Mario and Rosalina were getting married after she broke the good news of her pregnancy. Both were overjoyed since that meant they wouldn't have to be alone anymore. Invitations were quickly sent to all of their friends and loved ones. Not only were Ros's Lumas in attendance, but also Mario's slightly younger bro, Luigi came. Plus, mom, dad, and grandpa were all happy for Mario and delighted to meet Rosalina, who was also happy to see them. Tony came too. Arthur, along with his wife Marie and their daughter who was also a niece to the Mario Bros., Gia, were also coming.

Also coming to the wedding: Daisy, Toad, Toadette, Pauline, Yoshi, Birdo, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong, Cranky Kong, Candy Kong, Wario, Waluigi, Jimmy T., Mona, 9-Volt, Kat, Ana, Dribble, Spitz, Dr. Crygor, Orbulon, 18-Volt, Ashley, Red, Mike, Penny, Young Cricket, Master Mantis, 5-Volt, Lulu, 13-Amp, and Pyoro. All of them were happy for Mario and Rosalina. Everyone was... Well, almost everyone.

Someone was pissed, someone who hated the very thought of Mario being happy so badly that they would go out of their way, literally take time out of their day and cancel all previous obligations to keep him miserable after the Honeylune Ridge disaster. Not Bowser, but Princess Peach (believe it or not) was that instigator, she was branded as more likely to commit such a crime than Bowser was, considering she gave him the cold shoulder.

On the way home from the Moon Kingdom, she was frustrated with the ordeal involving Mario quarrelling with Bowser. She was rather out-of-character as she grabbed him by his neck in a threatening manner and dragging him inside the ship as she growled, "I am not going to go easy on you for this."

She wasn't kidding about that. Even when Mario desperately apologized for what happened, she didn't stop screaming inconsiderate and unkind words, causing him intense emotional pain, but she downright refused to apologize. Basically, it was she didn't want to be saved by him as she went on and on about not being sorry for breaking his heart.

Her rotten insults mostly involved Mario and Bowser being covered his feces and forced to eat shit, having their balls smashed to nothing with blunt objects, and falling off cliffs and going kersplat while she snarled things like, "Be thankful I didn't break your neck or your arms or your legs." and "The only way you could ever make it up to me is if you died."

Worse, she even wished all boys in the world would just die while labeling them as irredeemable sexists.

On one hand, it's understandable to be frustrated with someone's actions. However, if you don't relent with all the unreasonable cruelty like no more cake, you're pretty much fucked because chances are it'll be too late before you even have a change of heart, not that she did, because she did not, even after it was too late.

The blind rage resulted in Mario making the decision to cut ties with her forever. His heart became two frozen, black, teardrop-shaped slabs of hate. He was even angrier he shared in succulent detail how Peach changed for the worse, and nobody approved of it. When her friends encouraged her to apologize, Peach called them all racist and sexist, hurting their feelings as well.

Mario bluntly declared his intentions to leave the Mushroom Kingdom and never come back, but Peach demanded he stay, not because she was apologetic, but because she insisted that he was her property. Mario simply put his foot down by scaring to tears with a chainsaw.

His broken heart slowly healed as he spent his days doing nothing but relaxing in the Seaside Kingdom. When Rosalina paid him a surprise visit, The healing came full circle when Rosalina agreed to marry Mario after her pregnancy was confirmed.

When Peach found out about Mario and Rosalina getting married, she had basically lost her mind. Maybe jealously would be involved, but Peach didn't want Mario back. In her mind, she believed he didn't deserve happiness, she wanted him to be sad and lonely forever following the arguments had after the moon rescue mission, viewing his attempts to be free of eternal suffering as a betrayal against her and women in general. Only bitterness and hate played part in her attempt to stop the wedding, stomping her way to the church.

Again, her attitude is not because she wasn't on the altar, it was because Mario was, and her determination to render his heartbreak unfixable was certainly alarming to a lot of her friends.

The wedding took place on earth instead of Honeylune Ridge. This was because Mario didn't want to leave the planet ever again after Peach almost left him to die and acted like letting him come home with her was a huge mistake. To be exact, the location was in Bubblaine. As far as refreshments went, the Frost-Frosted Cake and Stupendous Stew were served along with Italian sparkling waters and cannolis.

Mario wore the same ensemble as last time, white tuxedo with matching pants, white top hat, white shoes, red bowtie, and the red M on his hat. Luigi wore bascially the same thing, but with a green L where the red M was supposed to be and a green bowtie. All the male family members and guests wore tuxedos and top hats that looked like Mario's, though without the first letters of their first names. Dad's bowtie was brown, Tony's was blue, Arthur's was yellow, and grandpa's was plaid. All the female family members and guests had Lochlady dresses and veils, courtesy of the Lochladies that tailored to fit all of them.

Right before the big day, Peach did something very drastic. She found out that Broodals were now bounty hunters. She called them and paid a million coins to dispose of Mario, plus 250,000 to also spread scandalous stories to make him look like a criminal.

In Mario's luxurious condo, he had just donned his wedding attire when everything went dark. He felt what looked like a burlap sack being draped over his head, he felt his limbs being tied up with rope as he called, "Hey! Who's doing this?! What's going o-"

It felt like cloth was being tied up around Mario's mouth. The Broodals struck, immobilizing the groom and dragging him to the shores of the beach to drown him. Madame Broode commanded her minions, "I'll do the drowning. All you keep an eye out for anyone that might try to intervene."

Topper, Spewart, Hariet, and Rango looked around the beach to prevent anyone from saving Mario while their boss dipped his head in the water, intending to keep him like that until he stopped moving, then she would throw him the sea.

Rosalina stopped by Mario to see how he was doing, she noticed a few broken windows and started to worry, "Mario?"

Looking around the empty house, Rosalina heard some struggling and followed the noises to the source, which was the Broodals trying to kill Mario, she gasped in horror and immediately called the police, "Police! My soon-to-be husband is being drowned by the Broodals!"

The cops gasped, "We're on our way, ma'am!"

After hanging up, Rosalina texted Luigi very quickly before she rushed to Mario's rescue, using her magic wand to save Mario before the Broodals could stop her. Sparkles appeared all around the six of them. All the Broodals were lifted off the ground and Mario was pulled out of the sea, but was he ok? Luigi, the rest of the family, Daisy, Toad, and Yoshi rushed over to Rosalina, the man in green asking, "Ros? We got your text. What happened?"

Mario landed by Luigi's feet, and she explained, "I saw the Broodals, they were trying to murder him! I gotta make sure they don't escape scot-free. Do any of you know CPR?"

Luigi said, "I do."

While Rosalina was occupied with keeping the Broodals from trying to flee, Luigi desperately performed CPR. Mario coughed up water as he gasped for dear life, "Ohhhh... Luigi?"

What a relief. Mario's family hugged him, his brother sighed, "Thank God you're ok."

"What happened?"

Rosalina answered, "These no-good rabbits tried to drown you."

Police sirens were heard. The Broodals, still in midair from Rosalina's magic, tried to float away, but couldn't. The authorities came, pointing guns at the lagomorphs and declaring, "You five are under arrest for attempted murder."

Topper panicked, "Hey, take it easy! We were just followin' orders, doing da job we were asked ta do!"

One cop asked, "Who ordered you do this?! TALK!"

Back at Peach's Castle, police banged on the front door, yelling, "Open up! This is the police!"

Alarmed, Toadsworth rushed to find Peach and rail at her, "Toadstool! What did you do?"

Playing dumb, Peach said, "There's a lot of things I did."

"There are police officers at the door!"

"Well, I can assure you it had nothing to do with me."

"Who else would be involved?!"

The door broke down and a hundred police officers barged in, Toadsworth was shaking as he put his hands in the air, "Whatever Peach did, I wasn't involved, and I didn't even know! I swear to God!"

A cop asked, "You wanna know what she did?"

"What?"

"She tried to get the Broodals to drown Mario!"

"Peach, is this true?!"

Peach insisted, "No! That's a lie!"

Another police officer called bullshit, "Yeah, right! They said so themselves after we arrested and interrogated them! You're the mastermind!"

"Mario's just spreading lies about me!"

A third cop scoffed, "Do you any evidence other than "MeN aRe SeXiSt"?"

"Tons!"

"Liar! They also shared evidence that you intend to libel and slander him! Toadsworth, look at this."

The police showed Toadsworth a receipt showing Peach paid 1,250,000 coins to the Broodals for assisting in murder and defamation. Peach tried to take the evidence and rip it up, but the police restrained her, so she desperately stated, "Mario stole my money and put it under my name!"

Toadsworth rolled his eyes, "Why? So he could pay to kill himself?!"

"Uhhh... yes!"

Mario shouted, "Stop lying!"

"Well, I wouldn't have done anything if you didn't force Rosalina to marry you!"

Rosalina vouched for him, "It wasn't forced!"

"Why didn't you say no to him?!"

"Because Mario and I want to stop being lonely."

"Mario NEEDS to be alone for the rest of his life, shunned by even his own family! His favorite part of that Barbie movie was all the women being oppressed by the patriarchy! Hate him, Rosalina! He just wants to see every inch of you naked and hurt you if you protest!"

"No, he doesn't! He hasn't asked me to do that at all! He'd never hurt me!"

"Yes, he would, he's the new Bowser!"

Luigi objected, "If he was, he would have kept trying to force you to marry him to this day. How do you explain him having the decency to not bother you anymore? He even made a vow to not make the same mistake."

"..."

"Well?"

Peach couldn't explain, so she just shrieked, "Nobody gets it! Times have changed! Boys don't leave you alone when you say no! All I want to do is stop being forced into marriage, AND IF I HAFTA KILL EVERY SINGLE BOY ON EARTH TO PUT AN END TO SUCH AN EPIDEMIC, SO BE IT!"

Peach kicked the police officers holding her down in their balls before grabbing Mario's neck, lifting him off the ground, and pulling out a knife. Another cop tasered her, electrifying her and making her let go of Mario as he backed away. The police cuffed her hands, but not before she tried clawing at them and scratching their eyes out, good thing none of them were harmed. She did a lot of kicking and screaming, so they also cuffed her feet as they hauled her into a police car. She howled as the cop cars drove away, "I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!"

At the Mushroom Kingdom Courthouse, Peach was found guilty of attempted defamation, attempted murder, attempted obstruction of justice, conspiracy, and crimes of passion against Mario long before her trial. Almost none of her friends showed up, they were that heartbroken over her uncharacteristically odious change in personality and all the ad hominem attacks she spewed at them. Only Toadsworth offered to attend.

Before her sentence, she was lectured by the judge about how she could have resolved everything between her and Mario peacefully but didn't. The judge also lectured her on how being mean had not only burned bridges with Mario, but also Luigi, Rosalina, and everyone else that she insulted when they begged her to stop being mean to Mario, scolding her, "You'd still have the book thrown at you if you were a man. You're not being punished for being a woman, you're being punished for being a toxic asshole, big difference."

Maybe Toadstool showed a little semblance of remorse with tears in her eyes, but it was too late now. Toadsworth sternly told a saddened Peach, "These days, I think about the day you came to our kingdom. If we found out that this was what you were going to do with your life, we would have sent you back into that pipe. You were a great monarch, but we'll find another, one that won't go out their way to damage the Mushroom Kingdom's reputation."

The gavel was banged, and the ex-princess was sent to prison.