Disclaimer: Routine and yet I like it. I own nothing in the Naruto World, the characters, the setting or the animals. It's ok though cause having them in my dreams is far more then I can ask for. :D
AN: Short yet sweet. Enjoy!
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Consequences of Kiba's Idea of 'Fun'
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"KIBA, YOU JERK!"
"Didn't I say NOTHING incriminating?"
"It's not incriminating"
"I've got no part in this"
"Sasuke Get your Bony Ass back here! You are in much of this as we are"
Sighs
"What the HELL were you thinking Kiba?"
"That it be funny" asked as a question and not a statement
"Funny, FUNNY?! We're gonna get skinned alive and it's your entire fault!"
"Well, how the fuck was I supposed to know you weren't supposed to do that" Lame
"Did you read the FUCKING Instructions?"
"No" meekly said
"Now you know and we're gonna die because you didn't read the instructions"
Sighs
"Sasuke, you're not Helping!"
"I wasn't helping then, so I'm not helping now"
"UGH!"
"You guys chill, alright. As long as we feign indifferent then we won't be suspected"
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No but it sounds cool so I'm sticking with it"
"UGH!"
"Naruto, you're not helping either"
"Who cares, we're gonna die anyways"
"No we're not; if we explain then we'll probably lose a limb or something"
"We're guys, Kiba. Losing a limb could also means losing our, you know" wildly gesturing
All the guys pale at that thought.
"Ok guys, don't freak out"
Silence
"What the Fuck are we going to do, they gonna kill us and dance on our graves"
"Don't exaggerate Naruto"
"Well they will, once they get their hands on us"
"I have an idea"
"Well it better be good because I see them coming this way and they look like raging band of burned up rhinos"
A group of singed looking girls came running to the spot where the boys and Roxanne are standing and arguing. All of the girls looked worse for wear from the frazzled singed hair to the various spots of black soot where you know a firecracker hit. Yes, firecrackers and other minor explosive things.
As the girls look ready to kill, I'll explain the situation while the group quietly prayed for a quick death or an unconscious beating.
Before Kiba first met up with Naruto, Roxanne and Sasuke, he had come upon large bag of firecrackers and other would be items of the explosive kind. And Kiba being Kiba had a tremendous idea when he thought back on seeing a group of girls hanging out at a nearby park that he passed by before this discovery. This prank that sparked in his mind needed more individuals to complete that task and so by some miracle, he saw these three hanging out and his decision was made. When the other 3 agreed, Kiba failed to fully explain the prank, just that he wanted to spook the girls a little and what Kiba also failed to realize is that some of the firecrackers are not entirely just firecrackers but fireworks in the mix. When in the mist of lighting more of these and tossing them to the area where the girls are, they didn't know they were also tossing fireworks and when some crackles became a booms; they hightailed outta there. As Sasuke mentioned, he had no helping in it as he was against pranking the girls but was there 'supervising', as he put it, so nothing could go wrong. But something did and so here they are: facing a group of killing intent girls with fire in their eyes and soot on their faces.
"Ladies, we can explained" Naruto yelled in desperation.
"Whose Idea was it Naruto?" Sakura being the head of this group and also one of the ones who got singed the worst yelled.
"Um"
"Um"
"It was Sasuke's idea" Roxanne pointed at Sasuke who snapped his head at the mention of his name.
Silence reined the area as the girls all looked at Sasuke in shocked and Sasuke looks like a deer caught in a headlight.
"Is that true Sasuke?" Sakura asked quietly as the rest of the girls looked on in shock.
"…" Sasuke's eyes cast to the group beside him to see all of them silently pleading he says yes.
Dropping his head down, he answered with a "Yeah, it is"
"Oh" Murmurs from the girls
"Um"
"Well, that's ok Sasuke, thanks for explaining. You're forgiven" and all the girls came closer with their arms out in what is assume to be a hug but Sasuke could be seen about to bolt from the sight of the soot covered girl. We can't have that and so Roxanne shoved him towards the girls as they squealed in delight at having to hold Sasuke. Sasuke however was anything but pleased as he glared at the guys and Roxanne with daggers. Kiba, Naruto and Roxanne all gave high five to each other behind their back and smiled at the sight.
"We're gonna pay for that, aren't we?" Naruto whispered to Roxanne as they watched Sasuke being passed from girl to girl, still glaring at them.
"Yeah" with laughter in her voice
After the hugging ended and the girls bid goodbye to Sasuke with blushes on their cheeks, they left. Sasuke, who had to endure that torture, looked ruffled up and with blotches of soot on his face from the pecks of forgiveness, wanted nothing more to do then go home and take a very hot shower to get rid of that experience. BUT one thing needed to be done and so snapped towards the sheepish looking group behind him. Before anyone could blink, Sasuke punched Kiba's lights out and he flew far only to land a few feet from the rest of them. Sitting up and rubbing his cheek, Kiba looked at Sasuke.
"Yeah, I deserve that" Sasuke grunted in agreement and then turned to the remaining 2 standing.
"Take it easy, Sasuke, take it easy" With his hands up, Naruto tries to calm down the menacing Uchiha and it worked, for like second.
"She shoved me on purpose" Sasuke yelled and pointed at a smiling Roxanne.
"Well, yeah" like duh.
"Why?"
"Because I had an idea"
"That was your idea" Roxanne nodded. "What the heck kinda idea is that?"
"The kind where we weren't skinned alive because we all know that none of those girls will never yell at you or bash in your face. Think of it as you being an ace in the hole from them girls"
"Come on Sasuke, it was either that or the rest of us getting beaten up" and with that thought in mind, Sasuke stopped to think. Naruto helped Kiba up and they all waited.
"You really think they would have done that and not hurt me" Everyone, except Kiba, scoffed in response, even me, the narrator.
"Yeah, they'll probably say something like how you were an innocent bystander" True-ish
"I was a bystander" Really?
"Supervisor" Point
"What?"
"You were a supervisor; you said that you would supervise us so nothing would go wrong" Yep
A moment pause "Oh"
"So now what" Naruto
"Now that the disaster has been averted we find the cooler, get some ice for that lump on Kiba's face and chill, or in some cases: calm the fuck down. I'm looking at you Sasuke" who grunted, turned and crossed his arms over his chest in a Uchiha kinda way of huffing.
"Great, let's go" Naruto the optimist, slung an arm around Kiba's shoulders a lead him away as Roxanne followed with Sasuke sulking at the rear.
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Unbeknownst to Kiba, with a cloth filled with ice on his lump, Naruto and Roxanne were sipping on beers as Sasuke shared a soda pop with Kiba. No one talked and that was fine with them as they enjoyed the warmth of the sun and the nice cool breeze whiffing by. Roxanne and Sasuke leaning against the tree with Naruto and Kiba's heads on their lap and all had their eyes close, no worries in the world.
Until the loudest grumble sounded from all 4 stomachs
O_O
Naruto burst out laughing, followed by Roxanne and Kiba. Sasuke watched in amusement with a blush to his cheeks.
"So, who's hungry?" He just had to say it, really, cause the sight of all 3 rolling around on the grass and holding their stomach as it ached from laughing too much is just so….. normal. Sasuke never thought he'd feel normal again, not since the life from before and yet here he is with actual friends, laughing and in such a good mood that when he stood up, he helped all 3 to their feet.
"Where you guys wanna go, my treat" Naruto's hand shot up in the air "And no ramen" Naruto deflated "Besides you had a weeks' worth at lunch so I don't think it's healthy to fill your stomach with more" Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly when Kiba's wide round eyes stared at him in shock.
"What, I haven't had any for so long" Naruto tried to explained but Kiba kept staring.
"Exactly. We have been making sure you have a lot more variety in your daily meals and it's good. BUT if you suddenly have nothing but ramen all day, you'll end up with the worst stomach ache ever. Your body is not used to it no more, Naruto, I made sure" Roxanne said proudly but when she saw Kiba just staring, she pointed out something.
"Kiba, you're drooling" and that snapped him out of it by wiping the nonexistent drool from the side of his mouth.
"Anyways, back to the topic at hand, what are we having" and with that in the air, the four walk back to town, arguing on what to fill their stomachs with.
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