"I'm so sorry!" Pyra spoke with her fiery farts causing the bar to go up in flames since she felt her stomach growl which of course meant that she had a lot of pent up gas to be released. "I can't control my bowels!"
"Yes I can tell." Greg the grim reaper grumbled for he was somehow managing to sit in his place drinking despite the fire spreading all around him killing off the other screaming squirrels within the pub. "Why is it that this place attracts so much bloody bodily functions?"
"Because this is the place where you don't want to have a bad fur day." Conker answered with him drinking his sorrows away since he ignored the fact that his big bushy squirrel tail caught on fire as a result of being near the stinky Smasher girl. "It's not much but that's life."