"It's a joke!" Darcy smirked at Tony in the Stark Tower conference room.
Still staring at that horrific sight, Tony sarcastically snapped, "Yeah, one that'll strike fear in the hearts of our enemies! It's coming off!"
He strode forward, fingers reaching out to tear something away from Mjolnir on the conference table—
"Hold, Iron Man," Thor cautioned, eyeing his hammer now displaying onto one side Lady Darcy's most recent prank.
"Why?" Tony said right before Mjolnir blasted him with a lightning bolt.
Collapsing unconscious on the floor, Tony missed Darcy's smug reply, "Because Mew Mew loves her Hello Kitty sticker!"
Author's Note: Yes, another 100 word short-short. It's kinda weird that there's no actual examples of this even when I ran a Google and Bing image search. If you know any, send me a link. Thanks!