VOTE FOR SHEFFIELD!

"Good night, Observer." It's weird saying that as a greeting.

"Mmhh~~." Or maybe because it's sunny AF here. The sun is really picking a fight with me! "By the way, how's my swimsuit?" The little white haired girl proudly exhibited her petite body to me. Like I asked before, she was wearing a useless bikini but I didn't expect it to be this useless. To cover her nipple, she uses a pair of bandaids and the only thing covering her pussy is a wet napkin. "By the reaction of your dick, I assume I did good?"

"Can I be honest that I'm much more allured by you wearing clothes?" I think it's more about the feeling I get ripping girls' clothes off of their bodies.

"But you told me to wear this?" I know! I know! I'm sorry! I guess if I want to punish Alpha, I should force her to wear more clothes than usual. "Make up your mind, man."

"Yeah… sorry…" My fault. "Hey, do you remember the other part of your promise?"

"Yeah, you want me to invite Empress so you could cheat on me right in front of my face." I hope I can improve my relationship with Empress until it is good enough that we can have a sex right in front of Alpha.

"Hey, I just want to forge a good relationship with your empress. Is there something wrong with that?"

"Huh?"

"Uh?" What's with that dumb face?

*Chirp* *Chirp* *Chirp*

*Chirp* *Chirp* *Chirp*

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" The little girl screams loudly while doing the ':-O' face. Is she asking me to put a dick in her mouth? If so then she needs to open her mouth bigger cause my dick ain't gonna fit there. "Are you really the one to forge a diplomatic relationship, darling?" Fair question but fuck you! "Sigh… I'll go get her. I also need to tell her to lower her expectations by a lot." You're going to make me cry. Alpha snaps her fingers and a dark portal appears below her which consumes her and leaves me alone at this beach.

Oh yeah, I'm at a beach. How the fuck did I gloss over that? The palm of my feet are starting to register the sandy texture and the rising temperature. Better seek a place to cool down.

"IIIGGGOOOO!" Rather than something to cool me off, a hot stuff finds me instead. In the distance, traveling faster than an incoming tsunami, Purifier is barrelling toward me. "I'M HERE!" The hammerhead shaped meteor crashes down on the beach and creates a massive crater.

"Hey, Puri." I reply to her cheerful greeting with my own standard greeting. "I didn't know that you'll be here."

"Hehehehe~~! Nobody expects the Puri inquisition!" Guess she is right cause I didn't expect her at all. "And of course the great Purifier wouldn't be alone."

"Greetings, Commander Igo." Oh hey, Explorer. You're here too. I assume she came with Purifier cause she definitely wasn't here when Alpha is around.

"Heyo, Explorer. Your bikini is cute." Wait a second… She is always wearing a bikini. What the fuck am I talking about? "Are you the same explorer that I summoned a couple of days ago?" I fought an explorer. Well Kaga fought an explorer in the mirror sea not me but the point still stands. There could be more than one explorer at one point in time so I wonder if this is THE explorer that I summoned or just another copy of her.

"I'm yours." I guess that settled it. She is mine. I'm divorcing Alpha and taking Explorer under my custody.

"Hey now! Don't forget about me!" Purifier pops out from the sand beneath me like a mole. "The powerful Purifier is here!"

"Of course I didn't forget about you, Puri." Not with that volume you're talking in. "By the way, why didn't you come with Alpha earlier?"

"Cause she won't let me." Figure. "Enough of that, let's play! Let's play!" I love how cheerful and happy she is. It's very infectious. If she wasn't my enemy, I would've adopted her.

"How about you make a beach hut or something? I need some place to cool me off from this excruciating heat."

"Affirmative." Explorer summons her rigging and starts chopping down the palm trees around us. With her rigging, she easily cut the trees with her laser bullets. "Building a beach hut." Explorer easily lifts multiple palm trees and processes them. Seeing such a little and fragile girl carrying so much heavy stuff is disheartening to me. Even if I train for my entire life, I would never reach her level of strength. At the very least I can confirm she has the shipgirls' strength. "Done."

"Purifier, can you go get some drinks and snacks? The beach hut seems lonely without them."

"Affirmative." WAIT! NOT YOU! Explorer dashed out of the scene before I could do anything.

"She is very obedient to you, huh…" Purifier commented while holding a beach ball in her hands. Where the fuck did she get that? "Alright let's play a game before—BBBUUUGGGGHHH!" Explorer comes as fast as she goes and returns back to the beach hut with a lot of drinks and snacks. It's just sad that Purifier was in her way so she has to hit the happy siren.

"Done."

"Thanks Explorer." I can't help myself but pat the tiny girl in front of me who has been making my wish come true. "You're really a good girl, aren't you?"

"...Affirmative." That's a weird way to respond to a compliment but I like it.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to beat an old lady to get this." Out of nowhere, Alpha comes out from a newly formed black portal while carrying a box of pizza. Her expression slowly turned from happy to shocked the moment she started scanning the scenery. "… … … What the fuck happened while I was away?" Good question.

"Purifier came." Not in a sexual way.

"I get it." Alpha handed me the pizza box and the lift Purifier by her ankle. "Why are you here?"

"What?! Don't be selfish! I want to play with him too!" In response to Purifier's accustion, Alpha swings her body around and then Slam her to the ground. The Earth shakes when Purifier slammed face first to the sandy beach. "BBBUUUUGGGHHH!"

"And how about you?" After finishing Purifier, Alpha turns her gaze toward my Explorer. "What are you doing here?"

"HEY! Don't be rude to my Explorer like that!" I don't like your attitude, Miss. This is my baby! "Soften your tone and lower your voice, asshole! She is mine!"

"Mine." My explorer, being the good girl that she is, repeats what I said and hugs my body.

"There could only be one white haired little onahole next to him and that's me." I want to fuck the shit out of that smug face.

"I'm in front." She is so smart! I love her so much!

"What the hell is going on here?" Empress timing is as excellent as the shipgirls are as she pops out of a black portal near us. Fucking god damn is she a gorgeous being. I have to kiss her mother for cooking such magnificent food. "So it's you…" Her red eyes gaze straight at me as if she had identified the problem.

"Um… Hello… My name is Igo. How are you doing?" The true and tested NPC response comes out of my mouth without me even wanting it to.

"..." Understandably, Empress looked at me as if I was a weirdo.

"Oh hey Empress! Didn't know that you'd come here." Purifier lifts her head out of the sands and looks up at Empress with sand in her hairs and face. "Why are you here?"

"This human wants to meet me."

"I know it! You're bored of Alpha!" Don't say it out loud, Puri. You're going to hurt Alpha's non-existing feelings. "Why immediately go for Empress when I'm here?" Please stay in line. I have to fuck some people first.

"This human wants to forge a diplomatic relationship." If you know that someone wants to be friends with you for some benefits, does that increase the likelihood that both of you will be friends or not? I really need to know right now.

"Hmm? Why would he—-BBBBBBUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Thank you for the assistance there, Alpha. I guess you're not that bad after all. Any more of Puri's words and it might decrease my chance of forming an advantageous relationship with Empress.

"Well, I guess I should introduce both of you to each other since this is your first time meeting her with a healthy mind." Okay, fuck you! The last time was because of you, bitch! "Empress, this is the Azur Lane's commander, Igo. Igo, this is Empress." Alpha must be pretty high up in the siren's echelon for being able to address Empress so casually like that.

"The man that screamed and crashed onto me. Yes, I remember." Fuck! I already left a bad impression on her. If before this was an uphill battle, now the angle is 90 degrees. "Tell me, what did Alpha do to you before I arrived?"

"Hmm? Hmmmm… If my memory serves me right then she was in the middle of stabbing my head with a lot of needles." Dunno if I need to tell her that Alpha was importing information into my brain. Better keep that in my pocket for now.

"I see…" Empress looked at Alpha from the corner of her eyes as if she was looking at a freak.

"Hey! I have my own reason!" Yeah, because you're a sadistic little slut. There must be a better and less painful way of delivering information but because of her sadistic nature, she chose that path.

"Can I also ask why you visited us at that time?"

"No particular reason." Ah, I see… It must be confidential, right? That just makes me more curious, Empress. "Huh, here." Empress extends her hand toward me like she wants me to grab it. "This is what you humans do when introducing yourself, right?" Ah, she wants to shake hands with me.

"Mhmm~~" There's absolutely no way I can leave someone like her hanging. I grab Empress's hand and it's cold. I expect her body temperature to be slightly higher considering we're on a beach but she is cold, physically. How about I warm her up? "Well since you're here, how about having a drink with me? Explorer had just built a nice beach hut."

"Fine." I have no idea if things are going smoothly or not. I'm not a diplomat so this is not my area of expertise. Empress hops off her massive rigging and walks toward the beach hut which is manned by Alpha…? Since when was she there? Hopefully she is not here to ruin my chance with this hot babe. I mean, this beautiful empress.

"What can I get you two lovebirds?" GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I knew Alpha won't just let me have my way!

"We're not–"

"Something sweet and spicy." Of course the Empress wouldn't care about such low tease from Alpha. I should learn from her.

"I guess I'll take one too."

"Alright, something spicy and sweet for the couple coming right up." I'm going to fuck her so viciously that our sex tape will R-30. "Hmm~~ Hmm~~" Is it just me or does she actually act like a real bartender? She pours several alcohol into a mixing cup and mixes them thoroughly. At first she used both of her hands but then let her tentacles do the shaking. That's very convenient. Alpha then rests her head on her hands on top of the table and then asks. "So~~ How did you two meet each other?"

"Can I punch her?" I couldn't help myself but blurt out a request for violence.

"I thought you were never going to ask." Hey, me and Empress are on the same wavelength. Thanks Alpha!

"Hey now~ I'm still making your drinks, remember. If you punch me then this drink will go down with me." I bet Explorer can make a better drink than her. "Hmm~~ Hmm~~" The little bitch hums happily as she swings the shaker around her head as if she was using a morning star. If that shaker hit me, I'm going to die.

"Explorer, can I ask you to bring out the snacks?"

"Affirmative." Explorer get behind the counter and dive beneath the table. She then brings out a big bowl full of chips and a smaller bowl filled with some orange sauce. "Enjoy."

"HEY! I'm the bartender here!" Then do your job properly.

"Indeed, but Commander Igo asked for me." Can I bring this one home? I really need someone who just listens to me like her.

"Hmm… you're a weird one…" Empress squints her eyes at Explorer and scans her body carefully. "Who's your administrator?"

"Commander Igo."

"Whose side are you on again?" Fucking–! It hurts more when The Empress of your enemy is the one who asked. What's next? She is going to knight me or something.

"Alpha forces me to oblige. If not, she's going to tie me down and have sex with me for an entire month nonstop."

"That's not a punishment for you, that's a reward." Shut up, Alpha. I'm trying to be a respectful person here. "Here's your drinks, you lovebirds~~" Alpha slides 2 mugs(?) filled with colorful cocktails for both me and Empress. I was expecting a fancy wine glass but what the fuck are these mugs?! Do I look like Eugen to you?!

"Sigh…" Empress doesn't say anything regarding the mug and instead, grabs the handle and starts gulping down the alcohol. Well, she is the siren's Empress after all. She must've gotten used to Alpha's shenanigans.

"Uggh…" Now that Empress have taken a gulp, I have to. It would definitely be awkward if Empress was the only one who drank this stuff. I grab the handle of my mug and try a little sip of the cocktail. "Hmm!" To my absolute surprise, the drink was excellent. The rate of sweetness and spiciness blend just right to compliment each other.

"Hehehehe~~ How is it? Good, right?" Just for this time, I let you have that smug smile on your face. She deserves a praise or two for this drink.

"Are you that bored that you become so good at making human drinks?" Empress asking the real question here.

"Please~~ You're just jealous that I'm not as simpleminded as you're." Please don't piss her off more, Alpha. I'm going to get caught in the crossfire. "You should try and relax, Empress. You're going to be an annoying and loud old woman if you keep going at this pace."

"Hah… That's a nice thought…" What's with that gloom expression on her face? Does this have something to do with growing old for the siren kind or something? I can only assume because that's what they're talking about.

"HEY! I'M BACK!" The loud cheerful siren returns with a grand slam that shakes the earth. If we were fighting, she would be the most annoying and obnoxious villain ever.

"Well shit, now the beach is all destroyed." Is this how normal people feel around Dragon Ball characters? One swing of their arms and an entire scenery is gone.

"Sigh… You should've never invited her if you want a peaceful time."

"I didn't invite her. She just popped out of nowhere."

"Well, is there any place that you want to visit, darling~~?" If you keep using that tone then let's visit a hotel first. Definitely need to fuck her brain out.

"Is there any place that you like to visit, Empress?" I should give Empress some chance to change the scenery. I don't want to look like a selfish asshole.

"Hmm… I don't know… I'm bored of the sea…" Well, understandable. She has been in the sea for what I assume her entire life so I guess she had gotten bored of it. "Everywhere is the same. Just a bunch of fishes and an empty sea…" Fishes, huh… If she is bored of fishes then how about other animals?

"How about a zoo?"

"Zoo, huh… Sure…" *Snap* Empress snaps her fingers and her rigging forms out of thin air. The huge, impressive, and cool AF dark metallic rigging. I assume her rigging is in the shape of a shark skeleton based on what I've seen. Hey, I'm no biologist. "Come."

"Huh?" I was taken aback when Empress extended her arm at me after she climbed on to her rigging. She is sitting on the mouth of the shark, huh… Fucking hell, she is amazing!

"I said come here." I heard what you said. I'm just surprised because of it. I nervously grabbed Empress's hand and pulled myself up onto the mouth of the rigging. "Sit." The woman said plainly as she slapped her naked thighs. I just realized that this woman is only wearing a white bikini with some very long translucent drapes coming from beneath her bra. Is this siren fashion or something?

"Uuuh… Sure…" I carefully placed my ass on Empress's thighs and was surprised by how not cold it was. I was expecting the cold to stab me in the ass from what I had experienced when I shook her hand before but nope, her thighs are comfortable to sit on.

"Closer. You'll fall if you're too far." Empress circles her left arm around my body and pulls me toward her. Also, this woman is tall. Even when I was sitting on her lap, her chin was still above my head.

"HEY! YOU HAVEN'T PAY FOR YOUR DRINKS!" Alpha climbs up on the back of Empress's rigging and rides on the long tail segment. "Alright, go!"

"Can Explorer join too, Empress?" It's sad to leave her here all alone. I tilt my head up and see that Empess is nodding her head. "Thank you!" So she does have a heart! That makes me happy and hopeful! "Explorer, get on the back with Alpha!"

"Affirmative." The kind and obedient white haired little girl jumps on the back with Alpha just like instructed her to.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!?" It's time for the loud one (Puri) to come and hop on Empress's rigging. The problem isn't that she is coming, it is that she is sitting on top of the upper jaw whereas me and Empress are sitting on the lower jaw. "I'm ready!"

"Sigh…" I understand Empress's frustration. Her rigging is a weapon but now it's more like a school bus. "This is what I get for agreeing with her…" I'm so sorry! This is all my fault! I should've known that Alpha won't make it easy for me! I should've not asked her to invite Empress! I bet Tester is a better woman for the job.

*Snap*

Empress snaps her fingers and a black portal appears in front of us. The rigging moves into the portal and beyond the black portal is the familiar sight of a zoo. I've not been in a zoo for a long time but has it always been this massive?

"Empress! Empress! There's a map over there! I want to see it!" Puri… Nevermind. At the very least I'm glad that there won't be an awkward silence as long as she is here. Empress moved her rigging toward the big billboard in front of us and my god is this place ginormous. Did they build this to simulate what it's like in a jungle? Because they have succeeded. My mind hurts just trying to understand the map. "LION! LION! I want to see a lion!"

"Lion, huh…" Empress's rigging turns like a truck directly toward where the lion's pen is.

"Ah Empress, how about we follow the path? We might find something interesting on our way there." Empress's rigging floats above the ground so it's easy for her to just go straight to the lion's pen but I don't think that's a good idea. We won't get that zoo date experience if we just fly over everything.

"Sure." Empress lower her rigging until it's just above the path and start moving her rigging following the map.

"Oohh~~! What's that stupid looking thing?!" Is there need to be rude to the animal, Puri?

"That's a turkey."

"Wait! I thought you ate those? Why do you keep it here?" That's a fair question.

"If I have to guess we're probably somewhere that doesn't usually see turkey." I mean, there's no pen for a normal house cat, right? "Don't eat it please."

"No promise." Well, this is a dream so I guess it's okay. "Hey Igo, what's that pink cloud thing on a stick?"

"Hmm? Ah! That's cotton candy. It's sweet. Go grab one if you want to."

"Alpha! Please!" Tentacles emerge from the back of the rigging toward the stall and they grab several cotton candies. She hands them to everyone. "Thanks!"

"Mmh…" Empress bites down on the cotton candy and I'm glad when she raises her eyebrows in a good way. "Mmh~~" So she likes sweet things, huh… Noted!

"Ooh! There's a bunch of completely black chickens over there!" Did they bathe it in black paint or something? "Go!" Puri sends her rigging toward the black chicken pen and it grabs several of them with its 'mouth'. It then swims toward us and hands the chickens to Puri. "It's big black cocks!" If Alpha was the one who said it, I know she meant the innuendos but this is Puri so I can't tell. "Hmmh? Its inside is also completely black. Alpha, can we cook it?"

"Alright. Give it to me!" The next thing I heard was a lot of chicken torturing. The chicken sounds like it's in a lot of pain. "Careful with the heat! You're going to burn it."

"Calm down! I've cooked cock before." Sssssssshhh! Those men died in a lot of pain. "Butter… black pepper… salt… chili… honey…" Alright, it's starting to sound delicious.

"If you want it then just say it." Like usual, mind reading ability. I guess it's no surprise for Empress to have it. "I'll give you permission to climb my rigging over me."

"How about you, Empress? Do you want some?" Maybe I should hand feed her? She is driving after all. "Alpha, can I get a plateful?"

"Kay~~!" Alpha's tentacle arrived near me with a plate that had a piece of roasted chicken and accompanied by several lumps of different sauces on the edge of the plate. "Here~~"

"Thanks!" I grab the plate from Alpha. "Which sauces do you want to test first, Empress?" I asked her as I tore a piece from the chicken.

"...The orange one." I dip the piece of meat into the sauce that Empress wants.

"Alright~~ Here, aaahh~~" I bring the meat near Empress's mouth and push it inside once she opens her mouth. "Is it good?"

"Mmm~~ Mmm~~ Mmh~~" She doesn't puke immediately so I guess it's good. "Ketchup…"

"Okay~~" I tore a piece again and dipped it in the dark red sauce before bringing it to Empress's mouth. "Open up~~"

"Aaaa… mmm~~ mmm~~ mmmh~~" I'm glad that Empress enjoyed it. I should kiss the cook. "The soy sauce."

"Mhhmm~~" I tore a piece of meat and then smear it with the dark liquid. I hope this is a sweet soy sauce cause Empress seems to like sweet things. "Here~~ Aaah~~"

"Aaa… Mmm~~ Mmhh~~ Mmmhh~~" Little by little, the edges of Empress's lip curve upward. I wonder if she is getting thirsty. Better be prepared.

"Alpha, can you grab a bottle of water?"

"Wait a minute~~" Alpha's tentacles extend from the back of the rigging toward a store and instead of grabbing a single bottle, she grabs the entire refrigerator. "Here~" Alpha's tentacles approach us , open up the refrigerator, and give me a cold water bottle. "I'm going to need some too." And with that, the refrigerator is pulled to the back where I assume a feast is happening.

"Hey! Don't forget to share with Explorer." Knowing how selfish both Alpha and Puri can be, I won't even doubt that they forget that Explorer came with us. "By the way Empress, if you're thirsty then just ask, kay?"

"Hmm…" She is driving after all. It'll be hilarious for us to accidently crash into an animal pen but I don't want to leave a bad memory in Empress's mind. "We arrive."

"YAY! LION!" Puri, calm down! The rigging shakes from your excitement for heaven sake! The lion pen is pretty low. It's like 2 - 3 meters lower than us. Not only that, there's also a moat between the island where the lions are and the wall. "EAT THIS!"

"BA-GAWK!" Wait, you were keeping a live chicken this whole time?! Puri threw a live chicken into the lion pen which of course caught the attention of the lions. "BA-GAWK!" Sensing the danger, the chicken tried to glide away from the danger but like I said, there was nowhere for it to run with the tall wall surrounding the pen. "BA-GAWK! BA-GAWK! BUK BUK BA-GAWK!" The sound of it claws scraping against the wall as it cries for help is fucking devastating. I can't believe I'm feeling sad for a chicken but here we are. The siren somehow managed to make me feel sad for my food.

"Grrrmmm!" The lions are eyeing the chicken with pure malices. Their teeth are out and each and every single one of them is lining up near the water edge.

"BA-GAWK!" 1... 2... "BA-GAWK!"

"ROOOAAARR!" The lions jump at the chicken before it even hits the water. A lion manages to chomp down on the chicken and bring it down into the water where the lion ends the chicken's life subscription. The sound of the chicken neck being broken reverb through the air and it sounds sickening. "Rrrrr!" The lion drags the lifeless body of the chicken onto the island where it proceeds to maul the living shit out of it.

"MORE! I WANT TO SEE A CHASE!" At least one of us is enjoying this. "Empress, let's go to the deer pen. I want to grab one."

"Sigh… fine." Did she remember the map? Cause I don't. Empress moved her rigging to the right and something caught Puri's eyes after we went past the lion pen.

"Eh? There's a single cat in there." All of us turn our heads toward where the cheerful girl is pointing and she is right, there's a single big cat in a pen. Its pen is similar to the lions so it's weird that there's only a single specimen in there. "Is that a tiger?"

"Hmm… The sign says it's a liger."

"Did you bite your tongue or something?" No. It is literally what it said on the sign. "What's a liger?"

"It's a cross breed between lion and tiger." Thanks for the explanation, Alpha.

"Eh? They fucking?! I thought they would fight the moment they met."

"Naturally, yes. But humans force them to fuck." What? Did they lock a lion and a tiger in a room filled with aphrodisiac and some jazzy tunes? "And you said that we were the bad guys." Hey, it's a matter of perspective.

"Wait! What would happen if we let a lion fuck a human? Would it be a luman or hion? How would the child look? Ugly? Weird?" I don't like where this is going.

"Hmm~~ That sounds interesting." Alpha's sadistic tone was as clear as the sky. Oh no… *Snap* Alpha snapped her fingers and people started to fade in around us. Kids, women, men, and even elderly. This place starts to become more noisy. "Hey darling~~ Pick a woman to your liking!"

"Huh?"

"Pick a beautiful woman!" I don't like the right that Alpha had just given me. This is not a basic human right so can you take it from me?

"Ugh…" I close my eyes and randomly point my finger. Sorry to whoever person I'm choosing. "Her!" I slowly open my eyes to see who is the unlucky woman. The woman that I picked has long brownish red hair and is wearing a combination of tank top, crop top jacket, and jeans. I don't know who you're but I'm so sorry.

"Alright." Alpha's tentacles creep toward the woman and when they're like a meter away from her, the woman notices the arrival of her doom. So we're invisible to them, huh… No wonder. I would expect a lot more screaming and murmuring if they actually can see these sirens.

"WHAT?! STAY BACK!" The woman screams at the tentacles while retreating away. Woman, turn around and run! "DON'T COME!" TURN AROUND AND RUN! Like a character from a horror movie, the woman keeps retreating while still facing the tentacles. You can't run away effectively if you're facing the danger, woman. *Thud* "NO! STAY AWAY!" And now she trips and falls on her ass. You know what? I changed my mind. I'm not sorry for her anymore.

"Come here~~" Alpha's tentacles wrapped around the woman's limbs and then brought her up to us. Is that how I usually look? "Empress, can you bring us closer to the lion pen?"

"NO! LET ME GO!" Calm down, woman. I've been in your position a lot and you don't see me screaming for my life. Empress's rigging turns around and comes closer to the lion pen. "NO! NO!"

"Thank you~~" Alpha proceeded to tear the woman's clothes apart. Her naked body was there for all to see. B-cup breasts, unshaved pussy, and a round ass. Hmm… I push my body backward and feel Empress's boobs on my backside. Yep, Empress's are much bigger and more elastic.

"Enjoying yourself?"

"EEK!" Fuck! I forget that she is THE EMPRESS! I let my guard down for a fucking second and I've already sign my death contract! I'M GOING TO DIE! "Sorry…"

"Sigh…" Ah fuck… I've really done it now. "Just say it." Empress surrounded my stomach with her arms and then pulled me closer to her. The sensation of her breasts on my back is now more clearer than ever. "Don't move around so suddenly."

"Yeah… sorry…" Is it because her rigging could topple over?

"Alpha, you need to set up the place first before throwing the woman in." Puri is very enthusiastic about this. I shouldn't be weird out about this considering what kind of a being she is.

"Mmmhhhhh… Guess you're right." Alpha spreads her tentacles all around the pen and from the suckers, excrete some pink substances that flow down the wall. The pink substances quickly evaporated into pink smokes and instead of going up like normal smoke does, these smokes went down as if it was heavier than air. "Purifier, go do your job."

"Leave it to me!" Puri summons her rigging and goes down into the lion pen. "Nothing personal kitties~~ It's just my job!" And proceed to massacre the entire population except for a single male lion. I guess that's why her name is Purifier. Because her job is purifying the place where the test is happening from unneeded variables. "Alpha! I'm done!"

"Mhm~~ Come back here! I'm going to throw the woman down." The woman who owns the hammerhead rigging gleefully oblige to Alpha's command and comes back up and sits on top of the upper jaw again. "Alright~~ One~~ Two~~ Oooppss~~~" Never have I heard a more mischievous tone than the one she had just now. She definitely dropped the woman on purpose.

"KKKKKKKYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!" My eyes are glued to the woman as she falls into the pen and lands on the island. "No… No… NO! STAY AWAY!"

"Ggrrrr…" So that's a lion's penis, huh… What's that white things on its penis? Are my eyes playing tricks on me? "Gggrrrr…" The length of the penis is comparably small when compared with the length of its body. I was expecting the king of animals to have a massive dong but honestly, I have no idea where that expectation came from.

"NO! STAY AWAY! NNNOOOOO!" The woman starts crying as she crawls away from the lion. "BACK! BACK! DON'T COME HERE! SSSTTAAAAYYY AAAAWWWAAAYYY!" Why did she stop crawling and just sit there screaming at the lion?! Stand up and fight!

"GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR!" The lion pounced on the woman and forced her on the ground. Hmm… The lion's penis may be small when compared to the lion's entire body but compared to a human body, it's pretty long. If the tip of my dick reaches the lung of an adult woman like the lion's, no one would want to have sex with me and that's understandable. My dick could only achieve such an achievement when I have sex with Alpha but that's because she has the body of a little girl.

"NO! NO! NO!" The woman cried as loud as she could while trying to push the lion away but to no avail, the lion was simply too big and heavy for her. "NO! NO! PLEASE NO! SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE HELP ME!" Sorry but there's simply nothing that I could do. Unnecessary interference will just spoil the mood which might make things harder between me and Empress. Besides, this is just a dream. She probably will wake up and wonder why she had a dream of having sex with a lion. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

"GGGrrrrrrrrr…" The lion finally push its ding dong inside the woman and my god does it looks painful. "Ggggrrrrrrrrrr!" It was clear that there was no room for the lion's long penis inside the woman but that doesn't discourage the lion as it tries to keep pushing its dick inside.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! STOP! STOP! PLEASE! IT HURTS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" I turn my face away in disgust. I have no idea why I thought I might get a boner from watching a woman get fucked by a lion but I know now that's not happening. This is just disgusting. "SSSTTTOOOPPP! SSSTTOOOPP! PLEASE! NO! NO! FUCK! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sorry… I'm really sorry…

"Annoying."

*BBBZZZTT*

"Huh?" Silence quickly befalls the area after a quick electric sound. I look back in the pen and see the horrific scene has stopped. "Uh…" It seems that someone has shot something that went through both the woman and the lion, killing them both in the process. I use my eyes to trail the source from the hole on the corpses and notice that it was coming from one of the barrels on Empress's rigging. It even still has white smoke coming out of it.

"Bbbooooo~~~! Empress party pooper! Boooo~~!" Okay! I seriously need to discipline Puri.

"Shut up. The woman's cry is annoying so I kill her." But in doing so, free her from her suffering.

"..." Maybe this whole 'making friends' with the siren isn't so hopeless after all. Maybe… Just maybe… I have a chance. Maybe Empress isn't as scary nor heartless as I make her out to be. "..." Yeah! I can do this! I'll become friends with Empress and stop the siren war!

That's not cleaning, Explorer. That's waterboarding.

"I'm more interested in you."

Is she an obsolete technology or something?

"Mmh… Darling, why did a submarine show up?"

"Are you entertained by looking at the color red?"