When I woke up to the sound of the potato alarm clock, it finally confirmed that I was, indeed, stuck in this world, meaning that I had to get to the end... and see if I could not only get the best possible outcome, but also win the game and further beyond. And I also got a message from Sawyer when it was 7:05, after I'd gotten dressed into as good a disguise as I could, where I placed a Psionic hat on my head, wore shades, and put on one of grandma's outfits instead of my own, just because I still wanted to be a girl. And so I could fool the bullies again.
"Breaker breaker, this is Miss Gazette, you read me Agent Coop?" Sawyer asked into the walkie talkie, me then answering with another name.
"I'd like to change my codename to Brain Freeze, if I could?" I asked, Sawyer chuckling on the other end.
"Understood, Agent Brain Freeze. I wanted to warn you that the unholy trinity are at the school entrance and are planning a revenge prank at you that's very dangerous... I overheard them speaking about sticking a pole up your ass and sticking it through your mouth, cooking you like a spitroast, and then feeding you to Chet's dog," she said, me gawking at that.
"So they're into vore and cooking fetishes, got it," I said, her laughing at that.
"God, you're way more savage than they are! I just wanted to make sure you were warned. They're blocking the bus stop for the field trip, which the bus will arrive at 7:30. All three weren't invited to the field trip and banned from it, so they want to beat the ban into you as well... don't die, please?" Sawyer asked, me smiling at her.
"I'll try my hardest, Miss Gazette... but, if all goes as planned and the world gets saved... can I ask for you to be my prom date?" I asked, her speaking after.
"Well, while I would prefer not to be involved in that party, if we do have a happy end by the end, I'll be willing to be the peanut to your butter," she smirked.
"And I'd be the jelly for your donut," I smirked.
"Wow, double entendre, too? How old were you again when you were sent here?"
"23... so is this freshman year or senior year?" I asked her.
"We're in Junior year together, don't repeat that out loud to any officials. And age of consent in this place is 16, which is what both of us are in these bodies," she said, me smiling at that.
"Understood. If you want to go to the next level, I promise to be a respectable boy/girlfriend," I smiled.
"I believe you'd be much kinder than anyone else at that school. Better get a move on," she said, me nodding.
"Roger Niner vixen, everything's Charlie sixty-forty," I said.
"You made that up on purpose."
"It was from a show where I come from. It was funnier in that context," I smirked.
"Oh, okay. I'll see you in a bit. This is Miss Gazette over and out.
"Brain Freeze going offline," I said as I then put the walkie in my backpack and proceeded out of the house in my new disguise and, when I did, I saw the trio of bullies were, indeed, waiting right at the school's entrance and being right next to the stop itself. No one else was around, either!
"Yep, there they are, time to find the alternate route," I frowned as I then went ahead and walked to the gas station and saw the bag flying in the wind, me snapping the fly tape at it and grabbing it easily. "Okay, I'll let you fly after you help me escape the baddies, okay, mister bag?" I smiled as I went to the leaf blowers and saw they'd been broken into. I then put the bag over the top of the leaf blower and tied it up, me then using it to fly over the wall.
"Oh no, look! He's using ingenuity!" Chet shouted.
"Something you three clearly lack!" I shouted down at them... and it resulted in the football being flung at me, which was enough to knock me off-course and to make the bag fly off the leaf blower! I then held the leaf blower on my person and ran for it, getting some distance before seeing a pile of sand and blowing it into the distance towards the bullies, them then gawking at the sand blowing at them and for Brittanii to shout.
"AUGH! MY EYES! MY PERFECT BLUE EYES!" she shouted in pain as I then ran again, dropping the leaf blower and running further and further behind the school before...
"Gugh! GAAAAUUUGH! MY EYE MY EYE!" shouted Doctor Scoops as I accidentally got a popsicle stick stuck in his eye.
"Sorry, sorry! I-I'll get it out, hold on... this might hurt a bit," I said as I then yanked as hard as I could and then, he shouted again as the popsicle and his eye flew out of his socket, me gulping at that.
"AUGH! It hurts so ba-ha-haaaad!" he shouted.
'J-Just go to the doctor, get an eyepatch and all that," I said as I then heard the footsteps of my pursuers. "B-But I gotta get going, bye!" I shouted as I then rushed past him, pushing him to the ground and shutting the metal door behind me just in time to hear the trio slam into it!
"DAMMIT! Open up, Coop! So we can open your torso!" Kent shouted, me then grabbing the eye, then grabbing the bible that was holding up the bed, which ended with the door being barricaded slightly... I also picked up the erasers and went to the door below and then started to smack the two erasers together to reveal the laser door... I then saw the ones on my right to get down for a good few seconds, which I rushed through and then, after doing that, I went through the place and stole the formula that was on the counter before then using the eyeball on the retinal scanner. After that, the computer slid back through to reveal a hidden passage, but I still had enough time to put Sawyer's flash drive into the computer itself as the scanner also made it turn on, me then pushing download onto the flashdrive. After doing all of these things and for the flashdrive to finish downloading, the door finally got broken down above me.
"COOOOPEEEERRR! ! !" Chet shouted out loud like a raging beast, me then snatching the drive and pocketing it as I got to the giant vat of green goop... and if what my mind said was right, this was basically a real-life version of the green gunk that was used by the villain in the dream sequence, but worse. It would turn stupid people stupider and smarter people would get super powers... but adults 30 or older exposed to this gunk? They'd become heavily mutated!
"There he is! We're gonna murderize you!" Kent shouted at me.
"You're chasing me for absolutely no gain to anyone, not even yourselves!" I shouted as I then rushed up the ladder and then saw Kent follow after as I then went to the edge of the bridge and was blocked off by the prom king himself.
"Well, well, end of the line, isn't it, Cooper?" he asked, me frowning at him.
"If you think that killing me is going to change your life forever, you're wrong, Kent! If I die, you're just going to bully some other sucker! And eventually, you're going to run out of suckers to bully if you keep doing that!" I shouted at him, Kent smirking at me.
"You think I'm going to fall for that? You're an idiot! We're going to go after your little girlfriends too! They revealed my pops to be a pedophile when they promised they wouldn't! He's going to be fired and it's all your-" he was about to shout before I shouted back.
"HE DID THAT TO HIMSELF THE MOMENT HE DECIDED TO RUIN LITTLE GIRLS!" I shouted at him, me then sighing and chuckling to myself. "Like father like son, huh? You take after that child molester so very well. When you die, burn in hell forever," I said as I then flipped him off and then slammed myself into the green vat of goop, me then... feeling it... I felt it going all through my body, making my breathing stop, but still keeping me alive... and I then felt... some kind of dream happen. I saw the sight of the end of the first part of the game... where the goop got onto the console and started a chain reaction that caused the trio to run for the hills... but they all got caught in the blast, which annihilated them... and basically leveled anything that was in the radius of this lab and the bank in town... I felt the sights of seeing Sawyer, Patty, Holly, Crystal, and Jake Hurler all going on the bus to the field trip and looking back to see the blast.
"No... COOOPEEERRR!" Sawyer shouted followed by her trying to escape the back of the bus, which was when Holly grabbed her.
"Don't do it, Sawyer! It'll be suicide!" Holly shouted at her as she hugged Sawyer close.
"B-But Cooper... h-he's..." Sawyer sniffed before Crystal hugged her next.
"Listen, Cooper may be unpopular, but he's bounced back from worse than this. He's got this... we can only hope for the best," I heard Crystal say before I then felt my mind go blank... it felt like an eternity went by before my mind jolted me to be awake again, me swimming my way out of the green gunk and then jumping onto the ground, seeing the place was completely trashed. I started to claw my way out of the place before then going above ground to see... a good majority of the city was demolished...
"Grandma... I need to check on grandma!" I shouted out loud, me rushing out into the danger zone and seeing that the very first thing that I saw... was a stuffed teddy bear that was waiting by a downed telephone pole that had no power whatsoever. And it then ran off? IT RAN?!
"Um... that's not in the game..." I gulped as I then had a feeling I had to follow the stuffed animal. I walked over the telephone pole and saw the lines were still inactive... and once I got over the downed line, the electricity started to happen right after.
"Okay, no turning back, just like in the game... okay... time to check my house..." I sighed as I then went to said house... and when I entered, I saw that the place had been slightly damaged, but we actually still had power! I then went right for the computer in my room and put in the flash drive to try and figure out if the vat did as I thought it would... I downloaded it all through my computer and gawked at what I found.
"Compound IG... AKA, SCP -12... wait... Oh no..." I gulped at the second part. SCP... That reminded me of one thing. When I was trying to download this to my flashdrive at home in my home dimension, there was also SCP files on that same flash drive, since I wanted to try drawing some of them for some... raunchy fanfictions... don't judge me, I was even weirder than Coop was!
"A green vat of sentient radioactivity... anything it touches will be given something either positive, negative, or will turn them into some kind of monster... for smart people, they get super powers. For idiots, they're reverted to the mind of a caveman. For any that have fury in their hearts or are 30 years or older, they will be turned into new forms... AKA, new SCPs..." I gulped before I then heard something coming from nearby.
"Uh-oh... g-grandma? Is that you?" I asked as I then exited my room and saw the sight of the teddy bear again, me gulping at it... I had a feeling of what it was now. One of the escapee SCPs in the series. A teddy bear that made clones of itself that were super dangerous. "1048... gulp..." I said with concern after the bear went downstairs, me then following it to the garage, me then hearing something else...
"Chet?... Chet?" I heard the sound of some weird noise... I then looked around before then seeing... a sight that I didn't know WHAT to think of. It was a super small girl, about the size of the teddy bear SCP... and she was made entirely of cheese! Cold cheese, to be precise! And she looked almost... wait...
"Brittanii?" I asked her in shock.
"Chet? Is that you? I can't see anything..." she said, me gawking at that. Her eyes were there, but she was made of cheese now, so I guess she wouldn't be able to see anything.
"I'm here, Britt," said the voice of Chet... and it sounded much creepier than I expected. And why was that? It was in the form of the freaking old man that had pocket dimensions! So that meant Britt was SCP 177013 (crazy number, right?) and Chet was 106! And where was Chet? He was poking his head from the ceiling, him looking at me with shock.
"Is that? Cooper?" he asked, me gulping at that.
"What?! Cooper's here? Oh, thank god! Maybe he can fix us!" Britt shouted as she then fell right onto my foot, me then picking Brittanii up in confusion.
"What the hell happened to you three?" I asked them in confusion.
"Whatever kind of green goop was in that secret lab... when it blasted us, we got turned into these freaks! Chet's able to phase through walls and he doesn't know how to walk anymore, so he just floats. I turned into a freaking cheese wheel that can change shape, and Kent's turned into a teddy bear that can move and walk, but also make different versions with... ick... garbage," Britt said, me seeing that Kent arrived again and that he actually brought two other people alongside him. Who were they? One was my grandma (thank god) and the other was a teddy bear-shaped creature that was made of trash from the garage (not good).
"Um... can Kent speak at all?" I asked.
"No, he can't. That's what his trash dummy is for. So he can have it talk to people," grandma said, which Kent then looked to say something to the trash bear and it then started to speak... and thank GOD it didn't feel like my lungs filled with human ears!
"Kent wishes to apologize for his actions... when the blast happened, we changed into these creatures, same with any adult within the radius of the initial blast. We need to find a cure, and we felt you might be able to do so," Kent said, me frowning at that.
"Hah. You think that I can make a cure? I know it was the green goop, but it didn't say anything about curing a transformation like this and I'm not a scientist," I said with a frown... before I then felt some kind of words in my head.
"I know a scientist, though!" said the voice of Chet! I then looked at Chet's old man head and he looked at me in confusion.
"What're you looking at me for?" he asked.
"You just said you knew a scientist," I frowned.
"No, but I thought that... wait.. you can read minds now?!" Chet asked.
"Hot dog! If Coop can read minds, he might be able to do other things! Do you know anything about that stuff?" grandma asked with a smile.
"From what I saw from the flashdrive I managed to download the stuff of the experiment onto, the green goop had three different effects, all based on what the subject was of the goop. Smart people would be given super powers, dumb people would revert to caveman instincts and mindsets, and any adult of 30 or older exposed to it, as well as any in the initial blast radius, would be turned into... SCPs," I said, which made Brittanii gasp.
"No. Fucking. Way. We're SCPs?! I thought that was just a scary ghost story! It's the biggest thing at the Freaky Fettuccini... SHIT! The field trip! It's going to end in 4 days and if they come home... we'll never be able to see them the way we are now! I'd probably get eaten by Jake Hurler and Kent and Chet would be captured and taken to one of their holding facilities! Coop, you gotta figure out a cure, I'm begginng you here!" Britt said, me frowning at that.
"Tell me again why I would do that, when you've been trying to legit kill me until today happened?" I frowned.
"L-Listen, Coop... if you can get us fixed up, I promise, no strings attached, I'll give you the title of prom king and I'll give the prom queen status to anyone you want! I'll even ask if I can tutor off of you, please, just fix us!" I heard Kent's voice... and it wasn't from him talking, or the trash bear version...
"You promise? No crossies, no take backs, no ifs, ands, or buts?" I asked him, Kent gulping as I heard his voice again.
"Yes, yes, I promise! I'll do anything you want, just please, help us!" he said, me nodding.
"Fine. But if you happen to try anything nasty to me ever again when I get a cure made, you're losing your ability to have children AND you'll be sent to jail for trying to kill me. Multiple times. Okay, punk?" I frowned at the teddy bear bully.
"Y-Yes, I understand," he thought, me nodding as I then looked at Chet, who was now hovering by grandma's tv, which had no signal. "Chet, where is this scientist guy you were talking about?" I asked him.
"Her name is Professor Ravenfire, my aunt who lives in the town where the Freaky Fettuccini fair is happening at. She told me she was working on trying to get a cure made for a special kind of toxin that her boss was making, that boss being Professor Slandermen. You'll need to find a means of travel to get to the fair, but unfortunately your grandma doesn't have anymore gas in her car and most of the other vehicles around town are trashed from the blast and the rubble," Chet said, me nodding at that.
"Got it, I'll try to find out what to do... as for you guys, stay here and try to stay safe. If any freaks come at the door, you do not open it for them to come in, okay?" I frowned, them nodding.
"Got it. Stay safe, Coop. I don't like the sounds of this whole thing," grandma said with a sigh.