(A/N): This version of The Muppets is based on the muppets from the animated series, Black Dynamite of the episode: Trouble on Puppet Street. On that note, this story is closing in on its end. Besides this chapter, I'm planning to make five final chapters. After that, this will close part one of Team Future's story and move on to its squeal and its side stories of the main five characters of the story, such as my future Skull Rider (Miguel Rivera) story. Let alone making an AU TF stories. So please, read and review these chapters. Enjoy!.
Chapter 46 (Pimp Kermit)
"Just because you spared my life, it does not mean that I feel guilty about what I've done, Rider," said Evelyn, both being handcuffed behind her back and getting in the back of a police car with no regrets facial expression.
Miguel watched her with his arms crossed along with a blank facial expression. Suddenly, he felt a gentle hand on both of his shoulders and looked to his Aunt Helen and his mom who had a warm smile on their faces. Luckily for them, Miguel had on the super-suit that Edna Mode has made for him, otherwise, their hands would suffering an extreme degree of burns.
"But it does mean you're alive and live to tell about it," said Helen, pointing out the obvious.
"That and making herself the first to be spared by the Skull Rider." Luisa pointed out, "Count your blessings, Evelyn."
Evelyn rolled her eyes with irritation, "Oh, get screwed, bitch."
"Funny, because that is what's going to happen to you when you get locked up. I sure hope you close her ass when you go to sleep tonight," said Sierra, as she, Franny, Cass, and Lusia bust out laughing.
Helen, Miguel, Bob, along with the others who heard it was trying their best not to laugh as it was quite true. Eventually things quite down once Winston approached them with a look of gratitude on his face.
"And I too am thankful for you to spare her life, Miguel," said Winston, giving Miguel a warm smile.
Miguel nodded, "No big deal, Winston. Evelyn is my least concern. Dark Shadow, however, is my main concern, and next hit target."
"Compared to Hiro, you'll have a winning chance against that creep. And as for your sister, Winston?." Helen looked at the man with sensitivity, "I'm...I'm sorry, but...she will go to prison and a good chance at not getting parole."
Winston was two seconds away from saying 'I know, unfortunately', until Violet has added her opinion on the matter right after talking and answering Voyd's exciting questions. Especially about how she managed to find her rhythm of being a superhero and, wondering if they were offering a TF franchise since Voyd pointed out that they can not be in two places at once.
"Well, I'm sorry that she is rich and probably more than just a slap on the wrist," Violet said, with a cocky sassy attitude.
"Violet, you ignorant bitch. Evelyn isn't going to prison. Her lunatic ass is going straight to Black-Rock-Asylum." said Maymax, being sassy as ever.
Violet put both hands on her hips while tilting her head to the right and had a tipped-off facial expression, "What do you mean she's going to Black Rock Asylum and not just regular prison?."
"Based on my data and evidence, Evelyn has been traumatized about the loss of her mother and father and mentally felt that it's the supers fault for it, while not blaming society and simple politics itself since that's the source of it all. At the moment, I'm going over the investigation on the night where your dad has saved that suicidal man who immediately sued the pants off of him. But that's another day to talk about. I already transfer the evidence to the warden on Black Rock. You won't see Evelyn for a good while unless she'll cooperate with going through her mental treatment." said Maymax, informing the needed information before putting herself on not disturb mode.
"Welp, she's going to the nit house. Home for the both extreme and regularly criminally insane. Sad." commented Wilbur.
After finishing talking and agreeing with Honey about handing over Baymax to her and her team, since he doesn't use him that much compared to Maymax, Hiro ordered his AI to go summon the jet to their location. Once the jet has arrived at their location, the five original members of TF along with Vanellope and Dash headed back to the base of operations and started cleaning things up. In the past two weeks, things have gone really smoothly for not only Team Future but also for all supers. After showing a tremendous heroic performance on the expensive yacht, every single world leader has signed the document and finally uplifted the ban on superheroes. Making every hero come out from hiding and back to work with benefits like full damage insurance coverage, free housing, and full coverage medical care insurance. Let alone getting an average minimum wage of $50.50 an hour since a hero occupation is now considered as a government job.
Currently, at one of Todayland's community pet parks, Hiro was watching Bolt and Dante for the day as it is his turn to do this chore since they decided to do chores around the HQ and be team players in the base.
"Alright boys, you two have fun and try not to jump over to the cat area and terrorize those cats," said Hiro, after removing their leashes and then took a seat on one of the benches.
Hiro watched the two dogs play with each other before making friends with other people's dogs, before noticing a familiar man taking a seat on the same bench as him. Looking at the man wearing a similar outfit as Inspector Gadget, Hiro leans back with his legs and arms crossed along with having a patient facial expression.
"You kids did well in the last two weeks. Who would have ever thought that the Screenslaver would turn out to be Winston Deavor's sister?." said the old man, looking at Hiro with a package in his hands.
Hiro looked at the man said normally, "Is there any reason why you're here and not on your retirement vacation, Mr. Dicker?."
Rick Dicker chuckled at that question and said, "Well, I was relaxing nicely in Hawaii, until I felt like doing one last mission score to settle before throwing the towel. I figured that you and your team are up for this challenge."
"What's the mission score?." Hiro showed interest.
Rick Dicker handed Hiro the package and begin explaining, "This hero mission was supposed to be originally given to your Uncle Bob and Aunt Helen on the night after their private wedding. Figured that it would be an appropriate wedding present at the time. That is until the whole suing superheroes crap. To this very day, I still believe that your uncle was set up. Don't have the evidence to prove it but I know."
Hiro agreed on the last part of what Rick is saying. He too believed that this was a big well-planned setup to end supers. The question still remains a mystery to him. What was the purpose behind all of it?. Deciding to think about it for another time, Hiro opened the package and pulled out a brand new all-black tablet. Next, he turned it on and see the document files of the target mission. To his surprise, he did not expect to see a familiar childhood hero of his.
"Kermit the frog?. Are you kidding?." that's all Hiro could say when looking through the many digital pictures of the famous muppet.
"Like you, young kids say nowadays, no cap. You see, Hiro, Kermit the frog has been the face and mascot of the Jim Henson company for years. Holding the reputation of being the children's beloved muppet for both educational and entertainment programs, earning him multiple rewards. However, during the final days of both the Classic and Glory Day eras, Kermit the frog has bent his straight arrow and finally gone rogue." Rick Dicker said, informing a little bit more.
Hiro looked at the man in complete shock. He just could not believe that his own childhood hero has turned heel. The thought of Kermit being a bad guy was downright impossible. But still, there he was a target for the government.
"We don't know what his major plans are, but my sources have told me that it's huge. We wanted to bust him and his crew once after we had confirmed details back in the day, but you get the idea. So, can I count on TF for this mission to be finally be investigated and bring that crooked frog to justice?." said Rick, looking at the teen with the hope of a slow yes and not a fast no.
"I don't think that myself, Penny, Wilbur, Violet, and Miguel can not bring ourselves to take down our childhood tv hero, Mr. Dicker. Back when we were in kindergarten, we used to watch both Sesame Street and The Muppet Show day in and day out none stop. I don't think we have the heart to arrest that innocent friendly amphibian." said Hiro, in complete honesty and with a refusal facial expression.
Rick Dicker sighed, "Listen, kid, a lot of kids are at risk and in danger if we let this muppet roam freely. That muppet is comforting to kids who either had a bad day being bullied or lose a mom and dad and use it to take advantage of them. In your case, it's both."
That moment it knocked some perceives in Hiro. An old memory began playing in his head. A memory about the time when he was a little boy who always sits on the leaving room couch eating a bowl of Kermit's sugary marshmallow pops cereal, and wear the muppet's one-piece merchandise pajamas while watching the Muppet Show. Remembering clearly how he used to munch down his cereal like a cow, he recalled Tadashi putting mute on the tv and sat down beside him, and told him about their parent's sudden passing. It affected Hiro like a strong bee sting when he cried his eyes out before unmuting the tv just when seeing his favorite muppet appeared back on the screen.
Hating to know that Dicker had a point, Hiro willingly accepted the task at hand and went to call the others. All five members were currently on the road driving in their brand new vehicle that their city's mayor has given them as a gratitude gift for their hard work. The vehicle itself is an eight-wheel and all eight-wheel drive, all-black, eight by eight, 12 seated, Shaman ATV with a built-in acceleration. The five teens have gone nuts when they got this car as it was tax-free and had their TF logo on both sides of the vehicle. On top of that, Maymax has said she made some modifications to the car like installing a double machine gun on the roof with no live ammunition bullets, body armoring, endless movement capabilities, and many more. You might say that Maymax is packing heat.
Using the coordinates that Mr. Dicker has given him, Hiro is driving outside of Todayland and its districts, and heading straight to what is called, Muppet Town. The home and broadcasting of Sesame Street. Maymax informed them it will take nightfall to reach Muppet Town since the place is hours and hours away from their beloved hometown. Feeling the need to pep talk his team before reaching their official government mission, Hiro turned down the volume on the radio with ease on getting the four's attention.
"Violet?. Wilbur?. Miguel?. Penny?. I want to take the moment to admire you guys for having the willing willpower to do this assignment. Out of all the things we've gone through throughout our lives since the day we went to the Land of the Dead." begin Hiro, while making a left turn to reach the down road of the highway.
"Plus, let's not forget about the consequences of leaving a garage door or any other doors open and allowing a former roommate and a corrupted invention to change history for the worse. And I mean, worse for humanity. I should know because I was darn nearly got this close to being a mind-controlled slave for a hat. Let alone almost got burned alive on the same day by that stupid dog who my former agent has used to replace my Bolt." said Penny, folding her arms with a pout.
"Please don't remind me, Pen. It's hard to tolerate that one," said Wilbur, feeling guilty for almost changing history for everyone with a shammed expression on his face.
Then Violet nodded with a shrug, "As for me, I have to actually be a hero without chose when dealing with a fake wannabe superhero who had a grudge against my dad years ago and plotted to be a hero by constructing a highly intelligent remote control droid who he used to kill off real supers and then improving the damn thing, once one of the supers have managed to defeat it."
"Not only that, we played with spiritual forces that we should not have dared to negotiate a deal with." Miguel received eyebrow-raised looks from all four of his cousins before rolling his eyes on getting the whole blame, "When I say we, I really meant me. In a tough situation of losing a family member from a still not yet curable illness, you can not help but make a deal with an untrustworthy ruler of the Land of the Forgotten. Even though he's going to end up stabbing you in the back and purposely murder your own family member, and then turned around to take your normal soul and replaced it with the soul of justice. Just so I can stop his spoiled evil daughter of his, who to this day is still a pile of ashes on the property of Harper Mccoy's old and dead hometown."
"Then after that, we all decided to be official former illegal superheroes and tracked down the person who caused the fire and stole Hiro's invention. Making it personal when learning the truth about the accident and the reason for Professor Callaghan's motives," said Violet, taking the time to reach into the built-in cooler which happens to be one of the backseat's armrest, and take out a bottle of lemonade vitamin water to drink.
Hiro took a few turns on the road before kicking the speed to fifty-five miles per hour before saying, "And our recent fight with Evelyn. Winston choosing middle-aged superhero women over us to promote the idea of needing supers back into society. We all know how that end...hey, have you ever heard of a turn signal, lady!?."
Hiro honked the horn when watching the driver put out her middle finger in response. Hiro rolled his window down and did the same hand sign, "Up yours, ma'am!. Up Yours!."
"Hiro!.," Penny spoke through her teeth with a warning look., "Don't cause a fight on the road."
"Tell that to these dumbasses on the road, Penny," Hiro said, checking his blindside before turning his right-hand signal to move over to the other lane.
"Which finally reached our current adventure." Wilbur started, "We're going to Muppet Town to go meet, fight and arrest our childhood friend, Kermit the frog."
"A mission that supposed to be my parent's wedding present that never came due to the whole world national sue against all supers, caused by my Dad. On accident or a setup." Violet pointed out while taking a few sips of her drink.
"Right. Now, we all know that we have the passionate warm and fuzzy for the muppets, especially for Kermit." Miguel took a moment to bite a piece off from his giant-sized cookies and cream Hershey bar, "But after the night is over, we will wear their muppet bodies on our freaking feet!."
"No Cap, el primo, Miguel!." Violet, Penny, Wilbur, and Hiro said all at once.
After done pep-talking, Hiro turned the volume back up on the radio and continued to stay focus on the road. As they continue making their way to Muppet Town, the five began listening to the radio playing the hit pop music classic 'Party All The Time' by Eddie Murphy featuring Rick James. This song made the boys sing along with the song while both Violet and Penny nodded their heads while dancing to the music with smiles on their faces. The day has finally become night as the five have reached the so-called Muppet Town as they drove in one of the back entrances of the place. With Violet using her powers to put themselves and their car invisible, Hiro drove the car into a nearby deep dark ally so no muppet can find it.
Then after putting the car in park, break and turning off the engine, TF started putting on their super-suits and began their search to find Kermit the frog. Upon using the strategy of stealth the five instantly noticed that everything around and in Muppet Town is completely off. They decided to hide in the other ally to survey the area and its muppets. Now, normally anyone would love to see real live talking, moving, and singing muppets. But unfortunately, this was not the case.
"What in the world." Violet looked in shock and disbelief.
"Guys, please tell me that my eyes are playing tricks on me," Penny begged for the needed answer with a look of disgust.
Miguel shook his head with a frown, "I wish I can say yes, Penny, but I can't. Look at this place. Trash is everywhere on the streets. Inappropriate graffitis in every wall, door, road, trash cans, and sidewalks."
"Not to mention the true lifestyles of the muppets," added Wilbur, with eyes not breaking from seeing random muppets in different sections of the town.
(looking to the left, right, and in front), Violet looked with a disgustedly surprised face, "Muppet pimps?!. Muppet homeless loafers?!. Muppet drug addicts and drug dealers?!. Muppet thugs?!. And...Muppet hoes?!. Man, Muppet Town is nothing more than a slummy ghetto town with full of none child-friendly muppets!. S*t!."
All four stopped looking around the area to try to figure out where to find Kermit after hearing that beeped sound coming from Violet's mouth. The former Incredible member blinked in surprise with a side of confusion as to what just happened not too long ago. Neither one can tell if they were hearing things or that was real.
"Vi, did you cuss?. Because it sounded like you did but it's censored," said Penny, looking at her cousin.
"Yeah, I cussed," recalled Violet, "I said, s*t. Huh?. Did my cuss word got beeped?."
"Here let me try, cuz." Miguel looked at Wilbur and said, "Go f*ck yourself. Wait, my cuss word got beeped too."
"Hold up," Hiro commanded his helmet to open his face lead up, "I think I know what is happening here. Just because Muppet Town is the opposite of an inappropriate free zone it doesn't mean that the rules don't apply anymore. In other words, we can't f*cking cuss here. D*mn."
"Ah, s*t!. I can't cuss here?!. As much cussing as I do in my movies, tv shows, video games, commercials, and music. I can not f*cking cuss properly in Muppet Town?. Oh, this is some straight-up bulls*t." said Penny, slightly tipped off about the thing.
"It is what it is, Pen. Now can we all stay focus on the task at hand?.", Hiro pressed a few keys on the hologram screen on his arm to close the face lid to his helmet and resumed looking around, "After seeing what we're seeing just now tonight, I'm starting to think that both Sesame Street and the Muppet Show that we watch on tv is really just for show."
"Because it is just for show, kids. Muppet Town is less sesame and more motherf*cking street!."
Violet, Penny, Hiro, Miguel, and Wilbur all turned around shocked to see a familiar muppet that goes with the familiar voice. There out of the trashcan with his signature grouchy facial expression is none other than Oscar the grouch himself.
"You kids are in the real muppet world with the real muppets now, bit*ches!." said Oscar, proudly.
All five members of TF stood side by side with their guard up. None of them have any idea that Oscar was behind them this entire time. As a matter of fact, they did not remember seeing any garbage cans in the ally that they were hiding in. Oscar eyed them down from head to toe and realized who they were.
"Well, well, well, we got actual supers here in Muppet Town. We were expecting ya, freaky deaky heroes, in tights to come to stop our boss's illegal business operations from back in the day. But it's better late than never. Bit*ches." said Oscar, in a grouchy tone.
"Oscar the grouch." Hiro spoke in his disguised voice from his helmet, "The muppet that is always grouchy and loving trash."
Oscar spoke with pride in his voice, "That's right, you little ingrates!. On top of that, I love cussing the f*ck out of supers. Especially the ones who are just crazy-ass, stupid, wannabe fake heroes. Just like you guys!."
"Hey, we're not fake supers!." Miguel spoke in his supernatural voice while defending his team/cousins.
"Yeah, the only fake thing around here is you, Oscar. Will it kill you to take a hot shower?. Because you literally smell like a pile of mixed s*t!." said Violet, holding her nose while using her right hand to try to wave the funky smell away.
"Elastigirl is a pile of mixed s*t!." yelled Oscar.
"Hey, don't talk about my momma like that!.", Violet snapped at the smelly muppet.
"Right!. Don't talk trash about my auntie!." said Wilbur, getting into his karate stance.
"Grrrrr, that's it, you all are f*cked!. F*cked!.", yelled Oscar, before easily jumping out of his garbage can while pulling out two micro SMGs.
Oscar shot straight at Team Future who were blessed to have a fast reaction as the five jumped out of the way from the bullets. Once Oscar landed down at the spot where the kids formerly were he turned around to continue shooting, leaving the five to quickly dodge them without having any bullets hit their bodies. Violet quickly put up her special force shield that caused the bullets to bounce right back at Oscar, who received multiple bullet holes from head to toe. Given Penny and Hiro the chance to fly to the air and both used their combined repulser blast energy to full stream beam. Along with Wilbur shooting his electricity at the famous main character of Sesame Street. Oscar yelled in pain when feeling the hot energy building up within him causing his body to swell up like a balloon.
"Ah, s*t, muppets can not withstand concentrated energy rays!. Ahhhhhhh!.", Oscar yelled out before exploding into pieces.
Violet pulled up a protection bubble around herself with the others, once the muppet exploded like an atom bomb. Feeling safe to let down the bubble, all five coughed and waved the smoke away as it filled up the whole ally. When the smoke cleared in just one minute the five see Oscar's body in thousands of pieces. Half of him was scattered all over the wall with the other half of him is on the street, leaving nothing but his head intact with a missing left eye and mouth filled with his own cotton.
"Ahh, Team Future?." Oscar grabbed their attention.
"Um, yes?." they all answered at the same time.
"You guys ain't s*t," said Oscar, before taking his last breath and died.
"Because of him, we just blew our cover.", Wilbur pointed out.
"We need to bounce out of here before...", Hiro stopped dead when hearing a clicked gun sound.
TF looked around to find themselves surrounded by muppet gangsters with their guns pointing at them. With no other option, the five put their hands in the air in defeat.
"Before we get busted.", Hiro finished his sentence in defeat.
The muppet gangsters quickly placed high efficient electric heavy-duty handcuffs that covered their arms, let alone being incredibly able to disable both Miguel and Violet's superpowers and instantly disable all functions in Hiro, Penny, and Wilbur's tech. With that in mind, the muppets unmasked four since Miguel did turn normal before all five were taken to the second backstage area of the Muppet Classic Theater, where it is located downtown near the muppet bus station. Upon arriving inside the massive place filled with armed muppet gangsters the five were forced to sit down in black chairs and wait for Kermit to arrive. So far, a few familiar muppet faces showed up and wearing some thug-style bling-bling. It did not take long for the muppet of the hour to arrive with him being carried by Big Bird himself, who had on a pair of black shades, a golden chain with red diamonds around his neck, and currently puffed his weed joint.
Bid Bird approached the five with Kermit in both of his hands at the same time as Hiro looked up to face his hero for the first time. Only except that he halted. One look at the frog had just put Hiro and others in literal confusion and not sure is this the frog they grew up on when they were little.
"Kermit the frog is that you?." Hiro and the others asked to be sure.
The frog in front of them had a gold chain classic fedora white hat with a white fuzzy pimp coat, along with having a golden pimp stick and a golden necklace chain. Kermit looked at the five and said in his own pimp-style voice.
"No, no, no, no you five, it's Pimp Kermit the frog now, motherf*ckers!. Ribbit, my ninjas! ribbit!.", Pimp Kermit looked at the five and automatically know who their names were without having to ask, "And I'm assuming that you five are those brand new up-to-date growing famous superhero motherf*cking Team Future?."
Pimp Kermit hopped off of Big Bird's hands before coming over closer to the five. With a head tilt to the right, he then asked, "Or what?. It's not true?. You five kids aren't superheroes?."
"Uh, yes, were are supers. It's just that no one has ever cussed us out before with such confidence.", Hiro started a bit uneasy about it but then managed to regain his hero persona, "Now, tell us what huge evil plan are you planning with these kids, Pimp Kermit?."
"Oh, Hiro, I got your huge evil plan right here.", Pimp Kermit grabbed his ballsack and said, "Huge Evil Plan Deez Nuts!. Right in your face, boy!."
All five members of TF were stunned about how their favorite muppet is acting. Never in their lives or even dreamed about seeing their favorite muppet talk so rude and ghetto, but here he is. Both swearing like a sailor and pimping like...well a pimp.
(Snapping his fingers and waited for a second before snapping his fingers again), "Now, I know you ho's hear me snapping. I just know that you bit*ches heard me," said Kermit, with a classic frown.
At that moment a group of kids of the ages of eight came running in with loads of cash in their hands. The two kids presented the money to their muppet pimp with their heads bowed in great respect as Pimp Kermit begins taking the money from them. Things were going well in giving the money to their pimp up until a black-haired girl has made a mistake in her money.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!. Wait a minute, ho. What the hell is this?.", Pimp Kermit grabbed the rolled-up money and showed the little girl, "How many times do I have to tell your ass. I want my money from big dollars to single dollars and not the other way around, you dumb big-headed bit*ch!."
Pimp Kermit roughly threw the heavy rolled money right at the poor little girl's face which made the girl yell out in pain and started to softly cry in the process.
"Dude, that is not pimpin!.", Wilbur spoke honestly and running off the mouth, "Those are nothing but little eight-year kids who still in elementary school!. Man, where are your actual hoes at?."
Pimp Kermit laughed in his throat, "Pfft, these stupid little kids are my fu*cking hoes, Wilbur.", at that moment, he started to speed walk over to him with a threat, "And I'll make you one of my hoes too if you don't shut the fu*ck up. Have your rich spoiled butt has ever got slapped by a muppet frog hand before, huh?."
Wilbur frowned and said in self-defense, "Oh, hell, no, frog. You are not going to sit here and try to slap the bit*ch outta (Pimp Kermit slapped him hard in the face) me!!!!!!!!!!!."
The others winced when hearing that slapping noise that echoed the whole room right before hearing scream out in pain. Pimp Kermit looked crazy as lean over to Wilbur with his hand on his ear.
"Oh, what was that, Wilbur?. I thought you said that I'm not going to try slapping the bit*ch out of you, huh?."
This made Violet have emotional pain feelings as she then said with an innocent voice, "Why are you doing this Kermit?. Why?. Why?."
Pimp Kermit turned to face Violet and mocked her facial expression, "Why?. Why?. You know what I think is high time that you kids need to learn a little lesson."
With that in mind, all the lights turned off for a brief moment before a spotlight has shined on Pimp Kermit, who was doing a combination dance imitations of Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson. At that moment the Muppet Electric Mayhem started playing a catchy jazzy tune while a small group of female muppet pigs stood side by side with microphones in front of them.
"Listen and learn, Team Future, cause your childhood muppet hero is a straight-up pimp!. Ribbit my ninja's ribbit!."
"Countless years on being on freaking tv!.", sang Pimp Kermit.
"Not to mention movies and commercials!." sang the female muppet pigs.
Pimp Kermit then started doing the Elvis Presley pole dance, "Raising and teaching these sorry d*mn kids for free without receiving a single cent for every Muppet show episode and movie I've done!."
"That tired s*t is over now, and that bulls*t ain't happening no more!.", sang the female pigs in harmony.
Pimp Kermit then did the Michael Jackson robot dance, "But now, I make my paper by doing good old fashion pimping!."
"Kid's the word!.", female pigs started doing step dancing.
"Now, my muppet pimp hand don't look intimidating but sure as hell gets the da*mn slapping job done!", Pimp Kermit presented his pimp hand.
"His pimp hand is considered to be a deadly weapon compared to a loaded pistol!.", the female pigs spoke honestly with slight fear in their voices.
"My greatest power of all that no other muppet has is persuasion. And I use my ultimate gift of persuasion to give me a kid!.", Pimp Kermit started spinning and then started moonwalking.
"Boy, girl, black, white, or asian. We ain't racist up this piece!.", Electric Mayhem did a solo number.
Thus, giving Animal his famous drumming solo, "No Cap! No Cap!."
"Those stupid kids will do anything for me, including robbing their own mommy and daddy!.", Pimp Kermit pointed out before messing up Violet's, to her itchy irritation.
"They surely will rob their momma and jack their daddy!.", both Electric Mayhem and the pigs sang all at once.
"And what happens when you leave your motherf*cking kids to me on the tv all because you don't want to be bothered by them, just after you guys just get off work?!.", Pimp Kermit had another helping of slapping the girl out of Wilbur.
"That Pimp Kermit will start brainwashing the hell out of your kids!.", informed the female pigs.
Pimp Kermit eyed Penny and looked at her face to face with her sticking her tongue out in her only response, as he caressed her left cheek, "They'll do anything for me without hesitation when I give them the word!."
"Oh, they are so naive and you can put money on it!. Pimp Kermit is the number one pimp of the muppets!. Tonight his going to rob the whole world!. When every kid around the world tunes in to this special episode!. Only on the Muppet Show!!!!!!.", Muppet Mayhem and the pigs spoke all together.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!. This is my ultimate score!. I'm about to be the greatest supervillain of all time!. I'm on top of the world, baby!. Ribbit! Ribbit!." said Pimp Kermit, right after his song has ended with Zoot's amazing saxophone solo.
TF lowered their heads in disappointment. It was a hard pill to swallow on learning the truth about their ex-beloved childhood has completely gone rogue and clearly seeing that Kermit was not going to have a change of heart nor going back to being the child-friendly muppet.
Pimp Kermit hopped back into Big Bird's hands so he can look down at his former fans with a smug look on his face, "Now, in just five minutes, I'm going to show all of you supers and villains how powerful a muppet can be. And whoever says that the tv is a stupid box is one stupid motherf*cker."
"You're not going to get away with this!.", Miguel spoke in anger and pain, "You fly eating delusional son of bit*ch!."
In Pimp Kermit's response, he busted out laughing as if Miguel just told him a joke, said, "Man, I forgot that you are that new Skull Rider, Miguel. And guess what?. I have a sinful confession to make to you. And my confession is...shut up!. You heard me, Miguel, and I mean it!. Shut the fu*ck up!."
When Big Bird carried Pimp Kermit out of the room to head to the official backstage of the Muppet Show stage, Pimp Kermit hopped out of his hands before putting his cane up against the wall and prepare for the show.
"Everything is all set, Pimp Kermit," said Scooter, before sniffing some cocaine in his hand.
"Good. Good.", nodded Pimp Kermit in satisfaction, "Now let's make us some sweet cash off of those little bastard kids. Oh, yeah, and Big Bird?."
Big Bird puffed his new roll of weed cigar and said, "Yes, Pimp?."
Pimp Kermit faced his big friend before heading to his spot on the opening number of the show, "When this tonight's show is over, Bird. Please kill Team Future and then get rid of their deceased bodies as well."
Big Bird blow a few smoke rings, "Sure thing, Kermit. It's going to be quick and painful."
"Good," said Pimp Kermit, leaving to go to his spot for the show.
Back where TF is at, the five were watching the opening of the Muppet Show with guns pointing at them. The muppet thugs were eager to shoot to kill TF but have to obey their boss's order or otherwise, they will find themselves in a body bag. Big Bird leans himself up against the wall watching the five and enjoying his deep high. The five eyed their former favorite Sesame Street muppet for a good measure before seeing him taking his cigar out of his mouth.
"You five are going to pay dearly for murdering my best friend, Oscar. He was one year away from retiring from Sesame Street," informed Big Bird.
"Hey, he insulted my mom and I have to defend her honor," said Violet, frowned at the big muppet.
"Nobody is going to bad mouth my Aunt Helen and gets away with it. Not even Oscar," said Penny.
"Yeah, and on top of that, we are not planning on being tied up throughout the night. You guys have never met our aid of TF." spoke Hiro, smirking.
Big Bird raised an eyebrow, "Who the f*ck is your aid?."
Just then the eighty-inch flat screen tv that showed the live tapping of the Muppet Show, started to switch out from the showing of the show and replaced it with a sassy facial expressed Maymax. Maymax who redesigned her skin tone from pale white to light green looked at the muppets in front of her who was shocked to see her on the screen.
"Hiro?. Penny?. Violet?. Wilbur?. Miguel?. Since these muppets have discovered your secret identities it is highly important to say...terminate them." said Maymax.
With this, the handcuffs unlocked themselves due to Maymax's hacking and caused the five to understand the none optional choice, and started giving the unforgettable fight that the muppets will never forget. The thugs started shooting but the five dodged the bullets.
"You want some then come get some, sucka!. You guys don't mess with Invisiblegirl!. I kick you. I kick your motherf*cking asses!." said Violet, in her kung fu panda stance with high ruthless aggression.
"My mom has taught me and my girlfriend the art of whoop your ass!." said Wilbur, making a kung-fu noise.
Violet and Wilbur have both beaten the cotton stuffing out of the thugs with no mercy. Violet strongly used her power to punch through Cookie Monster and taken out his heart, leaving him dead and bleeding out stuffing. Wilbur's eclectic shocked both Bert and Ernie to the maximum and caused their heads to explode!.
"Elmo knows where you and your mommy live, Penny," said Elmo, wearing a gold chain and have a pistol in his hand.
Penny frowned at the muppet while putting her helmet back on and reached her hand out, "Like hell, you will!.", using her gravity pull she forcibly pulled Elmo's face clean off and found herself having it in her hand while leaving big cotton stuff where his face used to be and caused his body to fell to the floor.
"Burn away and don't come back!." Miguel turned back to his persona and jumped with his right fist glowing, "Fire Wave!."
Slamming hard to the ground it created an extreme heatwave causing the muppets that made contact with it to be turned into pure ash. Hiro on the other hand was trying to break down Big Bird by shooting his repulsor blasts. However, the big muppet had too much cotton stuff to be taken by a mere energy beam and sent Hiro flying to the wall with a big wack of the arm. Hiro quickly dusted himself off and was about to do a second round with the bird, until Animal jumped on him.
"Bad Hiro!. Bad Hiro!." Animal yelled before biting deep on Hiro's ear.
"Ouch!. Get your wild crazy ass off of me!." Hiro grabbed a good hold on Animal and threw him far.
Animal got up and quickly shake himself off before charging at Hiro. Hiro took the advantage by firing his energy chest causing Animal to be blown into pieces. Big Bird saw everything in which angered him as he pulled out his big pistol and was seconds away to blow Hiro away.
"Guess who, my ninja?!.", Penny jumped on his back.
"Hey, get off of me!.", Big Bird dropped his pistol when trying to shake Penny off.
Penny wrapped her arms around Big Bird's neck real tight without losing her grip. Big Bird tried to remove her by slamming her hard to the wall, and purposely fell to the floor and roll himself over.
"To think that I was overjoyed when my former agent had me booked to appear and sing on Sesame Street right after I finished tapping on my Bolt series. But after tonight, I'm f*cking glad that fire had happened at the studio," said Penny, speaking honestly while still holding on strong.
"Well, the jokes on you, Penny.", Big Bird looked at the girl over his shoulder with seriousness, "We only accept current celebrity and Hollywood superstars and not the opposite. By the way, your last music album had no f*cking imagination let alone your songs sounded like straight-up plagiarism."
Penny's eye started twitching on the insult given to her, "You just now lost your f*cking life!."
Without any hesitation or second thoughts, Penny used her and her armored suit's combined strength to rip Big Bird's head clean off. Big Bird's head dropped with a thud and his body dropped on its side. Meanwhile back on the Muppet Show stage, Pimp Kermit appeared in front of the audience of human kids and the live cameras. After the performance from Pepe's musical number, Pimp Kermit got started with his huge evil plan and will make his hustling payout.
"Alright, kids, tonight is the night that we do the big score. Now, you kids know the word of tonight is?." Pimp Kermit looked at all of the kids in the audience.
All the kids both in the Muppet Theater and watching on tv all said with enthusiasm, "Money!."
Pimp Kermit hummed in satisfaction, "Excellent. Now, has all of you kids have your weapons on when you get my money?."
All the kids both in the theater and in their living room watching the tv having sharp kitchen knives in their hands, "Yes, sir, Pimp Kermit!."
Pimp Kermit smirked in great victory. Back with TF, the five were owning the muppets. Killing every last muppet that knows their secret identities without guilt. After all, in their opinion as people, muppet lives don't matter.
"Hey, Violet?."
Violet looked at none other than Fozzie Bear who was fiddling with a long very sharp kitchen knife and frowned deeply at the bear.
"What Fozzie?." Violet spat in distaste.
"I have a joke for you.", Fozzie played with the knife in his hand, "Why did the young female superhero get a knife in her chest?."
Violet had her hands on her hips before putting her mask back on and tilted her head to the left, "I don't know. Why?."
Fozzie turned from an innocent face to an aggressive face, "Because the bi*ch did not see it coming!. Waka! Waka!."
Fozzie threw the knife at Violet but the former incredible member walked the knife away from her with a flick of her invisible force. Then she created her very own invisible kitchen knife and hold the blade in her hand.
Violet looked at a now scared Fozzie, "But this bi*ch did see it coming. Unlike the other bi*ch. Which by the way the bi*ch is you, Fozzie. Waka! Waka!."
Violet threw her invisible knife as the whole thing had entered Fozzie's chest and emerged with his heart. The knife vanished after it hit its target leaving Fozzie to hold his chest in great pain.
"D...Da*mn, Violet, you've got me bleeding on the inside and not the outside. Waka Waka." said Fozzie, speaking his final words before falling to the floor and pronounced dead.
"Money for Pimp Kermit!. Money for froggy!."
All the kids cheered with strong excitement and can not wait to get the job done tonight. Pimp Kermit enjoying his signature supervillain monologue and is going to finish it on a high note.
"Your beloved muppet pimp frog is going to be king of the world and no super in the world can not stop me. Like I always say, It's-Not-Easy-Being-Green," said Pimp Kermit, smirking.
Suddenly, Hiro jumped out of the stage curtain with his helmet on but looked super pissed, "And it's not easy to play by the book, you son of a bi*ch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
Pimp Kermit started to back away from his former angry fan. Feeling fearful about what Hiro has in mind for him after did say that it is hard for him to play by the books. The kids just sit in their seats and watched the scene in front of them as their favorite frog begged for his life.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, X. You don't want to kill me. I'm your role model here," said Pimp Kermit, before Hiro pulled him up off of the floor, "I...I...I...I got you and your cousins to stop peeing in your beds. I taught you and your cousins' vocabulary words. I taught you the value of friendship and honesty."
Pimp Kermit knows that his words weren't strong enough to break Hiro's mindset as his grip was getting tighter and tighter. He only has one thing that will stop the teen. And that was his weakness.
"Your mommy and your daddy have never been there for you like I have, Iron X!.", Pimp Kermit spoke out with quickness.
That sentence had Hiro good. It caused him to remember back to the day that Tadashi has told him about their parents passing. This gave Pimp Kermit the chance to sneak attack Hiro as he started to talk and look innocently.
"I and you are buddies. I'm your childhood hero here, X. The government is using you to get what they want out of you. So don't let them win. Okay?.", Pimp Kermit sneakily pulled out a dagger while Hiro has given it a thought.
Hiro's mind was so confused on whether to turn Kermit in or let him go. But Maymax, however, has fixed this ridiculous situation.
"Dagger coming in two seconds, Hiro."
Hiro broke his trance just enough time to see Kermit was about to shoot to kill him until quickly breaking his arm with ease. Pimp Kermit yelled out in pain before seeing a fired-up energy fist heading straight to his face by Hiro.
"Oh, s*t.", Pimp Kermit said before getting punched beyond describing.
The screens on every kid's tv had a 'Technical Difficulties' sign on them with a slightly boring catchy tune. This making all the kids look on confused before seeing the screen turn back on to the Muppet Show. To their horrible surprise, the kids see their beloved pimp frog now dead torn and worn out with one eyeball. Let alone his stuffing was out noticeable being open in my body and mouth. But what scared the kids the most was seeing Iron X having Kermit's dead body in his left hand and controlling him like a puppet. Literally.
"Thank you, Team Future for being my special guest on the Muppet Show tonight. And kids I was joking about you robbing your families and giving all the money to me. You can say that Pimp Kermit was in make-believe land and not thinking of good friend reality." said Hiro, hoping that all the kids have fallen for it.
Unfortunately, those kids did not fall for that trick. Thus, making all the kids shocked and screamed their lungs out.
"Looks like I both f*cked up and completed this mission, huh, Maymax?." admitted Hiro, before seeing the AI on her screen with an eyebrow raised.
"No, s*t, Hiro. You dumb motherf*cker!." Maymax said, feeling grouchy like the deceased Oscar.
(A/N): Well, damn that's crazy. Hope you guys enjoy this chapter because the next five will be the final chapters of Immortals aka Team Future part 1. See ya!.