Author's Note: Just another short-short which popped up in my head. Yeah, I know it's a stretch, but at least it's no more absurd than the canon epilogue to the Harry Potter series, all of them sending off their kids to Hogwarts…even Draco Malfoy.
"No…" Hermione whispered in her absolute shock also shared by Harry and Ron who'd come to Australia to help retrieve her parents after defeating Voldemort.
"Oh, yes," Marietta Edgecombe smirked, which tugged at the scars upon her face where the word 'SNEAK' had been magically cursed and later removed by muggle plastic surgery. "I tracked down your family and altered their memories so they believe I'm their daughter. You change that or get rid of me, they'll die. Just like my real mother did, murdered in the war. You think you're the only one to do anything for retaliation, Granger?"