Tinny Ford (Part 3)

This was it!

She finally had the perfect weapon against her rival.

Mabel Pines own family!

Bonnie stalked through the empty living room and into her own bedroom shutting the door and, cackling, rushed to a table beside her mirror-dresser. On top of it stood The shack miniature figurine along with little wooden dolls representing each member of the Pines family as well as a lamp, brush, an airhorn, and a whole bunch of other things. Bonnie opened the jar and flipped it so that her prisoners landed on the top of the dresser, trapped! "Now what to do with the five of you?" She asked.

Stan helped Ford to his feet. "You let us go, you monster!"

Ford adjusted his crooked glasses as Fids helped the girls up. All five of them were staring at Bonnie with angry glares.

Bonnie chuckled. "Oh, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your little heads," Bonnie cooed and then smirked. "If you cooperate."

"No!" Stan snapped. "We'd never do anything for you!"

"Bonnie please." Susan said. "This is extreme, can't you just let us all go?"

"No!" Bonnie hissed. "These four wrong me, and my brother." She reasoned. "However, you did nothing wrong." She realized picking Susan up by the scruff of her shirt.

"Put her down!" Stan yelled protectively.

"Relax." Bonnie assured him. "Susan here is going somewhere she can avoid punishment and stay out of the way." She explained.

"If you think I'm just gonna stand by and let you hurt my friend-" She looked down at a bag of Gummy Koalas Bonnie held. "Gummy Koalas!" She gasped.

Bonnie dropped her into the bag, where she immediately picked up the first koala she saw and bit into it.

Bonnie turned her attention to the remaining prisoners. She flicked on the lamp and turned it on Stanford. Ford hissed in pain and put a hand over his eyes to block out the light. "Now you! Tell me exactly how you came across this magic item. Did someone tell you about it? Did you… read about it somewhere?"

Ford glanced at the Journal in his jacket. He looked up at Bonnie. "Lean closer and I'll tell you."

Bonnie leaned her head down, ear turned toward Ford. Ford rammed his body into the airhorn trigger, causing it to go off in her ear. Bonnie howled and, one hand on her ear, took a step back. She turned around, a blush coming to her cheeks at being tricked. She snarled and spun around, knocking the lamp clean off the dresser and raised one fist. "I could squish you all right now!"

For a second, a strike of fear stabbed into Ford's chest as he realizes he just got his friends in more trouble. They took a few steps back.

Bonnie took a deep breath. "Calm yourself, Bonnie. You can use them. You can use them…"

(Back At the Shack…)

Ria set up another mirror to complete the mirror maze. Mabel looked over the maze. "Ha! This mirror maze is one of your best ideas yet! We'll make a fortune off this!"

Ria beamed and looked up at her. "Thanks Ms. Pines."

The phone rang.

"Who could that be?" Mabel walked out to the kitchen and picked up the phone. "Hello! This is Mabel!"

Bonnie, brushing her hair back as she spoke, stated, "Mabel Pines! How are you doing?"

"Ugh. Bonnie, I don't know how you got this number, but don't call back." Mabel warned.

"W-wait! I-" Bonnie started. The phone hung up.

Mabel walked back into the mirror room.

"Hello? Hello? Argh!" Bonnie slammed the phone back down. She hesitated and then cackled. "What am I doing? I don't need ransom! I have this!" He held up the flashlight and looked over it. Ford and Stan looked at each other, mirroring each other's look of concern. "I'll shrink Mabel and take the Shack for myself!"

"No!" Heather exclaimed.

"You can't do that!" Fids said.

"Somewhere in that shack Mabel is hiding the deed." Bonnie reasoned. "And with her out of the way I'll find it, and when the deed is in my hand the cops will see that the shack belongs to me!"

She put the flashlight in her pocket and scooped up the Mabel, Stanford, and Stan figurines. "And if you step out of line, SMASH!" He tore the heads off the dolls and threw them on the desk.

Ford jumped back to avoid being hit by his own head.

"Hey Bonnie!" Buddy's voice drifted through the closed door. "Granddaddy says the ice cream truck is here!"

Bonnie brightened. "Wait right there!" She raced out of his bedroom and shut the door behind her.

"Was that Buddy?" Heather asked.

"He must be distracting her so we can escape!" Stan suggested.

Ford grabbed the lip of the Gummy Koala's bag and attempted to use his weight to drag it down. Stan pushed and climbed on it to add to the weight and drag them down. Moments later Susan landed on the desk. "Ugh! Now I'm all sticky." She took another bite out of the head of a bodiless Gummy Koala.

"We have to save Mabel." Heather said. "Who knows how much time Buddy can buy us?"

"Okay, how are we going to do this?" Ford paced around in a circle. "Bonnie's got magic."

"And a zillion inches on us," Stan agreed.

"We just have to be creative." Heather insisted.

"Maybe if we make it to Buddy he can walk us there." Fids added.

"And how do we do that?" Susan asked.

Ford looked over at the hairbrush. "Hmm… I think I have an idea." He said.

(Back with Bonnie…)

The ice cream truck was indeed outside, and so was Buddy.

"Where have you been all day?" Bonnie asked him.

"Keeping an eye on the enemy." Buddy reasoned. "I helped them find the doohickey you took." He admitted.

"You mean this?" Bonnie asked holding up the flashlight.

"Yeah so what do we do now?" He asked.

"Two fudgy bars." Bonnie said to the ice-cream man who quickly filled their orders before driving away. "I'm gonna use this on Mabel, with her out of the way we can search the shack for the deed."

"And the twins?" Buddy asked.

"There inside on my desk with their friends too small to keep up." Bonnie explained. "Don't worry I'm keeping Susan out of this. I'll turn her back to normal once we're done."

Buddy looks stunned, Bonnie was actually kind enough to leave her out of this.

"Come on bro, give me some credit." She said as if reading his mind. "She's done us no harm."

Buddy smiled, and for a moment he forgives her for everything.

"Now let's go destroy our enemy's lives!" She added.

And just like that Buddy remembers why he's here. "I think we ought to lock them up just in case." He lectured. "I'll go do that and catch up with you at the bus stop."

"Fine." Bonnie said, "But hurry!" And with that she raced off towards the bus.

And Buddy wasted no time racing inside the house.

(Back with Ford…)

They were on the move,

By making a rope out of hair tied to Bonnie's hairbrush they were able to reach the floor. Stan and Ford wasted no time as they climbed down and stopped only to help Fids, Susan and Heather reach the bottom before they ran through the carpet. They easily squeezed under the door and to the living room, where they hid in a pair of shoes.

Buddy suddenly runs in..

"Buddy down here!" Susan insisted.

Buddy barley hears her but managed to look down. "Guys we got to hurry!" He insisted.

He reached out his hand where the gang wasted no time climbing on. "You can hide in my pocket." He instructed. "We've got to meet Bonnie at the bus stop!"

He raced off then, out of the house and towards the bus stop.

"I can't believe you two got us in this mess." Heather began to lecture.

"We're lucky Buddy is willing to help." Fids added.

"Stan started it!" Ford yelled.

"You're the one who cheated to get taller." Stan yelled.

"You guys are brothers." Susan cut in. "Why are you fighting like this?"

Stan pulls out a notebook which keeps track of wins and losses between him and Ford. He looked to his brother knowingly. "I guess it's that, you're like better than me at like everything, and you always rub it in my face..." he told his brother. "Chess, checkers, ping pong. I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once."

Ford look stunned as the events of today suddenly made since to him. "Oh man, now I feel like a big jerk."

"Don't you mean a little jerk?" Stan teased.

"Oh, I guess I walked into that one." Ford said as they all began to laugh.

Finally, when they stopped Ford asked. "Are we cool?"

"We're cool." Stan said as he gives him a fist bump.

"Finally!" Heather said. "As for you!" She pointed to Fids. "You are the worst at keeping these two from getting us in trouble."

"Sorry." Fids apologized sheepishly.

"Well, I'm just glad we figured it all out so we can get out of this." Susan said.

"Sorry we pulled you into our blood feud with Bonnie." Ford told her.

"Are you kidding?" Susan asked. "I've never had this much excitement in my life!"

"So, you'll join us for more adventures?" Stan asked hopefully.

Susan smiled. "Sure."

Meanwhile, Buddy has caught up to Bonnie just in time to board the bus. Moments later they stand before the Shack.

"We're coming for you Mabel." Bonnie vowed.

"Guys I don't think Buddy can get the flashlight on his own." Heather said as she peaked outside of his pocket. "Bonnie might be expecting that."

"We got to help!" Ford said.

"But how are we supposed to get that flashlight?" Stan asked. "We're no bigger than ants"

"I don't know!" Ford gasped. "We're just going to have to get her to drop it or something!"

Ford looked about and then smiled. Gompers plucked at some grass. Ford looked at his brother's back, where half a koala hand stuck to him probably from standing too close to Susan. Ford took the piece of gummy and whistled. Gompers perked up. "Stan once Gompers gets here, I want you to throw that at Bonnie!"

"Got it, bro!" Stan unstuck his hands from it. Gompers baaed and then sniffed before walking over to them. Once the goat was in range the friends jumped on to him from the pocket as Stan climbed up Buddy's clothes and flicked the candy into Bonnie's hair before jumping down.

Heather caught his hand as he nearly missed landing on the goat before pulling him up.

Just in time too, for Gompers charged at Bonnie to get to the gummy. Bonnie looked back and yelped. The flashlight fell out of her hands as she raced away. The shrunken gang hopped off the goat and waved up to Buddy.

"Hey Bud, down here!" Stan insisted.

Buddy who had dodged the goat looked down to see his friends and the flashlight. "Good thinking guys." He said picking up the light.

"Okay, Bud, get me first." Ford ordered.

"Why should you go first?" Stan countered.

Ford groaned. "That doesn't matter right now!"

"Yeah, it does. Let me go first." Stan argued.

"You guys!" Heather yelled.

"Not again." Fids complained.

"You'll punch Bonnie and then everything will go sour." Ford stated the obvious.

"Bonnie needs to be punched." Stan said. "No offense Bud." He added to their larger friend.

Buddy shrugged trying to decide who to listen to.

"Stan, Ford we don't have time for this!" Susan reminded them.

Gompers bleated in pain and ran off as Bonnie kicked him away. She then turns to see her brother holding the light and pointing it at the enemy.

"Look I'll do Susan first." Buddy suggested and moved to grow her back to her normal size when Bonnie snatches the light out of his hand. "Well, what do we have here?"

Everyone gasped!

"Bonnie I can explain." Buddy tried.

"Save it!" She snapped. "I knew you were going soft." She admitted. "But to downright betray me!" She turned the flashlight on her own brother.

"Bonnie wait!" Buddy exclaimed.

Too late, Buddy was soon as tinny as the other's. Bonnie than scooped them all up in her fist. "I daresay you almost got the drop on me if it wasn't for your sibling bickering'."

"Bonnie please don't do this!" Buddy begged.

"Bonnie please listen to your brother!" Heather insisted.

Bonnie laughed. "You are so naïve." She cackled. "He was spying on you for me this whole time!'

"What?" Fids looked stunned and hurt, they all did.

However, no one looked as hurt as Stan. "Is that true Bud?" He asked.

"I was angry." Buddy admitted. "But I don't feel that way anymore."

"This is all your fault!" Stan yelled. "We trusted you!"

"So much for friends." Bonnie teased as she shoved them in her pocket.

"Guys I'm so sorry." Buddy said.

Stan turned away in anger.

Buddy looked at Ford and Fids. "I tried to tell you."

Ford sighed. "I know, and I meant what said back in the woods." Ford assured him. "But Stan has a habit of holding a grudge a lot longer."

"So, what all did you tell her?" Heather asked.

"Nothing." Buddy swore. "But I can tell you something."

"And you expect us to believe you!" Stan shouted.

"Stan please let him speak." Susan insisted.

"Fine." Stan scoffed.

"There are more journals." Buddy confessed.

"What!" The gang said in unison.

"My granddaddy gave one to Bonnie." Buddy confessed. "It's where he found the stones to make my bow tie and her hair bow." He explained. "It has the number 2 on it! And it looks just like yours." He told Ford.

"So, if there's a two and three there must be a first one!" Heather realized.

"Yeah if the second one really does exist." Stan scoffed.

"Stanley I know I've hurt you." Buddy said. "And I know you may never trust me again, but I promise the journal is real."

"Whatever." Stan snapped. "Let's just save Grauntie Mabel so I can never have to see your face again."

"Stan!" Fids started.

"No, he's right." Buddy assured him. "We got to finish this."

Meanwhile, Bonnie kicks open the door of the Mystery Shack holds out flashlight and turns it on "The Shack is mine, Mabel Pines!"

"NO!" The gang sneaks a look out of her pocket and stared at the ground in horror. Ria, has her hands on her head, shaking violently. She opened one eye and then squeaked as she notice she had shrunk down to the size of a pea.

"What?" Bonnie breathed. She growled picked up an empty jar off the counter before adding all of her prisoners to it including Ria. She then held it up to eye height. "Tell me where Mabel is!"

"Never! I'd never rat out Ms. Pines!" Ria declared.

Bonnie shook the jar and then held it up by the lid, as if preparing to drop it. "Come on, Southerner, is she really worth your life?"

"Ria!" Mabel called from somewhere deep in the house. "That lamp you brought in here won't turn on! Could you grab the ladder so I can give it a look please?"

Bonnie's gaze snapped to Mabel's direction. "Ha! There you are!" She stuffed the jar in her pocket and stalked off. "Oh, Mabel! I'm comin' for ya!"

The Gang attempted to break the glass they were in, but it didn't even crack. Eventually, they all sat down. Ria ran her fingers through her hair. "Ugh! I'm so sorry. I messed this up."

"Nah, don't blame yourself," Stan sighed. "If I hadn't been so busy arguing with Ford we'd be bigger now and could have stopped her."

"I'm the one who brought it home." Ford added.

"And I should have been clear with you two from the beginning about Bonnie." Buddy said the obvious.

"She's your sister." Heather said giving Stan a look. "Your twin sister, and twins do anything for each other. Right Stan?"

Stan bit his lip as he thought about it. "Yeah I guess I can understand that." He said looking at Buddy.

"So, are we okay?" Buddy asked him.

Stan nodded. "Yeah, but now I'm taking Mabel's words to use." He said. "I've got my eyes on you."

Buddy smiled. "That's fair." He admitted.

During this, Bonnie entered the last room to the right and then stopped. It was full of mirrors- all of which reflected Mabel.

Mabel looked surprised to see her. "Oh Bonnie, I thought I heard you. You know, I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze. And since you keep barging in. Why don't you give them a try?" She asked as her reflection disappeared from all the mirrors.

"You come back here!" Bonnie yelled as she stuffed his flashlight in her other pocket and ran into the maze.

"Try and find me, Creep!" Mabel teased.

"Guys I think we can twist the lid off if we get on each other's shoulders." Susan suggested.

"Good idea." Ford agreed as they got into position.

Stan who was on Ria's shoulders; held Ford on his shoulders, who held Fids. Stan wheezed, "You done yet?"

Fids caught his hand on one of the holes at the top and moved it. "Almost! Almost… there!" He tipped the lid off and grabbed onto the lip of the jar.

"Let's get that flashlight before Bonnie gets Mabel!" Ford announced and, with Fids's help, got up and out of the jar. They threw down a loose string from inside of Bud's pocket to help Stan and the rest get out. The gang popped their heads out of the pocket and looked about. Ford pointed to the flashlight in the other pocket. The gang nodded and began to climb across Bonnie's clothes over to their target. And soon they plopped down into her other pocket.

But before they could push it out, Bonnie snatched the flashlight.

Ahead of them, Mabel's reflection loomed over Bonnie. As quick as she could, she pointed the flashlight at her. The light reverberated and shot off like a laser. Bonnie yelped and, hands over her head, flattened himself to the ground. After springing off multiple mirrors, it shrunk a moose head on the wall. At this, Grunkle Mabel laughed.

"Grr- no!" Bonnie threw the flashlight at the offending mirror. It promptly shattered.

Mabel stopped laughing. "Hey! Careful with the merchandise!"

Bonnie picked up the flashlight. With a devilish smile, she began smashing mirrors left and right.

Finally, Mabel stepped out from the maze, hands on her hips and mouth curved in a disapproving frown. "I have had quiet enough from you little miss! Those mirrors cost me ten each! I expect you'll be paying for everyone you broke!"

"Oh contraire!" Bonnie cackled. "It will be you who pays!"

Bonnie pointed the flashlight at Mabel. The gem sparked purple as outside light reflected off it. Grunkle Mabel held her hands up close to her chest. "Whoa, what is that?"

Grinning ear to ear, Bonnie stalked forward as Mabel walked backwards. "Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation! Your house, your business, your family- everything will finally be mine! You have no one to protect you now!"

Mabel's back hit the wall. This was it; she was done for.

"Prepare for the wrath of Bonnie Glee- ak!" Bonnie dropped the flashlight, as Gompers rams into her.

Mabel snatched it up "That's too close there." She said. "Now I don't know what this is." She said referring to the flashlight. "But get out of my house. And this time don't come back."

Meanwhile the gang along with Ria climbed down and landed on the shaggy carpet. As the two enemies stood off against each other.

Suddenly Danny shows up. "Sorry I'm late Ms. Pines I couldn't find any more long length-" he stooped as he realized all the mirrors he brought in earlier were now broken. "What the-"

"Bonnie you remember Danny don't you?" Mabel asked as Gompers takes the flashlight from her.

Mabel allows him to take it, and the goat places it on the floor behind some mirrors.

The gang take this chance to turn the flashlight to its other setting and, hiding behind the mirrors, grew up to their original sizes. Fids pouted upon seeing he was still the smallest of them.

"She broke all the mirrors you brought over." Mabel told Danny.

Danny suddenly got a very serious look on his face. "Do you know what happens when you break something that belongs to my family?"

Bonnie narrowed her eyes at him taking a few steps back. "This isn't the last you've seen of me." She told Mabel before racing off.

Danny doesn't bother to chase her. "Stupid cops won't believe me anyways." He reasoned.

The gang chose this time to come out of hiding.

"Whoa what happened here?" Heather asked, pretending to be surprised.

"Oh, Bonnie threatened me with a flashlight and broke all these mirrors."

"I spent all day getting these." Danny complained.

"I'm sorry about that." Buddy said. "Will this cover it?" He asked handing him some cash.

Danny smiled. "You're a good brother little dude." He told Buddy. "But it's Bonnies debt to pay you keep it."

"You sure?" He looked to Mabel as he asked.

Mabel nodded. "Thanks for being such a decent guy." She said. "Nice to know at least not all Gleefuls are rotten."

Granddaddy's got her brainwashed." Buddy told her.

"Oh, I don't doubt it." Mabel said. "He's a dangerous man. Fids, do you and the girls want a drive home?"

Fids nodded. "Yes, please. You know, a few new extra lock on yer door and the windows could help keep her out. I could help if you'd like." he offered as they left the parlor with the girls following behind.

Stan picked up the flashlight. "Well… guess we should throw this thing away."

Ford shook his head. "Nah. I mean, as long as you don't play with it, we could keep it. It's a pretty nifty invention. Who knows when we'll need it."

A short silence ensued.

"Want to play some mini-golf?" Stan asked.

"Sure!" Ford said as he raced up the stairs with his brother hot on his heels.

And just like that the twins survived another hair rising adventure thanks to the journal and a little help from their friends.

But today's events couldn't possibly prepare them for what lied ahead!

-To Be Continued

Relativity Falls Season 1 END!

Author's Note: Okay so I know the Gravity Falls Season one does not end until Gideon Rises. However, since I'm including events that are only mentioned in journal 3 as well as the shorts I am dividing this series up by every 20 episodes.

Again, if you have any suggestions for this series please let me know.

Thank you for reading and Season 2 will be up soon!