CyberTech Worlds Clash
Chapter XL
Ass-ass-sassin
"Please, HELP! Someone!" She was about fifteen and wearing some ripped jeans and a tee-shirt. She had only wanted to take a short cut home from school and didn't expect to take a wrong turn. She wasn't even sure whether she was in New York or Gotham, and there was no MPF or police or heroes or anything to rescue her for her silly error in judgement – where was that Bat-guy she heard about?
"This one looks like she'll learn to satisfy, if she knows what's good for her!" It was one of around twenty something men. They carried weapons from chains to guns, and they looked revolting, oversized and doing whatever they wanted.
"Oh, Big boy; you can't see my kissy-face, but it is EPIC!" The men paused in their approach towards the girl as they didn't know where the man came from. He was lean, and tall, and wearing leather from head to toe firm to his body with a little end like off the tip of a condom on his head. He was mostly covered in red except a few pieces of black down each side and elongated diamonds over the white shields of his eyes. However, it was the black pistols on each of his thighs and the twin ninjato strapped across his back that gave them the most pause.
"Come on now…" the new man said with a disappointed sigh as he held the terrified girl around her shoulders. "I heard you wanted satisfaction, and I know what is good for me… so I can give you that satisfaction!" he said as he turned to you and gave you a thumbs up with his free hand. "You know what I mean, right?" he asked you knowingly while the men and girl turned to look and saw no one there before turning back to him, confused.
"Do you know who you're messing with!?" Their spokes thug chortled out smugly as he drew his handgun. "We're Two-Faces men!" he laughed as he fired and seemed to hit the man in red in the stomach, however, he only jerked slightly.
"Oh, I like them. They're feisty!" he replied while leaning down to the shocked girl. "Red…hides the blood," he said as he drew his left pistol and returned fire, blowing the mans brains out he flew back and crashed down to the ground with blood soaking his face. "No one gave him that memo. Now, an adorable young lady like you should get on home, do your homework, and don't do drugs… except some pot… pots legal, right?" he asked but the girl had already fled as she took the opportunity he gave her, and he returned his attention back to the thugs. "Pot is legal, right?"
"No." One of the men replied dumbly.
"Ah well; this is the part where you turn on some super-music, and I get to business!" the man in red turned to you and even behind his mask it was obvious he was grinning your way. "Deadpool has come to Gotham City, and he was looking for one Harvey Dent!" he said turning back to the men. "Didn't you sexy bitches tell me you're his minions?" he asked. "Now, we can do this the easy way, or-."
Deadpool moved to his right avoiding the gunshot fired at him and his return bullet got the pink haired thug in the balls, causing him to drop as blood poured down his legs. "… they always choose the fun way! I'm never giving anyone that choice again!" he said as he jumped up and around, his right foot crashing into one man's face, shattering his jaw and putting him down a moment later as he drew his right sword and sliced off the mans head with blood and bits flying.
"Wow; lost his head he was having so much fun," Deadpool suggested as he continued on gutting another man. "This one busted a gut he was laughing a little too hard!" he said while the man tried unsuccessfully to hold his insides in before he collapsed.
"KILL HIM!" Their spokes thug squealed in anger and panic.
Deadpool dodged back as a man swung a metal baseball bat at him, "got your nose," Deadpool said as he swiped his sword and it sliced off the bat wielders nose, and he screamed as he dropped his bat and grabbed at his face in horror only to receive a kick to the balls for his added troubles and doubled over crying as blood pooled around him.
"Bastard!" the voice came from behind as a gun pushed up against Deadpool's head, and the trigger was pulled and blood splattered as Deadpool flew to the side and crashed to the ground, unmoving. "That will teach you!"
"But I still never learn!" Deadpool said as he raised his left arm and squeezed his trigger, shooting the man in the eye before climbing up to his feet like a rag doll before they all watched and he squirmed a gloved finger into the hole in his head and worked out the bullet, and when he repaid them his attention one of them was throwing up their lunch. "Hey, what got into him… did I zone out and force my cock down a minions throat again? I got to stop doing that shit, it can't be healthy for me!" he chuckled as he turned to you while casually tossing the bullet away. "You know what I'm talking about, right?" he asked you, but no one ever knew what he was talking about.
"S-shit! He's a monster!" one of the minions cried out as he took a few steps back.
"Now, you be a good honeypot and tell me where to find your boss-man and I'll probably let you all on your merry way!" Deadpool sung simply.
"He's – he's down at Gotham Harbour!" another of the minions said shakily. "He has a warehouse – you'll find it hard to miss."
"Now; that wasn't so hard was it?" Deadpool asked as he shot the man in the face and he flew back dead.
"You said-!"
"I'll 'probably' let you on your merry way," he replied with a shrug. "Then I remembered you were going to gang rape a fifteen-year-old school girl and figured that was probably reason enough to continue our fun, right?" he asked as he rushed forward when out of nowhere some white sticky stuff caught him, flung him around and stuck him to a side wall of a building.
"Hey, who shot me with all this sticky cum?! At least buy me a drink first!" Deadpool asked as he looked over the webbing with narrowed eye shields, however, he had gotten his sword in good position and sliced his way free, and as soon as his feet touched the ground he dodged to his left and then right as an acrobatic kid in a charcoal and black coloured spider suit with some kind of webbing wings between wrists and waist tried to get him with a punch or kick.
Deadpool drew his second sword as he realised, he lost his guns as the web-head must have managed to target them while he was distracted.
"Err, Mr. Deadpool, maybe we could work something out?" Spider-Man suggested hopefully as he used his acrobatic talents to dodge swipe after swipe. "The Batman doesn't appreciate vigilante mercs on his turf."
"The Bat-who?" he asked as he stopped swinging his swords and looked around to see all of the men he was having fun with taken out and tied up and standing behind them was a Batman wearing cowl and cape with a small girl next to him completely encased in her bat suit more similar to Spider-Man. "So… the Spider-Man hangs out with this Batman guy, and his baby girl… hello there darling, don't worry," he said with an eye shield wiggle while looking to the Batman. "Kids love me," he said while the Batgirl looked furious but even Batman took a step back as Deadpool rose his mask to reveal his hideously scared face and bald head with a shit eating grin on his lips before he pulled it back down.
"See," he continued. "Bat-Baby loves me already!"
Batman had to grab Batgirls wrist as she went to attack Deadpool. "When fighting a man who can not die, and has nothing to live for, you have to fight smart," the Batman said to her.
"I'll have you know; I have a lot to live for, Bats-Man," Deadpool replied sing song. "I have a seriously huuuuuuuge back log of porn to watch with some five-knuckle shuffling."
"Huh?" Batgirl muttered looking to Batman while he wasn't trying to hide the fact, he was ignoring her, so she looked to Spider-Man and he quickly looked away and looked close to whistling inconspicuously.
"You're coming with us, and enough with the stupid jokes!" Batman said and added quickly. "I'll have a cell ready for you at Arkham Asylum, and a crisp blue jumpsuit."
"I think I'm technically an Inhuman," he said to their surprise. "I think – or maybe I am a meta-human, but that doesn't matter why don't Inhumans get different colours-?"
"Inhumans and meta-humans are kind of indistinguishable," Spider-man interrupted sheepishly. "They get their powers through some kind of-."
"Enough," Batman interrupted. "You either come in the easy way, or-."
"Oh, I pick the fun way!" Deadpool eagerly interrupted. "Always the fun way!" he added as he charged in and took the Batman head on. "Let's see who has the greatest Plot-Armour – you or me, Mr. Batman!" Deadpool laughed as his first blade was blocked by a Batarang and the second with the spines of Batman's right gauntlet as Deadpool turned to you with one raised eye-shield. "This will end with a scene change; they always do that. It's like Plot-Armour one-oh-one – this is a no-go zone."
Meanwhile,
"I told you so!"
In London on the Earth now being codenamed Peak Earth, (because of the space station), whereas the Justice Leagues Earth was being called Tower Earth, and the third was being referred to as New Earth because of how new and fresh everything about what they knew of it so far was – well apart from the machines, Amanda was laughing back in her lounge as she lay back on her couch.
Amanda was dressed in some shorts and a tee shirt as she had recently had a wonderful bath with her beloved Ginny after they spent a few hours flying over Channel Valley and testing the restraints of the machines, and most of them surprisingly were kind of tolerance until you got too close, but now she had a large screen hovering above her where her new little sister, Lyra sat at her lap-top at her desk while looking just as amused.
"I know, right," Lyra said while shaking her head. "I heard from Batgirl that Spider-Man had to stop them fighting so they could at least put a stop to Two-Face first. Deadpool promised to try not killing all of the minions, but I heard a few ended up that way, but he snuck off before Batman could do or say anything about locking him up again."
"Yeah, I heard Deadpool is a bit of an arsehole!" Amanda said with an eye roll. "Seraph said he doesn't tend to kill innocent people but doesn't think about collateral damage while he's blowing things up and shooting up the bad guys, but he did save an innocent girl before he started killing them."
Lyra nodded with a sigh and deep blush. "Worst thing was when Batgirl asked what five knuckle shuffling meant. Apparently, Deadpool has an extremely dirty mouth, and Batgirl lives in a bubble. On the plus side, Seraph was kind enough to give her 'the TALK', so Zatanna and I were spared from that."
Amanda giggled. "Poor girl. I bet that Bat-guy was relieved he got out of that."
"Yeah, I'm glad I didn't have to talk to her about things like that too," Lyra said with bright red cheeks. "Batgirl is like thirteen years old; she is much too old to not know about the birds and the bees," she said pausing for a moment. "And… you know, the bees and the bees, and birds and the birds and-."
Amanda laughed while rolling her eyes. "Yea… I'm sure birds and the bees is the correct way to put that. I think it's more of a – this is how babies are made sort of thing, you adorable little sister, you."
"Actually, technically that wasn't how I was born!" Seraph interrupted as her hologram appeared in her wind spirit cosplay and leant down on Amy before sliding into place to squish in with her and look up at Lyra. "You see, when a super genius programmer who also knows his way around hardware loves what he does so much-."
"Seraph, please," Amanda reprimanded. "Your jokes are not that funny," she said, but her point wasn't made very well since Lyra was giggling.
"I think they are!" Ginny interrupted as she came out of a side room in her pink pyjamas and slid onto the couch with her girlfriend and Seraph, looking up at Lyra. "Good evening, Lyra, looking adorable as always, so have you heard from Gwen yet?"
Lyra shook her head sadly. "No, but I wouldn't put it passed them to be stopping my mail to her, or hers to mine," she replied while pouting. "But I managed to try something new – I saved this House-Elf a while back and he came when I called him, so I sent another letter yesterday with him. I had to give him and his little girlfriend a job working for my family though, sorry, Amanda."
"Oh, them," Amanda said sheepishly. "My versions work for Hogwarts now, and they even have a mini version of themselves."
Lyra and Amanda shivered together at the thought before they all burst out laughing. "So how has training been going, Lyra?" Amanda asked before turning to Seraph and putting two fingers to her lips. "I know you can't help it Darling, but I want to hear it from Lyra's own chops."
Seraph stuck her tongue out but leaned back and kept quiet while Lyra giggled a little before she regained all of their attention and rolled her eyes. "Well, my magical training seems to be going well, but Wonder Girl keeps beating me up in hand to hand. Though, I can sometimes get in some good hits when magic is on the table. Though, I think Superboy slacks off with my training, Megan joins us a lot, and we do have fun, and I think I like fighting Wonder Girl, but, check it-."
They leaned in as she pulled out her phone and showed them a picture. "Wow, no wonder you're getting your butt kicked," Ginny said with a shake of her head as she looked over the picture of Wonder Girl as she hadn't met her before whereas Amanda had talked to her once the week before when the comm. between worlds stabilised. "That girl has some muscle, and I bet the reason why you haven't shown a picture with the two of you together is because she is a lot taller than you, isn't she?" she asked laughingly.
"Everyone is taller than me," she said while pouting cutely as her family – she had a family – laughed and teased her. "Anyway, Harry said he'll have a super-magical suit and a new focus ready for me soon that utilises the base elements of magic, so that will help big in controlling my magic, and hopefully help me win against Wonder Girl at least once, maybe just a lucky fluke because she's too busy marvelling at how awesome my new suit is?"
Lyra startled a moment later as something beeped behind her and she turned towards her bedroom door while her family was laughing and looked like they doubted she would get what she hoped for.
"Hang on, someone's at my door," she said as she got up showing off her blue PJ's and pressed the button next to her door where a certain brunette magician stood with cool blue eyes glaring at her.
Zatanna sighed. "You haven't even showered yet and Raven will be here in forty minutes!" she complained. "Did you forget that she's coming over to help with some of your magical training, didn't you? She doesn't like being made to wait. I reminded you before you went to bed."
"Sorry," she said sheepishly as she turned to her computer and rushed over. "I have to go, I'll call you later, okay, love you, bye!"
"Love you too," the three girls said together while giggling and waving as Lyra hung up the call and closed her lap top lid.
Lyra turned to find her door closed and Zatanna missing before she heard her shower running and Zatanna exited the bathroom. "Now get that cute little ass of yours in the shower, and be quick, I'll sort out some clothes for you, and wait around to help with your hair and everything, and with luck you'll be finished on time or Raven could be running late, but unfortunately Raven is a much better time keeper than either of us."
Pouting, Lyra allowed herself to be shoved into her bathroom with the door closing behind her. Sighing, Lyra stripped out of her jammies and placed them into her hamper before climbing into the shower, and letting the warm water cascade over her smooth skin, and wash into the bruises she received from training on her muscles as believe it or not but during the past few weeks, she had improved her overall fitness, and she did enjoy a nice jog in the morning when Wonder Girl turned up, which was most mornings, but today was different as she had plans with Raven and Zatanna that morning, which was why she set her alarm and woke up early and figured she would call her sister, and got distracted and forgot to get ready earlier for her day out for some magical flight training with Raven.
Lyra smiled as she looked to the bathroom door before pulling the splash curtain closed to stop the stray splashing out of the tub. She at least had a great friend like Zatanna to help make sure she was ready for things like this even though Zatanna wasn't the best in the mornings either. But Lyra didn't mind, she was sure Raven wouldn't complain too hard as their friend secretly enjoyed hanging out with them too.
To Be Continued…
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