Episode Summary: Heather's favorite rock band: Blood Rush comes to Gravity Falls, and she can't wait to spend her first concert with her friends. Besides what could possibly go wrong at a pop rock concert? Meanwhile Stan gets mixed up with…a horde of Vampires!

Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls or the Relativity Falls AU

Author Notes: So, I decided to go in a new direction! Full episodes will now be divided up into one to 2 parts! I know, I know that's a big change, but I decided to do this so you guys wouldn't have to wait 3 weeks to get a whole episode out. With that said the episodes will be longer, which is also a plus, More to read!

FYI: The band Blood Rush is inspired by the Hex girls from Scooby Doo, and all the songs from this episode will be theirs.

Shout Outs: This episode goes out to Imagaco another reader who is always giving me fresh ideas.

Imagaco: Here an idea for your "Boyz Crazy" chapter (or whatever you're going to call it). It has a side story where Stan try's to hide the fact that he's secretly a fan of boy band music.

I personally love this idea because it goes hand in hand with what I was thinking about this chapter. If you remember the end of the "Deep End" episode, where this happens.

Mermando: Mabel, I have never met anyone like you.

Mabel: Same here. Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires.

Dipper: I don't remember the vampires.

Mabel: I don't tell you everything.

So, Mabel ran into vampires, and we didn't get to see it. So, I decided to tie this into Stan's side story and have him run into some blood thirsty undead teens! How does he end up with them? Well keep reading to find out!

Vampire Crazy (Part 1)

(Back at the Shack)

It's another hot day at the gift shop and Ford is taking advantage of his day off. Currently he's goofing off with Danny and Heather as they watch the shop's security footage behind the counter. "Do you have this T-shirt in my size?" Ford said, voicing the tourist on the screen.

"I have something even better!" Danny said, voicing Stan.

The Stan in the video bends over to get something out of a box. "Behold, my butt!"

The three of them laughed.

"Does this shirt make me look fat?" Heather asked voicing the tourist who holds up a shirt that Stan hands to her.

"Seriously, why am I the only one working here?" Stan grumbles.

"Hey what am I? Chopped liver?" Fids asked as he finished replacing the light bulb over the front counter. It had started flickering last week and he was just now getting to it.

"You lost the syrup drink challenge yesterday remember." Heather reminded Stan, answering his question. "The winner got a day off."

"Don't you have a job?" Stan snapped, annoyed. "At the pool!"

"I took today off." Heather said casually. "My favorite band; Blood Rush is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet!"

"Ugh, Blood Rush?" Ford asked. "Aren't they the group of teen that pretend to be vampires?"

"Vampires?!" Fids jumps maybe ten feet in the air.

"Relax, they're not really…" Danny begins, but stops. "Well in this town I guess they could be."

Fids gulps.

"Oh, come on it's fake." Stan assures him, "All band groups are right bro?"

"Yep They're just a manufactured product of the bloated corporate music industry." Ford confirmed.

"Hey, they maybe fake vampires." Heather argued. "But their music is awesome."

Danny shakes his head. "Please they sing songs that have been song a thousand times over."

"That's because band groups are made by machines or something," Stan said with a snicker.

"Yeah they like grow them in pods or something," Danny laughed and the other boys join in.

"Keep laughing." Heather shrugs. "But I got two more tickets and someone else is going with me!"

"Someone else?" Ford asked.

Suddenly the gift shop door opens to Buddy who is dressed all in black and sporting a pair of fake fangs. "Yeah let's get our fang on!" He yells.

"No Buddy, you can't be serious." Stan looks distraught. "Heather what have you done to him?"

"Buddy is going with us to the concert." Heather said. "I was going to take Susan and Cooper too, but the college students Poolcheck hired got tickets too! Now Susan and Cooper are stuck on night guard duty until late tonight." She explained.

"So why do we have to go?" Fids whined.

"Because these!" Heather held up the two tickets. "Are non-refundable and I spent my whole paycheck on them, and I am getting my money's worth." She sighs. "Besides I don't think Buddy and I are ready to go out alone together." She bites her lip and looks to Bud. "No offense."

"None taken." Bud assures her. "I did get a little clingy and obsessive."

"A little?" Ford asked.

"Okay a lot." Bud agreed. "But she's right, it won't be any fun with just the two of us!"

"Well, you can count me out." Stan snaps. "only girls go crazy for bands."

"Oh, come on Stanley." Bud holds up a box of Blood Rush merchandise. "It's a mixed band group, and plenty of guys are going to be there."

"You mean plenty of…" Stan stops, remembering that he would be calling his friend a name if he continued. "Besides I can't go, I'm closing up shop today, remember?"

"Oh right." Heather looks to Ford and Fids.

"Nope, not happening." Ford shook his head, and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Not in a million years." Fids agreed.

"Ford come on, please!" Heather begged. "I've never been to a concert before! And I want to spend the night with my friends!"

"You're not going to make me break." Ford countered. "I am immune to your…"

Heather looked at him, hopefully.

Ford bites his lip. "Oh fine, if it will make you happy." He throws up his arms in defeat.

"Yes!" Heather hug him. "Thank you."

Ford smiles and hug her back, thinking maybe going to this concert just might not be so stupid after all.

"Come on Fids." Ford says as Heather pulls away. "Help a wing man out?"

"Well as long as you're sure they're not real vampires." Fids says shakenly.

"Fids I'm more of a vampire than any of them." Heather assures him.

"Okay, then I'll go." Fids decides.

"Awesome." Danny says. "You dudes have fun."

"Fun?" Grauntie Mabel asked as she walks in from the back office. "What kind of fun are we having?"

"Heather's got tickets to some goth punk concert." Stan says, looking unphased but also jumpy.

Ford raises a brow; Stan only gets like this when he's trying to contain himself. When he's trying to appear unmoved but why would he…Ford smiles wickedly.

"What?" Stan asked.

"Nothing." Ford mused. "So, Grauntie Mable, can we go?"

"Well, as long as you kidos don't stay out too late I'm fine with it." Mabel tells them. "I'll even lock up for you Stan if you want to join them."

"Yea-no." Stan shakes his head. "Wouldn't be caught dead at one of those."

"Suit yourself." Mabel shrugs.

"Well grab some merch and let's go!" Bud exclaims passing out shirts and fake fangs.

Ford and Fids take them and put them on as the three head out.

Stan watches them almost…wishfully.

"So, kid how'd I do?" Mabel whispers from behind him.

Stan jumps ten feet in the air. "Geez, warn a guy, seriously!"

"Oh, come on, I did good.." Mabel said with a shrug. "They didn't expect a thing."

Stan looks around, and sees that Danny is now busy at the counter, ringing up a purchase for the tourist he was helping earlier. "Did you get it?" He asked.

Mabel held out a brown shopping bag. "I got the goods."

Stan opens the bag to see a black wig and some Blood Rush Merch. "Thanks, Grauntie Mabel."

"You know, you can just tell them." Mabel states the obvious.

"Are you kidding?" Stan shakes his head. "Ford would never let me live it down." This was all Heather's fault. If she hadn't played one of her stupid CDs he wouldn't have gotten into Blood Rush in the first place. Hopefully, no one would be able to recognize him in this cheap get up.

"Well go on." Mabel ushers him to the stairs. "I'll take the rest of your shift."

Stan nods and runs up.

Danny gives Mabel a raised eyebrow.

"You are sworn to secrecy!" She warned.

Danny broke out into a smile. "I didn't see a thing." He vows.

Meanwhile, upstairs Stan puts on the wig along with the A black T-shirt with the words Blood Rush written in red on the front. Before popping in the fake fangs.

He looked ridiculous, but he couldn't care less. This was his night. Sure, a part of him wanted to spend it with his friends, but Stan spent years making fun of Band groups. Heck he even made fun of the band nerds at school. He couldn't risk being seen by anyone he knew. He looks at the clock and realizes he needs to get going. He takes one last look at the mirror before racing downstairs and sneaking out the back door.

(Back with Heather)

"Can't believe we're going to see Blood Rush, live!" Heather screamed as they made their way to the Civic Center.

"And they are who exactly?" Fids asked.

Ford gives him a look.

"What I don't want to be totally clueless when we get there." Fids reasoned.

"Tonight, we are going to meet Thorn, Dusk, Fang, Angel, and Luna!" Heather explained. "They met by chance at a summer music camp, and they have been singing together ever since."

"Really?" Ford asked. "That sounds like something that would happen in a movie, not real life."

"Come on, just give it a chance." Heather pleaded. "For me, please."

Ford sighed. "Yeah okay." He agreed as they arrived at the Civic Center Heather walks up to the ticket counter.

"Sorry sold out kid." The teen in all black told her.

"Oh, that's okay." Heather tells her. "I bought mine last week." She holds out four tickets.

The teen takes them and looks them over, before giving them back. Then she jerks her head to the double doors. "Head on in, the show is about to start."

Heather takes the lead as the four friends rush in just in time, the show begins with flames shooting out around the stage. Before disappearing to reveal the band of the hour, Blood Rush. Five teen dressed in black and sporting fake fangs; they sing their opening song.

"Earth, Wind, Fire and Air

(We may look bad, but we don't care)

We ride the Wind, we feel the Fire

To love the Earth is our one desire

(To love the Earth is our one desire)"

Meanwhile, Stan has just made it, and rushes up to the ticket counter.

"Sorry kid, but the show is sold out," an older man was sitting where the teen had been moments before. He closed the shutters. Stan looks defeated as a 'Sold Out!' sign greets him.

"Oh, come on!" Stan kicks the ticket counter. "This night is ruined! Not to mention I got this get up for nothing." He gestured to his clothes.

"Problem?" A girl asked as she appeared beside him. She was dressed in a black and purple dress and combat boots. She also has fangs, and the Blood Rush logo spray painted in red on her dress. She's also shielding herself from the sun with a heavy-duty black umbrella. "oh, Hi I'm Snow." She said.

"Snow?" Stan gives her a look. "What's with the umbrella?"

"Oh, I burn really easily." She tells him.

"Oh well if you came for the show you're too late." Stan said, too bump to realize that the girl's fangs looked a bit too real.

"no tickets hu?" She asked. "No problem."

"Really?" Stan asked.

"Yeah I have a solution." She assures him.

Stan thought she was going to pull out some tickets and knock on the door to be let in, but instead she leads him to the back.

"Wait you're breaking in?" Stan asked as she goes for the pad locked chain around the door.

"You want to see the show right?" Snow asked.

"Yeah, but…"

"Well, we'll let you tag along." Snow said. "If you help us."

"We'll?" Stan asked.

"No luck in the front?" A boy's voice cut through the back ally.

Stan whorl around and sees a boy in baggy black jeans and a dark hoody. His fangs glisten in the light of the dark alley.

Stan feels uneasy as he looks at them, he couldn't explain it, maybe it was his time here in Gravity Falls that was to blame, but he had a bad feeling about these two. There was something unhuman about them.

"Who's the dork?" The guy asked, his hair is as black as night, and just barely stays out of his face.

"oh, Blake this is Stan, Stan this is Blake." Snow introduced him.

Stan goes pale. He never told Snow his name…

Blake smiles his fangs look sharp, too sharp to be fakes. "You blew it Snow, you never asked him his name."

"I know." Snow says as she breaks the lock, with her bare hands. "Why ask when I already know? It's a waste of breath."

"How…you…lock!" Stan stutters.

"Oh, we're really strong." Blake said, his words come out as a hiss. "And thirsty, very thirsty."

And that's when it hits him, they have fangs, their using umbrellas and hiding in dark alleys, plus they are really strong, and…thirsty…

"You're vampires, real vampires." Stan stutters.

"Yep, and if your not going to run than we could really use your help Stan." Blake says as he throws an arm over his shoulder.

"With your thirst problem?" Stan asked fearfully.

"What, no!" Snow laughs. "Blake was just seeing if you'd run."

"Not the brightest of the bunch is he?" Blake asked.

"Oh, be nice." Snow scowled. "Besides he's human and that's all that matters."

"Wait, if you're not drinking my blood why do you need a human?" Stan asked as Blake led him inside the now opened back door.

"Look we have friends that are trapped in here." Blake explained. "and we need a human to help."

"But why?" Stan asked and then gasped at what he saw.

There in the backstage area is a large cage surrounded by…

"Roses?" Stan picks up one of the blood red flowers.

"Blood roses." Snow hissed and backed away from him. "They are poison to our kind. A single cut from it's thorns can be enough to kill."

"Wait, hold up." Stan looks at her. "Your friends were trapped in this?" He pointed to the cage. "But why, and by who?"

They heard footsteps approaching the room.

"Someone's coming!" Blake hissed. The three hid behind a clothes rack. As Ergman Bratsman, Blood Rush's producer, entered the room.

"Terrible show!" He yelled. "What does it take to get real talent around here?" He opens up a book with the word sales on it. "They barely sold out the arena!"

"Who is that?" Stan whispered from their hiding place.

"Ergman Bratsman." Snow answers. "He met my sister and her friends one night at a rave and offered them a gig."

"They too it." Blake cut in. "My brother Angel, he said it was a dream come true. I told him not to trust the guy, but they went."

"They never came back." Snow concluded. "they've been missing for years; we had no leads but when I say the Blood Rush posters last week… I knew it was them."

"Let's take him, now." Blake growled.

"Are you crazy, he's keeping them contained with blood rose." Snow whispered. "Who knows what else he is using to keep them in line."

Ergman Bratsman puts down the book and leaves backstage.

"Okay, can someone please help me make since of this." Stan said leaning against the wall. "You guys are Vampires, and this band producer is forcing your family and friends to be…stage monkeys?"

"Pretty much." Snow agreed.

"But you're vampires, can't you drink his blood or something?" Stan argued.

"Dude, gross." Blake makes a puking sound. "Look I was joking back there, only a deranged vampire dying of thirst would feed off a human."

"Wait so you don't feed off humans?" Stan asked.

"We used to." Snow told him. "A long time ago before you guys started eating processed foods. We were also less civilized back then."

"Still, you guys are like immortal you can take him." Stan argued.

"Again, seriously man, whatever you think you know about vampires, just drop it." Blake says. "We are not immortal, we do live longer than humans, but you'd live longer too if you'd stop shoving poison in your bodies."

"So, you're not immortal." Stan looks somewhat disappointed. "What about the sun? Do you burst into flames?"

"What?" Snow giggles. "No, I told you it just burns us really badly like we could get UV poisoning in under five minutes."

"Oh…" Stan looks even more disappointed. "No offense, but you guys are lot cooler in books."

Blake hisses. "I don't think I like your new friend Snow."

"Well, I do." Snow giggled.

"But wait you read my mind!" Stan pointed out. "You knew my name and you broke that lock with your hands!"

Snow nodded. "Well not all the stories are lies we are born with special abilities." She confirmed.

"But Reading Minds is just Snow's thing." Blake added.

"Wait born?" Stan asked. "you weren't bitten?"

"No, Vampirism isn't a disease you can spread around with a bite doofus." Blake shook his head. "You're either born one or you ain't one."

"Again, so much cooler in the books." Stan said, and smiled, much to his surprise.

"Look, Ergman Bratsman going to put them in that cage tonight. All you have to do is let them out, and we're home free. So will you help us or what?"

"He will." Snow says. "He's already decided to."

"Okay you've got to stop doing that." Stan lectured. "It's creepy, but yeah I'll help, it's kind of what my friends and I do."

"You'd help, even though we're vampires?" Blake asked.

"Sure, you seem like nice people." Stan shrugs.

Blake smiles. "You're pretty cool, for a dork." He added.

"See you do like him." Snow teased.

"Okay so he's not the worst human I've met." Blake says trying to hide his own smile.

Stan smiles. "Look I'll do whatever it takes to up." He promised.

"Thanks Stan." Snow beamed.

Back on stage the concert is coming to a close, the crowd cheers loudly.

"We love you Thorn!" Fids screams. In just an hour flat he has fallen head over heals for Blood Rush, especially Thorn.

Thorn, the lead singer with the long raven black hair and red highlights smiles at the crowd. "Thank you guys so much for coming out to see us tonight." She said. "You guys are the real super stars."

"Give yourselves a big hand!" Dusk, a teen with blond and green streaked pig tales added.

The band's two guitarist, Angel and Fang are completely identical, with their black hair slicked back with gel and matching green eyes it's obvious that they're twins.

"Our next gig is in New Jersey!" Luna a keyboard player with purple hair says. "Hope to see you there."

"Good night and stay wicked." The band says together before the stage lights go out.

"See I told you they were awesome." Heather shouted over the roaring crowd.

"So awesome." Fids screamed.

"And loud." Ford yelled over everyone, but he's smiling. Okay yeah, he did actually enjoy himself, but it had more to do with hanging out with Heather than the band's performance.

"Heather I think I love Luna." Buddy says. "Like I want to marry her, like her."

"You have my blessing." Heather tells him.

"Come on, lets get out of her." Ford ushers them to the merch table. "Maybe we can get some CDs or signed posters."

"Oh, what a great idea!" Heather takes the lead, while Stan watches in horror as the band runs backstage screaming.

"Get back all of you!" Ergman is threatening them with a bucket? "Don't make me douse you in this, I'll do it." He pulls out a remote and bushes a button, the cage door swings open. "in all of you!"

He flings some of the buckets contents, a red liquid that smells sweet, like the roses.

Luna screams as it almost hits her, and the teens run into the cage, huddling in fear.

"You monster, that can kill her!" Thorn yells.

"Do you think I care?" Ergman asked. "You're not human, you have no rights!" He closes the cage with another press of his button.

"You can't keep us lock away forever." Fang growls. "We'll get out of here."

"Try escaping, and I'll expose you, and all your kind!" Ergman warns. "your families will be hunted like wild animals. And for that remark, no dinner tonight." He leaves with a slam of the door.

It's quiet, but not for long.

"Good job bro." Angel lectured, "Now we're not easting again!"

"Guys we can't fight, we have to band together." Thorn says taking charge. "Well never get out if we're constantly fighting."

"Nor will we if we keep starving." Angel argued.

"Guys stop fighting, you're embarrassing me." Dusk says.

They all give her a weird look.

"Come on out love." Dusk says looking at the clothes rack.

Snow and Blake look at Stan for a moment, as if wonder if he's going to run. Stan gives them a reassuring thumbs up and they step out to where the others can see them.

"Snow?" Thorn looks at her in disbelief. "What, how?"

"Hey sis." Snow waves nervously. "This is my new friend, Stan." She pushes Stan towards the cage, not daring too get to close herself. "And he's going to help you."

Stan freezes on the spot as five starving vampire teens look him over. Tonight, was definitely turning out to be more than what he bargained for.

-To Be Continued