COSMIC FURY PART 8
WORK IN PROGRESS
Walking through the streets of Peach Creek in Atlanta, Georgia was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as as well as Tormes the Centaur, Heat Dopant, Cyclone Dopant, Trigger Dopant, Luna Dopant and Metal Dopant as well as Philip & Shotaro's team consisting of Philip & Shotaro, Bridget Branley, Ashley Aella, Brooke Hudson, Bronte Elektra and Allira Cristant and we were there for an awesome rescue.
Eddy: Ahh good old Peach Creek. It's good to be back in familiar lands.
Nico: It sure is awesome being back here.
Luan: It sure is.
Lola: Peach Creek is awesome and it's doing much better now that the Kankers aren't causing trouble.
Camie: Thank goodness.
Varie: Yeah no kidding.
Shotaro: Yeah that is for sure.
Philip: I'll say.
Nico: Shotaro, I want to thank you, Phillip, Tormes the Centaur, and your teams for coming
Shotaro: No problem Nico. It's awesome.
Philip: It sure is.
Bridget Branley: I'm really excited for this too.
Lola: Me too Bridget.
Nico: Bridget, what do you like to do in your free time?
Bridget: I honestly don'r know. I had a lot of work ahead of me as one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels that I hadn't found anything to do. But if I were to pick one I would do a Cajun Chef.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: I like that.
Nico: Cajun Fox is gonna have competition.
Bridget Branley: (LAUGHS) Yeah he sure is.
Lola: But that is cool.
Lana: I'll say!
Nico: Yep.
Ben: Man! Yesterday was brutal! Aggregor was much of a challenge as he was before!
Me: He sure was! But man oh man! He REALLY was a huge challenge!
Nico: Now I definitely see what you guys were up against when you faced Aggregor.
May: He brutally overwhelmed you all!
Ben: But I made sure to pay him back by using 10 of my aliens!
Nico: You sure did!
Me: From Swampfire to Alien X.
Lola: That was cool!
Varie: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: But that was really interse.
Ben: I'm also glad Kevin could control his Ultimate Kevin form.
Nico: Me too.
Lola: That was so cool!
Qin: Yeah!
Varie: Yep.
Ben: I was shocked that Julie killed Aggregor though.
Nico: Just goes to show you not to underestimate the normal ones
Me: That is for sure. Even humans are NEVER to be underestimated
Xenia: Yep.
Maria: Let's help ourselves to some Jawbreakers.
Me: Good idea!
Ed: JAWBREAKERS!
Edd: JAWBREAKERS!
Eddy: JAWBREAKERS!
We went to the candy store.
We went into the Candy Store.
Nico: Hi, can I have some jawbreakers for my friends?
Clerk: Sure Nico. Always a pleasure doing business with Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Thank you.
He got some jawbreakers and paid him $45.00
Nico: Keep the change my good man.
Clerk: Thank you. Have a good day.
Nico: You too.
We were slurping jawbreakers and drool was pouring out of our mouths like waterfalls.
Eddy: This is good. (SLURPS)
Edd: So good! (SLURPS)
Ed: It sure is! (SLURPS)
Me: (SLURPS) Yummy!
Eli: (SLURPS) Cotton Candy flavor. Yummy!
Qin: (Slurps) My favorite.
May: (Slurps) It sure is good.
Camie: (SLURPS) It's good.
May: We sent the materials to Alva. He said he'll have the weapons developed later
Me: Great. (SLURPS) But man going all over the universe Getting those parts was awesome
Laney: (SLURPS) It sure was.
Nico: We're not done yet though.
Me: Nope.
Once we were done with our jawbreakers we wiped the drool off and then smelled SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE!
(SEAL BARK!)
Me: OH MAN GOOD GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HORRIBLE STENCH!
Camie: OH MAN!
Nico: GEEZ! Ed?
Ed: Not me Nico!
Me: Wait look! Those stink lines there!
Nico: Wonder who has those.
Me: Lincoln might know.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one that's really going to involve a ton of hot water and soap: we've got word that a clone of an insane version of Edd is running loose and tracking dirt all over the place.
WE GASPED!
Eli: Wait, is that why we saw those stink lines?! P.U.!
Me: Oh man, I still remembered hearing that from Eddy.
Eddy: Now, we got a clone of that insane version of Sockhead running loose?! This isn't good!
Nico: It sure isn't, we're gonna need gallons of hot water and tons of soap for him.
Suddenly, our 28th Century backpacks had put on our faces 28th Century Exopacks to block the smell, and the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: We got the message from Lincoln, and we also have on our 28th Century Exopacks thanks to our 28th Century backpacks reacting to the situation at hand.
Me: You got that right, now let's get going and track down that insane filth monster.
Lincoln: And give him the scrub down of his life, he needs it!
Me: Big time!
Paula heard a Pokemon cry.
Paula: Hey guys look!
We saw a Ditto.
Me: Hey a Ditto.
Nico: Oh wow.
Me: Oh the poor thing is out here all by itself.
Ditto: Yeah.
Paula: Oh you poor thing. Would you like to come with us?
Ditto: Really? I would be honored.
Me: Awesome. Looks like Duplica's Ditto has a new playmate.
Duplica: I sure do.
Nico: You're definitely gonna be useful!
Me: Yep.
Ditto: Thanks.
Me: Now lets go give that stinky sockhead a bath! No offense Double D?
Edd: None taken.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for the insane Double D clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted the clone of the insane version of Edd, he's 20 yards away and he's already making another huge mess!
Nico: We better get after him and quick before he tries to run.
Lincoln: We won't let him, Nico, we've wrangled with Lana every time it was time for her bath, so we know what to expect. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the clone of the insane version of Edd.
We were flying around, and then, we saw the clone of the insane version of Edd laughing like a total madman and rolling around in garbage. We arrived just in time to see him pick up a trash can and dump the refuge over him. He then proceeds to wallow in it.
Insane Double D: [completely disgusted and horrified] Greetings, microorganisms. Hop aboard! Welcome, bacteria! Oh, happy day!"
He places a fish's head over his head.
Me: OH GOOD GOD!
Qin: THAT IS SICK!
Camie: YUCK!
Lincoln: Gross, there he is, he's rolling around in garbage. Let me take care of this.
Lincoln fired massive jets of hot water mixed with fruit-scented soap from his massive white angel wings with orange and aurora tips and medium-sized white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath his massive white angel wings, but the clone of the insane version of Edd dodged it as we landed.
Nico: Drat, he dodged it.
Lincoln: I knew it wouldn't be easy, Lana was always quick to dodge us whenever we tried to spray her with water.
Rarity: That was a good try though, Linky, and I was quite impressed that you also mixed in fruit-scented soap with the jets of hot water.
Insane Edd Clone: (LAUGHING INSANELY) Dive in, everyone, there's enough filth to go around.
Edd: I'll have none of that, thank you very much.
Lynn: Here's what smells worse than you.
Lynn took off her shoe and the stink lines from her smelly feet went and hit the insane clone!
Nico: Disgusting, Lynn. Thank God we got on our 28th Century Exopacks thanks to our 28th Century backpacks.
Me: No kidding! Okay mister you need a MASSIVE BATH AND YOU NEED ONE NOW!
Camie: YEAH! YOU SMELL WORSE THAN ED!
Double D: We will have nothing to do with your self-degradation, thank you, as I we stand for cleanliness. Moral fiber. And all that is decent and neatly folded.
Insane Double D pours rotten milk into his underwear.
Insane Double D: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Me: OH THAT IS DOWNRIGHT FUCKING DISGUSTING!
Double D: [upset] Stop it, stop it, stop it! Get a grip on yourself, mister! [The head slides down Insane Double D's body.] That's disgusting!
Insane Double D: [leaning in] May I use your shower? [His rotten breath wafts up to us.]
Me: OH YUCK!
I THEN HURLED MY GUTS OUT ALL OVER INSANE DOUBLE D!
Me: (PROJECTILE VOMIT STORM!)
Nico: OH SICK!
Luna: PUKE STORM! (FAINTS)
FWOMP!
Edd: GOOD LORD! (GAGS) STINKY STINKY STINKY!
Ditto charged at him and then he turned into a squirt gun filled with soap and fired waves of soap and drenched him.
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Take a wiff of this! (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
LIQUID SOAP MAGISWORD!
I fired waves of liquid soap and drenched him all over in soap!
Maria fired a wave of water and drenched him and he was lathered up in a massive wave of bubbles and soap.
Noah got out the Water Sword of Skyla's MetalSeadramon
Noah: This is gonna be one that gets you all clean and sparkly! SKYLA STYLE: WATER MAELSTROM BLAST!
He fired waves of water and drenched him.
Ed and Lana put Insane Double D in a tank and Maria filled it up with water.
Ed: Lets get that custard (Gets out a Cheese Grater) out of your belly button mister!
Dan got out the Fire Sword of Pyrus
Dan: Lets burn some of that filth off! PYRUS STYLE: CLEANSING FLAME DELUGE!
He fired a wave of fire and blasted him and the dirt flaked off him.
Nico: Clever!
Xenia: Yeah!
Ben turned into Water Hazard!
Ben: WATER HAZARD! This will drench you.
He fired waves of water and blasted Insane Double D all over and drenched him all over the place.
Brody got out the Sword of Cybertron Fury!
Brody: Hot Spot would love this one! HOT SPOT STYLE: WATER OF COOLING MIGHT!
He fired waves of water with Hot Spot's abilities from the sword and drenched him!
Hot Spot: YEAH! Nice one!
Ino got out the Flower Sword of Lilly's Beauty
Ino: Time for you to smell like... Uhh Ed how did you say it?
Ed: I said Fresh Cut Spring Flowers, Spewed Across a Babbling Brook with a hint of lemon.
Ino: That's right! What he said! FLOWER STYLE: PERFUME SCENT BLAST!
She fired a Perfume blast and drenched him.
Me: YEAH!
Maria K.L.: All right take your pick guys! (Pulls out a perfume) Eau de Woodrot or Crankshaft #5?
She held out a huge bottle of perfume.
Laney: Crackshaft is good!
I pulled out a squirt gun and she loaded the perfume into it.
Me: FIRE!
I fired the perfume and covered Insane Double D.
Frosta got out the Sword of Eternia's White Thunder
Frosta: And you need a labotomy! LIGHTNING STYLE: WHITE THUNDER BLAST!
She fired waves o lightning and blasted Insane Double D and electrocuted him.
Lola: YEAH!
Chowder: (LAUGHS) He sure is funny!
Right got out the Western Sword of the Lone Ranger
Right: You smell worse than cow manure from Texas! TEXAS STYLE: TEXAS BATH DELUGE!
He fired waves of water and soap and blasted him all over.
Margo got out the Space Jam of Basketball Blade
Margo: SHE SHOOTS SHE SCORES! SPACE JAM STYLE: BASKETBALLS OF BUBBLES!
She fired bubbles and blasted him all over with them Space Jam style!
Lightning Dust got out the Lightning Sword of Jupiter's Frogs
Lightning Dust: These frogs will get you going! LIGHTNING STYLE: FROGS OF SHOCKING FURY!
She fired waves of lightning and it formed into Frogs and they hit Insane Double D and electrocuted him.
Xenia: Oh yeah!
Yusuke got out the Manta Spirit Sword of the Spirits.
Yusuke: At least he wasn't rolling around in chum.
Me: Don't give him any ideas Yusuke.
Genkai: Yeah you idiot!
Yusuke: Sorry. SPIRIT STYLE: FURY OF THE SPIRIT CLEAN!
He fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Insane Double D appeared to be running towards us. But it turns out he was running towards a garbage bag across the street.
Insane Double D: For me? You shouldn't have.
Insane Double D rips the bag open and dumps the waste out on his head.
HE SMELLED EVEN WORSE!
Qin: GEEZ!
Laney: Lets get him again!
Laney tied him up in vines!
Horsea squirted ink and drenched him!
Maria: Horsea use water instead.
Horsea: Oh right!
Horsea squirted water and Poliwag and Manaphy did so too.
Poromon: Damn! I don't have water!
Me: Darn.
Nico: Yep. But you have other powers.
Poromon: Okay!
Poromon fired a wave of water with Unalaq's powers and blasted him alll over.
Nico: Right! I forgot you have the same powers as me.
Poromon: But I prefer to use Lightning Javelin.
Me: Yeah.
Melanie Gelasia: Yeah, but still, we need to give this garbage monster a serious bath.
Suddenly, Melanie Gelasia's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive gold greatsword, and as she approached the clone of the insane version of Edd, she left pink energy, stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Melanie Gelasia: Even though you're a clone of the insane version of Edd, you're not as bad and dangerous as the clones of the villains we'd dealt with in the past, but you still need to be stopped by us giving you a much needed bath, mister.
Suddenly, Melanie Gelasia was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, and gears surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, angels, and Pinkie Pie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix with blue eyes gazing at the clone of the insane version of Edd: the eyes of salvation.
Me: This is it.
Nico: Just like how Pinkie transformed.
Lincoln: But, now you get to see her Gene-Slammer transform.
Then, as the vortex faded, Melanie Gelasia emerged, but she was changed forever.
Melanie Gelasia grew from 7'0" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pink hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Pinkie Pie with a balloon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Tech, Laughter, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she also has an Alicorn with blue gems for eyes and holding the Tech, Laughter, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Melanie Gelasia has on a pink short-sleeved blouse, pink sleeveless top, pink skirt with Pinkie Pie's cutie mark on it, pink stockings, pink knee-high high-heeled boots with butterflies for shoe buckles, and sleeveless long white trenchcoat with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Pinkie Pie surrounded by stars, balloons, gears, and magic and right on top of her horn is the symbol of the Tech Skylanders and her cutie mark and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding pink gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Melanie Gelasia felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings with blue tips on the large pink feathers and pink horn on her head grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings. Melanie Gelasia has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder.
Suddenly, Melanie Gelasia's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Melanie Gelasia's Cosmic Eternal Tech Laughter Party Master Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Tech Laughter Party Master Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and Pinkie Pie and her cutie mark etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with pink gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold Alicorn heads is a large gold Alicorn head with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Melanie Gelasia has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and pink gems for the eyes and a large pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with balloons and gears in between the kanji below Pinkie Pie that said, "Melanie Gelasia, Gene-Slammer of Pinkie Pie, Alicorn Princess of Laughter, Great Friend of Pinkie Pie, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty Three and Queen Opaline Arcana, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Laughter, Gears, Alicorns, Phoenixes, and Angels"
メラニー・ジェラシア、ピンキー・パイのジーン・スラマー、笑いのアリコーン・プリンセス、ピンキー・パイの偉大な友人、愛情深いガーディアン・エンジェル、そしてリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、ドゥームズデイ・トゥエンティ・スリーの破壊者、クイーン・オパーリン・アルカナ、フレンドシップテーブル騎士団のメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気と信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして笑いの達人、歯車、アリコーン、フェニックス、天使
Melanie Gelasia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LAUGHTER ALICORN PRINCESS-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HARMONY LAUGHTER COMEDIC HILARITY TECH ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LAUGHTER COMEDIC HILARITY TECH ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LAUGHTER COMEDIC HILARITY TECH ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were truly amazed by Melanie Gelasia's Super Angel-Laughter Alicorn Princess-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when the clone of the insane version of Edd saw it, he laughed like a madman and threw garbage at her, but Lincoln formed a diamond shield that saved Melanie from the garbage blasts, and Melanie Gelasia fired a massive barrage of pink energy, stars, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit the insane clone and sent him into more piles of garbage, he got back up, but he was still as crazy as ever.
Melanie Gelasia: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmony Laughter Comedic Hilarity Tech Alicorn Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Laughter Comedic Hilarity Tech Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Love) Jeez, you're crazy! Well, looks like we've got to deal with you the hard way!
Suddenly, Melanie Gelasia sensed something and dodged an incoming dark energy blast, and we saw who it was that did this: it was the Simulator version of Sebastian who was absolutely fucked-up insane and absolutely fucked-up evil because of his Dark Side, but it looks like his Dark Side permanently merged with him.
Nico: You (BLARING SIREN) dickhead, I'm gonna shove an entire bottle of hot sauce down your throat!
Me: So, that's...?!
Qin: Yep, the person who turned from our friend into the very fucked-up monster who tried to kill me, Nico, and our friends during and even after the wedding incident and the enemy of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Drakus: And who murdered Rachel Carrington and was brought back and turned into Zixkle!
Rachel Carrington: Oh, I've been waiting for this opportunity to get ultimate payback on this bitch!
Lincoln's Guardian Angels, Qin, and Nico's harem: Same with us!
Pinkie Pie: (SHRIEKS) Now, we got two monsters to deal with!
Lincoln: Yeah, one who's in need of a serious bath and the other who's about to be put down!
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie's light blue eyes turned neon light blue and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Pinkie Pie's Eternal Laughter Tech Skylander Alicorn Greatsword of Cosmic Comedic Laughter and Magical Tech Laughter Friendship from her back, and as she approached the clone of the insane version of Edd, she left pink energy, stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Pinkie Pie: Just like Melanie said, even though you're a clone of the insane version of Edd, you're not as bad and dangerous as the clones of the villains we'd dealt with in the past, but you still need to be stopped by us giving you a much needed bath, mister.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, and gears surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, angels, and Pinkie Pie flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix with blue eyes gazing at the clone of the insane version of Edd: the eyes of salvation.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Looks like Pinkie Pie's not going to be a bystander in this!
Lincoln: Nope, she saw her friend transform, it makes sense she also transforms as well.
Then, as the vortex faded, Pinkie Pie emerged, but she was changed forever.
Pinkie Pie grew from 7'9" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long pink curly hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has an Alicorn with a balloon and gear on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Tech, Laughter, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she also has an Alicorn with blue gems for eyes and holding the Tech, Laughter, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Pinkie Pie has on a pink sleeveless sparkling blouse with blue balloon-shaped gems, light yellow long-sleeved sweater, pink skirt with her cutie mark on it, light pink pants, pink high-heeled boots with blue gem balloons for shoe buckles, and sleeveless long white trenchcoat with stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars, balloons, gears, and magic and right on top of its horn is the symbol of the Tech Skylanders and her cutie mark and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding pink gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings with light blue highlights on the large pink feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her pink curly tail and pink horn also grew larger and longer, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Orange Lantern Ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Pinkie's Pie's massive Pinkie Pie's Eternal Laughter Tech Skylander Alicorn Greatsword of Cosmic Comedic Laughter and Magical Tech Laughter Friendship and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Pinkie Pie's Cosmic Eternal Tech Laughter Party Master Tech Skylander Alicorn Princess Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Tech Laughter Party Master Tech Skylander Alicorn Princess Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and Pinkie Pie and her cutie mark etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with pink gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold Alicorn heads is a large gold Alicorn head with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Pinkie Pie has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and pink gems for the eyes and a large pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with balloons and gears in between the kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Pinkie Pie, Alicorn Princess of Laughter and The Tech Skylanders, Amazing and Fun Party Planner of Ponyville, Baker of Sweets and Desserts, Champion of Laughter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Little Cheese and Many Children, Cousin of Maud Pie, Marble Pie, and Limestone Pie, Friend of Many, Archenemy of INSTIGATOR, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty Three and Queen Opaline Arcana, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Laughter, Parties, Technology, Alicorns, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ピンキーパイ、笑いのアリコーンプリンセスとハイテクスカイランダーズ、ポニービルの素晴らしくて楽しいパーティープランナー、お菓子とデザートのパン屋、笑いのチャンピオン、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い未来の妻、リトルチーズとたくさんの子供たちの愛情深い母親、モード・パイのいとこ、マーブル・パイ、ライムストーン・パイ、多くの友人、INSTIGATORの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、ドゥームズデイ・トゥエンティ・スリーの破壊者、そしてクイーン・オパーリン・アルカナ、友情のテーブルの騎士団のメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、アルティメットフォース究極の善、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、破壊者であり、悪、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲でサディスティックな野郎、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして笑い、パーティー、テクノロジー、アリコーン、フェニックス、天使の達人
Pinkie Pie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LAUGHTER ALICORN PRINCESS-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HARMONY LAUGHTER COMEDIC HILARITY TECH SKYLANDER ALICORN PRINCESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LAUGHTER COMEDIC HILARITY TECH SKYLANDER ALICORN PRINCESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LAUGHTER COMEDIC HILARITY TECH SKYLANDER ALICORN PRINCESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were truly amazed by Pinkie Pie's Super Angel-Laughter Alicorn Princess-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when the clone of the insane version of Edd saw it, he laughed like a madman and threw garbage at her, but Lincoln formed a diamond shield that saved Pinkie Pie from the garbage blasts, and Pinkie Pie fired a massive barrage of pink energy, stars, confetti, balloons, magic, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit the insane clone and sent him into more piles of garbage, he got back up, but he was still as crazy as ever.
Pinkie Pie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmony Laughter Comedic Hilarity Tech Skylander Alicorn Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Laughter Comedic Hilarity Tech Skylander Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Love) Okay, now you really need to get a bath, crazy!
Simulator Sebastian Mendez: DIE!
Simulator Sebastian ran at Pinkie Pie and tried to slit her throat with his claws, but Lincoln grabbed his arms and ripped them off like pieces of paper as he screamed and howled in agonizing pain, and then, Lincoln clenched his left fist tightly, and then...!
POW! SQUELCH!
Lincoln punched Simulator Sebastian hard and he exploded into a messy bloody explosion of blood, guts, and gore and sent him to The Black Gates. Lincoln's Guardian Angels cheered like crazy.
Nico: That was still as gross as ever, but fitting for him.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now that we got that sicko out of the way, it's bath time, mister.
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to scrub you down really good, Garbage Monster.
Lincoln, Melanie Gelasia, Pinkie Pie, and I went after the clone of the insane version of Edd, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at the clone of the insane version of Edd, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on he and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Melanie Gelasia, Pinkie Pie, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving the clone of the insane version of Edd even more insane.
Then, Nico fired waves of elemental forces, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Melanie Gelasia, Pinkie Pie, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, confetti, balloons, gears, and planets at the clone of the insane version of Edd, and Lincoln summoned fire wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, let's try this again.
Lincoln fired massive jets of hot water mixed with fruit-scented soap from his massive white angel wings with orange and aurora tips and medium-sized white angel wings with orange and aurora tips underneath his massive white angel wings, and this time, they hit the insane clone.
Qin: PILE ON, EVERYONE!
We piled on and we gave that insane clone the scrub-down of his life, and by the time we were done, he was completely clean and he was no longer insane nor smelling like 6 week-old garbage and vomit.
Edd: That was quite a messy job, but we did it.
Lily: That was really gross, and I thought trying to get Lana or Lynn into the tub was messy.
Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Melanie Gelasia's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, and massive pink angel wings and longer pink horn are permanent, and Pinkie Pie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, longer pink curly tail, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, and massive pink angel wings and longer pink horn are permanent.
Suddenly, Melanie Gelasia and Pinkie Pie felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught them both in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: Are you and Melanie okay, Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: We're a little dizzy, but otherwise, we're okay, Lincoln.
Me: Man, that was one dirty battle.
Nico: I know, right? (Sees us covered in dirt) Oh man, now we're covered in dirt.
Maria turned into her water form and the dirt fell off her and Lincoln made water balls that surrounded the rest of us and the dirt was washed off of us.
Rarity: Ah, much better.
Lana: Aw man, I wanted to remain filthy.
Lincoln: Lana, you realize if you don't bathe for that same amount of time, you're gonna wind up stinking up the whole place. There's a thing of too much of a good thing, right?
Rita: He's right, honey, it's not healthy for you to stay dirty and smelly like that.
Lynn Sr.: And speaking of, when we get home, remind me to get Junior into the bath, that stink foot move almost made us hurl if we didn't have on our 28th Century Exopacks.
Me: Good idea, Mr. Lynn.
Melanie Martinez: No need.
Melanie Martinez fired blasts of lilac soap-infused water at Lynn's feet and washed her stinky feet, and they were now fresh and smelling like roses.
Lynn: Hey!
Sebastian Mendez: Don't complain, besides, I almost hurled when I caught the stench of your smelly feet. Next time, you're on a one-way ticket to Flea Bath City.
Lana: Lynn's not a dog, well, she's no longer a four-legged monstrosity after Lincoln got rid of that filthy animal that terrorized him and all of Royal Woods for years.
Me: THAT is for sure.
Insane Double D was clean.
Nico: There. Nice and clean!
Insane Double D was sparkling clean and he was dressed in a white tuxedo like Billy was.
Me: Billy does Double D look like an awesome Tuxedo Man?
Nico: He sure does!
Billy: Double D is a great TUXEDO MAN!
Qin: YEAH!
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Nice job Ditto!
Ditto: Thanks Nico!
Me: That was cool!
Camie: Yep and also Insane Double D doesn't smell like a corpse.
Poromon got out a beer bottle.
Ditto: Oh no thanks I don't drink
Poromon: Okay then.
Poliwag: (Does Puppy Eyes) Pwetty Pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Manaphy: Can you at least turn into a beer bottle?
Ditto: That I can do.
He turned into one.
Ditto: Tadah!
Horsea (thinking): Should I drink you to see if you now have beer in you. Or just not take the risk
Me: Horsea I know what you're thinking. You want to see if he has beer in him.
Ditto: But I don't. You wanted to see if I can turn into a beer bottle.
Horsea: You know what? I'm not taking the risk
Ditto: But I can do this!
He turned into a CHEESY WHIZ CAN!
Nico: (GASP) CHEDDAR! (HOWLS) CHEDDAR WHIZY!
Ditto fired cheese into Nico's mouth and it was tasty!
Poromon: Nice job killing Aggregor, Julie.
Julie: Thanks Poromon. That was so awesome. My mom and dad are coming over to make sure I'm okay.
Me: Just a precautionary measure to make sure nothing is affecting her.
Nico: Good thinking.
Luna got up and she was dizzy.
Luna: (GROAN) What happened dudes?
Poromon: Um... Zip-a-dee-doo-dah?
Luna: What?
Nico: You don't want to know.
Me: Insane Double D is clean and he doesn't smell like a rotten corpse field.
Julie: (laughs) Bet you guys didn't expect me of all people to kill Aggregor!
Me: Totally caught us by surprise Julie.
Riley Anderson: It sure did. You really made sure to decapitate Aggregor.
Jen Tennyson: She sure did.
Maria: Especially considering that Aggregor was supposed to be out of your league.
Julie: I know.
Qin: But all of us did great.
Lynn: Some of the M.O.E. Members got thrashed by him.
Camie: Yeah they sure did.
Me: Vypra told us that they will be okay though.
Ship hopped around Julie's leg.
Ship: Ship ship ship ship.
Me: Even Ship thinks you did great Julie.
Julie: Yeah.
Qin: That was awesome though.
Julie: Although I was hoping for a knife.
Me: Yeah but hey a Kunai still did the trick and it is a knife.
Julie: Yeah. That is true.
Kevin Levin: And I managed to control my mutation this time
Me: You sure did.
Qin: That was cool to see..
Nico: It sure was. Okay. Now it's time for the Anothers.
Qin: Yep.
Eli: (CONCENTRATES) WHOA! We got Another Tormes the Centaur, Heat Dopant, Cyclone Dopant, Trigger Dopant, Luna Dopant and Metal Dopant.
Nico: WHOA!
Bridget Branley: So me Ashley Aella, Brooke Hudson, Bronte Elektra and Allira Cristant first.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Tormes are 2 people.
Nico: Whoa!
Lola: Awesome!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Heat Dopant, Cyclone Dopant, Trigger Dopant, Luna Dopant and Metal Dopant!
Nico: Awesome!
Bridget Branley: (Flares up Fire Aura) We're ready for this!
Ashley Aella: (Flares up Wind Aura) We're ready to blue them away.
Brooke Hudson: (Flares up Water Aura) And make a splash to them.
Bronte Elektra: (Flares up Lightning aura) And it will shock them.
Allira Cristant: (Flares up Crystal Aura) It sure will!
Nico: YEAH!
Another Heat Dopant: It sure will be awesome.
Another Cyclone Dopant: I agree.
Me: (GASP) Those voices!
They merged and split in two and reverted back and they were 2 girls.
One was a girl with red hair and orange highlights and had orange eyes and fire angel wings and had red, orange and yellow clothes and a tiara with the symbol of the Fire Dopant on it and on her skirt and she had a fire sword.
The 2nd Girl had green hair and green eyes and green clothes and green angel wings and had a tiara with the Tornado Dopant symbol on it and on her skirt and she had a Wind Staff in her hand.
Me: (GASP!) Frida Fire and Tiffany Tornado!
Frida Fire: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Tiffany Tornado: Yeah it sure is. And Julie we heard you talking about how you killed Aggregor that was awesome!
Julie: Thanks.
Me: Lets not give her a swollen head. But guys Frida and Tiffany are the Embodiments of the Fire and Tornado Dopants and they have Fire and Wind and Tornado powers.
Nico: Cool!
Me: Yep.
Qin: That is awesome.
Me: Yep. By the way girls is the Another Tormes friendly or hostile?
Frida Fire: Friendly and she is a really powerful one.
Me: Nice.
May: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: Time or backup! (TURNS DIAL) JEWEL FURY 6!
She summoned Mr. X, Crystal Monster, Vile, Chimera (Mystic Force Rangers), Universe 666 Tazma and Chimera (Winx Club)!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria: Now we wait.
Me: Yep.
Horsea: Can you turn into more things or people, Ditto?
Ditto: Yep.
He transformed into books, toys, people of many kinds and more.
Then he reverted back.
Ditto: Whew! Takes a lot out of me though.
Nico: Oh.
May: What do you like to eat?
Ditto: Cheese.
Nico: CHEEESE!
Me: (LAUGHS) Funny! Uh oh!
We saw ANOTHER TORMES THE CENTAUR!
Me: There you are!
Nico: Yep.
Another Tormes: (In a girls voice) Boy this will be fun.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had black clothes and had black angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Disaster Dopant on it and on her skirt and had a Cataclysm Sword.
Me: (GASP) Dorothy Disaster!
Dorothy Disaster: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Dorothy is the Embodiment of the Disaster Dopant and she has all the powers of Mother Nature in her and can unleash Mother Nature at her worst! Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Floods, Wildfires, the works!
EVERYONE GASPED!
Lola: WHOA! That is powerful!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Yep and she is a destructive force of nature.
Tormes: Wow! Just like me and I have been known to cause lots of problems.
Dorothy Disaster: That's right.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Dorothy Disaster: No he didn't. I released a tornado into his lab and ran while that was going on.
Me: Awesome.
Camie: Clever!
Lola: Yeah!
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln did so.
Me: Awesome! Lets do it!
Nico: (gets out Tormes the Centaur's Ridewatch) Time for centaur power!
May: (Gets out Cyclone Dopant's Ridewatch) Feel the Wind!
Maria: (Gets out Luna Dopant's Ridewatch) I'll Whip it good!
Bridget: (Gets out Heat Dopant's Ridewatch) Feel the Heat!
They used the powers of Tormes the Centaur, Heat Dopant, Cyclone Dopant, Trigger Dopant, Luna Dopant and Metal Dopant and blasted the Another.
Me: YEAH!
Then Master Zik, Necro Claw, Chaotic Gore Magala, Amatsu and Akantor came!
Nico: WHOA! Nice team Zik!
Master Zik: Thanks Nico.
Me: Wait where's the 2nd member?
But then we saw an OMINOUS GREEN GLOW APPEAR!
(X-FILES THEME PLAYS)
WE SAW A GLOWING GREEN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET! (SEASON 8 EPISODE 10)
Many of us were shaking with fright as we saw the glowing Extraterrestrial in front of us!
Homer: (GASP) PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME!
Alien: Don't be afraid.
Homer: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
HOMER FLEW BACK TO THE ESTATE IN FRIGHT!
Nico: Geez!
Bart: I'm getting a sense of Deja-vu from that one!
Then a blast of light hit the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: WHOA! Nice shot Luan!
Luan: That wasn't me.
Master Zik: I know this isn't my fellow Deadly 6 members. But I can lead a team too
Nico: You sure can. But if Luan didn't fire that light then who did?
?: I did.
Shining Firefly came out!
Me: WHOA! Shining Firefly.
Nico: Cool!
Shining Firefly: (In a girls voice) Yep it sure is.
Nico: Hiyori Firefly! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair and blue eyes and had yellow glowing butterfly wings and had a yellow bikini on and she had a symbol of a firefly in a light in the middle of her forehead.
Hiyori Firefly: That was awesome and it's awesome to see you again Nico and Qin.
Qin: Boy you too.
Nico: Same here.
May: I didn't get hit!
Manaphy: Mama!
But then a massive pile of snow dumped onto May!
KRAPLOP!
May: I had to open my big mouth!
She got out.
Rarity: Don't worry darling we'll get you some new clothes.
The Fashion brigade gave her new yellow clothes.
Hiyori Firefly: This is an amazing outfit.
Maria: Thanks.
Poromon: Where did the snow come from?
Lana whistled innocently.
Bridget Branley: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Hiyori Firefly: I sure do. When me and Nico went Cave exploring and we went down into the darkest cave in the world with no light and it was pitch black. We found an awesome hidden diamond cave and brought it back and made my family rich.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Boy that is scary.
Hiyori Firefly: Yep. I used my light powers to guide us.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Hiyori hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Hiyori Firefly: Same here.
Soji: Hiyori is also my friend for me too.
Nico: That is coincidental.
Me: Yep.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Galuna Island, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls and Ets is going to rescue the four girls here, but we've got bad news: our old enemy, Erigor of Oracion Seis, has come back for revenge, and Gray Fullbuster's going to transform and tear that bastard to shreds!
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Galuna Island, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls and Ets is going to rescue the four girls here, but we've got bad news: our old enemy, Erigor of Oracion Seis, has come back for revenge.
WE GASPED!
Natsu: Oh God, I can't believe Erigor is back.
Me: I thought we were rid of that piece of shit!
Nico: Looks like he's come back from the dead in search of vengeance on us.
Juvia: We got to get rid of him once more.
Phillip: And that we will.
Shotaro: He's not getting out of this alive.
Gray: Erigor is one of those who refuses to stay dead, this time, we'll make sure he gets the message through his head.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long ocean blue hair and dark blue headband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in an ocean blue sleeveless crop top, necklace with the Six Star Dragon Ball for the pendant, black sleeveless gloves, ocean blue skirt, ocean blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic magic, water, ocean waves, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Oceanus Shenron, The Six-Star Dragon of Nature and Cliodhna, Celtic Goddess of The Sea, The Otherworld, Passion and Love, and Deep Beauty, holstered on her back is a massive blue greatsword with seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls embedded in it and angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the six girls Lincoln is to rescue and the four girls Ets is to rescue.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Cienna Cliodhna, Avatar of Oceanus Shenron and Daughter of Cliodhna, Celtic Goddess of The Sea, The Otherworld, Passion and Love, and Deep Beauty.
Cienna Cliodhna: That's right, and I got the girls away from that psychopath before he could cut their heads off.
?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR KILLING ME!
We then saw our target, Erigor, and he was pissed off upon seeing us again. Suddenly, Erigor fired a blast of wind that cut Liberty on her cheek and arms and blood came out.
Grey Fullbuster: HEY!
Grey fired a blast of ice that hit Erigor and knocked him down, but not out.
Lincoln: Now, you've really done it, how dare you attack our sister!
Suddenly, something within Grey Fullbuster's mind suddenly snapped as memories of what Erigor had done in the past and what he just did to Liberty rushed through his head, and his dark eyes turned neon ice blue and he was surrounded by an ice blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, magic, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive greatsword from his back, and as he angrily approached Erigor, he left ice blue energy, stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, magic, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Grey Fullbuster: Even after we got rid of you three years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Erigor, your out of control greed and your disregard for life already damned you when we sent you to The Warp three years ago. (SUDDENLY GETTING PISSED OFF AS HIS ENERGY AURA FLARES UP) But, yet, you just don't know when to stay dead and you never learn, and what you just did in attacking Liberty and you enjoying her pain and suffering that you yourself inflicted on her..., YOU'VE JUST SEALED YOUR FATE, YOU SON OF A BITCH! AND FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB AND SPIT ON YOUR REMAINS, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
WE GASPED!
Natsu: Oh man, I've never heard Grey get that pissed off like that!
Lincoln: Same here, but Erigor really crossed it by attacking our sister like that. EVERYONE, HIT THE DECK! HE'S GONNA BLOW!
We immediately ran for cover, and Grey Fullbuster screamed like an enraged Nth-Degree fucked-up madman, and then...!
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF GREY FULLBUSTER WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE THUNDERBIRD, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE WEREWOLF, RAINBOW FIRE VAMPIRE BAT, RAINBOW FIRE DEMON, RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, RAINBOW FIRE GRIFFIN, RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, RAINBOW FIRE TIGER, RAINBOW FIRE ALICORN, RAINBOW FIRE QILIN, RAINBOW FIRE ANIMALS, AND RAINBOW FIRE MYTHOLOGICAL ANIMALS, AND THEY CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE THUNDERBIRD, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE WEREWOLF, RAINBOW FIRE VAMPIRE BAT, RAINBOW FIRE DEMON, RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, RAINBOW FIRE GRIFFIN, RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, RAINBOW FIRE TIGER, RAINBOW FIRE ALICORN, RAINBOW FIRE QILIN, RAINBOW FIRE ANIMALS, AND RAINBOW FIRE MYTHOLOGICAL ANIMALS WENT BACK TO EARTH AND GREY FULLBUSTER GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Grey Fullbuster was surrounded by a massive vortex of ice blue energy with stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Erigor: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Grey Fullbuster's massive greatsword, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of ice blue energy with stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Erigor: the red eyes of eternal death is A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HIM AND HIS POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO GRAY FULLBUSTER! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, GREY FULLBUSTER EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Grey Fullbuster grew to 8'9" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has on weighted gold braces on his massive biceps and thighs, he now has twelve ice blue planets orbiting around his legs, and he also now has small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, he has ice blue highlights in the bangs of his spiky black hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon ice blue eyes and an ice blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, magic, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a rainbow phoenix in the center with an ice crystal on its chest surrounded by a rainbow angel and rainbow dragon emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, he has on phoenix earrings with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice, Magic, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he also have a phoenix and dragon with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice, Magic, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and hands for the pendant below his ice blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the pendant on his bare chest with ice blue crystal links from his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with ice blue gems embedded in the gold ice crystal links and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck and his Fairy Tail Guild mark on his right pec was glowing. Grey Fullbuster has on a gold version of He-Man's chest harness with ice blue gems on the crisscrossing gold straps and there's a kanji on the back straps that said, "Grey Fullbuster, Loyal Friend and Destroyer of Dark Mages" and the large gold circular chest plate has a phoenix on it and red gems surrounding the chestplate. Grey Fullbuster has on an ice blue version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver snowflakes and long white trenchcoat coattails with stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, magic, phoenixes, and angels and they have intense powerful ice blue flames coming off them and hanging mini silver snowflakes, large white pants with ice on the pants' legs and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs and elements on them, large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, and tattooed on his now wider and more muscular back is a ice blue phoenix with snow and ice surrounding it and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of me and fits an infinite number of items and components for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Grey Fullbuster felt a sharp pain on his wider and muscular back, and then, massive black angel wings with ice blue tips on the large black feathers grew and sprouted out of his back and another pair of medium sized black angel wings with ice blue tips grew underneath, he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with ice blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in my hand, and he has on black fingerless gloves with a rainbow phoenix on it and he has gold-plated claws covering his fingers.
Suddenly, Grey Fullbuster's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of ice blue energy, stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, magic, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Grey Fullbuster's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Fairy Tail Guild Ice Mage Dragon Demon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Fairy Tail Guild Ice Mage Dragon Demon Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ice blue gems and the symbol of the Fairy Tail Guild etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold dragon heads with ice blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large ice blue gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and The Unity Gems on top, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with ice blue gems for eyes, and large gold dragon head with ice blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Grey Fullbuster has on his large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with ice blue gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on the left gold Bracer, large gold Elemental Belt of Eternal Bravery with gold dragon head with ice blue gems for eyes and ice blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and gold demon head, gold phoenix head, and gold angel head with ice blue gems for eyes and large ice blue gems in their mouths around the belt on his waist, phoenix encased in ice blue fire tattooed on his left pec, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on my right hip and Eater of Sins revolver and Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip. There's an ice blue kanji with snowflakes in between the kanji below the ice blue phoenix that said, "Grey Fullbuster, Ice Mage and Extremely Loyal Member of The Fairy Tail Guild, Powerful Master of Ice Magic, Friend of Natsu Dragneel and Many, Loving Older Brother of Gloria Fullbuster, Future Brother-In-Law of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Dark Mages, Archenemy of Evil Frost Man, Master of The Black Gates, Amazing And Powerful Student of Many Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, True Immortal Hero, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, and Master of Ice, Snow, Magic, Phoenixes, and Angels"
グレイ・フルバスター、氷の魔道士、フェアリーテイル・ギルドの極めて忠実なメンバー、氷魔法の強力な達人、ナツ・ドラグニルと多くの友人、グロリア・フルバスターの愛する兄、将来のリンカーン・ラウドの義理の弟、闇の魔道士の破壊者、邪悪なフロストマンの大敵、ブラックゲートのマスター、多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄であり神、極度の悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、腹黒い、サディスティック、妄想的、権力に飢えた、精神異常者、救いようのないろくでなしと暴君、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の偉大な神、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙、救いようのない心の黒い悪役の破壊者、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物、力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君の破壊者、宇宙と天の使者、調和、友情、純粋さ、希望、勇気の大使、愛、真の不滅の英雄、友情、希望、愛、勇気、正義の大神、そして氷、雪、魔法、不死鳥、天使のマスター
Grey Fullbuster has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ICE MAGE-DEMON-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FAIRY TAIL ICE MAGE ARCTIC ICE MAGIC SNOWSTORM DEMON DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL FAIRY TAIL ICE MAGE ARCTIC ICE MAGIC SNOWSTORM DEMON DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL FAIRY TAIL ICE MAGE ARCTIC ICE MAGIC SNOWSTORM DEMON DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Grey Fullbuster's Super Angel-Ice Mage-Demon-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Erigor saw it, he went mad and tried to slice Gray open with his scythe, but Gray slashed the blade of his scythe off with one slash of his new massive greatsword and he fired a massive barrage of ice blue energy, stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, magic, phoenixes, and angels which hit Erigor and sent him flying into a tree, he got back up, but now, he was real pissed now.
Grey Fullbuster: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Fairy Tail Ice Mage Arctic Ice Magic Snow Storm Demon Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Fairy Tail Ice Mage Arctic Ice Magic Snow Storm Demon Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope) You've had this coming for a long time, Erigor. But, first.
Grey Fullbuster's neon ice blue eyes glowed, and then, we saw Liberty's slashes on her cheeks and arms heal and the slash marks sealed.
Nico: Whoa. That's some fast first aid. Let's get that asshole!
Sylvester: You may claim to be a God of Death, but all we see is a pathetic pretender!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And a sadistic greedy psychopath who only cares about his own wants and desires, let's tear him apart!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Winter Soldier and his team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Phillip and Shotaro's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Erigor and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Grey Fullbuster fired blasts of ice blue energy, stars, snow, ice, ice crystals, snowflakes, magic, phoenixes, and angels and they exploded as they hit Erigor and he attacked him with slashes of his massive greatsword leaving scars on him. Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Erigor's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Erigor into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of Erigor, and he banished his soul to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Grey Fullbuster's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, large twelve ice blue planets orbiting around his legs, and massive black angel wings and medium sized black angel wings underneath are permanent.
Lincoln: And to this we say, good riddance, Erigor, and stay dead.
Grey Fullbuster: That sicko's been asking for it for years.
Suddenly, Grey Fullbuster came face to face with Liberty.
Grey Fullbuster: Are you alright now, Liberty?
Liberty Loud: Yeah. Damn it, that asshole caught me off-guard, and I wasn't even quick to dodge it, and...!
Suddenly, Grey Fullbuster grabbed her arms as if to calm her from her anger fueled rant of herself, but then, he pulled her into a tight embrace which caught her off guard and her face had a blush on her face and she wrapped her arms around his waist. Suddenly, Liberty let a few tears fall as they fall on Grey's bare chest.
Lincoln: Liberty's gonna need time to recover after what Erigor did, he had some nerve to do that to our sister.
Luna: But, we wound up getting payback on him Loud House style.
Lincoln: That we did. (To Cienna Cliodhna) And it's so good to see you again, Cienna.
Cienna Cliodhna: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Cienna Cliodhna as he caught her and she proceeded to kiss him all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Cienna Cliodhna was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Cienna Cliodhna: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln went up to Cienna Cliodhna and he hugged her, and Cienna Cliodhna is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Cienna Cliodhna: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Cienna Cliodhna, Avatar of Oceanus Shenron and Daughter of Cliodhna, Celtic Goddess of The Sea, The Otherworld, Passion and Love, and Deep Beauty, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Ireland and an extremely powerful Angel of Water with extremely incredible and massively powerful powers over water, and summoning sea creatures, along with powerful black magic arts and dark magic arts, along with being born with blue angel wings, and just like Olivia Oceanus Shenron, Cienna Cliodhna has all the powers and abilities of Oceanus Shenron. But, Lincoln's the only person who knows this: that she's The Avatar of Oceanus Shenron and Daughter of Cliodhna, Celtic Goddess of The Sea, The Otherworld, Passion and Love, and she really trained him hard in everything that she knows in using the powers of water, and she and Lincoln love to swim in the lakes of Michigan and they also love swimming in oceans all over the world. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and an awesome blue water greatsword with seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls embedded in it, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. Cienna Cliodhna hates all of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion because of what they've done, and she swore that if she ever saw them again, she will drown them in the cold waters of The Bering Sea.
Me: Sending them to drown in the cold waters of the Bering Sea, that's a harsh punishment worthy of those who try to piss her off.
Lincoln: And many wound up getting drowned by her, and now that you're here, Cienna.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Cienna Cliodhna in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Cienna Cliodhna: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Cienna Cliodhna with ocean blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and ocean blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Cienna Cliodhna: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Cienna Cliodhna, and of course, for that little pouncing.
Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Cienna Cliodhna's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Cienna Cliodhna had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the six girls Lincoln was to rescue and the four girls Ets was to rescue, and when Lincoln saw the six girls, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Kasumi Amato, Aya Urabe, Eiko Kinosaki, Yuu Watari, Rika Kuromitsu, and Koume Mitori from Siren Nattara, 2 Byou de Ecchi!?
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kasumi Amato, Aya Urabe, Eiko Kinosaki, Yuu Watari, Rika Kuromitsu, and Koume Mitori from Siren Nattara, 2 Byou de Ecchi!?
And Ets went up to the four girls, and when Ets saw them, he immediately recognized them, the four girls are the Simulator versions of Jenny, Nancy, and Yasmina from The Guava Juice Show and Nexa.
Ets: And the Simulator versions of Jenny, Nancy, and Yasmina from The Guava Juice Show and Nexa.
Then, when the four girls saw Ets, they pounced on him and hugged him and kissed him.
Nicole: They sure gave Ets his reward for saving them from Erigor.
Lincoln: It's been a while since we've had a double rescue though. Are you girls okay?
Kasumi Amato: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Kasumi Amato and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Erigor, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Kasumi Amato: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Kasumi Amato: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kasumi Amato, Aya Urabe, Eiko Kinosaki, Yuu Watari, Rika Kuromitsu, and Koume Mitori with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was our old enemy, Erigor of Oracion Seis, who has come back for revenge.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened with Grey Fullbuster transforming after what Erigor did in hurting Liberty and all of us trouncing him and Grey Fullbuster getting more blows in before Lincoln absorbed Erigor and banished him to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Cienna Cliodhna have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe Erigor came back, and he had some fucking nerve to attack your little sister like that!
Lincoln: He should've known that by attacking a Loud, he threw open the Gates of Hell.
Nico: Yep, he wound up getting the punishment of his lifetime Loud House style.
Me: And now, he's gone for good, and he's never ever coming back.
After finally getting rid of Erigor and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Cienna Cliodhna saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Cienna Cliodhna: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Cienna, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Cienna Cliodhna: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Cienna Cliodhna: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was a male with long black hair with eyes of pure hatred and he was dressed in tattered clothes, and he had a knife in hand.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Damian Sells.
Me: Oh great, Donna's equally evil brother's here!
Nico: You guys also know him?
Lincoln: We do, but he's committed far darker crimes that are even worse than his equally evil sister, he's a serial killer who's murdered over 150 teenage girls and drank their blood and he's a self-proclaimed Satanist.
Nicole: He's even worse than Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker, this bastard needs to die.
We flew out and Lincoln fired rainbow energy and elemental blasts that hit Damian Sells and he became even more pissed off when he saw us.
Lincoln: I should've known you'd show up after your insane sister's defeat hit you, Damian.
Me: Looks like life on the streets has done a number on you.
Damian Sells: SHUT UP! YOU ALL KILLED MY GLORIOUSLY EVIL SISTER, I WILL AVENGE HER DEATH AND BURN THIS CITY TO THE GROUND!
Nico: Are you crazy, we turned her into a gold statue and sent her to prison forever, but you, we're going to kill you.
Lincoln fired blasts of midnight blue energy and darkness from his massive angel wings and they incinerated Damian Sells and sent him to The Black Gates. We returned home and we continued our workouts.
Me: That'll teach that monstrous psychopath.
Lincoln: His sister got off getting turned into a gold statue, but her brother, because he'd committed far darker crimes, he wound up getting the ultimate punishment.
Nico: Death and banishment to The Black Gates, good riddance to that shit for brains.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane are heading to Aqua Star, but they're not going alone.
Ets, Catherina the Flying Sentry Drone, The Telle-Twins, Saprina, Sapphyre, and Ambie are also joining in as well.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Ets was dressed in a pair of cyan blue swim shorts, cyan blue sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Catherina the Flying Sentry Drone, The Telle-Twins, Saprina, Sapphyre, and Ambie are dressed in two-piece bikinis.
And Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Ty Lin: Wow, so this is Aqua Star. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Ty Lin, and it's perfect for our first double date.
Ets: You said it, Lincoln. Shall we?
Lincoln, Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane and Ets, Catherina the Flying Sentry Drone, The Telle-Twins, Saprina, Sapphyre, and Ambie dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, same with Catherina the Flying Sentry Drone, The Telle-Twins, Saprina, Sapphyre, and Ambie when they saw Ets lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long black wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and Ets went up to Catherina the Flying Sentry Drone, The Telle-Twins, Saprina, Sapphyre, and Ambie.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln and Ets covered in kisses on their faces, bodies, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Aqua Star, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Ets: (In Heaven) So...awesome!
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane are in your harem, Linky.
Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Ty Lee: You can thank me for introducing my sisters to Lincoln, and they fell in love with him at first sight.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Ty Lin, Ty Lat, Ty Lao, Ty Liu, Ty Lum, and Ty Woo, Jessica (Scooby-Doo!), Lindsay Pagano, Celia Clyde, and Professor Maura Ravenmane, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for Sunny, Harry and Aqua's final mission.
Nico: Anyone else want to go with Aqua, Harry, and Sunny? Besides Halinor, Shinnosuke and Ultrox?
Akira: I'll go.
Duskmon: So will I.
Twilight Sparkle: Me and my friends will go too.
Me: Okay.
Ed: Me and Double D will go too.
Nico: Lets head out.
We were off!
We arrived in West Virginia.
Joey Felt: Hey guys!
Me: Hey Joey! Hey Pauline.
Sunny: Guys, meet Akira, Duskmon, Halinor, Shinnosuke, and Ultrox.
Akira Akatsuki: Awesome to meet you! Akira Akatsuki, leader of the Disk Wars Avengers Team
Duskmon: Duskmon, Legendary spirit of Darkness.
Halinor: I'm Halinor, Guardian of Fire.
Shinnosuke: I'm Shinnosuke, Leader of the Drive Riders.
Ultrox: And I'm Ultrox, defender of the Planet Xenoc.
Joey Felt: Wow! Awesome to meet you guys.
Twilight Sparkle: And these are my friends.
Sunset Shimmer: Sunset Shimmer.
Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash.
Applejack: Applejack.
Rarity: Rarity.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie.
Fluttershy: Fluttershy.
Starlight Glimmer: Starlight Glimmer.
Nico: They are the Guardians of Harmony and the predecessors of Sunny and friends.
Sunny: It's true.
Joey Felt: Wow! An honor!
Pauline Bell: Same here.
Ed: Hello my name is Ed.
Edd: Greetings to you Joey.
Eddy: You remember my friends Ed and Double D?
Joey Felt: We sure do and it's awesome to see you again.
Double D: Same here Joey.
Shinnosuke: And this is Mr. Belt.
Mr. Belt: Hello there.
Joey Felt: Wow! He is awesome!
Me: Yep. He is an awesome Kamen Rider Belt and also an amazing Artificial intelligence system.
Eddy: It sure is. Also Onewa's mission was the Drive Riders.
Nico: Yep. My wife May killed the monster that killed Shinnosuke's father.
Pauline Bell: Did she really!?
Me: Yep.
Disk Wars Iron Man: I'm the Iron Man from Akira's earth. But not to worry. I'm a genuine hero then Sergeant Subatomic will ever be!
Me: Tony and Akira are from a world where the Heroes and villains are summoned and locked in these.
I pulled out a DISK and in it was Loki.
Pauline Bell: Wow!
Me: Yep. We first learned about that world Before, During and After the Great War with the Royal Defenders and the DISKS are really cool.
Pauline Bell: That is amazing!
Joey Felt: I've heard all about the 2020 Battle with The Royal Defenders! That was amazing!
Me: Yep. It sure was.
Aqua: Joey, I was thinking about giving you something.
Joey Felt: Which is?
Aqua: (smiles) Would you like your own Keyblade?
Joey Felt: Really? Wow! And can Pauline have one too?
Aqua: Sure. Why not.
Aqua used her powers and gave them both awesome Keybades! Joey's was called THE NUCLEAR HERO PUPPET and Pauline's was called THE ATOMIC SKY QUEEN!
Pauline Bell: Awesome!
Nico: Cool Keyblades and also Aqua when she has spare time can teach you in everything she knows. She's one of the legendary keybladers after all.
Pauline Bell: We would like that.
Atomic Puppet: (pouts) None for me?
Me: Don't take this personally but I don't think you can use one.
Atomic Puppet: You're right because I'm a puppet. I understand.
Me: Besides you're plenty powerful enough as you are as a puppet and with Joey.
Atomic Puppet: You're right on that.
Nico: Before we discuss anymore, is there anyone else you want to introduce us to?
Joey Felt: Not that we can think of.
Me: Okay then.
Eli: That's okay.
Pauline Bell: Good. Oh who was the monster that May killed?
Me: You would hate this guy to the Nth degree. His name was Mitsuhide Nira.
Joey Felt: What did he do?
Me: Murdered Shinnosuke's father in cold blood in a jealous rage by shooting him in the back.
Nico: He was a total coward. He was supposed to be his friend and he turned on him.
Eli: Yeah. Jerk.
Nico: We dismembered him alive and banished him to the Black Gates.
Rarity: It was most amazing darlings.
Pauline Bell: The Black Gates?
Me: The deadliest technique we have in our arsenal.
I told them what it does and it was amazing.
Atomic Puppet: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: Yep. We only use it on the most evil of all villains.
Eli: We sure do.
Pauline Bell: Amazing!
Me: Yep.
Shinnosuke: (to Atomic Puppet) I bet you and Joey had issues working together at first.
Atomic Puppet: At first we did but now we're awesome partners.
Me: Awesome.
Joey: (to the Eds) Also, I heard what happened several years ago in Peach Creek. Sorry you went through that.
Eddy: It's all right.
Edd: We're over that now.
Ed: Yep.
Pauline Bell: What happened?
Me: The Kanker Sisters that's what. Look here.
I showed a bunch of papers from back then on my device.
July 14th, 2014. It was actually a bunch of newspapers stuck together. What we saw was extremely horrifying. It showed on the front page an incredibly horrible picture of the entire city of Atlanta, Georgia completely reduced to flaming rubble and there were buildings burning and thousands of people were dead. All the buildings were completely destroyed and burning on fire. Cars were thrown into the buildings and the entire city looked like it was hit by a nuclear explosion. Damage was estimated to be in the hundreds of trillions of dollars. The article said in big bold letters: "ATLANTA CATASTROPHICALLY DESTROYED!" In smaller letters was "3 Sisters to Blame For City-Wide Devastation" and a picture of the mugshots of the Kanker Sisters was below it.
They read the whole series of papers on it and they saw that the Kanker's were the true cause of the Vengeance Express that sent the kids of Peach Creek on a statewide hunt for the Ed's intending to kill them and mount their heads on pikes. The Kanker's were found guilty of numerous crimes as a result and they were sentenced to serve 3 eternity sentences in prison with no hope of parole and were ordered to pay $1,512,323,435,734,899,900.00 in restitution. They were also declared the most hated kids in all of America and the 3 biggest mistakes any parent could ever make. Their mom Bebe was made the most hated woman who ever lived and she was killed by an angry mob armed with pitchforks and torches for giving birth to the most hated children ever.
When it was done they were shocked!
Pauline Bell: OH MAN! That was horrible!
Atomic Puppet: It sure was!
Nico: Yeah it was.
Me: Years ago I was the one that brought the Kankers to justice back then.
Eli: Wow!
Nico: I remember that! You couldn't remember that because you had amnesia.
Joey Felt: You couldn't remember?
Me: I hit my head while performing a daredevil stunt and lost my memory. Long story.
Aqua: Marie and May learned the error of their ways
Pauline Bell: Wow!
Luan: Yeah I reformed Marie and May is now in the M.O.E.
Me: Yep.
Pauline Bell: What about Lee?
Me: No she is never going to change no matter what.
Eli: She's frozen forever in the Neptune Cryoprison.
Double D: And this morning, we encountered a version of myself
Me: He was insane and was rolling around in filth and grime.
Joey Felt: YUCK!
Me: I know. He was like that because his parents were renovating their bathroom and no one else would let him use a shower.
Nico: Yrp.
Joey Felt: Geez! That is awful!
Edd: It was.
Eddy: At least we didn't have to deal with the Cursed Telephone of Doom.
Ed: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!
Eddy: Shut up Ed!
Me: Oh anything happen since we were here last?
Joey Felt: Well the Were-Chicken has been sighted.
Me: Were-Chicken!?
Ed: A chicken Joey!?
Joey Felt: Not just a chicken. A Were-Chicken.
Shinnosuke: Were-Chicken?
Joey Felt: It's a chicken that was made to make big portions. But as an unexpected side effect it made him turn into a Werechicken during the full moon.
He went over its history.
As explained by AP, in the flashback, while as Captain Atomic and Mintenburg, who was opening a fast food restaurant involving chicken, just as the crown the chicken randomly came from nowhere, as AP spoke upon the chicken until the clouds rolled away, revealing a full moon, he violently transformed into a werechicken as Captain Atomic were battling against it but were intensely injured on the point where he could not get him in accurate position, the werechicken later disappeared, until the point now were Abby came upon the chicken as it alewives Joey and AP to keep it away from it putting harm on Abby and the others, while AP tried to put restraint to the chicken, all the sudden he figured that Mintenburg had something to do about all this, as they were ahead to his place and while explained about the history of Mintenburg's restaurant and also explained about him adding something in order to make chickens appeared as a large portion but ended up with a side effect that causes the chicken to mutate whenever a full moon.
We were shocked!
Me: WHOA! Good thing the next full moon isn't tonight
Mr. Belt: It would still be wise to go after him.
Me: Good idea.
Eli: I sense him. That way.
He pointed west.
Eli: 30 klicks.
Me: Okay.
I gave Pauline and Joey their legend items.
Me: You're going to love your archenemies.
Ultrox got into his car.
We were off.
We looked around and then we saw it!
Me: There it is!
We saw THE WERE-CHICKEN!
But it wasn't transformed.
Me: Is that it there?
Joey Felt: Yep.
Ed: HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!
Ed went over and hugged the chicken!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON! 🌙!
Shinnosuke: HENSHIN!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER DRIVE!
Me: Yeah!
I then put on the Lunar Locket.
Me: Lunar Locket!
I had the Full Moon come out!
Then THE WERE-CHICKEN TRANSFORMED! IT WAS A FEROCIOUS CHICKEN MONSTER!
Duskmon: I knew it wasn't going to be easy!
Nico: But the Lunar Locket really came in handy for this!
Me: Yep!
But then...
KRABLAM!
WE FELT A REALLY HUGE THUNDEROUS FOOTFALL!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
Nico: No idea!
Shinnosuke, not wasting any time, got his Shift Car out!
He fired energy blasts and blasted the Were-chicken!
I teleported and smashed the Were-chicken down.
Me: YEAH!
KRABLAM!
There was another massive footfall!
Eli: (GASP) LOOK!
WE SAW A HUGE FIGURE AND IT WAS A GIRL WITH BLUE HAIR AND RED EYES AND BLACK CLOTHES AND BLACK ANGEL WINGS AND SHE HAD A TIARA WITH A PICTURE OF ULTIMATE WAY BIG ON IT!
WE GASPED!
Me: OH MAN! EVELYN WAY BIG!
Nico: The Embodiment of Ultimate Way Big!? WHOA!
Eli: SHE'S HUGE!
Me: KAIJU SIZE! She's half Evolved Toku'Star and she is over 500 feet tall.
I grew to her size!
Eli: We're going to need Kaiju power! ARISE GHIDORAH!
He raised his hand and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted up into the air and it formed into a fireball and exploded numerous times and formed into KING GHIDORAH!
King Ghidorah landed!
Me: Better take us to Glaren just to be safe.
I snapped my fingers and we were on Glaren!
Pauline Bell: WHOA! Where are we?
Me: Planet Glaren. Mountain Desert planet.
Nico: We use it as a battle area just in case.
Joey Felt: Wow!
Akira: IRON MAN! D-SMASH!
He summoned DISK WARS IRON MAN!
Eli: All right!
Drive type Formula! (Dramatic music, followed by a Formula One car passing by)
Shinnosuke went into his Drive Type Formula form.
Joey: Cool!
Shinnosuke: Yep.
Twilight used her Shift Car and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Were-Chicken.
Fluttershy used her stare on it and scared it!
Rarity fired jewels
Applejack fired apple bombs.
Pinkie Pie fired balloon blasts.
Evelyn Way Big: Help me J.D.!
Me: This will take a while to kick in!
I fired an electron blast and injected her with the antidote.
Ultrox used his shift car and fired marshmallow blasts and stuck the Were Chicken all over.
Pauline Bell: Marshmallows?
Rainbow Dash: His archenemy is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Pauline Bell: Oh wow!
King Ghidorah and me fired waves of blue fire and Gravity Lightning and blasted Evelyn all over.
Halinor got out her Shift Car and fired waves of fire and blasted the chicken!
I fired waves of blue fire and blasted Evelyn.
Eli and Ghidorah blasted her with lightning blasts and gravity rays.
Akira got out his shift car and fired a wave of energy and blasted the Were-Chicken!
Ed, Edd N Eddy got out their Shift Cars and blasted the chicken.
Eli: Take that!
Duskmon charged at Evelyn.
DuskmonL (ECHOING) DEADLY GAZE!
He fired a wave of darkness energy and blasted her down!
Nico: Take that!
Eli: And this!
We fired energy and Lightning blasts and smashed Evelyn down.
Me: I'm sorry Evelyn but it's for your own good.
Disk Wars Iron Man fired his repulsors and blasted the Were-Chicken!
Eli: Take that!
Double D donned his Iron Boy armor and blasted the Were-Chicken all over.
Ed turned into Edzilla!
Edzilla: Ed no like smashing chicken. BUT ED SMASH BAD CHICKEN!
Ed smashed him all over!
I fired waves of energy and blasted Evelyn all over.
Eddy fired his blaster.
He blasted the Were-Chicken all over!
Joey Felt: Time to use my new Keyblade!
Pauline Bell: Same here!
They used them and fired waves of fire and blasted the chicken.
I fired energy waves and blasted Evelyn. Then the antidote took effect and she was shrinking and was back to normal.
Me: Took a while didn't it?
Evelyn was cured and her eyes were back to their blue color.
Nico: You okay?
Evelyn Way Big: Yeah. I feel amazing! Thanks.
Eli: Lets finish this featherbrain!
Joey: Lets see what our shift cars can do!
Pauline: Same here.
They activated them and Joey smashed and pulverized the Were-Chicken and Pauline got an axe and slashed him.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Joey's is The Ox and Pauline's is Giant Axe Mummy.
Nico: Cool!
?: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING BLADE!
A blade of lightning hit the chicken and slashed it!
We saw Andromon come!
Me: WHOA! Andromon!
Nico: Andromon! Wow!
Andromon: (In a girls voice) That chicken had this coming.
Nico: Abby Andro! Whoa!
Abby Andro: Yep. I got this. GATTLING ATTACK!
Her chest opened and fired missiles and then they hit the chicken and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The chicken was blasted and knocked out.
Eli: Nice shot!
Nico: YEAH!
Abby reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had grey clothes and red angel wings and had a cybernetic device on her arm and she had a symbol of Andromon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt.
Abby Andro: That was awesome!
Ed: Aww! The chicken got tired!
Eddy: Well he used a lot of energy lumpy.
Abby Andro: That was awesome though.
Sunny Starscout: Yeah. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Abby Andro: When me and Nico were in tech club and he made me this awesome Swiss Army gauntlet. It's equipped with 400,000,000 functions.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: That is spiffy.
Nico: It sure is.
Nico and Abby hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Abby Andro: Same here.
Sunny Starscout: But this was so awesome and fun!
Harry Potter: (British Accent) It sure was!
Joey Felt: Sunny, ever since I met you, Harry, and Aqua, I've seen as my big siblings.
Sunny: Really? Oh Joey!
Harry: We love how you think that!
Aqua: Same here. Sora is gonna be happy.
Pauline Bell: Can I be included too?
Sunny: Come on in here.
She hugged them.
Atomic Puppet: I am happy too!
Me: Aww.
Twilight and friends hugged them too.
Me: So awesome.
Later we came back.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: Really awesome May.
Nico: Yeah!
We told them everything and it was cool.
May: WOW! That is awesome!
Argyle Starshine: Way ti go Sunny Bunny.
Sunny: Thanks Dad.
Nico: Next are Luna, Samurai Jack and Marina Reagan's missions.
Luna: Sweet! This is gonna be so fun dudes!
Me: Yep and you're going to love what your missions are for.
Nico: Yep.
Later Nico had Namine and Xion with him for something awesome. I was talking with Julie's parents to see if she is going to be all right. Just as a precautionary measure.
Lightning Rod: So, you two want your own Gene Slammed forms?
Namine: We sure do.
Xion: It's why we're in jumpsuits.
Namine's was white and Xion's was black.
Nico: I do have good choices in mind. Namine you're going to be a Groudon and Xion is going to be Deoxys.
Xion: Cool!
Connie Dennison: Just to warn you that it's going to be very painful. I speak from personal experience.
Namine: We're ready.
Xion: Yep.
Nico: Okay girls. Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Nico snapped his fingers and they doubled over in pain and it was EXCRUCIATING! Namine grew in height and her yellow hair fell out and she had lava skin form and her suit ripped and then she grew a tail and then claws, her temperature rose and then she grew more dinosaur like. She turned into GROUDON!
Xion grew limber and taller and her arms turned longer, her black hair fell out and her feet turned into points and her suit ripped and she turned into DEOXYS!
Namine: WOW!
Xion: Wow! Look at me! This is amazing!
I was talking with Julie's mom.
Me: Thank you so much for coming Mr. And Mrs. Yamamoto.
Mrs. Yamamoto: It was our pleasure J.D.
Poromon: Hi, Julie's mommy and daddy!
Mr. Yamamoto: Hello Poromon.
Me: Can we get you guys anything? Soda, tea, coffee or water?
Mr. Yamamoto: Tea is good.
Me: Okay.
I went and made them some.
Me: There you go.
Julie Yamamoto: It's great you're here mom and dad.
Riley: And it's awesome to meet you too. My name is Riley Anderson and I'm Ben's current girlfriend.
Me: Long story on that.
Mrs. Yamamoto: Pleasure to meet you Riley. So what is it you have to tell us?
Me: Well we are just worried for Julie. You remember that monster Aggregor?
Mr. Yamamoto: You mean that alien that was after those 5 aliens?
Me: The very same. Well Julie delivered the killing blow to him yesterday on our previous mission.
I told them everything.
Mr. Yamamoto: That is amazing!
Mrs. Yamamoto: Oh Julie.
Poliwag: Seriously, I don't know what you need to be worried about. I'm honestly surprised she was able to kill him at all. And considering what he caused for Ben and the others, no one's mourning his death.
Me: Poliwag please. But yes you're right. Julie did an amazing job yesterday and we're all really proud of her.
Julie Yamamoto: I had to do it mom and dad. Aggregor would have destroyed the entire universe. Also he hurt Ben, Gwen and Kevin a lot when they pursued him and it was not pretty. You think I was going to take that laying down?
Mrs. Yamamoto: No you weren't. You did a great job Julie.
Julie Yamamoto: Thank you mom.
Me: Like Ben, Julie was given a tremendous responsibility like everyone on Team Loud Phoenix Storm has and that makes her a very important part of the team and to the Plumbers too. She may not be Ben's girlfriend anymore but it's part of what she does for us and the world and the universe.
Mr. Yamamoto: (sighs) You're right. I admit I was hard on Ben before. But his relationship with you was fun while it lasted.
Julie: Thanks. But just to clarify, me and Ben didn't break up because of a phone call during a video game. We just felt like the relationship just wasn't going to work out.
Me: Well there are still plenty of other fish in the sea.
Mrs. Yamamoto: Yeah.
Riley Anderson: I felt really bad for Julie. I'm sorry it didn't work out between them.
Mrs. Yamamoto: I know. But they can still be friends.
Me: That's true.
Poromon: Now, here's a surprise!
Poromon presented a man made of beer!
Mrs. Yamamoto: Is that a?
Me: Yeah a Beer Man made of beer.
Rodney: (LAUGHS) Like mine and Andy's pancake man.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) That is too funny!
Lola: Yeah!
Poromon: What are you waiting for? Drink the beers!
Me: Poromon they said they didn't want any.
Poromon: Okay then.
Poliwag: (Does Puppy Eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Me: Poliwag that's enough.
Poliwag: Okay okay. That's twice I did that in one day.
Me: I know.
Dirge: Hey Julie, take a look outside.
She saw Namine and xion as Groudon and Deoxys!
Julie: Whoa! Is that?
Me: Wow! Nico turned Namine and Xion into Groudon and Deoxys! That is amazing!
Lola: So cool!
Poromon: Wow!
Me: So this is what Nico was going to do.
?: Boy that is awesome!
A girl came and it was a girl with yellow hair and purple eyes and purple clothes and had purple angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Plug Man on it.
Penny Plug: Penny Plug, Embodiment of Plug Man.
Julie: Penny!
Shope: Penny!
Penny Plug: Julie! Ben! Shope!
She hugged her, Shope, and Ben.
Julie Yamamoto: It's awesome to see you here.
Shope: Boy it has been a while.
Ben: Yeah it sure is.
Penny Plug: Boy it has been a while. I'm sorry it didn't work out with you two.
Julie: It's okay.
G1 Blades: How did you meet Julie and Shope?
Penny Plug: I met Julie when she and Ben were having a Tennis Match and then it was rudely interrupted by an attack from Zombozo. I helped them battle him and sent that big nosed blackhearted buffoon packing.
Me: (LAUGHS) Big Nosed Blackhearted Buffoon I like that.
Julie: That was awesome. And her lightning powers gave him a really painful lobotomy.
Me: Nice.
Penny Plug: Yep. And I met Shope when she and I were in Mr. Wertz's class and we found him trying to kill Tyler and Amy and we sent that Lunatic to the looneybin.
Me: Well he was given the Black Gates so he is dead now.
Penny Plug: Yep. I heard. Good riddance.
Me: Would you like to join us?
Penny Plug: I would be honored.
Me: Awesome.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was Specs and Trapper, and they got Alva's son. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Specs and Trapper, and they got Alva's son.
WE GASPED!
Me: Oh man, we got two more of Virgil's old enemies running loose.
Static: We've got to rescue Alva's son, and then, we're sending those two to prison for good.
Nico: You got that right, Virgil. Alright, gang, let's head down to Dakota City and throw those two snobby Brainiac criminals in prison.
Lincoln: But not before I turn them into drool monkeys by draining their brains.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than the feral animal Packing Day version of Luan, and that rampaging animal is coming after us to pummel us with snowballs. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we're not going to like in the slightest. The figures we sensed belongs to the feral animal Packing Day version of Luan, and that rampaging animal is coming after us to pummel us with snowballs.
We gasped.
Me: I knew she'd be coming next. Lincoln, can you show us what she looks like?
Lincoln: On it.
Lincoln took out his sketchbook and we saw Luan's feral animal Packing Day version, she looked like her, but with long wild unkempt brown hair, she has on a yellow coat with the sleeves torn off and yellow pants and black boots, and she was on all fours.
Luan: (SHRIEKS) That version of me is nothing but a monstrous beast! Even worse than Lynn!
MONSTROUSLY MEGA LOUD BELCH!
Me: Along with having Lynn's monstrous side when she goes psycho on Packing Day.
Helena Helios: We've dealt with Luan when her Dark Side came out along with Lynn when she went psycho on Packing Day, but it looks like we've got our work cut out for us.
Nico: But, you've dealt with far worse. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to Dakota City and rescue Alva's son and send Specs and Trapper to prison.
Lincoln: Those snobs are heading for prison for the rest of their lives, and once we get done with those snobs, you're next, you monstrous beast.
Helena Helios: We knew this day was coming, but we've been through a lot worse with Lynn on Packing Day, but either way, we're stopping you dead in your tracks.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Dakota City and rescue Alva's son and send Specs and Trapper to prison, and once we get done with those two snobs, Lincoln and Helena Helios along with me are going to destroy the feral animal Packing Day version of Luan.
Lincoln: You two snobs are done causing trouble for Alva and his son for the last time. ZORD ELEMENT STYLE: LION FOLDINGZORD!
Zuzu Boyle: ZORD MUSIC STYLE: DRAGON FOLDINGZORD!
Sara Crewe: ZORD JEWEL STYLE: TURTLE FOLDINGZORD!
Bulla: ZORD ICE STYLE: BEAR FOLDINGZORD!
Pan (Dragon Ball GT): ZORD FIRE STYLE: APE FOLDINGZORD!
Nanami Simpson: ZORD WATER STYLE: SAMURAI CLAWZORD!
Tatsumaki: ZORD WIND STYLE: BEETLEZORD!
Yuna Kamihara: ZORD WATER STYLE: SWORDFISHZORD!
Menat: ZORD SPIRIT STYLE: TIGERZORD!
Fairy Leviathan: ZORD WATER STYLE: OCTOZORD!
Toph: ZORD EARTH STYLE: BULLZORD!
R. Mika: ZORD LIGHT STYLE: LIGHTZORD!
Risky Boots: ZORD DARK STYLE: SHARKZORD!
Lincoln and the girls fired elemental energy blasts that took on the forms of the Foldingzords of the Samurai Rangers and they smashed into Specs and Trapper and exploded.
Lincoln and his harem: SAMURAI FINAL SMASH: SAMURAI SHARK GIGAZORD!
They summoned the Samurai Shark Gigazord which slashed Specs and Trapper all over.
Lincoln tied Specs and Trapper up with vines he summoned, and I poured a rainbow liquid on Alva's son and restored him to normal.
Specs: DAMN IT! Our plan to extort Alva failed! Don't think we'll be forced to live the rest of our lives in prison!
Trapper: We're smarter than all of you mindless beasts, we'll break out of your pathetic space prisons and we will destroy you all.
Lincoln: That's not going to happen.
Lincoln fired a blue energy blast that hit Specs and Trapper and he began sucking out and draining their brains dry of their intelligence and memories, and when he was all done, Specs and Trapper were nothing more than brainless drool monkeys. Then, he beamed them to The Uranus Prison where they'll stay for life.
Nico: That'll teach you asshole snobs!
Me: That's another of Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa's allies taken down.
Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: the feral animal Packing Day version of Luan. Everyone, keep your eyes peeled.
Suddenly, in Feral Monster Luan's point of view as she hides in some trees, she moved the trees aside and was watching us menacingly as she was breathing, snorting, and grunting heavily, then, she pushed the trees back. Then, back to us.
MONSTROUSLY MEGA LOUD BELCH!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lucy: She's here...
Then, we saw snowballs heading our way.
Nico: INCOMING SNOWBALLS!
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with fire that protected all of us from the barrage of snowballs that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and the fire melted the snowballs into water.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come on out now, feral animal Packing Day version of Luan, or we're going to force you out.
A figure came out on all fours growling like a dog, it was the feral animal Packing Day version of Luan.
Zayto: That's the feral animal Packing Day version of Luan?!
Me: Yeah, and she's even worse than Lynn on Packing Day.
Feral Animal Packing Day Luan: (ROARS)
Luan's feral animal Packing Day self charged at Lincoln, but he punched her hard and she flew right into a wall, she got back up, but she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla: SHE WAS PISSED!
Helena Helios: Oh, roar yourself, you four-legged monstrosity!
Suddenly, Helena Helios' orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, orange light, paints, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive gold greatsword, and as she approached Luan's feral animal Packing Day self, she left orange energy, stars, fire, flames, orange light, paints, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Helena Helios: I shouldn't be surprised that you would show up, but I always knew you'd be coming because of the loud belches that Lynn lets out when she goes psycho on Packing Day, but we've known you were coming and we're ready to take you and your feral team down!
Suddenly, Helena Helios was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, orange light, and paints surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and Weather Painter Sun flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Luan's feral animal Packing Day self: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: This is going to be one wild fight.
Then, as the vortex faded, Helena Helios emerged, but she was changed forever.
Helena Helios grew from 7'0" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large orange planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, orange light, paints, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Weather Painter Sun emblazoned on her forehead with orange iris, she has on angel earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sun, Fire, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she also has Weather Painter Sun with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sun, Fire, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her green angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Helena Helios has on a sleeveless orange blouse, sleeveless orange crop top, orange skirt, fingerless gloves, orange pants, orange heeled sneakers with orange legwarmers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, orange light, paints, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Weather Painter Sun and surrounded by stars, paints, fire, flames, and orange light, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Helena Helios felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Helena Helios has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Helena Helios' massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, orange light, paints, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Helena Helios' Cosmic Eternal Orange Color Light Firestorm Weather Painter Sun Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Orange Color Light Firestorm Weather Painter Sun Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Weather Painter Sun and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold angel heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold angel heads is a large gold angel head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Helena Helios has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Weather Painter Sun's head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with suns and flames in between the kanji below Weather Painter Sun that said, "Helena Helios, Gene-Slammer of Weather Painter Sun, Daughter of Helios, Loving Cousin of Timmy Turner, Talented Artist, Friend of Althea Iridiana, Nephele Zephyrine, Rayne Dodola, Morana Marzanna, Aurora Leocadia, and Levina Zeus, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Timmy Turner's Enemies, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Killjoy Huggins, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Orange Light of the Visible Spectrum, Suns, Fire, Flames, Phoenixes, Angels, and Weather Painter Sun"
ヘレナ・ヘリオス、天気画家サンのジーン・スラマー、ヘリオスの娘、ティミー・ターナーの愛するいとこ、才能ある芸術家、アルテア・イリディアナの友人、ネフェル・ゼフィリン、レイン・ドドラ、モラナ・マルザンナ、オーロラ・レオカディア、そして強力な善の力であるレヴィナ・ゼウス、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ティミー・ターナーの敵の軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリの軽蔑者、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、ダーク・ルアン、そしてキルジョイ・ハギンス、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素の達人、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして可視スペクトルのオレンジ色の光、太陽、火、炎のマスター、火の鳥と天使と天気画家の太陽
Helena Helios has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-WEATHER PAINTER SUN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ORANGE COLOR LIGHT SPECTRUM FLAMING SUN FIRESTORM WEATHER PAINTER SUN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ORANGE COLOR LIGHT SPECTRUM FLAMING SUN FIRESTORM WEATHER PAINTER SUN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ORANGE COLOR LIGHT SPECTRUM FLAMING SUN FIRESTORM WEATHER PAINTER SUN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Helena Helios' Super Angel-Weather Painter Aurora-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Luan's feral animal Packing Day self saw it, she roared in rage and fired more snowballs at her to kill her, but Helena Helios fired a massive barrage of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, orange light, paints, phoenixes, and angels which hit Luan's feral animal Packing Day self and sent her flying into another wall, she got back up, and she beat her chest like a gorilla: NOW, SHE WAS MEGA PISSED!
Timmy: Whoa, awesome! Helena's transformed!
Me: Way cool!
Lincoln: And that's not just for show, now she's about to turn Luan's feral animal Packing Day self into a human pretzel!
Helena Helios: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Orange Color Orange Light Spectrum Flaming Sun Firestorm Weather Painter Sun Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Orange Color Orange Light Spectrum Flaming Sun Firestorm Weather Painter Sun Phoenix God Angel Love) I'm gonna clobber her butt into the ground! Let's get her, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Aurora Leocadia.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've picked the wrong Earth to mess with on your rampage, you rampaging she-beast!
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, we're about to do to you what I did to Lynn when she went psycho on Packing Day!
Lincoln, Helena Helios, and I went after Luan's feral animal Packing Day self, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Luan's feral animal Packing Day self, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at her as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Helena Helios also did the same by firing orange energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Helena Helios, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Luan's feral animal Packing Day self even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Suddenly, Luan turned the tip of one of my eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails into Cell's stinger that opened up into a large sucker and she plunged it onto her feral animal Packing Day self's head and she was unable to fight back. Then, she sucked her into her body and absorbed her as the stinger changed back.
Suddenly, we felt Luan's power and energy rising astronomically, and then...!
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LUAN WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT, AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE FOX, RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE FOX, RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LUAN GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Luan was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lights, and lights surrounding the vortex, there are light animals, fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix!
Luna: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Eli: WHOA!
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Luan's massive Luan Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sulis Eternal Light Celestial Solarstorm Comedy Rainbow Light Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sulis Eternal Light Celestial Solarstorm Comedy Rainbow Light Phoenix God Angel Justice, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lights, and lights surrounding the vortex, there are light animals, fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LUAN! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LUAN EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Luan grew from 8'0" to 8'3" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large yellow planets orbiting around her legs, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair tied in a ponytail and her brown hair has rainbow streaks and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, rainbow fire, rainbow lights, light, fairies, light animals, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she has a rainbow fairy, rainbow fox, rainbow phoenix, rainbow angel, and rainbow fairy holding the Light Kanji in their hands and The Sun above her head emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye and rainbow iris, she has on fairy earrings with yellow gems for eyes and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with yellow gems on the Sun-shaped gold links and yellow crystal links and a yellow fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a fairy with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanji in her hands for the pendant and she has a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless white blouse with yellow phoenix on it and squirting flower, white skirt with light animals on it, black pants with rainbow lights on the legs, white leather ankle-length boots with suns for the buckles, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rainbow lights, lights, light animals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are light animals surrounding The Sun and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes, light animals, and angels surrounding a yellow gem with neon glowing yellow lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Luan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light brown angel wings with aurora and yellow tips on the large light brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and then, medium-sized light brown angel wings with aurora and yellow tips on the large light brown feathers grew and sprouted out underneath her massive light brown angel wings with aurora and yellow tips on the large light brown feathers and her eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings grew larger and longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and her Yellow Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, her cutie mark's on her right shoulder, and she has on yellow fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Luan's massive Luan Loud's Luan Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sulis Eternal Light Celestial Solarstorm Comedy Rainbow Light Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sulis Eternal Light Celestial Solarstorm Comedy Rainbow Light Phoenix God Angel Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, light, rainbow fire, light animals, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Luan Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sulis True Immortal Eternal Light Celestial Solarstorm Comedy Rainbow Light Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Sulis True Immortal Eternal Light Celestial Solarstorm Comedy Rainbow Light Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow and rainbow gems and The Celtic Goddess of Light, Sulis, and etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large white fox heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold fox heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in their mouths and on the bottom of the fox heads is an angel head with yellow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her brand new gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold fox head and rainbow gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji with suns and stars in between the kanji below the light animals surrounding The Sun that said, "Luan Loud, Fourth Born and Fourth Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Fourth Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Eddy, Loving Mother of Lensay Loud, Descendant of 17th Century Jester Luan of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Vypra, Destroyer of Dark Luan, Morag McLaughlin, Lee Kanker, Dark Kevin, Rothbart, Clavius, and Kyūbi, Amazing Member and Talented Prankster of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Emissary and Champion of Sulis, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Light and Laughter"
ルアン・ラウド、ラウド家の4番目に生まれ、四番目の長男、多くの兄弟の愛情深い妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛情深い四番目の長女、エディの愛情深いガールフレンド、レンゼイ・ラウドの愛情深い母、十七世紀の道化師ルアン・オブ・ロッホの子孫スコットランドのラウド、ヴィプラの大敵、ダーク・ルアンの破壊者、モラグ・マクラフリン、リー・カンカー、ダーク・ケビン、ロットバート、クラヴィウス、キュウビ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバーで才能あるいたずらっ子、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガン州の救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、驚くべき、そして数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の強力な生徒、木ノ葉隠れの里の忍、チームラウドフェニックスストームの多くの支部チームのメンバー、スリスの使者でありチャンピオン、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、素晴らしいそして、素晴らしくて強力な教師の強力な生徒、騒々しい家と騒々しい家族の擁護者、そして光と笑いの達人
Luan Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-LIGHT ANIMAL-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SULIS CELESTIAL COMEDIC SOLARSTORM STAR COMEDY FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SULIS CELESTIAL COMEDIC SOLARSTORM STAR COMEDY FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SULIS CELESTIAL COMEDIC SOLARSTORM STAR COMEDY FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Luan's Super Angel-Fairy-Light Animal-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Eddy saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face.
Luan: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Sulis Celestial Comedic Solar Storm Star Comedy Fairy Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Almighty Sulis Celestial Comedic Solar Storm Star Comedy Fairy Phoenix God Angel Love) (GASPS) Whoa, now I've ascended, that's awesome!
Everyone cheered wildly for what Helena Helios, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Helena Helios' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange planets orbiting around her legs, and massive orange angel wings are permanent, and Luan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve yellow planets orbiting around her legs, and massive light brown angel wings are permanent.
Helena Helios: That's it for that animal. Thanks for helping me take down Luan's feral animal Packing Day self, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Helena.
Me: My pleasure, Helena.
Suddenly, Helena Helios wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Helena Helios' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and Weather Painter Sun flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and orange lights behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Helena Helios sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and orange lights and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Helena Helios and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught feral animal Packing Day version of Leni a lesson she'd never forget.
Luan: And Leni absorbed her and transformed and ascended just like Lincoln and J.D.
Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who's the next Shadow Dragon Avatar and Daughter of The Celtic Gods and Goddesses we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Sabrina Morrigan: I've got just the person: Trista Taranis, Avatar of Rage Shenron and Daughter of Taranis, Celtic God of Thunder, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Ireland and an extremely powerful Angel of Lightning with extremely incredible and massively powerful powers over the forces of lightning, and summoning creatures of lightning, along with powerful black magic arts and dark magic arts, along with being born with purple angel wings, and just like Rachel Rage Shenron, Trista Taranis has all the powers and abilities of Rage Shenron. But, Lincoln's the only person who knows this: that she's The Avatar of Rage Shenron and Daughter of Taranis, Celtic God of Thunder, and she really trained him hard in everything that she knows in using the powers of lightning ever since he'd gotten his powers from Hinon and he also defeated Rage Shenron. She's a lover of the storms and she and Lincoln enjoyed going out whenever a lightning storm arrives. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and an awesome neon blue lightning greatsword with seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls embedded in it, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. Trista Taranis hates Scoots with a blazing passion because of what she's done and she even clobbered and electrocuted her after she found her trying to run Lincoln over again, and she swore that if she ever saw that heckling stupid old goat, she would electrocute her so hard, her heart will be stopped forever.
Me: That's so awesome, and Ms. Rita got her powers from Taranis along with getting elastic powers from Lisa's experiment years ago.
Rita: I still remember that.
Nico: Wow, so, if anyone dares to threaten her.
Lincoln: She'll electrocute them so hard, their hearts will stop forever.
Selina Morrigan: We still remembered what Trista did to a group of thugs back in Ireland.
Sabrina Morrigan: She electrocuted them and many of them died as a result.
Suddenly, the special alarm on our wrist computers on our left Bracers rang, and it showed that Sebastian's curse on Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd has gone up as the Roman Numeral eight has lit up.
Me: And another day down means the curse has risen even more.
Lincoln: I can guess they're suffering extreme pain.
We found out Lincoln was right: Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd were screaming in pain, and they can't do anything about it.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Levina Zeus, Gene-Slammer of Weather Painter Zeus, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the extremely feral animal Packing Day version of Lynn, and she's the most extremely feral and violent of the feral animal Packing Day version of Team Loud Phoenix Storm
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to The Nevada Desert, but we got bad news: a clone of Galactus was sighted, so we're going to take him down and Lincoln's going to absorb him. And we're going to meet Trista Taranis, Avatar of Rage Shenron and Daughter of Taranis, Celtic God of Thunder, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Ireland and an extremely powerful Angel of Lightning with extremely incredible and massively powerful powers over the forces of lightning, and summoning creatures of lightning, along with powerful black magic arts and dark magic arts, along with being born with purple angel wings, and just like Rachel Rage Shenron, Trista Taranis has all the powers and abilities of Rage Shenron. But, Lincoln's the only person who knows this: that she's The Avatar of Rage Shenron and Daughter of Taranis, Celtic God of Thunder, and she really trained him hard in everything that she knows in using the powers of lightning ever since he'd gotten his powers from Hinon and he also defeated Rage Shenron. She's a lover of the storms and she and Lincoln enjoyed going out whenever a lightning storm arrives. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and an awesome neon blue lightning greatsword with seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls embedded in it, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. Trista Taranis hates Scoots with a blazing passion because of what she's done and she even clobbered and electrocuted her after she found her trying to run Lincoln over again, and she swore that if she ever saw that heckling stupid old goat, she would electrocute her so hard, her heart will be stopped forever.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Thrashers of Specs and Trapper, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on those genius snobs.