and in it was a grenade! But not just ANY Grenade! This was the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Calamitous: I had a hand in making this as well.
Me: You sure did.
Camie: Yeah!
Lola: From the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Xenia: I loved that movie.
Nico: Me too.
Barnabas Collins: How will that destroy Angelique?
Me: Infused with Holy Water and the prayers and power of the Hernandez Sisters.
Fiona Hernandez: We channeled our power into it and made it more powerful.
Me: She is not going to know what hit her.
Camie: Nice.
Natasha Hernandez: She cursed you out of sheer jealousy Barnabas. This was pure jealousy and hatred.
Blitzwing: But it's only good for one use.
Me: That's all we need. Witches hate everything good.
Nico: Yep.
Natasha Hernandez: Barnabas, I know how it feels to be a vampire.
She showed her fangs herself.
Barnabas Collins: You're a vampire yourself?
Natasha Hernandez: Yes but I wasn't cursed to be one. I was made one because I was dying of a fatal blood disease and Blade the Daywalker saved my life. But it had an unexpected side effect. I was made into a vampire that can walk in the sunlight. I have immunities to silver, garlic, holy water and all that. And I have the endless thirst for blood.
Barnabas Collins: What about your sisters?
Ben Ravencroft: They have different backstories.
Fiona Hernandez: We are Nico's church buddies and we are the Gene-slammers of the 3 Sacred Beast Cards. I am for Uria, Lord of Searing Flames.
Maria Hernandez: I am for Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder.
Nicole Hernandez: And I'm for Raviel, Lord of Phantasms.
Fiona Hernandez: We are the gene-slammers of the Evil Counterparts of the legendary 3 Egyptian God Cards.
Nico: It's true.
Fiona Hernandez: Uria is based on Uriah an elite soldier in the army of David, king of Israel and Judah, and the husband of Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam. This was in the Book of Samuel.
Maria Hernandez: Hamon is based on the court official and villain whose plan to destroy the Jews of Persia was thwarted by Esther. The story is told in the Book of Esther.
Nicole Hernandez: And Raviel is based on Raziel was sent to Earth to teach Adam, and due to the elevated soul of Abraham, Raziel returned to teach Abraham all the spiritual knowledge and spiritual laws. Raziel was sent to Earth to teach Adam and Abraham the ways of Nature.
Barnabas Collins: That is interesting.
Me: Very interesting and amazing. That explains what they are based on in the Bible.
Nico: Yeah.
Magma Man: I need to be careful not to detonate this grenade with my magma
Me: Brittney is going to detonate it.
Nico: Good idea.
Shannon: And I'll face her too. I am a witch myself.
She revealed her mark on her right arm.
Shannon: My ancestors the Sanderson Sisters were the most feared witches in all of Salem back in 1693 and I inherited all their dark power and I'm also a wiccan too. I'm what you call a Twilight Hybrid.
Ben Ravencroft: It's true.
Nico: No way are we going to let Angelique get away with everything she did.
Skinner: Where was she last seen?
Maggie Evans came.
Maggie Evans: In the center of town.
Me: Maggie Evans.
Maggie Evans: I'm glad you all came. Angelique must be stopped at all costs.
Me: You can count on us.
Hook: Me and Ratchet will provide medical attention.
Me: Good idea.
Xenia: Yeah.
Eli: I sense her. She is coming.
Brittney: Her magic may be strong but ours is STRONGER.
She chanted some incantations and made the house, Barnabas and Maggie impervious to Angelique's magic and we're already impervious to magic.
RD Lisa Loud: Shall we get going?
Nico: We shall.
Qin: Yep.
I gave Barnabas an umbrella to protect him the sunlight.
Nico: There.
We were off to face her.
Atomic Skull: I'll definitely be able to get a shot off her.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: There!
We saw a girl with blond hair in a red dress.
It was ANGELIQUE BOUCHARD!
Grodd: She doesn't see us yet.
Nico: No but she will. Entrance time!
We went at her!
Angelique Bouchard smirked.
But then the spirits of demons from hell came and they swirled around her and then they converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and Rarity blasted her with a magic beam and blasted her all over!
Me: You murderous psychotic bitch!
Sissi Delmas: You're busted!
Nico: More like dead meat!
Angelique Bouchard: IF I can't have Barnabas then NO ONE WILL!
Me: We'll see about that!
Camie: Yeah!
POW!
Camie punched her square in the face and gave her a nasty black eye!
Camie: More where that came from you monster!
Angelique: MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Me: You've had this coming for over 300 years you heartless monster!
Mole Man: Moloids, attack!
He summoned Moloids!
Nico: Your jealous heart makes you a true demonic force from hell!
Xenia: And it will only kill you in the end!
Bone Chompy growled at her!
Angelique: YOU WILL DIE WITH ME!
She fired a magic blast and I fired an energy blast and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Brittney, Lucy Loud and the Goths blasted her all over with dark magic! And they stripped her of her ETERNAL YOUTH! And it revealed her TRUE FORM! She was a TRULY UGLY WITCH!
Nico: Now THAT'S more like it!
Varie showed a mirror and she saw her without her youth and screamed!
Angelique: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU ALL DONE TO ME!?
Me: Stripped you of your beauty! Now the world knows what kind of monster you REALLY are! A heartless evil witch!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: And another thing, your magic doesn't work on us. We're impervious to magic.
Shannon: That's right! In the name of my ancestors the Sanderson Sisters and the people of Salem, you are hereby sentenced to death!
Lola: LETS BURN THIS WITCH!
Silver Samurai: Anyone have a shadow sword?
Brittney formed a Shadow Sword.
Brittney: Like this?
She jumped and slashed Angeliques hands off!
Nico: YEAH!
Matau and Blu charged at her and bashed her all over and blew her all over.
Qin: How do you like your face! Frozen or Deep-Fried!
She fired a wave of fire and ice and blasted her all over.
Xenia: YEAH!
Nico splashed holy water at her and it hit her and burned her all over!
Qin: Take that!
Xenia: More where that came from!
Poromon got on a slingshot and fired and he bashed her all over her head with beer bottles.
Manaphy blasted her with energy.
Horsea squirted Ink into Angelique's eyes.
Poliwag slapped her all over with his tail!
Nico: YEAH!
Then Pyro, Hydro Man, Hsi Wu, Grumblemon, Electrocutioner, Key, INSTIGATOR, Amora, Living Laser, and Trap Jaw came.
Nico: Pyro, Hydro Man, Hsi Wu, Grumblemon, Electrocutioner, Key, INSTIGATOR, Amora, Living Laser, and Trap Jaw.
Amora: Sorry we're late. Let me say something to her first.
Amora went over to Angelique.
Angelique: (GASP) Amora!? You're alive!?
Amora: I'm flattered that you remember me Angelique. But I didn't come here to catch up!
Me: You know Angelique?
Amora: Me and Angelique went to sorcery school eons ago. We hated each other.
Me: Geez!
Amora: And I've always been better than her in everything.
Angelique: As soon as I'm done with these fools, you're next!
Amora: (smirks) Oh, you won't get the chance.
Pyro: But we MAY let her get some shots on you.
Hydro Man: Assuming there's anything of you left!
Me: Yeah!
Hsi Wu: (to Nico) We heard you fought Lou Gubrious.
Nico: We sure did and man was he crying hard!
Grumblemon: (to Earth) I hope you take care of that Marill.
Earth: I will.
Then the WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE from episode 27 of Mighty Morphin Season 1 came!
Wheel of Misfortune was originally an antique spinning wheel that belonged to Kimberly's grandmother. It was put under a spell by Rita and turned into the Wheel of Misfortune. This "monster" is notable for being the first "monster" in the franchise to have been created from an object and not having been either made by Finster or summoned by magic.
Rita created this monster from the spinning wheel of Kimberly's grandmother. This monster was sent to battle with the Zords after Tommy, who had been tied to a tree as part of Rita Repulsa's latest scheme at the time, broke free and joined the other five Rangers. It managed to put up a solid fight, even giving the Megazord trouble. It was ultimately destroyed when the Megazord combined with the Dragonzord and Titanus to form the Ultrazord in a last-ditch effort for victory, before being restored back into a regular spinning wheel.
WE DUCKED! AND IT FLEW OVER US!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: That's the Wheel of Misfortune! Boy how can I forget that one! That was made from an antique Spinning Wheel from Kimberly's grandmother! That was brutal!
Kimberly: Yeah that was brutal!
Nico: It sure was!
It was spinning and producing sparks!
Me: And it's one of the monsters that doesn't speak!
It flew at me and I blocked it with my sword and sparks flew all over as it was cutting and sparking!
Me: (GRUNTS) It's like blocking a buzzsaw!
Wheel of Misfortune: Actually, I CAN speak now.
Me: WHOA! That's cool!
William: Vypra must've helped that happen.
Me: Yep.
Pumpkin Rapper appeared too!
Me: WOW! Pumpkin Rapper. Perfect for Halloween.
Pumpkin Rapper: Yep it sure is.
Nico: Awesome!
Wheel of Misfortune: Also, Amora, I didn't know you had history with queen bitch here!
Amora: You never asked about that.
Wheel of Misfortune: I see.
Me: We were surprised ourselves.
Pumpkin Rapper: Almost Halloween! So awesome.
Me: Yep.
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: Yep. Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway.
Vakama, Max (Dinosquad), Beast Wars Inferno, Kaito, Jenelle Torres, Malefic Cyber End Dragon, Malefic Stardust Dragon, Tahu, Nokama, Matau, Whenua, Onewa, Nuju, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro, Sabretooth, Magneto, Toad, Juggernaut, Avalanche, Selene, Quillfire, Melone, Ice World, Malefic Cyber End Dragon, and Cosma - Nico's rescue was in the park and we battled Lou Gubrious who was flooding the park with his tears and Samantha Solar Flare and Cynthia Chum transformed
Pyro was first
Pyro (to Vakama): Nico's rescue was in the park, where he battled Lou Gubrious who was flooding the park with his tears. Samantha Solar Flare and Cynthia Chum transformed against him
Vakama: Yeah and let me tell you this guy was a really big time crybaby! I've never seen anyone cry that much before!
Max: Yeah the poor guy! He was crying like Niagara Falls and he was really sad.
Beast Wars Inferno: The guy was giving enough waterworks that made the park flood big time.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy no kidding there! I've never seen anyone cry that much!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah no kidding! He was really crying hard.
Sunburn: He sure was! Poor guy.
Pyro: Oh man! Poor guy. Lets do it!
Vakama flicked the switches for Vakama and Mustafar and he channeled fire chakra into his hilt and got an awesome fire sword!
Vakama: THE FIRE SWORD OF MUSTAFAR!
Pyro: Awesome!
Vakama: So is this! FIRE STYLE: FLAMING LAVA WAVE!
He fired a wave of flaming lava and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Luna Loud, Halinora Hollow, Shou Ronpo, Billy Cranston, Kimberly Ann Hart, Trini Kwan, Zach Taylor, Sam S.L., Fern, Izzy, Ruby, Sapphire, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Maria Rockell and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man, Electro, Molten Man, Yost Sandman, Yost Rhino, Yost Venom, Lizard, Liquidator, Mr Compress, Spinner, Magne, and Dabi - Us battling Another Agent 47, Cooler Banki, Aracula, Shadow Dopant, Ghost Dopant, Universe 666 Brother Blood, Beetle, Rough & Tumble, Primator, 2017 Rita Repulsa, Weredad, Terminator (Terminator Dark Fate), Technicolor Phantoms, Steam Demons, Tar Monster, Spirit of Fireball McPhan, Ape Man and Ghost of Captain Cutler who were the Embodiments of Lily Valley, Daisy and Rose and Zecora
Hydro Man was next.
Hydro Man (to Luna): Nico, Kate's team, Agent 47's team, and the others did good battling Another Agent 47, Cooler Banki, Aracula, Shadow Dopant, Ghost Dopant, Universe 666 Brother Blood, Beetle, Rough & Tumble, Primator, 2017 Rita Repulsa, Weredad,Terminator (Terminator Dark Fate), Technicolor Phantoms, Steam Demons, Tar Monster, Spirit of Fireball McPhan, Ape Man and Ghost of Captain Cutler. They were the Embodiments of Lily Valley, Daisy and Rose and Zecora.
Luna: Yeah that's was really awesome dudes!
Halinora Hollow: It sure was and man it was really fun and cool.
Shou Ronpo: It sure was. We thought they were cool and the scents of flowers that came off the Embodiments of Lily, Rose and Daisy were quite amazing.
Rarity: They were absolutely divine darlings.
Sweetie Belle: They sure smelled amazing.
Gill Grunt: I'll say and they were amazing and the Embodiment of Zecora was cool too.
Hydro Man: I agree there too! Lets do it!
Luna flicked the switches for Hydro Man and Planet Skyla and she channeled water chakra into her hilt and got a water blade!
Luna: THE SIREN SWORD OF THE SONG!
Hydro Man: That is cool!
Luna: It sure is! So is this! SIREN STYLE: SONG OF THE MERMAID WAVE!
Luna swung the sword and fired waves of water and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Georgina Montgomery, Cody Burns, Spyro, Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn, Natalie Kendall, Eleanor Collins, Sophia Presley, Sydney, Nanette, Sheila, Maxxine, Rice, Kendra, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu, Shendu, Dai Gui, Xiao Fung, Evil Bai Tza, Po Kong, Tchang Zu, Fenghuang, Slaughterjack, Barbos, Mandilok, and Moltar (Space Ghost) - Lincoln's rescue in was in the world of the 1983 animated musical film Rock & Rule, and we went there to help Omar Quaalude, Angel, and his band destroy Mok Swagger
Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of Sky was next.
Hsi Wu (to Georgina): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the world of the 1983 animated musical film Rock & Rule. He went there to help Omar Quaalude, Angel, and his band destroy Mok Swagger
Georgina: That's right and man was it awesome and cool. We all had fun there.
Cody Burns: We sure did and it was amazing.
Spyro: It sure was fun..
Rainbow Dash: You got that right guys!
Scootaloo: Boy it sure was!
Whirlwind: I'll say!
Hsi Wu: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Georgina flicked the switches for Hsi Wu and Jupiter and channeled Wind Chakra into her hilt and got a cool wind sword.
Georgina: THE WIND SWORD OF THE SKIES OF SATURN!
Hsi Wu: Nice!
Georgina: So is this! SATURN WIND STYLE: STORM OF SATURN BLAST!
She swung the sword and fired waves of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and blasted them down.
Emerald Goldenbraid, 2012 Leo, Marcarita, Red Dragon Archfiend, Black Rose Dragon, Stardust Dragon, White Night Dragon, Zarya, Piper, Arkayna, Ariel, Sunset Shimmer, Spike the Dragon, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Dirge and Ramjet VS Electrocutioner, Riddler, Two Face, Man bat, Bane, Baby Dahl, Spellbinder, Evil Plug Man, Amadum, 090 Cook Roidmude, 108 Paradox Roidmude, and 067 Open Roidmude - LILY HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
Electrocutioner was next.
Electrocutioner (to Emerald): LILY HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE! What was it about?
Emerald Goldenbraid: It was a crazy one. She dreamed that she was going to see a movie for The Harvester and The Thing together and when she saw it, it scared her so bad THAT THE MONSTERS IN THAT MOVIE CAME TO LIFE AND KILLED HER AND MUTILATED AND RIPPED HER TO SHREDS AND KILLED EVERYONE!
They gasped!
Evil Plug Man: That was awful!
2012 Leo: Yeah it sure was.
Marcarita: Yeah no kidding. Poor Lily.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that was awful she dreamt that.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that is crazy.
Spyro: No kidding.
Electrocutioner: Yeah poor Lily. Lets do it!
Emerald flicked the switches for Electrocutioner and Gemina and channeled magic chakra and got a magical star blade!
Emerald: THE STAR SWORD OF THE UNICORN!
Electrocutioner: Nice!
Emerald: STAR STYLE: STARS OF THE UNICORN BLAST!
She swung the sword and fired waves of stars and magic and blasted them down.
Earth, Wendy Marvel, Sea, Marina "Mermaid" Reagan, Callie Connellia - Sailor Cholganna, Jacqueline Tefnut, Sirena Cammecola, Venus Chan, Sailor Earth, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mercury, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon, Duskmon, Mercurymon, Ranamon, Arbormon, Bakumon, Cerberusmon, Bluto, Aquafiend, Universe 666 Tyrian Callows, Minister Blizzard, and Maniac Toon - We burned down a Meth Farm
Grumblemon was next.
Grumblemon (to Earth): You guys burned down a Meth Farm. The drugs made there couldn't have been good for anyone!
Earth: No they weren't. But they had it coming too.
Wendy: The mascots did a great job.
Sea: They sure did.
Applejack: Yeah no kidding there.
Apple Bloom: It was really great too.
Flashwing: It sure was.
Grumblemon: You got that right. Lets do it!
Earth flicked the switches for Grumblemon and the planet Earth and channeled earth chakra into her sword and got an awesome Earth Blade!
Earth: The EARTH BLADE OF THE CARBONIFEROUS!
Grumblemon: Awesome!
Earth: CARBONIFEROUS EARTH STYLE: COAL SWAMP LEAF STORM!
She swung the sword and fired waves of leaves and energy and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
T.J. Johnson, Shadow the Hedgehog, Supernova Zap, Shinnosuke, Sakura Adachi, Alisandra Lamhing, Cetus Twins, Turbo Rangers, Drive Riders, Sonic, Rainbow Dash, Speedy Gonzales, Roadrunner, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Hornet Man and Magma Man VS Key, Shade, Grundy, Grodd, Tala, Copperhead, Black Manta, Emperor Z, Phantom of the Bwahpera, Karate Kong, Splatter Phoenix, and Whale Imagin - the Meth Farm belonged to a DANGEROUS CANNIBALLISTIC SERIAL KILLER FAMILY that the FBI was after for years!
Key was next.
Key (to TJ): The Meth Farm belonged to a DANGEROUS CANNIBALLISTIC SERIAL KILLER FAMILY that the FBI was after for years! And 3 of them are still on the loose!
T.J.: Yeah no kidding! That was awful! They killed 500 people!
Shadow: It was really bad too!
Supernova Zap: No kidding too. That was crazy.
Starlight Glimmer: I'm glad we destroyed them.
Cozy Glow: Yeah that was awful.
Hex: But I'm glad we stopped them.
Key: No kidding there. Lets do it!
T.J. flicked the switches for Key and Velocitron and channeled Speed Chakra into his sword and got a speed sword.
T.J.: THE SPEED SWORD OF TURBO!
Key: Awesome!
T.J.: Yep. Watch this! SPEED STYLE! RUNNING STORM BLAST!
He ran and blasted the group all over and they fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, ghosts, stars, lightning and magic and smashed them down
Pinkie Pie, Rango, Izzy Moonbow, Willow Emillston, Leina Kingston, Sheena, Lila Sawyer, Arnold, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR, Gizmo, Mammoth, TTG Jinx, See-More, Billy Numerous, Trident, Thursday Man, Behru, Rinka (or Mother Brain Security Aliens. However you want to call them), Rezbit, and Mekenobite - The Movie Dark Shadows is scary!
INSTIGATOR was next.
INSTIGATOR (to Pinkie Pie): The Movie Dark Shadows is scary! Were you scared of it?
Pinkie Pie: I am not scared of movies like that at all.
Rango: That is for sure.
Izzy Moonbow: All movies like that are fun.
Willow Emillston: It sure is fun.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I agree there too.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding.
Sprocket: No kidding.
INSTIGATOR: Yeah. Lets do it!
Pinkie Pie flicked the switches for INSTIGATOR and Equestria. She channeled gear chakra into her hilt.
Pinkie Pie: THE PARTY SWORD OF LAUGHTER!
INSTIGATOR: Awesome and fitting!
Pinkie Pie: LAUGHTER STYLE: GEARS OF LAUGHTER SLASH STORM!
She swung the sword and fired waves of gears and the group fired waves of gears, lightning and metal and smashed them down.
Sakura Avalon, Luna Lovegood, Buster Bunny, Anna Hotteling, Zixx, Carrot, Vambre, Li, Meilin, Chelsea, Nikki, Madison, Rita, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Amora, Baron Mordo, Nosferata, Circe, Tala, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Evil Drill Man, Piranha Jones, Chicken Ball Z Mandy, Demon Beatrice, and Chunky Chicken - I remember the movie Dark Shadows from 2012 as a movie and as a Soap Opera from the 1960s
Amora was next.
Amora (to Sakura): I remember the movie Dark Shadows from 2012 as a movie. And as a Soap Opera from the 1960s.
Sakura Avalon: That's right and it had over 1,250 episodes back then which was cool! And also we had no idea you had a terrible history with Angelique.
Amora: Yeah it was a nasty terrible history. I excelled in all subjects in magic and she was using dark magic. We hated each other. I always was better than her in everything and she was INTENSELY jealous of me. It was crazy..
Luna Lovegood: (British Accent) That is really crazy.
Buster Bunny: Yeah no kidding there.
Amora: Yeah it's something I didn't like to talk about.
Fluttershy: Goodness. That must've been brutal.
Tornado Bolt: No kidding.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja. That was crazy.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that is for sure.
Amora: I know. Lets do it!
Sakura flicked the switches for Amora and Hogwarts. She channeled Magic Chakra into her hilt and got a magic sword.
Sakura Avalon: THE SWORD OF THE CLOW!
Amora: Awesome!
Sakura Avalon: CLOW STYLE: MAGIC OF THE CLOW CARDS BLAST!
She swung the sword and fired waves of magic and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Megan McCallister, Touma, Shugesh, Karla Grim - Ezekiel Rage's Daughter, Sailor Mustafar, Sailor Mon Calamari, Gina Carmilla, Cornelia, Will, Irma, Taranee, Will, Elyon, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Pacifica Northwest and Sissi Delmas VS Living Laser, Grizzly, Griffon, Crimson Dynamo, Ironmonger, Titanium Man, Swordsman, Raizen, Doll (Growl/Runark), Universe 666 Chernabog, Universe 666 Trigon-Powered Slade, and Universe 666 Arthas the Lich King - Angelique will pay for everything she did!
Living Laser was next.
Living Laser (to Megan): Angelique will pay for everything she did! In blood!
Megan McCallister: Yeah in more than blood! We got a Holy Hand Grenade with her name on it too.
Touma: That's for sure and it will be good to see how it works.
Shugesh: I agree there too!
Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure.
King Solar: No kidding there too.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah what Angelique did makes her a monster.
Amber Morning: Yeah she had it coming.
Spotlight: Big time too.
Living Laser: Indeed. Lets do it!
Megan flicked the switches for Living Laser and Galvan Prime and she channeled star chakra and got an awesome star sword.
Megan: THE STAR SWORD OF CANDRAKAR!
Living Laser: Awesome!
Megan: STAR STYLE: STAR JEWELS OF CANDRAKAR!
She swung the sword and fired waves of jewels and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Sydney Burlington, UA Iron Man, Michelangelo 2003, Dawn, Manaphy, Zoey, Ella, Nanette, Sheila, Georgina, Rice, Maxxine, Kendra, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Whiplash, Evil Lyn, Two Bad, Stinkor, Count Marzo, Roulette, Zombie Chicken, Butch and Cassidy, Talking Burrito, and Evil Brownies - What she did to the Collins family is pure evil! But the show Dark Shadows reminds Lucy of her and the Goths favorite show Vampires of Melancholia.
Trap Jaw was next.
Trap Jaw (to Sydney): What Angelique did to the Collins family is pure evil! But the show Dark Shadows reminds Lucy of her and the Goths favorite show Vampires of Melancholia.
Sydney: It sure did and that is really cool and awesome.
UA Iron Man: I agree there myself.
Mikey 2003: I agree too myself.
Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding there and that is a really cool show.
Moondust: I agree there too.
Snowdrop: Same here.
Gari: Yeah that is for sure.
Blackout: Yeah no kidding.
Trap Jaw: No kidding. Lets do it!
Sydney flicked the switches for Trap Jaw and Eternia and channeled Dark Chakra into her sword.
Sydney: THE DARK SWORD OF ETERNIA'S JUDGEMENT!
Trap Jaw: Nice!
Sydney: DARK STYLE: SWORD STORM OF THE NIGHT!
She swung the sword and fired blades of darkness and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down
Max VS Chum Krabs
Chum Krabs was next.
Max: Lets bring it on!
He fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Halinora Hollow VS The Bewilderbeast
The Bewilderbeast was next.
Halinora: Bring it on.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Cody Burns VS Superspeed Sue (Big Hero 6).
Superspeed Sue was next.
Cody Burns: I'm ready for this too.
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
2012 Leo VS Dora Frankie
Dora Frankie was next.
2012 Leo: Bring it on.
He fired a wave of energy and blasted him down.
Wendy Marvel VS Lexaeus
Lexaeus was next.
Wendy: Time for wind to blow.
She fired a wave of wind and blasted him down.
Shadow The Hedgehog VS Mustard
Mustard was next.
Shadow: Time to unleash fury.
He fired a wave of energy and blasted him down.
Rango VS Man Man
Man Man was next.
Rango: Time for this lizard to smash.
He fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Luna Lovegood VS Allomere
Allomere was next.
Luna Lovegood: Lets make this fun.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Touma VS Road Kamelot
Road Kamelot was next.
Touma: This will be good.
He fired a wave of fire and smashed her down.
U.A. Iron Man VS 2017 Rita Repulsa
2017 Rita was next.
U.A. Iron Man: This will be good!
He fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Lucy VS Wheel of Misfortune and Pumpkin Rapper
The Wheel of Misfortune and Pumpkin Rapper were next.
Pumpkin Rapper: Boy we're ready for some fun.
Wheel of Misfortune: Yeah.
Nico: I'm ready too.
May: Same here.
Pumpkin: Me too. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of blasters called the Destroyers of Angelique Bouchard, these are a collection of blasters that'll really put the hurt on that witch.
Nico teleported back with them.
Tommy: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: DRAGONZORD!
Zach: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 1!
They turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get them!
The rangers formed the Power Blaster!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit them both and they both exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
They were both dead!
Nico: OH YEAH! Wheel of Misfortune and Pumpkin Rapper you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win.
We regrouped.
Troy: It's almost Halloween.
Tsukasa: So we know the perfect morphs!
Kamen Ride: Forever Orange!
Kamen Ride: Forever Black!
Tsukasa turned into the Black and Orange rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Orange Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER HALLOWEEN!
Troy, Gia and Noah turned into the orange rangers and Jake, Emma and Orion turned into the black rangers!
Maria: Time for this! (TURNS DIAL) CHAMELEON WOLF 6!
She summoned Leon Powalsky, Denjiki 2, Evil Robin Food, Shadow (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), Itsuki Kawasumi and Shado!
We went at Angelique and bashed and smashed and blasted her all over!
Lily: Okay, I've absolutely had it up to hear with you, Angelique Bouchard, you heartless old witch, you vulgar hideous serpent!
Suddenly, Lily's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, sea creatures, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Lily Loud's Almighty Coventina Glowing Celtic Ocean Maelstrom Greatsword of Divine Celtic Oceanic Justice and Celtic Water Love from her back, and as she approached Angelique Bouchard, she left rainbow energy, stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, sea creatures, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Lily: You absolutely make me sick to no end, Angelique. Your hatred and desire to destroy the entire Collins family because of getting snubbed by Barnabas 200 years ago has destroyed you completely, you're nothing more than a monster befitting the likes of you because of what you did cursing him to be a vampire. Now, I'm going to destroy you once and for all, you witch!
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LILY WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT, AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, RAINBOW FIRE SEA CREATURES, RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, RAINBOW FIRE SEA CREATURES, RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LILY GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Lily was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding it, there are mermaids and sea creatures swimming around the vortex and angels and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a lavender phoenix with red eyes glaring at Angelique Bouchard: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Lily's massive Lily Loud's Almighty Coventina Glowing Celtic Ocean Maelstrom Greatsword of Divine Celtic Oceanic Justice and Celtic Water Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding it, there are mermaids and sea creatures swimming around the vortex and angels and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a lavender phoenix with red eyes glaring at Angelique Bouchard: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Lincoln, The Loud Siblings, and The Loud Parents: INCREDIBLE!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LILY! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LILY EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Lily grew from 7'9" to 8'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large lavender orbs orbiting around her legs, she has lavender highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, glowing water, ocean waves, mermaids, sea creatures, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, she has a rainbow mermaid, rainbow phoenix, rainbow owl, and rainbow angel holding the Water Kanji emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on mermaid earrings with lavender gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with lavender gems on the gold water drop links and lavender crystal links and lavender mermaid-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a mermaid with lavender gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a short sleeved white shirt with lavender phoenix on it, white skirt with ocean waves and sea animals on it, black pants with ocean waves on the legs, black knee-high boots with mermaid buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, mermaids, sea creatures, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a mermaid, phoenix, angel, and owl with water, ocean waves, and sea creatures surrounding it and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Lily felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with lavender and ocean blue tips on the large blond feathers, grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails with lavender tips and lavender markings also grew larger and longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with lavender gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Indigo Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on lavender fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Lily's massive Lily Loud's Almighty Coventina Glowing Celtic Ocean Maelstrom Greatsword of Divine Celtic Oceanic Justice and Celtic Water Love and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, glowing water, ocean waves, mermaids, sea creatures, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lily Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Coventina Glowing Celtic Ocean Maelstrom Mermaid Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Coventina Glowing Celtic Ocean Maelstrom Mermaid Phoenix God Angel Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded glowing aqua blue gems and The Celtic Goddess of Water, Coventina, etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold mermaid heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large glowing ocean blue gem embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold mermaid heads with glowing ocean blue gems for eyes and a large gold angel head with ocean blue gems for eyes and lavender gem on the bottom of the mermaid heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large lavender gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold mermaid head with lavender gems for eyes and large ocean blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji with water drops in between the kanji below the mermaid, phoenix, angel, and owl that said, "Lily Loud, Sixth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Carlitos Casagrande, Photographer of Gotham Royal York, Member of The Neptune Crusaders, Expert Healer, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Ivan Evans Also Known as Ebon, Student of Nicole Knudson, The Krusty Krab's Top Fry Cook, Savior of Bikini Bottom, Descendant of 17th Century Lily of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Alistair Smythe, Amazing Member and Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Coventina, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Glowing Water, Sea Creatures, Phoenixes, and Angels"
リリー・ラウド、ラウド家の六番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、カルリートス・カサグランデの愛するガールフレンド、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの写真家、ネプチューン・クルセイダーズのメンバー、エキスパート・ヒーラー、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスの救世主、ミシガン州、真の不滅のヒーロー、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、錯乱した殺人者、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、エボンとしても知られるイワン・エヴァンスの宿敵、ニコール・クヌードソンの生徒、ザ・クラスティー・クラブのトップフライ・クック、ビキニボトムの救世主、スコットランドの17世紀のラウド湖のリリーの子孫、モラグ・マクラフリンとアリスター・スミスの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバーであり創設者、コヴェンティナの使者でありチャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとザ・ラウドの擁護者ラウドファミリー、そして光る水、海の生き物、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Lily Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MERMAID-SEA CREATURE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY COVENTINA CELTIC OCEAN WATER MAELSTROM GLOWING WATER OCEAN MERMAID SEA PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY COVENTINA CELTIC OCEAN WATER MAELSTROM GLOWING WATER OCEAN MERMAID SEA PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY COVENTINA CELTIC OCEAN WATER MAELSTROM GLOWING WATER OCEAN MERMAID SEA PHOENIX GOD ANGEL COMPASSION!
We were really amazed by Lily's Super Angel-Mermaid-Sea Creature-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Carlitos saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Angelique Bouchard saw it, she went mad. But, before she could use her dark magic, Lily fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, glowing water, ocean waves, mermaids, sea creatures, phoenixes, and angels which hit Angelique Bouchard and drenched her hard, and this really really pissed her off in a huge way.
Lily: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Coventina Celtic Glowing Water Sea Storm Mermaid Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Coventina Celtic Glowing Water Sea Storm Mermaid Phoenix God Angel Compassion) This is where you die once and for all, Angelique Bouchard, your two-century revenge against The Collins family ends here and now.
Drakness blasted and smashed her all over.
Oceanus Shenron, Olivia, Firestar and Longhaul used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Olivia and Oceanus Shenron's powers, Firestar's weapons and Longhaul's weapons 100-fold.
Oceanus Shenron VS Firestar: LASER WHIRLWIND STORM!
Olivia Oceanus Shenron and Longhaul: LASER WHIRLWIND FORCE!
Jayden of Samurai and Silver Samurai: SAMURAI FIRE BLADE DANCE!
Fiona of Lightning Fashion and Snake: LIGHTNING FIRESTORM BLAST!
Martian Manhunter of Mars and Mole Man: MARS MOLE BLAST!
Vert of Hot Wheels and LeGrange: SPEED HOT WHEELS BLAST!
Donkey Kong - 42 years of Fun and Grodd: COCONUT GORILLA BLAST!
Whenua of Earth and Goliath: EARTH PUNCHER FIST BLAST!
Maggie of Darkness and Atomic Skull: ATOMIC SKULL FIRESTORM!
Lisa Loud of Science and Calamitous: SCIENCE FURY BLAST!
Dana of Ice and Skinner: ICE STORM BLAST!
Shannon of Dark Magic of Salem and Ben Ravencroft: SALEM FURY BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Overkill the Raptor, Ash Whamp-Jack, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Starlight Glimmer, Brittney, Lucy Loud and the Goths of Darkness: DARKNESS GOTHIC BLAST!
They fired waves of darkness and skulls.
Lincoln: DARK ELEMENT STYLE: SHADOW SWORD!
Ryuko (TLPS): DARK STYLE: SHADOW BAZOOKA!
Morrigan: (Scottish Accent) DARK STYLE: SHADOW BLADE!
Bayonetta: (British Accent) DARK STYLE: SHADOW SMASH!
They fired waves of energy and darkness.
Lincoln and his harem: DARJ FINAL SMASH: SHADOW KI BLASTS!
They fired dark ki blasts
Lincoln: It's over, Angelique Bouchard.
Lincoln fired a massive red energy beam from his massive greatsword and it hit Angelique Bouchard and he sucked out and drained her dry of all her magical powers.
Brittney: Time for some pain from this.
She popped the pin.
Brittney: 1... 2... 3!
She threw it and then it landed in Angelique's arms.
Angelique: What the?
HALLELUJAH!
And then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
It exploded and blew her into a million pieces in a massive fiery explosion and incinerated her!
Me: WHOA! That was powerful!
Lincoln banished her to The Black Gates. Lily holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Lily's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve lavender orbs orbiting around her legs, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.
Lily: And that about does it for Angelique Bouchard.
Nico: Yep, her two-century hatred against The Collins family ends here and now.
Lincoln: She deserved it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: The Universe 666 Red Rangers brought back by RD Sebastian who has officially lost his sanity.
?: None of you will ever leave this place alive!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a barrage of fire and red energy blasts that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and the fire and red energy blasts were absorbed and flowed into us and we grew even stronger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come on out now, Universe 666 Red Rangers, or we will force you out.
An army of figures came out, and they were none other than The Universe 666 Red Rangers brought back by RD Sebastian who has officially lost his sanity.
Nico: So, those are all the Universe 666 Red Rangers RD Sebastian's brought back.
Me: That bastard, now he's gone way too far.
Tracey Burrows: That he has, and for that, he gets to watch as we destroy the last instruments of his revenge.
Suddenly, Tracey Burrows' blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, red fire, red flames, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered the Fire Smasher and as she approached The Universe 666 Red Rangers, she left red energy, stars, red fire, red flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Tracey Burrows: I'm not surprised that RD Sebastian was the one who brought you all back from the dead, but then again, he has crossed one too many lines and proven to be a psychotic deranged sicko who needs to be put down. But, before we do so, I'm putting every last one of you down for good, you'll pay for disgracing the legacy of the Red Rangers.
Suddenly, Tracey Burrows was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy, stars, red fire, and red flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and the Red Rangers of 47 plus years flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Universe 666 Red Rangers: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: This'll serve as a warning to RD Sebastian that death's coming for him tomorrow, along with warning Lord Zedd that death's coming for him and Rita Repulsa.
Then, as the vortex faded, Tracey Burrows emerged, but she was changed forever.
Tracey Burrows grew from 7'0" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a red energy aura with stars, red fire, red flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a red lightning bolt with the Red Cosmic Fury Ranger emblazoned on her forehead with red iris, she has on Red Ranger earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Red Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she also has a Red Ranger with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Red Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her red angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Tracey Burrows has on a sleeveless crimson red top, crimson red skirt, white bridal gloves and red lightning bolt with The Cosmic Fury Red Ranger on it on her right arm, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, red fire, red flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a red lightning bolt with all of The Red Rangers from 47 years surrounding it and surrounded by stars and red fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Tracey Burrows felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with red tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Tracey Burrows has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Tracey Burrows' Fire Smasher, massive gold greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, red fire, red flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Tracey Burrows' Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Inferno Firestorm Red Power Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Inferno Firestorm Red Power Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and red lightning bolt with the Red Cosmic Fury Ranger and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold angel heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold angel heads is a large gold angel head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Tracey Burrows has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of The Cosmic Fury Red Ranger's head with red gem for the visor for the belt buckle and gold versions of the other Red Rangers' heads with red gems for the visors around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with red flames in between the kanji below the red lightning bolt with The Red Rangers from 47 years that said, "Tracey Burrows, Embodiment of The Red Power Rangers, Loving Sister of Troy Burrows, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Most Powerful Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of The Power Rangers' Enemies, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Red Fire, Phoenixes, Angels, and The Powers of The Red Power Rangers"
トレイシー・バロウズ、レッド・パワー・レンジャーの化身、トロイ・バロウズの愛する妹、強力な善の力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、最も強力な愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、デススパイザーそしてパワーレンジャーの敵の破壊者、ダークロリ、ダークリン、ダークローラ、ダークリサ、ダークルアンの軽蔑者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙の救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な驚くべき強力な教師の生徒であり、レッドファイア、フェニックス、エンジェル、そしてレッドパワーレンジャーの力のマスター
Tracey Burrows has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-RED POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CRIMSON RED INFERNO FIRESTORM RED POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL CRIMSON RED INFERNO FIRESTORM RED POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL CRIMSON RED INFERNO FIRESTORM RED POWER RANGERS EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Tracey Burrows' Super Angel-Red Power Rangers Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Universe 666 Red Rangers saw it, they went mad with rage and ran at her and kill her, but Tracey Burrows fired a massive barrage of red energy, stars, red fire, red flames, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Universe 666 Red Rangers and sent them crashing onto the ground, they got back up and they were now really enraged.
Troy: Incredible!
Selene Arcangela: Incredible is right, Troy, Tracey's transformed, and we already knew of the kind of damage she's capable of doing to villains.
Lincoln: Yep, and now, it's time we end The Universe 666 Red Rangers and make them pay!
Tracey Burrows: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Crimson Red Inferno Firestorm Red Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Inferno Firestorm Red Rangers Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) That's right, those disgraces are going to pay for what they've done. Let's get them, Lincoln.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Tracey Burrows.
The Red Rangers also transformed and joined Lincoln and Tracey Burrows as well.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I already knew RD Sebastian has crossed too many lines with The Royal Defenders, but this, now he's gone way too far, and he'll pay when the time comes. Now, your end has come, Universe 666 Red Rangers!
Tracey Burrows, Lincoln, and The Red Rangers went after The Universe 666 Red Rangers, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Universe 666 Red Rangers, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln and Tracey Burrows attacked them with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Tracey Burrows also did the same by firing red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Tracey Burrows attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their massive and excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this pissed off The Universe 666 Red Rangers badly.
The Red Rangers also attacked their Universe 666 counterparts with incredible ferocity, and they were forced into a corner.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is where you all die once more.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into The Demon's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing The Universe 666 Red Rangers into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of The Universe 666 Red Rangers, and he banished them to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Tracey Burrows and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Tracey Burrows' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.
Tracey Burrows: Burn in Hell forever, you bastard. Thanks for helping me destroy The Universe 666 Red Rangers forever, Lincoln, you too, Troy.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Tracey.
Suddenly, Tracey Burrows wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Tracey Burrows' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and the Red Power Rangers flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and red flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Tracey Burrows sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and red flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: Oh man, that was one awesome battle, you guys!
Nico: No kidding, you guys and the Red Power Rangers really made a fiery mess of their Universe 666 counterparts.
Lincoln: Disgrace The Red Rangers, will they? Not on our watch!
Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who's the next Daydream Princess we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a good one: Reina Brenton, Daydream Forgiveness Princess of Fire.
Selene Arcangela: Awesome, and you guys will love meeting her. Reina Brenton is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Sunset Shimmer combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Reina Brenton and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Reina trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Fire and Forgiveness, and he made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Luan with a blazing passion because Luan when she had her Dark Side in her was an unrepentant and deranged monster, and Reina Brenton has put her in her place more than once: tying her up and throwing her in a padded cell like the basket case that she was.
Me: I remember her all too well. She has the same powers as Sunset Shimmer and can forgive those who were forced into crime.
Lincoln: Yep, but she never forgave Luan because her Dark Side was too strong mainly because of the Dark Side of Chase Young, but Reina has put her in her place more than once: tying her up and throwing her in a padded cell like the basket case that she was.
Nico: Yikes.
Electrocutioner: Damn! It really works!
Key: It sure does.
Me: Wow! That was awesome! Not bad for a one time use.
INSTIGATOR: We HAVE to make more of that.
Living Laser: Well, let's get ready for Halloween.
Trap Jaw: Hope you got your costumes ready
Me: Oh we will.
Camie: Awesome.
Barnabas: Thank you all for helping us.
Maggie Evans: That was awesome.
Me: It sure was and you're welcome.
Nico: Great job everyone.
Brittney: (To the viewers) Boy this was a dark and awesome adventure.
Me: Yep.
We went back home and got some sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
Dark Shadows from 2012 was cool.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Elyon Brown, Professor Paradox, Peppermint Butler, Cinnamon Bun (Adventure Time), Lizzie Hearts and Selene Scala Ad Caelum As well as Terminator 1984, Lightning Man, Peace Master (Adventure Time), Cinnamon Teal (Ducktales), Universe 666 Pastmaster and Nobodies and we're going to the scary castle of Nosferatu and we're going to battle the evil Nosferatu from Are You Afraid of The Dark and Halinora Halloween is going to transform against him. And we're going to battle Another Terminator 1984, Lightning Man, Peace Master (Adventure Time), Cinnamon Teal (Ducktales), Universe 666 Pastmaster and Nobodies who are the embodiments of Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Lyra Heartstrings, Moondancer and Nurse Redheart. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Blizzard Buffalo and her name is Cheyenne Buffalo.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Emily Goodall, Embodiment of The Pink Rangers, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the Universe 666 Pink Rangers brought back by RD Sebastian who has officially lost his sanity.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Lynn's Table for a little Halloween humiliation on The Jerks, but after that, we're going after Griselda Huffington's jealousy-crazed, envy-driven, psychopathic, monstrous younger sister, Greta Huffington, has now broken out of prison and she wants revenge on Griselda for throwing her in prison and "ruining her life" even though it was her fault as she tried many times to kill Griselda, but Griselda foiled her plans and she'd gotten her ass kicked hard and the cops were called and she got sent to prison. IT'S GOING TO BE ONE NASTY CATFIGHT! And we're going to meet the next of the Daydream Princesses, her name is Reina Brenton, Daydream Forgiveness Princess of Fire, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a really really powerful girl with the same powers as Daydream Sunset Shimmer combined with the powers she has being Lincoln's Guardian Angel. She's a member of The Daydream Crusaders of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Daydream 16 and are dedicated to protecting the innocent and preserving Harmony and Peace and their enemies included The Doomsday 23 along with their enemies, The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods, a group of girls who have the same powers as The Midnight 15 and they desired to bring death and destruction to all, only to be foiled by The Daydream Crusaders. Lincoln helped Reina Brenton and the other Daydream Crusaders and drove The Midnight Knights of Royal Woods away forever, but they all swore bloody revenge on them. Reina trained Lincoln a lot with using the powers of Fire and Forgiveness, and he made her a beautiful necklace to show his thanks to her, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Luan with a blazing passion because Luan when she had her Dark Side in her was an unrepentant and deranged monster, and Reina Brenton has put her in her place more than once: tying her up and throwing her in a padded cell like the basket case that she was.
It's Halloween and we're going to Great Lakes City to battle the Candy Goblin!
See you next time.